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December 2005

#450 (31/12) - Green Power
#449 (30/12) - Goat alerts cops to packed taxi
#448 (27/12) - Why the BMW 530d isn't selling...
#447 (26/12) - Personalised number plates
#446 (26/12) - Taxi driver from Hell?
#445 (16/12) - Let's ask Sipho
#444 (13/12) - The road to Polokwane
#443 (12/12) - Newspaper headlines from the year 2000
#442 (11/12) - Affirmative Action Employment Application
#441 (11/12) - The Affirmative ATM Experience
#440 (11/12) - Dating in the banking sector
#439 (04/12) - Case Study
#438 (04/12) - Vertaal asb.
#437 (04/12) - The Canadian immigrant
#436 (01/12) - Begging for handouts

Hi-jacking hotspot, as seen in Centurion (again)! Photo for humanclock.com

November 2005

#435 (30/11) - Definitely NOT a South African company...
#434 (27/11) - Robert Mugabe goes to see his n'anga
#433 (25/11) - Please circulate! Terrorist detection mail
#432 (24/11) - UK vs USA
#431 (23/11) - Europe: Ten years from now
#430 (22/11) - Email from Uruguay
#429 (22/11) - Transvestites and paedophiles
#428 (22/11) - The many faces of Paris Hilton
#427 (22/11) - Extreme clean breath confidence
#426 (22/11) - Mrs. Ward's predicament
#425 (21/11) - How not to die
#424 (20/11) - Weird and wonderful facts, part II
#423 (19/11) - Advice for bosses
#422 (18/11) - What is a human resource?
#421 (17/11) - The Baptist Bra
#420 (17/11) - Credit Card Conundrum
#419 (17/11) - As I mature...
#418 (17/11) - Mechanic vs. surgeon
#417 (17/11) - Bruce, Bluey, and Foster's


October 2005

#416 (28/10) - The rugby fan
#415 (28/10) - Are you DA MAN?
#414 (28/10) - Beer vs. vagina
#413 (24/10) - Woman = time x money
#412 (24/10) - His and her political correctness
#411 (20/10) - If men and women swapped genitalia
#410 (20/10) - Friendship amongst men and women
#409 (19/10) - His and her definitions
#408 (19/10) - The Females' Agreement
#407 (11/10) - Application for a night out with the girls
#406 (11/10) - Application for a night out with the boys
#405 (11/10) - Academic proof that women are from Venus
#404 (11/10) - Men are dogs who are better than women
#403 (11/10) - Things you'll never hear a woman say


September 2005

#402 (26/09) - How many women with PMS...
#401 (26/09) - Australian profiling
#400 (26/09) - The men's thesaurus
#399 (26/09) - Evening classes for men
#398 (26/09) - 50 facts about men
#397 (22/09) - The perfect husband
#396 (20/09) - Desperate housewives?
#395 (20/09) - T-shirts for girls
#394 (20/09) - T-shirts for guys
#393 (19/09) - The secret point-scoring system
#392 (19/09) - The world's shortest fairy tale
#391 (19/09) - Oktoberfest warning
#390 (17/09) - Whipped - A magazine for married men
#389 (17/09) - Men's driving test question #15
#388 (17/09) - Beetle bonnet
#387 (17/09) - How to hitch a woman
#386 (17/09) - The perfect remote control
#385 (16/09) - Hazardous materials data sheet
#384 (16/09) - The bra cup size system explained
#383 (16/09) - Dr. Rickson has invented a bra that...
#382 (16/09) - Do not break this chain letter!!!
#381 (16/09) - The honest liar
#380 (12/09) - Back from the grave
#379 (12/09) - Night of the Golden Anniversary
#378 (12/09) - After 50 years of marriage...
#377 (07/09) - Casings from the ex
#376 (07/09) - Nag, nag, nag
#375 (07/09) - Cheese Scones
#374 (07/09) - Off to an early start
#373 (05/09) - Through the scope
#372 (05/09) - What a coincidence!
#371 (05/09) - Father, mother and son go to the zoo...












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August 2005

#370 (31/08) - The morning after (Women's edition)
#369 (31/08) - The morning after (Men's edition)
#368 (26/08) - Dumping Grounds: The modern approach
#367 (26/08) - Modern pick-up lines that may just work
#366 (26/08) - Recently, at the rock festival...
#365 (22/08) - The myth of the modern and sensitive man
#364 (22/08) - One problem with the modern dating scene
#363 (19/08) - A girl goes into the doctor's office...
#362 (19/08) - Modern birth control worries
#361 (14/08) - Modern pregnancy dilemmas
#360 (14/08) - Modern teen sex concerns
#359 (11/08) - Vagina dentata?
#358 (11/08) - What if they mated?
#357 (11/08) - Kids' advice in love matters
#356 (11/08) - Kids' advice to other kids
#355 (10/08) - One day, while cleaning her son's room...
#354 (10/08) - Little Johnny comes home from school...
#353 (09/08) - Little Johnny and the firefighter
#352 (09/08) - Little Johnny at school
#351 (06/08) - Little Johnny's Dad
#350 (06/08) - How to masturbate
#349 (06/08) - Children at sea
#348 (02/08) - How old am I?
#347 (02/08) - Frog noises
#346 (01/08) - Birds and bees for the digital age


July 2005

#345 (29/07) - How to make an elephant laugh and cry
#344 (29/07) - The difference between cats and dogs
#343 (24/07) - Why men hate cats (reason #528)
#342 (24/07) - Real dogs for REAL men!
#341 (17/07) - Party in the cats' house
#340 (17/07) - Never be too afraid to express your feelings
#339 (17/07) - The winner of the 2005 "World's Ugliest Dog" Contest
#338 (15/07) - The war between alt.tasteless and rec.pets.cats
#337 (14/07) - A canonical list of elephant Q&As
#336 (12/07) - The holocaust on your plate
#335 (12/07) - The bear and the atheist
#334 (08/07) - Memo to the family dogs
#333 (08/07) - Butch dog food ads
#332 (08/07) - See Biscuit...
#331 (08/07) - Chicken Crossing
#330 (08/07) - Duckling Crossing?
#329 (07/07) - Duck hunting in Tennessee
#328 (02/07) - Regarding Crazy Frog's genitalia...


June 2005

#327 (30/06) - How to determine the height of a skyscraper with a barometer
#326 (29/06) - Why women shouldn't use a corn cob instead of a dildo
#325 (29/06) - Removal of 100-Watt Electric Bulb from Rectum
#324 (22/06) - Why we've always done it that way
#323 (20/06) - Old Otis's job application
#322 (17/06) - A man went to church one day...
#321 (17/06) - The Pope dies and goes to heaven...
#320 (15/06) - A man with no arms and no legs...
#319 (15/06) - On eating healthy...
#318 (12/06) - Dead Sophie's choice
#317 (12/06) - You might be a Redneck Jedi if...
#316 (09/06) - A Horror Movie Character's Survival Guide


March to May 2005

#315 (25/05) - 25 fun things to do while watching "The Lord of the Rings"
#314 (23/05) - Anger Management
#313 (01/05) - Confirming an urban legend (removed)
#312 (01/05) - Safety first last!
#311 (01/05) - Another canonical list of Lawyer Jokes
#310 (01/05) - The HMVH list of Lawyer Q&As
#309 (01/05) - The Pope and a lawyer...
#308 (01/05) - A Prayer for the Stressed
#307 (01/05) - Survival at work
#306 (01/05) - The Canadian job interview
#305 (01/05) - The Jamaican job applicant
#304 (21/03) - The South African Airways job applicant
#303 (21/03) - London airport announcements
#302 (21/03) - Assorted airline funnies...
#301 (21/03) - Priscilla of the airways


January & February 2005

#300 (23/02) - You know you've been using Discogs too much when...
#299 (23/02) - Good. Bad. Worse.
#298 (06/02) - The TRUE Stella Awards for 2004
#297 (06/02) - Stella's Office
#296 (06/02) - Taxi Warfare
#295 (06/02) - Online Banking in South Africa
#294 (06/02) - The perfect job
#293 (06/02) - Your tax rands at work
#292 (06/02) - How the commandments came to be ten
#291 (09/01) - Found on Mpumalanga hospital charts...

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