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As I mature...


I've learned that you cannot make someone love you.
All you can do is stalk them and hope they panic and give in!

I've learned that no matter how much I care,
some people are just plain assholes.

I've learned that it takes years to build up trust,
and that it only takes suspicion - not proof - to destroy it.

I've learned that you can get by on charm for about 15 minutes.
After that, you'd better have a big dick or huge boobs.

I've learned that regardless of how hot and steamy a relationship is 
at first, the passion fades - and there had better be a lot of money 
in its place!

I've learned that 99% of the time when something isn't working in 
your house, one of your kids did it.

I've learned that the people you care most about in life are taken
from you too soon, and all the less important ones just never go away.


Pass this along to five friends... trust me, they'll appreciate it.
Who knows, maybe something good will happen.


If not... tough shit!


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[Contributed by Peter Woods]

Experience is something you don't get until just after you need it.