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Dr. Calvin Rickson, a scientist from Texas A&M University has invented 
a bra that keeps women's breasts from jiggling and prevents the nipples 
from pushing through the fabric when cold weather sets in. 

After a news conference announcing the invention, a large group of men
took Dr. Rickson outside and kicked the shit out of him.


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[Contributed by Peter Woods]

Without geometry, life is pointless.