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An elderly couple is laying in bed after a party to celebrate their
50th wedding anniversary. Some of guests at the party are sleeping over
in the same house.
Says the husband to his wife, "Remember, honey, 50 years ago, on our
wedding night? I even cut my finger so that everyone thought you were
still a virgin!"
She responds, "And what? Do you want me to blow my nose in the bed
sheets so that everyone will think you're still able to get it up?"
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[Contributed by Stefan Willkomm, translated by HMVH]
Marriage changes passion. Suddenly you're in bed with a relative.
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