On eating healthy...



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 Hmmmmmm!


 Can't eat beef: Mad cow disease!

 Can't eat chicken: Bird flu.

 Can't eat eggs: Salmonella.

 Can't eat pork either: Fears that bird flu will infect piggies...

 Can't eat fish: Heavy metals in the waters have poisoned their meat.

 Can't eat fruits and veggies anymore: Insecticides and herbicides!


 Hmmmmmmmmm!!!!!!!!!!!!!


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 I believe that leaves... chocolate!!!!!!!!


 And remember - "STRESSED" spelled backwards is "DESSERTS"!

 

Send this to four people and you will lose two pounds.

Send this to everyone you know (or ever knew), and you will lose 10 pounds.



(If you delete this message, you will gain 10 pounds immediately.)



"That's why I had to pass this on - I didn't want to risk it!!!"


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[Contributed by Susanna]

Tuna just doesn't taste the same anymore without dolphin...