Grant me the serenity to accept the things I cannot change,
the courage to change the things I cannot accept,
and the wisdom to hide the bodies of those people I had 
to kill today because they pissed me off.

And also, help me to be careful of the toes I step on 
today as they may be connected to the ass that I may have
to kiss tomorrow.

Help me to always give 100% each week...

12% on Monday
23% on Tuesday
40% on Wednesday
20% on Thursday
5% on Fridays

And help me to remember...
when I'm having a really bad day, 
and it seems that people are trying to piss me off,
that it takes 42 muscles to frown and only four to 
extend my middle finger and tell them to bite me!


Amen



[From the personal archives]

Stress is when you wake up screaming and 
you realise you haven't fallen asleep yet.