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A man went to church one day and afterwards he stopped to shake 
the preacher’s hand. 

He said, "Preacher, I'll tell you, that was a damned fine sermon. 
Damned good!"  

The preacher said, "Thank you sir, but I'd rather you didn't use 
that kind of language in the Lord's House."  

The man said, "I was so damned impressed with that sermon I put 
five thousand dollars in the offering plate!"  

The preacher replies, "No shit?"


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Religion is regarded by the common people as true, 
by the wise as false, and by rulers as useful.