Modern teen sex concerns



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The mother of a 16-year-old girl was concerned that her daughter was 
having sex. Worried that the girl might become pregnant and adversely 
impact the family's status, she consulted the family doctor.  

The doctor told her that teenagers today were very wilful and any 
attempt to stop the girl would probably result in rebellion. 

He then told her to arrange for her daughter to be put on birth 
control and until then, talk to her and give her a box of condoms.  

Later that evening, as her daughter was preparing for a date, the 
woman told her about the situation and handed her a box of condoms. 

The girl burst out laughing and reached over to hug her mother,
saying: "Oh, Mom! No need to worry about that! It's Susan I'm dating!"


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