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On friendship between women:

A woman didn't come home one night. The next day she told her husband 
that she had slept over at a friend's house.

The man called his wife's ten best friends.

None of them knew about it.




On friendship between men:

A man didn't come home one night. The next day he told his wife 
that he had slept over at a friend's house.

The woman called her husband's ten best friends.

Eight of them confirmed that yes, he had slept over. 
The other two claimed that he was still there!


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[Lifted off jumbojoke.com]

My wife told me I should be more affectionate. So I got a girlfriend.