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Father, mother and son decide to go to the zoo one day. 

So they set off and are seeing lots of animals. Eventually they end 
up opposite the elephant house. The boy looks at the elephant, sees 
its penis, points to it and says, "Mummy, what is that long thing?"

His mother replies, "That, son, is the elephant's trunk."

"No, at the other end."

"That, son is the tail."

"No, mummy, the thing under the elephant!"

A short embarrassed silence, and she replies, "Urhm, that's nothing."

The mother goes to buy some ice-cream and the boy, not being satisfied
with her answer, asks his father the same question. "Daddy, what is 
that long thing there?"

"That's the trunk, son," replies the father.

"No, at the other end."

"Oh, that is the tail."

"No, daddy, that thing below," asks the son in desperation.

"That is the elephant's willy. Why do you ask, son?"

"Well, Mummy said it was nothing," says the boy.

Replies the father, "I tell you, I spoil that woman..."


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