Several conservative Christian mothers in the Dallas area have joined
forces and set their sights on banning electric toothbrushes, claiming
they can be used for sexual purposes as well as for cleaning teeth.
The leader of the group of boycotters says that she was embarrassed and
shocked after entering her daughter's bedroom last month, and said she
intends to nip the problem in the bud before things get any worse.
"I caught her using the new toothbrush to pleasure herself down below
in her private parts," said 45-year-old Wanda Riftright, a Christian woman
who bought her 15-year-old daughter Tiffany a new Crest SpinBrush (pictured
at left) for her birthday.
"When she kept needing new batteries every two or three days, I got
suspicious and decided to investigate. I thought the product might be
defective and was eating up batteries faster than normal," she said.
"Her teeth look nice and white, but she's smiling just as wide as
the woman on the Crest website and TV commercials and I now know why!"
The Crest SpinBrush is constructed in the general shape of a rigid
male penis, Riftright says, and when she entered her daughter's bedroom
one night, she caught her rubbing the SpinBrush against her private
parts and smiling really wide and seemed to be in a state of ecstasy.
Several other Dallas Christian women have also caught their daughters
using the new toothbrush in the same manner, and decided to take action by
boycotting and calling the spinning toothbrush a "Tool of Satan."
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Chastity is the worst of all sexual perversions.
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