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A sister and brother are talking to each other when the little boy 
gets up and walks over to his Grandpa and says, "Grandpa, please make 
a frog noise."

The Grandpa says, "No."

The little boy goes on, "Please... please make a frog noise."

The Grandpa says, "I said no!"

The boy persists, "Oh please Gramps, please make a frog sound!"

Grandpa replies, "For the last time, no! Now beat it, go play."

The little boy then returns to his sister and says, "You go tell Grandpa 
to make a frog noise." So the little girl goes to her Grandpa and says, 
"Please make a frog noise."

The Grandpa says, "I just told your brother no and I'm telling you no."

The little girl says, "Please... please Grandpa, make a frog noise."

The Grandpa says, "But why? Why do you want me to make a frog noise?"

The little girl replied, "Because Mommy said that when you croak we can 
go to Disney World!" 


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[Found on zooass.com]

"Now that I'm awake I'm sleepy again."