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 1. Stand up halfway through the movie and yell loudly, 
    "Wait... where the hell is Harry Potter?"

 2. Block the entrance to the theater while screaming, 
    "YOU..... SHALL.... NOT..... PASS!"

 3. Play a drinking game where you have to take a sip every time 
    someone says, "the Ring."

 4. Point and laugh whenever someone dies.

 5. Ask everyone around you if they think Gandalf went to Hogwart's.

 6. Finish off every one of Elrond's lines with "Mister Ander... son."

 7. When Aragorn is crowned king, stand up, and at the top of your 
    lungs sing, "And I did it.... MY way...!"

 8. Talk like Gollum all through the movie. At the end, bite off 
    someone's finger and fall down the stairs.

 9. Dress up as old ladies and re-enact "The Battle of Helms Deep"...
    Monty Python style.

10. When Denethor lights the fire, shout "Barbecue!"

11. When the Ents decide to march to war, stand up and shout, 
    "RUN FOREST, RUN!"

12. Everytime someone kills an Orc, yell: "That's what I'm Tolkien about!" 
    See how long it takes before you get kicked out of the theatre.

13. During a wide shot of a battle, inquire, "Where's Waldo?"

14. Talk loudly about how you heard that there is a single frame of a 
    nude Elf hidden somewhere in the movie.

15. Start an Orc sing-a-long.

16. Come to the premiere dressed as Frank N. Furter and wander around 
    looking terribly confused.

17. When they go in the Paths Of The Dead, wait for a tense moment 
    and shout, "I see dead people!"

18. Imitate what you think a conversation between Gollum and Yoda 
    would be like.

19. Release a jar of daddy-long-legs into the theater during the 
    Shelob scene.

20. Wonder out loud if Aragorn is going to run for governor of 
    California.

21. When Shelob comes on, exclaim, "Man! Charlotte's really let 
    herself go!"

22. As Frodo is standing, hesitating to drop the ring, yell "Get on 
    with it!"

23. When the armies attack the massive elephant creatures, start 
    griping loudly about how it's a blatant rip-off of Star Wars and 
    the battle with the walkers on Endor.

24. Insist you can spot William Wallace in the scene right before 
    the final battle charge.

25. Insist Gandalf is played by Jean Luc Picard, who has no real magic, 
    just some decent melee skills, and incredible futuristic knowledge 
    of how everything seems to work.


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