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A man walked into the women's department of Macy's in New York City. 

He told the saleslady, "I'd like a Baptist bra for my wife, size 36B." 

With a quizzical look, the saleslady replied, "What kind of bra?" 

He repeated, "A Baptist bra. My wife said to tell you that she wanted a
Baptist bra and that you would know what she wanted." 

"Ah, now I remember," said the saleslady. "We don't get as many requests
for them as we used to. Most of our customers lately want the Catholic 
bra or the Salvation Army bra, or the Presbyterian type." 

Confused and flustered, the man asked, "So what are the differences?" 

The lady responded, "Well, it's really quite simple. The catholic type 
supports the masses, the Salvation Army lifts up the fallen, and the 
Presbyterian type keeps them staunch and upright." 

He mused at that for a moment and then asked, "So, what is the Baptist
type for?" 

"They," she replied, "make mountains out of molehills".


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[Found on be.jokes]

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