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At last!! 

A decent chain letter as opposed to the normal and stupid chain letters
or pyramid schemes. This one costs nothing, and you can only win. 

Simply send this email to six (6) of your mates or work colleagues.


INSTRUCTIONS


Anaesthetise your wife/girlfriend, put her in a large carton (don't 
forget some ventilation holes), and send it to the person who is at 
the top of your list.

Soon your name will be at the top of the list, and you will receive 
823,542 women through the post.

Statistically, among those women will be at least -

- 0.5 miss worlds

- 2.5 models

- 463 wild nymphos

- 3,234 good-looking nymphos

- 20,198 who enjoy multiple orgasms

- 41,743 bi-sexual women.

In total, that is 65,641 women who are simply hornier, less inhibited, 
and tastier than the grumpy old bag you posted off. And, best of all, 
your original package is guaranteed not to be one of those that come 
back to you.


DO NOT BREAK THIS CHAIN LETTER


One bloke, for example, who sent the letter to only five instead of 
six of his friends got his original bird back, still in the old dressing 
gown he sent her off in, with the same old migraine attack, and the 
accusatorial expression on her face.

On the same day, the international supermodel he'd been living with 
since he sent off his old girlfriend moved out to live with his best 
friend (to whom he had not sent the chain letter).

While I am sending this letter, the bloke that is in 5th place above me
has already received 837 women and is lying in hospital suffering from
exhaustion. Outside his ward are another 452 packages.


YOU MUST BELIEVE THIS EMAIL


This is a unique opportunity to achieve a totally satisfying sex life!

No expensive meals out, and no lengthy conversations about trivialities 
(that only interest women) just so that you can screw her. No further 
obligations, no grumpy mother-in-law, and no unpleasant surprises like 
marriage or engagement.

Do not hesitate... send this letter today to six of your best friends 
or work colleagues NOW!


PS. Even when you have no girlfriend, you can send your vacuum cleaner.

PPS. This letter may also be copied to women you know so that they can
prepare themselves for the great adventure that they may soon undertake.


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[Contributed by Peter Woods]

I can only please one person per day. 
Today is not your day. 
Tomorrow is not looking good either.