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Once upon a time, a guy asked a girl "Will you marry me?"

The girl said, "NO!"

And the guy lived happily ever after and went fishing, hunting and 
played golf a lot and drank beer and farted whenever he wanted.


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[Selected by Jim Griffith & rec.humor.funny]

I never knew what real happiness was until I got married. 
By then it was too late.