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We all know how newspaper editors and writers sensationalise what in 
reality is a fairly mundane snippet of information. Headlines are often 
purposely written in a manner so as to incite emotion, if not just a 
degree of curiosity -- simply to attract a potential customer. 
However, not unlike rumours and urban legends, there is usually an 
interpretation of truth in the simple term referred to as a "headline",
making one wonder about the story behind that phrase.

What we have here are headlines - collected in South Africa during the 
latter part of the year 2000, as seen posted on signboards, lamp posts, 
and traffic lights (or "robots", if you will).

This is not only the bad news.
 
I have included the most interesting and amusing ones (well, to me, 
at least!), and that includes good news too (at least there is some).


Items are listed chronologically: 	[personal comments in brackets]

5726 cops face criminal charges
Argus cyclist slain
Pitbull victim dies 
FIFA fever banned
Snake threat for sex girls		[I won't go there!]
Plan for social security
1000+ years for killer
Woman sought after cut penis		[our own Ms. Bobbitt]
2 kids suffocate in fridge
SA Aids policy baffles world experts    [much of SA baffles everyone!]
More cops for killer highway
Million won on TV: Pic
Crime boss found in shallow grave
Car chase in city wipes out family
Scores arrested in city crime blitz
Boys (11) take guns to school
Missile stolen from SANDF
Disco deaths: Revenge feared
ET goes to jail                         [did he get his phone call?]
Cops nab highway rock gang		[rock throwers, not musicians]
Shock at fuel price increase            [what did they expect - praise?]
City cops win case against mayor
Woman pulls plane
D-day for ET
R2,6-M for sacked official
Floods cost SA billions
R187 to fill a Corolla
Lottery heads for R12-M
Cop on shooting spree
Garages brace for fuel rush
6,000 at Bles funeral
Doctor killed for cellphone    [what will doctors will kill for next -
				stethoscopes?]
Porsche woman abducted
Woman's body parts hidden in freezer	[right next to the kids?]
Taxi fare shock
Mugabe legalises land grab
Editor charges minister
CIA warns Aids could kill off SA Elite	[but only the rapists in power]
Brutal killings at city store
Mentally ill woman dies in cell
Teens in sex for sale shock
Stolen car traced to cop's home
Lotto winner in hiding
Oh, Hansie!
Cronje faces 4 years in jail
Security car mows down 5 women
Mom sells girl for R100
Woman stabbed 24 times
Zim farmer slain
"White farmers are our enemies"
Match-fix fever hits soccer
5 years for stealing dishcloth
Pretoria crash carnage
New sex laws
Hi-tech loafing at work			[where are YOU reading this now?]
Heroic prisoner saves cop's life
Rapists jailed for 100 years
Pointless to shout at Mugabe - Mbeki
UFO balls: NASA to pay for damages
E-mail virus causes havoc
Rand climbs back from R7 a Dollar
Schools to teach self-defense
10 killed in taxi crash
PUTCO roadworthy shock 		 	[shock to whom?]
16 years for raping daughter
Court told of plot to kill ANC leaders
Mayor fakes death for money
Police shoot as schoolkids run riot	[back to 1976...]


Not much has changed. Here we have a few headlines from 2005:

Kids burn grandpa to death
Pregnant woman axed to death
Woman raped three times
Shoot-out at Sandton hotel 



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[Partially from the private archives, and elsewhere]

"That's the trouble with reality - it's taken far too seriously"
Celebrate - An Emotional Fish, 1990