A man with no arms and no legs...



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A man with no arms and no legs is out lying on the beach one day,
enjoying his chance to get some sun.

All of a sudden, a beautiful woman walks by and stops. 
"You poor man," she says. "I bet you've never been kissed, have you?"

The man has to admit, no, he never has, and so she bends down and 
plants him a good one right on the mouth!

A few minutes later, another gorgeous babe walks up. 
"You look like you need a hug," she says.

He agrees that it would be nice, so she gives him a great one and 
walks away.

A few minutes later, a drop-dead gorgeous girl walks by. 
She stops, a sultry smile on her face and looks down at him.

"Mister", she says, "have you ever been fucked?"

"No", he says with a hopeful grin.

"Well, you are now. The tide's coming in!"


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[Contributed by Peter]

Sex is like air. It's not important unless you aren't getting any.