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Little Johnny comes home from school with a note from his teacher, 
indicating that "Johnny seems to be having some difficulty with the 
differences between boys and girls" and would his mother "please sit 
down and have a talk with Johnny about this."

So Johnny's mother takes him quietly, by the hand, upstairs to her 
bedroom, and closes the door.

"First, Johnny, I want you to take off my blouse," she says.

Johnny unbuttons her blouse and takes it off.

"OK, now take off my skirt..."

...and he takes off her skirt.

"Now remove my bra please..."

...which he does.

"And now, Johnny, please take off my panties."

...and when Johnny finishes removing those, she says,
"Johnny, PLEASE don't wear any of my clothes to school any more!" 


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[This version from zooass.com]

I'm not tense - just terribly, terribly alert.