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A mechanic was removing the cylinder head from the engine of a
Jaguar when he spotted a well-known heart surgeon in his garage.
The surgeon was waiting for the service manager to come and take
a look at his car.
The mechanic shouted across the garage, "Hey, Doc, could I ask
you a question?"
The surgeon, a bit surprised, walked over to the mechanic.
The mechanic straightened up, wiped his hands on a rag and asked,
"So Doc, take a look at this engine. I open its heart, take valves
out, fix 'em, put 'em back in, and when I finish, it works just like
new. So how come I get such a small salary and you get the really
big bucks when you and I are doing basically the same work?"
The surgeon paused, smiled and leaned over, and then whispered to
the mechanic, "Try doing it with the engine running."
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[Contributed by Peter Woods]
The easiest way to make your old car run
better is to check the price of new cars.
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