What a coincidence!



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A man sat at the bar and said, "Today's a special day, I'm celebrating."  

"What a coincidence!" said the woman next to him. 

"I'm celebrating, too," she continued, clinking glasses with him.  
"And what are you celebrating?"

"I'm a chicken farmer, and for years all my hens were infertile, 
but today they're finally fertile."

"What a coincidence!" the woman said, "For years my husband and I have 
been trying to have a child, and today, my gynaecologist told me I'm 
pregnant."

"How did your chickens become fertile?" she asked. 

"I switched cocks," he replied.

"What a coincidence!" she said.


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[Contributed by Peter Woods]

If it wasn't for the last minute, nothing would get done.