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Cyrus asks: "Daddy, where did I come from?"

Dad replies: "Ah, my son, I guess one day you will need to find out 
anyway," and ponders how to put it into words the lad can understand.

"Well," he finally says, "you see, your Mom and I first got together 
in a chat room on MSN. Then I set up a date via e-mail with your Mom 
and we met at a cyber-cafe. We sneaked into a secluded room, where your 
mother agreed to a download from my hard drive. As soon as we were ready
to interface, we discovered that neither one of us had used a firewall, 
and by then it was too late to hit the 'back' button."

"Then what?" the boy asked.

"Nine months later a blessed little pop-up appeared that said: 
'You've Got Male!'"


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[Originally off jumbojoke.com]

I don't beat around the bush -- I shoot right through it!