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PLEASE CIRCULATE THIS MESSAGE IN YOUR OFFICE
AND MAKE SURE EVERYONE TAKES PART THIS FRIDAY!
The leaders of the free world are asking for your support to combat
terrorism, and we are being encouraged to demonstrate against these
terrorists this Friday at 15:00 hours.
It is a well-known fact that Al-Qaeda are against alcohol
consumption and think it is sinful to look at a naked woman.
Therefore, at 15:00 hours this Friday, all women should run naked
through the office while men chase them with a beer in their hands.
This is the best way to show our disgust for Al-Qaeda and will
hopefully help us in detecting the terrorists amongst us, so
anybody who does not do as proposed will be deemed a terrorist,
denounced to the world, and shot.
Thank you.
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[Text contributed by Susanna]
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