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Three guys were working on a high-rise building project - Steve, Bruce 
and Bluey. Steve falls off and is killed instantly. As the ambulance 
takes the body away, Bruce says, "Someone should go and tell his wife."

Bluey says, "OK, I'm pretty good at that sensitive stuff, I'll do it."

Two hours later, he comes back carrying a case of Foster's. 

Bruce says, "Where did you get that, Bluey?" 

"Steve's wife gave it to me," Bluey  replies. 

"That's unbelievable! You told the lady her husband was dead and she 
gave you the beer?" 

"Well, not exactly," Bluey says. "When she answered the door, I said 
to her, 'You must be Steve's widow'. She said, 'No, I'm not a widow.' 
And I said, 'I'll bet you a case of Foster's you are'."


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[Contributed by Peter Woods]

Give a man a fish and he will eat for a day. Teach him how 
to fish, and he will sit in a boat and drink beer all day.