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A woman meets a handsome guy in a bar. 

They talk, they connect, they end up leaving together. They get back 
to his place, and as he shows her around his apartment she notices that 
his bedroom is completely packed with sweet cuddly teddy bears: hundreds 
of cute, small bears on a shelf all the way along the floor, cuddly, 
medium-sized ones on a shelf a little higher, and huge, enormous bears
on the top shelf along the wall.

The woman is surprised that this guy would have a collection of teddy 
bears, especially one that's so extensive. She decides not to mention 
this to him, and actually is quite impressed by his sensitive side.

She turns to him... they kiss... and then they rip each other's clothes 
off and make hot, steamy love.

After an intense night of passion with this sensitive guy, as they are
lying there together in the afterglow, the woman rolls over and asks, 
smiling, "Well, how was it?"

He replies, "Help yourself to any prize from the bottom shelf."


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[Contributed by Peter Woods]

When dating a homeless girl you can drop her off anywhere...