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* I’m here. What were your other two wishes?
* Nice legs. What time do they open?
* Nice dress. Can I talk you out of it?
* That dress would look great on my bedroom floor!
* That shirt looks very becoming on you, but if I were on you I'd 
  be coming too.
* I may not be Fred Flintstone but I sure could make your Bedrock.
* I seem to have lost my telephone number, may I borrow yours?
* Get your coat, you’ve pulled.
* Here’s a quarter. Call your Mum and tell her you won’t be home tonight.
* If you think you’ll regret it in the morning, let's just sleep until 
  the afternoon.
* Do you believe in love at first sight... or should I walk by again?
* I wish you were a door so I could bang you all day.
* Is it hot in here or is it you?
* How do you like your eggs in the morning?
* How do you like your eggs: poached, scrambled, or fertilised?
* Does God know you’ve escaped from heaven?
* I think I’ve seen you on the cover of Playboy.
* I’m new around here. Could I have directions to your house?
* If I could arrange the alphabet I would put U and I together.
* I'm not too good at algebra, but doesn't U + I = 69?
* Do you sleep on your stomach or can I?
* There’s something wrong with my eyes... I can’t taken them off you.
* You must be tired. You’ve been running through my mind all evening.
* You’re great at fishing 'cos you’ve caught me hook, line and sinker!
* You remind me of a championship bass, I don't know whether to mount 
  you or eat you!
* If it's true that we are what we eat, I could be you by morning!
* I'd like to wrap your legs around my head and wear you like a feed bag.
* I was about to go masturbate and I needed a name to go with your face.
* Are you free tonight, or will it cost me?
* If you and I were squirrels, could I bust a nut in your hole?
* Roses are red. Violets are blue. I like spaghetti. Let's go fuck!
* Is that a keg in your pants? 'Cause I would love to tap that ass!
* If your right leg was Thanksgiving, and your left leg was Christmas, 
  could I meet you between the holidays?
* Could I touch your belly button... from the inside?
* Fuck me if I'm wrong, but is your name Yolanda?
* I love every bone in your body - especially mine.
* You might not be the best looking girl here, but beauty is only a 
  light switch away.
* I might not be the best looking guy here, but I'm the only one 
  talking to you.
* Hey baby, what's your sign? 'Caution', 'Slippery when wet', 
  'Dangerous curves ahead', or 'Yield'?
* I can't find my puppy, can you help me find him? I think he went 
  into this motel room.
* I'd like to screw your brains out, but it appears that someone beat 
  me to it.
* Your name must be Daisy, because I have the incredible urge to 
  plant you right here!


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[Contributed by Peter Woods and pilfered off the web]

If at first you don't succeed, buy her another drink!