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Evening classes for men - Starting this month!


Note: Due to the complexity and level of difficulty of their contents, 
each course will accept a maximum number of eight participants each. 


Topic 1: How to fill ice-cube trays. Step-by-step with Powerpoint show.

Topic 2: Lavatory paper rolls: do they grow on the holders? 
         Round-table discussion. 

Topic 3: Differences between the laundry basket and the floor. 
         (With pictures and explanatory graphics.)

Topic 4: The after-dinner dishes and silverware: can they levitate and 
         fly into the kitchen sink? Examples on video. 

Topic 5: Loss of identity: losing the remote to your significant other.
         Helpline and support groups. 

Topic 6: Learning how to find things, starting with looking in the 
         right place instead of turning the house upside down while 
         screaming. Open forum. 

Topic 7: Health watch: bringing her flowers is not harmful to your
         own health. Graphics and audio tape. 

Topic 8: Real men ask for directions when lost. Real-life testimonials. 

Topic 9: Is it genetically impossible to sit quietly as she parallel 
         parks? Driving simulation. 

Topic 10: Learning to live: basic differences between mother and wife.
          Online class and role playing. 

Topic 11: How to be the ideal shopping companion. Relaxation exercises, 
          meditation and breathing techniques. 

Topic 12: How to fight cerebral atrophy: remembering birthdays, 
          anniversaries, other important dates and calling when you're
          going to be late. Cerebral shock therapy sessions and full 
          lobotomies offered.  


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[Contributed by Martie Woods]

Love is blind but marriage is an eye-opener.

(In response to Evening classes for women.)