Courses for women



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COURSES FOR WOMEN


Women think they already know everything, but wait! Additional 
training courses are now available on the following subjects:


 1. Silence, the Final Frontier: Where No Woman Has Gone Before.

 2. The Undiscovered Side of Banking: Making Deposits.

 3. Parties: Going Without New Outfits.

 4. Time Management: Minor Household Chores Can Wait until After 
    The Game.

 5. Bathroom Etiquette I: Men Need Space in the Bathroom Cabinet Too.

 6. Bathroom Etiquette II: His Razor is His.

 7. Communication Skills I: Tears - The Last Resort, not the First.

 8. Communication Skills II: Thinking Before Speaking.

 9. Communication Skills III: Getting What you Want Without Nagging.

10. Driving a Car Safely: A Skill You CAN Acquire.

11. Telephone Skills: How to Hang Up.

12. Introduction to Parking.

13. Advanced Parking 1: Backing Into a Space.
    Advanced Parking 2: Parallel Parking.

14. Water Retention: Fact or Fat.

15. Cooking I: Bringing Back Bacon, Eggs and Butter.

16. Cooking II: Bran and Tofu are Not for Human Consumption.

17. Cooking III: How NOT to Inflict Your Diets on Other People.

18. Compliments: Accepting Them Gracefully.

19. PMS: Your Problem... Not His.

20. Dancing: Why Men Don't Like To.

21. Classic Clothing: Wearing Outfits You Already Have.

22. Household Dust: A Harmless Natural Occurrence Only Women Notice.

23. Integrating Your Laundry: Washing It All Together.

24. Oil and Petrol: Your Car Needs Both (not just tissues and air
    fresheners).

25. TV Remotes: For Men Only.

26. Getting ready to go out: Start the day before.


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[Contributed by Peter Woods]