Kids' advice in love matters



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What Is The Proper Age To Get Married?

Eighty-four! Because at that age, you don't have to work anymore, 
and you can spend all your time loving each other in your bedroom. 
- Judy, age 8

Once I'm done with kindergarten, I'm going to find me a wife! 
- Tom, age 5


What Do Most People Do On A Date?

On the first date, they just tell each other lies, and that usually 
gets them interested enough to go for a second date. - Mike, age 10


When Is It Okay To Kiss Someone?

You should never kiss a girl unless you have enough bucks to buy her 
a big ring and her own VCR, 'cause she'll want to have videos of the 
wedding. - Jim, age 10

Never kiss in front of other people. It's a big embarrassing thing if 
anybody sees you. But if nobody sees you, I might be willing to try it
with a handsome boy, but just for a few hours. - Kally, age 9


Is It Better To Be Single Or Married?

It's better for girls to be single but not for boys. Boys need somebody
to clean up after them! - Lynette, age 9

It gives me a headache to think about that stuff. I'm just a kid. 
I don't need that kind of trouble. - Kenny, age 7


Concerning Why Love Happens Between Two Particular People

No one is sure why it happens, but I heard it has something to do 
with how you smell. That's why perfume and deodorant are so popular. 
- Jan, age 9

I think you're supposed to get shot with an arrow or something, but the
rest of it isn't supposed to be so painful. - Harlen, age 8


On What Falling In Love Is Like

Like an avalanche where you have to run for your life. 
- Roger, age 9

If falling in love is anything like learning how to spell, I don't 
want to do it. It takes too long. - Leo, age 7


On The Role Of Good Looks In Love

If you want to be loved by somebody who isn't already in your family, 
it doesn't hurt to be beautiful. - Jeanne, age 8

It isn't always just how you look. Look at me. I'm handsome like 
anything and I haven't got anybody to marry me yet. - Gary, age 7

Beauty is skin deep. But how rich you are can last a long time. 
- Christine, age 9


Concerning Why Lovers Often Hold Hands

They want to make sure their rings don't fall off because they paid 
good money for them. - Dave, age 8


Confidential Opinions About Love

I'm in favor of love as long as it doesn't happen when 'The Simpsons' 
is on television. - Anita, age 6

Love will find you, even if you are trying to hide from it. 
I have been trying to hide from it since I was five, but the girls 
keep finding me. - Bobby, age 8

I'm not rushing into being in love. I'm finding fourth grade hard enough.
- Regina, age 10


The Personal Qualities Necessary To Be A Good Lover

One of you should know how to write a check. Because, even if you have
tons of love, there is still going to be a lot of bills. - Ava, age 8


Some Surefire Ways To Make A Person Fall In Love With You

Tell them that you own a whole bunch of candy stores. - Del, age 6

Don't do things like have smelly, green sneakers. You might get 
attention, but attention ain't the same thing as love. - Alonzo, age 9

One way is to take the girl out to eat. Make sure it's something she 
likes to eat. French fries usually works for me. - Bart, age 9


How Can You Tell If Two Adults Eating Dinner At A Restaurant Are In Love?

Just see if the man picks up the check. 
That's how you can tell if he's in love. - John, age 9

Lovers will just be staring at each other and their food will get cold. 
Other people care more about the food. - Brad, age 8

It's love if they order one of those desserts that are on fire. They 
like to order those because it's just like how their hearts are on fire. 
- Christine, age 9


What Most People Are Thinking When They Say 'I Love You'

The person is thinking: Yeah, I really do love him. But I hope he 
showers at least once a day. - Michelle, age 9


How A Person Learns To Kiss

You learn it right on the spot when the gooshy feelings get the best 
of you. - Doug, age 7

It might help to watch soap operas all day. 
- Carin, age 9


When Is It OK To Kiss Someone?

It's never okay to kiss a boy. They always slobber all over you. 
That's why I stopped doing it. - Jean, 10


How To Make Love Endure

Spend most of your time loving instead of going to work. 
- Tom, age 7

Don't forget your wife's name. That will mess up the love. 
- Roger, age 8

Be a good kisser. It might make your wife forget that you never take 
out the trash. - Randy, age 8


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