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Never trust a dog to watch your food.
- Patrick, age 10
When your dad is mad and asks you, "Do I look stupid?" don't answer.
- Hannah, age 9
Never tell your mom her diet's not working.
- Michael, age 14
Stay away from prunes.
- Randy, age 9
Never pee on an electric fence.
- Robert, age 13
Don't squat with your spurs on.
- Noronha, age 13
Don't pull Dad's finger when he tells you to.
- Emily, age 10
When your mom is mad at your dad, don't let her brush your hair.
- Taylia, age 11
Never let your three-year old brother in the same room as your school
assignment. - Traci, age 14
Don't sneeze in front of mom when you're eating crackers.
- Mitchell, age 12
A puppy always has bad breath - even after eating a Tic-Tac.
- Andrew, age 9
Never hold a Dustbuster and a cat at the same time.
- Kyoyo, age 9
You can't hide a piece of broccoli in a glass of milk.
- Armir, age 9
Don't wear polka-dot underwear under white shorts.
- Kellie, age 11
If you want a kitten, start out by asking for a horse.
- Naomi, age 15
Felt-tip markers are not good to use as lipstick.
- Lauren, age 9
Don't pick on your sister when she's holding a baseball bat.
- Joel, age 10
When you get a bad grade in school, show it to your mom when she's
on the phone. - Alyesha, age 13
Never try to baptize a cat.
- Eileen, age 8
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[Selected by Jim Griffith @ rec.humor.funny]
...cleverly disguised as a responsible adult.
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