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Sipho walked into the local welfare office, marched straight up 
to the counter and said, "Eissssh, I hate it to be drawing welfeh. 
I would reely rather find a johb."

The man behind the counter replied, "Your timing is just amazing. 
We've just got a listing from a very wealthy man who wants a 
chauffeur / bodyguard for his young daughter. You'll have to drive 
around in a big black Mercedes, the suits, shirts, and ties are 
included. Because of the long hours of this job, meals will also 
be provided and you will also be required to escort the young lady 
on her overseas holidays. The salary package is R200,000 a year."

Sipho exclaimed, "Eissssh, you are bullsheetting me, baba!"

The man behind the counter said, "Well, you started it, Bru!"


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[Contributed by Peter]


One settler - one bulletin board!