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 1. Beer is always wet. Vagina needs a little work.
  - One point to BEER.

 2. Warm beer tastes awful.
  - One point to VAGINA.

 3. A really cold beer is satisfying.
  - One point to BEER.

 4. If after taking a swig of your favourite beer you find a hair between
    your teeth, you may want to vomit.
  - One point to VAGINA.

 5. If you get home reeking of beer, your wife may get mad, make a 
    scene, kick you out, etc. If you get home reeking of vagina, your 
    wife may get mad, kick you out, even leave you. There's definitely 
    a point to be had here, depending on your point of view and personal
    circumstances.
  - Let's just call it a DRAW for the time being.

 6. Ten beers in one night and you can't drive home. Ten vaginas in one
    night and you don't WANT to drive anywhere.
  - Another point to VAGINA.

 7. If you have a lot of beer in a public place, your reputation may 
    suffer. If you eat any pussy in public, you become a legend.
  - One point to VAGINA.

 8. If a cop stops you and you smell of beer you may get arrested. 
    If you smell of vagina he may buy you a beer.
  - One point to VAGINA.

 9. You normally don't find old beer.
  - One point to BEER.

10. Too much beer and you'll think you see flying saucers. 
    Too much vagina and you'll think you've seen God.
  - One point to VAGINA.

11. Ripping off a beer bottle label is boring. 
    Ripping off panties is fun.
  - One point to VAGINA.

12. In most countries there's a tax on beer.
  - One point to VAGINA.

13. If you have another beer the first one never gets pissed off.
  - One point to BEER.

14. You can always be sure if you're the first one to open a bottle 
    or a can.
  - Definitely a point to BEER.

15. If you shake beer it'll get all agitated but eventually it settles
    down.
  - One point to BEER.

16. With beer you always have choice: clear, dark, pilsner, ale, etc.
  - One point to BEER.

17. You always know how much beer is going to cost.
  - One point to BEER.

18. Beer doesn't have a mother.
  - One point to BEER.

19. Beer never expects to be hugged for half an hour after you've 
    drank it.
  - One point to BEER.


The final score:  BEER:  10 
                  VAGINA: 8


That's it! The matter is settled, the clear winner is: BEER!


PS: If you are a woman and at this point feel angry, degraded or
discriminated, just remember that beer would never experience any of 
those feelings, let alone express them; thus: an extra point for BEER!







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[Text lifted off jollygoodjokes.co.za]

If at first you don't succeed, buy her another beer!