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A fire fighter is working on the engine outside the station when he
notices a little kid next door, in a little red wagon with little 
ladders hung off the sides and a garden hose tightly coiled in the 
middle. The boy is wearing a fire fighter's helmet and the wagon is 
being pulled by a dog and a cat. 

The fire fighter walks over to take a closer look. 

"That sure is a nice fire truck," the fire fighter says with admiration. 

"Thanks," Little Johnny says. 

The fire fighter takes a closer look and notices that the kid has tied 
the wagon to his dog's collar and to the cat's testicles. 

"Little Partner," the fire fighter says, "I don't want to tell you 
how to run your rig, but if you were to tie that rope around the cat's 
collar, I think you could go faster." 

Little Johnny replies thoughtfully, "You're probably right, but then 
I wouldn't have a siren."


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[Originally by Peter Woods]

My mouse is sexually frustrated. Poor thing, what with only one ball.