Archive-name: dave-barry-faq Last-modified: 2 Oct 1995 ************************************************************************** This is the Frequently Asked Questions List (FAQ) for the Usenet Newsgroup alt.fan.dave_barry. This list was last updated 10/2/95. The current version of this FAQ is posted to alt.fan.dave_barry, alt.answers, and news.answers around the beginning of each month. It can also be anonymously FTP'ed from rtfm.mit.edu in the directory, /pub/usenet/alt.fan.dave_barry . If you don't have anonymous FTP capabilities, send mail to mail-server@rtfm.mit.edu with the word "help" and "index" (without the quotes) on separate lines in the body for information about obtaining the FAQ through e-mail. You can also obtain a copy through gopher from jupiter.sun.csd.unb.ca and on WWW from http://www.smartpages.com/faqs/ . Information about copying and redistributing of this FAQ can be found at the end of the posting. Monthly diffs for this FAQ are posted to alt.fan.dave_barry (not crossposted to news.answers or alt.answers). --> (Please make sure that your source for Dave's articles is listed in the --> state-by-state list at the end of the FAQ!) Please send Corrections, Additions, or Suggestions to: Mike Steele (mike@cs.umd.edu) "Alert FAQ Editor" ************************************************************************** ---------- Dave Who? ---------- No, not Dave Who, Dave _Barry_. Dave Barry is a syndicated columnist whose humorous articles appear in hundreds of newspapers every week. When he's not writing his columns for the enjoyment of the world, he writes for the Miami Herald's Tropic Magazine. Dave has won a Pulitzer Prize for his humor columns and is the lead guitarist in a rock band called the _Rock Bottom Remainders_. Plus, Dave is the leader of the Urban Professionals and an all-around nice guy who tries to protect his readers from the dangers of the world around them, like exploding cows and trout falling from the sky. This newsgroup is *not* about David Barry, the auto writer for Vogue Magazine. ----------- Where Can I Read Dave's Articles? ----------- Well, if you want to get your weekly dose of Dave in your local newspaper, check out the list at the end of the FAQ. It contains the names of hundreds of newspapers and magazines across the United States and around the world that carry Dave Barry's articles on a regular basis. For those of you who are too lazy to get up from your computers, keep reading... (DISCLAIMER: This is not an advertisement or endorsement of any service, newspaper, or magazine mentioned, but is intended merely as a response to one of the most frequently asked question in the newsgroup, alt.fan.dave_barry.) ------------ Where Can I FTP/Get Dave's Articles Over the Net? ------------ Dave Barry is a Professional Writer. His job is (I'm not making this up...) to sit around playing flight simulation games until a thought hits him (usually just before deadline), write it down, then send it in to his editor. His articles are not in the public domain. Remember, it is a violation of copyright laws to reproduce Dave's column (by any means, including electronically), so don't even think about typing one in and posting it. However, if you subscribe to the San Jose Mercury News's "Mercury Center Web" service, you can read Dave's latest column, plus browse through a library of his older columns on their WWW page. The Mercury News has also started a service called NewsHound, through which you can get Dave's column e-mailed to you (it's a bit expensive, but you can get other things in addition to Dave's column). For more information on the Mercury Center Web service, check out http://www.sjmercury.com/main.htm (no, that's not a typo... there's no "L" on the end of the address) and select "About our Service". For information about the NewsHound service, check out http://www.sjmercury.com/hound.htm . Or, for information by phone about any San Jose Mercury News service, call 1-800-818-NEWS. ----------- Ah, but What About AOL Users? ----------- Funny you should ask. Yes, America On-Line users actually have a leg up on the rest of us for a change. For those of you AOL'ers out there, use the Keyword: MERCURY (to go to the San Jose Mercury News), select the Bay Area Living icon, and then select (I'm not making this up) Electronic Boogers. [thanks to Mike Ward (mward@crl.com) for this info] ----------- Is there a Dave Barry WWW page? ----------- The San Jose Mercury has set up a nice WWW page about Dave Barry. The page features links to a few Dave Barry related WWW pages, plus, if you're a "Mercury Center Web" subscriber, you can read Dave's latest columns plus browse through a library of old columns. See the information on getting Dave's columns on the Net above for more information on subscribing. The URL for the page is: http://www.sjmercury.com/dbhome.htm (no, that's not a typo... there's no "L" on the end of the address). ----------- Is there a mailing list version of this newsgroup? ----------- Nope. ----------- How can I Write to Dave? ----------- To write to Dave Barry (and get your very own postcard reply from "The Man" himself), write to: Dave Barry c/o Tropic Magazine Miami Herald 1 Herald Plaza Miami, FL 33132 ------------- Does Dave read this newsgroup? ------------- Yup. He used to even post once in a while. ------------- Can I send E-Mail to Dave? ------------- Yup. ------------- Well? Aren't you going to tell me his address? ------------- Nope. Dave doesn't want his address in the FAQ. If you really want it, watch the group for one of his posts and get the address off that. But Dave would just as soon have you post to alt.fan.dave_barry rather than send personal mail, and he'll see your note on the newsgroup. ------------- Is there a non-Internet Dave Barry Fan Club? ------------- Why, yes there is... The Dave Barry Fan Club puts out a newsletter three times a year entitled "We're Not Making This Up" which features info about Dave and personal letters from him (he fills out a questionairre for each issue). To recieve the newsletter (through regular mail, not e-mail) send $6 ($4.50 for members of Mensa) for a year (or $1 for a 1 issue sample) to: Rocky Lefarth PO Box 510523 St. Louis, MO 63151 Contact Barbara Ploegstra (bploegst@smtpgwy.ssmhc.com) for more information. ------------- What's this about a Dave Barry TV show? ------------- [Thanks to "Alert Viewers" ;-) Brett Doehr (doehr@den.mmc.com) and Laura Troise (troislaa@barnard.columbia.edu) for most of this information] The show is called "Dave's World", and it is on a local CBS affiliate near you at 8:30pm (7:30 Central & Mountain) Monday nights. The show is based on the books "Dave Barry Turns 40" and "Dave Barry's Greatest Hits". In the show, Dave has 2 kids and one dog (as opposed to 1 kid and 2 dogs in real life (Zippy got cut)) and Dave works for the _Miami_Record_Dispatch_ Sunday Magazine Section (instead of the _Miami_Herald_ "Tropic" Magazine). The real Dave Barry has appeared in one episode in the first season of the series, in which he played a guy who gets into a bidding war with the Barry's to purchase an air conditioner. The real Dave and the fake Dave (Harry Anderson) played/sang "Wild Thing" during the closing credits. Cast: Dave Barry -- Harry Anderson Beth Barry (Dave's Wife) -- DeLane Matthews Ken Becket (Dave's Boss) -- Shadoe Stevens Shel Baylor (Dave's Friend) -- Meshach Taylor Tommy Barry (Dave's older son) -- Zane Carney Willie Barry (Dave's younger son) -- Andrew Ducote Mia (Ken's Secretary) -- J.C. Wendel And, so you know who to direct your complaints about the annoying laugh track to... Created By -- Fred Barron Production -- CBS Entertainment Productions, in association with Axelrod/Widdoes Productions and The Producers Entertainment Group Executive Producers -- Jonathon Axelrod, Tim O'Donnell, James Widdoes ------------- Recently, Dave had a "Worst Song" Contest. What did he pick as the worst Rock and Roll Song of All Time? ------------- "MacArthur Park", written by Jim Webb, performed by Richard Harris in 1968 and later in 1978 by Donna Summer. ------------- On the Topic of Bad Music, What's That Band that Dave's In? ------------- Dave is the lead guitarist for the rock band, The Rock Bottom Remainders. The group includes such popular writers as Dave Barry (lead guitar,vocals), Stephen King (rhythm guitar,vocals), Ridley Pearson (bass guitar), Amy Tan (vocals), Barbara Kingsolver (keyboards), Robert Fulghum (backup vocals), Roy Blount Jr. (backup vocals), Dave Marsh (backup vocals), Tad Bartimus (backups vocals), and organizer Kathi Goldmark (backup vocals). The group was put together by Goldmark at a writers convention in 1991. They named the band after the bookstore practice of selling last year's bestsellers at bargain rates. Music veteren Al Kooper is the band's musical director and plays keyboards and guitar with the band. The group went on its first tour in May, 1993, with the proceeds going to the Right to Rock Network and a variety of literacy and First Amendment organizations. Their motto is, "We play music as well as Metallica writes novels." A book about the Rock Bottom Remainders has been published, entitled "Mid-Life Confidential: The Rock Bottom Remainders Tour America with Three Chords and an Attitude" (see "Other Stuff" section under "What Books Has Dave Written" below for more info). ------------- What is Tropic Hunt? ------------- Tropic Hunt is a combination scavenger hunt and brain puzzle held in the Miami area which is hosted by the Miami Herald's Tropic Magazine every spring. Dave is one of the Hunt's creators and he helps organize it. Asides from that, it's hard to explain. -------------- Is there a Dave Barry Screen Saver for my computer? -------------- Yes! Second Nature Software has put out a "Dave Barry Screensaver". It's available at least for MS Windows (possibly other operating systems too). It contains 24 MacNelly cartoons which illustrate Dave Barry's columns. The column that goes with each of the cartoons is available on-line at the click of a button. The Dave Barry screensaver should be available at any large chain of software stores. If you can't find it in your area, you can download Second Nature Software's catalog (and order, get a sampler, etc) by modem at (503)211-8744 (2400-14.4k baud, N81) or, call them by phone at (503)291-9500. -------------- What Books Has Dave Written? -------------- [Thanks to "Alert Librarian" Barbara Huff-Duff of Caltech, Pasadena, CA, (huffduff@romeo.caltech.edu) for the complete list with more info than most people will ever need... :-) ] [Information is mostly from _Books in Print 1992/93_] Babies & Other Hazards of Sex; How to Make a Tiny Person in Only 9 Months, with Tools You Probably Have Around the Home. 90p. 1984. Rodale Press (ISBN 0-87857-510-3, 10-105-1) Bad Habits: A 100% Fact-Free Book. 227p. 1987. H. Holt & Co. (ISBN 0-8050-0254-5, Owl Bks) (Originally published in 1985.) Claw Your Way to the Top: How to Become Head of a Major Corporation in Roughly a Week. 96p. 1986. Rodale Press (ISBN 0-87857-652-5, 20-564-1) Published in Spanish by Grijalbo (ISBN 8-425-323300-2) Dave Barry Does Japan. 1992. Random House (ISBN 0-679-40485-6) Dave Barry's Gift Guide to End All Gift Guides. 128p. 1994. Crown Publishers (ISBN 0-517-79952-9) Dave Barry Slept Here. 178p. 1990. Ballantine Books. Fawcett (ISBN 0-449-90462-8, Columbine) Also published 1989. Random House (0-394-56541-X) Cover title: A Sort of History of the United States. Dave Barry Talks Back. 285p. 1992. Crown Pub Group (ISBN 0-517-58868-4, Crown) Also published 1991. Crown Pub Group (ISBN 0-517-58546-4, Crown) Dave Barry Turns 40. 179p. 1991. Fawcett (ISBN 0-449-90587-X, Columbine) Also published 1990. Crown Pub Group (ISBN 0-517-57755-) Dave Barry's Greatest Hits. 287p. 1989, 1988. Ballantine. Fawcett (ISBN 0-449-90406-7, Columbine) Dave Barry's Guide to Life. Four Books in One: Dave Barry's Guide to Marriage and/or Sex, Babies and Other Hazards of Sex, Stay Fit and Healthy Until You're Dead, and Claw Your Way to the Top. 372p. 1991. Wings Books. Outlet Book Co. (ISBN 0-517-06486-3, Pub. by Wings Bks) Dave Barry's Guide to Marriage and/or Sex. 96p. 1987. Rodale Press (ISBN 0-87857-725-4, 20-718-1) Dave Barry is not Making this Up. 244p. 1994. Crown Publishers, Inc. (ISBN 0-517-59574-5) (illus. by Jeff MacNelly) Dave Barry's Only Travel Guide You'll Ever Need. 171p. 1992. Fawcett (ISBN 0-449-90759-7, Columbine) Also published 1991. Fawcett (ISBN 0-449-90651-5, Columbine) Homes and Other Black Holes: The Happy Homeowner's Guide to Ritual Closing Ceremonies, Newton's First Law of Furniture Buying, the Lethal Chemicals Man, and Other Perils of the American Dream. 109p. 1988. Ballantine. Fawcett (ISBN 0-449-90274-9, Columbine) Stay Fit and Healthy Until You're Dead. 81p. 1985. Rodale Press (ISBN 0-87857-570-7, 10-136-1) The Taming of the Screw: Several Million Homeowners' Problems. 90p. 1983. Rodale Press (ISBN 0-87857-484-0, 10-197-1) The World According to Dave Barry. (contains four other books, including Dave Barry Turns 40 and Dave Barry's Greatest Hits). Books Translated Into Other Languages... ---------------------------------------- Deibu Bari no 40 sai ni nattra [Japanese translation of Dave Barry Turns 40] Translated by Agarie & Kazuki. Tokyo: Shueisha, 1992 (ISBN 4-08-773153-7) Deibu Bari no nihon wo warau [Japanese translation of Dave Barry Does Japan] Translated by Agarie & Kazuki. Tokyo: Shueisha, 1994 (ISBN 4-08-773187-1) Deibu Bari no Amerika wo warau [Japanese translation of Dave Barry Slept Here] Translated by Nagai & Jun. Tokyo: Shueisha, 1995 (ISBN 4-08-773215-0) And, On Audio Cassette, Read By Dave Himself... ----------------------------------------------- Claw Your Way to the Top. ca. 50 min. 1993. Listen USA (0-886-84103-8) Dave Barry Slept Here: A Sort of History of the United States. 60 min. 1990. Random House Sound Editions (0-394-58564-X) Dave Barry Turns 40. 56 min. 1990. Random House Sound Editions (0-394-58595-X) Dave Barry's Only Travel Guide You'll Ever Need. 51 min. 1991. Random House Sound Editions (ISBN 0-679-40653-0) And, Some Books On Tape Read By Someone Else... ----------------------------------------------- Babies & Other Hazards of Sex. Read by Arte Johnson. ca. 1 hr., 30 min. 1993. Dove Audio (1-558-00663-X) Claw Your Way to the Top: How to Become Head of a Major Corporation in Roughly a Week. Read by Arte Johnson. 1986. Dove Audio (ISBN 1-558-00709-1) Dave Barry Does Japan. Read by Arte Johnson. ca. 6 hrs. 1992. Dove Audio (ISBN 1-558-00455-6) above may no longer be available--reissued anticipated in Oct. 1993. Dove Audio (ISBN 1-558-00697-4) Dave Barry Talks Back. Read by Arte Johnson. ca. 3 hrs. 1991. Dove Audio (1-558-00455-6) Dave Barry's Guide to Marriage and/or Sex. Narrated by Ed Begley. ca. 90 min. 1990. Audio Renaissance Tapes (ISBN 1-559-27108-6) Train of Thought: Stories, Music & Eclectic Audio Entertainment, Vol. II. (Contains "Blimy! Frognal! Cockfoster!" from _Dave Barry Talks Back_ (Crown Trade Paperbacks)) Com Audio (ISBN 1-880949-03-2) And, Finally, Some Dave Barry Stuff in Other Places... ------------------------------------------------------ Dave also wrote the foreword to _Why Things Are: Answers to Every Essential Question in Life_, by Joel Achenbach. 1991. Ballantine (ISBN 0-345-36224-1, Pub. by Ballantine Trade) He also has a column in _The Best American Sports Writing 1992_ about Miami Heat forward Grant Long. (it originally appeared in "Tropic" Magazine in _Miami Herald_) A 12 page interview with Dave appears entitled "Dave Barry: Passages" in _The Portable Curmudgeon Redux_, compiled and edited by Jon Winokur. Penguin Books, 1992. pp.171-183. (ISBN 0-525-93489-8) A Humorist's Look at Journalism. cassette 60 min. 1988. National Public Radio (Washington, D.C.). (Dave talks to reporters about writing for awards and shares accounts of his book tour) Project Venus. "Anthology of Flying Saucer Break-Ins, 1957-1964)" 33.3rpm, mono record. 1991. Planet X (Benevento, Italy). (Humorous narrations with exerpts from popular songs inserted within the texts. Dave does "Out of this world with flying saucers pt. 2" along with Sara Berner) Visions of America. VHS videocasette. 45 min. 1993. Films for the Humanities and Sciences (Princeton, NJ). (Video portraits of 7 Americans as told by themselves. Along with Dave, there's Jimmy Carter, Hank Aaron, Barbara Mandrell, John McLaughlin, Gloria Steinem, and Amy Tan) Call 1-800-257-5126 for ordering info. Midlife Confidential: The Rock Bottom Remainders Tour America with Three Chords and an Attitude." 1994. Viking Publishers. 222 pages. (ISBN 0-670-85234-1). Members of the band (including Dave) authored individual chapters. Photographs by Tabitha King. Edited by Dave Marsh. The Fireside Treasury of New Humor. "Daze of Wine and Roses". p. 146. Fireside Books (Simon & Schuster). 1989. Edited by Al Sarrantonio. (ISBN 0-671-67303-3 PBK) Russell Baker's Book of American Humor. "Can New York Save Itself?" p. 317. W.W. Norton & Company Inc. 1993. Roy Blount's Book of Southern Humor. Edited by Roy Blount, Jr. W.W. Norton & Company, New York. 1994. (ISBN 0-393-03695-2) The Dogs of Our Lives. Compiled by Louise Goodyear Murray. Dave contributed his column, "Taking the Zip Out of Zippy". Birch Lane Press, 1995. (ISBN 1-55972-289-4) (proceeds benefit the Humane Society) For Information on Ordering Dave's Books On Tape... --------------------------------------------------- Dove Audio Listen USA Beverly Hills, CA 55 Old Field Point Rd. Greenwich, CN 06830-6149 Send Dove Audio Orders to: (203)661-0101 PRI 1124 Heil Quaker Blvd. Random House Sound Editions P.O. Box 7001 201 East 50th St. La Vergne, TN 37086 New York, NY 10022 1-800-937-5557 1-800-773-3000 Com Audio, Inc. 334 E. Coast Highway, #429 Corona Del Mar, CA 92625 1-800-676-7166 Fax: (714)852-6982 ------------- What other Dave Barry Paraphernalia Can I Purchase? ------------- Dave Barry Daily Calendar Dave Barry For President Bumper Sticker Dave Barry T-Shirt/Sweatshirt with quote about men only wanting tickets to the world series (available in "Wireless" catalog) "A Totally Random Evening with Dave Barry" (Compact Disc); Southern Tracks Records -- STD-0031. In case you can't find it locally, try: Southern Tracks Records 3051 Clairmont Road Atlanta, GA 30329 (404) 325-0832 FAX: (404) 325-1075 (mark your fax "FAO: GINO") ------------- Where Can I find Articles ABOUT Dave Barry? ------------- Well, here's a list of articles about Dave compiled mostly by Alert Reader Jon Reeves (reeves@decvax.dec.com): "Class Clown: Dave Barry laughs his way to fame, fortune", Ron Chepesiuk, Quill (magazine of Society of Professional Journalists), Jan./Feb. 1995, p. 18. "All I Think Is That It's Stupid" (An Interview with Dave Barry), Glenn Garvin, Reason Magazine, December 1994, p.25-31 "A Wealth of Humor", Smart Money, July 1994 "The Door Interview: Dave Barry", John Carney, The Door, Sep/Oct 1993, p. 6-10 (includes excerpt from _Dave Barry Slept Here_) "Loon Over Miami: The On-Target Humor of Dave Barry", Peter Richmond, New York Times Magazine, Sept. 23, 1990, p. 44, 64-7, 95 "He Can't Make This Up", Harry F. Waters, Newsweek December 16 1991 "Strange Bedfellow", Michael Neill and Don Sider, People, July 8 1991 --several issues of The News of Boca Raton: Kate McClare's column covered his presidential campaign "Family Portrait: Barry Funny", Michael Kiefer, Ladies Home Journal, October 1990 Playboy Interview, Fred Bernstein, Playboy, (April or May?) 1990 "Madcap Airs All", Jesse Birnbaum, Time, July 3, 1989, p. 68 *Many* locations around July 20 1988: news reports about "People With Boxes On Their Heads" at the Democratic convention (one of whom was Dave). "Florida Funnyman Dave Barry Offers Sexpert Advice on Lust, Love, Bed and Boredom", Laurel Tielis, People, March 14 1988 p. 14 "2-4-6-8 he doesn't want to renovate!", Fred Bernstein, Metropolitan Home Oct. 1990 p. 58 "Dave Barry's barbs: The ripening of a humorist", Linda Matchan, The Boston Globe, October 15, 1987, p. 77ff "Out of the sewage: Dave Barry used to report on waste treatment, but found that writing humor was more fun", David O'Reilly, Philadelphia Inquirer, around December 19, 1986 "The World According To Dave Barry", Eric Zorn, Chicago Tribune Sunday Magazine, September 22, 1985 "Barry's 'habit' is making people laugh", author unknown, Colorado Springs Gazette Telegraph, around April 27, 1985 ------------- Where Can I read Everything that Dave Writes? ------------- Dave is a full-time writer for the _Miami Herald_. Ted Goldblatt writes, "His 'normal' column is found in Tropic, which is the sunday magazine. Assorted other items show up periodically, scattered around the paper (national news - probably most of these are also made available to the syndicators, local news - I would guess no one but us sees these, and sports seem to be the most common). I don't know from down here how much of what dave writes beyond the sunday columns is seen by the rest of the world; it's sorta funky that he's 'just' another columnist for the local paper!" -------------- Where's the Huge List of Publications that Carry Dave's Articles that You Promised Earlier? -------------- Right Here: Comic Relief Magazine --------------------- Comic Relief Magazine, a monthly magazine, publishes several Dave articles a month. Here's their address. (thanks to Tony Salerno for the subscription info) Once again, it is advised to check with the company first to get the current rates, which may have changed since this was written. Comic Relief Subscriptions P.O. Box 6606 Eureka, CA 95502 Voice:(707)443-2820 Fax: (707)445-0270 1 year - $24.75 2 year - $45.75 3 year - $64.75 According to Michael Jenkinson, their international rates are: US $35 for 12 issues US $65 for 24 issues The Funny Times --------------- One Dave Barry column a month appears in the monthly humor newspaper The Funny Times. Subscriptions are $17.50 for one year, $28.50 for two years; foreign subs add $10/year. (Check with the company to find out the make sure the rates haven't changed before ordering) The Funny Times, P.O. Box 18530 Cleveland Hts., OH 44118 phone: (216)371-8600. The National Forum ------------------ [Thanks to Joseph Nebus (nebus@physics.rutgers.edu) for this info] The National Forum Weekly is a nationally available periodical which contains a very large collection of columns and comic strips. The Forum is assembled of several different sections that you can pick and choose as you like. Dave is in "The Liberals" section. It also comes with a bunch of other liberal commentators. The Liberals is also contained within the National Forum, which contains also The Conservatives and Gallery of Cartoons. You can get a montly subscription to the National Forum, The Liberals, or The Conservatives from Associated Features. Please contact the publisher for up-to-date pricing information. Associated Features, Inc. P.O. Box 7099, Fairfax Station, VA 22039-7099. Libertarian Party News ---------------------- [Thanks to Bert Wiener (wiener%emc2@ccsvm.stortek.com) for this info] Dave's column appears regularly in the Libertarian Party News. For subscription information, see their WWW homepage at: http://www.lp.org/lp/lpnews.html or contact by snail-mail: Randy Langhenry P.O. Box 3391 Gainesville, GA 30503 404-536-5243 (phone) 404-287-0800 (fax) 71610.3614@compuserve.com (email) Other Periodicals ----------------- Here's some periodicals that have printed at least one Dave column (some of these are reprints of his weekly column or book excerpts, but not all; those that are known to have published original material marked with an asterisk): [Thanks to Jon Reeves again...] American Baby *The American Spectator Cosmopolitan *Glamour Men's Health *Men's Life [Oct/Nov 1990, the only issue] Modern Maturity (!) NetGuide *New Shelter *New York Times Review of Books *People *Playboy Reader's Digest Rolling Stone *Saturday Evening Post Utne Reader *Video Review Newspapers which carry Dave's Column on a Regular Basis ------------------------------------------------------- US ARMED FORCES Stars and Stripes, (U.S. overseas military newspaper). Time and location varies with edition. (see also: EUROPE) EUROPE (and other places overseas) International Herald Tribune, back page of the Sat/Sun issue Stars and Stripes, (U.S. overseas military newspaper) European Edition, Sunday AUSTRALIA The Australian Financial Review, Monday, inside the back page Brisbane Courier-Mail, Monday The Examiner, Launceston, Tasmania Geelong Advertiser, Monday, page 6 Hobart Mercury, Tasmania, Monday, near page 20 Illawarra Mercury, Saturday, one week out of every 4, but no set pattern. The Newcastle Morning Herald, occasional Sydney Morning Herald The West Australian, occasional CANADA Calgary Herald, Sunday Edmonton Journal, Sunday, `Life' section usually Hamilton Spectator Kitchener-Waterloo Record, Ontario, Thursday, Entertainment section, page 2 Montreal Gazette, Sunday The Province, Vancouver, Sunday Regina Sun, Sunday Saskatoon Star-Phoenix, Saturday, Lifestyle Section Sunday Daily News, Nova Scotia, Matinee section Toronto Star, Sunday, Spotlight section Winnipeg Free Press, Monday, Tempo section HONG KONG South China Morning Post, Saturday, Review section JAPAN The Daily Yomiuri, (English language newspaper), Thursday, under the title "Wit's End" NEW ZEALAND The Herald, Auckland, Saturday The Press, Christchurch, Tuesday, editorial page The Sunday Star Times, Available Nation-wide, Sunday, Weekend Section, page 2 UNITED KINGDOM Daily Express, Saturday, This Week section Sunday Express, near the end ---IN THE U.S.--- ALABAMA Huntsville, The Huntsville Times, Sunday, Life Section ALASKA Anchorage Daily News, Sunday Fairbanks News Miner, Sunday ARIZONA Arizona Daily Star, Tucson, Monday, Metro/Region section Arizona Republic, with illustration. Arizona State University State Press, Thursday--Same as previous Sunday from: Phoenix Gazette, Sunday, Lifestyles ARKANSAS Democrat-Gazette, Little Rock, Sunday CALIFORNIA The Contra Costa Times, Walnut Creek, Sunday, Section 1, page 2 The Daily Breeze, various L.A. suburbs, Sunday, 2nd to last page of front section The Fresno Bee, Sunday, Tempo Section Glendale Daily News, Sunday, Life Section Long Beach Press-Telegram, Saturday Marin IJ, Marin Country Modesto Bee, Tuesday, Living Section, page 1 Orange County Register, Saturday, Accent Section The Press Democrat, Santa Rosa, Sunday, Forum Section The Press Enterprise, Riverside County, Wednesday Sacramento Bee, Sunday, Time & Money section Santa Barbara News Press, Monday (usually - sometimes Tuesday or ??) San Diego Union-Tribune, Saturday in the 'Currents' section San Gabriel Valley Tribune, Sunday San Jose Mercury News, Sunday, WEST magazine section, inside back cover (with MacNelly cartoon) San Luis Obispo, Telegram_Tribune, Sunday, _Focus_ Santa Monica's Evening Outlook, Sunday (uses Sunday Daily Breeze as Sunday edition) Star News, Pasadena, Sunday The Sun, San Bernardino, Sunday Sunday Mercury News, San Jose, West section, Back Page The Times, San Mateo (Bay area), Monday Times Advocate, Escondido, Saturday COLORADO Boulder Daily Camera, Sunday, Back of Today Section The Daily Sentinel, Grand Junction, B Section, Sunday Denver Post, Sunday, Denver Post Magazine, pp. 4-5 Fort Collins Coloradoan, Sunday, Choice Section Gazette Telegraph, Colorado Springs, Sunday CONNECTICUT New Haven Register, Sunday, Arts Section (same page as the crossword puzzle) FLORIDA Central Florida Future, University of Central Florida, Thursday in fall & spring, Wednesday in the summer. Jascksonville Times-Union, Sunday, Lifestyles The Ledger, Lakeland, Sunday, Life section Miami Herald, see blurb above Ocala Star-Banner, Friday, Parade section Orlando Sentinel, Tuesday, Style Section, bottom of p.1 St. Petersburg Times, Sunday, Floridian section The Tallahassee Democrat, Sunday, Lifestyles section Tampa Tribune, Sunday, Editorial Section Vero Beach Press Journal, Sunday, Lifestyle section GEORGIA Atlanta Journal-Constitution, Sunday Augusta Chronicle/Herald, Sunday, "Lifestyles" section The Columbus Ledger-Enquirer, Sunday, "Living" section The Union-Recorder, Milledgeville, Saturday, Forum page HAWAII Honolulu Advertiser, Thursday, "Living" section IDAHO Idaho Post-Register, Idaho Falls The Idaho State Journal, Pocatello, Sunday, Second Editorial page The Idaho Statesman, Boise, Monday, usually on the back page of the Life section (but varies occasionally) Lewiston Tribune, Sunday, Opinion section The Times-News, Twin Falls, Monday ILLINOIS .etc, Champaign Urbana News Gazette, Friday, Arts Section (page 2) (with MacNelly cartoon) Chicago Tribune, Chicago Tribune Magazine (with MacNelly cartoon) Peoria Journal Star, Sunday, Focus Section (with MacNelly cartoon) State Journal-Register, Springfield, Friday, Heartland section (with MacNelly cartoon) INDIANA Campus Weekly (Purdue-West Lafayette), Wednesday Indiana Daily Student (IU-Bloomington), Thursday, Opinion Page Indianapolis Star, Monday Lafayette Journal and Courier, Monday, Life & Times section The Muncie Star, Sunday Terre Haute Tribune-Star, Sunday Vincennes Sun-Commercial, Sundays, Editorial page IOWA Des Moines Register, Monday, opinions/editorial section The Iowa State Daily, ISU, Ames IA, Monday, opinion page Sioux City Journal, Thursday, Opinion page KANSAS The Wichita Eagle, Monday, Section A KENTUCKY Lexington Herald-Leader, Sunday, Ideas & Opinions section Louisville Eccentric Observer, Wednesday LOUISIANA The Advocate, Baton Rouge, Saturday, op-ed page Times-Picayune, New Orleans, Sunday, Living Section MAINE Bangor Daily News, weekend edition The Free Press, Rockland Kennebec Journal, Augusta The Lewiston Sunday Sun MARYLAND The Annapolis Capital, Sunday, Lifestyle section The Baltimore Sun, "The Sun Magazine" The Herald Mail, Hagerstown, Sunday, Front page of the NewsPlus section MASSACHUSETTS The Boston Globe, Sunday, Boston Globe Magazine The Lawrence Eagle Tribune, Sunday The Lowell Sun, Sunday, Op-ed page, (with MacNelly Cartoon) New Bedford Standard-Post, Southeastern Mass., Sunday, "Attitude" magazine supplement Springfield Sunday Republican MICHIGAN Detroit News/Free Press, Sunday, "Detroit Free Press Magazine" Kalamazoo Gazette, Saturday MINNESOTA Duluth News-Tribune, Sunday St. Paul Pioneer Press, Sunday, Express Section MISSISSIPPI Clarion-Ledger, Jackson, Sunday, Southern Style or Arts and Leisure Section Hattiesburg American MISSOURI The Kansas City Star, Sunday, Star Magazine The St. Louis Post Dispatch, Sunday, "Everyday" Section (with MacNelly cartoon) MONTANA The Billings Gazette, Monday (with MacNelly cartoon) The Missoulian, Missoula, Sunday (with MacNelly cartoon) The Montana Standard, Butte, Sunday (with MacNelly cartoon) NEBRASKA Omaha World-Herald, Sunday, Living Section NEVADA Las Vegas Review Journal, Saturday NEW HAMPSHIRE The Keene Sentinel, Keene, Monday The Sunday Monitor, Concord, Sunday NEW JERSEY Asbury Park Press, Monmouth County, Sunday, Essentials Section, page 3 The Atlantic City Press, Monday Bergen Record, Bergen County Daily Record, Morris County, Sunday, "Lifestyle" section The Herld and News, Paterson, (with MacNelly cartoon) The Home News, New Brunswick, Sunday, "Living" section The Newark Star Ledger, Sunday, "Business/Opinion" section, page 3 (with MacNelly cartoon) The News Tribune, Sunday, section D NEW MEXICO Albuquerque Journal, Friday, Venue section Santa Fe New Mexican, Sunday, op-ed section NEW YORK Albany Times Union Buffalo News, Sunday, "Buffalo News Magazine" The Cornell Daily Sun Gannet Suburban Newspaper, Westchester County, Sunday, Lifestyle section page B1 (with MacNelly cartoon) The Hampton Chronicle, Westhampton Beach, Long Island, under the heading "Conundrums" The Ithaca Journal, Wednesday New York Daily News Rochester Democrat & Cronicle, Tuesday, Inside Section Rockland County Journal-News The Syracuse Herald-American, Sunday The Times Herald-Record, Goshen, Sunday, "Sunday Supplement" section The Utica Observer-Dispatch, Tuesday Watertown Daily Times, Sunday NORTH CAROLINA Ashville Citizen-Times, Sunday Charlotte Observer, Sunday Durham Herald-Sun, Sunday, Life section Greensboro News & Record, Sunday, Life section News & Observer (Raleigh and other parts of NC), Sunday, Section E "Sunday" Winston-Salem Journal, Monday NORTH DAKOTA Grand Forks Herald, Sunday OHIO Akron: The Beacon Journal, Sunday, "Beacon Magazine" Cincinnati Enquirer, Sunday, Tempo section The Columbus Dispatch, Sunday. The Dayton Daily News, Monday, Lifestyle section. Usually on the front page The News Herald, Lake County, Sunday News Journal, Mansfield, Sunday The Post, Athens, Ohio University student newspaper, Tuesday, page 2 OKLAHOMA McAlester News-Capital Muskogee Phoenix Sunday Oklahoman, Oklahoma City Tulsa World, Living Section, towards the middle (with MacNelly Cartoon) OREGON The Bulliten, Bend, Sunday, Perspective section, page 3 Corvallis Gazette-Times, Sunday, Accent section Eugene Register-Guard, Monday Oregonian, Portland, Sunday, Northwest Living II This Week (weekly shopper-type magazine), Portland, Tuesday PENNSYLVANIA Centre Daily Times, State College, Sunday, Home section Erie Times News, Sunday, magazine section, page 2 Greensburg Tribune-Review, Greensburg, Focus section Harrisburg Patriot News, Sunday, Living section The Lancaster New Era, Thursday Philadelphia Daily News, Tuesday, (with MacNelly cartoon) Philadelphia Inquirer, (occasionally) Inquirer Magazine Pittsburgh Post-Gazette, Tuesday, magazine section, page 1 State College Centre Daily Times, Sunday The Times Leader, Sunday, People section, page 3 York Daily Record, Wednesday, Living section RHODE ISLAND Newport Daily News, Saturday Providence Journal-Bulletin, Sunday SOUTH CARLOINA The Greenville News/Piedmont, Sunday, travel section, p2 The State, Columbia, Sunday, p.2E TENNESSEE Chattanooga Times, Monday The Clarksville Leaf-Chronicle, Monday The Commercial Appeal, Memphis, Sunday The Daily Beacon, University of Tennessee, Knoxville, Monday, editorial page The Knoxville News-Sentinel, Sunday The Nashville Banner, Monday, Lifestyles section (with cartoon) TEXAS Abilene Reporter-News, Sunday, Sunday Life section, page 2 Austin American Statesman, Sunday, Lifestyles section Bryan-College Station Eagle, Lifestyle section Corpus Christi Caller-Times, Sunday, Living section Dallas Morning News, Sunday, Today section The Express News, San Antonio, Sunday, Lifestyle section Fort Worth Star-Telegram, Sunday Houston Chronicle, Sunday, Texas section McAllen Monitor, Sunday UTAH Deseret News, Salt Lake City, Sunday, "Spectra" section, front page The Herald Journal, Logan, Sunday Ogden Standard Examiner, Sunday Utah Statesman, Utah State University, Monday, p.4 (not in summer) VIRGINIA Daily Press, Newport News Daily Progress, Charlottesville, Sunday, Humor page (last page of the first section) Richmond Times-Dispatch, Sunday, Commentary page Roanoke Times & World-News, Sunday, bottom of the "Extra" section Virginian-Pilot/Ledger Star, Norfolk, Tidewater Living section WASHINGTON Bellingham Herald, Monday evenings, lifestyle section (a house was attacked by bread dough in Bellingham--alert reader Rob) The Daily Olympian, Sunday The Seattle Times, Monday, editorial page Skagit Valley Herald, Mount Vernon, Monday Spokesman Review, Thursday Tri-City Herald, Kennewick, Sunday, Desert Living section WASHINGTON, D.C. Washington Post, Sunday, "Washington Post Magazine" last page, occasional bonus columns in daily Style section (mid-week reports during election) WEST VIRGINIA Daily Athenaeum, West Virginia University, Opinion/Editorial section WISCONSIN The Kenosha News, Sunday, Real Estate section Milwaukee Journal Sentinal, Sunday, "Wisconsin" magazine section (with MacNelly cartoon) Racine Journal Times, Sunday, Spectrum section Wisconsin State Journal, Madison, Sunday, Daybreak section THANK YOU TO EVERYONE WHO HAS CONTRIBUTED TO COMPILING THIS LIST. THERE ARE TOO MANY OF YOU TO MENTION HERE!!! ************************************************************************* Feel free to quote from this document as long as proper credit is given to the editor and (if specified) the contributor of the information. If you intend to reprint or redistrubute the entire FAQ or quote large chunks of it, please contact the editor for permission. 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