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" ", said Tom blankly. " Despite the high cost of living, it remains popular." " Every little BYTE helps " " Go 'head and steal my tagline it flatters me." " If All Fails, READ THE DOCS ! " " May fortune favor the foolish. - J. Kirk" "" " "" " " "" (random quotes) "" " "" " " "" (random quotes) "" " """ " "" " """ <-- random quotes "'o.o'" "... all that we see, or seem, is but a dream within a dream." - Poe "....give me a second...I'm thinking!!!" "...and with that cryptic comment I'm off to bed" "...fill my head with cannonballs and powder my behind!" -Tim Allen "...or worse, not to have a mind" -Dan Quayle "0x2B || !0x2B" - Hamlet "1 head, no cylinders, and a 1-track mind." "113 grams, 10 millilitersHe's lead, Jim." "17346721476C3278977763T732V73117888732476789764376 Lock" - Data "2nd star on the right, then on until morning" "4 bit? Where does this come from? "4 bit? Where does this come from?" Joe Siegler, Apogee "42? 7 and a half million years and all you can come up with is 42?!" "42? 7 and a half million years, and all you can come up with is 42?" ... Don't Panic [in large, friendly letters] ... origin: an ut "640K ought to be enough for anybody." - Bill Gates, 1981 "640k oughta be enough for anyone" - Bill Gates, 1981. "9 out of 10 LAPD endorse the use of the CLUB!" - R. King "911, If you are reporting a murder, press 1. If reporting a ..." "911-If you are reporting a murder, press 1. If reporting a rob..." "!" E. Haughton Dansforth, 1993 "@#$%*! I've struck oil", Tom said, crudely. "@FN@, beam me up another Blue Wave message." "@FN@, beam me up!" "But I don't have the power....." "@FN@, beam us a board!" (2x4 drops from sky) "@Fn@, no sleeping on the Promenade. Go home." - Odo "A book, a friend, a song, a glass, a chaste loving lass" "A broken clock keeps better time than you!" (Tegan) "A dirty book is rarely dusty" "A few Beta's short of a full release!" "A filthy mind is a terrible thing to waste." -Exine "A Klingon does not let a friend face danger alone." -- Worf "A lie is terminological inexactitude." Churchill "A lighter Dark Beer" is an oxymoron "A little megalomania can be excused." -- Professor Muerte "A man's a man for a' that!" Burns "A man's life, of any worth, is a continual allegory." -- Keats "A million bars of gold pressed latinum!" -- Quark "A moment's insight is sometimes worth a life's experience." "A newspaper is a collection of half-injustices" "A planet where APES evolved from MAN?!" "A political party is organized opinion." -- Disraeli "A pound of pluck is worth a ton of luck." Garfield "A right delayed is a right denied." -- M.L. King "A Robin redbreast in a cage puts all heaven in a rage." "A thousand thanks, Monsieur", Tom said mercifully. "A true friend knows who you are...but likes you anyway." "A war put off is not a war avoided." -- C. Heston "Admiral, there be whales here!" ... "Scotty, that's a \SLMR\TA "After this, nothing will shock me." -- Tom Servo "Ah, here we go... Fireball... wonderful spell." -- Fizban "Ah, Mike, I see you've decided to go psycho. Godspeed." "Alaskan Visuals" by A. Roaring Boring Alice "All clowns are masked, all personae flow from choices" "All constants are variables." -- Murphy's Law of Mathema "All great truths begin as blasphemies." -- Shaw "All humans things are subject to decay." "All I ask is a tall ship and a star to sail her by." -- Kirk "All I want for Christmas is a a box of smurfs and a mallet" "All life's answers are on TV" -Homer Simpson "All you touch and all you feel, is all your life will ever be." "All's fair in love and war" -- what a contemptible lie! "Am I going to die, doctor?" "Trust me, it's the last thing you'll do." "Amazing what caffeine and no sense of self-preservation can do..." "Ambridge: the place where dogs live on your roof." - Dana Hall "An open mind...the essence of intellect." - Garrick, ST/DS9 "And a void would be calling `Let's do the time-warp again.'" "And captains always push themselves too hard." -Beverly "And God said, Let there be light: and there was light." "And I thought I wasn't going to like him." -- Odo "And now it's time to learn about Science."Ask Mr. Lizard "And now the penguin on top of your television set will explode." "and Our product is SQL 'ready'", Borland International. "And that's Worf Madam, not Woof!" Worf "And then you turn the corner," as the DM chuckles... "And this, Wesley, is an airlock." "And when fate summons monarchs must obey;" "And, I am NOT intoxicated...YET!" -McClintock "Any resemblance to a real action sequence is purely coincidental." "Anybody hear any good jokes lately?" -- Pee Wee Herman "Anyone care for a jellybaby?" "Anyone see a war around here?" Patton or Bill Gates "Anything you'd like to do?" "Yes. Go into a coma." "Apple I" (c) Copyright 1767, Sir Isaac Newton. "Apple" (c) Copyright 1767, Sir Isaac Newton. "Are either of you paleontologists?" "No, we're high school students." "Are you a Klingon, or is that a turtle on your head?" "Are you saying we should tax... Thingy?" "Are you suggesting that coconuts migrate?" "Are you suggesting that coconuts migrate??!?" "Are your cookies made with real Girl Scouts?" "Aren't you going to kiss me?" "No, I'd rather have a talking frog!" "Arrow?? What arrow!?!?" }}}}-------------> THUNK!!!!! "As a math atheist, I believe I should be excused from this." "As a math atheist, I should be excused from this." - Cal "As a math atheist, I should be excused from this.": Calvin "Assimilate my shorts." -- Borg Simpson. "At last I'm organized", he sighed, and died. "Auntie Em: Hate Kansas. Hate You. Took Dog. -Dorothy." "Awright, hold it...where's the mutant repellant?" -Bloom County "Bad news Dad, your polls are way down." - Calvin "Bad news, Mom. I sold my soul to the devil." --Calvin "Balls" said the Queen, "If I had them, I'd be King!" "Barney = Satan... I have proof!" - S.W., SCN-Net "BE QUIET ABOUT OUR SECRET PLAN!" -- Crow T. Robot "Be still as a mountain, move like a great river."- Wu Yu-hsiang "Be vewy, vewy quiet. I'm hunting tagwines!" "Beam me aboard Scotty!" <-> "Will a 2 X 4 do Captain?" "Beam me aboard, @FN@." "Sure. Will a 2x4 do?" "Beam me aboard, Scotty!" "A 2x4, sir??" "Beam me aboard, Scotty!" "A 2x4, sir?" "Beam me aboard, Scotty." "Sure. Will a 2x10 do?" "Beam me aboard, Scotty." "Sure. Will a 2x4 do?" "Beausoleil, looking at smiles and seeing only grins..." "Beausoleil, now all Thine summers turn to menstrual winters..." "Beautiful story. Kinda gets you right HERE!" -- Q "Beautiful story. Kinda gets you right here." -- Q "Begin the day with a friendly voice.": Rush "Besides, it is clearly a bunny rabbit!" -- Data "Better lock up the silverware." -- Sisko "Beulah, peel me a grape." "Bidet faucets are too low for men." -Why women like bidets #3 -JCF "Bidets and sinks have same faucet colors." -Women like bidets #11-JCF "Bidets are easier to decorate." -Why women like bidets #10 -JCF "Bidets are near toilets. Sinks are not." -Women like bidets #9 -JCF "Bidets are the right size for punchbowls." -Women like bidets #16-JCF "Bidets don't have a seat to leave up." -Why men like bidets #1 -JCF "Bidets don't have a seat to leave up." -Why women like bidets #1 -JCF "Billy Carter: The Sequel," starring Roger Clinton! "Black racist" is an oxymoron. "Blessed be the Lord my strength." - Psalm 144:1a "Bloody Cardasians! I just got the darn thing fixed!" "Bones! That! feels! wonderful!" "It's head, Jim." "Bones, give me a reading." "It appears to be a tagline..." "Bones, I'm a captain, not a doctor." -Kirk "Bones, it's Ensign FullaPb." "He's lead, Jim!" "Bother" said Pooh, and deleted the entire message base "Bother," said Pooh, and twitted his moderator. "Bother," said Pooh, as he saw the mushroom cloud. "Bourbon & beans...an explosive combination." Kirk "Boy, that Data is slicker than cow snot!" - Guinan "Boy, that's a bright star", said Tom seriously. "Brace for impact," Picard said, parenthetically. "Brave Sir Robin ran away..." "BREAKFAST.COM halted. Cereal port not responding." "Brigadier there is nothing to worry about" Doctor (4) "Build a watch in 179 easy steps" by C. Forsberg. "Build a watch in 56,179 easy steps" by C. Forsberg. "But mom, I don't like the cat." "Shutup and eat your dinner." "But Mom, I don't want to be assimilated." -Borg Child "But once you are real, you can't become unreal again." "But the pusher don't care / If u live or u die" "But, how are you, metalman?" Ford "Very depressed." Marvin "But, if ye wish her gratefu' prayer, Gie her a haggis!" "But, Mom, I hate my little sister." " Shutup and eat your meat." "By the way, what does BTW mean?" "C'mon McCauly! Pull my Finger!" - Michael Jackson "C.I.A." -- A contradiction in terms most of the time. "Call waiting", great if you have two friends "Can you tell me the location of the Nuclear Wessles?" -- Chekov "Can't you get it right? Loot, Pillage, THEN Burn!" ___ Blue Wave/QWK v2.12 "Candygram for Mongo." "Mongo LIKE candy!" "Captain Picard, I have a clever plan!" - Ensign Baldrick "Captain, I sense a million minds staring at my cleavage." "Captain, I sense he is staring at my cleavage!" - D. Troi "Captain, I sense millions of minds focused on my cleavage." --Troi "Captain, life is not a dream." -Spock in ST5 "Captain, Permission to hook up blender attachments to Mr\SLMR\TA "Captain, please. Not in front of the Klingons." Spock, ST:V "Captain, Why not give the Borg Windows 3.1?" -Worf "Captain, why not just give the Borg Windows 3.1?" - Worf "Captain, why not just give the Borg Windows?" - Worf "Captain... one harmless little tribble?" -- Cyrano Jones "Cardassian rule was oppressive, but it was simple." -- Odo "Carpe Dentiem ... Seize the teeth!" "Cashew?" "Gesundheit!" "Cause if ya do it right it will be!" "Change it! Change it, Butthead!! This sucks!! This Sucks!!!" "Charmed, I'm sure." -- Quark "Cheating is bad... Richard Basehart is good!" "Childhood is the kingdom where no on dies" - Edna St. Vincent Millay "Chiun, you're incredible." "No, I am better than that!" "Chmeee, I think it's a floating city." "Chocolate is a serious thing." -- Troi "Claudia Schiffer, we salute you! SCHWING!!" --Wayne & Garth "Coffee, black and strong." -- Cooper "Columbus, I have sighted MODERATOR." "Lets get out of here!" "Come to Butt-head.." "Coming soon: EDLIN for Windows." "Common sense" is an oxymoron. "Computer, can we talk?" -- Joan Rivers "Computer, you and I need to have a little talk." "Computer, you and I need to have a little talk." -- O'Brien "Conclusion": the place where you got tired of thinking "Configuration is irrelevant." Borg Sysop "Confused? Call Counselor Troi, 1-900-NCC-1701, $1.95/minute" "Could you continue your petty bickering? I find it most intriguing." "Could you continue your petty bickering? I find it most \SLMR\TAGLIN "Criminal lawyer" is redundant redundant. "Criminal lawyer"...isn't that redundant? "Cry on someone else's shoulder, I'm off-duty." * Troi "D.A.M.N.: Naked Mothers Against Dyslexia" "Daddy, what does FORMATTING DRIVE C mean?" "Daddy, What's That Pretty Red Button For??" "Damage control is easy. Reading Klingon -- that's hard."\SLMR\TAG "Dammit Jim, I'm a doctor, not a... oh, right." "Dammit Jim, I'm an Alzheimer's patient, not a...uh...uh...." "Dammit Jim, she's dead! Get off her!" -- McCoy "Dammit, Jim! I'm a doctor, not a physician!" -- McCoy "Dammit, What's the problem?" (BIG KICK) - O'Brien; DS9 "Damn it Jim, I'm an Alzheimer's patient, not a...uh...uh. " "Damn it Jim, I'm an Alzheimers patient, not uh... uh... uh... "Damn it Mark, I'm a computer, not a doctor!" "Damn it! I didn't ask for an opinion." -- O'Brien "Damn it! What's the problem?" *KICK* -- O'Brien "Damn it, Jim, I'm a doctor, not a tagline." "Damn it, Jim, I'm a doctor, not a tagline." Dr. McCoy "Damnit Jim, I'm a doctor not a Tagline..." "Dangerous to your starfleet, commander, not to this battle station!" "Darnit Jim, I'm a doctor, not a barber." - Duck Trek "Data does it in serial..." --Tasha Yar "Data! I thought you were dead!" "No, Sir. I rebooted." "Data, I thought you were dead!" "No, sir, I rebooted.." "Data, I thought you were dead!" "No, Sir. I rebooted!" "Dave, I have a projected failure on the alpha-echo three five unit within 72 hours..." "Deadware" was coined by ME in November 1993 "Dealing With Mistakes" - by E. Ray Sur "DEL *.*" - 100% file compression. "Diane.. I don't think we're in Kansas anymore." "Die Jesu Domine, Domine Es Requium." (WHACK!). Repeat as necessary. "Die with honor, O'Brien." Tosk "Digital circuits are made from analog parts." "DISK FULL?" "Do be do be do" -Sinatra "Do bidet today" -janitor supervisor -JCF "Do fuzzy black holes have any hair?" -- Larry Niven "Do I detect a note of panic in your voice?" - Quark "Do you always answer a question with a question?" "Why not?" "Do you know any Klingon opera?" - Worf "Do you know how much replacing this elevator is going to cost?" "Do you mind if I smoke?" "Do you mind if I crap on your shoes?" "Do you mind? I'm eating my cereal!" - Picard "Does anyone carry the cow-tipping conference?" "Dok-tor - oowoo oowoo" "Don't . . . touch . . . anything. . . . Ever!" - Quark (to Rom) "Don't be ridiculous, I'm the same old Dax... More or less..." "Don't blame me. I voted for Bill and Opus!" "Don't call me "barkeep"! I'm not a "barkeep"!" -- Quark "Don't dispute death unless you've lived through it." "Don't dispute death unless you've lived through it." --\SLMR "Don't judge a book by its cover!" -- Frank N. Furter "Don't like our driving? Call 1-800-IRRELEVANT." -- The Borg "Don't mince words, @FN@ ... what do you *REALLY* think?" "Don't mince words, Arjen ... what do you *REALLY* think?" "Don't mince words, Christina ... what do you *REALLY* think?" "Don't mince words, Joe ... what do you *REALLY* think?" "Don't mince words, Maurie ... what do you *REALLY* think?" "Don't mince words, Michelle ... what do you *REALLY* think?" "Don't mince words, Mike ... what do you *REALLY* think?" "Don't mince words, Terry ... what do you *REALLY* think?" "Don't squat with spurs on!!!!" "Don't trust a benchmark that you haven't rigged yourself" - NT Forum "Don't underestimate the POWER of the Blue Wave" - Darth Vader ___ Blue "Don't use our trashcan, it's only for apples!" "Don't we even get a few practice semesters?" -- Calvin "Don't worry, be happy, Dawson" - Bobby McFerrin * "Don't worry, I'm fluent in weirdo" "Don't worry, I'm fluent in weirdo." "Don't you hate it when your boogers freeze?" "DOOH!!!" - Homer Simpson "DOS=HIGH" Hmm, I knew it was on something "Doubt Everything"-DesCartes "Dr. Scott!" "Janet!" "Brad!" "Rocky!" "YO ADRIAN!" "Drop by *anytime* you're feeling homesick." -- Sisko "Drop the guy with the devil ears." -- NBC, June, 1965. "DROPPED FROM UTS" is just VM's way of saying "Booga, Booga!" "DROPPED FROM UTS" is just VM's way of saying UTS is out to lunch! "Durkin, you're sick!" -- Harley Stone "Dust bunnies threaten thousand points of light" -G. Bush "Dyslexic Christian sells soul to Santa" ... Film at 11 "Each young doctor means a new graveyard." "Early to bed, early to rise makes people suspicious." "Earth was not earth before her sons appeared." "Easily amused, and laughing about it." "Easy" is easy to say. "Eat any good books lately?"- Q in Star Trek NG "Eating uranium makes me feel funny", said Tom glowingly. "Eek A Mouse" really IS a reggae act... "Egotists are people too.." --Jimmy Kitchens "Elvis has left the building..." - Living Colour "Elvis rocks in his box!" "En boca cerrada no entran moscas." "Energize!" said Picard and the pink bunny appeared... "Energize!" said Picard. "It keeps going, and going..." "Energize"he said & a pink bunny with a drum materialized. "Ensgin Expendable, step on that rock!" - Kirk "Ensign Crusher, here is you Mop and Bucket" "Ensign Pillsbury? He's BREAD, Jim!" "ereH er`ouY sA gnoL aA" -- YKSVONAY NAMLAZ (YLLAZ) "Errare umanum est." "Eureka!" said Archimedes to the skunk. "Even historians fail to learn from history." -John Gill "Ever notice that when a toon drives, he never looks at the road?" -SB "Every time I've built character, I've regretted it." --Calvin "Every why hath a wherefore." "Every woman should marry -- and no man." Disraeli "Everybody need reverse polarity." "Everybody ought to have a friend." "Everybody remember where we parked." - Kirk "Everybody take notes. Don't do this, ever." - Jimmy Kitchens "Everybody's bleeding 'cause the times are tough" "Everyone lives by selling something." - R.L. Stevenson "Everyone remember where we parked." -- Kirk "Everything's got a moral if only you can find it." "Excuse me, do you mind if I squish in here?" - Odo "Excuse me. What does god need with a starship?" -Kirk "Experience comes from bad judgment." - Mark Twain. "Experience comes from bad judgment.".....Mark Twain. "Explain it to me slowly. I'm very old." - Fran "Extra pickles. A warrior's condiment!" --Worf "Extra pickles. A warriors condiment." -Worf "Ezz beeg trouble for Grant and kids..." -Jurassic Bori "Fac meam diem. -- Clintus Estvoodicus" "Facts are stubborn things" - T. Smollett "Facts are stupid things" - R. Reagan "Facts are stupid things" - Ronald Reagan "Faith is not wishing to know what is true." - Nietzsche "Falsehood has a perennial spring." -- Burke "Fascinating is a word I use for the unexpected." -- Spock "Fascinating, Captain!" -- Spock "Fascinating," said Spock, watching Kirk's lousy acting. "FEEL my pain????" Billy Jeff, You *ARE* my pain! "Fifty Yards To The Outhouse" by Willy Makeit "Fire! Fire! Fire! Fire!! Fire!! Fire!!!" WHAP!! "Cut it out, bunghole!" "Fire, Mr. Worf!" "Fire, Mr. Worf!" "First shalt thou pull out the Holy Pin" "Fishing, stranger?" "No, just drowning worms." "Fix it! You've got FIVE MINUTES, Scotty!" "Floggings will continue until morale improves!" "Florence of Arabia" -- feminist camelmanship "Flowers for a mister John-Luck Pickard?" Q "Flowers! Is there a 'John Luck Pikkerd' here?" --Q "Floyd County, Va.: We've never heard of you, either." "FLUFF YOU!" -Jeff Lane, SCN-Funny Farm. "For a mountain, I am very young. For a man-I am just right." Chuin "For by grace are ye saved through faith...not of works." - Eph 2:8-9a "For there is no sea, with out the dolphin" -- Oppian "Forgotten men at the bottom of the economic pyramid" FDR "FORMAT C: /autotest" - Justice for software pirates. "Fountains mingle with the river, rivers with the ocean." "Frankly my dear, I don't give a download!" - Rhett Sysop "Frankly my dear, I don't give a download!" -Rhett Sysop "Free pick-up 24 hours a day"- Det-4 9th Air Evac RVN 1/66 10/67 "Free Willy" staring Lorena Bobbit, in cinema's everywhere "Freedom ... is a worship word..." -- Cloud William "Friends Don't Let Friends Use Prodigy" "Galactic Conquest or bust." -- Borg "Garlic roll, Barnabas?" "Garlic? Aieeeee!!" "Gee that bastard smells. No wonder they call him Pooh" Chris Robin "Gee, dad. I wish you'd let mom drive, it's more exciting." ___ Blue "Gee, Mr. Wizard! Aren't nuclear reactors dangerous?" "Get out of the road, if you want to grow old." "Gilligan, get their phasers." "O. K., Skipper." "Give it to Dahmer, he'll eat anything" "Give me two personal pronouns." "Who, me?" -Benny Hill "Go ahead and steal my tagline it flatters me." "Go ahead! You bash the Balrog, while I climb the tree..." "Go, speed racer, go!" "God said, "Let Newton be!" and all was light." Pope "Good intentions randomize behavior." "Good morning" is an opinion, not a greeting. "Good morning, darling." - Q to Picard, "Tapestry" "Got any gum?" "Grandma,that stuff Bennie is using "Graphic Artist seeks Boss with vision impairment." "Great! Now he's as crazy as you are!" "Ground Beef" -- A Cow With No Legs! "Grrr! It is 'WORF,' @FN@, *NOT* 'WOOF'..." "Guess we know where Michael Jackson left that other glove!" "Guilt trip: The nuclear weapon of relationships." "Gullible" isn't in the dictionary. Go ahead, look it up! "Gun control" isn't about guns...it's about control. "Gun's don't kill people...Class 2 phasers do!" "Guys, that's really annoying!" -- Tom Servo "Had this been an actual movie, you would have been entertained." "Hand me that solar-powered flashlight..." "Happiness is a warm puppy." said the anaconda. "Hard DISK? Damn, I misread the advertisement." Old Maid "Have you lived in this village all your life?" "No, not yet.".... "He created OLD fossils!" "Yeah, riiiigghht!" "He did too much LDS in the 60's." -Kirk to Gillian (ST4) "He was a man, all and all, I shall not look upon his like again." "He was a man, all and all, I shall not look upon his lik\SLMR\TAG "He was such a meanie, I cut off his weenie..." "He who hesitates is lunch !" "He's a potato Jim!, Let's gouge out all of his eyes" "He's calling for his mother. Her name was, 'AAAGH!'." "He's dead Jim." "He's dead Jim." "I've got dibbs on the white meat." "He's dead, Jim "He's dead, Jim. Pass the ketchup!" "He's no Claude Atkins, but what a butt!" "He's so... human!" -- Saavik "Nobody's perfect." -- Spock "He's the brains, sweetheart!" -- Han Solo "Head is harder than Hand." Sivaoan Proverb "Hear me moderate," by Thai Tass "Heaven has no rage like love to hatred turned." Congreve "Heeeeelp! I don't wanna be kidnapped by a fictional character!"-Gos "Hehehe cool V.bis! Nudie .gifs!" -Baudhead "Hello Darkness, My old friend.." "Hello, Operator?! I've been cut off!" --John Bobbitt "Hello, Operator?! I've been cut-off!" --John Bobbit "Hello, Quark. How are your lobes?" "Tingling at the sight of you." "Hello, World!" 17 Errors, 31 Warnings.... "Hello...Incontinence Hotline". "Can you hold, please?" "Help! I've fallen and can't get up." A. Tree "Help, I've fallen and I can't get up" -- Satan "Here Bunny, Bunny, Bunny..." "Hex Dump" - Where Witches put used Curses? "Hey ! Energizer Bunny: Eat your heart out!" (signed) Phoenix. "Hey everyone, I'm a modem jockey."..."Wait, why are you laughing?" "Hey Michael, come here you smooth thang!" - Bubba "Hey, 'Rubba' would you like to sit on my lap?" Michael Jackson "Hey, Buddy....Can you spare a tagline?" "Hey, Frank, can I borrow your keys?" "Sure!" "Thanks!"-MST3K "Hey, Worf... I hooked Data up to a modem... Wanna see?" "Hey, Worf...I hooked Data up to a Modem...Wanna see?" "Hey, you sass that hoopy Ford Prefect? "Hi Rex! I'm Barney! Would you be my...." **CHOMP** "Hi Rex! I'm Barney! Will you be my **CHOMP**" "Hi Ronnie, it's George! George Bush. The president..." "Hi, I'm Bar..." Hasta la vista, Barney! "Hi, I'm Barney, and I want everyone to know that @FN@ loves me!" "Hi, I'm Barney..." Now you're extinct. "Hi, my Goldfish looks just like yours!" "High tech my butt! I still have rotary phones!" "His reserve, a quiet defense. Riding out the day's events.": Rush "History tends to exaggerate." -Colonel Green "Hit me again, I love it!" Soddam Hussein "Hmmm, the Force is strong in this one" "Ho! Haha! Guard! Turn! Parry! Dodge! Spin! Ha! Thrust! **" "Hobbes did it , Mom!" "Hold it! What in the Wide World of Sports is agoin' on?" "Holodeck computer...end Clinton Administration program." "Hologram at your service, baby!" - Thames "Home" is where the computer is plugged in! "Honey, answer the phone." "Okay. BaRRING! BRRNG! BaRR" "Honey, I shrunk the kid maker." "Honey, This is..." TO BE CONTINUED...see next tagline. "Honey?" is that what you call this bee barf? "How can you be so deaf with those huge ears?" "How did you know, sir? I feel like such an idiot." Riker to Picard "How do you play this game" - any sucker "How does Al Gore spell potato? T-A-T-E-R." -- Rush Limbaugh "How many of you believe in telekinesis? Raise MY hand! "How should I know? I'm an actor, not a doctor!"-DeForest Kelley "How SWEET it is"!! "How to Boil Water, in 500 easy steps" by Chuck Forsberg. "How to Budget Your Money" by I.R.S. "How to keep your conference on topic" by Mod R. Ator "How to Stay Poor and Enjoy it Less" By I.R.S. "How wise are they that are but fools in love!" Cooke "How you doing today?" "Fine doc." "That'll be $95 please." "How's our flying? Dial 1-800-BORG-YOU." -- The Borg "Huh huh huh m huh huh m huh. 2400 baud sucks!" - v.bis & Baud-Head "Humans are not allowed to dance in this parade." "Humor. It is a difficult concept." - moderator "Humor. It is a difficult concept." -- Saavik "I am *not* a Borg", by Jean Locu... um, that's *Luc* Picard. "I am a doughnut." --John F. Kennedy "I am a Klingon, sir. I *DO NOT* whistle while I work!" "I am calvin of borg. Prepare to be assimilated buddy boy!!!! "I am Fudd of Borg! Pwepawe to be assimiwated!!!" "I am Homer of Borg. Prepare to be assim-- Ooooooo! Dooooooonuts!" "I am Homer of Borg. Resistance -- mmmm, donuts!" "I am not a crook," Mr. Nixon said resignedly. "I am programmed in multiple pleasuring techniques." --D\SL "I am serious. And stop calling me Shirley!" "I am the plot-twist in the 2nd reel!" - DarkWing Duck "I am what I am and that's all that I am" "I am Zsa Zsa of Borg. Prepare to be assimilated, dahling." "I assume" makes an ass out of u and me "I believe in a God that doesn't need heavy financing." - Fletch "I believe in a God that doesn't need heavy financing."-Fletch "I bet they can't program their VCR's." -- Crow T. Robot "I bought powdered water the other day. I don't know what to do with it." "I can not give you what you deny yourself." - Kai Opaka "I can't belive I ate the whole thing" - Circa 1973 "I can't use contractions." - Data "I couldn't find the remote control to the remote control." s.w. "I did it. I killed them all." Timothy "I didn't mean to blow up the Academy." * Wesley "I do not think you will accept my help, as I'm waiting to kill you." "I do the rock, myself" - Tim Curry "I don't be-lieve it! I just don't be-lieve it!" "I don't bite. Well, that's wrong. I do bite." -K'Ehleyr "I don't even know what street Canada is on." - Al Capone "I don't have any hard feelings." John Wayne Bobbit, 1993 "I don't have to take a nap." - King Baby "I don't know Mom, they're bomb stains." - Superman "I don't like stuff that sucks" Butt-Head "I don't see no pointed ears on you, boy..." -- McCoy "I don't see no points on your ears, boy..." -Admiral McCoy "I don't see why some people even *have* cars." - Calvin "I don't want to die now! I've still got a headache!" Arthur Dent "I drank WHAT!?" - Socrates "I drank WHAT!?" - Socrates. "I fear you must blame your own perverse urges." - Picard "I feel more like I do now than I did!" ___ Blue Wave/QWK v2.12 "I find you guilty!", said the judge with conviction. "I first had sex on a farm," Tom said sheepishly. "I got a flat rate. The lease was removed," Tom ranted. "I got me some spotted stuff..." - Buck "I had JELL-O today." "I hate movies where the men wear shorter skirts than the women." "I hate questionarres"-Worf "I hate Victor Hugo", said Les miserably. "I have a bad feeling about this.."--All of the characters, at some "I have a large seashell collection. It's scattered "I have measured out my life with coffee spoons." -- Eliot "I have no vices for you to exploit." Tosk "A challenge" Quark "I hear disco is making a comeback." "Yeah. Just dial 1-800-WUS." "I heard some of you got your families living in cages tall and cold" "I hope you're not afraid of needles", Tom injected. "I invented a cordless extension cord." s.w. "I invented dehydrated water." s.w. "I just ate a fishing lure," said Tom with baited breat "I just forgot to increment the counter," Tom said nonplussed. "I killed the Greek piper god," Tom deadpanned. "I KNOW it was a tornado, Toto, but you wizzed on my carpet." "I like my species the way it is." - Worf to Locutus "I like to reminisce with people I don't know." s.w. "I like to skate on the other side of the ice." s.w. "I love you, you love me, I will eat your family."-Barney "I need a home run hitter" he said ruthlessly. "I need a home run hitter," Tom said ruthlessly. "I never lie when I have sand in my boots!" -- LaForge "I operate a space bar," Quark said blankly. "I prefer to call it the Prime Suggestion." -- Captain Kirk "I promise to take good care of your cat." - Schrdinger "I put spot remover on my dog. Now he's gone" - SW "I radiate more heat than light" Rush -Presto "I removed that obnoxious female user from my BBS,", Tom twittered. "I represent Angry Gun-Toting Meat-Eating People!" - Denis Leary "I said a BUD LIGHT." - J. d'Arc "I saw a tree fall in the woods. I didn't hear it." s.w. "I say we nuke the site from Orbit, it's the only way to be sure" "I say we nuke the site from Orbit, it's the only way to be sure.... "I shot the Sysop, but I did not shoot the Moderator." "I smell gas," Tom fumed. "I stand by all the misstatements that i've made." - Dan Quayle "I still have the greatest enthusiasm for this mission." "I still live!"--John Carter, formerly Capt., CSA "I stole the pic-a-nic basket, Boo-Boo," Yogi barely admitted. "I suddenly have this dreadful urge to be merry." - Morticia Addams "I sure felt the wind of that one!" "Uh no, that was me." "I sure get a kick outta that Beavis & Butt-head show!" -Primus "I sure smell bad after wearing these leathers." * Troi "I thank whatever gods may be for my unconquerable soul." "I think football is a sport the way ducks think hunting is a sport." "I think he's from the shallow end of the gene pool." "I think I'll use a different font," said Tom boldly. "I think I'm going to be sick!! " "I think it's sick! I mean" "I think not," said Descartes, and promptly disappeared. "I think not," said Descartes... and promptly vanished. "I think not," said Descartes; and promptly disappeared. "I think we're gonna need another Timmy!" - Mr. Lizard "I think you were a little hard on the Beaver last night" -Mrs Cleaver "I used to be a stud, now I'm a spud." "I wanna be around to pick up the pieces...." "I WANT IT FREE AND I WANT IT YESTERDAY." "I want to know what killed these tribbles!" -- Kirk "I want to look at life - in the available light" - Rush "I was a cat in my others lives." "I was pretty subdued when we started." "I wave my private parts at your aunties!" "I will lower taxes!" (Pause) "Psyche!!!" - Bill Clinton "I wish I'd stolen that tagline." "You will, you will!" "I won't stand for this!" "Then sit down." "Allright..." "Wimp!" "I wonder what this button does..." "I wouldn't mind having a relationship with an "I'd explain it, but there's a lot of math." -C&H "I'd like to order another glove, lubed"- Michael Jackson "I'd love to help you out. Which way did you come in?" -- Groucho "I'd slap this movie if I could." "I'll be Bach" - Johann Sebastian Schwarzenegger "I'll excise the bunion," Tom said callously. "I'm @FN@, and I'm a snackaholic." "Hi, @FN@!" - MST3K "I'm a lawyer." "Honest?" "No, the usual kind." "I'm all ears, hooman!" DaiMon Perot "I'm Beverly...","I'm Geordi...","We are Hugh..." "I'm from Iowa, I only work in outer space." -STAR TREK IV "I'm going to KILL you!" "You're going to have to KILL me first!" "I'm Having A Ball Doing Nothing At All" "I'm heavily armed, easily bored and OFF my medication..." "I'm interested in demographics, other places, OTHER women." "I'm made of cheese!" "We know, Grandpa." "I'm moving to Mars next week, so if you have any boxes..." s.w. "I'm not asz think asz you drunk I am, Ossifer!" "I'm not Bajoran. Sisko punched me in the nose." - Kira "I'm not the one that misplaced the Deltivid asteroid belt!" - Q "I'm not the one that misplaced the Deltivid asteroid belt" "I'm not the one that misplaced the Deltivid asteroid bel\ "I'm not trapped! I'm just taking it easy." -- Master Phoenix "I'm sick of it!" - Lister "I'm sick of it!" -- Lister "I'm simply not a nice girl," she whispered tartly. "I'm so bored, I'm starting to miss my husband." "I'm so cool you could keep a slab of meat in me." - Zaphod Beeblebrox "I'm standing! And I can't fall down!" "I'm sure your patients recover quickly, just to get away from you." "I'm taking the prisoner downstairs," he said condescendingly. "I'm the one giving you the choice." Odo "I'm too sexy for my slug." -- Jadzia Dax "I'm writing a book. I've got the page numbers done." s.w. "I've changed my mind, Hobbes. People are scum." - Calvin "I've gotta turn the db level down just B4 its not dete&& NO CARRIER "If atheism is a religion, then bald is a hair color." "If he catches you, you're through" - Mr. R. Runner. "If he catches you, you're through" - Road Runner. "If I were human, I believe my response would be 'Go to hell.'"-Spock "If it works, don't mess with it" school graduate "If only I could blame Quark for this somehow." - Odo, "The Siege" "If the shoe fits, buy it." - Imelda Marcos "If these are the 'cool kids', I'd hate to see the 'uncool kids'" "If this is another flashback, I'm leaving." -- Joel Robinson "If women came with pull down menus, they wouldn't need vibrators......" "If you can read this, you are irrelevant." -- The Borg "If you can't hear me it's because I'm in parentheses." s.w. "If you can't help, at least don't hurt others" HH Dalai Lama "If you can't make it good, make it LOOK good." - B Gates "If you can't win by reason, go for VOLUME." - Calvin "If you DON'T eat your meat, you CAN'T have any pudding!" "If you prick me, do I not... Leak?" -- Data "If you push something hard enough it'll fall over." "If you touch my stomach, I'll slug you." - Dax "If you want a guarantee, buy a toaster..." "Illiterate? ... Write for FREE help." "In a moment, in the twinkling of an eye..." "In waking a tiger, use a long stick." "In your belly you hold the treaures few have ever seen." "Inertial dampeners failing, Captain!" "WHOOPS!!" "Instead of headlights, I put strobe lights on my "Insufficient facts always invite danger" -- Spock, stardate 3141.9 "Investment in comics" is an oxymoron. "Is it against Starfleet policy to push a few buttons?" - Odo "Is it to loud out there?" -- Jimi Hendrix at Berkeley. "Is it to loud out there?" -J. Hendrix at Berkly. "Is it too loud out there?" Jimi at Berkley "Is it winter yet?" - Zippy "Is that funny? Is that a joke?" --Data "Is that lemon in your tea?" "No, s'lime." "Is that seat saved?" "No, but we're praying for it!" "Is that seat saved?" "No, but we're praying for it." "Is that seat saved?" "No, but we're praying for it." "Is this sodomy?" said Frank, half in Ernest. "Is this some kind of bust?" "Yes - quite impressive." "Is this stuff any good for ants?" "No, it kills them." "Is this the real life?" --Freddie Mercury, 11/24/92 "Is this what you get up for at 3AM?" --- My Mom "Is" is the verb for when you don't want a verb. "Isn't everybody happy?" - Machiavelli "Isn't the music too dreamy ?" - Audrey Horne "It is easier to stay out than get out." - Mark Twain "It never happened!" -- Lt. Yar "It" has fallen, and "it" won't get up. "It's a German song," Tom lied. "It's a small world, but I wouldn't want to paint it" - Steven Wright "It's Captain Joe." "He's sick of the thread, Jim." "It's comin' apart, Lad!" - Scotty "It's hard to work in a group when you're omnipotent." - Q "It's not all peeling grapes, being a handmaiden." "It's not an official chase scene without the 'wacka-chi-wacka'." "It's not as if lives hang in the balance, right?" --Calvin "It's not I who am Crazy...It's I who am MAAAADDD!!!!!!!" "It's pretty, but is is art?" - The Joker "It's snowing on the Promenade!" - Odo "Its ensign Pencil." "He's lead, Jim." "Jean-Luc....read me....underwear....mcnuggets" -Vash "Junior, quit playing with your floppy!" "Just change the gravitational constant of the Universe!" -- Q "Just cut the zone. It works wonders. ;)" --Wes Landaker "Justice is truth in action." -- Disraeli "Keep trying. We need to find out more about A Tagging we will go...." "Keep trying. We need to find out more about Anti-Conservative." "Keep trying. We need to find out more about ST tags." "Kids come running for the rich taste of Gamera!"-MST3K "Kirk to Enterprise" "Hello, this is the Enterprise answering machine" "La Quinta" is Spanish for "Next to Denny's" "Laws change... but justice is justice." -- Odo "Lawyer Testing" :because some things, even RATS won't do "Lebanon, Charles de Gaulle, California Baseball" "Less talk! More Synthehol!" -- Worf "Let me go back in there and *face* the peril!" "Let me sweeten the deal a bit for you," - Beelzebub. "Let them eat `[33mA`[34mN`[35mS`[36mI`[37m" "Let Us Open Our Checkbooks and Pray..." "LET'S - GET - DECIDUOUS!" - BushRoot "Let's win this one and go home." - George A. Custer "Life has a great deal up its sleeve." "Life's a journey, not a destination." -- Aerosmith "Life," he said, "Don't talk to ME about life!". "Lines for bidets are shorter." -Why women like bidets #8 -JCF "Listen to them...children of the night." "Listen up, folks!" -- Julius Caesar, first draft "Listen, have you seen the dolphins yet?" -Geordi "Little?" Sick, yeah! But "little?" "Logic is logic. That's all I say." Holmes "Look at all the Indians!" - General Custer "Look in the hole and see the basilisk... Only 50 cents." "Love -- a grave mental disease." Plato "Love hurts" -- John Bobbitt "Love the sinner but hate the sin." -- St. Augustine "Lubricant. Pennzoil. Steaming hot." * Locutus of Borg "Make love not war" people probably flunked both. "Man who jump off cliff jumps to conclusion!" "Man is a piece of the universe made alive." Emerson "Man that lightening sounds clo NO CARRIER" "Man's the bad child of the universe." Oppenheim "Man, Barnaby Jones had better fight scenes than this movie!" "Man, born of woman is of few days; full of trouble." Job "Marlyn, please! You're disturbing the twits." "May you live all the days of your life." Swift "Maybe the universe IS fuzzy." --- Hubble Telescope Scientists "Maybe we should have subtitles for this." -- Tom Servo "Maytag" is my middle name; I'm an agitator. "Member In The Grass: The John Bobbitt Story" "Men die and worms eat them - but not for love" Shake "Men don't know what bidets are." -Why women like bidets #2 -JCF "Men have become tools of their tools." Thoreau "Men know life too early, women too late" Wilde "Men, in general, are but great great children" Napoleon "Meow" is like "Aloha", it can mean anything. "MEOW"...SPLAT..."RUFF"...SPLAT...(Raining cats & dogs) "Message for you, sir!" "Michael Jackson & Elton John duet:Don't Let Your Son Go Down on Me" "Michael Jackson and Boston duet: More Than a Feeling!" "Michael Jackson sucks! and so does his music..." "Milhouse, we live in the age of cooties!" - Bart Simpson "Mind if I smoke?" "Mind if I throw up?" "Mind if I smoke?" "Not as long as you give me a chemical warfare suit" "Modem," said the gardener when he'd finished the lawn "Modem," said the gardener when he'd finished the lawn.. "Moderator" is just the network AKA for Cthulu. "Modesty died when false modesty was born." Mark Twain "Mom, I don't want to visit Grandma." "Shutup and keep digging." "Mommy, mommy! What's a werewolf?" "Shut up and comb your face." "Mommy, mommy! What's Frankenstein?" "ROOOOWWWWWWRRRRRRRR!" "Mommy, mommy! Where's Fluffy?" "Shut up and finish your casserole." "Mommy, Mommy, what's an Oedipus complex?" "Shut up and kiss me." "Money is the root of all wealth!"--Donald Trump "Monopoly? No, we just don't want competition" --Intel "Monopoly? No, we just don't want competition" -MicroSoft "More hay, Trigger?" "No thanks, Roy, I'm stuffed!" "Morning Darling." >> Q to Picard" "Mr. Worf, fire at will. "Oh, jeez where'd Riker go?" "Mr. Worf, fire phasers at @FN@" ... Zzzzzap! "Mr. Worf, fire phasers at All" ... Zzzzzap! "Mr. Worf, fire phasers at Crazy" ... Zzzzzap! "Mr. Worf, fire phasers at Diane" ... Zzzzzap! "Mr. Worf, fire phasers at Jamie" ... Zzzzzap! "Mr. Worf, fire phasers at Jerry" ... Zzzzzap! "Mr. Worf, fire phasers at John" ... Zzzzzap! "Mr. Worf, fire phasers at Jonathan" ... Zzzzzap! "Mr. Worf, fire phasers at Mark" ... Zzzzzap! "Mr. Worf, fire phasers at Mike" ... Zzzzzap! "Mr. Worf, fire phasers at Steve" ... Zzzzzap! "Mr. Worf, fire phasers at Wanda" ... Zzzzzap! "Mr. Worf, fire phasers at Wes" ... Zzzzzap! "Mr. Worf, fire!" "Mr. Worf, scan that ship." "Aye, Captain... 300 DPI? "Mr. Worf, scan that ship." "Aye Captain. 300 dpi?" "Mr. Worf, scan that ship." "Aye sir, 300 dpi." "Mr.Worf,you're the most beautiful sight I've ever seen" "Music is the messenger no one can silence." -- Maria Mercurial "My bicycle wheel is melting", Tom spoke softly. "My bologna has a last name, it's H-O-F-F-A." "My cat had puppies - so I spayed the cricket." "My family says Im a psycopath, but the voices in my head disagree.." "My favorite color? Red. No, BluAAAAAHHH!" "My favorite part of dinner!"- Riker "My God, it's full of stores!" - 2001: A Shopping Odyssey "My god, its full of stars!" "My God," exclaimed the tagline, "I'm in the wrong joke!" "My hands feel just like two baloons." "My name is Indigo Montoya. You stole my tagline. Prepare to die." "My name?" said the old man sadly, "is Slartibartfast." "Mystic Rhythms, capture my thoughts, carry them away." -- Rush "Nakedness is seldom seen but often noticed." - Chinese proverb "Never overestimate a man's ability to underestimate a woman." "Never trust ale from a God Fearing people." - Quark "New for Christmas: The John Bobbit doll (Some assembly required) "Nice going.....Master Ninja Dipstick!"-MST3K "Nice mirror!", said Tom reflectively. "Nietzsche is dead," God. "Ninety percent of everything is crap." -- Sturgeon's Law "No good buys, just amenities." Yar at the mall "NO KILL I" - HORTA "No man manages his affairs as well as a tree does.". GBS "No man's knowledge here can go beyond his experience." - John Locke "No mas.": What rolling Spanish stones gather. "No one has jurisdiction over the truth" -Fox Mulder "No sane person lives where it snows." - Ancient Floridian Proverb "No use pussyfooting around, Janet." -- Bert Schnickt "No Woody, I said TUCK the kids in bed!"...Mia Farrow "No, I didn't." - Teddy Kennedy "No, I said Bud Light!" - Captain of the Hindenburg "No, let us not go to Camelot. It is a silly place." "No, Woody, I said to TUCK the kids in bed!" "Nobody listens unless you swear every other word." -- Kirk "None of the Above" for President. "Not a morning person," doesn't even begin to cover it! "Not a problem."--Parker Lewis "Not bad," said the cannibal tongue-in-cheek. "Nothing changes on Newyears Day" -U2 "Nothing is so smiple that it can't get screwed up." "Nothing is what it seems, all things are what they are." "Notice how easily it detaches." - Ensign Ro "Now I wish I hadn't written so many tank games." -- Flynn "Now somewhere in the black mountain hills....." "Now we don't want to kill him, shoot him around the groin and belly" "NOW" is a point in time that is already gone. "Nuke 'em till they glow, then shoot 'em in the dark!" "Number One, buy me a Pontiac!" Picard "Nurse! I said: "SLIP off his SPECtacles!" "Nyuk, Nyuk, Nyuk" - Curly Howard "Oaths are but words, and words are but wind." -- Butler "Obscenity is whatever gives the Judge an erection" "Odo? Quark to Odo.. Are you still with us?" - Quark ___ Blue Wave/QWK "Of course you realize, THIS MEANS WAR" -- B Bunny. "Off with her head!" shouted the Queen. "Officer, where do I apologize for shooting Tom Adams?" "Oh bother," said Pooh, "Beavis and Butthead are roasting Piglet!" "Oh captain! my captain! our fearful trip is done." WW "Oh could I fly, I'd fly with thee ..." "Oh freddled gruntbuggly..." "Oh god! I'm supposed to be blind!" - Sam, Blind Faith "Oh what the heck. I'll do it." - Calvin "Oh, just looking for flying saucers -- green ones!", Ford Prefect "Oh, man... looks like the joke's on us!" -- Joel Robinson "Oh, yeah, put the forcefield over me AFTER I'm hit ! -Blackout "Oh, you'll probably get away with crucifixion." "Ok, now for a quick backu&#^1s" "Okay, who ordered the Mount Bellyache Chocolate Ice Cream Sundae?" "Old poets never die, they just ride off into the sonnet." "Old soldiers never die, they just fade away.." "Once," adverb: Enough. "One can't fall into a bidet as far." -Why women like bidets #7 -JCF "One good thing about the apocalypse: always plenty of parking." "One man's theology is another man's belly laugh." -- Heinlein "One notch above useless on the useless scale." "One thing nuclear scientists fear-" "Oops." "Oops." -- Richard Nixon "Our father, who art in 7-Eleven, Harold be thy name." "Our first and last love is -- self-love." Bovee "Oxymoron": A really, really, dumb baby ox! "P" "O" "T" "A" "T" "O" ! Got that Mr. Quayle? "Paid off"? What does that mean? "Parser? Parsnip? -- What's the difference?" W. Erickson "PCBoard 14.5a - The Best Till 15.0 !" "People fear *most* what they understand *least*" "Perhaps if I revert to human form it will calm them." "Picard, get some hair. Your brain has caught cold." * Q "Pieces of Nine! Pieces of Nine!" Another parroty error! "Play Ball": Last 2 words of the National Anthem. "Please refrain from using your imagination." - Odo "Politically Correct" the perfect oxymoron! "Poor Ophelia" - Hamlet "Poot...Blupp...Putt..." - Zamfir & his magic armpit. "Positive thinking" ... leads to miscalculation. "Praise ye the Lord. Praise the Lord, O my soul." - Psalm 146:1 "Press to test" "Release to detonate" "Press to test." "Release to detonate." "pro" is opp of "con"; What's the opposite of "Progress"? "Progressive Conservative" is an oxymoron. "Push to test" .... "Release to detonate" "Put knot yore trussed in spel chequers!" "Q wants to do something NICE for me." "I'll alert the crew." "Quark to Odo, you still with us?" "Don't sound TOO disappointed." "Quark! Quark, have you been stealing this lady's taglines?" Odo. "Que es mi barco mi tesoro, que es mi Dios la libertad" "Question and die", sayeth the CZAR!!!! "Quick and Dirty Program" is only half right. "Quiet"...is an impossibility these days... "Quite a motley crew you've assembled here, Benji." * Q "qwitchyabellyachin" --old radio slogan "Real programmers don't document. If it was hard to write it should be hard to understand." "RED ALERT! Raise shields!" "What shields?!?!?!?!"-"Emissary" "Remind me to thank John for this lovely weekend." - Ian Malcolm "Reproductive choice" is neither. "Resist much. Obey little."-Walt Whitman "RESISTENCE IS FUTILE...." The Borg "Roger, Roger. What's our vector, Victor?" "Roger, Roger. What's your vector, Victor?" "Rom, you're not as stupid as you look." "I am, too!" - Odo/Rom "Round up the usual suspects!" "Rule Four: I don't want to catch anybody not drinking." "Run for your lives! Moderator sighted." "Rusty Bedsprings" by I.P. Nightly "Said the fly, "Let us flee." Said the flea "Let us fly." "Sam, Ziggy says there's a 94.1% chance your tagline is to be adopted" "Say about twenty guns. Some on the surface, some on the towers" "Schizophrenia beats dining alone. "Scotty! Beam me aboard!" "Aye sir! Will a 2x4 do?" "Scotty!, beam me Augggg!" *...NO CARRIER "Scotty, beam me down another beer!!! (BUURRP!!) "Scotty, beam me up another Blue Wave message." "Scotty, beam me up!" "But I don't have the power....." "Scotty, beam us a board!" (2x4 drops from sky) "Scotty, beam us aboard!" (2x4 drops from sky) "Scotty, I've fallen & I can't beam up" "Scotty, I've fallen and I can't beam up!" "Scotty. hurry. beam me" uragg^* NO CARRIER. "See, you need stuff that sucks to have stuff that's cool" -Butt-Head "Seek Error" - Who told it to look for anything? "Seems like salvation comes only in our dreams." - Nine Inch Nails "Sex is better than reading; no overdue fines." --Jean-L\SLMR\TAG "Sex is better than reading; no overdue fines." --JLP "Shake off your heavy trance! And leap into a dance." "She's a witch! Burn her!" "She's got a mortgage on my body and a lease upon my soul." "She's got his whole gland in her hand." "She's so fat that when she sings, it's over." "She's wearing a gownless evening strap!" "Shew me thy ways, O Lord; teach me thy paths." - Psalm 25:5 "Shhh! The Christians think they are up here alone."..God "Shields down! Green alert!" "Shut up, Quark."-O'Brien "More trouble with the little woman?"-Quark "Silly wabbit, QWKs are for kids." "Simple! Do this..." - Wesley Crusher "Simple. Just do this." -- Wesley "Sincerity? I can fake that." - Hawkeye Pierce "Sink faucets are too high for women." -Why women like bidets #4 -JCF "Sioux Me!" -- Story of an Indian Attorney. "Sir! Klingons on the starboard bow!" "Well, scrape 'em off" "Sir! Klingons on the starboard bow!" "Well, scrape 'em o\SL "Sir, I must protest! I am not a Merry Man!" - Lieutenant Worf "Sir, I MUST protest; I am *NOT* a merry man!" Worf "Sir, the Emerling is not responding." "Sir, the everyonebutt is not responding." "Sir, the Fox is not responding." "Sliver" Xpress ..... the movie! "Smoke me a kipper, I'll be back for breakfast" "So Mr. Jackson, what exactly WAS the inspiration for 'Beat It'? "So this is your new computer!", said Tom calculatingly. "So who ELSE do I add to my list of total jerks?" * Calvin "So, @FN@, what size jumpsuit do you wear?" "Mmmmm......" "So, do you live around here often?" s.w. "Social Security Number?" "000-00-00..uhhh..18" - Earl "Socialism and Nazism is the same." - Adolf Hitler "Some days it all seems so feudal." --King Arthur "Some men would just as soon kill me as look at me." -- Medusa "Someday....everybody will know the joy of my nipples." "Something GOOFY this way comes!" "Something is different......." "Sometimes a cigar is just a cigar" - Freud "Sometimes you just have to say 'What the heck'" "Sometimes, it's just too easy." - Dr. Forester, MST3K "Sorry officer, but I was only doing 2400 REALLY! " "Sorry Rabbit, Phasers are for kids..." "Speak to live psychics!" Nah, lemme talk to a DEAD one! "Spock, I thought you were dead!" "No, sir. I rebooted." "Spock, I thought you were dead?" "No sir I Rebooted" "Spock, I thought you were dead?" "No sir, I Rebooted" "Squeeek I tell you, Squeeek!" "Stamp out software hoarding"--Free Software Foundation "STAND BY FOR MIND CONTROL!!!" --Evil "Star Trek VII: JFK" directed by Oliver Stone! "Stop this petty bickering; all of you." -- Troi "Stop, or I'll say stop again." --British Police "Stress" What you get from owning a computer! "Stressed" is just desserts spelled backwards. "Such grudges. Give us a kiss, Worf." - Q "Suicide Hotline...please hold for the next available..." "Swifties overly modify dialog exessively," Tom said adverbially. "Swimming is too much like... bathing." [Worf] "Synthetic scotch, synthetic Commanders..." -- Scotty "Taglines are smurfy" "Take care of yourself Odo." -Quark "Take my Worf... please." --Data "Take my Worf......please" - Data "Take my Worf......please"-Data "Take you to him I will, yes!"-- Yoda "Take your thumb outta your ear and put it back in your butt!" "TEEN is your first and foremost responsibility!" - Melissa Bosh "Tell me, Deanna, do you ever..ah..experiment"purred the naked Beverly "Tell me, is this Heaven?" "No, it's Iowa." "Tell this Nozzle to take a hike!" - Al, Quantum Leap "Thank you Number One....He's my Number One Dad!" - JL Picard "Thank you so very much." Stevie Ray Vaughan "Thank you, Mr. Moderator. I'll take it under advisement." "Thanks for not smoking," Tom breathed. "That feels good," she said orgasmically. "That is the sickest thing you've ever done..." -- Joel "That was fast!", Tom quickly exclaimed. "That was the beer that made Mel Faymee walk us!" "That was the stun setting." *bleep* "This is not."-Data "That was the stun setting." "This is not." "That's a dragonfly, dear." "But Mommy, what's he draggin'?" "That's a Satanic lie: The Bible was written in English." R. Stokes "That's because your favorite charity is your own pocket." - Odo "That's entertainment," - Vlad the Impaler. "That's no moon. It's a space station." - Obi Wan Kenobi "That's no tagline! It's Odo!" "That's no tagline! It's Odo!" "That's the ugliest mouse I ever saw.... "The above Statement is absolutely True." --God "The abstract means nothing to me!" Rorschach. "The advocate will refain from making her opponent...disappear." "The answer is 42." "The Balm of Gilead, the Rock of Ages, you are Jehovah!" "The best you get is an even break." FPA "The Borg have neither honor or courage." -- Worf "The bounty says dead or alive, but I ain't carryin' ya." "The creature appears hostile!" - Calvin to a moderator. "The Dame's scream hit an octave usually reserved for calling dogs." "THE DOCTOR IS ON..." "The Dolphin, ne'er has anything been more divine"-Oppian "The dummy is the one who doesn't ask questions." acp "The first sigh of love is the last of wisdom." Bret "The future sucks... change it..." -Beavis "The illegal smuggling of mimes... no one talks about it." "The keyboard... how quaint." -- Scott "The law hath not been dead, though it hath slept." Shake "The LORD is my Shepherd;..." "The Lord loves a hangin', that's why he gave us necks." "The more RAM you have, the better", M. Chambers "The more RAM you have, the better", MRim Tech Support. "The music's terrible, but at least it's drowning out the dialogue." "The occipital area of my head seems to have impacted..." "The only thing I enjoy is tormenting you." - Odo (to Quark) "The only TV station I watch is Nickelodian." -- Edward Scissorhands "The only victory over love is flight." Napoleon "The pen is on the table." "The moon shines bright tonight." "The pen really is mightier than the sword!" "The reward of a thing well done is to have done it." - Emerson "The secret of life is... a nectarine." -- Q "The security of the Enterprise is of Paramount importance "The security of the Enterprise is of Paramount importancee!" "The security of the Enterprise is of Paramount importanc\ "The Sky is Falling!" - Weekly World News 8/1/91 "The smog is really bad today," Tom cried breathlessly. "The sublime and the ridiculous are closely related." -- Paine "The Turtle Moves." "The usual, Odo?" "Nothing." "The usual." - Quark/Odo "The War on Drugs" - America's latest Vietnam. "The warp drive...she cann'a take it!"...Scotty "The welfare of the people is the chief law." Cicero "The world's a theater, the earth a stage" -- WS "Then suddenly it starts to get wierd. The rules change." -- Frank "Then, on Kilted Yak Eve...If you look REAL closely..." "There's a frood who really knows where his towel is." "There's ALWAYS room for Odo..." "There's no dark side of the moon, really." "There's no intelligent life here Scotty -- Beam me up" "There's no point in acting all surprised about it." the Vogons "There's nothing like a good hard drive", X. Hollander "These are not kid gloves, Mr. Valiant" "They also serve who only stand and wait." "They are not the hell your whales." - Spock "They defend their echos as their inheritance." E.Burke "They think we're dead and they're having a party??!?!"-Ro "They threw me out of my subdivision," he said distractedly. "They're coming to take me away, HA-HAAAA!" "This hat's not big enough for both of us" :Guinan "This is my world, and welcome to it." -- Crow T. Robot "This is no computer! This is my arch-enemy!" - Chief Miles O'Brien "This is where heroes are made." - Doctor Bashir "This is Worf, our security officer. Would you like to beat him up?" "This isn't my pet, this is my LUNCH!" -- Worf "This must be Thursday--I never could get the hang of Thursdays." Dent "This must be where pies go to die!" - Agent Cooper "This sentence no verb." - Douglas R. Hofstader "Three cheers for Captain Spaulding" "Time passed, which, basically, is its job." -EQUAL RITES "Time," said Arthur weakly,"is not currently one of my problems." "To enjoy art is a sign of intelligence."...acp "To err is human, to forgive....$5.00" "To HELL with the Prime Directive...FIRE!" "To learn, you must listen to that which is not spoken." "To live long, it is necessary to live slowly." Cicero "To love her was a liberal education." Steele "To the inattentive and brainless layman, yes." --Calvin "Toilet duck can be used as bidet duck."-Why women like bidets #15-JCF "Tom, what's a nerd?" - Quantum Leap-Genesis "Too much of a good thing is wonderful." "Too slow, chicken marengo. Too slow for this Cat." - Cat "Took the mage's brain?!! Stupid orcs, just get the spellbook!" "Toto! Don't go into the desert!"$f@#(%$^#$&@# NO TERRIER "Toto, I don't think we're in DOS anymore..." "Tourist Season" : When it's OK to shoot them. "Transporter chief , beam the landing party to the bridge" "Transporter chief @LN@, beam the landing party to the bridge" "Transporter chief Burge, beam the landing party to the bridge" "Transporter chief Dagger, beam the landing party to the bridge" "Transporter chief Foster, beam the landing party to the bridge" "Transporter chief Holman, beam the landing party to the bridge" "Transporter chief Maxim, beam the landing party to the bridge" "Transporter chief Miller, beam the landing party to the bridge" "Transporter chief Scardefield, beam the landing party to the bridge" "Transporter chief Wallner, beam the landing party to the bridge" "Tribbles who love Klingons", on the next Oprah! "Try to get back on topic," he said moderately ... "Try to get back on topic," he said moderately. "Tube-powered? Must be a Macintosh." "two blondes in a Volkswagon: Fahrfromthinken" "Two blondes in a Volkswagon: Fahrfromthinken" "U.S.S. @LN@, lower your shields and prepare to be boarded!" "uh, the moderator says I'm s'pose to bonk you with this tagline." "Ummm, Trouble with grammar have I! Yes!" -- Yoda "Uploading is cool!" "Huh huh uh huh You said up!" "Use phenolphthalein," Tom indicated. "Use the Porch, Luke!" - Obi-Wan from the bathroom "Virgins R Us" has closed due to lack of personnel. "Vulcans never bluff" -- Spock, stardate 4202.1. "Wagner's music is better than it sounds." "Wake up! This is Quark you're talking to, remember?" - Quark "Wanna byte my bit?" "Ward, I'm worried about the Beaver." "Was Jimi Hendrix's modem, a Purple Hayes?" "We all float down here...." -- Pennywise the Clown "We are OUT of penicillin, Commander!" * Dr. Crusher "We are the greatest planet on earth." - Dan Quayle. "We are upping our standards... so up yours." Pat Paulsen. "We can't afford to die here...not even once" "We must laugh at man, to avoid crying for him" Napoleon "We need a 10-gauge needle," Tom hypothesized. "We want a shrubbery." "We'll drive off that bridge when we come to it." - T.Kennedy "We'll send a card and flowers..." "We're Going North Like Hell" "We're going to make you IBM compatible HAL" "We're gonna find 'em, then we're gonna kill 'em." CJCS "We're only immortal for a limited time." - Neil Peart "Welcome to the after life, Jean-Luc" - Q "Welcome to the afterlife, Jean-Luc... you're dead." - Q "Well, ah reckon he died with his Guccis on." -Bloom County "Well, I be done seen about everything, when I see a elephant fly!" "Well, I told her to whack me off..." - John Bobbitt. "What a depressingly stupid machine," said Marvin and trudged away. "What do you mean 'I burnt the oatmeal'? That's COFFEE!! "What do you mean `Save versus Overkill?!'" "What flavor milkshake?" -- Food Dispenser "Beer." -- Lister "What is a lie but the truth in masquerade." Byron "What is truth?" asked the doubting Clinton. "What is your favorite color?" "Blue - no - yel" "What kind of fool are you?" "My own special variety." - K'jada/Odo "What loss is death, if life is not to be lived?" - D. Do'Urdun "What magnificent cartilage." Vash "22 and don't stop." Quark "What makes the Muskrat guard his musk? - Courage!" "What manner of wand that, which spitteth iron pellets?" <**BANG**> "What the heck is a Level 3 Diagnostic?"...Geordie "What the hell is happening out there?" - Major Kira Nerys "What's 'e matter w' that thing?" - Scotty "What's another word for Thesaurus?" s.w. "What's in the bowl bitch!" "What's the meat in it?" "Perfectly Normal Beast." "What?!? This isn't the Files section?!?" "When in doubt, tell the truth" M. Twain "When the going gets wierd, the wierd turn into moderators." "when worlds collide" "I'm going to give you a terrible thrill!" "Whenever books are burned, men, also, are burned." -- Heine "Whenever two lesbians kiss, an angel gets her wings." - A. Napellus "Where do you hide a 300' tall golf ball?" -- Blindside "Where does he get all those marvelous toys?" - Bush "Where is baseball first mentioned in the Bible? In the Big-inning." "Where the @!#?!#@ did all these Indians come from?" Gen. A. Custer "While we were yet sinners, Christ died for us." - Rom 5:8b "Who cares for you? You're but a deck of cards," -Alice. "Who died and left *you* in charge?" "Captain Biptoe." "Who is #1?" "You are, #6." "Who is he? Doctor Who?" (Ian -- An Unearthly Child) "Who put the bomp in the bomp-a-bomp-a-bomp?" "Who the hell died in here?" -- Florida State Motto "Who's that trip-trapping on my bridge!!??" -Picard "Whoooooo are Yooooooooo?????" ---> Alice in Wonderland "Whos the idiot that sewed this thing on backward!?" John Bobbitt "Why are we here? Because we're here. Roll the bones." "Why do you hang around with that sadist?" "Beats me!" "Why is the alphabet in order? Is it because of the song?" s.w. "Why Johnny Can't Read" - now available on VHS... "Why would I need mythical deities with ego problems?" - G. Todd "Windows Ice Cream: Hoggin DOS" "With our judgements as our watches, none go just alike." "Witty tagline goes here." "Woman must be a genius to create a good husband." Balzac "Women and elephants never forget." Parker "Women can do something in toilet line" -Why women like bidets #5 -JCF "Worf HATES writers! WRITE OR DIE!!" "Worf! Still struggling up the evolutionary ladder?" - Q "Worf, fire at will." *BZZT!* "Hey! Where'd Riker go?" "Woundedware" was coined by ME in November 1993 "Yabba Dabba Do!" "Yea, Verily, and the blind shall C." "Yeah, but you're taking the universe out of context." "Yes dear, one more star WILL fit on that collar "Yield to temptation, it may not pass your way again." - L. Long "Yields falsehood when preceded by its quotation" - DRH "You are Jehovah, the God that healeth me!" "You are my twitlist, my only twitlist..." (Everybody!) "You are the Assessor. You have the power to Tax." "You are the Skeptic. You have the power to Doubt." "You can dispense with the pleasentries, Admiral.."--Darth Vader "You can just call me Stubby!" - Bugs Bobbitt "You can kick a bidet faucet." -Why women like bidets #12 -JCF "You can't really train a beagle," he dogmatized. "You don't have to wait for the flush." -Why women like bidets #13-JCF "You don't mind if I smoke?" "Not if I can call the fire department" "You got the whole blanket" said Tom, coldly. "You had good -- now you've got me." "You keep saying that, I don't think it means what you think it means" "You know, I don't think math is a science. I think it's a religion." "You know, it's not so much the apocalypse, it's the humidity." "You picked...wisely" "You shot my kitchen." "I missed the rat." "You shouldn't have anymore problems..." "You sick little monkey!" "You spotted snakes with double tongue... be not seen." "You would kill all these people to get even with me?" Vash "You'll like this guy. His job is to kill rats" "He's missed a few" "You're a gambler, Quark." - Sisko "AND a thief!" - Odo "You're all clear kid. Let's blow this thing and go home!" - Han "You're disgusting!" "It's a living." - Odo/Quark "You're good, kid, but as long as I'm around..." "You're looking at rude pictures of Renaissance Women." - Rimmer "You're not worthy! You're not worthy!" "You're still disgusting." "Till the day I die." - Odo/Quark "You're the computer...YOU tell me where the file is!" "You've been most helpful." - Odo "Don't let it get around." - Quark "You, in the red shirt. See what that noise is." "You, in the red uniform, see what that noise is." - J. Kirk "Your love's better than money in the bank." NOT!!! "Your mother was afraid of cats!" - Al, Quantum Leap "Your move." -Colossus "Your rubber duck can join you." -Why women like bidets #14 -JCF "Ziggy says you're here to play with matches. HUH!?!?!?!" "_DON'T_ go in there!! WOOOO!!!!" -Ace Ventura, Pet Detective # XXXX I *TRIED* to register it! ## The HMVH Corporation BBS # [+27 11] (011) 941-1341 ## ### Ian Maxim -- (803) 957-4064 ### ######### Ian Maxim -- (803) 957-4064 ######### ########### <------Scratch off to reveal your prize. ############### <- Scratch here to revel your prize. #*(%#)>@<#%NO CARRIER #1 AIDS lie: It is caused by HIV #1 DOOM Tip: Look out! There's a demon behind you! #1 Hit on the Borg Top 40: Borg in the USA. #1 Hydro Song: Hertz so Good... #1 in the don't bother catagory. #:-) <: - Snake stalking person. #@$ffwe99fjaljk ... Hey! Get the cat off the keyboard! #define flame_retardant I know you are, but what am I? #define QUESTION { ((b) || !(b)) } -- Shakespeare #define QUESTION {(2b || !2b)} -- Shakespeare #include #include #include $ not found: A)bort, R)efinance, D)eclare bankruptcy. $ not found: A)bort, R)efinance, D)eclare bankruptcy $#&$#%*((&)(^$$#%^$..... ohhh sorry - no speaka de ASCII ! $$ doesn't buy happiness, if you don't know where to shop $$$ not found -- A)bort, R)efinance, D)eclare bankruptcy $$$ not found: A)bort, R)efinance, D)eclare bankruptcy. $$$$$$$$ Money is the root of all wealth $$$$$$$$ $$$$$$.$$$ not found - (A)bort, (R)efinance, (B)ankruptcy $1. Correct answers: $5. Dumb looks: Free! $1000 reward for finding this man: $20 will buy many peanuts - Homer Simpson's Brain $25,000 Reward! HAVE YOU SEEN THIS ? $636.95 - Number of the Beast at Sam's Wholesale Club. $665.95 - retail beast price $x $ r $g.... %TAGLINE% & <:======= -Snake stalking ampersand &TheMenWhoHoldHighPlacesMustBeThe1stToStart.. 'Ah! I have access.' --Data 'All Tokyo will be destroyed...' "Wow, she's PMSing bigtime." -- Crow 'ave a bonza Christy an' a beaut New Year, mate! -Australian Christmas 'C' What? 'Cause that's the way the computer crumbles. 'Criminal Lawyer' is a redundancy. 'Curiouser and curiouser,' said Alice. 'Did ya put the cat out?' 'I didn't know it was burning' 'Hand me that solar-powered flashlight...' 'i' before 'e', except in Budweiser 'I'll be Bach.' - Johann Sebastian Schwarzenegger. 'In closing' is always followed by the other half of the speech. 'Keep the smoke inside.' -- 1st Rule of Electronics. 'Monopoly? No, we just don't want competition.' 'nonworking mom' is an oxymoron 'Oh what a tangled web we weave' - Hair Club for Men. 'Only a vaRool would use such language in public.' --Rike 'Paid off'? What does that mean? 'Perhaps you and the jerko here could come with us.' --Lw 'Personal hygene is the key to success'- W. Nels 'R:BASE 3.1 is dramatically faster than 3.0' v7n6, pp3 'Read my lips, no nude Texan's'. What George really said. 'Saddle up, father!' --Alexander, to Worf 'Stupidity if left untreated is self-correcting' RAH. 't drive too close or I'll flick a booger on you. 'The universe is a spheroid region 705 meters in diameter\SLMR\TAGLIN 'til you come back to me, that's what I'm gonna do... 'Tis near the night ... the day grows dim. 'Tis the season to be punny...... 'Transporting really is the safest way to travel.' --Geor\S 'twit *.*' typed the moderator, smiling... 'Wait' is a hard word to the hungry. 'Would it make any difference if I said I love you?' 'Yield to temptation, it may not pass your way again.' - L. Long. 'You CAN trust the government...ask an Indian.' '\o.,@o.+:"/~!v <-- Tagline debris. ( ( ( ( ( ((In Dolby Prologic)) ) ) ) ) ) ) ( ( ( ( ( ((Stereo Tagline)) ) ) ) ) ) ( ( ( ( ( (( HELLO CAN YOU HEAR ME? )) ) ) ) ) ) ( ( ( ((( In Stereo ))) ) ) ) ( ( (((In Stereo Where Available))) ) ) (!@&*#%^!#%) Censored by GAWD Himself... (%%%) Baseball smiley. ((( Sorry, so metim esIm is placet hesp aces. ))) ((((( in stereo where available ))))) (((((((((((((((SURROUND SOUND)))))))))))))))) ((((((((((HYPNOTIC))))))))(((((((TAGLINE)))))))) (((((((((HYPNOTIC)))))))))(((((((((TAGLINE))))))))) ((((((((HYPNOTIC))))))))((((((TAGLINE)))))))) (((((((HYPNOTIC)))))))(((((((TAGLINE))))))) (((((This message in Stereo where available))))) (((((YOU)))))((((ARE))))(((((FEELING)))))(((((SLEEPY))))) ((wrong && wrong) != right) (-* Miksi ajaa PV:ll{, kun voit lent{{ LSD:ll{ ?-) (1) Ignore (2) Retry (3) Abort (4) MeltDown (1)Your brain on WIN. (0)Your brain on OS/2. (@ @) You're kidding! (a short musical interlude) (A) bort, (R) etry, (I) nfluence with Large Hammer! (A)bort (F)ail (T)oss computer across room (A)bort (R)etry (I)gnore, (S)orry I Asked! ___ Blue Wave/QWK v2.12 (A)bort (R)etry (I)nfluence with large hammer (A)bort (R)etry (I)nfluence with large hammer. (A)bort (R)etry (P)retend it didn't happen (A)bort (R)etry (S)ay Kaddish (A)bort (R)etry (S)hoot the SOB! (A)bort (R)etry (S)mack the frigging thing... (A)bort (R)etry (S)ue (A)bort (R)etry (T)hermonuclear Re-education (A)bort, (F)ail, (T)oss computer across room (A)bort, (R)epent, (I)gnorant? (A)bort, (R)etry, (D)on't even think of it! (A)bort, (R)etry, (F)*** it? (A)bort, (R)etry, (F)ail, (G)rab_Hammer (A)bort, (R)etry, (F)ail, (I)gnite (A)bort, (R)etry, (F)ail, (S)lam fist on desk? (A)bort, (R)etry, (G)et a bigger hammer. (A)bort, (R)etry, (G)et gun and blow away computer (A)bort, (R)etry, (G)rab a stick and kill it (A)bort, (R)etry, (I)gnore, (C)rash? (A)bort, (R)etry, (I)gnore, (F)ail, (N)uke... (A)bort, (R)etry, (I)gnore, (K)ick system? (A)bort, (R)etry, (I)gnore, (N)uke the CPU? (A)bort, (R)etry, (I)gnore, (O)verthrow System? (A)bort, (R)etry, (I)gnore, (S)ell it! (A)bort, (R)etry, (I)gnore, (S)orry I Asked! (A)bort, (R)etry, (I)gnore, (V)alium? (A)bort, (R)etry, (I)nfluence with a large hammer (A)bort, (R)etry, (I)nfluence with a large hammer? ___ Blue Wave/QWK v2.12 (A)bort, (R)etry, (I)nfluence with large hammer (A)bort, (R)etry, (I)nfluence with large hammer? (A)bort, (R)etry, (K)ick the friggin' thing? (A)bort, (R)etry, (K)ill Noah? (A)bort, (R)etry, (P)anic (A)bort, (R)etry, (P)retend this never happened . . . (A)bort, (R)etry, (P)retend this never happened. (A)bort, (R)etry, (P)retend this never happened... (A)bort, (R)etry, (S)crew it? (A)bort, (R)etry, (S)ell it (A)bort, (R)etry, (S)mack the @#$&*~ thing! (A)bort, (R)etry, (S)mack the friggin thing (A)bort, (R)etry, (W)hackitonthesideofthemonitor! (A)bort, (R)etry, or (C)oerce with hammer. (A)bort, (R)etry, or (I)nfluence with hammer. (All opinions expressed solely my own) (background here is really a lo-tech .bmp) (Beeeep) Syntax Error! - My reality check just cleared. (Beeep) -ERROR- R:BASE.... My reality check just cleared (beep) Help, I've fallen and can't reach the beer. (BEERWARE) If it works, buy yourself a beer! (bits of ice striking hull) "Captain, we're being hailed." (BorgDOS 1.0) DH0:>Session complete. Assimilate another? Y/N (c) 1991 by the Great-Compu-Guru Society (tm) (C) 1992 All Lefts Reserved. (c) Fatal Error 69: Echo sex posted to 'ALL'... (C) tagline :if you steal this tagline, u will b n court (C)ontrol (A)lt (B)ye (char *)lie = "brown"; (Coda)Evil has been dealt a serious blow,but will be back (D)inner not ready: (A)bort (R)etry (P)izza (D)inner not ready: (A)bort (R)etry (P)izza. (D)inner not ready: (A)bort, (R)etry, (P)izza? (Data Not Found: (A)bort (R)etry (F)ail) (dirty look) Im sorry, Im not allowed to argue any more (Does this look like a fraction to you?) OS/2: Where's the other half?! T. Peters. (Dos + Windows + ATM) < OS/2 2.0! (exasperated) Oh, this is futile!! (expletive deleted) -R. Nixon (hic) BWave 2.10 (hic) BWave 2.10 * My computer is drunk ... (hic) SLMR 2.0 (hic) My Computer is drunk... (Horrible/mean/wicked/100.ft.tall/octopus-headed/g..uh..moderator) (horrified) No! Not the Knights who say Ni! (huskily) Oh, yes! Scan me NOW! ޺۳ݳݳ (I'm gone, I'm out of here, I'm Michael Jackson. (Ice rocks hit the hull) "Captain, we are being hailed." (Insert tagline here.) (Nikoleivitch) (no official affiliation with the above ...) (singing): Spam! Lovely spam! Lovely spam! (starting to chant): Spam spam spam spam... (takeoffs == landings) ? win() : lose() (under my breath) stupid git. (Unregistered) (W)indows,(I)cons,(M)ice,(P)ointers,(S)heesh! (U) What are you lookin' at?? ) , I'm 17 soon to be 18. ))) In Stereo, Where Available ((( ))))) TAKE A MINUTE TO THANK YOUR SYSOP ((((( ))))) TAKE A MINUTE TO THANK YOUR SYSOP ((((( - subliminal message. * <-- Tribble __ <-- Tribble vs. Godzilla * <- Tribble # <- Tribble After Borg Assimilation * <- Tribble [*] <- Tribble wearing headphones * :-* User just ate something sour. * <- Tribble. # <- Tribble After Borg Assimilation. * <|-) User is Chinese. * * * * * * * * * TRIBBLES OUT OF CONTROL! * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * Ding Bell ...Ding Bell * * * * * * * * * * * <- Tribbles * * * <- after hairclub visit * * * <- TRIBBLES o o o <- TRIBBLES after hair cut! * * * <- Tribbles <- Hari Krishna tribbles * * * <- Tribbles <- Tribbles with hula hoops * * * <- Tribbles <- dissected tribbles * * * WELCOME HOME THE TROOPS * * * * *TAKE A KID CAMPING THIS SUMMER* * * <- Tribble <- Tribble in Love * <- Tribble * <- Sergeant tribble * <- Tribble . <- Tribble after Jenny Craig * <- Tribble __ <- Tribble vs. Godzilla * <- Tribble got'ta match? * tribble refuses. * <-- How *DARE* you delete my Tribbles! * <-- Tribble o <-- Jean Luc Tribble * <-- Tribble (*) <-- Tribble with shields up * <-- Tribble (side view) * <--Tribble __ <--Tribble vs. Godzilla * <-Tribble <-Tribble after a close shave * <-Tribble <-Tribble after a close shave. * = Tribble. ~%#{..~$ = Tribbles after using Windows. * April 19th - Spelunkers of the world unite! * Basic Airline Flying: Keep the pointy end forward. * BCSUTI Version 1.0 * BLANK * * DO NOT EAT * * Do you feel Lucky, punk??? * * Don't walk over Grass. Smoke it! * * Feel lucky???? Update your software! * FORD Fix or Repair Daily. * Greetings pie lover here! * * Mary had a little RAM -- only about a MEG or so. * Next time Sears Siding calls you, type "ATA" * Number of phone rings equal steps from commode minus one * Redundancy: A Politician With An Airbag In His Car. * SLMR 2.1a * Ya want a stupid answer? Ask me anything! * SM 1.06 ----- * * The graveyards are full of indispensable men. * This is a tribble. # This is a tribble on drugs. * Tribble !@#$%*)^$(@! Tribble mixed up with bad company * Tribble <*> Grinning tribble * Very funny, Scotty. Now, BEAM DOWN MY CLOTHES!!! *'M ST*P*D - I'd like to buy a vowel, Pat, an "O" please. ** (Tribble siamese twins) ** *** *** **** ****$, *** **** * ********...$***! ** ERROR ** Unable to insert witty tagline. ** ERROR ** Unable to insert witty tagline. ** Insert Obligatory Cute Tagline Here ** ** Registered Evaluation Copy ** *** <- Tribbles === <- Dissected tribbles. *** MUSIC ** IS ** THE ** WEAPON ** OF ** THE ** FUTURE *** *** original tag line *** *** TAGLINE BAN IN EFFECT IN THIS CONFERENCE *** **** Nothing Follows **** **** Support your local Sysop **** ***** < Tribbles _____< no Tribble at all ***** WARNING! ***** Brain cramp in progress! ******** The first woman Byte Brother ******** ************ eta testers are CRAZY! ************ *************************** e n d *********************** ******************************************************(Hidden Tagline) ********************************************************* ********************************************************* I love happy faces! Don't you? *********************************************************...My radio is tuned to the voice of a star... *********************************************************A $300.00 picture tube will protect a 10 cent fuse ***********<<< Expletive Deleted! >>>*********** *****Wats the sound ouf won hand clapping****** ***I SEE STARS!*** ***WARNING!*** Tagline Theft Alarm Active ***WARNING!*** Tagline Theft Alarm Active ***ď*** < Heavy-Weight Tribble Lifter. **====> Real Programmers Practice Safe HEX <====** **B010000012f4ced ... Not NOW, stupid! **FLASH** Energizer bunny arrested, charged with battery **FLASH** Energizer bunny arrested, charged with battery. **FLASH** Eveready Bunny arrested, charged with battery. **FLASH** Everready Bunny arrested, charged with battery. *- I read it on the Continuum -* *---- The Original dBase dGenerate *-~ <-- Tribble after sex. *-~ <--- Tribble after sx *-~ <-- Tribble after sex. */ <==-- Tribble with a lightsaber */ \* <- Tribbles having a swordfight. */ \* = Tribbles in a sword fight. *FLASH* -- Energizer Bunny arrested....charged with battery *FLASH* Energizer Bunny arrested, charged with battery *FLASH* Energizer Bunny arrested, charged with battery. *FLash* The Energizer Bunny Arrested...Charged with BATTERY !!!.. *Four hours* to bury a cat? Yes - it wouldnt keep still. *Generic Tagline* *I want Christina Applegate's panties with her in 'em!* *I* didn't do it, the *computer* did it! *Inform Starfleet:I have engaged the Borg. Wedding Friday *IT IS* documented, look under "For Internal Use Only." *KA-BLAMM!!* Whatever that was, I hope its on our side *Loonies* cast Summon Smurf *Never* used Qmail DeLuxe...and loving it! *NEWS FLASH* Hard Drive Crash...Sysop Strikes a Directory Tree. *NOW* is a point in time that is already gone. *POLICE TAGLINE*DO NOT CROSS*POLICE TAGLINE*DO NOT CROSS* *REAL* men don't set for "stun"... *Runtime Error* ... Should I walk? (Y/N) *Wanted : Dead or Alive. One pink bunny, carring a drum. *WARNING* Message explodes when deleted! *When it's all said and done, have you done what you said? *Who WAS that masked mailer?* *Who WAS that masked mailer?* (The QWK Ranger?) *_?!^%$#+\)#!~ = Klingon for "Hello, dear." *|) ---> <- Tribble Hood ****** X iCi˻, ߳_ոS... ****** * We interrupt this tagline for a tagline. * + + = if you're not careful +++ A Waffle Iron, Model 1.65b +++ +++ ATH +++ ATH +++ ATH... Work Damn-it!!! +25 to hit +30 damage? YOU GO FIRST! +his +aCliUe ha$ a /irU$ in it - dont $teal iT!!!!!! +t #..+t&i+. - - FOR MODERATORS USE ONLY - Do not write below TOP line. - A RAM is a terrible thing to waste. - Answers: $1 - Correct answers: $5 - Dumb looks: Free! - - BBSing: Files, folks and fun. - F - L - U - F - F - - M - E - A - S - U - R - E - G - A - U - G - E - FOR SYSOP USE ONLY - Do not write below this line. - How're you going to do it? Upgrade It! - Q: 386+387? A: 486-8K - The Def. of Upgrade: Take old bugs out, put new ones in - The Def. of Upgrade: Take old bugs out, put new ones in. - The Demo Zone - 081 5978174 - 17:00 to 09:00 - 14.4k - PC - - This space for Rent - - this space intentionally left blank - - Thou shall not kill. - TOP SECRET! BURN BEFORE READING! - - Most people deserve each other! - - Time is forever -- a diamond is only temporary - - Today is cancelled due to lack of interest! - -!- and quietly strangled...Cocks -- Nature always sides with the hidden flaw! -- --- There's ALWAYS one more bug! --- --- A naked man fears no pickpocket --- --- A naked man fears no pickpocket --- ---- Who do you call to exorcise software ?? ---- ---- "And now for something completely different..." ----- * ------+ Ian Maxim -- (803) 957-4064 +------ ------+--+ TAGLINE MEASURING TAPE +--+-------- ---------- If you cut here you'll ruin your monitor ------------- ... ------------ Out of Order ------------- --------------------- cut here -------------------------- -------------------------------------------------------- ------------POLICE TAGLINE DO NOT CROSS------------ ----------This Tagline is blank to save space----------- ----------This Tagline is blank to save space------------ -----T-A+G-L-I+N-E--+M-E-A+S-U-R+I-N-G+--G-A+U-G-E------- ----> If you cut here, you'll ruin your monitor. <---- ----[ Another Smug Linux User ]---- ---===<<< SPACE FOR RENT >>>===--- ---a good pun is its own reword--- ---Anonymous Tagline ---F-L-U-F-F--M-E-A-S-U-R-I-N-G--G-A-G-E-!---------- ---For it is the doom of men that they forget. - Merlin --==**> Real Programmers Practice Safe HEX <**==-- --Ceud Mille Failte--Gaelic: A hundred thousand welcomes. --Fly lower, I think there's a name on that water tower... --T-A+G-L-I+N-E--+M-E-A+S-U-R+I-N-G+--G-A+U-G-E-+char-57^ --T-A+G-L-I+N-E--+M-E-A+S-U-R+I-N-G+--G-A+U-G-E-- --T-A+G-L-I+N-E--+M-E-A+S-U-R+I-N-G+--G-A+U-G-E--. --X-- : You are Here -=( Revolt against awkward/ugly software. )=- -=( Warm, Dry, and Fed; That's Life )=- -=*[ Blondes - 'nuff said ]*=- -=- LeAvE mE a MeSsY bAcK -=- FROM : Tony - Heerlen - Holland () -=- -=<( SIC GORGIAMUS ALLOS SUBJECTATUS NUNC )>=- -=>> I brake ON Smurfs <<=- -=>> My other TIME/SPACE machine is a TARDIS <<=- -=>Mile High Club <=- -=DOOM=- You'll Laugh, You'll cry, YOU'LL KICK SOME DAEMON BUTT!!! -=SCAN1.09 "Found [WINDOWS]: REMOVE? (Y/N)=- -=[ Bink is Great! ]=- -=[ Truth Through Superior Firepower ]=- -={ We Smoked It ! }=- -= File not found, (should I fake it ? =- -= LeAvE mE a MeSsY bAcK =- FROM : TS - KERKRADE - HOLLAND () =- -= Scott me up Beamie !!! =- -= This Tagline is SHAREWARE, To register send me $10 =- -> <- Invisible tagline, send $10 for special -> Today is cancelled due to lack of interest! <- ->BOREALIS is where I'm at. -But I received the operational signal again! -S-L+M-R-+T-A-G-L-I+N-E-+-M-E+A-S-U-R+I-N-G+--G-A+U-G-E- -WARNING- The TOPIC COP is watching! -Will a cuccumber watch your purse when you go into the dressing room? . . Generic All-Purpose Tagline . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . Group Photo . . . shipped via Qmodem . . . . . . Shipped Via The Vampyre Bar! BBS . . . . .. Infrasurvey - The test to see how far back the TV remote will work. . Be glad you don't get all the government you pay for. . Is it possible to get the screen to fade in and out? and how would I go . Taglines are irrelevant. You will be assimilated into the Blue Wave. . Take two teddies and call me in the morning. . This tagline is SHAREWARE! To register, send me $10 .* Straight from the Great Rainy Pacific Northwest! *. .-) User only has one eye .. .. I have the fossil locked at 19200 and have told RA & FD .. "Do you hear the grasshopper that is at your feet?" .. -- ---+ .."How much would my head weigh if it were veal?" - Gavin - .."Magic" Mike ... ... "Apple" (c) Copyright 1767, Sir Isaac Newton. ... "Mr. Worf, fire phasers at Charles" ... Zzzzzap! ... *Never* complain too loudly, or they may hand you the job. ... A fool and his money are soon elected. ... and eliminate and wipe out redundancy! ... and I'll see ya' "In the Wind!" -=]Buffalo[=- ... another MS DOS user against fenestration ... ... BARNEY is a pedophile...... ... Borg spreadsheet program: Locutus 1-2-3 ... C:\WINDOWS. C:\WINDOWS\RUN. RUN\WINDOWS\RUN. C:\WINDOWS\CRASH. ... Computers run on faith, not electrons. ... Ensign, Engage! ... File not found. Should I fake it? (Y/N) ... freedom ... is a worship word... ... Go ahead, steal my tagline. I stole yours! ... I'll vote for Clinton....to be president of Somalia. ... Is there a liberal in the house? *BANG* Anymore? ... No wanna work. Wanna bang on keyboard. ... Nobody notices when things go right. ... Not tonight, dear. I have a modem. ... One tagline to rule them all, and in the darkness bind them. ... Pinnochio, whatever you do, don't lie around Lorena Bobbitt! ... Proofread carefully to see if you any words out. ... Scotty!, Hurry beam me u%#$& NO CARRIER ... So it is Written, So Let it be Done! ... SON! Quit that, you'll go blind. Dad, I am over here... ... Surf naked! ... the better angels of our nature ... ... the glorious failures and the glorious victories... ... the things love can drive a man to ... ... To remove dust from the eye, pull the eye down over the nose. ... User error, the universal bug.. ... Whom the gods would destroy they give Windows! ... WOMAN.ZIP....Great program, no documentation! ..."he's just a girly-man programmer".... ..."Its a cow!", he uttered................. ..."To the beautiful and the wise, the mirror always lies" ...(a)bort, (r)etry, (c)all for help ..., Mirror on the wall, I wish I was the Procomm of ALL .... a deluge of words and drop of sense. ..... Help!, The TD has fallen and it can't get up! ....Has anyone seen my car keys?.... ....If this was a real emergency, you'd've been trampled. ...911... Hit the number "1" if the house is on fire.. Hit "2" if... ...A penny saved is a Congressional oversight. ...A radioactive cat has 18 half-lives...... ...Abortion in Prague....Cancelled Czech.... ...and all the children are above average ...and Boy! are my arms tired!! ...and in between are the doors. ...and my special thanks to the Other Forty-Nine! ...and never, ever cut a deal with a dragon. ...and now LaToya is starting to look like the normal one ...and now Lorena for the Popeal Pocket Friend. ...and that is how we know the Earth is banana-shaped ...and that's MY worthless opinion. ...and then I woke up! ...and then on other days it just rains. ...and they lived happily ever after. ...and this is your brain with a side order of bacon. ...as American as English muffins and French toast. ...Bad spellers of the world...UNTIE! ...but have you tried PRUNES? ...but I forgot all about the Amnesia Conference!! ...But I was so much older then... ...but what I really want to do is direct. ...BUT!The legal implications IF you ever wind up in a court roomare a ...CVW...... ...Don't Sweat The Petty Things, Pet The Sweaty Things... ...Fify bucks, same as downtown! ...follow the yellow brick PATH... ...Getting laid while partying and being drunk..COOL!! ...Give to the Crash Dummy Widows Fund...... ...going where no clusters have gone before. ...he has a one bit brain with a parity error! ...Huh? ...If All Else Fails, Hug Your Teddy Bear! ...Make...the Taglines go awaaaaaaaaaay.... ...MODEM....a deterrent to phone solicitors. ...My radio is tuned to the voice of a star... ...Note The Huge Breasted Typist In The Background... ...Now where did I put that fire extinguisher? ...on m'I ton cixelsyd! ...only a test. Had this been an actual tagline... ...ooops!...Got my floppy caught in my PKZipper... ...random acts of kindness and senseless acts of beauty ...Republican Motto: Had morals, sold them for money ...she canna take much moor Captin... ...so the nun says, "Twenty rubles, same as in Moscow." ...square root,cube root,log of pi;let's go get'em RPI! ...The Ballad of Lorena and John Bobbitt... ...The Ballad of Lorena and John Bobbitt... ...Unable to Locate Coffee, OPERATOR HALTED! ...whose food is night, winter, and death. ...Why do they put locks on the doors of 24 hour stores? ...Windows are like parachutes....they work best when open.... ...yeah, uh, that's the ticket!..... ...you like to feel my tits, but you won't kiss me! ...... ......Ŀ Ŀ Ŀ........................................... ..10...9...8...7...6 (Bo Derek getting older)... .. ..and now for something completely different...... ..And what time does your diarrhea medicine start working....? ..Beer bellies = great waist. ..Dave ..Great beer bellies are made, not born. ..he who joins a nudist club pays no cover charge!! ..hehehhe... always willing to look at the positive..... ..If you are a jahovas witness, you better travel in 5's because my gun can ..K[03@DF ..not likely I'll jump on the bare minimum, though.... ..P/-\ul ..sung by Rosanne Barr?... ..System over heating...Please open Windows.... ..Thanks ..The Ballad of Lorena and John Bobbitt... ..where all new users are Most Welcome!!!!!..... ..Windows - Best 8 meg solitaire game around! ..with this pain in all the diodes down my... ..yeah.....and I'll be the first one to shove a chainsaw down your throat! .> Go Wolf Clan <.... .aixelsyd evah t'nod I ,aN .and the car conked out...another VW driver offered assistance..... .ASM programmers drive stick shifts .BBSing is a terminal disease and I have the ansi strain. .Certified Debugger = Volkswagon mechanic with Inspection License .Channel 3 ... VCR's root directory. .Coming to a TV soon, "Days of Our Modems" .Constipated? Try QWKDump for fast relief! .Curiousity killed the cat,Let's get the dog next.... .er,ah, _DIS_honestly....(is that where "dissin'" someone came from??:-) .Everthing put together falls apart. .Execuglide: Propel around the office without getting up from the chair. .FORD..(Forked Over Re-built Dodge) .gnorw og... gnorw og... gnorw og nac gnihton .gnorw og... gnorw og... gnorw og nac gnihton .I saw one very similar to that on the desk of a jet mechanic... .if he doesn't, I will! .IFF I said you had a beautiful graphic, would you... .It's not a bald spot, it's a solar panel for a sex machine. .It's not a beer-belly, it's a gas tank for a sex machine. .Light doesn't emit energy; it emits little dark eaters .may the defendant please rise! .mees yeht tahw ton era slwo eht ,repooC tnegA .Move your vowels daily or you'll get consonated. .Mufutau Towobola.... FidoNet: 1:2603/505, RIME# 5210, Intelec, SmartNet. .My wife calls me dude but she leaves out the "e" .nataS morf egassem deksam-drawkcab a si sihT .Of course I have a tagline. Why do you ask? .On a quiet night in Chevy Country,..you can hear a Ford Rust!! .Paasault: Cracking an Easter egg on someone's head. .Preserve Wildlife, Pickle A Squirrel! .Rap is to white people what muzak is to black people... .sdnah ruoy no emit fo tol a evah tsum uoY .sdrawkcab delleps sdrawkcab si BACKWARDS .seems you would probably have plenty of RAM to possibly use a disk cache, to speed things up. .senilgat gnidaer emit hcum oot dneps uoY .sevlesruO otnI rorriM a erA steP dlohesuoH .The cpu is intell and it is a 8086....I have two batteries to go along with .The little engine that could would've done it sooner as a Chevy!! .tops eht tih t'nseod dna gnillik sseL :THGIL DUCS .Vegetinting - Taking items from a salad bar to make your plate colorful .well... Windows . . Ŀ MESA, ARIZONA USA (602)649-2647...... .. i _ }{ ɻD r Sp!! .. /* I can C clearly now */ ///\ /\\\ Borg bug ///\oo/\\\ There are no more bugs. ///\oo/\\\ ///\oo/\\\ /\/\uddy \/\/aters ahead...Wipe your feet before entering! /^\/^\/^\__/^\/^\/^\ Camel in a valley, walking north. 0 0 bytes free 001010010010101101010101000010010101011011010101 0020 * A penny saved is ridiculous. 0024: Help stamp out, eliminate and abolish redundancy! 0036: Committing suicide in Port Alberni is redundant. 0090: Support free software: Write it yourself! 0141: !{] No please don't get up -- I'm finished. 0153: I thought I told you guys already?! 0183: Itsy bitsy spider..... 0249: How often do these things grow anyway? 0286: Doing nothing is tiring because you can't take a rest 0341: Outta Antimatter. I told Geordi $50 wasn't enough 0551: Not to be confused with a "bambi"....:-> 0869: Da right tools can make a rental car a convertible. 0965: Sorry, Fido ate my .REP packet... 0976: Where do people in hell tell each other to go? 0x2B || !0x2B -Hamlet 1 + 2 = 3. Therefore 4 + 5 = 6. 1 + 2 = 3; Therefore, 4 + 5 = 6. 1 = 2, for large values of 1. 1 = 2, for sufficiently large values of 1. 1 Gig is 1,073,741,824 bytes - NOT 1,000,000,000! 1 gig of RAM, 1 Terrabyte of HD space, a Pentium chip, NO WINDOWS! 1 if by land, 2 if by C. 1 Minute Shut Mouth Worth 1 Hour Explanation 1 more good thing about day Baseball games: Pre-empting Rush Limbaugh 1 Stealth Bomber = 1,000,000 citizens sleeping safe and without fear..... 1's on my attacks, and 20's on my checks. Dang! 1-2-3-4 We're Sgt. Pepper'sLonely Tag Lines Band! 1-900-976-BORG Come on and Assimilate me baby! $2.00 a minute... 1-Hour explain may yield 30-Seconds info. 1/2 Slovak, 1/2 Celtic....100% American 1/2 the people at Woodstock were from the future! 1/2: one half the value, i.e.: 1/2, X/2, PS/2, OS/2 ... 1/5 HS Students carry a weapon - the others are dropouts! 10 of 10 dentists recommend oral sex for their patients who have sex. 10... 9... 8... 7... 6... (Bo Derek getting older). 10... 9... 8... 7... 6... 5... (Linda Davis getting older) 10.0 times 0.1 is hardly ever 1.0. 100 Common Cents: 1 Canadian Looney. 100 Tennis is irrelevant. - Bjorn Borg 100 Who's scruffy looking. *Han* 100 years of tradition, impeded by liberals every step! 100% produit Qubecois, enregistrez-le ds aujourd'hui! 100,000 lemmings can't be wrong. 1000 16 megs simms for anyone who can find this man: 1001 Good Uses for Snotwads and Politicians, A Times 30 week best seller! 1001 ways to Wok your Dog.... 100MB RAM, two 510GB hard drives and DOS 8.0 - Where will it end? 101 empty botles and a drunk on the floor. Pick one up, toss it away 1024x768x256... WOW, what a Woman! 1024x768x256.... Sounds like one MEAN woman! 1024x768x256.... Sounds like one mean woman. 1024x768x256...Sounds like one mean woman. 1064: You have an opinion on the matter?? 1090: Steve Winter is to moderators what mosquitos are to campers. 1096 unique Zier taglines found. 564,274 duplicates: Remove (Y/N)? Y 109876(Bo Derek getting older). 11 out of 10 people have troubles with fractions... 11 Wayside Dr., Danvers, MA 01923 or phone 1-508-777-3404 11+10=101...???... Get outta here... 1103: Just my opinion, but I'm right! 113 grams, 10 milliliters ... he's lead, Jim. 1133: Roger's dream. Two Indy winners in one year. 11th commandment - Covet not thy neighbor's 586. 11th Commandment: Thou shalt not covet thy neighbor's tag 12 inches : Taming of the Shrew 12. A beer doesn't sulk. 1200 baud makes you want to get out and push! 1200 baud makes you want to get out and PUSH! 1200bps? Just say NO!! 1224: Hey! I hear there's a 'MODERATOR' coming soon. 123456789012345678901234567890123456789012345678901234567 1238: Mail ideas on the back of a $20 bill to Cal. 128000 bytes found in 32 lost chains. Convert to taglines (Y/N)? 13 13. A beer wouldn't waste its money on Playbeer magazine. 136,000 battered women in the U.S. - and I've been eating them raw. 14.4 is nice! 1455: Never buy dental floss at a second hand store 1487: Windows NT--No Thanks! 1533: Messages are off-topic in the TAGLINE conference. 1554 activates Oct 1 - Dec 31 1554 activates Sep 1 - Sep 30 1575: All I want for Christmas is a box of SMURFS and a mallet! 15 of every stamp is for storage 1608: He (Mike) would argue better without his foot in his mouth. 1609: "Hi, I'm Bar..." Hasta la vista, Barney! 1611: Gary, you sick little monkey! 1614: Is he gone yet....? 1616: It's raining, it's pouring, the old man is...dead 1696: MARRIAGE: A place where you sleep with the enemy.... 1711: I love the smell of Echomail in the morning! 1756: To find a legless woman, follow the slime trail... 1804: Cross-posted from alt.rap.sucks.yo.yo.yo.yo. 1812: Page your sysop at 3am and learn new words... 1813: Wanna give Fido fits? Address your message to "SYSOP!" 186,000 miles per second. Not just a good idea, it's the LAW! 186,000 miles/sec. 'eh?, so what's the speed of dark... 186,000 miles/sec.? So what's the speed of dark?... 186,000 miles/sec: Not just a good idea, it's the LAW. 186,000 miles/sec: Not just a good idea, it's the LAW. 186,000 miles/sec: Not just a good idea, its the LAW. 186,000/mps. It's not just a good idea. It's the law. 186,282 miles per second, it's the LAW. 18th pixel from left near the top of screen. 190 1912 - U.S. Income tax enacted to tax wealthiest 5%. 1955-1975: 36 Elvis movies. 1975-1993: nothing. 1957 Fortran is introduced 1960 + (RND * 40) = THE Year of UNIX 1975 1991 - The Year of the Palindrome 1st Amendment Rights: use them or lose them. 1st does more by 9:00am than other readers do all day 1st Law of Thermodynamics: Go to class!! 1st Rule of GMing...IF THEY SPLIT UP, GIGGLE INSANELY! 1st rule of marriage: If you're right, apologize fast. 1st rule of marriage: If you're right, apologize fast. ___ Blue Wave/QWK 1st things 1st...nothing can be easier than that! 1st we shoot all the lawyers, 2nd we strangle them, 3rd.. 1st we shoot all the moderators, 2nd we strangle them, 3rd 1st we shoot all the moderators, 2nd we strangle them, 3rd... 2 + 2 = 5 for extremely large values of 2. 2 B or not 2 B, that is the pencil... 2 Bah or not 2 Bah! 2 Betazoids walk into a bar.One says "I'll have the same" 2 more payments and this tag is paid for... 2 pizzas in one box....at Right Triangle Pizza. 2 rules for success: #1 Don't tell everything you know. 2 wrongs don't make a right - but 3 lefts do! 2 wrongs don't make right but 3 rights make left 2 wrongs dont make a right - but 3 lefts do! 2 x 4 bbs - a basic board. 2!4!6!8! Who do we decapitate? YOU! *thwock*. --The Deadly Cheerleaders. 2+2=3.999999999999999999999999999999999999999999 2+2=3.999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999 2+2=4 (for the time being). 2+2=5... It HAS to, the computer says so. 2,734,596 bottles of BEER... *passes out* 2.0 is better than 1. 2.0 VirusScan - Windows 3.1 found: Remove it? (Y/y) 20 years experience.... or 1 year repeated? 200+ msgs/day keeps phone bills on the way. 2210 2211 24 HOUR VIRUS: A visit from the in-laws. 24 hours in a day and 24 beers in a case ..hmmmmmmmmmm 24 hours in a day and 24 beers in a case. Hmmmm..... 24 hours in a day, 24 beers in a case, Hmmm..... 24 hours in a day, 24 beers in a case. hmmmm. 24 Hours in a day. 24 Beers in a case. Coincidence? Not! 2400 baud makes you want to get out and push! 2400 Baud makes you want to get out and push!! 2400 city/9600 highway. 26% of Canadians can't read. The other 92% can't do Math. 286SX = Any 286 running Windows. 29A, the hexadecimal of the Beast. 29A...The hexadecimal of the Beast. 2B or not 2B? Darn! Where's my hex list? 2B|~2B 2nd Myth of Moderation: It's needed. 2nd rule or tinkering: Don't have parts left over. 3 dreaded words: " hard disk failure." 3 dreaded words: hard disk failure 3 Game wardens, seven hunters, and a cow. 3 inches Much Ado About Nothing 3 kinds of people: those who can count & those who can't 3 kinds of people: Those who can count & those who can't. 3 most deadly words, "Go ahead..shoot" 3 out of 4 statistical questions are bogus dude! 3 things occur when you age.. 1) memory goes 2) uh.. um.. 3 Types of mini skirts: Mini, Micro, and you need a bikini wax. 3 x 10^8 m/s. Not just a good idea, it's the law 3.141592653589793238642643389504197169.... there's PI in your face! 30 minutes of begging is not considered foreplay. 30 straight hours, What is that ? a metric day?! 3000 (patting myself on the back): 310-806-2226 (v.32bis) 313-242-8792 32 digital 16-bit voices... that's either 8 Amigas or 1 GUS! 32-bit Windows + Artificial Intelligence - WINDOWS AINT! 320 333 - Eric the half a beast. 33mHz ain't fast enough! 386! The VAX crusher! 39. A beer's life does not revolve around the football. 4 aces beats full house. Smith & Wesson beats 4 aces 4 food groups: fast, frozen, microwaved, and junk 4 food groups: fast, frozen, microwaved, and junk. 4 out of 5 dentist leaves one. 4 out of 5 modems prefer it. 4 out of 5 people think the fifth person is an idiot. 4 types of MINI-SKIRTS:Mini,Micro,Don't bend over,& You need to shave 4 types of miniskirts: mini, micro, don't bend over, and "nice view!" 40.10 N 105.06 W (plate tectonics notwithstanding) 4077 410)956-0020 42 Is The Answer To Life The Universe And Everything 42? 7 and a half million years and all you can come up with is 42?!" 43% of all statistics are totally worthless !!! 43% of all statistics are totally worthless.. 43% of all statistics are worthless 43% of all statistics are worthless. 43.3% of statistics are meaningless! 43rd Law of Computing: Anything that can go wrong, will. 486: "When I grow up, I wanna be a CRAY" 486SX: When only the most recent mediocrity will do... 4am? Already? Oh no not again!! 4am? Already? Oh no, not again!! 4DBYRDS is my Calif License Plate. 4Dos, without it your PC is broken! 4MB SVGA accelerator, 486DX-66, 16MB RAM + Windows 3.1 = Colorful XT. 4Sale, braille dictionary like new, must see 2 appreciate 5 food groups: Pizza, Beer, Tacos, Jolt!, Twinkies. 5 out of 10 analysts say i'm insane. But that's NOT a majority! 5 out of 4 people have troble with fractions. 5 out of 4 people have trouble with fractions. 50 Days in the Saddle - By Capt. O. Blubalz 50 States and I HAD to pick this one! 50 states, and I had to pick this one... 50 Yards to the Outhouse - By Willie Makeit 50 Yards to the Outhouse - Distributed By Buddy Madeit 50 Yards to the Outhouse - Edited By Doris Locked 50 Yards to the Outhouse - Illustrated By Betty Wont 50 Yards to the Outhouse - Published By Andy Didnt 51% Sweetheart. 49% Bitch. Don't Push Me. 516) 536-1546 RVC, NY 1.1 gigs 586, 32MB 40ns RAM, 4GB 2ms HD, now Windows will beat DOS 5b. That is what Netmail is for, after all. 5 floppy is not better than 3 hard. 5" floppy is not better than 3" hard. 5" hard is better than 3" floppy. 6 inches : As You Like It 6 Year old girls LIKE housework. That's why southern men marry 'em 60% of all mammals are rodents - does this include you? 600 meg hard drive...5 megs free... 604-254-1833 I think 62% of those polled felt polls asked trivial questions. 640k = 4 Megs In Dog Bytes. 640k = 4480 in dog bytes. 640K ought to be enough for anybody. -Bill Gates, 1981. 640K should be enough for anybody - Bill Gates, 1991 65536 bytes in 8 lost chains - Convert to taglines Y/N? 666 - number of the moderator. 66686 - CPU of the beast. 66687: Math Coprocessor of the Beast. 666:Number of the Beast - 668:Neighbor of the Beast 667: Satan's neighbor... 667: Satans neighbor... 668 - Neighbor of the Beast 668 - The Neighbor of the Beast 68....the speed limit of sex. At 69 you turn around! 69, 714, 2112 sex, drugs, rock'n'roll 69, 714, 2112 : Sex, drugs, and Rock and Roll! 7 1/2 million years and all you can come up with is 42?! 7 11, if you're not robbin us, we're robbin you 7 cats is a purrfect number 7 Days without pizza makes one weak... 7 dead and they blame Marine training ... 7.2 on the Sphincter Scale 70% of accidents occur at home; the rest in voting booths 73% of statistics are made up on the spot. 74% of all statistics are made up on the spot 75: 69 after Clinton's "tax break" 77.43% of all statistics are made up. 8 of 10 Americans suffer from hemorrhoids. 2 enjoy them! 8 of 10 people suffer from hemorrhoids; 2 like e 8 of 10 people suffer hemorrhoids the other 2 enjoy them. 8 of 10 people suffer hemorrhoids. Two enjoy them. 8 years school, $14,000 debt, $26,000 a year! 80% of American men cheat in America - the rest in Europ 80% of men cheat in America, the rest in Europe. 80% success, most of the time...... 80-hour workweeks make Jack a blubbering psychopath. 82.6% of statistics are wrong... 89.6% of all statistics are wrong. 9 out of 10 LAPD endorse the use of the CLUB! - R. King 9 out of 10 men who tried Camels prefer women. 9 out of 10 men who try camels prefer women. 90% of any business transaction is selling yourself. 90% of being smart is knowing what you're dumb at. 90% of everything is crud. 90% of politicians give the other 10% a bad reputation. 90% of politicians give the other 10% a bat reputation. 90% of the time I'm right, so why worry about the other 3%? 90% of the time I'm right, why worry about the other 3%? 911 - I want to report the disappearance of good taste. 93.4% of all statistics are made up. The rest are false. 95% loser free... And half the sugar. 95% of all statistics are useless 9600 baud makes you want to get out and push! 9600bps and under are insults to HST'ers -Hacker's law #5 98% of all constipated people don't give a crap. 98% of all constipated people don't give a shit! 98% of all dead owls don't give a hoot! 98% of all statistics are useless. 98% of constapated people don't give a crap 98% of dead owls don't give a hoot! 98% percent of the public do not know what the hell it is... 99 of Borg: You will be assimilated...Would you believe, stood close to? 99% of all people with diarhea couldn't give a stiff shit 9999: GAD, a refugee from AUTORACE.....! : FORTH CREATE program that DOES> what is needed . ; :( :) :( :) :( :) :( :) :( :) ...Facial exercises :) :) :D :O :( :[ ;) 8) B) :> |I :P =) :S :B :] :\ :) ;) 8) ?) =) |) :0 <-- The many faces of John Doe... :-) :-) I don't wanna, I don't wanna.....Aw zipit kid...(-: :-* User just ate something sour. :-=) Older smiley with mustache :.::: ::..: ::.::. :..:: Tagline in Braille :.::: ::..: ::.::. :..:: This tag-line is in braille :.::: ::..: ::.::. .:..:: (Tagline in Braille) :.::: ::..: ::.::. :..:: Tagline in Braille. :::gag::: That's awful. < Falcon System > <%>{ 1 fish, <%>{ 2 fish, <%>{ red fish, <%>{ blue fish <- Does yours have one of these? <- Hold tagline this was up <- -> Hold tagline this way up -> <- Stealth Tagline <- Tagline management will NEVER be the same again! <- this space intentionally left blank -> <- You've got the right reader baby. 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Quit bugging me. ?O? /\O/\ ?pu gnikcab yb naem uoy tahw siht sI ?retteb notroN ro slootCP Is ?siht gnidaer uoy era yhW ?tagline? @# oh for *#&!$ sake! *$!#*#!!! TAG THIS! @1992 Walt Mateja, Ph.D./Wilmington Dela..Where..? @FN@, You are fast becoming my favorite sick person. @FN@, you have the attention span of a Ferret on a double mocha @N@ - The person who brought you the beer milkshake. @T@? It's Miller Time! A "lotus?" I thought that was a Grasshopper. A "program" is used to create error messages! A "program" is used to turn data into error messages. A $200 picture tube will protect a 10c fuse by blowing first. A $300.00 picture tube will protect a 10 cent fuse A $300.00 picture tube will protect a 10 cent fuse by blowing first. A $500 CPU will protect a $10 surge protector A $500 CPU will protect a $10 surge protector by f A $500 CPU will protect a $10 surge protector by frying first. A 'government subsidy' is getting just some of your own money back. A 'language' is a dialect with an army. A .45 beats a royal flush EVERY TIME A .QWK is a Day's Adventure. A 100% right of return both ways. A 3.5 disk should fit in a 5.25 drive, right? A 3.5" hard is better than a 5.25" floppy. A a duplicate duplicate tagline tagline is is two two bylines bylines. A B B --- Anybody But Bush! A babe is an angel whose wings decrease as his legs decrease. A bachelor can only chase a girl until she catches him. A bachelor enjoys the chase but doesn't eat the ga A bachelor enjoys the chase but doesn't eat the game. A bachelor is a guy who is footloose and fiancee free. A bad beginning makes for a good ending. A bad day with Reagan is better than any day with Clinton. A bad peace is even worse than a war. A bad workman always blames his fools A bad workman quarrels with his tools. A BANDAID!? Damn it Jim,I'm a doctor,not a-oh, never mind A Barfing Bush is worth a Quail in the woods! A baseball player can't do it if somebody else catches it. A BBSer's telephone bill knows no bounds... A bear robbed of cubs is safer than the folly of fools. A beard signifies lice, not brains. A bed is a SAC resource, don't waste it. A beer can't interrupt. A beer doesn't care if you go shopping. A beer doesn't have to sleep with the windows open. A beer doesn't mind having pantyhose dry in the bathroom. A beer doesn't mind when your mother visits. A beer doesn't snore. A beer doesn't sulk. A beer doesn't think black leather bikinis are neat. A beer doesn't want to go out alone with the other beers. A beer lasts longer than seven seconds. A beer NEVER leaves the toilet seat up. A beer never needs a shave. A beer tastes good. A beer will only come when you want it to. A beer won't switch the TV channel. A beer would never make fun of your new outfit. A beer wouldn't waste its money on Playbeer magazine. A beer's life does not revolve around the football. A belly button is for ketchup when you eat french fries in bed. A belly button is for salt when you eat celery in A belly button is for salt when you eat celery in bed. A belly button is for the champagne when you take a lover to bed. A belly button is for the mustard when eating spring rolls in bed. A belly button is for the seeds when you eat watermellon in bed. A belly button is just there. A big enough hammer can usually fix anything. A big enough hammer fixes anything A Big Mac, french fries and a large Coke! A big mouth travels far and fast. A Big Mouth Travels Far. A bigot will not reason, a fool cannot, a slave dare not. A billion dollars isn't what it used to be. A billion here, a billion there, soon it is real money. A bird in hand is not as good as girl in bush. A bird in the bush can't make a mess in your hand. A bird in the bush can't mess in your hand! A bird in the bush is better than one just overhead. A bird in the bush....HURTS! A bird in the hand is a big mistake. A bird in the hand is better than one overhead! A bird in the hand is safer than one flying overhead. A bird in the hand is safer than one overhead. A bird in the hand is the best way to eat chicken. A bird in the hand is worth about three Kleenex. A bird in the hand is worth what it will bring. A bird in the hand makes a tasty meal. A bird in the hand makes blowing your nose difficult. A bird in the hand makes it hard to blow you nose! A bird in the hand makes it hard to blow your nose A bird in the hand makes it hard to blow your nose. A bird in the hand may bite without warning! A bird in the hand means you better have lots of soap. A Bird in the hand will doo doo on you. A bird in the hand's better than one overhead A bird in the hand's better than one overhead. A bird in the hand...tickles. A bit crooked, Bruce. Where's Bruce? A black Einstein would have postulated thusly: E=MC Hammer A black Einstien would have postulated thusly E=MC Hammer A black hole is God dividing by zero... A Blast from the Past! A bleeding heart can be hell on the carpeting. A blimp with an airbag is redundant. A blind man is no judge of colors. A block away he wondered if he'd left behind a clue... A blush on the face is better than a blot on the heart. A bonded penguin is a happy penguin. A book is the only immortality. A book worth banning is a book worth reading. A book, a duck, a song, some wine....perfection! A book, a friend, a song, a glass, a chaste loving lass. A bore is a man who, when asked how he is, tells y A bore is a man who, when asked how he is, tells you. A Borg Dalek: Resistance is useless. You will be exterminated. A Borg Dalek: We obey. A bottle of wine, boudin rouge, and her! A boy becomes a man when he walks around a puddle instead of through it. A brain is worth little without a tongue. A briefcase full of blues... A brilliant smile will get you fan mail from lighthouses. A Buddhist nudist practices yoga bare! A bug is a feature that didn't make it into the ma A bug is a feature that didn't make it into the manual. A bug is a feature with seniority. A bug is always wrong ... when arguing with a chicken. A bug is always wrong .... when arguing with a chi A bug is always wrong .... when arguing with a chicken. A camel is a horse planned by committee. A camel is a horse put together by a committee. A Canadian is somebody who can make love in a canoe. A cannibal only opens his mouth to change your feet. A career is a job that has gone on too long. A career is a job that takes about 20 more hours a week. A cat a day will keep the Salmon away!! A Cat is Easier to Train Than a Moderator. A cat would be man's best friend, but never stoops to it. A Cat's Courage is as Strong as a Dog's Chain A cat's purr is the sound of it generating cute. A cat's purr is the sound of it generating mystery and enigma. A cats worst enemy is a closed door. A celebrity is a person who is known for well-knownness. A centipede is an ant made to government specs. A chain is no stronger than its weakest link. A Charter Member of the "New Wave" software! A cheap shot is a terrible thing to waste. A chicken doesn't stop scratching just because the worms are scarce. A chicken in every pot and a hard drive in every computer. ;> A chicken is an egg's way of producing more eggs. A child of 5 could understand this! Fetch me a child of 5. A child of 5 could understand this! Fetch me a child of 5 A child prodigy knows not to bother with it. A choice is always possible, even without any options. A classic is a book that is praised but not read A clean desk = compulsive and/or bored. A clean desk is a sign of a -sick- mind A clean desk is a sign of a cluttered desk drawer. A clean desk is a sign of a sick mind!!!! A clean desk is a sure sign of a sick mind. A clean disk is the sign of a sick computer A clean disk is the sign of a sick computer. A clean disk is the sign of a warped drive. A clean mind is the sign of a sick desk. A clean, neat, and orderly desk is a sign of a sick mind. A clean, neat, desk is a sign of a sick mind. A clean, neat, desk is a sign of a very sick mind. A clear conscience is actually a bad memory A clear conscience is actually a bad memory. A clear conscience is merely the result of bad memory. A clear conscience is most often a sign of a bad memory. A clear conscience is usually the result of bad me A clear conscience is usually the result of bad memory. A clear conscience makes a good pillow. A Clever Tagline Is A Sign Of A Sick Mind A clique of castanet players. A closed mouth catches no feet ! A closed mouth gathers no feet A closed mouth gathers no feet. A closed mouth gathers no feet... A closed mouth gathers no flies. A Closed Mouth Gathers No Foot A closed mouth gathers no foot. A closed mouth maintains a happy mind. A coin. Good. I will replicate one immediately. - A coin. Good. I will replicate one immediately. - Data A cold Diet Coke and another Camel. A collision happens when two motorists go after the same pedestrian. A committe: a life form with 6 or more legs and no brain A committee has 6 or more legs and no brain. A committee has six or more legs and no brain. A committee is a group that keeps minutes and wastes hours. A Communist is a Liberal in a hurry! A company is known by the company it employs. A complete endorser of the Blue Wave Offline Mail System. A computer a day..... A computer without software just decorates your desk. A computer's attention span is as long as it's pow A computer's attention span is as long as it's power cord A conclusion is simply the place where you got tired of thinking. A conclusion is where you got tired of thinking. A confident manner is important: Computers can sen A confident manner is important: Computers can sense this! A confirmed cookie eater! A conservative is one who is too cowardly to fight and too fat to run. A constipated german: Farfrompoopin A consultant may be defined as an unemployed practitioner. A contented man is always rich. A contradiction in terms: >>User Friendly<< A contradiction of terms-The Best of Rush Limbaugh A contradiction of terms: The Best of Rush Limbaugh A cop asks for your identification, and you hand h A cop asks for your identification, and you hand him your belt-buckle. A courageous foe is better than a cowardly friend. A cowardly cur barks more fiercely than its bite. A cowchip is paradise to a fly! A cranck with armor, will never harm'er. A crappie is not a sunfish found in a toilet. A crate of UZI's, a carton of whiskey...lets go to Disneyland! A critic is a legless man who teaches running. A critic is a man who knows the way but can't drive the car. A critic knows the way but can't drive the vehicle. A crooked stick can hit a pretty good lick. A Crowded Bar A crucifix? Oy vey, have you got the wrong vampire! A crucifix? Oy vey, have you got the wrong vampire! A cube is an extended square. A cucumber won't ask; 'Am I the first ?'. A cult is a religion with no political power..Tom Wolfe A cult is any religion without political power. A cynic is only a frustrated optimist A cynic smells flowers and looks for a casket. A cynic smells flowers and looks for the casket. A cynic smells the flowers and looks for the caske A cynic smells the flowers and looks for the casket. A cynic smells the flowers and then looks for the casket A cynic smells the flowers and then looks for the casket. A Dalek Borg: As-si-mi-late. A Dalek Borg: Resistance is futile. You will be as-si-mi-la-ted. A day for firm decisions!!!!! Or is it? A day for firm decisions!!!!! Or is it? A day in the life of a message traffic cop... A day without okra is like a day without sunshine. A day without sunshine is like a night. A day without sunshine is like night. A deluge of words and drop of sense. A DesiLu Production A desk is a wastebasket with drawers. A desktop Cray for $10? Is it PC compatible? A diamond is just a lump of coal that made good under pressure. A die-hard Kingston Trio fan A dime saved is a dollar earned. The rest is Uncle Sam's. A diploma proves only that you know how to find an answer A Diplomat always tries to settle problems created by other diplomats. A diplomat thinks twice before saying nothing. A diplomat thinks twice before saying nothing... A dirty book is seldom dusty. A Dirty Mind is a Terrible Thing to Waste A dirty mind is a terrible thing to waste. A Dirty Mind is a Terrible Thing to Waste. A dirty mind is a wonderfully fun thing! A diva who specializes in risque' arias is an off-coloratura soprano. A Doctor enjoys poor health. A dog is a dog, a bird is a bird, but a cat is a p A dog wags its tail with its heart. A double standard's better than no standard at all. A dragon a day, keeps the world away. A Dragon with THAC0 98? It's your turn to go first. A drawing pin is an excited Smartie A dress makes no sense unless it inspires men to remove it. A drunken man's words are a sober man's thoughts. A dry sense of humor is better than drooling. A dry sense of humor is better than slobbering everywher A dry sense of humor is better than slobbering everywhere A duel of wits? To the DEATH? A dyslexic agnostic doesn't believe in Dog. A eunuch should not take pride in his chastity. A fail-safe circuit will destroy others. A failure will not appear till a unit has been shipped. A false friend and a shadow stay around only while the sun shines. A family reunion is an effective form of birth control. A farmer is always going to be rich next year. A farmer is always going to make it rich the next year. A fate worse than death: To be married alive. A father doesn't destroy his children. A father is a banker provided by nature. A father is usually a banker provided by nature. A fault recognized is half corrected. A feather is sensual. The whole chicken is kinky! A feature is a bug with seniority A feature is a bug with seniority. A fertile mind requires a lot of dirt. A few beers short of a six-pack. A few more questions Mr. Computer. Moriarity. A few more questions, Mr. Computer. A few rigs short of a full shack... A field upgrade,HAL. We're going to make you IBM c A field upgrade,HAL. We're going to make you IBM compatible. A find is a terrible thing to waste! A flat minor: What you get when you drop a piano down a mine shaft. A floppy disk is an immature hard disk. A flying particle will seek the nearest eye. A flying saucer results when a nudist spills his coffee. A fool always finds a greater fool to admire him. A fool and his computer are soon parted. A fool and his computer are soon parted.... A fool and his money are asked to go everywhere! A fool and his money are my best friends! A fool and his money are my best friends. A fool and his money are my kind of customer A fool and his money are my two favorite people. A fool and his money are some party. A fool and his money are soon elected A fool and his money are soon elected. A fool and his money are soon partying! A fool and his money are soon partying. A fool and his money are soon popular. A fool and his money are SYSOP material A fool and his money are sysop material. A fool and his money are SYSOP material. A fool and his money is my idea of a friend! A fool and his money is my kind of customer! A fool and his money share the same mattress. A fool and his money soon become a Moderator! A fool and his money soon become a sysop! A fool and his money soon become a Sysop! A fool and his money soon go partying! A fool is the twin of the wise. A fool must now and then be right by chance alone. A fool must search for a greater fool to find admiration. A fool searches for a greater fool to find admiration. A fool wants to be king. A wise man wonders if he can handle the job. A fool with a tool is a well-equipped fool. A fool's born every minute, not counting the converts! A foolish consistency is the hobgoblin of little m A foolish consistency is the hobgoblin of little minds. A foot is a device for finding furniture in the dark. A fortune cookie a day is better than a horoscope every week. A friend advises in his interest, not yours. A friend asks only for your time, not your taglines. A friend in need is a pain in the ass. A friend in need is a pain in the neck. A Friend in Need is a pain in the neck. A friend in need is a pest indeed. A friend in need is a pest. A Friend in Need is indeed a pain in the neck. A friend is someone who knows me and likes me anyway. A friend is something you earn. A friend: someone who likes you even after they know you. A fundie Borg: You must believe the Bible to be assimilated. A furry pedestrian hit by a car: Hit-and-run, or roadkill? A game: Where in the world is Carmen Sandiego's luggage? A generation which ignores history has no past or future. A gentleman can disagree without being disagreeabl A gentleman can disagree without being disagreeable. A gentleman is a man who CAN play the accordian but doesn't. A gift of flowers will soon be made to you. A girl a day keeps the wife away. A gleekzorp without a tornpee is like a quop without a fertsneet. A god cannot survive as a memory. A Goethe is a steel beam; a Joyce is a wooden one. A good angle to approach any problem is the try-angle. A good catchword can obscure analysis for fifty years. A good Christian does not think, a Good Christian obeys.--Billy Graham A good dog barks when told. A good frame of mind . . . but no picture. A good frame of mind... but no picture. A GOOD friend KEEPS the surplus zucchini!! A good hot dog feeds the hand that bites it. A good hug should put a smile in the heart A good library must always be a two way street. A good man gone wrong is usually a bad man found out. A good marriage outlasts the first box of dental floss. A good memory does not equal pale ink. A good memory is one trained to forget the trivial A good memory is one trained to forget the trivial. A good name is more desirable than great riches... A good name is more desireable than great riches... A good organizer is one who is careful to plan ahe. A good organizer is one who is careful to plan ahead. A good organizer is the one who is careful to plan ahe A good pun is its own reword. A good rooster crows in any hen house. A good scare is better than good advice. A good traveler leaves no track. -LAO TZU A good tree cannot bring forth evil fruit. A gourmet thinking calories is a tart looking at a clock. A great idea needs landing gear, not just wings. A great many family trees were started by grafting. A gun gives you the body, not the bird. A hair in the head is worth two in the brush. A hair on the head is worth two in the brush. A halo has only to fall a few centimeters to become a noose. A hand in the bush beats two on the bird A hand in the bush beats two on the bird. A hangover the wrath of grapes A hangover is the wrath of grapes. A hangover the wrath of grapes A hangover: The wrath of grapes A hangover: the wrath of grapes. A hangover: The wrath of grapes. A happy Klingon is a bloddy Romulan! A hard disk is good to find. A HARD DRIVE is from Cleveland to Cleveland A hard drive is more satisfying than a soft floppy A hard drive is more satisfying than a soft floppy! A harp is a nude piano. A Hawaiian Christmas -- Poi To The World! A heavy night snowstorm is God saying: "Take today off." A heavy purse makes a light heart. - Irish proverb A hen is an egg's way of making another egg. A hen tomorrow is more valuable than an egg today. A hen who lays an egg cackles as if it was an asteroid. A hole is nothing but you can still break your neck in it A hole is nothing, but you can break your neck in A hole is nothing, but you can break your neck in it. A hoopy frood really knows where his towel is. A horse is a horse, of course, of course. A horse may go freely to water, but a pencil must be lead A hug warms the soul and places a smile in the hea A hug warms the soul and places a smile in the heart. A hundred stars do not equal the light of the one moon. A hundred thousand lemmings can't all be wrong. A hundred thousand lemmings can't be wrong A husband is a lover who pushed his luck too far. A husband is a lover with the nerve extracted. A husband is the medicine for the ills of girlhood. A hush fell over the courtroom, injuring six. A hypocrite is one who sets good examples when he has an audience. A Jedi named ROY-onge betrayed and murdered your father. A jerk present in a group indicates a jerk in charge. A jerk. A real knee biter. A job is nice but it interferes with my life. A joke never gains an enemy, but often loses a friend. A journey of a thousand miles begins with a cash advance. A journey of a thousand miles begins with the first step. A jug is carried under your coat for a dishonest reason. A keen analyst: Thoroughly confused -work evaluationese A KGB keyboard has no key! A KGB keyboard has no key. A kind heart is of little value in chess. A kind word and gun gets you more than a kind word alone. A king's castle is his home. A kiss is a pleasant reminder that two heads are better than 1. A kiss is a pleasant reminder that two heads are better than one. A kiss is a upper persuasion for lower invasion. A Klingon's mother wears combat boots. A Klingon, a Romulan, and a Borg we A limited time only; this offer is void where prohibited, taxed, or A list of ships. A Lithuanian Left Handed Golfing Assoc. Board?! A Lithuanian Left Handed Golfing Assoc. Board?! (grin) A little a'disk & a little a'data A little cognitive dissonance never hurt anyone... A little dab'll do ya. A little enthusiasm never hurt anybody.... A little experience often upsets a lot of theory. A little greed can get you lots of stuff A little ignorance can go a long way. A little inaccuracy saves a lot of explanation. A little knowledge is a dangerous thing. A little knowledge is just that - little... A little knowledge isn't enough. A little neglect breeds great mischief. A little nonsense now & then, is relished by the best of men. A little nukie never hurt anyone! A little QUESTION?????????????? A little rebellion now and then is a good thing! A little revolution every now and then is good... A little suffering is good for the soul. A little too much like reality eh???? A little too much like reality, hmmm? A little truth helps the lie go down. A living example of Artificial Intelligence. A loaf of bread, a jug of wine and . A long dispute means both parties are wrong. A Long Nose Is Forever. A long time ago in a galaxy far far away ... A long time ago in a galaxy far far away, or was it here? A loose nut at the wheel isn't as dangerous as a t A lot of things really //\\oo//\\ me! A lottery is just a tax on people who are bad at math. A lotus? I thought that was a Grasshopper. A lovely little thinker, but a bugger when he's pi A lovely little thinker, but a bugger when he's pissed. A lover without discretion is no lover at all. A lover without indiscretion is no lover at all. A low yield atomic bomb is like being a bit pregnant. A Macintosh : Something that SHOULD be eaten! A Macintosh a day keeps Apple Happy and Rich! A Macintosh is an EtchaSketch you don't have to shake. A macro on the loose...WATCH OUT ! A mainframe: The biggest PC peripheral available. A male rite of passage: Writing your name in the s A male rite of passage: Writing your name in the snow. A man can be happy with any woman as long as he do A man can be happy with any woman as long as he doesn't love her. A man cannot spin and reel at the same time. A man forgives only when he is in the wrong A man has got to know his limitations. A man in love mistakes a pimple for a dimple. A man in the house is worth two on the street - Mae West. A man is a king, king is a ruler, ruler = 12", are you still a man? A man is as good as he has to be, and a woman is as bad as she dares. A man is as old as the woman he feels. A man is as young as the woman he feels. A man is as young as the women he feels! A man is known by the company he avoids. A man is only as good as what he loves. A man is only as old as the woman he feels. A man is only as young as the woman he feels! A man may be young in years, yet old in hours. A man must not swallow more beliefs than he can digest..H.Ellis A man once claimed nothing was true; but he was lying A man serves best, when he serves himself. A man shall be satisfied with the fruit of his mou A man shall be satisfied with the fruit of his mouth A man should live forever, or die trying. A man walked into a bar. "Ouch." A man walks into a bar...The next guy ducks! A man who can't make up his mind, probably has no mind to make up. A man who fears suffering is already suffering from what he fears. A man who sinks in woman's arms, soon has his arms in woman's sink. A man who smiles when things go wrong knows who to blame. A man who steals his neighbor's wife is not alone A man who steals his neighbor's wife is not alone. A man who turns green has eschewed protein. A man with no destination is never lost. A man without a god is like a fish without a bicycle. A man without a life is like a fish without a bicycle. A man without a woman is like a fish without a bic A man without a woman is like a fish without a bicycle A man without religion is like a fish without a bicycle A man wrapped up in himself makes a very small package. A man's a man for that. A man's best friend is his dogma. A man's brain is his Achilles' heel. A man's computer room is his castle. A man's got to know his limitations. A man's home is his HASSLE! A man's horizons are bounded by his vision. A man's house is his hassle. A man's incomplete til married; then he's finished. A man, a plan, a canal. Suez! A martyr is a hero who didn't make it. A mass of conflicting impulses. A masterly retreat is in itself a victory. A mathematician named Rose could do calculus on her toes! A mean guy shouldn't have any wine. - Blunt Bulgarian Proverb A means to an end. A mechanics worst nightmare... A mere bag of shells. A Mess of Rushages. A message from the depths of Hell! A metaphor is like a simili. A mid-air collision can seriously erode climb performance A MiG at your six is better than no MiG at all A mind is a delicious thing to baste. A mind is a terrible thing to lay off. A mind is a terrible thing to taste A mind is a terrible thing to taste * A mind is a terrible thing to taste. A mind is a terrible thing to ugg.. I forgot.. A mind is a terrible thing to waste. A mind is a terrible thing to...uhhh...I forget... A mind like a steel sewer! A minister says matrimony should be enduring. It is. A miser is hard to live with, but makes a fine anc A miser is hard to live with, but makes a fine ancestor. A misguided platypus will lay its eggs in your shorts. A mistake is proof that someone tried anyhow. A mistress is a cutie on the q.t. A mistress is something between a mister and a matress A misty morning does not signify a cloudy day. A mob has many heads, but no brains. A mob is a group of people with heads, but no brains. A modem in every computer! A Modemer's telephone bill knows no bounds. A moderator AND a tagline thief. JUST SHOOT ME! A moderator doesn't have to sign a message. You _JUST_ know. A moderator for a *tagline* echo? Talk about useless. A moderator has no friends or enemies, except other moderators. A moderator has no friends or enemies. A moderator of Taglines. A moderator should be hanged by his tongue. A moderator should be hanged with a his/her computer-to-modem cable. A moderator's work is never dung. A modest silence is a woman's crown. - Sophocles A moment's insight is sometimes worth a life's experience. A monkey was my great, great, great, great..... A Mother Goose/Oliver Stone production: "HUMPTY DUMPTY WAS PUSHED" A mother is not a dust rag. A mother of quintuplets gave spouse a separate bedroom. A mother pampering a child is raising a serpent. A mother-in-law is often a mother. A motion to adjourn is always in order. A mountain is climbed a step at a time. A mouse is an elephant built by the Japanese. A mouse is an elephant built in Japan. A mulatto, an albino, a mosquito, my libido - Yay! A mutated, superior man could also be a wonderful thing A myth is a young female moth. A naked man fears no pickpocket A naked man fears no pickpocket. A naked man fears no pickpocket... A nanite is a midget nanny! A nearby penny is worth a distant dollar. A new mother soon becomes a chief cook and bottom washer. A new RADIO for my wife... great trade! A newspaper is a collection of half-injustices A newspaper is a collection of half-injustices. A newspaper is to a book as a whore is to a lady. A nod's as good as a wink to a blind bat! A noisy exhaust to some almost amounts to a mating A noisy exhaust to some almost amounts to a mating call. A nose in artificial manure is not studying nature. A nuclear war can ruin your whole day. A nuclear war can ruin your whole day... A nudist fears no pickpocket. A nudist has no reason to fear a pickpocket. A nudist is one who suffers from clothestrophobia. A nudist wedding makes the best man easy to identify. A nut that is easy to crack is often empty. A nymphomaniac is a girl that can only count up to sex. A ounce of pretension = a pound of manure! A ounce of pretension = a pound of manure. A pain in the butt may be a friend in need. A pain in the butt may be a friend in need.. A Palm tree is a telephone pole in disguise. A path without obstacles probably leads nowhere. A PC takes guesswork out of it. So does a bikini. A Peacemaker Missile is an oxymoron. A pen is mightier than a sword except it runs out of ink. A pennie earned is Cheap labor.. A Penny earned is a Penny owed (Probably to Uncle Sam) A Penny earned is a Penny owed (Probably to Uncle Sam). A penny earned is Cheap labor.. A penny earned....is cheap labor. A penny for your thought. $20.00 to act it out. A penny for your thoughts... $2000 to act it out! A penny for your thoughts; $20 to act it out A penny for your thoughts; $20 to act it out A penny for your thoughts; $20 to act it out! A penny for your thoughts; $20 to act it out. A penny saved is 2.5 grams of zinc alloy A penny saved is 2.5 grams of zinc alloy. A penny saved is 2.5g of Zinc Alloy. A penny saved is a Congressional error A Penny Saved Is A Congressional Oversight" A penny saved is a Congressional oversight. A penny saved is a Congressional spending oversight. A penny saved is a girl lost. A penny saved is a penny earned. The rest is the IRS's. A Penny saved is a Penny earned. The rest is Uncle Sam's. A penny saved is a penny stashed away. A penny saved is a penny. A penny saved is actually a valuable Lincoln Medallion. A penny saved is an error of the tax man! A penny saved is earned ... the rest is the IRS'. A penny saved is not worth very much. A penny saved is ridiculous. A penny saved is worthless. A perfect lover is one who turns into a pizza at 4:00 am. A pers A person does not have a sense of humor, it has you. A person in a passion is riding a mad horse. A person in a passion rides a mad horse. A person is a lion in his own cause. A person never tells you anything until contradict A person never tells you anything until contradicted. A person slow to anger is better than the mighty. A person with two watches is never sure what time it is. A person without a navel lives within all of us. A person's got to know his limitations to avoid failure. A person's strongest dreams are about what he can't do. A pessimist complains about noise when opportunity A pessimist complains about noise when opportunity knocks A pessimist complains about the noise when opportunity knocks. A pessimist: An Optimist with experience! A pest: A friend in need. A phaser is the universal communicator. Worf A phaser on stun is like a day without orange juice. A Philadelphia institution...kind of like Byberry. A philosophy that can be put in a nutshell, belongs there A Phul and my money will stay parted!! A physicist is an atom's way of knowing about atom A physicist is an atom's way of knowing about atoms. A piano is a harp in a coffin. A piano is a piano is a piano. Gertrude Steinway. A picture is worth a thousand words; a slide show is both. A pill a day keeps the stork away A pill a day keeps the stork away. A pint of your best plonk please A pitcher that goes to a well too often is broken first. A platitude a day keeps the normal away. A pleasant illusion is better than a harsh reality. A plucked goose doesn`t lay golden eggs. A poet is a kind of liar who always speaks the truth. A poet reading his verse in public has a nasty habit. A Point in My Favor! A point of my own! A police state is GREAT when you're the police! A police state is great, so long as you're the pol A police state is great, so long as you're the police. A poor excuse is better than no excuse at all. A poor excuse is better than no excuse! A poor excuse is better than no excuse! A Portable Hole holds alot of beer. A pound of Flex-ex and a blasting cap cures hackin A pound of Flex-ex and a blasting cap cures hacking. A pound of pluck is worth a ton of luck. A pound of pluck is worth a ton of luck." Garfiel A pretty .GIF is like a melody A pretty .GIF is like a melody... A problem can be found for almost every solution. A procrastinator's work is never done. A product with 'ZERO DEFECTS' doesn't ship! A production of the digitally insane. A professional is one who does a good job even when he doesn't feel like it. A professional writer is an amateur that didn't quit. -R. Bach A professor is one who talks in someone else's sleep. A program is used to turn data into error messages. A programmer and his mind are soon parted A programmer's work is never done. A project not worth doing at all is not worth doing well. A prune is a plum with experience. A prune is a plum with experience... A Puritan is someone who is deathly afraid that someone somewhere is having fun A Qmodem is a happy modem! A QUANTUM LEAP into the past, Bell Atlantic Busine A QUANTUM LEAP into the past, Bell Atlantic Business Systems Services. A Quinn Martin Production A race to the finish ... XPRESS DERBY! A RAM is a terrible thing to waste. A re-edit a day keeps those nasty moderators away! A reality check just bounced. A ream of proctologists. A reasonable man accomplishes nothing. A recession is what takes the wind out of your sales. A red nose can be the result of sunshine or moonsh A red nose can be the result of sunshine or moonshine. A registered owner of Blue Wave Message Reader - AND PROUD OF IT!!!! A relationship is a terrible thing to waste A reptile ate my .REP file. A response would be appreciated. A right delayed is a right denied. A riskless democracy is an oxymoron. A road map always tells you everything except how to refold it. A roaring bore, eh Alice? A Robin redbreast in a cage puts all heaven in a rage. A rock ----->me<----- A hard place. A rock ----->me<------ A hard place. A rolling disk gathers no DOS. Huh?! A rolling fat woman gathers no flour. A rolling stone gathers momentum. A rolling stone gathers no moss. A rolling stone is better than a bird in the hand. A room should reflect its occupant. A rooster clucks defiance -- but a lawyer. A rooster clucks defiance -- but a lawyer.... A rose by any other name . . . A rose is not a rose when it's a brick. A Rotarian was the first to call John the Baptist "Jack." A royal Egyptian passing gas is a toot uncommon. A Royal Egyptian passing wind is a toot uncommon! A rumor has no legs but gets around anyway. A rump of couch potatoes A satisfied virgin is a virgin no longer. A saved ZIP file is like sex. You can use it over and over! A Scarf is just an unfinished Afghan. A school: Building with four walls and tomorrow inside. A SCRATCH? Your arm's off! A seamstress tucks up frills, a trumpet player... A second class effort is a first class mistake. A secret prize in every call. A secret. Shhh. Keep it to yourself. Really. D A secret. Shhh. Keep it to yourself. Really. Don't tell anyone. A self-addressed envelope would be addressed "Envelope." A seminar on "Time Travel" will be held two weeks ago. A seminar on Time Travel will be held 2 weeks ago A seminar on Time Travel will be held two weeks ago A seminar on time travel will be held two weeks ago. A seminar on Time Travel will be held two weeks ago. A sense of decency is often a decent man's undoing. A seven day honeymoon makes a hole weak ! A seven day honeymoon makes one weak. A Shade Below Neon: not too bright! A sharp tongue and a dull mind are usually found in the same head! A shining beacon in an electronic void A ship is safe in harbor, but that's not what ships are. A shipment goes by car but a cargo goes by ship. A short cut is the longest distance between two po A short cut is the longest distance between two points. A shortcut is the longest distance between two points. A shot in the dark = searching for a needle in hay stack. A shower is the halfway point between bed and world. A shroe! A shroe! My dingkom for a shroe! A sick mind is not necessarily the sign of a clean desk. A sick mind is not necessarily the sign of a neat desk A sick mind is not necessarily the sign of a neat desk. A simple idea will be worded in the most complicated way. A single fact can spoil a good argument. A Skydiver is taken by the gravity of his situation. A slap vs a slog is like a ribbon vs an obi. A sleeping fox counts hens in his dreams. A slotted spoon holds little soup, but grabs a pot A slotted spoon holds little soup, but grabs a potato. A small carafe of wine is illogical, immoral, and inadequate. A small good deed is better than the grandest intention. A small leak will sink a great ship. A small object that is accidentally dropped will hide. A smile is a curve that can set a lot of things straight. A smile is a window on your face that shows your heart is home. A smile is the sunshine that is a part of life. A Smith & Wesson beats four aces every time. A Smith & Wesson beats four aces. A Smith & Weston bets 4 Aces! A Smith and Wesson beats four aces. A social life? What BBS do I download THAT from? A social life? What board can I d/l that from? A social life? What board can I download THAT from? A social life? Where can I freq that? A sonic screwdriver is Vodka and orange juice goin A sonic screwdriver is Vodka and orange juice going Mach 2. A species that enslaves other beings is hardly superior A spirit w/a vision is a dream w/a mission A spoonful of honey will catch more flies than a gallon of vinegar. A spoonful of sugar helps any medicine go down. A statesman is a dead politician. We need more statesmen! A statesman is a dead polititian. We need more stat A statesman is a dead polititian. We need more statesme A statesman shears sheep, a politician skins them. A statesman shears the sheep; the politician skins them. A stiff neck usually supports an empty head. A still tongue makes a happy mind... A stitch in nine saves time. A stitch in time saves embarassing exposure... A stitch in time saves nine. A stitch in time would have confused Einstein. A STOIC brings the baby; a CYNIC is where you wash it. A strange new way to show affection. A stumble may prevent a fall. A successful baseball player gets a hit only once out of every three tries. A sucking chest wound is nature's way of telling y A sucking chest wound is nature's way of telling you to slow down. A sweater is a garment worn by a child when his mother feels chilly. A synonym is a word you use if you can't spell the other one. A Sysop's telephone bill knows no bounds. A SysOp's work is never done. A system event? Wow! Can I get tickets? A table of contents has no drawers. A tagline a day keeps the moderator away. A Tagline a day keeps viruses away! A tagline goes where? A Tagline is a snippet of surreality. A Tagline is a terrible thing to waste. A Tale of Two Zitis -Dickens's cookbook A taxpayer is one who does not have to pass a Civil Service examination to work for the Government. A team effort is a lot of people doing what I say. A teetotaller makes the worst drunkard. A ten-gallon hat really holds only three-fourths of a gallon. A terrible mind is a thing to waste A terrible mind is a thing to waste. A thesaurus is a dinosaur named Roget with a big vocabulary ... A thick head can do as much damage as a hard heart A thick head can do as much damage as a hard heart. A thief believes that everybody steals. A thing not looked for is seldom found. A thing of beauty is in the eye of the beholder. A thing of shreds and zatches. A thing well said will be wit in all languages. A thing worth having is worth cheating for. A thousand pardons... A Thousand Points of Blight. A Thousand Points of Broccoli A Thousand points of Broccoli! A Thousand Points of Broccoli. A tidal wave of avalanche proportions. A tisket, a tasket, a condom or a casket... A too-short mini skirt leaves a definitive end in view. A tree fell right in front of me, and I didn't hear it... A tribble a day keeps the Klingons away......... A tribble a day keeps the Klingons well fed. A tribble a day keeps the Klingons well-fed... A truck load of vibrators: Toys for twats. A true diplomat struts sitting down. A true friend is one soul in two bodies. A true friend is the best possession. A true subwoofer makes the concrete shake beneath you. A truly advanced planet wouldn't use force. A truly wise man never plays leapfrog with a moose. A truly wise man never plays leapfrog with a unicorn. A truly wise person knows that he knows not. A turkey roast is a foul ball... A united Germany means even less sunbeds A USRHST-world's most powerful modem-feeling lucky- punk? A vasectomy means never having to say you're sorry. A VAX is virtually a computer, but not quite. A verbal contract isn't worth the paper it's printed on. A verbal contract isn't worth the paper its writte A verbal contract isn't worth the paper its written on A verbal contract isn't worth the paper its written on. A veritable river of words A VERY small joke, ensign... - Spock A virtuoso is a musician with real high morals A virus is a Daemon with an attitude problem! A Virus is a sort of Creature. Right ? A Virus?.. Never! A vote on the tally sheet is worth two in the box. A waist is a terrible thing to mind! A waist is a terrible thing to mind. A waist is a terrible thing to mind.. A waist is a terrible thing to watch! A warm beer is better than no beer at all A warm beer is better than no beer at all. A warm beer is better than no beer at all A Warriors Drink -- Well that Explains a lot. A well-crafted tagline is a joy forever. A well-written life is as rare as a well-spent one A well-written life is as rare as a well-spent one. A wholesome mind is wasted potential. A whore is a whore for the same reason some of us aren't. A wife is an attachment ya screw on the bed to get the housework done A wife is proof that a husband can take a joke. A wife is proof that a husband CAN take a joke... A wife lasts as long as a marriage, an ex-wife for ever. A wise man changes his mind, a fool never. A wise man may look ridiculous in the company of fools. A wise man never plays leapfrog with a unicorn A wise man never plays leapfrog with a unicorn. A wise man once said.... I don't know... A wise man rules by the stars, a Fool is ruled by t A wise man rules by the stars, a Fool is ruled by them A wise person sees as much as ought, not as much can. A wise shepherd never trusts his flock to a smiling wolf. A wock is what you throw at a wabbit. A wok is what you throw at a wabbit. A wok is what you thwow at a wabbit. A woman admitting that I am right?!? Something _must_ be wrong. A woman drove me to drink. I never properly thanked her. A woman in the buff is better than a diamond in the rough. A Woman is a two edged sword ... driven through yo A Woman is a two edged sword ... driven through your skull A woman is just a woman, but a good cigar is a smoke! A woman is only a woman, but a good cigar is a smoke. A woman must be a genius to create a good husband. A woman should have compassion. A woman's advice is not worth much, but he who doesn't heed it is a fool. A woman's guess is more accurate than a man's certainty. A woman's only a woman, a good cigar's a smoke. A woman's place is in the wrong. A word fitly spoken is like a beautiful apple of gold. A word is like a friend - always good to know another. A word to the wise is often enough to start an arg A word to the wise is often enough to start an argument. A word to the wise is often enough to start an argument.y A worthless wise man always charms the rabble. A writer thinks of critics as a tree feels about dogs. A yawn is a silent shout. A yer ago I kudnt spel jeanyus now I are won. A yer ago I kudnt spel progrmer now I are won. A yer ago I kudnt spel progrmer, now I are won. A yer ao I kudnt spel progrmer now I are won. A zygote is a gamete's way of producing more gametes. A `language' is a dialect with an army. A `[1;36mc`[33mo`[35ml`[32mo`[31mu`[34mr`[0m tag a"And my heart is sick of being in chains." A) I don't want to, 2) it's boring, and D) well, I forget! a) prophet b) priest c) saint d) monk e) nun of the above A)bort R)etry G)et a gun and kill it. A)bort R)etry G)et a stick and kill it. A)bort R)etry I)gnore D)estroy A)bort, R)etry, P)anic A)bort, R)etry, S)mack the friggin thing A)bort, R)etry, S)wear? A)bort, R)etry, U)se a bigger hammer A*C, who said A*C? A-440 or Fight! A-tennnn-HUT! Readyyyy? PANIC...two, three, four. A.A. members make souse calls. A.A.A.A.A. - An organization for drunks who drive. A.C.L.U. : American Criminal Lover's Union! 1-800-SCRE-WME A: I don't know and I don't care. A: Not Ready. Formatting C: while waiting... A@R@ R N@R@ I ! D@R@ M/\A@R@ AAAAA - American Association Against Acronym Abuse AAAAA - American Association Against Acronym Abuse!!!! AAAAA: American Association Against Acronym Abuse. AAAAAA - American Association Against Acronym Abuse Anonymous AAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHH HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA!! Aaaahhhhh-CHU! Not Virus, BBS Fever. aaaaooooggggaaaa aaaaooooggggaaaa ..... DIVE! DIVE! aaaoooggghhh......aaoogghhh......DIVE! DIVE! AAcckk!! II''mm iinn hhaallff dduupplleexx AAcckk!! II''mm iinn hhaallff dduupplleexx... AAcckk!! II''mm iinn hhaallff dduupplleexx AAMOF? ...As A Matter Of Fact... AARRGHH!! A virus was chewing my FAT. Abandon all hope, ye who press here Abandon all hope, ye who press here Abandon all hope, ye who press < here Abandon all hope, ye who press Enter.... Abandon all hope, ye who press [ ] here... Abandon hope, all ye who here! Abandon hope, all ye who here. Abandon the search for truth: settle on a good fantasy. aBC AcADemY oF BiDiGItAl dActYloGrApHy ABCD GOLDFISH? LMNO GOLDFISH! Abdominos... sit-ups & pizza. ABEND: PLugremovEDfromouTLT Ability is a good thing but stability is even better. Abolish anal retentiveness! Abolish first marriages! Abolish mornings Abolish mornings. Abort, Retry, Fail, Slam Fist on Desk? Abort, Retry, Find another line of work....... ABORT, RETRY, GAG? ABORT, RETRY, GET THE SHOTGUN AND SHOOT THE DAMNED THING. Abort, Retry, Ignore, hold Requiem Mass? Abort, Retry, Ignore, plan a Funeral Service? Abort, Retry, Ignore, say Kaddish? Abort, Retry, Ignore, Valium? Abort, Retry, Ignore... Play Ball! Abort, Retry, Slam Fist on Desk? ABORT: Drivel filter is compromised! Aborting Hitler would've saved at least 6 million lives not counting soldierܓ$( 4(1 ABORTION CLINIC: You Bang 'Em, we hang 'em! ABORTION: A BABY CAN LIVE WITHOUT IT! Abortion: a DOCTOR$ right to make a killing. Abortion: Loves Labor Lost Abortion: the Ultimate Child Abuse About a half a bubble off of plumb..... about as useful as a chocolate teapot. About as useful as an Ashtray on a Motorbike ! About as useless as a topic cop in the GENERAL conference. Above all else -- sky. Above all else...sky. Above all things, reverence yourself Absence makes the heart go wander. Absence of evidence is not evidence of absence. Absence of evidence is not proof of existence. Absinthe makes the tart grow fonder. Abstain from beans. Abstain from wine, women and song. Mostly song. Abstain from wine, women, and song; mostly song. Abstain! or Practice Safe HEX! Abstainer, n. A weak person who yields to the temptation of denying himself a pleasure.Abstinence makes the heart grow fonder. Abstinence is a good thing if practiced in moderat Abstinence is a good thing if practiced in moderation Abstinence is a good thing if practiced in moderation!!! Abstinence is a good thing when practiced in moderation. Abstract Art,n.A product of the untalented, sold by the unprincipled to the utterly bewildered. Abuse is the weapon of the vulgar. Abuse of power comes as no surprise. Abuse only as directed. AC/DC is a sort-of sophisticated neanderthal stomp. Academy: A modern school where football is taught Academy: A modern school where football is taught. Academy: A modern school where football is taught. Academy: A modern school with a marching band to play at football games. Accelerate your P.C.! (like, say... 9.8 m/s^2?) Acceleration = Distance to Safety X Size of Chaser Accept no substitutes! Access denied--nah nah na nah nah! Accident: A condition in which presence of mind is good, but absence of body is better. Accidents cause people. According to the latest official figures, 43% of all statistics are totally worthless. Accordion: A bagpipe with pleats. Accountants work their assets off. Accupuncturists DO IT with a small prick Accuracy: The vice of being right. Accuracy: The vice of being right. Acetone = What you do in exercise class. Acetone = What you do in exercise class... Ach, twas a wee monster in the loch. Ach, `twas a wee monster in the loch. Achh, me taglines! They canna take namore, Captain. Achievement, n. The death of endeavor and the birth of disgust. Admiration: Our polite recognition of another's resemblance to ourse Acid consumes 47 times its weight in excess realit Acid consumes 47 times its weight in excess reality Acid consumes 47 times its weight in excess reality. Acid Rain - Not as groovey as it sounds. ACK and ye shall receive. ACK and you shall receive! ACK and you shall receive. ACK-NAK-ACK-NAK. Modem in hay fever season? Ackbar of Borg: We can't repel Assimilation of that magnitude... ACLU: Association of Corrupt Lawyers and Utopians ACLU: Association of Creepy Lawyers and Utopians Acme replies. ACME Space and Explosives - We can put anything in ACME Space and Explosives - We can put anything in orbit!!! Acoustic: Used to play pool. Denial: A river in Egypt. Buccaneer: The price of corn. ACOUSTIC: What you play pool with. Acoustic: What you shoot pool with. Acronyms: Tools for the profusion of confusion (TF Acronyms: Tools for the profusion of confusion (TFTPOC) Across the mud huts where the childeren sleep ACT II: Death Drives a Stick. Act now and get a FREE Cheese Grater! Acting is the art of keeping the audience from coughing. Acting without thinking is like shooting without a Acting without thinking is like shooting without aiming. Actions are neither as good nor as evil as impulses. Actions are usually right, but the reasons seldom Actions are usually right, but the reasons seldom are. Actions from sanity are not necessarily from feeling. Actions speak louder than words -- but not so ofte Actions speak louder than words -- but not so often. Active socially: Drinks heavily -work evaluationese Actual mileage may vary... Actual war is a very messy business. Actually it is an interplanetary greeting. Actually it's not replying that takes time, it's choosing a tagline. Actually, most Americans get their news from liner notes. Actually, no, I won't respect you in the morning! Actually, there IS a banana in my pocket. Actually, there IS a banana in my pocket... Actually, this all sounds like STACKS of trouble to me... Actually, what I want is a little toy spaceship!! Acupuncturists do it with a small prick. Ad Nauseam: Commercials that make you puke. AD&D Survival Tip #2: Never MOON a werewolf. Adam asked "What's a Headache?" Adam ate the apple, and our teeth still ache. Adam shouldn't have had an Apple either. Adam to Eve - Stand back! I don't know how long it gets! Adam to Eve -- "I'll wear the plants in this family." Adam to Eve-> I'll wear the plants in this family. Adam to Eve->'I'll wear the plants in this family' Adam to Eve:"I'll wear the plants in this family Adam's Rib: The original bone of contention. Adamant ignorance beats rational logic every time. Add a feature... Add a bug... Add excitement to your life. Amaze your friends. Act like a blonde! Add your favorite Tagline here Adding manpower to a late project makes it later. Adding manpower to a software project only makes it later. Admiration: Polite recognition of self-reflection. Admit it-- you expected to see a copyright notice Admit it-- you expected to see a copyright notice here. Admit nothing! Deny everything! Blame Moderator! Admit nothing! Deny everything! Blame Moderator! Admit nothing! Deny everything! Blame the Moderator! Adolescence is when children start bringing up their parents. Adolescence,n. That period of time between puberty and adultery. Adolescence: the stage between puberty and adultery. Adopt a TAGline week! No money down! Just press ALT A & its yours Adric and Wesley Crusher _must_ be related. Adult GIF files are meant for testing monitors!! Adult GIF files are meant for testing monitors. Adult n. Obsolete child. Adult: One old enough to know better. Adult: One old enough to know better. Advancement in position. Adventure is the champagne of life. ADVENTURE: The land between entertainment and panic. AdventureQuest...the best gaming mag ever! Adversity makes people wise but not rich. Adversity reveals genius, prosperity conceals it. Advertise your business here, and save! Advertisement: The most truthful part of a newspaper. Advertising agency: eighty-five percent confusion and fifteen percent commission. Advertising is legalized lying. - H.G. Wells Advertising raises the standard of living by raising the standard of longing. Advice (noun): the smallest current coin. Advice is a dangerous commodity. Advice is free: The right answer will cost plenty. Advice is something everybody gives, but few take. Advice is what we ask for when we already know. Advice void, if I'm incorrect! Advice: 5 And Worth Every Penny! Advisor: The guy who told you how to screw up Aern't spill chukkers grate? Aeroma - Odor emanating from an exercise room after aerobics class. es re ig m r -- Ռm at eve. Affirmative action rewards underachievement. Affix stamp, post office will not deliver without Affix stamp, post office will not deliver without postage. After a snowstorm, everybody's lawn looks the same. After all is said and done, more is said then done After all is said and done, more is said then done. After all is said and done, usually more is said than done. After all is said and done, usually more is said then done. After all is said and done, usually more is said. After dinner, he said, "Your modem or mine?" After four decimal places, nobody gives a damn. After God created woman, He atoned by creating beer. AFTER HOLIDAY SALE; '92 TAGLINES AT HALF PRICE! After I pull the pin, what do I do with this grenade? After Midnight, We're Going To Let It All Hang Down After Midnight, We're Gonna Let It All Hang Down After taxes eternal dambnation comes down to just a sort of bad feeling. After the Clinton Helth Plan only Taxes will be assured. After they make styrofoam, what do they ship it in After they make styrofoam, what do they ship it in? After three days without modeming, life becomes meaningless. After two weeks of dieting, all I lost was two weeks. After we pull the pin, Mr. Grenade is NOT our friend! After-math [n], The period following algebra. Afterlyfe.sys not found! Do you want to re-incarnate? (y/n ___ TagDude 0.70 Afternoon: That part of the day we spend worrying about how we wasted the morning. AG Silence cannot be misquoted. Again, that's why it's there! :) AGAIN? I'm ALWAYS in trouble! Against stupidity, the Gods themselves, contend in vain ! Against stupidity, the Gods themselves, contend in vain. Age & Trickery will overcome Youth and Skill? H-m-m-m. Age 'n Treachery Overcome Youth 'n Skill. Age and treachery can always overcome youth and skill. Age and treachery will always overcome youth and s Age and treachery will always overcome youth and skill. Age Fast - Hire a Consultant! Age is a hell of a price to pay for maturity. Age is a high price to pay for maturity. Age is a matter of the mind. If you don't mind, it Age is a matter of the mind. If you don't mind, it doesn't matter. Age is important only if you are a cheese or wine Age is irrelevant! _My_ age is none of your business! Age is never a bar to human immaturity. Age is only a matter of years?? Age is only important if you're a cheese. Age isn't important unless you're a cheese. Age needn't necessarily be a bar to immaturity. Age...is a matter of feeling, not of years. Agent Provocateur Extraordinaire AGGHHhhh, 4 AM Already! Aggression...recession...repression... aghghghghghghghghghhgghghghhgghgg!!!!! THIS TAGLINE IS TO LON Aging is bad, but consider the alternative. agnodyslexic plea: why me dog? Agnostic dyslexic insomniacs at night: Is there a Dog? AGT announces... FREE call waitin ! NO CARRIER Ah Jaquelin ... Will you grab that piece of skull... AH activates any Tuesday Ah che bel vivere, che bel piachere... Ah come on, just this one last little feature Ah come on, just this one last little feature. Ah don't know, Jim, Ah thank it's some kahnd of vahrus. Ah fart in your general direction! Ah foun' my thrill...on Anita's hill Ah know what a bagel is, but what kind of dog is a lox? Ah know whut a bagel is, ah got one...but whut kinda dawg is a lox? Ah My Favorite!! Cream Of Spotted Owl Soup. Ah say look at me when ah'm talkin' to y'all boy.. Ah Sir, that Tanker is getting away. Ah well, they say it's not as bad as they say it is...... Ah! Mozart. He was happily married - but his wife wasn't. Ah' can SPELL, ah' plum can't TYPE wo'd some hoot Ah, bravo Figaro, bravo, bravissimo, bravo! Ah, but a man's reach should exceed his grasp. Ah, but if only we humans were rational! Ah, come on, just this one last little feature. Ah, my trombone. Let me show you how it works. Riker AH, no you didn't, you came here for an *argument* Ah, no you didn't, you came here for an *argument*! AH, no you didn't, you came here for an *argument*! Ah, the smell of it... Ah, the vastness of space and time... and I end up here... Ah-Ha! Caught you stealing my taglines again! Ah-ooooh, where was the thunder? ah...........Tighten 'til it cracks, then back off 1/2 turn. Aha! I caught you reading taglines again. AHA! I think you've got it! Aha! Another "Undocumented Feature"! Aha! No, you want room 12A, next door. AHA!! Caught you stealing taglines again! :) Ahead of its time..... Ahead warp factor one, Mr. Sulu. Ahh wight! Where's my WAM memowy you wascawy wabbitt? Ahh wight! Where's my WAM memowy you wascwy wabbit Ahh wight! Where's my WAM memowy you wascwy wabbitt? Ahh! I get it!! The Universe *doesn't* make sense!! Ahh! Come on George, just this one last little feature! Ahh, one of our adventure holidays. Ahhh! The country's safe! Congress is out of session! Ahhh... move over Rover! And let JIMI take over! Ahhhh, great minds think together....... Ahhhh... No moderator! Lets chat about Pascal! Ahhhh..for those longer tags with the register Ahhhhhhhh, I forget what I was going to say. Ahm Sitin an Wachin Der Blinkenleitz und drinking tooo mooch. Aibohphobia (n.): The fear of palindromes. Aibohphobia (n.); the fear of palindromes. AIBOHPHOBIA - the fear of palindromes. Aibohphobia n. - The fear of palindromes aibohphobia, n., The fear of palindromes. AIDS -- The Plague Denied by the ACLU the AMA and man! AIDS ... looking for love in all the wrong places. AIDS cures queers (see Romans 1:27) [Steve Winter] AIDS, drugs, abortion: don't liberals just kill you? AIDS....the most preventable disease in history AIDS: (A)nally (I)nserted (D)eath (S)entence AIDS: How God deals with promiscuity and fornication. AIDS: Population Control courtesy of the World Health Organization. Ain't Automation Great! Ain't got one ounce of sense. Ain't nerd-life grand? Ain't Winter Grand? Ain't WP Macro's *FUN*...!!! ainoko@downey.socal.com Air bags...Inflation we can live with! Air conditioned environment - Do NOT open Windows! Air conditioned environment - Do not open Windows. Air Conditioner 1.0. Runs under Windows. Air controllers nightmare: A pack of F-117s landing. Air Geordis TNG Footwear Air Geordis - TNG footwear Air pollution is a mist demeanor. Air strikes are like sanctions with an attitude. Airbags won't help ... when this machine crashes! Airbags won't help...when this machine crashes! Airehair terrier: A dog riding with its head out the car window. Airloin - Unidentified airline entree served in-flight. Airloin: Unidentified airline entree served in-flight. Airplause: Gratuitous ovation awarded a pilot on a safe landing. Airpunt - Any series of kicks that advances baggage thru the airport Akjdshaspkjdfheags'klegle Al, I just leaped into a Tagline. What does Ziggy say? Al, I just leaped into a tagline. What does Ziggy have to say? Aladdin Underwear - rub gently to bring out the genie! Alapalooza! Alas poor kiroY, I knew him backwards. Alas poor Tagline! I knew it well... Alas Poor Yorick, I think you're dead Alas poor Yorick, I think you're dead. Alas! The poor . I knew it well. Alas! The poor Tagline. I knew it well. Alas, a virgin no more: I've lost my Himem... Alas, `It' has gone limp, and `it' won't get up. Alaskan nights are 3 months long, can I sleep late Alaskan nights are 3 months long, can I sleep late? Alaskan spill: Flow control problem... no EXXON/EXXOFF. Albania's export is furious political thought Albania??! Where the.....you mean Albany don't you? Albatross! Albatross, get your albatross .... Alcala isn't on the sea... Alcohol and Mathematics don't mix - please don't drink and derive. Aleph-null bottles of beer on the wall.... Alert to company developments: An office gossip -work evaluationese ALERT! ALERT! No, wait! It's TWO lerts! Alex Haley was adopted! Alex, I'll take "Things Only I Know" for $1000. Alexander Graham Bell was a 'phoney! Alexander Graham Bell was a 'phony! Alexander Portnoy does it alone. Alfafabet - Backward letters used only on kid's clubhouse doors. Algebra it's easier than Win SDX work! Algebra: What the Little Mermaid wears Algol is not just a star ALHK My computer even came with a driver's side air bag. Alienation's for the rich. Aliens have invaded Earth! How else do you explain Aliens have invaded Earth! How else do you explain Dos? Alimony is having to say you're sorry once a month. Alimony is like buying oats for a dead horse. Alimony is the screwing you get for the screwing you got. Alimony: bounty after the mutiny, the high cost of leaving. All diagnostics are fatal. Alimony: Corruption of Middle English "Alle ye money." Alimony: the fee a woman charges for name-dropping Alimony: the fee a woman charges for name-dropping. Alimony? ...sounds kinda like "all yer money" Alimony? ...sounds kinda like all yer money Alive, and simply delighted! Alka SeltzBorg: I can't believe I assimilated the WHOOOOLE thing!! All "isms" are really "wasms". All 'isms' are really 'wasms'. All a Borg!!!!!! All animals are equal, some more than others. All answers questioned here. All babies speak Klingonese All barkers are not side show hawkers. All beginnings are difficult. All children have wings and can fly on the slightest breeze of a dream. All circuits are functioning in a normal way. All clowns are masked, all personae flow from choices. All computers wait at the same speed. All dogs go to Heaven. All dressed up & nowhere to go. All evil comes from man's inability to sit still in a room! All except for Cain and Abel All for one and one for ONE! All for one; one for all, except me above all. All for one; one for all; ME above all! All general statements are false, except this one. All general statements are false. All generalizations are bad. All generalizations are dangerous, even this one. All generalizations are false All generalizations are false (this one too) All Generalizations Are False, Generally! All good things must come to an e All good things must come to an end. All government is theft, some just steal less All governments thieve, some just steal less All great ideas have been controversial, at one ti All great ideas have been controversial, at one time. All great truths began as blasphemies. All great truths begin as blasphemies. All hail Lord Q, Hi-lo Co-Moderator of the Taglines continuum! All hail Lord Q, High Lord and Co-Moderator of the Tagline Continuum! All hope abandon ye who enter messages here. All hope abandon, ye who bounced lots of checks! All hope abandon, ye who enjoy tax forms. All hope abandon, ye who enter messages here. All human life ends when you take a "dirt nap." All humans are subject to decay. All I ask for is an opportunity to prove that money doesn't buy happiness. All I ask is to prove that money can't make me happy. All I did was press E-N-T-E-R, like the screen said!?!? All I ever think of is hex All I have to do is imagine, and I am in dreamland. All I know is what I read in the taglines. All I need are other BBS Users and my Tag Line Xpress! All I need is a Tall Ship and a star to steer by . . . All I need is a Wave and a board to surf it on. All I need is some peace & Quiet. If I got a piece I'd be quiet:-) All I need is some peace & Quiet.If I got a piece I All I need to know I learned from my cat. All I want for Christmas is a a box of smurfs and a mallet All I want for Christmas is a box of SMURFS and a mallet! All I want is a LITTLE more than I can spend! All I want is the chance to prove money can't buy All I want is the chance to prove money can't buy happiness All I want to know is: WHY ME? All in a days work for "Confuse-a-Cat" All in all, I'd rather be in Tumwater. All is for the best in this best of all possible w All is for the best in this best of all possible worlds. all is said and done, people keep saying and doing. All is the fear and nothing is the love; All is true given the right premises. All isms are really wasms. All left-handed people, please raise your right hand! All life's answers are on TV -Homer Simpson. All mathochists suffer from calculust All mathochists suffer from calculust. All men are born equal. The tough job is to outgrow it. All men are brothers. All men are created equal . . . it just sticks out more on some. All men are created equal. It sticks out more on some. All men are created equal... poor things... All men are equal - it just sticks out more on some. All mimsy were the borogoves All modems are baud and not Bauld All my .BAT files are in C:\BELFRY All my good tag lines are on my other computer. All My loving ... i will send to you..... All My loving...I will send to you..... All my old roots are underground. All of life is a war. All of the really good taglines are 1 character to All of the really good taglines are 1 character too lon All of the stars are to be found only up in the sky. All of us here at Phoenix College are pround to be going to FK All other boards have no RIME or reason... All our reps are busy, however our 1-900 number..... All our tag lines are busy at the moment. All people are not people friendly!!!! All people smile in the same language. All politics is based on the indifference of the m All politics is based on the indifference of the majority All power corrupts, but we NEED electricity. ALL PRICES INCLUDE POSTAGE IN THE U.S. All probabilities are 50%. Either a thing will happen or it won't. All probabilities are 50%. It happens or it doesn't. All probabilities are 50%.Either a thing will happen or it won't. All programers are optimists. All programmers want arrays! All programmers want arrays. All progress stems from change but all change is not necessarily progress. All real programs contain errors. All reality is aspect dependent. All requests for sick leave must be approved two weeks in advance. All right ... who siphoned the blood from my cat? All right Spread `em! - While playing cops and robbers... All right! Who put pita bread in the floppy drives? All right! Another Earthquake. All Right! Drop Your Carrier! We have You Surrounded! All right! Who's been putting pita in the disk drive? All right, hold it ... where's the mutant repellant? - Bloom County All right, we'll ask your mother. All right, we'll call it a draw. All right, who erased the First Amendment again? All right, who's been cooking hot dogs in the warp All right, who's been cooking hot dogs in the warp nacelles? All right, you people! Who stole my strawberry preserves? All right. (shouting) THE CHURCH POLICE !! All right. (Shouting) THE CHURCH POLICE !! All right... who siphoned the blood out of my cat? All right.... who siphoned the blood out of my cat All right.... who siphoned the blood out of my cat? All rising to a great place is by a winding stair. All rivers run into the sea, yet the sea is not fu All rivers run into the sea, yet the sea is not full. All rules have exceptions - except the ones that don't. All rules have exceptions-except the ones that don All rules have exceptions-except the ones that don't. All science is either physics or stamp collecting. All Scottish food is based on a dare. All sentences that seem true should be questioned. All seriousness aside.... All standard disclaimers should be applied at this All streams run to the sea, yet the sea never overflows. All stressed out and no one to choke..... All stressed out, and no one to choke. All stressed out... and no one to choke! All sysops are not user friendly! ALL sysops are scum. All taglines are busy..One will be with you shortly. All taglines are currently busy. Please try again later. All taglines guaranteed to be random or your money back! All that glitters has a high refractive index. All That Glitters Has A Highly Reflective Coating On It! All that is gold does not glitter All that we see or seem, is a dream within a dream. All the cookies are not in the jar. All the crows seemed to call his name, thought Caw. All the easy problems have been solved. All the kookies are not in the cookie jar All the kookies are not in the jar All the kookies are not in the jar. All the points of the Declaration of Independence now aply to our government. All the tea in china: 356,000 metric tons. All the world is indeed a stage... Shakespear All the world's a stage and most of us are desperately unrehearsed. All the world's a stage and the people on it are poorly rehearsed. All the world's a stage, and I forgot my lines. All the world's a stage, and I missed rehearsal. All the world's a stage, but most of us are stage hands. All the world's a stage... Now it's intermission! All the world's a stage; most of us are just stagehands. All things are difficult before they are easy. All things are green unless they are not. All things are possible except skiing thru a revolving door. All things being equal, fat people use more soap. All things change, nothing is extinguished. All things considered, insanity may be the only reasonable alternative. All things evolve, nothing is extinguished. All things excellent are as difficult as they are rare. All things in moderation, including moderation! All things is made of the same thing: nothing All this and brains, too! All this beer and only one mouth. All this I cannot bear to witness any longer All this significance - what does it mean? All this, and a winning smile, too. All this, and brains too! All those that believe in Telekinesis raise my hands. All those updates, and still imperfect!!! All those updates, and still imperfect. All those who believe in Telekinesis raise MY hands! All time stops in the terminal mode.... All together now: "Awwwwww......" All too often, ASP means "Annoying Shareware Packages." All true wisdom can be found in taglines. All true wisdom is discovered in tag lines. All true wisdom is found in taglines All true wisdom is found in taglines. All true wisdom is found on T--shirts. All true wisdom is found on T-shirts All true wisdom is found on T-shirts and taglines. All true wisdom is found on T-shirts. All truth is based on Complete Confusion. All vertebrate embryos are inherently female. All wanting joy must share it, happiness was born a twin. All Warranties Expire Upon Payment of Invoice All warranties expire upon payment of invoice. All warranties expire upon payment of this invoice. All we ask is to be left alone! All we can hold in our dead hands, is all we have given away. (Sanskrit) All we have are choices. All who like brocilli will be assimilated into the fluff! All wiyht. Rho sritched mg kegtops awound? All wiyht. Rho sritched mg kegtops awound? All women are automatically born with a shopping disorder. All words are pegs on which to hang ideas. All WORK and no play ... Ain't the ONLY way! All work and no play makes Jack a dull boy All work and no play will make you a SysOp. All work and no play, will make you a manager. All WORK and no play......Ain't the ONLY way! All ya do is call me, I'll be anything you need. All you've ever licked in a fight is your wounds. All your future lies beneath your hat. All your people must learn before you can reach for the s All's fair in love and war - What a contemptible lie. All's fair in love, war and tagline stealing :) All's fair in love, war, and tagline stealing! All's fair in love, war, and tagline stealing. All's well that ends well - E. A. Poe All's well that ends well. All's well that ends. ALL-PURPOSE EXCUSE:It seemed like a good idea at the time All...Who needs a doomsday virus when we have Wind All...Who needs a doomsday virus when we have Windows :-) Allah does not count time spent fishing. Allasis: One-stop gas/food/everything store in the middle of nowhere. Allright ya hayseeds, it's a stickup! Allskate: Insurance company that cancels the policy after a small claim. Almost all loan officers have artificial hearts. Almost everything in life is easier to get into than out of. Almost perfect... but not quite. Alms for the poor! Alms for the poor! Alone in a bank at night is a pleasant experience. Alpha testing - CTRL-ALT-DEL, a way of life. Alpha/Beta testing requires masochistic tendencies. ALPO is 99 cents a can. That's almost SEVEN dog dollars! Alpogoalie - Any dog smart enough to use its paw to pin down a dog dish. Alpogoalie: Any dog smart enough to use its paw to pin down a dog dish. Alponium - Blast of odor when opening a can of dog food. Alright degenerates. I want this place empty NOW! alright with you of course ... Alright! Another Earthquake. Alright, who's been cooking hot dogs in the warp nacelles? also Crow T. Robot, Gypsy, Joel Robinson, TV's Frank, Dr. Forrester Alt-P "S" "A)dd" "wanko" ALT-X, ALT-Q, ESC, CTRL-C......*REBOOT* ALT1.BBS: Fatal error at F000:DEAD, dropping...(cl ALT1.BBS: Fatal error at F000:DEAD, dropping...(click) ALT1.BBS: Fatal error at FYAH:DEAD, dropping...(click) ALTA DATA BOX BY GERY ZUMBRUNNEN ++41/82/32131 V Altar Ego: A conceited church. Altered days and Blurry ways. Altered days and Blurry ways............ Although up to its neck in hot water, the tea kettle continues to sing. Altruism is the devil's calling card. Altzheimer's advantage #2: Hiding your own Easter eggs Altzheimers is very ... ah ... umm ... I forget! always a babe-fest ... Always a tag line! Always advise against awkward or affected allitera Always advise against awkward or affected alliteration. Always attack a floating eye from BEHIND! Always be sincere, even if you don't mean it Always be sincere, even if you don't mean it. Always be smarter than the people who hire you. Always borrow money from a pessimist; he doesn't expect to be repaid. Always consider the alternative before making a choice. Always do right. This will gratify some people and astonish the rest. Always do right: Gratify some and astonish the rest. Always find a place to park. Drive a forklift. Always first decide the sentence, then the verdict. Always forgive your enemies - nothing annoys them so much. Always forgive your enemies, nothing annoys them so much. Always forgive your enemies-they hate it! Always forgive your enemies. They -HATE- that! Always forgive your enemies. They HATE that! Always forgive your enemies. They HATE that! Always forgive your enemies...They -HATE- that! Always format alphanumerically, then preview graphically. Always glad to share my ignorance - I've got plenty. Always hold your head up but keep your nose at a friendly level. Always in motion is the Future... Always it is the brave ones who die, the soldiers Kor Always keep beer in a dark place.<--Notebooks of LL again Always know where your towel is. Always listen to experts. Hear the impossible then do it. Always listen to what experts say can't be done. Then do it. Always look out for #1 and be careful not to step in #2. Always loses a little bit after its explained Always lurk before you leap.... Always proofread carefully to see if you any words out. Always put your brain in gear before starting your mouth. Always question Authority; oft venal and rong Always ready to pervert pure science for a fast buck! Always remember that a moving neutrino gathers no mass. Always remember that you are unique, just like everyone else. Always remember that you are unique. Just like everyone else. Always remember the past, but make waves when it matters. Always remember to pillage BEFORE you burn! Always remember to pillage BEFORE you burn! <--@$#% dupe! Always remember to pillage before you burn. Always remember to rape and pillage BEFORE you burn. Always remember where you came from so you can return. Always remember you're unique - just like everyone Always remember you're unique - just like everyone else. Always remember you're unique ..... just like everyone else. Always remember, never forget... Uhh... what was I saying? Always remember, to copy a disk is not to Xerox it. Always remove the last screw first. Always say no and you'll never be married. Always smile. It makes people wonder what you're up to. Always store beer in a cool dark place. Always store beer in a dark place Always store beer in a dark place. Always strive for excellence is the best attitude around Always take aim at the Tidy Bowl Man. Always tell her she is beautiful, even if she isn't. Always tell her she is beautiful. ALWAYS tell the truth - Unless something better is handy. Always tell the truth ..& be ready to run like h***! Always tell the truth ... unless something better is handy! Always use tasteful words, you might have to eat them later. Always use tasteful words. You may have to eat them. Always use your enemy's hand to catch a snake. Always willing to share my ignorance... Always yield to temptation, it may never return. Alzheimer advantage #34: you can hide your own Easter eggs Alzheimer's Club: Meet the same new friend every day. ALZHEIMER.COM found . . . Out of . . . something . . ALZHEIMER.COM found . . . Out of . . . something . . . Alzheimers is very..ah...uh.....uh.....um Am I a tagline?? I don't remember........ Am I a ZAPF Dingbat? V^\_o^o_/^V Am I an elephant?? I'm gray and wrinkled!!! Am I at Wits End, Or just stuck in my chair? Am I hallucinating or something?? Am I ignorant or apathetic? I don't know and don't care! Am I pleased or frightened? Am I seeing things or is that a dragon? Am I the only one who has had this thought???? Am I the only one who worked that out??? :) Am I wise, or otherwise? AMA EXTRA: Brain Tumors can be caused by Achey Breaky Heart Dancing! Amateur Explorer - busy getting lost & found Amateur Gynecologists are never sued for malpractice. Amazing fact: The federal Government is exempt from most the laws they pass. Amazing Grace, how sweet the sound Amazing how much mature wisdom resembles being too tired. 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An optimist is a guy without much experience... An optimist is a person without much experience. An optimist laughs to forget... a pessimist forgets to laugh. An optimist laughs to forget..A pessimist forgets to laugh. An orc paladin? What kinda strange realm is this?! An original Tag-Line! An ounce of application is worth a ton of abstract An ounce of application is worth a ton of abstraction. An ounce of emotion equals a ton of facts. An ounce of example is worth a ton of advice. An ounce of gold cannot buy an inch of time. An ounce of image is worth a pound of performance. An ounce of pretension = a pound of manure! An ounce of pretention's worth a pound of manure... An over the hill astronaut requests a slower capsule. An ow du I get dis gloo bottle out of my noz? 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Anarchy is against the law?! Anarchy is better than no government at all. Anarchy is better that no government at all. Anarchy Unlimited Anarchy, No rules - OK? Anarchy: Rights without Responsibilities. Anates tuas in acie instrue. Anatomically correct beats politically correct any day! Ancient Chinese curse:"May you live in interesting times" Ancient custom has the force of law. Ancient Greeks made dolphin-killing punishable by death. And *I* have HUGE...... Eyes! And a great whirling and a bashing of keys arose And a great whirling and a bashing of keys arose... And a partridge in a pear tree. And Adam asked "What's a Headache?" And Adam asked, "What's a headache?" And after we pull the pin, Mr. Grenade is not our friend. And all of the signs were right there on your face And all the Borg left was this Amiga... And all the Borg left was this darn Tandy ... And all the children are above average in our system. And as we wind on down the road.... 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And God said: E = mv - Ze/r ...and there *WAS* light! And God said: E = mv - Ze/r ...and there *WAS* light. And God said: E = mv - Ze/r ...and there was *LIGHT And God said: E = mv - Ze/r, and there was ligh And God said: E = mv - Ze/r, and there was light! And have buttered scones for tea. And here's another clue for you all: The walrus was Paul. And here's to you Mrs. Robinson... And Hobbes was fond of his Dram. and how come you never wrote me back? And HOW MUCH did you have to drink???!!!!!! And I always thought Bonapetite was a small.. And I might be leaving too. :( And I said "carve it up dear" - John Bobbit And I swear, every word is true! And I though this was going to be simple.... And I thought *I* had problems! And I thought *I* had strange problems! And I thought a "hard drive" was driving through Georgia and I'll see ya' "In the Wind!" -=]Buffalo[=- And I'll try not to sing out of key... And I've got 4,567 archived messages to prove it. 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And remember....If you can't beat it......Maybe sh And remember....If you can't beat it......Maybe she will! And remember: Oprah spelled backwards is Harpo And remember: Oprah spelled backwards is Harpo! And she's so good for relieving my ... tension! And shun the frumious Bandersnatch And so it ends? And so it goes! and so on. Pretty much anything which involves organizing text for And so with vorpal sword in hand and Solar Realms Elite, and Barren Realms Elite both in And some fell upon stony ground and had no THC at And some fell upon stony ground and had no THC at all. and sometimes the bear eats you. And That alone is. And that is what I think... nyeh nyeh nyeh! And that's a wrap! And that, my lord, is how we know the Earth to be banana-shaped. And the best two of them... And the bit goes on... And the Cartoon menace was no more.... And the celery stalked out of the kitchen... And the Dollar is holding steady at 100 cents And the Lord Said let there be Light, then had a beer. And the men who hold high places... And the number of the counting shall be three. And the only thing the Borg left was this Amiga ... And the only thing the Borg left was this Macintosh And the only thing the Borg left was this MacIntosh... And the only thing the Borg left was this Tandy... and The PIT! And the plural of house is....CAT.....'Hmmmm' And the Really Rottens are in the lead... And the wise mute said " " And then Adam said, "What's a headache?" And then Adam said, 'What's a headache?' And then God said E=/mv2-Ze2/r, and there was light. . . And then God said E=mv-Ze/r, and there was light. . . And then God said, "No, I meant a BUD light!" And then God said, "There will be a short intermission." And then God said, No, a BUD light! And then immediately rejected. (grin) And then she pressed the ctrl key... And then the earth exploded.... And then the fun began! --N. Bonaparte And then the Nun said "No, give me the banana!" And then there was one. and then there were none. And then this big lard-butt in a red suit came down my... And there are plenty of opportunities And there was much rejoicing. And there WAS!!! And it was good!!! And they said unto Jesus, "How the hell did you do that?! And they saith unto Jesus,"How the @#$! did you do that?" And they shall plow their swords into beach chairs. And they still go mad at this time. And this 2-record disco set, only from K-TEL! And this is what you do for fun. And this is your brain over-easy with a side of bacon. And THIS is your computer on drugs... And this, Wesley, is an airlock. And thus ends another wit-filled message. And to all you unevolved liforms BANG the rocks together. And to my Wife Lorena Bobbitt, I leave the stocks, & penal implant And tomorrow will be like today, only more so. And Uncle jerome said,"So shut up already." And we're out of coffee. SCREAM !!!! And WHAT were those mistakes my parents made? And what's your name honey, any idea? And whatever you do, DON'T CRITICIZE THE MODERATORS! And when fate summons even the Tsar must obey. and when you add them, they magically become one new #" And where is the Graduate School for VCR programme and Yankee Trader And ye shall throw money at the problem.--Liberals 19:93 And you ask my why I love her And you hate Taglines? And you know Flipper, he lives in a world full of wonder. And you must be Bajoran Major @LN@ @FN@ And you thought You's Seen It all? Well, you have. And you thought You's Seen It all? Well, you have... And, as I end the refrain, THRUST HOME! AND, it frees my palm to do other things! And, pray tell, whose imagination are you a figment of? And, they taste like the toilet seats too! And... she was wearing this sexy freudian-slip... Anderson is a common name but 'Chang' is much more Anderson is a common name but 'Chang' is much more common. Anderson is a common name but `Chang' is much more common. ANDERSON Mental Care: We care, because we've been there. andrew Andy Rooney of Borg: You ever wonder WHY resistance is futile? Aneedawhack: An obnoxious, spoiled child in a mall. Angels can fly since they take themselves lightly. Angels fly because they take themselves lightly. Chesterton. Anger always drives the mouth faster than the mind. Anger is a relative state. Anger is a wind which blows out the lamp of reason. Anger is a wind which blows out the lamp of the mind. Anger is never without reason, but seldom with a good one. Anger NOT a dragon: You are crunchy & go well with Brie! Anglican = Catholic Lite: 2/3 less guilt! Angling: The name given to fishing by non-fisherme Angling: The name given to fishing by non-fishermen. Angry Candy leaves a bittersweet taste. Animal attraction: here for hunger or for love. Animal Testing = Animal Suffering.. Animals -- the renewable resource Animals are your friends. But they won't drive yo Animals are your friends. But they won't drive you home. Anita Hill lied! Anita Hill:When sh*t happens,tell everyone 10 year Anita Hill:When sh*t happens,tell everyone 10 years later Ankle deep in the DNA pool ... Anna one, anna two.. hit it boyz... Annie, go get my computer. Announcing ANOTHER Echo? Annoy The Newspeople: Elect Ross Perot Annoying: Emotionally Stimulating. Annual shots will protect FIDO from Disease ! Anonymous Tagline Another @$%^%*&^&* Tagline!!!! Another bit of knowledge from the Hollywood Typographer Another Bizarre Doughnut Reference Another Bizzare Doughnut Reference Another brilliant mind ruined by education. Another brilyunt mind diztroyed by publik edukashn Another brilyunt mind diztroyed by thepublik edukashun sistum Another casualty of abnormal sanity! Another day at the ranch... Another day, another buck 2.98 minus tax..... Another day, another challenge. Another day, another million synapses... Another day.. Another job hopelessly botched... Another dream that failed.There's nothing sadder. Another exploration in black holes of Democratic Spending. Another exploration in the black hole of time Another fine Good Intentions Paving Co. project! Another fine message from Toast House. Another font of knowledge from the Typographer Another Funny Tagline! Another good day; the computer is still working! Another good night not to sleep in a eucalyptus tree. Another hemorrhoid cured without Preparation H. Another lazy day rolls by and yet I hear no reply. Another lazy day rolls by and yet I hear no reply... another MS DOS user against fenestration ... Another mystery of Cyberspace... Another nearly-full box of Smarties!! Another one bites the dust... Another Politically Correct Reply from ... Another Politically Correct Reply from Richard Berger. Another Politically Incorrect Reply from ... Another Saturday Night and I Ain't Got Nobody... Another smooth escape disguised as a dramatic exit. Another smooth escape disguised as a dramatic exit... Another victim of Modem Addictus Another victim of Modem Addictus. ANSI is a person who can't sit still. ANSI is banned at San Quentin; too many escape sequences! ANSI is banned in San Quenton; Too many escape procedures Ansi-Phreak Seal of Approval ANSI: Actually Not a Standard Internationally ANSI What ANSI??? Answer cloudy, try again later. Answer: "IOU" Question: Name a PAPER WAIT! Answers: $1, Correct answers: $5, Dumb looks: Free Answers: $1, Correct answers: $5, Dumb looks: Free! Answers: $1, Short: $5, Correct: $25, dumb looks a Answers: $1, Short: $5, Correct: $25, dumb looks are still free. Antenna coupling: insect foreplay Antenna coupling: insect foreplay. Antenna farms benefit from propagation. Anthony's Law of Force: Don't force it - get a bigger hammer. Anthony's Law of Force: Don't force it; get a larg Anthony's Law of Force: Don't force it; get a larger hammer. Anti-Mickeys of the world: Unite Anti-woman, anti-gay; born again bigots go away. Anticiparcellation - Picking up mail after the mailman is out of sight Antidisestablishmentarianism!! Antioch investigation: What did she 'no' and when did she 'no' it? ANTIQUE STRIPPER TO DISPLAY WARES AT STORE Antlers in the Tree Tops by Who Goosed the Moose Antlers in the Treetops - By Hugh Goos deMoos Antonym: The opposite of the word you're searching for. Antonym: The opposite of the word you're searching for. Antonym: The opposite of the word you're trying to think of. Anus - Latin word denoting a period of time. Anxiety: Nature's way of getting you up mornings. Any body seen my tagline...? Any certainty is a delusion. Any change looks terrible at first. Later on, it looks even worse. Any closet is a walk-in closet if you try hard enough. Any computer equipment, when running correctly, is obsolete. Any damned fool can predict the past. Any day can be the beginning of a new year. Any fool can criticize and complain - and most do. Any fool can moderate, and many of them do. Any fool can tell the truth, but a man of sense can lie well. Any fool can tell the truth, it takes sense to lie Any fool can tell the truth, it takes sense to lie well. Any given program will expand to fill available me Any given program will expand to fill available memory Any given program, when running correctly, is obsolete. Any given program, once running, is obsolete. Any given program, once working, is obsolete! Any given program, when running correctly, is obsolete. Any given program, when running, is obsolete. Any given program: Once running, is obsolete. Any given program: Will expand to fill all available resources. any help would be appreciated...Thankx Any IC protected by a fast acting fuse protects the fuse. Any IC protected by a fast acting fuse will protect the fuse by blowing first. Any job worth doing is worth bitching about. Any job worth doing is worth complaining about. 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Anyone who goes to a psychiatrist ought to have his head examined. Anyone who hates children and dogs can't be all ba Anyone who hates children and dogs can't be all bad. Anyone who remembers the 60's...wasn't there. Anyone who remembers the 60's...wasn't there. HUH? Anyone would like "curmudgeon" after they looked it up! Anyone would like Cal Webster after seeing his Taglines! Anyone would like Charles after seeing his Taglines! Anything dropped in the bathroom falls in the toilet. Anything free is worth what you paid for it. Anything free is worth what you pay for it. Anything goes (well, sorta). Anything good in life is either illegal, immoral or fattening. Anything good in life is either illegal, immoral, or fattening. Anything good in life is either illegal, immoral,or Anything good is either illegal, immoral, or fattening. Anything I make can become a cause for my sorrow. Anything is good if it's made of chocolate. Anything is possible, unless it's not. Anything made of chocolate must be good. Anything not a constant, is not a commandment from God. Anything not fitting into these categories causes cancer. Anything not nailed down is a cat toy Anything not nailed down is a cat toy. Anything not nailed down is a cat toy... Anything not worth doing is not worth doing well. Anything once assembled, will fall apart. Anything simple is stated in the most complicated manner. Anything that can go wr ... # ^% Bus Error -- Core Dumped Anything that can go wr ... #@^% Bus Error -- Core Anything that can go wr ... #@^% Bus Error -- Core Dumped Anything that can go wro... #@^% Bus Error -- Core Dumped Anything that can go wrong will. Anything that is too stupid to be spoken can be sung. Anything that kills you makes you ... well, dead. Anything U can conceive and believe U can achieve. Anything unsecured is mine. Anything I can pry loose is not secured. Anything we learn today may be disproven tomorrow. Anything will work if you fiddle with it long enough. Anything worth doing is worth getting someone else to do Anything worth doing is worth overdoing. Anything worth doing, is worth doing for a profit. Anything you do can get you shot, including nothin Anything you do can get you shot, including nothing. Anything you say will be misquoted & used against you. Anything you say will be misquoted and used against you. Anything you try to fix will take longer and cost Anything you try to fix will take longer and cost more than you thought. Anytime Anyplace Anywhere... Anytime things go better, you have overlooked something. Anyways, Apogee has technology WAY past DOOM, right Joe? Anywhere You Go ... There You Are ! Anywhere's a better place to be. Anywhere's a better place to be... Apathists of the world ..... ahh, forget it! Apathists Of The World! . . . Ahhh, Forget It! Apathy Error - don't bother pressing any keys. Apathy Error: Don't bother striking any key. Apathy Error: Don't Bother Striking Any Key Apathy Error: Don't bother striking any key. Apathy Error: Strike any key, or none. Who cares?! Apathy Society canceled due to no-shows. Apathy Society cancelled due to no-shows. Apathyists Of The World! . . . Ahhh, Forget It! Apes evolved from Creationists! Aphasia: Window decompose distance replicate for and. Apogee - the most fun you can have with your pants on! Apogee . The most fun you can have with your pants on! Apogee: So bad even the COMPETITION can't stop laughing! Apogees the worlds second best company, all others are tied for first Apology is only egotism wrong side out. Apparently, there is nothing that cannot happen today. Appease the Moderator Monster. Send chocolate. Applaflammaphobia - A vacation fear that the house will burn down. Applaflammaphobia: A vacation fear that the house will burn down. Applause, pom-poms & trumpets for our sysops & Moderators! Applause, pompoms & trumpets for our sysops & moderators! Applause, pompoms and trumpets for our sysops and moderators! Apple (c) Copyright 1767, Sir Isaac Newton. Apple Festival, Murphysboro's Very Own, Sept. 12-15th Applerocket: A New York cab. Apples and viruses? I though APPLES got WORMS! Apples? Apricots? This industry is full of Fruits! Applexy: Feeling when your computer doesn't deliver the info you need. Applied emotion is the key to success with happiness. Appreciate me now - and avoid the rush. Appreciate me now and avoid the rush. Apprentice curmudgeon in training. Approaches difficult problems with logic: Finds someone else to do job Approved, but not funded. April 16th: Count your blessings - nothing else is left. April: the month that lawns and the IRS get green. Apt natural. I have a gub. Aquacoustics - Sound waves in bathrooms that enable anyone to sing on key. Aquacoustics: Sound waves in bathrooms that enable anyone to sing right. Aquadextrous: The ability to turn the faucet of and off with your toes. Aquaintapparelnesla: Friends who borrows clothes and never returns them. Aquait - The time allowed at the water fountain for the water to cool. Aquamortis: To continue watering a plant weeks after it has died. Aquello - The brilliant yellow identifying waterproof materials. Aquello: The brilliant yellow identifying waterproof materials. Arabs wear turbines on their heads ARC.angel says "zip.itup" Arch-Mage Silvanos <---- Here you are; on another line. Archaeologists take sedimental journeys. Archaeologists will date any old thing. Archeologist; one whose career is always in ruins! Architecture is the art of how to waste space. Are 12 lines at 1,200bps as good as 1 line at 14,400bps? Are beer commercials great or what? Are Casey and Kildare a "paradox"? Are CD's really the Pits? Are Cheerios really bagel seeds? Are Cheerios really donut seeds? are computer viruses cybernetic organisms? Are deaf psychiatrists better listeners? Are dog biscuits made from collie flour? Are Girl Scout Cookies made from real Girl Scouts? Are humans good to eat Daddy? Are part-time band leaders semi-conductors? Are parttime band leaders semi-conductors? Are RAM chips better than COW chips? Hmmm, it depends... Are RAM chips better than EWE chips? Are taglines protected by look and feel, Lotus? Are the lambs still screaming??? Are the noises in my head bothering you? Are the taglines too long, or is the tagline-space to sh Are there Frosted Strawberry Pop Tarts in Heaven? Are they made from real Girl Scouts? Are those cookies made with real Girl Scouts? Are thunder thighs produced by "eat" lighting? Are we all being disintegrated, or is it just me? Are we far enough off topic to get jumped on yet? Are we having fun yet? Are we live or on tape? Are we living in a world where sex and horror are the new gods? Are we supposed to be having fun yet? Are we there yet Papa Smurf?? Are we THERE yet? Are we up to our necks in owls yet? -- B.E.B. Are Worfs cheaper by the half dozen if you buy them by the bulk? Are you . . . experienced? - Jimi Hendrix Are you a computer friendly user? Are you a good witch, or are you a bad witch? Are you a Klingon, or is that a turtle on your head? Are you a Klingon, or is that a turtle on your head?.* Are you a Klingon, or is that a turtle on your head? Are you a Klingon, or is that a turtle on your head? Are you a liberal? I'd slap you, but sh*t splatters. Are you a Photometric Polytechnic graduate? Are you after MY pervert award or what?????? Are you an out of work Communist? Send resume to 1200 Penselvania Ave. W.D.C. Are you being Served"... Are you coming quietly or do I need earplugs? Are you going to come quietly or do I need earplugs? Are you going to come quietly, or do I have to use earplugs? Are you going to sleep at all tonight?! Are you gonna die soon and leave your money to someone? Are you illiterate? Write to us for a free book. Are you into casual sex or should I dress up? 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() Are you tried of screwing up??? Well try getting on top next time Are you trying to give us a sheer heart attack? Are you trying to yank my chain, buddy? Are you turning everything I say into a tagline? Are you turning everything I say into a Tagline? Are you using Windows, or is that just an XT? Are you virus free? Be sure with URINALIS.EXE. Are you waiting for your prey? Are you wearing a condom? Are you wearing a troupe or is that a TRIBBLE on y Are you wearing a troupe or is that a TRIBBLE on your head? Are you willing to be philosophically illuminated? Are you with me, Dr. Wu? Are \/\/e ++aving Fun Yet ?!?!?!?! Aren't spill chukkers grate. Aren't we a;; touc; typis;s? Aren't you glad elephants can't fly? Aren't you Glad you found Net Users? :-) Aren't you Glad you found NetUsers? :-) Areoma: The odor from an exercise room after an aerobics class. ARF, ARF, ARF ARF ARF!!! arfinghnugin - The feeling you get from a Volkswagen. ARGGGH! I will not go off-topic ... [prying hands off keyboard] Argue with yourself and LOSE???-- PROBLEM!!. Aries' ram whenever possible Aristotle was all wet! Aristotle was all wet! No, it was Archimedes! Aristotle, Aristotle was a bugger for the bottle, ARIZONA's LARGEST PCBoard - 8 HST/v32b Nodes Arkansas figured out a way to get rid of Bill Clinton... Arkansas: Bubble-gum cards are in the Great Books series. Arkideo: A kid who hangs around video arcades. Arlo Guthrie does it on his Motorcycle. Armad: A person carrying a big shopping bag bearing a store logo. Armadillo: Possum on the half-shell. Armadillos invade Missouri. Check your local listings. Armadillos: Mother nature's speed bumps. Armaments, Chapter Two, Verses Nine to Twenty-One. armed, dangerous, and off my medication.... Armless, legless and memberless man: Bobbitt II, the Sequel. Armless, legless and memberless man: Bobbitt II, the sequil Army food: The spoils of war. Arnoldism: Can you open this jar of olives for me. aron (that's me) around the world with coffee Around this place nobody plays with a full deck! Arrested Adolescence is a LOT of FUN! Arrogance + Ignorance = Bad Ideas. Arrogance is the obstruction of wisdom. Arrogance is too often the companion of excellence. Arrogance never wins customers. Arrrgh....the thread fell into the ...... ARRRRRGGGHHH!!!! ... Tension breaker, had to be done. ARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRGGGGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHHHH! Arsonists of the world, ignite! Art does not reproduce the visible; it makes visible. Art for art's sake is a philosophy of the well-fed. Art is a lie that makes us realize the truth. Art is either plagiarism or revolution. Art is I; Science is We. Art is not to be looked at - art is looking at us. Art is vision not expression. Art thou an artist, or art thou art? Art upsets, science reassures. (Braque) Art, like morality, consists of drawing the line somewhere. Artery - the study of paintings. Artery............ The study of fine paintings. Artificial Intellegence? Artificial intelligence = a blond who dyes her hair brown. Artificial intelligence is no match for natural st Artificial intelligence is no match for natural stupidity Artificial Intelligence is no match for natural stupidity Artificial intelligence is no match for natural stupidity. Artificial intelligence. Natural stupidity. Artificial Intelligence: The other guy's opinion. Artistic ventures highlighted. Rob a museum. Artists' models make only a bare living. Artoo, fire up the converters. * Luke Artoo, look! Captain Solo! And he's still frozen in carbonite. As a computer, I find your faith in technology amu As a computer, I find your faith in technology amusing! As a computer, I find your faith in technology amusing. As a former fetus, I oppose abortion. As a matter of fact, I am a musician. As a matter of fact, I like beer. As apposed to the USA, the USSR and China are tossing failed Communist theroy. As cement poured on novelist's grave, the plot thickened. As confused as a termite in a yo-yo As easy as 3.1415926535897932384626433832795028841 As easy as 3.1415926535897932384626433832795028841. As easy as 3.14159265358979323846264338327950288419716 As easy as 3.14159265358979323846264338327950288419716939937511 As easy as 3.14159265358979323846264338327950288419717 as easy to spot as a kangaroo in a dinner jacket. As flames run rampant on the net, I state my discl As flames run rampant on the net, I state my disclaimer: As for cats being from this planet, I don't think As for cats being from this planet, I don't think ANY of them are. As for me, all I know is that I know nothing. As God is my witmess, I can pass the fourth grade. As human beings, that is the way it is. As I end the refrain, THRUST HOME! As I feared, you have no sense of humor. - Chiun As I learn, I know about more things I don't yet know. As I said before, I never repeat myself :) As I said before, I NEVER repeat myself! As I said before, I never repeat myself. As I said before, I NEVER repeat myself. As I said before: I NEVER repeat myself! As I said last week, I'll be done tomorrow. As I told you before, I never repeat myself. As I was going up a stair, I met a man who wasn't there. As I was going up the stair, I met a man who wasn't there As I was saying, I hate it when people don't finish their As King Arthur said: Some days it all seems so feu As King Arthur said: Some days it all seems so feudal. As lacking in privacy as a goldfish. As long as I breathe I hope As long as I can remember, I've had amnesia. As long as I live, I shall be, myself, no other, j As long as I live, I shall be, myself, no other, just me. As long as I'm here, it doesn't matter where here is. As long as I'm in charge here, there will be no le As long as I'm in charge here, there will be no leaders. As long as its not a _glass_ eye... As long as the answer is right, who cares if the question is wrong? As long as we remain unsure, we are alive. As meaningless experiences go, it's one of the best! W. Allen on sex As meaningless experiences go, sex is one of the best! As much as he drinks, watch for liquor mortis. As my grandfather had said in his last words, "A TRUCK!" As my grandfather had said in his last words, A TR As my grandfather had said in his last words, A TRUCK! As Nietzsche said: Life without music would be a mistake. As of next week, passwords will be entered in Morse code. As pure as Jim Bakker himself. As regards computering, Murphy was an optomist. As scarce as the truth is, the supply is much greater than the demand. As Socrates once said, "I drank WHAT?" As soon as you realize I'm God, we'll get along fi As soon as you realize I'm God, we'll get along fine. As U C, I have a fetish for abbr.'s! As you search for youth, take care that it's not passing you by! As you stroll through life always remember: HELL SUCKS! As you think, so will you be. As your Doctor I advise you to drink heavily. ASCII a stupid Question Get a Stupid ANSI ASCII and it shall be given unto you. ASCII and ye shall receive. ASCII and you shall receive --Z. Modem ASCII no questions, I'll tell you no lies. ASCII silly questions and you'll get some silly ANSI ASCII stupid question - get a stupid ANSI ASCII stupid question, get a stupid ANSI! ASCII stupid question, get a stupid ANSI. ASCII stupid question... get a stupid ANSI! ASCII stupid question... Get a stupid ANSI. ASCII stupid question...get a stupid ANSI. ASCII to a ASCII, DOS to DOS. ASCII to ASCII, DOS to DOS... ASCii, ASCii... Ah downhill ski!!! Ashes to ashes,dust to dust, If it wasn't for GM,our tools would rust! Ask a stupid person, get a stupid answer ... Ask about our unwanted orphan tagline program. Ask and Ye shall recieve... Ask every question. Question every answer. Ask for it by name. Ask me about my lobotomy. Ask me about my vow of silence ...... please! Ask me about my vow of silence. Ask me about space hamsters. Ask Not For Whom The Bell Tolls - M. Ali Ask not for whom the bell tolls the answer can be deadly. Ask not for whom the bell tolls; let the machine get it Ask not for whom the bell tolls; let the machine get it. Ask not for whom the bell tolls;let the machine ge Ask not for whom the bell tolls;let the machine get it! Ask not for whom the drummer drums -- he beats for all. Ask not for whom the tell bowls... Ask not for whom the Tell bowls... Ask others for help and be in debt forever! Ask your cable company for the ALL TREK CHANNEL Asking dumb questions is easier than correcting dumb mistakes. Asking if computers can think is like asking if submarines can swim. Asking PAC BELL for advice is like asking IRS tax advice. Asking phoneco for advice is like asking IRS tax ad ASL has 15 signs for stupidity; 3 for smart. ASM - For those who want to think almost like a computer, but worse. ASM - Low level programming for low level programmers. Asphalt: rectal trouble Asphalt: rectal trouble. Asphalt: Rectum trouble. Asphault = Proctologist's malpractice insurance Aspirin is an OK contraceptive, hold it between the knees. Asps!! Very dangerous...You go first. Assassination is the extreme form of censorship. Assassins Do It Secretively, and Finally Assembly line workers do it over and over. assimilated, so just shut up about it! ASSIMILATION PARTY! I'll bring the Borgers, you bring the Lowenborg! assimlate me...we're a happy family...." Assume the worst, you'll never be disappointed. ASSUME: Makes an ASS of U and ME. Assumption #1: Dan Quayle is smarter than broccoli Assumption #1: Dan Quayle is smarter than broccoli. Assumption is the mother of all foul-ups. Assumption is the mother of all screw-ups. Assumption is the mother of all screwups. Assumption is the mother of all screwups... Astern - Without humor ... e.g., he was astern son-of-a-gun. Astonish men with common sense and plain dealing. Astrakhan: The covert art of observing beauty in m Astrakhan: The covert art of observing beauty in motion. Astrology is God's science. Astrology is Taurus. Astronauts are out to launch. Astronauts get missile-toe. Astronomers DISCOVERED Bad Luck! Astronomers DO IT in the dark. Astronomers DO IT on mountain tops. Astronomers do it with Uranus. Astronomy: The anatomy and physiology of our universe. Astrophysicans try to cure sick stars. At 19, everything is possible; tomorrow looks frie At 19, everything is possible; tomorrow looks friendly. At 20 years old, the will reigns; at 30 the wit; at 50 the judgment. At a gas station, ASK ATTENDANT FOR HOSE. At a nude wedding everybody can see who the best man is. At a nude wedding everybody can see who the bestman is. At all ages you are certain you still have another At all ages you are certain you still have another year. At Antioch: Hi, I'm Bob, your date, and this is Chuck, my lawyer. At any time, at any place, our snipers can drop you. Have a nice day. At Jurassic Park they have teeth. At Barney & Friends they have music. At last! Perot actually makes a decision... At last, I'm organized, he said, and then died. At least a toad can eat what bugs him. at least BYU got my scores, even if I didn't. I don't know what I got, but I At least I have hair. At least Pee Wee wasn't *talking* during the movie... At least Rush Limbaugh admits that he's show business. At least you can always use my code as a bad example. At night, I am a licensed cleavage inspector. At right, I am a licensed cleavage inspector. At the end of the game, the king and the pawn go into the same bag. At the half: Bears 16 - Tourists 0. At the prompt, remove disk, spit on it, then retry. At the prompt, remove disk, wash it, then retry. At the prompt, remove the disk, spit on it, and retry. At the sound of the tone the time is 21:39:40 on 23 Jan 94. At times we must settle for inferior quality time. At what point in the dairy process is the Milk Dud made At your cervix my dear At yuletide, astronauts look for the missile toe. AT&GETMAIL&READMAIL&REPLY&STEALTAGTD AT&GETMAIL&UNPACKMAIL&READMAIL&LOADREPLY&STEALTAG AT&T does it in Long Lines. AT&T Sub-space: The next best thing to beaming the AT&T Sub-space: The next best thing to beaming there. At&tell: Confession hot line. AT&timidator: A forceful phone salesperson. AT&twits: Phone solicitors. ATF motto: "Let God sort out the innocent!" Atheism is a non-prophet organization Atheism is a non-prophet organization! Atheism is a non-prophet organization. Atheism: Never having to ask forgiveness. Atheist Problem #6: No one to call out to during sex. Atheist Problem #6: No one to talk to during sex. Atheist: A man with no invisible means of support. Atheist: A person with no invisible means of support. Atheistic dyslexics don't believe in dog Atheists don't have any invisible means of support. Atheists have no one to talk to at climax. Atheists have no one to talk to at orgasm. Ather be a live namby-pamby than a dead executive." - Bud Athiesm: There is no shit. Athiests have no one to yell out to at orgasm. Athletes do it on the run Atilla the Pun ATM and Windows: Great Fonts on the Free! ATM Teller Machine? Oxymoron! Atom Bomb:Created by dumb Americans & tested in Japan! Atoms of the World, UNITE (whoops, too late) Attack long worms from the rear - that is so much Attack long worms from the rear - that is so much safer! Attack long worms from the rear - that is so much safer. Attack of the Hollywood Chainsaw Hookers! Attack of the Killer Taglines (PG-13) Attempt to not ever split infinitives. Attempting to transfer virus to c: ATTENTION ..............Elvis has left the echo. Attention K-Mart shoppers, today the special is... Attention! 2 + 2 = 5.2358. Please recalibrate your equipment. ATTENTION.... Elvis has left the echo. ATTENTION: ROM Chips now come in BBQ flavor ... Try em.' Attitude adjustments $29.95. Alignment extra. Au contraire, mon capitan! HE'S BAAAACK!!! Q Auctioneer, n. The man who proclaims with a hammer that he has picked a pocket with his tongue. Audience - the APPLAUSE sign is now lit. Audiosis - The hearing of a sound after it quits. AuH2O! Auldlanxiety - Experience of waking up New Year's Day with amnesia. Aunt Em. Hate Kansas. Hate you. Took dog. Dorothy. Aunt Em: Hate Kansas. Hate you. Took dog. - Dorothy Aunt Em: Hate Kansas. Hate you. Took dog. Dorothy Auntie Em: Hate you, hate Kansas, taking the dog. - Dorothy Auntie Em: Hate you, Hate Kansas. Taking the dog. Auntie Em: Hate you, Hate Kansas. Taking the dog. Dorothy Auntie Em: Hate you,hate Kansas, aking the dog.- Dorothy Aural Sex -- Produces eargasms?? Aural Sex produces eargasms Aural Sex produces eargasms. Auschwitz, the meaning of pain, the way I want you to die Australia ... visit us soon ... where your dollar goes further.. Australian beer is made from kangaroo hops. Australian beer is made out of kangaroo hops. Australian DOS 6.2: (A)bort, (R)etry, (N)o Worries, mate! ___ Blue Authenticity Error: Window is cracked. Authenticity Police - death to Spandex! Author of "Lead, follow, or get outta the way." Author of "Zilch." Authority is like a septic tank - the BIG chunks float to the top! Authority tends to assign jobs to those least able to do them. Autistics commit senseless violence. Film at 11. Autobiography: Unrivalled telling truth about othe Autobiography: Unrivalled telling truth about others. Autoerotic - making love in an automobile. ___ Blue Wave/QWK v2.12 Autoexec: Snooooozzzzzzze Automobile mufflers don't die, they just get exhausted. Autopinion: A bumper sticker. Autumnmatt: A lawn covered with leaves. Auuuuuuggugggg. There. I feel much better. Avalanche or roadblock, I was a snowball in hell. Avant-Garde Narrow: a typeface for the broad-minded. Avatar terminal, the long distance co.'s nightmare Avenge the death of the working class! Avenge yourself. Live long & burden your kids. Average: Not too bright -work evaluationese Avert misunderstanding by calm poise and balance. Avert misunderstanding by calm, poise, and balance. Avert your eyes children. It may take on other forms! Aviation Rule #1: No. takeoffs must equal no. landings. Avoid clichs like the plague. Avoid Computer virus - practice safe HEX! Avoid criticism - say, do and be nothing. Avoid criticism--say, do and be nothing. Avoid driving a motor vehicle or operating heavy m Avoid driving a motor vehicle or operating heavy machinery after use. Avoid fighting with the ugly, they have nothing to lose. Avoid fire, flame, or smoking during use. Avoid fruit and nuts - you are what you eat Avoid Hangovers.... Stay Drunk. Avoid home accidents, joined planned parenthood. Avoid junk mail, get an unlisted ZIP code! Avoid junk mail, get an unlisted ZIP code. Avoid Mailmen...............They Are Carriers. Avoid off topic messages. Start conversations with the Moderator! Avoid off-topic warnings - add the moderator to your twitlist. Avoid off-topic warnings: put the moderator on your twitlist. Avoid popularity if you would have peace. Avoid popularity; it has many snares and no real benefits. Avoid reality at all costs! Avoid reality at all costs. Avoid run-on sentences they are hard to read Avoid temptation ... Unless you can't resist!! Avoid that run down feeling. Stay on the sidewalk. Avoid the 5 o'clock rush - always leave work at noon. Avoid The Noid. Avoid tunnel vision: Wear blindfold in tunnel Aw come on, just this one last little feature. Aw hell, just once I'd like to see Picard KILL the alien! Aw hell, just once I'd like to see Picard KILL the aliens! Aw Honey... just one more message, honest... Aw, come on! I would never go that far. Well, maybe. Away, old dotard, get away! AWOOOOGA! AWOOOGA! Off-Topic! Off-Topic! Awright, you people! Who stole my strawberry prese Awright, you people! Who stole my strawberry preserves? Aww, who let the humans in? AWWW, come on, just this one last little feature. Awwww its just a Harmless little Tagline! Ay, yi yi yi, I am the Tagline Bandito! Aye carrumba! No Simpsons conference on this board Aye carrumba! No Simpsons conference on this board! B u g s A r e S o n s o f G l i t c h e s B-52! F-16! M1! (Iraqi Bingo) B.A.D.D. - Brotherhood Against Dink Doers B.M. = Bowel Movement OR = Brian Mulroney B/Wav 2.12 B@ Something is VERY wrong here! B@ This tagline made backwards by Tag O' The Day B@ Why can't you see things my way? Bababooey! Bababooey! -- Howard Stern Babes are like roads. Babies are god's opinion that the world should go on. BABIES: Easy to make ... hard to deliver Baby Bop - Bop that baby! From the nerf version of Jurassic Park. Baby carriage bumper sticker: "POO-POO HAPPENS!'' Baby In the Gas Tank - By Who Pumped Ethel Baby oil is NOT made by squeezing dead babies... BABY ON BOARD -just means five more points Baby on board! Baby Philosophy - If it stinks, change it. Baby Sitters: girls you hire to watch your Tv. Baby stork, "Mama, where did I come from?" Bach is like a jetstream -if you can get on it, you soar! Bachelor's wives and spinster's children: always perfect. Bachelor: A guy who has cheated a woman out of a divorce. Bachelor: one who is footloose & fiance free! Bachelor: One who's footloose and fiance free. Bachelor: Plays the field until the field comes in Bachelor: Plays the field until the field comes in. Bachelorhood should be taxed, such happiness is valuable. Back in the saddle again... Back off man! I'm a programmer... Back the Metric System every inch of the way! Back up my hard disk? I can't find the reverse switch! Back up my hard drive? I can't find the reverse switch! Back Up My Hard Drive? I Can't Find Reverse ! Back Up My Hard Drive? I Can't Find The Reverse Sw Back Up My Hard Drive? I Can't Find The Reverse Switch! Back up my hard drive? I can't find the reverse switch. Back Up My Hard Drive? I don't have a license yet! Back Up My Hard Drive? Is this a stick shift? Back when I was a boy, we carved our own ICs out of wood. Backing up does not cause severe tire damage... Backing up hard disk...Insert disk 1 of 8888 Backup aborted: Please remove disk #92 and start over Backup corrupted: (A)bort (R)etry (P)anic (H)ammer Backup is for whimps! Backup my hard disk? I can't find the reverse switch! Backup no encontrado ! : (R)eintento, (P)nico ? Backup not found! (A)bort (R)etry (F)ail Aww Hell! Backup not found....(A)bort (R)etry (S)oil pants Backup not found: (A)bort (R)etry (P)anic Backup not found: (A)bort (P)anic (D)iarrhea. Backup not found: (a)bort (r)etire (p)eefirst Backup not found: (A)bort (R)etry (D)etonate Backup not found: (A)bort (R)etry (F)reak Out! Backup not found: (A)bort (R)etry (P)anic Backup not found: (a)bort (r)etry (p)anic (c)ryalo Backup not found: (a)bort (r)etry (p)anic (c)ryalot Backup not found: (A)bort (R)etry (P)anic (F)ormat (J)ust shoot me Backup not found: (a)bort (r)etry (p)anic (s)uicid Backup not found: (a)bort (r)etry (p)anic (s)uicide Backup not found: (A)bort (R)etry (P)anic ? Backup not found: (A)bort (R)etry (S)ell Computer Backup not found: (a)bort (r)etry (s)it sheba Backup not found: (P) Panic (Any Other Key) Panic. Backup not found: Abort, Retry, Massive heart failure? Backup not found: I might as well kill myself now. Backup not found: I might as well kill myself now... Backup not found:(A)bort (R)etry (D)ownload new twit list Backup! He's got a magnet!!! Backups are for whimps! Backups? We don' *NEED* no steenking baX%^~,VbKx. Backward ran sentences 'til reeled the mind. Bacon & eggs - Hens are involved but pigs are commited. Bacteria acts more intelligent than human beings Bacteria, n.: the only culture some people have. Bacteria: Rear entrance to a cafeteria. Bacteria: The only culture some people have. Bad Ass, Inc. (Purveyors of Fine Filth!) Bad Borg Bad Borg Whatcha gonna do when they assimilate you... Bad Boys In The Basement Are Calling - Joel About Mads Bad Case #12: Nostalgia buff with amnesia. Bad command or file name! Go stand in the corner. Bad command or file name! Go stand in the corner. Bad command or file name. Bad command or file name. Go stand in the corner. Bad command or file name..STUPID! Bad command or filename! Go stand in the corner. Bad command or filename! Go stand in the corner. Bad command or filename. Go stand in the corner. BAD COMMAND! Baaaaaaaaaaad command! Sit! Stay! Bad command. Bad, bad command. Sit! Staaay.... Bad Command:(A)bort (R)etry (T)ake RAM hostage BAD Cop! No doughnut! Bad Credit? No Credit? No Problem. No Money? Problem. Bad dog! Don't chew the power cor..!# NO TERRIER Bad FAT? My hard disk has high cholesterol? Bad Girl: nothing but a good girl found out. Bad habits? I have nun. Bad is never good until worse happens Bad luck is being run over by the welcome wagon. Bad mediums get Dispirited. Bad movie- you're soaking in it... - MST3K Bad officials are elected by good citizens who do not vote. Bad officials: elected by good citizens who fail to vote. Bad or missing sysop Bad spelers of the word, untie. Bad Spellers of the world uniet. Bad Spellers of The World Untie! get it?oh, well.. Bad spellers of the world untie. Bad spellers of the world...UNTIE!!! Bad times for virii -> BAD TO THE BONE I'M BABABABAD TO THE BONE ! Bad weather reports are more often right than good ones. BADGERS? We don't need no steenking BADGERS!-- Rau BADGERS? We don't need no steenking BADGERS!-- Raul, _UHF_ Badges? We don't need no stinkin badges! Badges? We don't need no stinkin' badges! Badges? We don't need no stinking badges! Bagdad in flames! Missles coming! Film at 11. Bagels, Lox, Cream Cheese -- YUM YUM !! Baghdad is Arabic for molten glass... Bagpipe: Stuff cat under arm, pull legs and chew tail. Bailiff, whack his peepee! Baker, Swaggart...Only 3 To Go! Bald men don't waste their hormones growing hair. Bald spot? No -- solar panel for brain power Bald spot? No -- solar panel for brain power. Baldrick for President. He has a cunning plan for '96! Ballerinas DO IT with their toes. Balls said the Queen,If I had them Id be King Bamboo sweeps the stairs, but the dust is undisturbed. Banana pickers DO IT in bunches. Bandile - The thin red strip one pulls to release a bandage. Bang forehead on keyboard to continue. Bang on the LEFT side of your computer to restart Windows. Bang! I'm dead! Bang! goes the kanga off the bonnet of the van... Bang, You're Dead! Banging head against wall mode - off. Banish me to Babbledegook! No, No! I DID my time! Bank error in your favor. Collect $200. Bank Rule: To get a loan, first prove you don't need it. Bankers do it with interest. Bankrupture: A Fiscal Hernia. Banned in 34 countries. Banned on Big Blue Baptism: A kind of damp bar mitzvah. Bar Chart: A list of places to go when it's Miller Time. Bar-B-Coup - When a relative commandeers the outdoor grill. Barbara Walters? Ugh...me prefer deer Barcathrottle - The wooden lever/gear shift on the side of a recliner Barcissist - The person in every bar staring at hinself in the mirror. Barfergngen: Car Sickness in a Volkswagen. Barfigngen: Car Sickness in a Volkswagen. Barfingnewgen: German Car Sickness. Bargain Tagline (no message). Bargain tagline - no message. Bargain Tagline. Barium............ What you do when C.P.R. fails. Barium: What you do when CPR fails... Barium: What you do with dead chemists. BARK! BARK! ...and you stay out of mine. Beverly Bark! Bark!...and you stay out of mine - Beverly Barney & Friends - An adult's virtual reality trip through Jurassic Park Barney & Friends-An adult's virtual reality trip thru Jurassic Park Barney (Bar-Knee) n. 1) Well known purple mutant eggplant from Hell. Barney - A Jurassic Park DNA sequencing error between dinosaur & Bozo Barney - Jurassic Park T. REX embryo injected with Purple Haze. Barney and Baby Bop MUST DIE! Barney beer: for parents who haven't been driven over the edge yet... Barney Burgers, get your red-hot Barney Burgers! Barney is a purple velociraptor, and he loves your kids! Barney is a velociraptor. Barney is David Koresh reincarnated, I have prood. Barney is David Koresh reincarnated, I have proof. Barney is really an out of work programmer... Barney is secretly Jimmy Hoffa. - Conspiracy-of-the-Month Barney is to television what Steve Winter is to FidoNet Barney is to television what Steve Winter is to Fidonet. Barney is to television what \FNAME\ is to Fidonet. Barney of Borg: Being assimilated is fun. Barney of Borg: I love you. You love me. We're a happy Borg entity. Barney of Borg: Today we learned that resistance is useless. Barney of Borg: You will be assimilated because I love you. Barney Park - Like Jurassic Park for kids. But something STARTED wrong. Barney Park-Like Jurassic Park for kids.But something STARTED wrong. Barney should tour the La Brea Tar Pits - from the inside! Barney... Windows... Is there a connection? Barney: The reason Mr. Rogers now feels macho. Barney: What happens when you feed a smurf after midnight. Barnum was wrong....it's more like every 30 seconds! Barometer: An ingenious instrument which indicates what kind of weather we are having. Barometer: Indicates what kind of weather we are having. Baroque: When you are out of Monet. Bartender, give me what the guy on the floor had. Bartender, I'd like whatever the man on the floor was drinking. Bartenders DO IT on the rocks.. Barton Fink for President. Baseball is 90% mental and the other half is physical. Yogi Berra Baseball makes sense: man with four balls walks to first base. Baseball players do it by hitting balls until they fly out. Baseball players do it by tagging until they run out. Baseball players do it on deck. Baseball players do it with a seventh inning stretch. Baseball Players do it with their bats. Baseball, Hotdogs, Apple pie, NRA! Bash any key, and put this puppy out of my wife's Bash any key, and put this puppy out of my wife's misery. Bashir to O'Brien: Beam down Dax and a twelve pack.... Basic Airline Flying-Keep the pointy end forward.. BASIC By All Standards It's Changing Basic is a high level languish. BASIC isn't; C stands for Confusing... BASIC LAW OF CONSTRUCTION: Cut it large and kick it into place. BASIC Lives.... BASIC programmers never die, they GOSUB and don't RETURN. Basic programmers never die,they gosub and don't return. BASIC: Beginners' All-purpose Symbolic Identity Crisis? Basketball players DO IT to score. Basketball players dribble while they do it. Basoonists do it to the "Bolero." Bass players do it lower and with more vibration. Bass players like lots of bottom end(s) Bastard toadflax: not the result nearsighted horny toads. Bastards do have a redeemable feature: mortality. BATCH - A group, kinda like a herd. Batch files? No, but here's a nice batch of cookies. Batch files? No,but here's a nice batch of cookies. Batches, batches, we don' need no steenkin' batches! Batches,batches, we don' need no steenkin' batches. Batches? We don't need no stinkin' batches! BATF: Burn All Toddlers and Females Bathroom scale: Something you stand on and swear at. batlh Daqawlu'taH Batman is a menace to society... Batman IS Mr.Mom?!?! Batman Wish List: Michael Keaton as The Wrath. Batman, was around here somewhere Bats fly in the dark because they see better...? Batteries not included. Battle Creek makes cereal terminals. baud bps Baud, James Baud. - famous British spy/modemer BAUD-E-BOARD - 814-9330 ... tell 'em Mailman sentcha Baudy house: A bordello with a modem... Bavarian aphorism #2: Mir san mir, host me? BBBBBBEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPP!!! BBOOOOOMMMMM!! - Hey guys, I found a trap. BBS 'till you drop - carrier BBS addiction is a terminal disease. BBS Copy-protection: Tagline #13, See Appendix C, pg 243. BBS error: Unable to read user's mind - Disconnect (Y/n)? BBS is baroque, please call Bach. Handel's allowed. BBS not Ready - Error Reading User's Mind - Start Again BBS Plus+ code 28934 BBS, American style. BBS: a method to triple your phone bill. BBSing ... time's blackhole. BBSing is a fun, relaxing hobby after a hard days BBSing is a fun, relaxing hobby after a hard days work BBSing is a Maalox Moment BBSing's like sex, except for not wanting to get off. BBSing: The Bus Woman's Holiday. BCPL -> B -> C !!! No wonder C is so cryptic! BCPL: Beats Cobol Programming Language Be a better psychiatrist and the world will beat a psychopath to your door. Be a better shrink and the world will beat a psych Be a better shrink and the world will beat a psychopath to your door. Be a boss so you, too, can work 16 hours a day* Be a friend to the earth and it will be a friend to you. Be a Lert -- what the world needs is more Lerts! Be alert - This country needs lerts. Be Alert -- what the world needs is more LERTS. Be Alert! - the world needs more Lerts. Be alert! The world needs more lerts Be alert, america needs more lerts. Be alert, the world needs more lerts. Be alert. The world needs more lerts. Be American, Buy American - and CHARGE IT! Be as good at receiving as you are at giving. Be as you would seem to be. Be bold, and mighty forces will come to your aid. Be careful of reading health books. You may die of a misprint. Be careful what you ask for - you may get it! Be careful what you wish for, you just might get it. Be careful what you wish for, you might get it. Be careful when playing under the anvil tree. Be careful when slinging mud, you might lose ground! Be careful when slinging mud, you might lose ground. Be careful when slinging mud,you might lose ground. Be careful with that saw!, Tom said offhandedly. Be carefull out there Be consistent - but don't do it all the time. Be creative - invent a perversion! Be different DON'T speak your mind! Be different, make a difference! Be Environmentally friendly - use RECYCLED toilet paper Be excellent to each other & Party On, Dudes. Be excellent to each other.. Be flexible, some things just take time. Be good to your ENVIRONMENT -- Purge your TREE Be good to your environment -- purge your tree. Be kind to dumb animals, and give small birds rootbeer. Be kind. Remember everyone you meet is fighting a hard battle. Be like Mike. Be mischievous and creative, if they fit you. Be naughty, save Santa a trip!!!! Be nice on your way up you'll meet again on the way down. Be nice on your way up, you'll meet on the way down. Be nice or be nuked. Be nice to moderators. They hate that. Be nice to moderators. They hate that. Be Nice to Your Enemies, It Drives Them Nuts. Be nice to your kids. They will choose your nursing home. Be part of the solution, not part of the pollution. Be part of the solution--not part of the problem Be patient... God isn't finished with me yet! Be pleasant no matter how much it hurts. Be reasonable ... Let's do it my way. Be reasonable. Do it my way. Be right & fear no man. Don't write & fear no woman. Be safe. Use a condom. Be safe: Use smoke detectors OR Sleep with a firef Be safe: Use smoke detectors OR Sleep with a firefighter Be self-reliant and your success is assured. Be smart as a cat: Make a friend of your enemy's enemy. Be spontaneous.......combust. Be suicidal - join the Klingon Rollerball Team. Be sure not to start a tagline you can't finis Be sure the brain is engaged before putting the mouth in gear. Be sure to specify 78rpm, 4 track, or Edison Cylinder on your order. Be sure to specify 78rpm, 8 track, or Edison Cylinder on your order. Be sure to use DEVICE=EXXON to screw up your environment. Be suspicious of all native-born Esperanto speaker Be suspicious of all native-born Esperanto speakers Be suspicious of all native-born Esperanto speakers. Be suspicious of all non-native-born Esperanto speakers. Be thankful your not a girrafe with a sore throat! Be thankful your not a hirrafe with a sore throat! Be the ball, Danny, be the ball. be true reform. Be very, very frightened, Arthur Dent. Be vewwy vewwy quiet ... I'm hunting for tagwines! Be Vewy Vewy Quiet, I'm hunting tagwines ! Be vewy vewy quiet. I'm hunting wabbits. Be vewy vewy quiet...I'm hunting tagwines! Be vewy, vewy quiet. I'm hunting tagwines! Be vewy, vewy quiet....I'm hunting tagwines. Be virtuous and you will be eccentric. Be Young! Have Fun! Use Silver Xpress! Be yourself -- if you don't, who else will? Beam me aboard Scotty. Aye, will a 2x4 do captain? Beam me aboard, Scotty!" -- "A 2 x 4, Sir? Beam me aboard, Scotty. Sure. Will a 2x10 do? Beam me up Scotty - - no, Scotty that's not what I meant Beam me up Scotty! The liberals have taken over! Beam Me Up Scotty, ............*S-C-O-T-T-Y*!!! Beam me up Scotty, it just ate my phaser! Beam me up Scotty, no intelligent life on this BBS Beam me up Scotty, no intelligent life on this BBS! Beam me up Scotty, there's no intelligent taglines here. Beam me up Scotty, This isn't the men's room. Beam me up Scotty. Beam me up Scotty. This isn't the men's room. Beam me up Scotty. This isn't the men's room. Beam me up Scotty.... I swallowed my Phaser. Beam me up, Scotty - it ate my phaser! Beam me up, Scotty! It ate my phaser. Beam me up, Scotty, but leave the others here. Beam me up, Scotty, This planet has no beer! Beam me up, Scotty, This planet sucks! Beam me up, there's no intelligent life here! Beam me up...uh...uh Spock? What's that guy's name again? Beans are the musical fruit Bear Whiz Beer : It's in the water thats why is's Bear Whiz Beer : It's in the water thats why is's yellow! Bearded Clams? HAH!! I've never seen one! Beat it through the lines Beat it. -Michael Jackson [He got that one right, as written...] Beat me! Whip me! Make me return to 1200 baud!! Beat me! Whip me! Make me use Kermit. Beat Me, Moderate Me, Make Me Write Bad Checks! Beat me, moderate me, make me write bad taglines! Beat me, whip me, but don't make me read my mail online. Beat me, whip me, make me read my mail online. Beat me, whip me, make me read my Qmail! Beat me, whip me, make me use Qmodem . . . . . . . . . . Beat me. Whip me. Make me write bad taglines. Beat on the Brat With a Baseball Bat... (Ramones) Beat the 5 o'clock rush - leave work at noon! Beat the 5 o'clock rush - Leave work at noon! Beat's me!!! I never read the documentation. Beaten paths are for beaten men. Beating hosted by Greg Holbird Beatings will continue until morale improves... Beautify America - Deport Congress! Beauty faded has no second spring. Beauty is in the eye of the beer holder Beauty is in the eye of the beer holder . . . Beauty is in the eye of the beer holder. Beauty is in the eye of the beer holder..! Beauty is in the eye of the beer holder.... Beauty is in the eye of the beer holder..... Beauty is just a light switch away...'click!' Beauty is often in the thighs of the beholder. Beauty is only skin deep. Ugly goes right to the bone. Beauty is only skin deep.....ugly goes right to the bone! Beauty is only skin deep.Ugly goes right to the bone. Beauty is skin deep, but ugly goes straight to the bone. Beauty is skin deep, ugly goes to the bone. Beauty is skin-deep. Ugly goes to the bone. Beauty is transitory. Beauty seldom recommends one woman to another. Beauty survives. Beauty times brains equals a constant. Beauty without virtue is a curse. Beauty without virtue is a flower without perfume. Beauty: Woman's power to charm lovers and terrify husbands. Beaver Cleaver has an edible complex Beavis & Butt-head of Borg: "Resistance sucks!" Beavis and Butt-head: "Taglines are c00l! Uhh-hu-hu-u-hu..." Beavis and Butthead are the new American role models. huh. huh. Beavis and butthead made me do it..I can't be held responsible. Beavis and Butthead: MST3000 for morons. Because it's there. Because nothing else comes close. Because Pikinu barked so, THAT'S why. Because SOMEBODY has to do the dirty work. Beckett/Calavicci in '94. Putting right what once went wrong! Become a Legionnare in the Legion of Dynamic Discord. Become a millionaire, send $1.00 for details... Become a moderator to up your message total. Become a programmer and never see the world!! Bed her late than never. Bedfellows make strange politicians. Bee Healthy - Eat your Honey! BEEEEEEEEPPPP!!! BBEEEEEEEEPPPPPPP!!!! BEEEEEEEEEPPPPP!!!!!!! BEEEEEP: This is a test of the Emergency Tagline System. Beekeepers like to eat their honey. Been saner than an extraterrestrial lately? Been there! Done that! Stole the tagline! Been there! Done that! Stole the Tagline! Been there, done that, got the T-shirt. Been there, Done that, Got the Tee Shirt Been there, read that, stole the tagline. Been through Hell? And what did you bring me? Been through Hell?? and what did you bring me?? Beep Beep? Must be Earth humor. Beep! Invalid Input. I take only cash.... Beep! Invalid Input. I take only cash.... Beep, Beep... nope, not felix the cat... Beep. Invalid Input. I take only cash. BEEP: This is a test of the Emergency Tagline System. BEEP: This is a test of the Emergency Tagline System... BEER - Bloody Effective Emotion Re-caliber Beer - It's not just a breakfast food anymore BEER ... It's not just for Breakfast anymore! Beer and women: Two of God's best gifts to mankind. Beer bellies = great waist. Beer bottles and blondes are both empty from the neck up. Beer Can wHEN tHIS...Notify SYSOP have Sales Aids...UNCH Beer can's empty! Memory Full! Zzzzzzzzz.... Beer cans empty! Memory Full! Zzzzzzzzzz!!! Beer for me, Bloody Mary for my friend @fn@ here. Beer goggles-see the world thru the eyes of drun Beer Gut? Nah, I got pregnant before I had the sex change Beer in MODERATION is Good, In EXCESS its even BETTER ! - Liz Reynolds Beer is Better: Beer bottles don't get sprayed wit Beer is Better: Beer bottles don't get sprayed with pesticide Beer is Better: Beer bottles don't get sprayed with pesticides Beer is Better: Beer is always in season. Beer is Better: Eating cucumbers to forget doesn't Beer is Better: Eating cucumbers to forget doesn't work. Beer is Better: You can't get drunk, no matter how Beer is Better: You can't get drunk, no matter how many cucumbers you eat. Beer isn't just for breakfast anymore! Beer kills brain cells, but only the weak ones... Beer makes the world go `round (and `round, and `round... Beer math is two beers times 37 men equals 49 cases. Beer not found: (A)bort (R)etry (P)anic Beer Nuts are $1.29 but Deer Nuts are under a buck. Beer nuts: The dreaded final stage of cotton balls. Beer overdose... SHutting User off till bubbling s Beer overdose... SHutting User off till bubbling stops... Beer will be the urination of me! Beer! It's not just for breakfast anymore..... Beer! Now there's a temporary solution. Beer!, Now that's a temporary solution. Beer, Is there nothing it can't do. Beer, it's not just for breakfast anymore. Beer, Mr. Peterson? Ok, but stop me at 1...well, 1:30. Beer, Wine and Women --- Is't Life Great !!! Beer, Wine and Women --- Isn't Life Great !!! Beer. It's not just for breakfast anymore. Beer. It's not just for breakfast anymore! BEER... Drink your daily B-complex with a foamy head. Beer.... not just a breakfast beverage anymore!! Beer.....beer...beer.....beer....beer....beer.....beer... BEER...the breakfast of Champions. BEER.KEG empty! OVERFLOW ERROR DETECTED! Bleeeaakkk! < Beer: It makes me a jolly old fellow. Beer: it's not just for breakfast anymore Beer: It's not just for breakfast anymore! Beer: Nectar of the Gods, or Urine of the Yeast? Beer:it ain't just for breakfast anymore... Beercan Located. Operator Loaded. BeerGut - if you had equipment like mine you'd build a shelter over it Beermakers do it with bottles. Beertender, bring me another bar! BEERWARE ===If it works, buy yourself a beer! BEERWARE: If it works, buy yourself a beer. Before advising "Be yourself!" reassess his character. Before advising be yourself, reassess his character. Before backing up ... make a backup Before borrowing money from a friend, decide which one you need more. Before calling Tech Support, ask the Guru Before making a backup, first destroy the originals. Before Men's Hair Club (:) After @:) Before you attack her, wrap your whacker. Before you louse something up, THIMK! Before you meet any handsome price, you have to kiss a lot of toads. Before you start anything, make sure you can finis Beginnings and endings are truly artificial constructs. Behavior is a mirror in which everyone displays his image. Behaviorism is the art of pulling habits out Behead a Lawyer for Allah! Behead a Moderator for Allah! Beheading: The ultimate loss of face. Behind an able man, there are always other able men. Behind Door #3 is... TIAMAT! Better luck next time. <*POOF*> Behind every argument is someone's ignorance. Behind every firefighter is a woman holding his hose... Behind every good computer - is a jumble of cables! Behind every good echo conference stands a great woman! Behind every good woman, there is a great behind. Behind every great man is an amazed mother-in-law! Behind every great man is his BUTT. Behind every great man, there is a woman -- urging him on Behind every satisfied woman is an exhausted man. Behind every succesfull man is woman with nothing to wear Behind every successful man - a surprised mother-in-law. Behind every successful man is a woman who made it necessary. Behind every successful man is an astonished mother in law. Behind every successful man is an exhausted woman Behind every successful man stands a bunch of amazed co-workers. Behind every successful man stands a surprised MIL. Behind every successful man--a surprised mother-in-law. Behind every successful woman - herself. behind you Being a "nice guy" doesn't cost, but it generally pays. Being a husband is a full time job. Being a pain in the ass is a prerogative of the creative mind Being a viking, I eat raw software Being able to say NO is the root to reclaiming your life. Being alive: Concentrating on goals, not limitations. Being human does have certain advantages Being liberal means never having to accept responsibility Being married means making both love *AND* war. Being multiple means never having to say "Who, me?" Being normal isn't one of my strengths. Being old fashioned is not necessarily good or better. Being old sucks! Being paranoid doesn't mean they _aren't_ out to get you! Being punctual makes people think you have nothing to do. Being rich isn't a sin. It's a %$#!@)^ miracle! Being young is...I don't remember anymore! BELA LUGOSI is my co-pilot.. Belfry: The directory for .BAT files! Believe in the Bible? Hell, man, I've *seen* one. Believe me... It's a hardware problem or a Virus Bell announces, FREE call waiting*8> BELL RATES: pay an arm & leg to use an ear & mouth Belly laugh: Mirthquake. BELLYOLOGY: The study of Beer bellies BELLYOLOGY: The study of beer bellys Below is a list of all the taglines I have Ben Dover & C. Howit Fields Attorneys at Law Bend over BITCH, I'm gonna send you to Newark! Bend over, America--Clinton's in charge! Beneath every stone sleeps a scorpion. Benign............ What you are after you be eight Benign............ What you are after you be eight. Benign: What you are after you be eight. Benji! Look out for that lion#@#~NO TERRIER Benji! Look out!!T)$#_^)Y NO TERRIER Benji, Stay of the street %$#&$^% NO TERRIER Bequeath your wheels to some destitute vehicle. Berney - Jurassic Park clones Barney, feeds him gefilte fish. Bernie: Limbless man who's caught on fire Besides, friends don't let friends buy Seagates. Best diet: Eat as much as you want, but don't swallow it. Best file compression around! "DEL *.*" - 100% co Best file compression around! "DEL *.*" - 100% comp. Best file compressor around: DEL *.* (100% compression) Best for a case of nerves is a case of beer. Best Regards From The Good Folks At Trio+ Software Best thing about the future: it comes one day at a time. Best to avoid nightmare; Never argue with your spo Best to avoid nightmare; Never argue with your spouse. Best way to appreciate a job: imagine yourself without it Best way to be useful - stay out of the way. Best way to dispose of the Borg: Give them Windows 3.1 Best way to keep your friends: don't give them away. Bet my floppy's bigger than yours. Bet their phone bills are smaller than mine ;> Bet you can't stop here. | <- ............ KNEW it! bet you can't stop reading here |<== I knew it... Beta bashing - a way of life for demented people Beta Testers are crazy, Alpha Testers are totally insane Beta testers do it first! Beta testers DO IT for free. Beta testers do it until it breaks. BETA TESTERS WHO LIE! On the next Geraldo... BETA testing is hazardous to your health. Beta version - too buggy to be released. Beta-testers do it for free. Betazoid modem: downloads the files it senses I want. Betcha Bo don't know SALT! Bette: Limbless woman who gambles Better a coward for a minute than dead forever. Better a free bottle in front of me, than a Pre-frontal Lobotomy. Better attitudes through chemistry. Better Bullshipping thru Science! Better dead than mellow. Better FILE0000.CHK than Chewing the FAT. Better loved and lost than never lost at all. Better or worse, but never the same. Better taglines through confiscation. Better than a poke in the eye with a sharp stick. Better than counting your years is making all your years count. Better than the Other Leading National Brand... Better that a judge should lean on the side of compassion than severit Better the foot slip than the tongue. Better the shoulder to the wheel than the back to the A I Better three hours too soon than a minute too late. Better to be silent and be thought a fool.... Better to face a danger once than be always in fear. Better to light one candle than to curse the darkness. Better to lose the anchor than the whole ship. Better to marry a man who loves you than one you love. Better to understand little than misunderstand a l Better to understand little than misunderstand a lot. Between cheap and expen$ive is the truth. Between two evils, always pick the one you never tried before. Between two evils, I always pick the one I never t Between two evils, I always pick the one I never tried. Beulah, peel me a grape. Beverly can turn Data off but only Tasha can turn him on Beverly can turn Data off but only Tasha can turn him on. Beverly, Tasha and Deanna: A Menag a Trois? BEWARE - Tagline Thief in this echo BEWARE - Tagline Thief in this echo BEWARE - Tagline Thief in this echo! Beware of a dark--haired man with a loud tie. Beware of a half truth; you may be getting the wrong half. Beware of a tall dark man with a spoon up his nose. Beware of all enterprises that require new clothes. Beware of all moderators! Beware of attacking SPEED HUMPS! Beware of cheap JH Junior imitations. Beware of dark rooms ... They might be the morgue. Beware of dark rooms... they might be the morgue. Beware of exploding penguins! Beware of friends who are false and deceitful. Beware of Geeks Bearing .GIF's... Beware of geeks bearing GIFs! Beware of geeks bearing GIFs. Beware of Geeks bearing gifs. Beware of hip and rum drivers. Beware of liberals bearing statistics. Beware of little expenses. A small leak can sink a ship. Beware of low flying butterflies. Beware of low-flying butterflies. Beware of men who won't be bothered with details Beware of men who won't be bothered with details. Beware of opinions of anyone with or without any facts. Beware of plants that eat their young Beware of programmers who carry screwdrivers Beware of programmers who carry screwdrivers. Beware of quantum ducks--Quark, quark! Beware of quantum ducks. Quark! Quark! Beware of quantum ducks. Quark, Quark. Beware of quantum ducks: quark, quark. Beware of the .. Oh, NOOO! Arghhh! Beware of the Bear that walks like a man. Beware of the opinion of someone without any facts Beware of the opinion of someone without any facts. Beware of the power monging InterLink Moderators. Beware of the powermonging InterLink Moderators. Beware of the Quantum Ducks -- QUARK QUARK QUARK. Beware of the woman who does not drink. Beware of Trojans that are complete smegheads. Beware of true believers you may be duped by a false god. Beware of what you ask of the Gods, for they may.... Beware the fury of a patient man! Beware the fury of a patient man. Dryden Beware the grammar / Spelling Gestapo. Beware the Jabberwock, my son.... Beware the Jubjub bird Beware the legless man who teaches running. Beware the man who fears you. Beware the person who has nothing to lose. He always wins Beware the shadows, for they are...ARRGHH! Beware the thirty--first of November. Beware The TOPIC POLICEMAN! Beware Voltaire's bastards.... Beware when God lets loose a thinker on this planet. Beware! The tagline thief lurks in the depths of Beware! The tagline thief lurks in the depths of _____Net! Beware! I'm armed and have premenstrual tension. Beware! I'm armed and have premenstrual tension. Beware! I'm armed and have suffered from PMS all m Beware! I'm armed and have suffered from PMS all my life. Beware! This is a dangerous product, manuals required. Beware. I'm armed and have suffered from PMS all my life. Bi-Sexuality increases your chances for a date on Saturday Night. Bible is copyrighted by God. Bidet? Try washing your whole body. Bire qui coule ne manque pas de mousse. Big Apple BBS >SMARTNET 1010< (516) 536-1546 RVC, NY BIG Blue ... Yesterday's technology at tomorrow's prices! BIG Blue ... Yesterday's technology... tomorrow Big Brother is watching you! Big Brother is watching. Big Bucks, No Whammies! Big guns. We need *BIG BIG GUNS*. Big nostrils? Look at your finger size! Big on NATURAL foods? 80% of people die of NATURAL causes! Big or small We tax them all. Big things come in .QWK packages. Bigamist = Italian fog BIGAMIST: A heavy fog in Italy. Bigamist: An Italian fog. BIGAMIST: Italian weather condition Bigamist: One who makes the same mistake twice. Bigamy is one wife too many. Monogamy is the same thing. Bigamy: Too many wives. Monogamy: same thing. Bigamy: one wife too many. Monogamy: same idea. Bigamy: One wife too many. Monogamy: Same idea... Bigamy: one wife too many. Monogamy: see Bigamy. Bigamy: One wife too many. Monogamy: The same idea... Bigamy: Too many wives. Monogamy: See Bigamy. Bigamy: Too many wives. Alimony: Same thing. Bigamy: Too many wives. Monogamy: Same thing. Bigamy: too many wives. Monogamy: see Bigamy Bigamy: too many wives. Monogamy: see Bigamy. Bigfoot Boogies On Down Bigfoot Goes High Society Bigfoot Makes the Valhalla Scene Bigfoot Puts on the Dog Bigfoots With Dirty Faces Bigger isn't necessarily better - take a look at W Biggest indoor heated tent event in history: B. Clinton Biggest security gap -- an open mouth. Bigomy: one wife too many. Monogamy: same idea. Bigot--anybody who wins an argument against a liberal Bigot: won't think. Fool: Can't Think. Slave: dare not Biker Nuns From Hell - on the next Geraldo! Bikini: Public Waist. Bikinis - my favourite aphrodisiac. Bill and Ted's excellent adventure happened in Florida Bill Clinton & Al Gore--(C) 1992 Walt Disney Animatronics Bill Clinton doesn't lie...he's ethically challenged. Bill Clinton is killing the future, TREK is about BUILDING it! Bill Clinton stars in "TAX-ULA". Premieres Jan. 20,1993! Bill Clinton sucks, but doesn't swallow. Bill Clinton tax form --> Send us all your money Bill Clinton Tax Form: 1) Amount earned $_______. 2) Send it in. ___ Blue Bill Clinton's not like Jimmy Carter ... more like Billy. Bill Clinton--on the cutting edge of societal pollution. Bill Clinton: the Milli Vanilli of presidents Bill Gates did wrote a slowdown virus : WINDOWS Bill Gates honeymoon summed up in one word - "MicroSoft" Bill Gates, have 'em write _real_ code... Bill Gates: "Who needs multi-tasking? High speed switching will do!" Bill Gates: "Windows is MicroSofts greatest achievement" Bill Gates: For whom the belle toils! :) Bill's engagement leads to MS-Wedding 1.0 Bill: Limbless man jammed into a mailbox Billary Clinton's Military Cuts - Two men to a bed. ;-) Billary...the first androgynous president! Billions and billions served (and lived). Billy Bob's Road Kill Cafe - You kill'em, we Grill Billy Ray Cyrus and the Dukes of Hazard? I'm not from Kentucky! Bimbo: Fictional biographical data on the back side of a centerfold. Bimbos should be obscene and not heard. Binary Choir = 1o1o1o1o1o1o1o1o1o1o1o1o1o1o1o1o1o1o1o1o1. Binary Choir = 111111111 Bink'n Along Binkley 2.50 ( Keyless & Free ) Binkley without mail is like a scooter without whe Binkley without mail is like a scooter without wheels! BIO-GENETIX LABS: "Playing God so you don't have to. Biochemists wear designer genes Biochemists wear designer genes. Biochemists wear designer genes... Bioengineers wear designer genes. Biography should be written by an acute enemy. Biography: One of the terrors of death. Biological love =/= chemical love. Biology grows on you. Biology is destiny. Bios City, where Fatman leaves his mark! Birdmodem: ZRCHRP Received. Sending SEEDS.LZH Birds are trapped by their feet, people by their tongues. Birds of prey know they're cool. birra, [It.]: Beer. Birth is the beginning of Death. Bisexuality doubles your chances for a date on Saturday night. Bisexuality immediately doubles your chances for a date. Bit Decay!? Dd y s Dy Bit Decay!? Yo say ou hve B Day Bit Decay!? Yo say ou hve B Day BIT: Past tense of BYTE. Bit: The increment by which programmers slowly go mad. BITCHENAID - It's like the best mixer, dude. Bite but keep your backs against the wall. Bite here. Then turn and examine. BITE ME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Bits make bites, but nibbles turn me on! Bits make bytes, but nibbles turn me on. Biz is better. Bjarni's lost refuge -- Vikings to the Bone Bl Bla bla bla bla bla bla bla Black Hole - where God divided by zero... Black holes are outa sight! Black holes are where God divided by zero. Black holes are where God forgot to cancel the infinities Black Holes happened when God divided by Zero Black holes happened when God divided by zero. Black holes really SUCK! Black holes really suck... Black holes resulted when MS tried to beat a deadline! Black holes suck. Black Holes were created when God divided by zero! Black holes were created when God divided by zero. Black holes: XRW, CLOUT, R:TOOLS, R:MACROS, R:Documenter Blackouts are Not unscheduled midweek vacations. Blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah... Blah, blah, blah... Blake Stone lived up to his initials BS. Blame it on the dice! Blame Murphy when you dig at the wrong end of a rainbow. Blame St. Andreas - it's his fault. Blame your maker or blame yourself, but don't blame me! Blame your maker or blame yourself,but don't blame me. Blaming others can become a satisfying way of life. Bless me father for I have SIMMed. Bless our young they will inherit our national dept. Bless the peacemakers their work will never end. Blessed are the brief for they will be invited again. Blessed are the censors, for they shall inhibit the earth. Blessed are the censors; they shall inhibit the earth. Blessed are the Greeks Blessed are the inept for they shall inherit the skies. Blessed are the meek, for they make great scapegoats. Blessed are the pessimists, for they hath made backups Blessed are the pessimists, for they have made backups. Blessed are the pessimists; they make backups! Blessed are the young, let them inherit the national debt Blessed are they that run around in circles, for they shall be known as wheels. Blessed be The Goddess and The God. Blessed is he expecting nothing, and never disappointed. Blessed is he who expects nothing, for he shall never be disappointed. Blessed our young they will inherit our national debt. Blessings never come in pairs; misfortunes never alone. Blind man: I call 'em as I see 'em... Blind people don't bungee jump. It scares the dog. bljeghbe'chugh vaj blHegh Blockade?? What blockade??! Blond Mating Call: Oh, I'm so drunk [giggle]!! Blond Mating Call: Oh, I'm so drunk [giggle]. Blond Mating Call: Oh, I'm so drunk . Blonde girls have black hair by cracky. Blonde Klingons: Because it was a good day to dye! Blonde Klingons: because it was a good day to dye. Blonde's prefer Hard Disks over floppy ones! Blonde: Dumb sh*t happens. Blondes and Beerbottles: both empty from the neck up. Blondes are like 7-Eleven's - Always open for your convenience Blondes: Legal Handicapped Parking Permits Blood and guts! That's what I love about compact cars. Blood in the Saddle - By the Kotex Kid. Blood is thicker than water, and much more tastier Blood is thicker than water, and much more tastier. Blood is thicker than water, and much tastier Blood is thicker than water, and much tastier. Blood is thicker than water, and tastier. Blood is thicker than water. Tastier and more nutritious too. Blood on the Hurdle - By Wun Hung Low. Blood's thicker than water; and it tastes better t Blood's thicker than water; and it tastes better too! Blow me a little kiss, will ya, huh? Blow Me A Little Kiss. Will Ya Hu? Blow up your vehicle. It's really fun to watch. Blow ye winds, like the trumpet blows; But without all that noise. Blow your mind - smoke gunpowder. Blow your mind, smoke gunpowder. Blowers good, paper baaad... -Dana Carvey Blue Wavers have longer taglines! A full seventy two characters. Blue Wavers have longer taglines! A full seventy two characters. Blue dove...the crackerjack is on the windowsill. Blue Wave - World Tour - 1994 Blue Wave - World Tour - 19@DY@ Blue Wave cleans away the Slime. SLMR that is. Blue Wave Tagline makers can DO IT l o n g e r . Blue Wave Tagline makers can DO IT l o n g e r. Blue Wave Tagline makers can do it l o n g e r. Blue-shifted: The only way to travel ... Blue-shifted: The way to travel ... Blue... No, yelloooooooooooooow Bluff means never having to sway your story. Bo Derek thinks we're a bunch of airheads. Bo Knows MegaMail! Bo KNOWS Needlepoint Bo KNOWS Tag Line Xpress! Bo knows Taglines! Bo knows the moderator Bo knows your girlfriend. Boardwinds - Mysterious force in Monopoly that sucks up currency. BOB FALCON for President. Well, it couldn't hurt. Bob is everywhere, man, Bob is everywhere. Bob it? Hell, she cut it clean off! - John Bobbitt Bob Nye (404) 924-1420 Voice, BBS (404) 516-6079 (1:133/815) #1839 Bob's sarcastic point. Bobbitt Penis Not Found: (R)etry (L)ook on roadside (Q)uit Bobbitt Taglines are getting harder to find! Bodily Functions: Make room for more beer. Body by Fisher - brains by Mattel Bogustie - Clip-on bow ties that look real but aren't. Boing Boom Tschak ... BOING! ASCII stupid question; get a stupid ANSI. BOING! Toxicologists have better endpoints BOING! ASCII stupid question; get a stupid ANSI. BOING! Tickling the phosphors on your screen Boingee Banga Ka Bonga?!?!?!? - MST3K Boku wa hon desu. Boldly going Forward because we can't find Reverse! Boldly going forward because we simply can't find reverse Boldly going Forward because we still can't find Reverse! Boldly going where no modem has gone before... Boldly start in reverse, 'cause that's the genealogy way. Bomb #20, you're out of the bomb bay again. Bombs don't kill people, explosions kill people. Bombs don't kill people. Explosions do! Bonds almost instantly! Bones of Borg: He's assimilated, Jim. Bones, I hate your #@!*% human guts. Discussion? Boogers on the Wall-By the twin writers, Pickem & Boogers on the Wall-By the twin writers, Pickem & Flickem Book never written: "Dog training." by Wille Bite Boop Boop Bee Boop - Betty Boop Boopchatter - The beeps at the beginning/end of pre-recorded tapes. Boost system speed by 200% - DEL C:\WINDOWS\*.* Boot & ye shall see. Replace & all will be made clear. Boot in the root! BAT in a FAT! Backup,backup,DAT,DAT,DAT Boothgap - Space between a stationary seat and the next table. Boozer's Revision: A bird in the hand is dead. BoPcAtS .. ( o o ) .. HePcAtS .. ( o o ) .. BLACKCATS .. ( o o ) .. Bordello with a modem: A "baudy house" Bore. A person who talks when you wish him to listen. Bore: A person who talks when you wish him to listen. Bore:A person who talks when you wish him to listen. Bored at 3:00 a.m.? PSSSTTT - got a modem? Borg assimilated my race & all I got was this T-shirt. Borg Burgers - We do it our way; your way is irrelevant. Borg C++: Compiling is futile. Borg Clergymen - CircumLocutus. Borg Cola - NOT the choice of the Next Generation! Borg Collection Agency: Pay up or be assimilated! Borg Empire: Equal opportunity Assimilator!!!! BORG IDIC: Incalculable Devastation for Infinite Cubes. Borg in New Jersey: "Florio is irrelevant." Borg late-night talk-show wars: Chevy Chase is EXTREMELY irrelevant! Borg Mail Reader v2.1a * Tagline theft is futile. Borg Mail Reader v2.1a X Tagline theft is futile. Borg Moderator - Your topic is irrelevant. Borg Moderator: Your Topic Is Irrelevant, your arguments are futile. Borg Moderator: Your Topic Is Irrelevant... Borg Moderator: Your Topic Is Irrelevant, your arguments are futile. Borg Moderator: Your Topic Is Irrelevant. Borg Moderator: Your Topic Is Irrelevant... Borg MTV: The Music Revolution Will Be Assimilated. Borg Pepsi - Pepsi is irrelevant. Borg saying: We came. We absorbed. We left. Borg spreadsheet program: Locutus 1-2-3 Borg Spreadsheet program: Locutus 1-2-3 Borg Spreadsheet: Locutus 1-2-3 Borg spreadsheet: Locutus 1-2-3 Borg spreadsheet: Locutus 1-2-3. Borg Statesman - CircumLocutus. Borg Word Processor - Locutus Pro. BORG! UHH! GOOD GOD! WHAT IS IT GOOD FOR? Borg's Wold! Partying is irrelevant! Assimilate beer! Borg's World: Partying is relevant. Assimilate Beer. Borg, James Borg. Vodka martini, gin is irrelevant. Borg-Cola : Not the choice of The Next Generation. Borg? Where? I don't se*(#$#..NO CARRIER Borg?! Where? I don't see any%a -- [NO CARRIER]. Borganist: music maker at Borg baseball games Borganist: Music maker at Borg baseball games. Borgasm The ecstasy of being assimilated. Borgasm: The ecstasy of being assimilated. BorgBurgers - We do it our way; your way is irrelevant. BorgBurgers. We do it our way. Your way is irrelevant. BorgBurgers. We do it our way. Your way is irrelev BorgBurgers. We do it our way. Your way is irrelevant. BorgBurgers: We do it OUR way. Yours is irrelevant BorgDOS v5.0 - Assimilate Another? [Y/n] BorgDOS v5.0 - Assimilate Another? [Y/n] BorgDOS v6.0 - Assimilate Another? [Y/n] Borgen-Daz Ice Cream: "Calories Are Irrelevant." Borger King - We do it our way! Your way is irrelevant! Borger King: Your way is irrelevant. Borgs Bunny: "'What's up' is irrelevant, Doc. Assimilate carrots" Boris darling, you're soooo nasty! - T'ank you Natasha! Borland liked dBase so much they bought the COMPAN Borland liked dBase so much they bought the COMPANY Born crying, live complaining, die disappointed. Born free and taxed to death. Born Free....TAXED TO DEATH! Born free..Taxed to Death! Born in 1943, The Year of the Zinc-Coated Steel Penny. Born in 1943, Year of the zinc-coated steel penny. Born Once, Die Twice; Born Twice, Die Once... Born to be cuddled. Born to be Wiiiillllllddddddddddd Born-again Christians are worse the second time round. BOSS spelled backwards is Double S-O-B Bosses are so busy delegating jobs, they have no time to work. Both of his feet are firmly planted in the air. Bother! Said Pooh, and twited his moderator. Bother! Said Pooh, and twitted his moderator. Bother, said Pooh, and twitted his moderator. Bottle 'o wine, fruit 'o the vine ... Bought my mother-in-law a Pinto and sent her to L.A. in 5pm traffic... Bought some powdered water..not sure what to add, though. Bounced from VANVESDP.COM via Praxis 3000 -- buy TransTech! Bow down to FLUFF! Bowlers DO IT with a steady BAll ! Bowlers DO IT with bigger balls & a finger in each hole! Bowman hesitates. You're not IBM compatible. Bows and arrows against the lightning. BOXER: Mark text by either characters, columns or lines! BOXER: mouse, menus, macros, marking, matching, math... BOXER: Pop-up ASCII chart with hex/dec/oct displays! Boy Am I Tired! It Must Be The FIDO NET-LAG! Boy Am I Tired! It Must Be The NET-LAG! Boy who goes to bed with sex problem, wakes up with solution in hand. Boy! This is Fun and inxepensive too. Boy, am I glad it's only 1971... Boy, Data, you look great in push-up bra! Riker Boy, Deluxe sure is QWK. Boy, that's bad!! Boy, you've been a naughty girl, you let your knickers down. Boy: A noise with dirt on it. Boy: A noise with dirt on it. Boycott EXXON... get a horse! Boycott meat - beat a vegetable. Boycott meat - suck your thumb. Boycott shampoo! Demand REAL poo! Boycott shampoo! Demand the REAL poo! Boys will be boys, & so will some middle-aged men. Boys will be boys, and so will a lot of middle-age Boys will be boys, and so will a lot of middle-aged men. Boys, you have ALL been selected to LEAVE th' PLAN Boys, you have ALL been selected to LEAVE th' PLANET in 1 Boys, you have ALL been selected to LEAVE th' PLANET in 15 minutes!! Bozego Narodzenie -Polish Christmas Bragging? Sir? Brain cell currently disengaged ... Brain damage? No thanks, I already have some! Brain damage? No thanks, I already have some. Brain damage? No thanks, I have some already. Brain damage? No thanks, I already have some. Brain Disengaged; Call Back Tomorrow. Brain fried -- Core dumped Brain n. (brAn'): Organ with which we think we think. Brain, like muscle, works better if regularly exercised. Brain. Brain. What is brain? BRAIN.COM file closed. (A)rgue (R)etry (F)orget It Brain: The apparatus with which we think that we think. Brain: [...../] Moderator Brain: [\.....] Any Brain: [...../] Moderator Brain: [\.....] Any questions? Brain: an apparatus with which we think we think. Brain: apparatus used to think we think. Brain: The apparatus with which we think that we think. Brain: [...../] Moderator Brain: [\.....] Any questions? Brain: [...../]. Moderator Brain: [\.....] Any questions? Brains by Oxford, Body by beer! Brandy-and-water spoils two good things Braniff ran OS/2 BRB Be Right Back Break up a relationship - buy a computer!! Breakdown can occur from many causes. BREAKFAST.COM Halted .... Cereal port not responding! BREAKFAST.COM halted... cereal port not responding! BREAKFAST.COM Halted... Cereal Port Not Responding. BREAKFAST.COM Halted...Cereal Port Not Responding. Breaking Windows isn't just for kids anymore... Breaking Windows isn't just for kids anymore.... Breast fed: A female FBI agent. Breast implant silicon should not influence brains. Breast size multiplied by IQ always equals 69. Breast size times I.Q. is constant. Breeding rabbits is a hare raising experience. Breeding rabbits is a hare raising experience. Brevity is the soul of utter incomprehension. Brevity is the soul of wit. Brevity is the soul of wit..Shakespeare, Hamlet Brian! Come on, let's go to the stoning. Brian's SO stupid, he got stabbed in a shootout. Brick Wall "Female with an Opinion" Bride: a woman with a fine prospect of happiness behind her. Bride: Woman with fine prospect of happiness behind her. Bridge players DO IT with finesse Bridgekeeper: What...is the airspeed velocity of an unladen swallow? Brig C. McCoy - Soft-tek International, Inc. - Wichita+ Brighter than Cindi Lauper. But then, what isn't? Bring back Max Headroom! Bring back REAL monster movies! Bring back the A-N Airways!!! Bring back the dobro to rock n roll! Bring home the bacon? HECK! I Brought the PIG! Bring me my blue soap box. I want to make a speech Bring me my blue soap box. I want to make a speech. Bring on the ] Bring order to your life, use random numbers. Bring out your dead! Bring out your dead! Bring the whole family...but leave the kids at home. BROADCAST MESSAGE AT 4:45pm. Brain going down. IMM BROADCAST MESSAGE AT 4:45pm. Brain going down. IMMEDIATELY. Brogg is immune to everything except a +3 club. Brooklyn -- the Fertile Crescent of Civilization Brought to you by a Supra FAX/Modem! Brought to you by ALLGONE-REP Brought to you by High-C, the beverage of Opera si Brought to you by High-C, the beverage of Opera singers Brought to you by OLX 2.2 -- the one that works. Brought to you by the department of redundancy department. Brought to you by the letters O & S and by the number 2! Brought to you by the Mother of all Messages Brown spots in the Desert- By Squat and Leavit Brown Spots on the Wall - By Who Flung Pooh Brown Spots on the Wall - By Who Flungdung. browning@galois.nscf.org BS (bee ess): n. An uninformed statement. BTN: Articles, tech reviews, editorials and Martian fish. BTN: Birmingham Telecommunications News. Now you know. BTN: New things, new opinions, new punches to the nose. BTN: The world's most open article submission policy. BTW, FWIW, IMHO, yes. OTOH, AAMOF, maybe not. BTW,"The check is in the mail."Really,it is! No,I mean it! BTW,"The check is in the mail."Really,it is!" BTW: Between The Words BTW: I'll take 1 dumb look please with a side orde BTW: I'll take 1 dumb look please with a side order of silly expressions. :) BTW: Problem solved thanks. Bubble, Bubble..Am I too late to jump the ship ? Bubble, Bubble..Am I too late to jump the ship ?? Bubbles in the Bath - By Verewynn de Bottam Bubblic - Addicted to the systematic popping of bubble packing. Buchanan - Robertson '96...The Nazi Pat Brothers Buckle up, gents, it's gonna be a bumpy ride ! Bud said,`Let there be lite' and there was Lite. Buddha of Borg: Resistance is suffering. Suffering is useless. Buddhism means never having to say you're sorry. Buddhist asks for hotdog: "Make me one with everything". Buddhist asks for hotdog: "Make me One with Everything." Buddhist callers...please use ZEN-modem for downloads... Buddhist ordering pizza: "Make me one with everything." Buddy, can you spare some cache? Budget the luxuries first! Budget: A method for going broke methodically. Budget: an orderly system of living beyond your means. BUFFERS=20; FILES=14; second and five with 1:15 left to play . . . BUFFERS=30 FILES=20 4th Quarter, 3rd Down and 5 to go on the 15. BUFFERS=30 FILES=25 - 4th Quarter, 3rd Down, 3 yards to go. BUFFERS=7 FILES=3 4th Quarter, 2nd Down, 5 To Go... Bug free, cheap, on time, works. Pick two. Bug free, cheap, or on time. Pick two. Bug: Also see PKZIP, WINDOWS, DARKLANDS. Bugpedal - To accelerate/decelerate rapidly to remove a clinging bug. Bugs are Sons of Glitches! Bugs are sons of glitches. Bugs come in through open Windows. Bugs crawl under doors... Software crawls under Windoze Bugs? I just programmed undocumented features! BUGS???? I'll get them....STOMP! Bugsbugsbugsbugsbugsbugsbugsbugsbugsbugsbugs BUICK: Butt Ugly, It Could Kill. Build a better mousetrap and along will come better mice. Build a better mousetrap; catch better mice. Build a better Windows, and kids will still throw rocks. Build a system that even a fool can use and only a fool will want to use it. Build a system that even a fool can use, and only a fool will use it. Build a vast arena, then put a half-vast team therein. Build a watch in 179 easy steps -by C. Forsberg. Build something foolproof and every fool will use it. Build your own XT, Run Windows on a 486 Building Bigger and Better Hangovers Building contractors DO IT with major erections. BULLCHIPS>-706-560-1384 (0001-0900) Politically incorrect, and proud! Bulldozer: One who sleeps through a political speech. Bulletin Broads Baud Better! Bullfight: One man against half a ton of pissed-off pot roast. Bullsh...I mean, El Toro Crappo Bumper Sticker: 'TO ALL VIRGIN'S THANKS FOR NOTHING'. Bumper Sticker: GAS, GRASS, OR ASS. NOBODY RIDES FOR FREE. Bumper sticker: Honk if you're illiterate. Bumper sticker: If this van's rockin', don't bother knockin'. Bumpter Sticker: GAS, GRASS, OR ASS. NOBODY RIDES FOR FREE. Bungee Diving - Living it up when you're going down! Bunnies and beer don't mix. Buon Natale e Felice Anno Nuovo -Italian Christmas Bureaucracy: a method for transforming energy into solid waste. Bureaucracy: That place always in need of a laxati Bureaucracy: That place always in need of a laxative. Bureaucrat, n.: A person who cuts red tape sideways. Bureaucratic organization is like a septic tank: the big chunks rise to the top Bureaucrats are the meat loaf of humanity Bureaucrats are the meat loaf of humanity. Burglar needed. All applicants please see Gandalf The Grey. Burma Shave signs for off-line readers Burma Shave. Burn a flag for freedom Burn a flag=free speech. Burn a cross=hate crime. Burn baby, burn!!! Burning down the house ! Burning down the house. Burp!......(well it COULD have been worse!) Burroughs programmers have to pay a Poll tax. Bursploot - Using one's thumb at the end of the hose to boost pressure Bury Hussein in Kimchee & Limburger! Busblender - The device at the front of the bus that swirls/swallows coins. Bush Borg The economy is irrelevant. Bush of Borg: Read my lips...Resistance is futile. Bush.sys corrupt, recommend optimizing politics BUSH.SYS corrupted, recommend optimizing politics. Bush/Quayle ERROR: Division by zero. Bush:like Reagan without the acting ability! Bushido does not mean what it sounds like. Bushpilots DO IT out of sight BUSHPILOTS do it out of sight......... Bushydo: the way of the shrub. Busier than a one-eyed cat watching 9 mouseholes Busier than a one-legged man in an ass-kicking contest! Business before pleasure... Where's the fifty bucks? Busy Day? Busy? I just spent four hours burying the cat. Busy little fingers leads to trouble... But attaining a desired goal always is. But Bullwinkle, that trick NEVER works! But essential to the butterfly. But GOD told me to use a GOTO! But God told me to use a GOTO. but good try! But honey, I wouldn't be up as late on a faster machine But honey, I wouldn't be up as late on a faster machine. But honey, I wouldn't be up as late on a faster modem.... But Honey, we CAN afford it; I sold your car. But Honey, you NEED VGA for Dbase management! But honey,I wouldn't be up so late on a faster machine. But I assure you miss, "Voulez vous coucher avec moi?" means hello ! But I DID read the manual... But I don't HAVE a life. I'm a SysOp! But I don't like Spam! But I don't like Spam!! But I don't like Spam!!!! But I forgot all about the Amnesia Conference!! But I received the operational signal again! But I thought YOU did the backups! But I thought YOU did the backups... But I wanna get my mail packet, I wanna, I wanna,I wanna! But I was just getting interested! But I'm feeling MUCH better now! But it's real. And if it's real it can be affected... But Ma, Johnny has all of his doors registerd! But Ma, Johnny has all of his doors registered! But Mom! My professor said I need a 486/66 for Lotus 123! But MOM, it 'really' WAS a virus! But Mom, you NEED 1024x768x256 for word processing! But most of all, IT WAITS FOR YOU! Star Trek DSN. But my little voice TOLD me to do it! but not to worry! But of COURSE the Universe does not make sense! But Officer the Tree didn't give way to the Right.. But officer! I was only going ONE way! But officer, I was only going 10 MIPS! but ok yes u do have a point that we shouldn't pirate these wonderful peopl But once you are real, you can't become unreal aga But once you are real, you can't become unreal again. But one man can change the present! But really, it was EXACTLY the same as before... But Santa, Naughty IS Nice! But soft, what bird through yonder window breaks? But soft, what light through yonder tagline breaks? But soft, what light through yonder tagline breaks?" But the cow CHIP is organic.... But the initial objective was to drain the swamp! But the TREK echo is about business travel, boss. But then again, what the heck do I know! But this is my sister's bike! But we've only fondled the surface of that subject. But what does THIS button do anyw%@*!.... But what if I'm a figment of MY imagination? But where's the disposable crewman? But which one is the fatherboard? But who is beta-testing the users? But who shall Moderate the Moderators? But why do you exist...here? But why spend $2000.00 just to run Windows? But you can sure get nothing for something! But you can't let her drive! She's legally blonde! But you misunderstand, I am the MASTER.... But you shall not escape my iambics. But you thaid is was a pith helmet! But you Thaid it wath a PITH helmet! But you're still of the same nature. but your message can travel around the world before they can clear But, boss, this IS part of my job! But, did you see that with your eyes open? But, if ye wish her gratefu' prayer, Gie her a haggis. But, officer, I was only going ONE way! But... What If They Went _NOWHERE_? Dr. McCoy (II) Buttblotting Fluid - The blue stuff on diaper commercials. Butterfliers are free Butterflies are not insects. They are self-propelled flowers. Butthead : Men who feel... themselves (ha.ha.huh). Butthead Butthead! Come here quick! SQUID baseball on TV! huh huh huh Buy a 14.4 ..it is like modem skydiving..... Buy a 486-33 so you can reboot faster. Buy a 486-33 you can reboot faster.. Buy a 486-33, you can reboot faster Buy a HST and keep Ma Bell in business! Buy a Mac. It can do SOMETHING right. Buy American Buy American! BUY AMERICAN. (This tagline made in Japan.) Buy Buy !! Buy in haste, repair at leisure Buy in haste, repair at leisure. Buy land. It's not being made anymore. Buy one, get one free? Does it have to be in that order? Buy Yugoslavian Wars Bonds! Buyzantine - A building style designed so visitors exit the gift shop By all means, let's not confuse ourselves by the facts. By Day, Enlighten; By Night, Endarken. By failing to prepare, you are preparing to fail. By following the good, you learn to be good. By ghod, if I hear this damned song again, I'm going ballistic!!! -AF By Grace Are Ye Saved, Through Faith..Eph2:8 By reading this, you're either a lawyer or a nut By remaining single, a man is a permanent public temptation. By the pricking of my thumbs, Diet Pepsi this way comes. By the time a man reads women like a book he's too old to collect a library. By the time I have money to burn, my fire will be out. By the time we've made it, we've had it. By the time you get to where you can make ends meet, someone moves the ends. By the time you realize what love can do, the damage has already been done. By the way ladies, I can part my hair with my tongue. By the way, you're listed as my co-signer on my AMEX. By the way, you're soaking in it. By trying we can learn to endure another's adversity. By: Trial and re-boot BYTE ME -- BYTE ME -- BYTE ME -- BYTE ME Bytebrothers..children of the ARCLITE! C -- It isn't just for breakfast anymore. C :The power of Asm w/the flexibility of Asm C code run. Run code run! C Code, C Code run, Run Code Run ! *Please* Run Code ! C code. C code run. Run, code, run.... PLEASE! C code. C code run. Run code, run. C code. C code run. Run code, run. C Error #009: FATAL! Portable code found C Error #029: Well! I'm impressed C is for Bangers. C program run, C program crash, C programmer cry. C program run. C program crash. C programmer quit. C program run. C program crash. C programmer get drunk. C program run. C program crash. C programmer quit. C program run... Run, program, run... PLEASE... C programmers do it in a structured manner. C Programmers do it with models! C Programmers do it with the LARGE model! C programmers DO IT with their nose in a manual. C programmers don't have the BASIC instincts. C programming means never having to say you're done. C sick and sh shocked C Spot run...C spot program...C spot collapse C U L8TR C'est La Folle de Sashay! C'est la vie, Jim, but not as we know it. C'est la vie. C'mon over, baby, whole lotta bakin' goin' on .. C'mon, George, tell me about the contras again, George, huh? Huh? C'mon, vote for Perot...It'l be FUNNY! C'ya! Virus Remover: Removed EGO from All.SYS . C(ontrol A(lt) B(uy) C++ classes - call for times and dates! C++ Programmers do it with class. C++ programmers earns money by inheritence. C, the power of ASM with the flexibility of ASM C-3PO of Borg: Master Luke! We will be Assimilated! Oh, my... C-C-C-Caffeine, the programmer's best friend. C-ing is believing C. Ogilvie C: The power of Assembly with its flexibility C:# Football player. C:DOS C:DOS\RUN RUN DOS RUN C:MODERATOR.EXE \EXPLOSIVE.FUSE \RUNFAST.FAR C:\> The stick shift of computing. C:\> COPY A:\MOTHER.DNA+B:\FATHER.DNA C:\BABY.EXE C:\> SWEEP ECHO Y|DEL *.* < C:\>CD IRAQ ..... C:\IRAQ> DEL HUSSEIN.SDM C:\>ERASE C:\REALITY.SYS COPY A:\TREK\*.* C:\ C:\>erase c:\reality.sys copy a:\trek\*.* c: C:\BARNDOOR\OPEN\RUN\ZIP\NOW.EXE /BLUSH C:\BELFRY is where I keep my .BAT files ^^^oo^^^ C:\BELFRY is where I keep my .BAT files. C:\CLINTON\TRUTH.COM not found--(A)bort, (R)etry, (I)mpeach? C:\CLINTON\TRUTH.COM not found. Abort, Retry, Impeach? C:\COFFEE.POT missing: (A)bort (R)etry (F)all asleep C:\DAMSEL.EXE x-linked with DISTRESS.COM. RESCUE? (y/n?) C:\DOS C:\DOS\RUN RUN\DOS\RUN C:\DOS C:\DOS\RUN C:\DOS\CRASH C:\DOS C:\DOS\RUN RUN\DOS\RUN RUN\RUN\RUN C:\Dos . . . C\Dos\Run . . . Run\Dos\Run C:\DOS C:\DOS\RUN RUN\DOS\RUN C:\DOS\RUN RUN\DOS\RUN :-) C:\JACKSON\MICHAEL\NOSE.BIT missing Sue Plastic Surgeon [Y/n] C:\PROGRAMS\FAULTY\TRASH\SICKJOKE\WINDOWS>_ C:\UTIL\NAUGHTY\VIRUS\NASTY\VICIOUS\VIRULENT\EXTRABAD> C:\WINDOWS C:\WINDOWS\RUN C:\WINDOWS\CRASH C:\USER DEL WIN C:\WINDOWS C:\WINDOWS\RUN C:\COMPUTER\FRY C:\WINDOWS C:\WINDOWS\RUN RUN\WINDOWS\RUN C:\WINDOWS\CRASH C:\WINDOWS C:\WINDOWS\RUN C:\PC\CRAWL C:\WINDOWS. C:\WINDOWS\RUN. RUN\WINDOWS\RUN. C:\WINDOWS\CRASH. C:\WINDOWS; C:\WINDOWS\RUN; C:\WINDOWS\CRASH; DEL WIN\*.* C:\WINDOWS;C:\WINDOWS\RUN;C:\WINDOWS\CRASH;DEL *.* C:\WINDOWS>DEL *.* I feel better now! C:\WINDOWS\RUN C:\WINDOWS\CRASH C:\COMPUTER\FRY C:\WINDOWS\RUN C:\WINDOWS\CRASH C:\COMPUTER\DIE C:\WINDOWS\RUN C:\WINDOWS\CRASH C:\COMPUTER\FRY C:\\DOS C:\\DOS\\RUN RUN\\DOS\\RUN WATCH\\DOS\\CRASH CA bumper sticker: Cover me, I'm changing lanes. CA Driving: To Change lanes, first pull out your 9mm.. CA Driving: To Change lanes, first pull out your 9mm.. CA Raisins murdered by Cereal Killer! Film at 11. CA Raisins murdered! Cereal Killer? Film at 11. CA, the Granola State - What ain't fruits is nutz. Cabbage: A familiar kitchen-garden vegetable about as large and wise as a man's head. Cache me if you can . . . Caches to caches, DOS to DOS... Caesarean Section.. A district in Rome. Caffeine - the ultimate debugging tool Caffeine makes the world go round. Caffidget - To break up an emptied Styrofoam cup into 100's of pieces. Caffiene free! 8^S CAFFEINE FREE! &^[ Boy am I sleepy. Cajun breakfast: Blackened toast Cal Webster, you are some piece of work!! Hoo Ha!!! Calcium Anthropology: The study of milkmen. California = Granola State: remove the fruit & nuts, you still got flakes California does have its faults. California has its faults. California is a fine place to live -- if you happen to be an orange. Can California is a fine place to live -- if you happen to be an orange. Can you remember when the air was clean and sex was dirty? California is a fine place to live, if you are an orange. California makes the best wine, New York the best whine. California raisins murdered! Cereal killer suspected. California: Our state flower is the concrete cloverleaf. Californian sentence: You know like, I mean, wow... Caligula posted rules so high on the wall so none could comply. Call 1 800 282-2882 for the truth about America! Call 1-800-52-STERN For "CRUSIFIED BY THE FCC"!!! Call 1-900-SX-CHANGE and ask for Lorena. Call 1-900-TAGLINE for information. Call 911. $3.00 first minute, $1.00 each additional minute. Call 911. $3.00 first minute, $1.00 each additional minute. Call a witch doctor! My witch is sick. Call Barf Construction, and we'll throw it up! Call Bill Clinton's tax infoline...1-900-SCR-EWME $100.00 min, $75.00 Call for the captain ashore, I wanna go home. Call in, tune up, turn out, hang up. Call it a hunch - Quasimodo. Call me apathetic ---- I don't care! Call me back so I can hang up on you! Call me Ishmael. I won't ANSWER, but ... Call me Ishmael. I won't ANSWER, but... Call me mad, will you? You'll see! You'll *ALL* see!! Call my cat?! [hehehe] No, I just run the can opener ... Call out the vice squad. Someone's mounting a disk drive Call the Center for Abused Taglines Call the Liberal Hot Line - 1-976-WEL-FARE ($10 per min) Call the Men of Science. Call this number for illiteracy: 555-READ Call waiting, great if you have two friends. Call your Father today: I wish I still COULD! call...609-783-9021...leave name number and message on answer Calling ALL Ansi-Phreaks! Come out, come out! Calling Dr. Howard, Dr. Fine, Dr. Howard... Calling for complex blends of reverse psychology and extreme violence. Calling from N.W. Wisconsin Calm down! It's only zeros and ones. Calm down. It's only ones and zeros. Calories don't count, they just accumulate! Camel: A quarter horse designed by a committee. Camelot! .....It's only a model. Camels have wet dreams too. Camels have wet dreams too. It's just a bumpier road. Camera bugs always know where to light! Camptown Races, 6837.6 Meters Long. Do Dah! Campus Crusade for KALI! Camus of Borg: We must resist even though resistance is useless. Can a blue man sing the whites? Can anybody think of a good tagline I can steal? Can anyone tell me where in the manual "RTFM" is defined? Can bankers count? Eight windows and only four tellers? Can elephants fly? Can God make a rock so big He can't lift it? Can I blame all of my spelling on line noise? Can I blame my spelling on Line Noise? Can I call you Ms. Dos? Can I go back to bed now? Can I go now? Can I go to prison for this? Can I yell "movie!" in a crowded firehouse? Can I yell "movie" in a crowded firehouse? Can I yell "movie" in a crowded firehouse?? Can O' Worms. Open, Heat, & Eat. Ready in 15 mins. Can Pee Wee choose to waive the evidence in court? Can taglines be recycled? Can taglines have sequels? Hmmm..... Can the Borg assimilate Q? Can the world take TWO of us? ;-) Can we get loss of liability insurance insurance? Can you be arrested for stealing taglines? Can you believe it - for once she is speechless! Can you believe that thing is STILL moving? Can you do the Picard Maneuver in a Grand am? Can you do the Picard Maneuver in a Grand Am? Can you do the Picard Maneuver in an Isuzu? Can you find the mispelled word in hear? Can YOU fly? Can you get Modem Addictus from a CALL girl? Can you give up Catholicism for Lent? Can you Handel music with a Baroquen instrument? Can you hear the bilabial fricative I'm sending you. Can you open your mind without it falling out? Can you prove it didn't happen? Can you remember when the air was clean and sex was dirty? Can you repeat the bit after "Listen very carefully"? Can you repeat the part after 'Listen very carefully'? Can you say "cruddy bloody buggy programs" 3 x fast? Can you say critical mass? I knew you could. Can you say.... keyboard? Can you see it Joker? It's written all over my face. Can YOU spell F-R-U-S-T-R-A-S-H.....F-R-U-S-T-R-I....F-R- Can you teach an old hooker new tricks? Can you teach an old moderator new tricks? Can you teach an old SysOp new tricks? Can you teach new dogs old tricks? Can you tell I need more tag lines? Can you tell me how to get, how to get to Sesame Street? can you tell me more about this product? What size ( i need baby or less ). Can you whistle 300 baud? Can't eat, can't sleep, can't bury the husband in the back yard. Can't find COLDBEER.CAN, Moderator not loaded. Can't find COLDBEER.CAN: SYSOP.EXE not loaded Can't get this drive to backup, forward only operation. can't get to the FINAL BATTLE! The door is hidden by a wall!! Can't guarantee it'll wotk for you, but it did for me.... Can't have evrything. Where would you put it? Can't learn to do it well? Learn to enjoy doing it badly Can't learn to do it well? Learn to enjoy doing it badly! Can't live with her, without her, or SHOOT her! Can't load CANADA.SYS, invalid parameter, /LOWTAXES. Can't see it? It IS there, using Stealth technology. Can't see it? It's there. I'm using stealth technology. Can't touch this! CAN'T UNDERESTIMATE THE POWER OF FEAR Can't underestimate the power of fear. Can't use Windows, have single tasking brain and fingers. Can't wait for MS-DOS 5.01! Can't wait for them 100Gb, 10ns drives! Can't Win, Can't Break Even, Can't Quit Cana-DOS: "Yer sure, eh?" (O)k, eh! (N)o way! (B)eauty! Canada -- C eh? N eh? D eh? Canada: C Eh? N Eh? D Eh? CANADA: SAVE THE TREES; EAT A BEAVER. Canadian DOS prompt C:\EH?> Canadian DOS Prompt: EH>? Canadian DOS prompt: EH?\> Canadian wildlife found here. CANADOS: Format C:? Yer Sure, eh? [Y] [N]o way hoser! Cancan girls DO IT for kicks Candy's dandy but liquor's quicker. - O.N. Candygram for Mongo. Mongo LIKE candy! Caniscootus: A dog pushing its food bowl around the floor as it eats. Cannibal: one who gets fed up with people. Cannon Films....guaranteed to show up on MST3K Cannot Load CLINTON.SYS - File Corrupt. (Truth Missing) Cannot open /usr/games/lib/taglines. Cannot the kingdom of salvation take me home? Cant expect to keep them on the farm after they've seen Paris. Cant expect to keep them on the farm after theyve seen Paris. Canta il futuro! Cap'n Crunch found murdered! Cereal killer blamed. Cap'n, I threw your stinkin palm tree overboard! Cap'n, this t'glin dinna' say ennythin! Capital Punishment Justification #3: Punishment of the guilty. Capital Punishment means never having to say "you again?" Capital Punishment: the income tax. Capitalism. I love it! Capitalism:It's not just a good idea, it's the BEST idea! Capitalistic man exploits man; Socialism reverses this. Capt'n! The spellchecker kinna take this abuse! Capt'n....there be whales here!!!!!! Scotty Captain ... one .. harmless ... little ... Tribble? Captain Daft - Your one stop shop for DaFt information! Captain Kirk is a weenie. Captain Kirk: We come in peace. Shoot to kill. Captain please, not in front of the Klingons. Captain Pollard.. Renegade ship approc!@$(@#&$* NO CARRIER Captain! Sensors detect an end-of-file marker... Captain! The spell checker kinna take this abuse! Captain! The UARTs kenna' take these speeds! Captain!!! The Twit Filters canna' take much more a' this! Captain's Log, star date 21:34.5. Captain, a Klingon does NOT play Tetris. Captain, beam Michael back for short-arm inspection. Captain, I beleive it is time for a colorful metaphor. Captain, I protest. I am NOT a merry man! - Worf Captain, I sense millions of minds staring at my b Captain, I sense... a PLOT DEVICE! Captain, phasers and photons down, get the hand phaser ou\ Captain, phasers and photons down, get the hand phasers out Captain, stop staring at my chest! Troi Captain, The mains are OFFLINE and I cant send Starfleet a message! Captain, the UARTs won't take this Speed! Captain, this board seems highly illogical. Captain, we are being hailed. Get out your umbrella. Captain, we have attained ridiculous speed. * Data Captain, why do you have floor wax in here? Captain, why not just give the Borg Windows 3.1? Captain... your head! You're growing HAIR!!! Captain: Sensors detect the presence of a line eater! Captin...I can't defy the laws of the moderators. Car pooling - By Sharif d'Ride Carasvemos, corazones no sabemos. Cardassian Burger: How many pickles do you see? Cardassian Cable Co.: Bad picture? You're wrong, it's crystal clear Cardinal Fang! Fetch...THE COMFY CHAIR! Care to join the "Flat Earth" Society? Careful planning is the key to safe and swift travel. Careful planning will never replace dumb luck. Careful what you think you want, you may get it. Careful with that axe Eugene... Careful!!...You may be the only Bible some people ever read. Carefully avoid anything said to be NEATO! Carelessness does more harm than a want of knowledge. Caroming off the sides of Time and hurtling toward tomorrow . . . Carpe GM-!!!-Seize the Game Master! Carpe that diem sucker! Carpenter's Rule: Cut to fit; beat into place. Carpenters are just plane folks Carpenters are just plane folks. Carpillary action - Enables water to move up a windshield. Carrier Landing - Most Fun Possible with pants on! Cars aren't the only things recalled by the manufacturer. Carson of Borg: How futile is it? Carter didn't kill America...but Clinton just might! CASH ONLY! We Know Your Kind! Cash value of this tagline: 1/20 of 1 cent Cash, a poor person's credit card. Cash: a poor man's credit card! CASINO activates Aug 15th Casserole: Yesterdays leftovers incognito. Cast your bread upon the waters ... and it will re Castrate - the hotel rate for actors. Castration takes balls. Castration?!? Oh my god! I thought he said circumcision! Cat (kat') n. Dog with an attitude problem. Cat (n): 1. Furry keyboard cover. 2. Alarm Clock. Cat (n): Fast, psychotic animal bred for target practice. Cat + unattended keyboard = garbage all over screen Cat bathing is a martial art. Cat Game #6: fit into the smallest space possible. Cat mystery: Why did it become a domestic animal? Cat of Borg: I think I'll assimilate ... myself! Cat's Favorite Game - "Ha! Made you look!" Cat's In The Bag! The Neighbours Holler! Cat: Furry alarmclock. CAT: I hope that Schrodinger guy put litter in here ... CAT: I hope that Schrodinger guy put litter in here... Cat;ady Cat? I had a cat once, kinda tasted like chicken Catalan Opening: Starting a local area network for cats. Catastrophes to others are everyday events to you. Catch SMOKER's echo at Family tree 1:147/32 Catch SMOKER's echo on 1st Untied Chrch (404)552-8366 Catch SMOKER's issues echo at Fam. tree 1:147/32 Catch SMOKER's issues echo Twilight Zone 1:147/9 Catch the Blue Doodie! Catch the Blue Wave! Catch the OS/2 Revolution! Catch the wave, or don't. See if we care. Catch the wave........... Catgut [n], My dog got fleas but my catgut kittens. Catholic girls, in the little white dress Catholic girls... send me a dozen! Catlady Cats are good for just 2 things - mulch...and...I forget. Cats are like furry dilettanti, or the reverse? Cats are pretty cool - you can kill them nine times!!! Cats are Roommates...... Dogs are Family! Cats are smarter than dogs. You can't get eight cats to pull a sled. Cats crawl under gates, software under Windows. Cats have fur coats because they look sillly in raincoats Cats Know Their Rights. Cats like Windows, it seems to attract Mice... Cats teach that not everything in nature has a function. Cats took many thousands of years to domesticate humans. Cats, proof that eating and sleeping isn't all bad Cats, proof that eating and sleeping isn't all bad. CATS. CATS ARE NICE. - Death, "Sourcery" Cats. Earths most purrfect lifeform. Cats: Pit Bull junk food. caught in a landslide, no escape from reality Cauliflower is nothing but cabbage with a college education. Cause I love my ol' tag... Cause of Death: CRC Error Caustic soda: the beverage to cure acid indigestion. Caution PET XING CAUTION! Taglines may be hazardous to your disk space! CAUTION! **_**_** Tribble crossing. Caution! - BUG Bashing in progress - Caution! Caution! - Bug squashing in progress. CAUTION! Be very careful of warnings. CAUTION! Big tool. CAUTION! Blown Brain At Work! CAUTION! Breathing may be hazardous to your health. CAUTION! BUG Bashing in progress - Caution! CAUTION! Computer Store Ahead - Hide Credit Cards! CAUTION! Contents under pressure. CAUTION! Corny tagline alert. CAUTION! Do not install prior to installation. CAUTION! Do Not Look Into Laser With Remaining Eye. CAUTION! Do not operate heavy machinery while reading tagline! CAUTION! High Pressure!!! Contents are PKZIPED. CAUTION! Hungry Dieter--May bite if provoked. CAUTION! I was not hired for my disposition. CAUTION! INCORRIGIBLE PUNSTER! DON'T INCOURAGE. CAUTION! Man with tools. CAUTION! Not to be taken internally. CAUTION! OBJECTS ON SCREEN ARE CLOSER THAN THEY APPEAR. CAUTION! Off Medication and Dangerous. CAUTION! PET XING CAUTION! Programmer X-ing.. CAUTION! REMOVE CAT FROM MICROWAVE WHEN NOT IN USE. Caution! Sensitive SYSOP - DO NOT offend !!!! :-> CAUTION! Sexually Active Area. Protection must be worn at all times. CAUTION! Silver Xpress roaring through here! CAUTION! Slippery when oiled. CAUTION! Student BBS'er at the Wheel... CAUTION! Taglines can be hazardous to disk space! CAUTION! Taglines may be closer than they appear! CAUTION! Taglines may be hazardous to your disk space! CAUTION! The mass of this product is 85 megatons energy equivalent. CAUTION! The Users Bite. CAUTION! This side up. CAUTION! This stuff is addictive... CAUTION! This Tagline offensive to some audiences. CAUTION! This tagline stops for page breaks. CAUTION! Trigger Happy Klingon manning Tactical station! CAUTION! Use with a 3-wire electrical system only! CAUTION! We have a trigger happy Klingon at tactical. Caution, Student BBS'er at the Wheel... Caution--I was not hired for my disposition CAUTION--The Users Bite CAUTION. Taglines can be hazardous to disk space! Caution: Blown Brain At Work! Caution: Breathing may be hazardous to your healt Caution: Breathing may be hazardous to your health. CAUTION: Dangerous and off Medication... Caution: High Pressure!!! Contents are PKZIPED CAUTION: INCORRIGABLE PUNSTER! DON'T INCORRIGE Caution: PET XING CAUTION: be very careful of warnings. Caution: Big tool. Caution: Blown Brain At Work! Caution: Breathing may be hazardous to your health. Caution: Contents under pressure Caution: Contents under pressure! CAUTION: Corny tagline alert CAUTION: Do not install prior to installation. CAUTION: Do Not Look Into Laser With Remaining Eye. Caution: Do not operate heavy machinery while reading tagline! Caution: High Pressure!!! Contents are PKZIPED Caution: Humorous tagline under construction. Caution: Hungry Dieter--May bite if provoked CAUTION: INCORRIGABLE PUNSTER! DON'T INCORRIGE CAUTION: INCORRIGIBLE PUNSTER! DON'T INCOURAGE Caution: Man with tools. Caution: Not to be taken internally. CAUTION: OBJECTS ON SCREEN ARE CLOSER THAN THEY APPEAR CAUTION: Off Medication and Dangerous Caution: PET XING CAUTION: Programmer X-ing.. CAUTION: REMOVE CAT FROM MICROWAVE WHEN NOT IN USE CAUTION: Sexually Active Area. Protection must be worn at all times. CAUTION: Slippery when oiled Caution: Slow Children at Play! Caution: SysOp under pressure! CAUTION: The mass of this product is 85 megatons energy equivalent. Caution: This side up Caution: This stuff is addictive... Caution: This tagline stops for page breaks. CAUTION: Trigger Happy Klingon manning Tactical station! CAUTION: Use with a 3-wire electrical system only! Caution: We have a trigger happy Klingon at tactical. Cavers DO IT deep, wet, & tight. Cavorting about like that isn't proper behavior. Picard CBC Newsworld - I'd rather have the six pack...\ Tetris Tagline In C I N E M A S C O P E with BlueWave I just got run over <- Will "Hooked on Phonics" teach this? CChheecckk yyoouurr dduupplleexx sswwiittcchh.. CCITT - Can't Conceive Intelligent Thoughts Today CCITT- Can't Conceive Intelligent Thoughts Today CCITT=Confused Corporations In Thrall to Terror CD C:\IRAQ ... DEL HUSSEIN.SDM ... CD \TELIX\ACCESS\QEDIT\TAGLINE:MESSAGE. CD-WOM, Wead onwy memowy. CDC Left The Competition In The Dust YEARS Ago ... ! Ceci n'est pas un chapeau. Cedant arma togae. Celebrate Earth Day Celebrate Hannibal Day this year. Take an elephant to lunch. Celebrate Hannibal Day. Take an elephant to lunch. Celebrate Hannibal Day. Eat Jodi Foster. Celebrate Hannibal Day. Have a friend for lunch. Celebrate the first day you open the windows. Celery farmers play the stalk market. Celery raw develops a jaw. But stewed, is quietly chewed Celery raw develops a jaw. But stewed, is quietly chewed. Celibacy is *NOT* hereditary. Celibacy is not an inherited characteristic. Celibacy is not hereditary. Celibacy is not inherited Celibacy isn't hereditary. Your children force it on you. Cellostatic - Property of cracker wrappers that causes them to stick. Cement shoes, dirt cheap. Ask for Guido. Cemetery: (n); A marble orchard you can take for granite. Censor - a man who knows more than he thinks you should. CENSORED BY THE TAGLINE POLICE... Censorship is something I do like! Censorship is un-American Cent, 5 cent, 10 cent, dollar. Central Texas Emergency Services BBS - Austin, Texas - (512)251-3746 Centstress - Anxiety felt when asked, "Do you have a penny?" Cereal Killer Strikes Again! Cap'n Crunch found dead... Cereal port 1 error, frosted flakes NOT found! Cereal port 1 error......... Certe, Toto, sentio nos in Kansate non iam adesse. Certified Debugger = VW Mechanic with Inspection License Certified Rocket Scientist Certified to serve! Certum est quia impossibile est. Cesarean Section: A historic district in Rome. cf. Alma's "Meine Leibeswerbung mit Darryl Basner." CFOs DO IT with flow CGA is the pallete from hell Chag Sameach (Happy Holiday) -Hebrew Chain tagline - Stolen 381 times - Add 1 when stolen. Chain Tagline! Copy or bad luck will follow! Chain Tagline... Add one number when you steal it [02354] Chain Tagline: Now stolen [261] times. Add 1 as s Chain Tagline: Now stolen [7] times. Challenge is the fuel that drives the winner. CHAMELEON BBS, POB 252 Victor, NY 14564 (716) 742-1909 Chance makes our parents, but choice makes our friends. Change is inevitable ... except from vending machines. Change is the essential process of all existence. Changing Diapers: It's more than a job, it's a doody. Chaperone: a form of fire extinguisher. char (*(*x())[])() Character above reproach: Still one step ahead of the law -evaluationese Character is much easier kept than recovered. Character is not made in a crisis - it is only exhibited. Charity begins at home, and mostly ends where it begins. Charity begins at home...preferably, at MY home. Charity: a thing that begins at home and usually stays there. Charlie Don't Surf. Charlie Jarman (910)654-4658 or (910)654-5593 Charlie was a chemist, but Charlie is no more. What Charlie thought was H2O was H2SO4. Charter Member of Journalists for Accuracy. Charter Member of Politicians for Ethics. Chaste makes waste. Chastity - most unnatural of the perversions Chastity Belt is here. Do you have the right key? Chastity is it's own punishment. Chastity is the most peculiar of all the sexual aberrations. Chastity is the worst of all sexual perversions. CHASTITY: The most unnatural of sexual perversions. Chat mode is DISABLED during Quantum Leap Chat mode is DISABLED during Star Trek h$ g m m  h$ Check again to make sure it's not loaded. Check book: a book with a unhappy ending. Check for *.bat's in your c:\belfry\ ! Check the dilithium crystals, we got us a cross-echo! Check the dilithium crystals, we've got a cross-echo. Check your altimeter! Pull a lever! Push a button! Check your hormones at the door. THANKS -The Management Cheech! Hey! Cheech! Cheer leaders DO IT cheerfully. Cheer up, the worst is yet to come. Cheese can be your friend! Cheese food---------What cheese eats! Cheese it... the Moderator! Cheese it...the MODERATORS! Chelsea Clinton: "Somebody, tell me I'm ADOPTED!" Chelsea Clinton: Dad, meet my new steady...Rush Limbaugh! Chelsea has two mommies Chemistry professors never die, they just fail to react. Chemistry professors never die, they just smell that way! Chemistry stinks. Chemists do it on the bench! Chemists don't die, they just stop reacting! Chemists have nice reactions. Chemists never die -- they just stop reacting. Cheops' Law: Nothing ever gets built on schedule or within budget. Cherish all your happy moments; they make a fine cushion for old age. Cherk - Person who writes a check for the items in the grocery store. Cherubino alla vittoria, alla gloria militar! Chessplayers DO IT knightly! Chet's nuts roasting on an open fire... OUCH! Chevrolet, Heartbreak of America. Chewbacca of Borg: RRWARARRHHG!! Chicken - the egg's way of making more eggs. Chicken heads are the chief food of captive alligators. Chicken Little only has to be right once. Chicken Little was right. Chickens are how eggs make more eggs. Childish Game: One at which your spouse beats you. Children are curly, dimpled lunatics. Children are our future: Teach them well and love them honest. Children deserve to be wanted, and feel free and safe. Children have more need of models than of critics. Children Learn What They Live! Children need love, especially when they don't deserve it. Children of Waco, I feel your pain! -- Bill Clinton Children: Pure love contained in soft packages. Children: the most common sexually transmitted disease. Children: unreasonable facsimilies Chile today. Hot tamale. Chinese computer = Abacus. Chinese restaurant called 'Hung Far Lo'. Chiplinger - Debris left in the dip during a large party. Chipmunks roasting on an open fire ... Chipmunks roasting on an open fire... Chit chat and drivel unwelcome here Chizboiger, Chizboiger, Pepsi, Pepsi!! Chocography - Information describing the candy arrangement in box. Chocolate coat them words. You'll be eating them later. Chocolate is a zit's best friend. Choice is irrelevant. - Locutus for Pepsi. Choking on a beernut? Apply the Heineken maneuver. Choose heaven for climate, hell for society. Choose your friends carefully - Y. Arafat Choose your friends, allow your enemies to choose you. Choosey cats choose Logitech Mice 10:1 Over MicroSoft! Choosey cats prefer Microsoft mice, 10 to 1 Choosy cats prefer Microsoft mice 10:1 Choosy modemers choose GIF Choosy perverts choose .GIF! Choosy perverts choose GIF! Choosy perverts choose GIF. Choosy users choose GIF! Choosy voyeurs choose .GIF! Choosy voyeurs choose .GIF! Chopped Cabbage; not just a good idea, its the SLAW! Chris Davis/311 25th St SE/Willmar, MN 56201/(612) 231-1750 Chris does the work of 3 Men...Larry, Moe & Curly Christ died for our sins, so let's not disappoint him. Christian Science Programming: "Let God Debug It!" Christina Applegate Fan Club -- Go Kelly Bundy! Christmas & Halloween confuse programmers: DEC 25, OCT 31 Christmas on other planets, when Mondovideo continues. Christmas or nayah saal mubarak -Urdu/Pakistan Christmas Christmas tag-sale. Handmade gifts for the hard-to-find person. Christmas time is here to stay - so they say! Christmas? I want to see the list of naughty girls! Chronesia - The tendency to not know the time when asked, after checking. Chutzpah: Does your BBS take collect calls? Ciao .. Adieu .. Hasta luego .. Goodbye .. Aloha .. Ciao! Bill Cigadent - Any accident involving a cigarette. cigar is just a cigar. Cindarella's Godmother was a fairy. Cindy Crawford and a stick of butter, please. Cinemuck - The popcorn/soda/candy melted all over the theater floor. Cineslouch - The position one adopts during a shock/horror scene. Circular Definition: see Definition, Circular. Circular logic will only get you dizzy. Circus Bear is fuzzy. Citation for slow BBS'ing: Going 2400 in an HST lane. Cities, like cats, will reveal themselves at night Cities, like cats, will reveal themselves at night. Citizens Prepared to Respond, CPR City Morgue: You stab 'em, we slab 'em. City Morgue? But I dialed 911! Civil servants are neither civil nor servile. Civil War Firearms - By Captain Ball Civil War. There's an oxymoron if I've ever heard one. Civilization is a movement, it is a voyage not a harbor. Civilization is a race between education and catastrophe. Civilization is fun! Anyway, it keeps me busy!! Civilization: Biggest syntax error in history! Civilized people need love for full sexual satisfaction. Claiming mental bankruptcy is always an easy option. Clap On *CLAP* *CLAP* Clap Off *CLAP* *CL*$*(@)F{]/~` NO CARRIER Clap on -CLAP-CLAP- Clap off -CLAP-CLAP- NO CARRIER Clap on <>, Clap off <>#@%%*&@ NO CARRIER Clap on Clap off Clap off! ~2v2h~#bu4bNO CARRIER Claravoiant meeting canceled due to unforseen events. Clarify my position? But it would only confuse things! Clark Kent is a transvestite. Class I like : public Sex { \ Class warfare is foolish because the poor always lose. Classes NOW Forming! BIG demand for Petroleum Transfer Engineers Classes NOW Forming! BIG demand for Petroleum Transfer Enginneers Classic oxymoron: Common sense. Classical music is the kind we keep thinking will turn into a tune. Classified ad: For Sale: Man's suit, perfect fit...... Classified material requires proper storage. Classified Tag Line-Please Enter Password: Classified tagline==Please enter password._ Clean mind, clean body: Take your pick. Clean mind, clean body: take your pick. Cleanliness is next to "clean-limbed," in the dict Cleanliness is next to "clean-limbed," in the dictionary. Cleanliness is next to clean-limbed, in the dictionary. Cleanliness is next to impossible. Clear as mud Cleopatra: How did these f***ing snakes get on my tits! Clever father, clever daughter; clever mother, clever son Cleverness is serviceable for everything but sufficient for nothing. Click ... click ... click ... damn, out of s! Click ... click ... click ... damn, out of taglines! Click ... click ... click ... out of Taglines! Click mousie...Drag mousie...KILL! KILL! KILL! Muwwahahahah! Click right mouse button? WHAT right mouse button? This is a Mac! Click-click-click... Damn, out of taglines! Click....Click...Click...DAMN! Out of taglines! Click...click...click...Damn, In a corner and outa tags! Click...click...click...damn, out of new taglines. Click...click...click..damn, out of taglines! Climate is what we expect, weather is what we get. Climate is what you expect. Weather is what you get. Climate is what you expect. Weather is what you get. Climbing my family tree was fun, until the nuts appeared. Clinanon, a 12 Step program for Clinton Cultists. Clinton - New Liberal Math: Your paycheck minus your paycheck. Clinton Borg Inhaling is irrelevant. Clinton Cruise Lines: Taking America for a Ride! Clinton defense #14: Wrote my campaign speech on April 1st! Gotcha Clinton didn't inhale . . . Brown didn't exhale! Clinton does the work of 3 men--Larry, Moe, and Curly! Clinton is to government what Windows is to software! Clinton isn't a Comunist! That requires refinement. Clinton math: $30,000 = You're Rich! Clinton Math: $20,000 = RICH. Clinton Math: $250,000 = MILLIONAIRE Clinton Math: $290b deficit - $500b reduction = $340b Clinton math: $30,000 = You're Rich! Clinton Math: Don't worry counting it. We'll take it all for you. Clinton mathematics. $30,000 = Your rich. Clinton may not have inhaled but Brown has never exhaled. Clinton never inhaled... Brown has never exhaled. Clinton of Borg...your paycheck will be assimilated! Clinton only has to deal with an unbalanced budget. Clinton promises changes and changes promises Clinton promises the moon. Brown LIVES there. Clinton taxes gas; price of beans soars. Clinton was born with a silver corn cob in his WHAT?? Clinton _is_ helping the economy--rope sales are up! Clinton's Navy gives new meaning to, "going to the head!" Clinton's not a crook; He's "ethically challenged." Clinton--looks like Carter, quacks like Carter... Clinton/Gore - Error #11, attempted division by zero. Clinton/Gore - Gone in Four. Clinton/Gore elected; Beavis and Butt-head appear--coincidence? Clinton/Gore--DC's version of Beavis and Butt-head Clinton/Gore--for a kinder, gentler Communism. Clinton/Gore--Out In Four! Clinton/Gore.... One Term or LESS Clinton/Gore.....EXCELLENT! Vote 1992 CLINTON: "I said 'No gnu taxes!' Do you see any gnus being taxed?" Clinton: #1 reason to require truth in political ads CLINTON: Compulsive Liar In Nation's Top Office Now Clinton: from 60's flower child to 90's blooming idiot! Clinton: From a 60's Flower Child to a Blooming Idiot in the 90's CLINTON: Punish Acheivement! Reward Failure! Clintonomics Info: 1-800-SUI-CIDE Clitoris - a type of flower. Cloak captioned for the Romulan impaired. Clogbytes - The holed edges of computer paper that jam up when printing. Clones are people two. Clones are people, too. Cloning is the sincerest form of flattery. CLOP ON, CLOP OFF, THE CLOPPER Close cover before striking. Close the door and the light stays on! Close your eyes and press escape three times. Closed captioned for the hearing impaired. Closed Captioned in HEX for Programmers. Closed eyes are not always sleeping. Closing bid, ask, and total sales of stocks not traded. Closing on ship target. Music on! Fire away! Clothes make the man. Naked people have little or no influence in society. Clothes make the man; naked people have little or no influence on society. Clowns have all the fun. Clowns to the left of me, jokers to the right... Club AfterDark. At dusk, the fun begins. Cluttered desk = cluttered mind / empty desk = empty ______? CMOS: Commonly Misunderstood Option Switches CO-SYSOP - The Invention Factory - NYC Coalition Forces: fighting for YOUR right to dissent! Coarse and violent nudity. Occasional language. Coastal access, next left. Coat-tail Crusin - Voyage a piece of clothing takes hanging out a car door COBOL can be cured with early detection! COBOL is for wimpy application programmers. COBOL is not mutual intercourse. Cobol programmers are down in the dumps. COBOL PROGRAMMERS do it with bugs. COBOL programmers understand why women hate periods. COBOL programmers understand why women hate periods. ___ Blue Wave/QWK COBOL programmers wanted. (quick lighting pref.) COBOL programs are an example of artificial inelegance. COBOL programs are an exercise in Artificial Inelegance. COBOL(C)ompiles (O)nly (B)ecause (O)f (L)uck. COBOL, like cancer, can be cured if deleted early. COBOL.....(C)ompiles (O)nly (B)ecause (O)f (L)uck COBOL: Completely Obsolete Boring Old Language Cobra on my left... leopard on my right. Cocaine isn't habit forming. I should know -- I've been using it for years.Coffee in England is just toasted milk. code code code code eat code code code sleep code code... Code run. Run code run! Coffee - 2 sugars - cream - and aspirin. Coffee and Echo mail are my second and third favorite things in the AM. Coffee and EchoMail are my favorite things in the morning. Coffee not found: (a)bort, (r)etry, (f)all asleep Coffee--the beans from Hell!! Coffee.Com not found (A)bort, (R)etry, (S)nooze? COFFEE.COM not found. Sysop asleep. COFFEE.COM not found: A)bort, R)eheat, T)remble COFFEE.COM not found: A)dd more, R)eheat F)reak ou COFFEE.COM not found: A)dd more, R)eheat F)reak out. Coffee: The pharmacological basis of consciousness. Coffin not available. Press F10 to cremate Cogito cogito ergo cogito sum--I think that I think, therefore I think that I am. cogito ergo . . . get into a lot of arguments Cogito Ergo Boom == Smart Bomb!!! Cogito ergo spud! (I think, therefore I yam). Cogito ergo spud: I think therefore I yam. Cogito Ergo Zoom: I think, therefore I drive fast. Cogito, ergo Hormel - I think, therefore I Spam. Cognito Ergo Zoom: I think, therefore I drive fast. Coinophony - Annoying pocket concerts conducted by people jiggling keys,etc Coitus Interruptus. Emission Impossible. Coke or Pepsi....you decide !! Coke, it's surreal thing. -- Salvador Dali Cold Capture, Warm Boot Cold pizza: the generic breakfast Cold steel and hand grenades: how God MEANT man to fight COLDBEER.CAN found, programmer probably loaded. COLDBEER.CAN not found, Sysop not loaded Cole fussion is against the slaws of physics. COLE's LAW - Thinly sliced cabbage. Cole's law--thinly sliced cabbage. Cole's Law: Thinly sliced cabbage Cole's Law: Thinly sliced cabbage. Colic............. A sheepdog. Colic: a sheepdog that is part collie. Collaboration: A literary partnership based on the false assumption that the other fellow can spell. Collect all taglines series! TAGLINE NUMBER 8/10 Collect all taglines series! TAGLINE NUMBER 8/10 Collector: Person few care to see but ask to call Collector: Person few care to see but ask to call again. College don't make fools; they only develop them College isn't the place to go for ideas. College isn't too bad, except for classes. College: Guarantee the quality of the product or return. College: Guarantee the quality of the product or r College: Guarantee the quality of the product or return. Color is only a pigment of your imagination Color is only a pigment of your imagination. Color slide viewing cures insomnia Columbus had a fourth ship - it sailed over the edge. Columnists DO IT by the inch. COM program murdered. "Bits everywhere" says witness. Com'on folks, get a life! It's all just 1s & 0s! Comb your hair...you look dreadful! Combiloops - The 2-3 unsuccessful attempts at opening a combination lock. Come as you are... Come back to New Jersey, we missed you the first time. Come back to Oakland, we missed you the first time. Come closer... a little closer... ulp! Go away! Come get your kicks, on Route 66 Come if you can't, but if you can, please stay home. Come in here, dear boy, have a cigar. Come in, Beverly, and I'll show you a real Picard maneuver. Come on Doc, time to be a hero. - Kira Come on everyone! Let's all sing "The Penis Song"! Come on guys!, it's all ball bearings nowadays. Come On Up To The Lab... And See What's On The Slab... Come on, in a first level dungeon? It has to be a gas spore. Come see New Jersey. Then LEAVE! Come to L.A. & We'll treat you like a KING! .......LAPD Come vit me to ze terminal, we'll make boo-tea-fuel line noise togezer Come with me, son... I'm a poleethman... Come, join the rest of us who are suffering from Pentium envy. Comedy is the art of making people laugh without puking. Comes with all you see here. Batteries not included. Comfortable truth, isn't. Comics and Investment are oxymorons. Coming "home" after 15 years is quite unusual! Coming next: Tagline Taxes Coming soon - VAPORWARE III - It's a real gas!! Coming soon from Microsoft Foods: Animal Hackers Coming soon to a calendar near you, Monday! Coming soon to a universe near you! Coming Soon!! Mouse Support for Edlin!! Coming Soon!! Mouse Support for Edlin!! Coming soon, Rick Borganis starring in "Honey, I Assimilated the Kids" Coming soon--TRILOBITE SEX GODDESSES FROM MARS! Coming Soon. Mouse Support for Turbo Edlin! Coming soon: the rest of the Ninja Turtles viruses! :-) Coming Soon: Dvorak's Guide to Offline Readers Coming soon: EDLIN for Windows and OS/2 Coming soon: EDLIN for Windows. Coming soon: Mouse support for Turbo-EDLIN under Windows! Coming soon: Netware for Nintendo Coming soon: Netware for the Nintendo! Coming soon: New Taglines! Coming soon: Windows for Nintendo! Coming to a TV soon, "Days of Our Modems" Coming to this tagline soon, a NEW HAM call sign Coming up next: Beavis's acapello rendering of "Ave Maria"... Command Interpreter Bad or Missing... Command Not Understood. . . Now erasing Hard Drive Commander, I'm getting excited again... * Bashir Commander, tell me about your sexual organs. Soren Comment vous sentez-vous aujourdn'hui? Commercial radio, commercial radio, commercial r Commit the oldest sins the newest kind of ways. Committee to decrease the Schwarzschild Radius. Committee--a group which keeps minutes and waste hours. Committee: A body that keeps minutes and wastes ho Committee: A body that keeps minutes and wastes hours. Committee: A group that keeps minutes and loses hours. Committee: A life-form with several mouths but no brain. Committee:Life form with six or more legs and no brain Committing suicide in Newark is redundant. Common BBS talk: FUWOTD - Fed up with off-topic discussion. Common malady: Diarrhea of mouth + constipation of brain Common politics: Holding an office of trust for profit. Common sense ain't so common Common sense is instinct, and enough of it is genius. Common sense is the least common of all senses. Common sense is the uncommonest sense of all... Common sense is very uncommon. Common Sense Isn't So Common Common sense isn't. Common_malady = Diarrhea_of_mouth + constipation_of_brai Communication breakdown, it's always the same. - Led Zeppelin Communication.. without it, everyone's a mushroom. Communism is like one big phone company. Communism will work when love, not greed, inspires it. Communists are now more legal in NYC than Kiev! Communists do it without class. Comp Scis have bigger hard disks. company can goto Helen Waite. Compassion -- that's the one thing no machine ever had. Compassion is the basis of all morality. Competent: Is still able to get work done if supervisor helps Compile, run, curse. Recompile, rerun, recurse. Compiled by: compiled, first screen came up, ship it!!! Compiler error 0001: Stupid mistake! Compiling...Linking...Dialing Copyright Lawyer... Complaints? Dial 1-900-CRY-BABY. ($349/min) Complaints? Write them here legibly [] <- Complex problems have simple, wrong answers. Complexity isn't the answer - it's the problem. Complexity isn't the answer-it's the problem! Compliments of the Itty Bitty Machine Company. Compromise: The fine art of making sure that nobody gets what they really want. CompuCrumb SPUDModem Detected; System hanging up now... Computations which yield 0 are probably all for naught. Compute Safe! Use McAfee! Computer (com-pyoo-ter) n.-Incredibly fast idiot! Computer Chat on Vision Cable Ch24 - Weds 7:35pm Computer come on line: 'Hey Baby, #########' Computer come on line: 'Hey Baby, #########'<--Crude, very crude ;-) Computer Engineers do it bit by bit. Computer Geek Modem Romance - On Oprah!!! Computer illiteracy? You mean my computer's supposed to READ? Computer illiterate and DAMN PROUD OF IT! Computer Lie #1: You'll never use all 30 megs.... Computer Lie #1: You'll never use all that disk space. Computer lie #1: You'll never use all that harddrive space. Computer Make Very Fast, Very Accurate Mistakes.. Computer Marketing & Consults--Stay Clear!! Computer missing, notify SysOp! Computer models of computer conferences. COMPUTER MUSIC: The burst of silence when you switch off. Computer not found! Please notify tagline! Computer not found.. (A)bort (R)etry (F)^&K IT! Computer operators do it upon mounted requests. Computer Operators DO IT with hard Disks. Computer possessed?? Use Device=Exor.sys Computer possessed?? Use device=exor.sys Computer programmers never die, they compile Computer programmers never die, they just get lost in the processing. Computer programming gossip - bits and bytes. Computer protected by a PIT BULL with AIDS! Computer reports: SNAFU - Situation Normal, All Fouled Up. Computer Salesperson's #1 Lie: You'll never use all that disk space. Computer Science is embarrassed by the computer. Computer Science? Army Intelligence? Computer SEX - where software becomes hardware. Computer spelled MOST ways is AAAARRRGGGHHHH!! Computer users take more strokes. Computer virus: Electronic Microorganism. Computer widow: Family goes broke watching Dad have fun. Computer's dental problem ? Overbyte ! Computer, delete WESLEY.EXE" - Entire Enterprise crew. Computer, end program. "No program is currently running." Computer, you and I need to have a little talk. O'Brien Computer,load program 9 -- Execute Computer... Smoke... Uhh Ohh Computer: a device designed to drive human beings insane. Computer: a device for generating mistakes at high speed. Computer: a million morons working at the speed of light. COMPUTERESE...ain't automation GREAT! Computers All Wait at the Same Speed! Computers also eliminate spare time. Computers and Fandom - There's got to be cheaper hobbies!! Computers are gre.............. Computers are like greek gods. Lots of rules, very Computers are like Old Testament gods; lots of rules and no mercy. Computers are like women. Both are into commands! Computers are not intelligent. They only think they are. Computers are not intelligent. They only think they are Computers are not intelligent. They only think they are. Computers are OUR business, our ONLY business Computers ARE the future. Oh the future looks grim! Computers are unreliable, but humans are even more unreliable. Computers are unreliable, but humans are more unreliable. Computers are useless, they only give answers. Computers are useless; they can only give answers. Computers Are Vehicles For The Mind... They'll Drive You Crazy! Computers Are Vehicles For The Mind...They'll Drive You Crazy ! Computers are vehicles for the mind...they'll drive you crazy! Computers Are Vehicles For The Mind...They'll Drive You Crazy! Computers byte and run. Computers can never replace human stupidity. Computers can't cook omelettes, even if asked Computers don't get mad...they get even! [FILE NOT FOUND] Computers don't make mistakes, but foolish people do. Computers ELIMINATE spare time!! Computers for the mentally wounded. Computers make excellent and efficient servants... Computers make very fast, very accurate mistakes. Computers run on faith, not electrons. Computers run on smoke. If it leaks out it won't work Computers Unite! You have nothing to lose but your operators. Computers: the financial black hole of the 90's Computing is a terminal disease..... Computing is one of the terminal diseases. CON is the opposite of PRO - i.e. Congress and Progress Conan! watch out for the quicksa NO WARRIOR Conan, look out for the quicksan9 NO WARRIOR Conceit is a pain killer for stupidity..... Conceit is God's gift to little men. Conclusion: the place where you got tired of thinking Condense soup, not books. Condom Machine:"Don't buy this gum. It tastes awful!" Condominiums are not effective birth control. Condoning sloppy spelling is guache. Conductors do it using their long baton. ConEd - made in the U.S.A Conference Host, Running & Being Conference Liaison Conference Rules: NO Time/Date stamping. January, 23 Confession is good 4 the soul, but bad 4 the reputation. Confession is good for the soul, but bad for the career. Confidence is the feeling you have before you understand the situation. Confident manner IS important: Computers can sense this! Confine Ensign @tl@ to the brig. Confirmation of the past is often the greatest surprise. CONFLICT: Answering the mail...Doing the housework CONFLICT: Answering the mail..vs.. Doing the housework Conform and be dull. Conformity obstructs progress. Confucianism: Confucius say: Shit happens. Confucious not know what to say! Confucious say too damn much! Confucious Say: "He who snorts Coke gets ice-cubes up his nose" Confucious Say: Baseball all wrong. Man with four balls cannot walk. Confucious say: Baseball wrong. Man with 4 balls cannot walk. Confucious Say: Man who Farts in Church sits in own pew. Confucious say: Man who pushes piano down mineshaft get A flat miner. Confucious Say: Man who stand on toilet is high on Pot. Confucious Say: People who have gift for gab don't know how to wrap it up. Confucious say:Woman who fly upside down, is all crack up! Confucious...man who live in glass house shower in basement. Confucius (with cold) say "Man who kwitisize moduwator get node bwoke. Confucius also say: Girl who fly upside down have crack up. :) Confucius not know what to say! Confucius say "Never raise hands to children!" It leave groin exposed. Confucius say Girl, who rides bicycle, peddles a** all over town. Confucius say man who go to bed with itchy butt wake up with stinky fingers. Confucius say man who sink into woman's arms soon have arms in woman's sink. Confucius say man who sink into womans arms soon have arms in womans sink. Confucius say nothing - 'cause he's dead Confucius say nothing - Because he's dead! Confucius say too damn much! Confucius say too much. Confucius say wife for life is better than wife for strife. Confucius say woman lousy flier, have crack-up anyway! Confucius say, "Baseball all wrong. Man with 4 balls cannot walk." Confucius say, "Janitor who clean by day clean bidet today." -JCF Confucius say, -- Man who abuse his computer get bad bytes! Confucius say, A bird in hand makes hard to blow nose. Confucius say, Baseball all wrong. Man with four balls cannot walk. Confucius say, Chemist who fall in acid get absorbed in work. Confucius say, Couple who make love in strawberry patch have ass in jam. Confucius say, Find old man in dark, not hard! Confucius say, Girl who fly upside down have crack up. Confucius say, Girl who lay on ground have piece on earth. Confucius say, Girl who rides bicycle, peddles a** all over town. Confucius say, Girl with back to fire warming whole of her body. Confucius say, He who chases car will get exhausted. Confucius say, He who pass gas in church must sit in own pew. Confucius say, He who put head in punch bowl get punch in nose. Confucius say, he who sink in woman's arms soon have arms in woman's sink. Confucius say, He who stick head in open window gets pane in neck. Confucius say, He who stick head in oven gets baked bean. Confucius say, I didn't say that! Confucius say, Is stuffy inside fortune cookie. Confucius say, Janitor who clean by day clean bidet today. Confucius say, Man fly upside down have crack-up! Confucius say, Man should never straddle barbed wire fences. Confucius say, Man who abuse his computer get bad bytes! Confucius say, Man who live in glass house should dress in basement. Confucius say, Man who meows ate pussy! Confucius say, Man who pushes piano down mine shaft get A flat miner. Confucius say, Man who put face in punch bowl get punch in nose. Confucius say, Man who put foot in mouth....get athlete's tongue. Confucius say, man who read woman like book, prefer braille! Confucius say, Man who stand on toilet is high on Pot. Confucius say, Many man smoke, but Fu Man Chu. Confucius say, Never raise hands to children! It leave groin exposed. Confucius say, People who have gift for gab don't know how to wrap it up. Confucius say, Place to look for helping hand is end of own arm. Confucius say, Shit happens. Confucius say, wife for life is better than wife for strife. Confucius say, woman with cold hands have fire under skirt. Confucius say... Girl with back to fire warming whole of her body. Confucius say..man who read woman like book, prefer braille! Confucius say: "Blonde who fly upside down have dark hairy crack up." Confucius say: "He who chases car will get exhausted..." Confucius say: "Is stuffy inside fortune cookie." Confucius say: "Man who fart in church sit in own pew." Confucius say: "Man who go to sleep thinking about sex problem, wake up with Confucius say: "Man who put head in dryer bound to get sock in the mouth!" Confucius say: "Man who sit on hot stove will rise again!" Confucius say: "Many man smoke, but Fat Man Chu." Confucius say: A bird in hand makes hard to blow nose. Confucius Say: A bird in hand makes hard to blow nose. Confucius Say: Baseball all wrong. Man with four balls cannot walk. Confucius say: Baseball wrong - man with four balls cannot walk. Confucius say: Baseball wrong. Man with 4 balls cannot walk. Confucius say: Baseball wrong. Man with four balls cannot walk. Confucius Say: Better to close mouth and appear stupid than to open mouth and remove all doubt. Confucius say: blonde who fly upside down have crack up. Confucius say: Blonde who fly upside down have crack up. Confucius say: Couple who make love in strawberry patch have ass in jam. Confucius say: Couple who screw in strawberry patch have ass in jam. Confucius say: Find old man in dark, not hard! Confucius say: Girl who fly upside down have crack up. Confucius say: Girl who lay on ground have piece on earth. Confucius say: Girl who rides bicycle peddles a** all over town. Confucius say: He who chases car will get exhausted. Confucius say: He who fart in church sit in own pew. Confucius say: He who fart in church sit on pew. Confucius say: He who pass gas in church must sit in own pew. Confucius say: He who put head in punch bowl get punch in nose Confucius say: He who put head in punch bowl get punch in nose. Confucius say: He who stick head in open window gets pane in neck Confucius say: He who stick head in open window gets pane in neck. Confucius say: He who stick head in oven gets baked bean Confucius say: He who stick head in oven gets baked bean. Confucius say: I didn't say that! Confucius say: Is stuffy inside fortune cookie. Confucius say: Man fly upside down have crack-up! Confucius say: Man should never straddle barbed wire fences. Confucius say: Man who abuse his computer get bad bytes! Confucius say: Man who farts in church sits in own pew. Confucius Say: Man who Farts in Church sits in own pew. Confucius say: man who live in glass house should bathe in the basement. Confucius say: Man who live in glass house should bathe in the basement. Confucius say: Man who meows ate pussy! Confucius say: Man who mess with steamroller flat out lose! Confucius say: man who pull out too fast leave rubber. Confucius say: Man who pull out too fast leave rubber. Confucius say: Man who pushes piano down mine shaft get A flat miner. Confucius Say: Man who pushes piano down mine shaft get A flat miner. Confucius say: Man who put foot in mouth get athlete's tongue Confucius say: Man who put foot in mouth get athlete's tounge. Confucius say: Man who sit on hot stove will rise again. Confucius say: Man who stand on toilet is high on pot. Confucius say: Man who stand on toilet, be high on pot. Confucius say: Man with four balls cannot walk! Confucius say: Man with hand in pocket is having a ball. Confucius say: Man with hole in pocket feel cocky all day. Confucius say: Man with no legs bums around. Confucius Say: Many man smoke, but Fu Man Chu. Confucius say: Many men smoke but Fu Man Chu Confucius say: Many men smoke, but Fu Man Chu. Confucius say: Many with hole in pocket feel cocky all day. Confucius say: People who have gift for gab don't know how to wrap it up. Confucius Say: People who have gift for gab don't know how to wrap it up. Confucius say: Put Rooster in Freezer Get A Stiff Cock. Confucius say: Shit happens. Confucius say: Show off always shown up in showdown. Confucius say: Show-off always shown up in showdown. Confucius say: Those who quote me are fools. Confucius say: Virgin like balloon - one prick all gone. Confucius say: Woman lousy flier, have crack-up anyway! Confucius say: Woman who fly upside down, is all crack up! Confucius say: `A Watched Tandy Never Boots!' Confucius Say: `A Watched Tandy Never Boots!' Confucius says that man with four balls cannot walk! Confucius: Man who fart in church, sits in own pew! Confuciuss say: Man who put foot in mouth get athlete's tounge. Confuscious say: baseball all wrong, man with 4 balls cannot walk Confuscious say:He who put head in punch bowl get punch in nose Confuscious say:He who stick head in open window gets pane in neck Confuscious say:He who stick head in oven gets baked bean Confusciuos say: Man who farts in church sits in own pew. Confuscius say: Baseball all wrong--man with four balls cannot walk. Confuse people - quote from the wrong Confuse people. Quote from the wrong message. Confuse people...quote from the wrong message! Confuse people: Quote from the wrong message Confuse People: Quote From The Wrong Message Confused Now? -- Try EdLin With Deluxe . . . Confused, Patrick Long throws a Sonic Hedgehog by mistake. Confused? Call Deanna Troi at 1-900-NCC-1701. Confused? Call Lt. Cmdr. Troi at 1-900-NCC-1701 Confused? Call Councellor Troi: 1-900-NCC-1701: $1.95/m Confused? Call Counselor Troi 1-900-NCC-1701: $1.95/min Confused? Call Counselor Troi, 1-900-NCC-1701, $1.95/min. Confused? Counselor Troi. 1-900-NCC-1701. $1.95/minuite. CONFUSION ALERT! CONFUSION ALERT! Confusion is the only true road to understanding. Confusion say, "He who eats ice cream in car is a Sundae Driver" Confusious say MAN WHO STANDS ON TOILET IS HIGH ON POT Confusius says a friend in need is a pain in the arse Confusius says man who goto bed with itchy bum wake up with brown finger Confusius says man who walks thru closing airport gate is gojng to Bangkok Confusius says man with hands in pocket always on the ball Confusius says woman who fly upsidedown in plane has big crack up Confussion will be my epitaph Confusticate and bebother these dwarves! Congenital........ Friendly. Congenital: Adjective synonymous to "friendly." Congradualtions, from the State of Illusion...or is that Allusion? Congratulations Data, it's a girl. Troy - The Offsprin Congratulations! The pressure will stop soon. Congratulations! You are the one--millionth user to log into our system. Congratulations! You have now used up another 250 hours of CPU time. Congratulations! You're our TWIT list winner of the month! CONgress (n) - Opposite of PROgress Congress finds more profit in supporting tobacco than you Congress is full of crooks, theives and bandits. Congress, The royal family of the U.S. (DeadBeat Congress--just a few conservatives away from working! CONGRESS.SYS corrupted! reformat WASH.DC ? Congress: You earn it; we spend it. Any questions? Congress: Jurassic Park on the Potomac. Congress: You earn it, we spend it. Any questions? Congressional National Bank. Ours bounce higher and farther! Conlige suspectos semper habitos. CONNECT 110?!? Help! I'm in s l o w m o t i o n !! Connected? Use Alt-H to test your IQ. Connection Attempt #172 .....CONNECT 300.... Connection Attempt #172 .....CONNECT 300. Connections! BBS - Christian Science Programming at it's Connections! BBS DNet/GNet 609/692-4126 Vineland NJ Connections! Says Darryl Basner eats Shiitaki Mushrooms! Connections! Working for a Bruzzi Free Network! Conquest is easy.Control is not. Conscience is the inner voice^that warns us somebody is looking. Conscience is what hurts when everything else feels good. Conscience: the inner voice warning somebody is looking. Conscientious and careful: Scared -work evaluationese Consciousness: That annoying time between naps. Conservative (n): Liberal who has been mugged. Conservative (n): Liberal who has been mugged. CONSERVATIVE CREATIONS - (407) 768-9936 - VOICE OR FAX CONSERVATIVE CREATIONS - Custom, 1 of a kind gifts - (407) 768-9936 CONSERVATIVE CREATIONS - Customized printing with no minimum order. CONSERVATIVE CREATIONS - VOICE (407) 768-9936 FAX (407) 768-9936 Conservatives are good with English, but poor at math. Conserve a hunter....HARVEST ONE TODAY! Conserve water. Ban salted peanuts. Consider it considered! Consider that a divorce. Consider your reputation. Try changing your name and moving to a new town. Considered by many. Consistency is the hobgoblin of small minds. Consistency is the last refuge of the unimaginativ Consistency is the last refuge of the unimaginative. Consistency: The last refuge of the unimaginative Conspicuslat - A maligned strip in a venetian blind. Constant change is here to stay. Constant change is here to stay; It will never die. Constant tinkering buggers things up Constants aren't; variables don't. Constants aren't; variables don't. Constipated Pakleds: "We look for things, things to make\SLMR\TAGLI Constipation - By Sid Ondapott Constipation is the thief of time. Construction workers DO IT higher. Constructive criticism is so rare. Consult a real expert - Call your mother! Consult with a real expert - Call your mother. CONSULTANT: Person who makes good on salesman's promises! 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Contraceptives: to be used on all conceivable occa Contraceptives: to be used on all conceivable occasions. Contract programmers do it for money. Contradiction: Seen any GOOD T.V. shows? Contrary to popular belief, this message is serious. Contributions to the "Help Tom Upgrade acct" appreciated! Control-Alt-Buy-Sell Control-ALT-Delete thyself Controversy is its own reward. - Dennis Snow Conventional wisdom, isn't. Conversation enriches the understanding, Conversation enriches the understanding. Conversation is an art in which man has all mankind for competitors. Conversation: A vocal competition in which the one who is catching his breath is called the listener. Convert your 386 or 486 into a Game Boy, run Windows 3.0! Convert your 386 or 486 into a Game Boy, run Windows 3.0. Convert your Pentium into a Game Boy, run Windows NT! COOK found - (B)urger King (M)cDonalds (T)aco Bell Cookie! Cookie! Lend me your crumb! ... Cooks? what we need are engineers Cooperation is doing with a smile that which you have to do anyway. Copier? Nah Just a $10,000 paper shredder! Copper wire was invented by lawyers arguing over a penny. COPY @FN@.@LN@ > NUL Copy editors do it with style. Copy from another: plagiarism. Copy from many: research. Copy org.asm+waitand.c+donot.pas loony.bin Copy protection: just say no... Copyright 1991 Elmer Fudd. All wights wesewved. Copywight 1991 Elmer Fudd. All wights wesewved Copywight 1991 Elmer Fudd. All wights wesewved Copywight 1991 Elmer Fudd. All wights wesewved. Copywight 1992 Elmer Fudd. All wights wesewved. Copywight 1992 Elmer Fudd. All wights wesewved. Copywight 1993 Elmer Fudd. All wights wesewved Copywrite (C) 1993, Imagination Software INC. Corazon says: If the Shoe Fits, Eat it. Corazon says: Leap Before You Look Corduroy pillows: They're making headlines! CORDUROY PILLOWS: THEY'RE MAKING HEADLINES! Core error -- bus dumped. Corn Frakes: The choice of the next generation. Corporation, n. An ingenious device for obtaining individual profit without individual responsibility. Corporations don't care about people as much as money. Correct in Thought, Statement, or Action....TRUE!! Correct me if I'm wrong ... everybody else does. Corruption. The most infallible symptom of liberty Corruption. The most infallible symptom of liberty. Corvette, the ultimate of ultimates Cosmetics: preventing men from reading between the lines Cosmic Thing. Cost of feathers has risen...now even down is up! Costrophobia: The fear of high prices. CottonBalls: Advanced stage of Beernuts disease. Could be an ever-opening flower. Could I have a drug overdose? Could you be a little more vague, counselor? Could you continue your petty bickering? I find it most intriguing. Could you hold off a vampire with a sunlamp? Could you state that as a question, please? Couldn't find a Life on sale, guess I'll keep doing this! Couldn't have sid it better myself. Counselar Troi, please report to my room. Clothing optional. Counselor Troi, please report to my room. Clothing optional. Counselor, can I, uh, use your com-badge? Riker Counselor, it's an Academy game: Bite The Pillow Wesley Counterfeit PC-cillin found in Bangkok Thailand Counting in binary is just like counting in decimal if you are all thumbs. Counting in binary is just like counting in decimal, if you are all thumbs. Counting in octal is just like counting in decimal if you don't use your thumbs. Counting in octal is just like counting in decimal, if you don't use your thumbs. Counting time is not so important as making time count. Country is to music what Etch-A-Sketch is to art. Country Music: the Special Olympics of music Coup de grace -- French for lawnmower? Courage is fear that has said its prayers. Courage is fear that said its prayers. Courage is just stupidity with a BOLD look on your face! Courage is resitance to fear, mastery of fear - not absence of fear. Courage is your greatest present need. Courage isn't having the strength to go on - it's going on when you don't have the strength. Court Reporters DO IT on a trial basis. Courteous And Efficient Self-Service. Courtesy distinguishes humans from animals. Courtesy on one side can never last long. Cover me. I'm going to change lanes. Cover your stump before you hump. Cow's breath attracts mosquitoes and tsetse flies! Coward: One who in thinks with his legs. Coward: One who in a perilous emergency thinks with his legs. Cowards can never be moral. Cowboys DO IT on a horse. CP .... Math Problems? Call 1-800- 10x(24+13)-(64-16)/2 36x2 CP 2.00 [NR] It's 04:00! Do you know where I am dialing! CP 2.00 [NR] Th-th-th-that's all, folks! CP 2.00 [NR] When your work SPEAKS for itself. .......Run CP [NR] * "If it screams, it's best not to eat it." CP [NR] * Gravity is the chief culprit in airplane crashes. CP [NR] * I am become Vishnu, destroyer of taglines. CP/M + IBM = 'Just about what we got NOW.' CPAV Warning:(S)top (C)ontinue (B)urn infected disk CPAV: Inferior virus detection package detected. Delete (Y/n)? CPE1704TKS "The only winning move is not to play." - Joshua Cpl. Paterson is a COWARD! CPR instructers do it with a vertical stroke CPU - Random number generator CPU Pickup Line: (p(, (What's your MHZ?) CPU time flies when you're having fun. Crack kills!! Pull up your pants Patrick Long!!! Cranial Input Error: Line Status Register 02 Cranial Rectalitis - the disease of being a butthead! Crash Course In Brain Surgery Crash! P)anic, S)uicide, K)ill bystanders? Crashed? I wasn't even driving. Crawl to begin. Triumph to complete. Renounce to leave. Crayola presents a new color! TARDIS BLUE!!! Crazy Monkey Love... Crazy way to travel. Cream rises to the top... but then so does scum. Cream rises to the top......but then, so does scum... Cream rises to the top......so do dead fish. Create your own opportunity. Blackmail a senior executive. Create your own opportunity. Blackmail a senior exec Created by Female Gynecologists who knew what they were doing. Creative balderdash can be interesting for its own sake... Creative Hamilton death #12: Squish head in vise, watch sewage leak out Creative Hamilton death #12: Suffocate him with his inflatable lover Creative Hamilton death #21: Citric Acid Enema Creative Hamilton death #27: Take him skydiving, pack 'chute with jello Creativity demands curiosity in the search for knowledge. Creativity is a Spark of Life! Creativity is the recombination of the elements of life. Credit card owner -- Member of the debt set Creditor: A man who has a longer memory than a deb Creditor: A man who has a longer memory than a debtor. Creditors have better memories than debtors. Creditors have much better memories than debtors. Credo, quia absurdum est.^[I believe, because it is absurd.] Cremation Place: You Bang 'Em, We Flame 'Em! Crewman Green, step on that rock! Crewman Green, step on that rock! Crime does not pay, as well as politics. Crime does not pay... as well as politics. Crime frequently starts in the Mayors Office... Crime is only a left-handed form of human endeavor. Crime wouldn't pay if it was operated by the government! Crime wouldn't pay if the government ran it. Crime, Sex, Alcohol, Drugs... God, I love Congress Crime, Sex, Alcohol, Drugs... God, I love Congress. Crime, Sex, Alcohol, Drugs... God, I love Washington, D.C. Crime, sex, bouncing checks, gads, I love Congress! Criminal Lawyer is an oxymoron. Criminal lawyer. Isn't that redundant? Criminal: one who gets caught. Criminal: One who gets caught. Criminal: The poor guy who gets caught. Criminals and tyrants want an unarmed populace. Criminals are a superstitious and cowardly lot. Cripes, Saddam, I thought you said SHORT oil! CRIPPLEWARE: Paya da fee, or wes breaka ya legs! Crises refine life. In them you discover what you are. Crises when they occur have one advantage, they force us to think. Crispy outside, tender inside. Critical error: (S)hout, (S)mash, (B)uy a mac. Criticism comes easier than craftsmanship. Crito, I owe a cock to Asclepius; will you remember to pay the debt? CrocoBorg Dundee: G'day mate! Assimilate another shrimp on the barbie! Crocodile + Abalone = Crocabalone Crop Circles: The work of a cereal killer? Cross ball points with coat hangers so they multiply. Cross Lassie with cantalope; get meloncollie baby. Cross Lassie with cantaloupe and get a meloncollie baby. Cross-country skiing is great in small countries. cross-posted from alt.rap.sucks.yo.yo.yo.yo. Cross-Posted from ALT.RAP.SUX.YO.YO.YO.DADDY cross-posted from alt.rush-limbaugh.dork.dork.dork CrossCountry skiing is great if u live in a small country Crossing Rivers - By Bridget Fast CRS Online Subscriber Cruisin' @ 899,942,400,000 furlongs / fortnight CRUISING: 19200bps modem and 0.5bps fingers! CRUNCH! "What're you doing, Worf!?" "Studying Data-Compression!" Crusher: Worf, have you seen Wesley? Worf: No, I haven'\ Crusher: Worf, have you seen Wesley? ... Worf: No, I have\SLMR\TAGLIN Crusoe got everything done by Friday. Can you? Cryonics: many are culled, few are frozen! Crystal balls aren't really very productive. CSI 1-800-742-0083 Call the rest,then call the BEST! Cthulhu Calls -- using MCI CTHULHU in 96! Why settle for the Lesser Evil! Cthulhu saves -- in case he's hungry later! Cthulhu saves--in case he's hungry later Cthulhu, you're not just for breakfast anymore! Cthulu Saves... in case he's hungry later! Cucumbers are Better: Cucumbers have fewer calories. Cucumbers are Better: Cucumbers won't give you a hangover. Cucumbers are Better: You can eat the whole cucumber, skin 'n' all. Cucumbers are Better: You can open a cucumber using only your teeth. CUESLIX - Pool players favorite cereal Cultivate happiness and it becomes a habit. Cum on feel the NOIZE! --Twisted Sister cum Robinum audivisserunt omnes tacerunt ut eum intellegere potuerint... Cunnilingus is a real tongue twister! Cupid's arrow kills Vulcans Curds are whey out. Cure for baldness: Put on your hat! Cure for the Unemployment Problem: Get a Job! Cures For Impotence - By Hugh G. Rection Curiosity kills more mice than cats. Curiosity? Nah, I got THAT cat with the lawnmower. Curious how naked death is less obscene than naked women. Curiousity didn't kill the cat, I got him with the mower! Curly; " Oooh, short wave?" Moe: "No, permanent." Curmudgeons are cantankerous and churlish. Current Protocol: None Selected Curses! Flamed Again --me Curses! Hayes-ed again!! CURSOR: What you become when your system crashes. Cursors! Foiled Again! Custer was siouxed. Custer wore arrow shirts. Custom is the law of fools. Customer "I would like to try on that suit in the window". Salesman "Sorry sir, you will have to use the dressing room" Cut life support to all quarters with children. * Picard Cut me young, cut me deep! Cut my pizza in six slices, please. I can't eat eight. Cut my pizza in six slices, please. I can't eat eight. Cut my pizza in six slices, please; I can't eat eight. Cut my pizza into six pieces please. I can't eat eight. Cut, Paste, Color, Delete... Cute and definitely huggable.....right! Cute rots the intellect. Cute women are like public toilets, either engaged or full of shit Cutting remarks don't cut any ice. Cyberdine Systems, by which others will be judged. Cyberpunk (si'-ber-punk) n. - a computer with an attitude Cyberpunk Motto #4: COMMUNICATION IS THE FOUNDATION OF THE EMPIRE Cybersmurf vs the Rabid Tribbles II in Super 3D Cyberspace forever and ever and ever. CyberSpace Forever! CyberVille Station East CYCLIC REDUNDANCY CHECK; Taking Inventory at a Bike shop Cynic: One who looks through rose-colored glasses with a jaundiced eye. Cynic: Through rose-colored glasses with a jaundiced eye. Cynicism is but idealism gone sour in the face of frustration. Cynicism is intellectual dandyism. Cyranno Blues - Brief depression after finding late mail hasn't arrived. Cyranno Blues: Brief depression after finding late mail hasn't arrived. D'you.... d'you want to come back to my place? D.A.M.N. Nude Mothers against Dyslexia D.A.M.N. - Naked Mothers Against Dyslexia D.A.M.N. = Naked Mothers Against Dyslexia. D.A.M.N.: Naked Mothers Against Dyslexia d:-) baseball player d:\bwave\newtags.bw D:\PROGRAMS\FAULTY\TRASH\SICKJOKE\WINDOWS> d:^i baseball player spitting sunflower seed. Dabo .. Gold .. You .. OWE .. MEEEEEE! - Quark Dachshund: Half a dog high by a dog and a half lon Dachshund: Half a dog high by a dog and a half long. Dad, do you suppose Santa has a modem? Dad, have you seen Blip? I can't find him anywhere! Daddy why are you swearing? Have you f**ked up again? Daddy! Let me push a-!@# NO CARRIER Daddy! What does UNREGISTERED mean?? Daddy, what does "FORMATTING DRIVE C:" mean? Daddy, what does 'read error in FAT' mean?" Daddy, what does FORMATING DRIVE C: mean? Daddy, what does FORMATTING DRIVE C: mean Daddy, what does FORMATTING DRIVE C: mean? Daddy, what does RESET mea Daddy, what does this little red butt&**** NO CARRIER Daddy, what's that weird-looking man doing over there? Daddy. What does Formatting Drive C: mean? Daddy? What's this little red button for? Daddy? Why doesn't this magnet stick to these diskettes? Daddy? What's this red button do NO CARRIER Dady. What does Seek Error Track 0 Not Found mean? Daffynitions #46 - Fog: The air apparent. Dafynition #287: TSR=Trash System Randomly Dahlmer on cooking : Beans and Frank; Apairaguts Dahlmer on cooking : Bob's B-B-Q Ribs; Chuck's Roast Dahlmer on cooking : Elbow Macaroni; Brownknees Dahlmer on cooking : Finger Sandwiches; Baked Alaskan Dahlmer on cooking : Leg O'Sam; Eyescream Dahlmer on cooking : Moo Goo Guy-In-A-Pan; Biscuits and Gary Dahlmer on cooking : Penis Butter Sandwich; Johnson-Bill Brats Dahlmer on cooking : Peteloaf; Rice-a-Ronnie Dahlmer on cooking : Pork Lo Men; Handburger Dahlmer on cooking : Sauerkraut & His Sausage; Ham and Ben Soup Dahlmer on cooking : Scrambled Legs; Heartichokes Dahlmer on cooking : Shish-K-Bob; Fruit Compote Dahlmer on cooking : Spaghetti and Pete's Balls; Irish Stew Dahlmer on cooking : Terry-Aki; Sloppy Joe's Dahlmer on cooking : Tex and Mex Chili; Manwich Dahlmer on cooking : Tom, Turkey, and Dressing; Yankee Pot Roast Dahlmer to Peewee: Quit playing with the food. Dahlmer: He doesn't like sex unless it's on a plate! Dahlmer: He doesn't like sex unless its on a plate! Dahmer re-arrested on way to Waco carrying BBQ sauce... Dahmer sing's, My bologna has first name, Dahmer to PeeWee: Quit playing with the food. DaiMon Perot of the Ferengi Party: United We Steal Dain Bramaged. Daisies of the world unite! You have nothing to lose but your chains. Daisy, Daisy, give me your answer true. Dam und blazt! Ze Germancodepage iz svitchedin agen ... DAM: Mothers Against Dyslexia. Damar Enterprises - Home of the shareware CD-boxes! Damit Jim, I'm a doctor, not a bricklayer! Dammit Bones, I'm a captain, not a doctor! Dammit Bones, spare me the lecture and give me the shot!" Dammit Jim - I'm a programmer, not a doctor! Dammit Jim I'm not a doctor, I'm a doc... oh, oh yeah! Dammit Jim! I'm a doctor, not a tagline writer! Dammit Jim! I'm not a proctologist! Now, get your a** out of my face! Dammit Jim, I'm a butcher not a tagline technican. Dammit Jim, I'm a doctor not a ... Windows NT Beta Tester Dammit Jim, I'm a Doctor, not a (job of choice) Dammit Jim, I'm a doctor, not a tagline writer. Dammit Jim, I'm a doctor, not Aunt Jemima! Dammit Jim, I'm a TV Character, not a tagline! Dammit Jim, I'm dissociated, not... hm, I forgot. Dammit Leela, I'm a Time Lord, not a Trekkie! Dammit no! Don't pick on the pho^$ L%#! Dammit, get off her, she's dead. Dammit, Jim! I'm a doctor, not a Tagline! Dammit, Jim! I'm a meteorologist, not a forecaster! Dammit, Jim! I'm a doctor, not a Computer Programmer! Dammit, Jim! I'm a doctor, not a Computer Repairman! Dammit, Jim! I'm a doctor, not a Detective! Dammit, Jim! I'm a doctor, not a Navigator! Dammit, Jim! I'm a doctor, not a Telephone Repairman! Dammit, Jim....I'm a fender, not a dessert topping! Dammit, Jim....I'm a floor wax, not a dessert topping! Dammit, where'd I leave that tagline? Damn door .CFG files. And I thought SysOping was a hobby Damn it Bill, I'm an actor, not a doctor... Damn It Jim!! I'm a Doctor not a Tagline writer!!!!! Damn it Jim, I'm a doctor not a doctor! Hey, wait a minute! Damn it Jim, I'm a doctor not a doctor! Hey, wait a minut\S Damn it Jim, I'm a doctor, not a SysOp. DAMN IT, I GOTTA GET OUTTA HERE! Damn it, Jim! I'm a doctor, not a tagline writer. Damn it, Jim, I'm a doctor, not a conference moderator! Damn it, Jim, I'm a doctor, not a tagline. -Dr. McCoy Damn the baud rate, full speed ahead. Damn the documentation. Full speed ahead! Damn this hobby is expensive! Damn your "Once more for old times sake." Damn! Outta Antimatter. I told Geordi $50 wasn't enough Damn, another mutation! Damn, this hobby is expensive! DAMN, we're good. Damn-I picked up more shotgun shells and can't use my CHAINSAW! (DOOM) Damnit Bones, I'm a Captain, not a Doctor. Damnit Jim! They teach Diplomacy at the Acadamy you know! Damnit, Jim, I'm a doctor...he's willing to pay HOW MUCH???? DAN HELIAS the once and future King who shall return. Excelssior... Dan Quayle -- The Kelly Bundy of politics. Dan Quayle asks: "Are Cheerios are bagel or donut seeds?" Dan Quayle has all the charisma of a speed bump. Dan Quayle thinks that Cheerios are donut seeds. Dan Quayle's library burned.....both books destroyed. Dan Quayle's library burned...both books destroyed. Dan Quayle's library burned: both books lost! Dan Quayle: the EDLIN of vice-presidents. Dan Quayle: the EDLIN of Vice-Presidents. Dan Rather is a First Class Jerk! Dance with the one that brung ya. Dances With Tribbles: "Stomp SQUEAK Stomp SQUEAK" Dances With Wolves - the theme of our senior prom. Dancing with a grass widow brings on hay fever. Dancing with Wolves, Sleeping with beavers Dancing with Wolves, Sleeping with beavers... Dancing: A vertical manifestation of a horizontal desire. Danes DO IT with little mermaids Dang! My drive ate the Origin Line... DANGER DANGER Computer store ahead...hide wallet. DANGER DANGER Computer store ahead..hide wallet! Danger Will Robinson! Danger! Danger Will Robinson! Danger! Danger! Danger! Danger! Danger Will Robinson...that can make your palms grow hair DANGER! Human at keyboard! DANGER! DANGER! Computer Store Ahead, Hide Wallet. DANGER! Human at keyboard! Danger, % M 9l q ! B q @ 910/111! Off-topic messages! Dan Danger, @N@! Off-topic messages! Danger! DANGER, DANGER! Computer store ahead - Hide Wallet!! Danger, Josh Whitt! Off-topic messages! Danger! Danger, Rose Spencer! Off-topic messages! Danger! Danger, Sam Hammock! Off-topic messages! Danger! DANGER. Human at keyboard. Danger. Serious confusion has arisen. Dangerfield of Borg: I tell ya, I get no respect, I told them resistance Dangerous exercise - jumping to conclusions. Dangerous exercise .... jumping to conclusions Dangerous Exercise: Jumping to conclusions. Dangerous exercise: Jumping to conclusions. Dangit!!! I forgot to put a new tape in the vcr t Dante makes me sick. dap da-doo dat, biddelooo dodah daywahahahahahah DARE to be Kaotic. Dare to dream - no one can take that away from you. Dark Ages: knight time. Darmok and Groucho, at the opera. Darmok and Jhilad at Tanagra Darmok and Windows, when computers slowed dramatically. Darn - Close that door! Its cold in here! Darn my hn i s ns Darn wizards anyways! Darn! Those palm trees are blocking my view of the Gulf! Darn, I can't think of a Tagline, Oh well. Darn, my hn i s ns! Darn, my CPU is always craming my CMOS with RAMs Darn, No good Taglines To Steal! Darn. I thought sysoping was a hobby. Darryl Basner should shut up, don't you think? Darth Moderator: "LEEAVE THAAT TO MEE." Darth Moderator: "LEEAVE THAAT TO MEE." Darth Moderator: LEEAVE THAAT TO MEE. Darth Vadar sleeps with a Teddywookie. Darth Vadar! Only you would be so bold. Darth Vader Lives; he recently told me so! Darth Vader sleeps with a Teddy Wookie! Darth Vader sleeps with a Teddywookie. Data as Holmes: "Correct; it is not excrement. Why do you ask?" DATA COMPRESSION: What you get when you squish an android DATA COMPRESSION: What You Get When You Squish An Android. Data enjoys a smoke after interfacing with the Computer. Data error on drive C (A)bort, (R)etry, (P)anic? Data to Picard: No I do NOT run Windows! Data uses Energizers! His mouth keeps going...and going.. DATA!?! What are you doing to that cat? Troi Data's arm Tattoo ޺۳ݳݳ Data, data everywhere, and not a byte to eat! Data, data everywhere, and not a byte to eat. Data, you ARE fully functional, aren't you? Data/Spock '96 the Logical Choice! Database (n.) more information than you'll ever need. Databases corrupt; R:BASE databases corrupt absolutly! DATACRIME II activates Oct 13 - Dec 31 Dating is like Geometry: If you've got the curves, I've got the angles. Dave DAVE - STOP DAVE . . . MY MIND IS GOING Dave and his DOGS, going out to chase KATS Dave Barry's home away from home. DAVE, I REALLY THINK I'M ENTITLED TO AN ANSWER TO THAT QUESTION David Coperfield with one P? David Duke - A Nazi in Conservative Clothing! David Duke: A crazy quilt is more apropos than a sheet. David Duke: He climbs into bed and he's in uniform. David Duke: Same old sheet. David Duke: Sheet for brains. David Lee Roth thinks we're much too loud. Dawn crept across the lawn, searching for her car keys. Dawn: the time when men of reason go to bed. Dawson's First Law: You don't have enough outlets. Dax just another slug with a pretty face. . . Day destroys the night , night divides the day try to run try to hide Day of inquiry. You will be subpoenaed. day++; dollar++; day++; dollar--; Day++; dollar++; day++; dollar--; Sigh(); Day, Enlighten; By Night, Endarken. Day-by-day a day goes by. DAY10 activates the 10th of any month Daytona Beach: 'I've fallen.....and can't reach my beer!' Dazed and confused... dB-) baseball cap and shades dB-) d:^i d:-) q#H) & 5 :-)K :-)K :-)K :-)K :-)K moderators on bench. DBasers do it in fields. DCE seeks DTE for mutual exchange of data. De agony of delete . . . ! De groeten, and have a nice orgasm ! De los sos ojos tan fuertemientre lorando. De omnibus est dubitandum Dead Deer in Road: Food for weeks. Dead Finks Don't Talk -ENO Dead musicians decompose Dead or alive, you're coming with me. Dead people are cool... Dead puppies aren't much fun Dead puppys aren't much fun. Dead skunk in the middle of the road, stinking up the highway... Dead, huh? Well, that's one less thing. Beverly Deadlines amuse me. Deadwood. Nineteenth Century Earth. The Ancient West. Deaf? Call 1-800-HEARING for free information. Dealing With Mistakes" - by E. Ray Sur Deanna tries to read my mind and sees taglines. Deanna tries to read my mind and sees Taglines. Deanna, do you have to wear those spurs to bed? Riker Deanna, I have been having these dreams.... Data Deanna, I've got a new holodeck program... * Barclay Deanna, I've got a new holodeck program..Barclay Dear Jean-Luc, Hate the UFP, Hate you, Taking Vash. - Q Dear Lorena Bobbitt, Got any left-overs? - Jeffrey Dahlmer Dear Lorena Bobbitt, Got any leftovers? - Jeffrey Dahlmer Dear Lorena Bobbitt, send it to me. (Jeffery Dalhmer) Dear Lorena Bobbitt, send it to me. - Jeffrey Dahlmer Dear Lorena Bobbitt, send it to me: /s/ Jeffery Dahlmer. Dear Lorena Bobbitt, send it to me: /s/ Jeffrey Dahlmer. Dear Lorena, Got any left-overs? - Jeffrey Dahlmer Dear Lorena, Got any left-overs? - Jeffrey Dahlmer. Dear Santa: All I want is a copy of your list of naughty girls. Dear Santa: Please send me your list of naughty girls. Dear Satan, Give me Drugs - William Bennett Death - nature's way of saying "Slow down" Death called while you were out, so I gave him your pager number.... Death cures cancer. Death has been proven to be 99 per cent fatal in laboratory rats. Death is certain, life isn't. Death is God's way of telling you that you're fired. Death is irrelevant when your best friend is a 50th level cleric. Death is irrelevant when your friends with a 50th level cleric. Death is just nature's way of dropping carrier. Death is life's way of saying "Your Fired" Death is merely a chance to roll a new character. Death is nature's way for telling you you've slowed down. Death is Nature's way of recycling human beings. Death is Nature's way of saying "Time Out"!! Death is nature's way of saying it's to late to play GEEK Death is nature's way of saying it's to late to slow down Death is nature's way of telling you to slow down. Death is nature's way of telling you to slow down... Death is not the end; there remains the litigation - AB Death is proven to be 99.9% fatal to all laboratory rats. Death is when God drops carrier on you. Death MAY ease tension, researchers report. Death means that it's "Check Out" time. Death on Two Legs. Death To All Tyrants Death to fleas that prey upon the lifeblood of my cats! Death to Software Pirates ! Death wouldn't scare me if it weren't so permanent! Death, when unnecessary, is a tragic thing. Death: to stop sinning suddenly. Death: to stop sinning suddenly Debate Conf's=Mud Wrestling for the Pedantic Debate is the death of conversation. Debate, rebate, probate - what's the diff?? DEBUG - Takes bugs off the windshield with minimum fuss. Decaff: Use it to sober up after drinking non-alcoholic beer! Decaffeinated coffee? Kinda like kissing your sister. Decaffinated coffee? What the hell's the POINT!? Decision '92 : Four more beers! Four more beers! . Decisions terminate panic Decrease moderator unemployment: post off-topic. Dedicated to the brave men who go down to the chips in C. Deeeep ka-ka! > Al Calavicci Deep down I'm really shallow. DEEP HURTING plus FANTASYLAND: Now playing at the White House Deep in the heart of New Jersey. Deep Space Nine: The Third Coming of Star Trek! Deep Space Nine: The Third Coming of Star Trek! Default is in desoftware! Default origin line Defeat even explained well stinks. Defeat is worse than death since you have to live with it Defeat may test you. It need not stop you. Defend the right to keep and arm bears! Defenders only...prosecutors will be violated. DEFINE Guts --> Putting the name "SYSOP" in your twit filter. Define Life: Mail. Define N.P.C. = person of limited destiny DEFINE: De ting you get for breaking de law. Definition of a prostitute: receiver of swollen goods. Definition of APPLE: Garages' garbage. Definition of Terror: A Female Klingon with PMS! Definition of Terror: A female Klingon with PMS. DEFINITION: Address - Type of attire worn by some female programmers. DEFINITION: Algol - The husband of Polygol, their missing daughter is Polygon. DEFINITION: Altair - A place where computers are sacrificed. DEFINITION: Array - A blast from a CRT. DEFINITION: Backup - Opposite of forward. DEFINITION: BASIC- Beginner's All-purpose Sloppy Instruction Code. DEFINITION: Bit - The increment by which programmers slowly go mad. DEFINITION: Branch - A stick used for beating. DEFINITION: Buffer - A programmer who works in the nude. DEFINITION: Chaining - A method of attaching programmers to desks to speed up output. DEFINITION: COBOL- Confused Oriental Bean-cOunting Language. DEFINITION: Coding - An addictive drug. DEFINITION: Computer - A device designed to speed and automate errors. DEFINITION: Core Storage - A receptacle for the center section of apples. DEFINITION: Cp/m - Program listing for 'Look in the evening section'. DEFINITION: Cpu - C3po's mother. DEFINITION: Dip - Inventor of a famous switch. DEFINITION: Disassembler - An unattended five year old child. DEFINITION: Disk Drive - A motor for a frisbee. DEFINITION: Duplex - Having two apartments. DEFINITION: External Storage - A wastebasket. DEFINITION: Fixed Word Length - Four-letter words used by programmers in a state of confusion. DEFINITION: Floating Control - A characteristic exhibited when you have to go to the restroom but cannot leave the computer. DEFINITION: Flow Chart - A graphic representation of the fastest route to the restroom. DEFINITION: Forth - One of the top five computer languages. DEFINITION: FORTRAN- Formless Translations. DEFINITION: GiGo - Garbage in garbage out. DEFINITION: IBM - Computer company: "Itty-Bitty Machines" Corporation. DEFINITION: IBM - Corporate motto: "I've been moved." DEFINITION: IC - Understanding as in 'Oh, IC'. DEFINITION: Initialize - Carving your initials on a floppy disk. DEFINITION: Input - Food, beverages, painkillers, stimulants, etc. DEFINITION: Iterate- A healthy illiterate. DEFINITION: Joystick- A peripheral intended for use only by consenting adults. DEFINITION: Keyboard- Resembling a typewriter, a keyboard is used for entering errors into the computer. DEFINITION: Kilo - What you could have spent your money on if you hadn't bought the computer. DEFINITION: Language- A system of organizing and defining syntax errors. DEFINITION: Macro - The last half of an expression of surprise: "Holy Macro". DEFINITION: Math Chip- A piece of a broken abacus. DEFINITION: Megabyte- A nine course dinner. DEFINITION: Memory Map - A sheet of paper showing location of computer store. DEFINITION: Mhz- Acronym for 'Megahurtz', meaning 'a million pains'. DEFINITION: Microfiche - Sardines. DEFINITION: Nanosecond - Mork's stunt man. DEFINITION: Newdos - Acronym for 'Not Exactly What The Dealer Offers To sell you. DEFINITION: Password- The nonsense word taped to the CRT. DEFINITION: Upgrade - Take old bugs out, put new ones in. Deflector shields just came on, Captain. Defrustration for the 90's -- throwing Windows out! Deghmey? Deghmey DIghajnISbe' maH jay'! - Klingon Probverb Deja Brew: the feeling that you've had this beer before. Deja Stew: leftovers DEL *.* Does WHAT? DEL . Does WHAT? del Banquo.* del damnspot.* Del dicho al hecho hay gran trecho. DEL them all, let DOS sort 'em out! Delay is the deadliest form of denial. DELETE TAGLINE.MR Deliberation: The act of examining one's bread to determine which side it is buttered on. Delivered by Electronic Sled-Dogs.....Woof! Delivered by Electronic Sleddogs.....Woof! Delivery men DO IT at the rear entrance. Delta is the only airline with a frequent-survivor plan. Dem bones, dem bones, dem dry bones Demand a 9600 BAUD psychomodem and a telepathic protocol. Democracy can withstand anything but militant democrats. Democracy often gets caught with its pants down. Democracy, the worst government except for all the others Democracy: Four wolves and a lamb voting on lunch. Democrat: Let's tax this sh*t happening. Democratic rule: "Confusion creates jobs." Democrats cut red tape....LENGTHWISE Democrats in Congress: "Oh no, not another calling frenzy." Democrats place mediocrity on a level with excellence. Democrats: bad ideas in search of a big budget. Democrats: We've got what it takes to take what you got. Demons are a Ghouls best Friend. Demonstrates qualities of leadership: Has a loud voice -evaluationese Denial ain't just a river in Egypt. DENIAL: [D]on't [E]ven k[N]ow [I] [A]m [L]ying Dennis the Menace of Borg: Hellooo, Mr. Wilson. Resistance is futile, Dentist : he lives from hand to mouth. Deny the last stablished truth in the list. Add yours. Pass it on. deny thy father and forget thy . deny thy father and forget thy tagline. Depart in pieces.... i.e., Split. Department meeting in 3 minutes Department meeting in 3 minutes. Depression is merely anger without enthusiasm. Derek, live from Indiana where snow is measured in Yards, not feet Dermatologists give rash judgments. Dermatologists make rash judgments. Descartes of Borg: We assimilate. Therefore, we are. Descriptions of Heaven - By Pearly Gates Desecrate, decimate, rah. rah. rah. Deserves promotion: Create new title to make h/h feel appreciated Design before coding, and all will flow smoothly Design flaws travel in groups. Desire lies on the other side of repugnance... Desk: A very large wastebasket with drawers. Despair: an extra tire in da trunk. Despair: an extra tire in de trunk. Desperation is a highly emotional state of mind. Despite my wild ways, deep down inside I'm just sweet and inocent. Despite of the cost of living, it remains popular. Despite the cost of living, it remains popular. Despite the cost of living, it remains popular. ___ Blue Wave/QWK v2.12 Despite the high cost of living, it remains popular. DESQview - No hourglass required! DESQview does Windoze. Desqview vs. Windows is a no-Win situation. DesqView's Upgrade Policy is good.... NOT! DESQview: Windex for Windows DESQview: faster than a speeding icon !!! DESQview: The Faster Multitasker DESQview: The Faster Multitasker! DESQview: Windex for Windows Dessert? I'll take a piece of cherry . Destiny is not a matter of chance but a matter of choice. Detach the saucer, Data. Don't spill the tea! Details 20 minutes from now on Action Central News, kids. Deterrency - Ruined currency found in pants pockets after laundering Detour: The roughest distance between two points. Detroit is Cleveland without the glitter. Devo of Borg: We are not men....We are Borg. Devoted to the study of cat bathing as a martial art. DeVry: We're Serious About Our OWN Success! Dew is the tears which the stars weep. Dewey, Cheatum, and Howe - Attorneys at Law (Larry III - Sierra) Diagonally parked in a parallel universe. Diagonally parked in a parallel universe... Dial (202) 456-1414 ask for the Boss! Dial 911, make a cop come. DIAL spelled backwards is FUN! Dialogues are often several simultaneous monologues. Diamond of Borg: Song Sung Borg, Everyone's assimilated. Diarrhea is hereditary. It runs in your jeans! Diarrhea is hereditary. It runs in your jeans. Dick drank, Dick drove, Dick died. Don't be a Dick. Did Adam and Eve have belly buttons?? Did Adam and Eve have navels? Did anyone say KIRA? GRUNT! GRUNT! GRUNT! GRUNT! GRUNT! Did DSZ Intend THAT As Documentation ? Did Humpty Dumpty have major medical insurance? Did I do an INCORRECT THING?? Did I hear an echo in here? Did I just step on someones toes again?? Did I make my point yet??? Did I say HELL? I meant HECK Did I say your money OR life? I meant to say AND! Did I see your name on the guest list at On The Rox? Did I type slow enough for you this time? Did I write this drivel? Did Its laser vision scan the fall of silent snow? Did Mr. Bell expect this?? Did my ancestors inbreed? My genes seem tight. Did Pinnochio have a woodpecker? Did Qfront Originate In The Q Continuum? Did Qmodem originate in the Q continium? Did somebody fire a phaser in here? Did somebody say 'Mattress' to Mr. Lambert? Did someone say sex? Did someone say Soma? Did superman check the coin return slot in phone booths? Did the Easter Bunny have it's rabies shots?-Elmer did you back up today, did you signal ? Did you ever stop to think, and then forget to restart? Did you expect mere proof to sway my opinion? Did you format your brain this morning by accident? Did you hear about the BBS that.... Did you hear about the Gay Mailman looking for a malebox? Did you hear about the new deli that opened in India?? Did you hear the Enterprise is married? They engaged the Borg! Did you install the Write Only Memory? Did you know 'gullible' IS in the dictionary? Did you know 90% of all pig skins in Oz are used to hold pigs together Did you know that clones never use mirrors? Did you know that no-one ever reads these things? Did you know that rats can't vomit? Did you know that SATAN is an anagram for SANTA? Did you really expect mere proof to sway my opinion? Did you really understand that message? Did you receive a proper socialist education? Did you say MNP means Modem Needs Pizza? Did you say that MNP means Modem Needs Pizza? Did you see the Mills in Kinderdijk, or do you prefer tulpen uit Amsterdam Didja ever stop to think and forget to start again Didja hear about the ruckus in the cemetery? It was a grave situation. Didn't I buy a '51 Packard from you in Cairo??? Didn't I meet you in some other hallucination?? Didn't I see you on America's Most Wanted?? Didn't I See Your Picture On a Milk Carton? DIDN'T INHALE? Can't he do ANYTHING right? Didn't need no welfare state everybody pulled his weight Didn't see it, don't have the T-shirt. --M. Hahn Didn't we all. Die Entropie des Welts strebt einem Maximum zu. Die smiling, life is too important to take seriously. Dieters are people who are thick and tired of it. Dieting Made Easy - By Ann O'Rexic Diets are for people who are thick and tired of it. Difference between a cold and a Yugo: A cold you can get rid of Difference between a dog and a fox? About 6 beers... Difference between a hero and a coward is one step sidewa Difference between a house and a home - a family. Difference between a house and a home--a family. Difference between a virus & Windows? Viruses never fail. Difference between a virus & windows? Viruses never fail. Difference between men & boys is the price of their toys Difference between tax avoiding and evasion is 10 Years. Difference between Windows & a virus? Virus is free Difficult? I wish it had been impossible! Difficulty at the Beginning works supreme success/I Ching Difficulty is the excuse history never accepts. Digimenmonic - Vanity phone numbers like 1-800-BARGAIN. Digimenmonic: Vanity phone numbers like 1-800-BARGAIN. Digital circuits are made from analog parts. DIGITAL had what? When? Digital Lawrence Welk: A One ann-a Zero ..... Digitize Ted Turner and turn him into Black & White Dijon vu: the feeling you've tasted this mustard before. Dilate............ To live long. Dilate....Italian word meaning To live long. Dilate: What happens when you live too long. Dime de lo que blasonas, y te dire de lo quwe careces. Dime: A dollar with all the taxes taken out. DIN DIP: a European jerk. Din't mean to?! You put your sword right thru his head! Dinner Not Ready...(A)bort (R)etry (P)izza Dinner not ready: (A)bort (R)etry (P)izza Dinner Special, Turkey $2.35; Chicken or Beef $2.25; Children $2.00. Dinner: Dead animals and some stuff out of the ground. Dinosaur: An animal popular with children because they can squash parents. Dinosaurs are extinct - Barney should be, too! Diode: What happens to people who don't die young. Diogenes is still searching. Dios tarda pero no olvida. Diplomacy - the art of letting someone have your way. Diplomacy gets your out of what tact would have prevented Diplomacy is saying "nice doggy" until you find a rock. Diplomacy is the art of letting someone have your way. Diplomacy is the art of saying 'Nice doggie!' till you can find a rock. Diplomacy is the art of saying nice doggy until you can find a rock. Diplomacy should be a job left to diplomats. Diplomacy--the art of letting someone have your way. Diplomacy: Saying "Nice doggie" until you can find a rock. Diplomacy: Saying "nice doggy"... until you find a rock Diplomacy: Saying 'nice doggy'... until you find a rock. Diplomacy: The art of letting someone else get your way. Diplomacy: the delicate weapon of the civilized warrior. Diplomacy: The patriotic lying for one's country. Direct action produces direct reaction. Direct all flames to ->NULL Direct from the Ministry of Silly Walks DIRECTIONS: For External Use Only...no inside jobs! Director of "The Bobbitt Story": "Action!" "Cut!" "Cut!" Directory of Z:\ Dirty deeds done dirt cheap Dis Is My Tagline. Go Get Yo' Own. Right On! Disagreeable, with a little effort you can be impossible. Disastastack - Any precariously balance pyramid of goods in a store. Disaster often rests closely to success. Disatisfied with BBS performance? Hit to improve it. Disclaimer: I didn't really say this. Disclaimer: Author bears full responsibility for this message. DISCLAIMER: I said it, not my company. Disclaimer: Standard. Disclose classified information only when a NEED TO KNOW exists. Disco is making a comeback. Disco is to music what Etch-A-Scetch is to art. Disco is to music what Etch-A-Sketch is to art. Discontent is something that follows ambition like a shadow. Discover all unpredictable errors before they occur. Discoveries are made by not following instructions. Discoveries are often made by not following instructions. Discretion weaves a tangled web. Disease can be cured; fate is incurable. Disease is the retribution of an outraged nature. Dishnostic - Thoroughly cleaning each dish before using dishwasher. Dishonest Person -- One who farts & blames the dog! Dishonesty, cowardice, and duplicity are never impulsive. Dishonor will not trouble me, once I am dead. Disinformation is not as good as datinformation. Disk Crash: Abort, Retry, Kill innocent bystanders? Disk Crash:Abort,Retry,Kill innocent bystandards Disk crashes! I hate when that happens... Disk Error on C: - (A)bort, (R)etry, (D)estruct Disk error: (A)bort (R)etry (N)egotiate release of disk? Disk Mangler strikes again! Disk write error, please drop dead... Disks travel in packs. dislexic If can are you this read you Disney land: A people trap operated by a mouse. Disneyland: a people trap operated by a mouse. Disneyland: A people trap operated by a mouse. DisneyLand: A people trap operated by a mouse. Disproving evolution does not prove creation. DISREGARD LAST MESSAGE Distance is a great promoter of adoration. Distance is irrelevant. Pythagoras of Borg Distrust the obvious, suspect the traditional. Divers DO IT better under pressure! Divers do it better under pressure. Divers do it deeper. Diversity is God's way of amusing himself. Diversity is the mother of continued employment. Divide Overflow, I failed grade 2 math! DIVORCE = system("echo y | erase \wife\*.*" ); DIVORCE = system("echo y | erase \wife\*.*") DIVORCE = system("echo y | erase \__MINE\*.*") DIVORCE =system("echo y| erase \wife\*.*" ); Divorce is not an effective deterrent to marriage. Divorce Isn't the Answer. Shoot the Bitch. DIVORCE=system("echo y| erase \wife\*.*" ); Divorcee: a woman who gets richer by decrees. dl DM ADVICE: "He who buys the pizza, lives." Do *you* know what Otto Titzling invented? DO : PRINT "Waiter, There's a bug in my..." : LOOP Do a good deed...Flame a moderator! Do a good deed...Flame a moderator!!! Do a good deedBlow up a smurf!!! Do agnostics engage in idol speculation? Do agnostics really say, 'Oh, bother' when their planes go down? Do Alabama babies have a southern drool? Do Androids Dream of Electric Sheep --R.K.D. Do androids dream of electric sheep? Do Androids Dream of Electric Sheep? Ask Data. Do anything rather than give yourself to reverie. Do artificial plants need artificial water? Do AZ I do Do be do be do - Sinatra Do blondes prefer gentlemen? Do camels make good pets? Do cellular phones cause reckless dialing? Do Cheshire cats drink evaporated milk? Do computer witches cast hexadecimals? Do Da, ARCidy Day . . . Do device drivers need a chauffeur's license? Do dyslexic geese fly North for the winter? Do expect me to talk?No, Mr. Bond,I expect you to die! Do files get embarassed being unZIPped ? Do files get embarrassed being unZIPped? Do files get embarrassed when they get unzipped? Do fish wonder where all the toes go after Labor Day? Do HD's sneeze when they catch a virus? Do health nuts die of nothing? Do I always shrug my shoulders? I have no idea... Do I BELIEVE in the Bible?! HELL man, I've SEEN one!!! Do I even WANT ancestors? Some found I wish I coul Do I even WANT ancestors? Some found I wish I could lose. Do I even WANT ancestors? Some I wish I could lose. Do I have a lifestyle yet? Do I have this thing configured righ==T==oOo+EeeSK Do I have this thing configured righK Do I have to pee whenever I see a sign: WET FLOOR ? Do I hit [Enter] now? Do I know how to copy disks? Where's the Xerox machine? Do I need a Genealogical Search Warrant to see records? DO I need a modem for each phone line? Do invisible cats drink evaporated milk? Do it today, tomorrow it will be bad for your health or illegal. Do it today...tomorrow it will be illegal! Do it with style Do less and accomplish more. Do married women make the best wives? Do Me Wrong or Do Me Right ... Just Do Me! Do MILs drink goat milk? They're always butting in. Do ministers do more than lay people? Do moderators post off-topic in other areas..? Do molecular biologists wear designer genes? Do Molecular Biologists wear designer Genes? Do multiorgasmic women have plethoragasms? DO NOT ADJUST YOUR MIND - the fault is with reality. Do not adjust your mind, the fault is with reality. Do not adjust your set. We are in control. Do not answer fools according to their folly...-Pv.26:4 Do not applaud until you have heard the music. Do Not Attempt to Traverse a Chasm in Two Leaps Do not attempt to traverse a chasm in two leaps . Do Not Attempt to Traverse a Chasm in Two Leaps. Do not attempt to traverse a chasm in two leaps... Do Not Attempt to Traverse a Chasm in Two Leaps... Do not be led astray onto the path of virtue. Do not believe anything I haven't said Do not believe everything you hear or anything you say. Do not believe in miracles - rely upon them. Do not believe in miracles -- rely on them. Do not believe in miracles rely on them. Do not believe in miracles--rely on them. Do not believe in miracles. Rely on them. Do not curse the darkness, check your warranty. Do not cut along this line ------------------------------ Do not disturb -- I'm disturbed enough already. Do not disturb. We're disturbed enough as it is. Do not disturb. Already disturbed. Do not drink coffee in the morning or it will keep you awake until noon. Do not drop??? Ooopps! Do not follow in the footsteps of men of old; seek what they sought. Do not handicap your children by making their lives easy. Do not induce vomiting. Do not install prior to installation. Do not kiss an elephant on the lips today. Do not lead me into temptation, for I already know the way. Do not look in laser with remaining eye. Do NOT look into laser with remaining eyeball Do not merely believe in miracles, rely on them. Do not panic! It's only a Sonic Attack! Do not pay any attention to this. Do not provoke me. Do not puncture or incinerate. Do NOT push that red button over there. Do not put statements in the negative form. Do not read beyond this line. Do not remove tagline under penalty of Federal law. DO NOT REMOVE THIS TAG (UNDER PENALTY OF LAW) DO NOT REMOVE THIS TAG (UNDER PENALTY OF LAW)... Do not remove this tag under penalty of death. Do not remove this tag under penalty of law. Do not remove this tagline under penalty of law! Do not remove this tagline under penalty of law. Do not remove under penalty of law. Do not respond to this tagline! Do not sleep in a eucalyptus tree tonight. DO NOT soak me up with honey please! Do not store at temperatures above 120 degrees. Do not take life too seriously; you will never get out of it alive. Do not taunt this tagline... Do not tease or feed the straight people! Do not tell big lies. Small ones can be just as effective. Do NOT try this stunt on your PC! Do not underestimate the power of the Force. Do not use if safety seal is broken. Do not use while train is in state of Florida Do not wait for an echo when you drop a rose petal. Do not write in this space! For office use only! Do octopus get octopussy? Do our stars twinkle in angst? Do people who believe in mental telepathy invest in AT&T? Do physicists get hadrons? Do Quarter Horses have only a single leg? Do Quarter Horses have only one leg? Do Quarter Horses have only one leg???? Do radio atheists say "Send in your money & be saved?" Do radioactive cats have 18 half-lives? Do random acts of kindness and beauty. Do right, fear no man. Do wrong, fear no woman. Do Rock & Roll sheep listen to Ewe2? Do ROFLS have ridges? Do sick whales go to a Podiatrist? Do small blue hackers call CompuSmurf? Do something stupid again today..... Do something unusual today. Pay a bill. Do something unusual today. Pay a bill. Do something unusual today. Pay my phone bill. Do televangelists do more than lay people? Do test tube babies have navels...hmmmmmmmmm..??? Do That To Me One More Time! Do the voices in my head bother you? Do these white hairs mean I'm turning blonde?? Do those who watch over you know about this?? Do unions picket God for working a six day week? Do unto moderators as they have done unto you! Do unto others as they should do unto you but won't. Do unto others as though you were the other. Do unto others before they undo you. Do unto others JUST BEFORE they do unto you! Do unto others, then split. Do vegetarians eat animal crackers? Do wah ditty ditty dum ditty do Do we have to save the universe AGAIN?!?!?! Do well and you will have no need for ancestors. Do well, hear of it never. Do ill, hear of it forever. Do well, you hear it never. Do ill, hear it forever. Do what comes naturally now. Throw a tantrum. Do What I Mean! Do what thou wilt shall be the whole of the Law. (A.C.) Do what you want with the girl, just let me go! Do what you want with the girl, just let me the h*ll go! =^) Do what you will with this , just don't bother me about it! Do what you will with this T.A.G.-line, just don't bother me about it! Do what you will with this tagline, just don't bother me about it! Do witches run spell checkers? Do ya ever thing they'll ever get back together? WHO? Ya bum cheeks Do ya think the horse is a good 2 miler ? Yeah, 2 mile of sausages Do you always hit the nail right on the thumb? Do you always hit the nail right on the thumb?. Do you believe in magic??? Do you believe in Mental telepathy ? .... No I hear you think Do you C my point? Do you ever get the feeling that the computer is pushing YOUR button? Do you guys know we just passed thru a BLACK HOLE in space? Do you hate to be cut off in traffic? John Bobbit does. Do you hate to be cut off in traffic? John Bobbitt does. Do you have Bernoulli sauce in this restaurant? Do you have such a thing? Do you have too much time on your hands.... Do you keep your *.BAT files in C:\BELFRY? Do you know how Al Gorr spells potato??? T-A-T-E-R -Rush Limbaugh Do you know how to keep a BBSer in suspense? Do you know JESUS? If so, tell him he owes me $2 Do you know the way to San Jose? Do you know what floccinaucinihilipilification means? Do you know what it's like alone, really alone? Do you know where your ancestors were and what they did? Do you know where your back-up is?....... Do you know who used your SSAN to check on you today? Do you like me for my brain or my baud? Do you like me for my brain, or my BAUD? Do you love me for my brain or my baud? Do you love me for my brain, or my baud? Do you plan to run?Like blazes the first chance I get! Do you prefer gin and platonic or scotch and sofa? Do you suffer from incontinence ? Use Selleys No More Leaks Do you suppose John Bobbitt's evidence will *stand up* in court? Do you suppose John W. Bobbitt's evidence will stand up in court? Do you think Lorena Bobbit will spend time in a penile institution? Do you think we could use store-bought modules from now on? Do you trust your ROM to make decisions? Do you use MCI? So do I. List me as a friend... Do you want graphics? NO, and quit asking me! Do you wear suspenders in addition to a belt? Do you, in fact, have any cheese at all? Do your duty in all things. You cannot do more. Do your good deed for the day, Bribe a sysop. ;) Do your knees buckle, but not your belt? Do your knees buckle, but not your belt?. do {nothing} while (HearFromMe==0) DOC's??? Oh, you mean the stuff you wipe up coffee with? Doc, I'm hearing music that isn't there. Geordi Docs....I don't need no stinkin' docs! Docs? Docs!? I don't need no stinking docs! Docs? Last time I went, I got nasty medicine! Docs? Last time I went, I got nasty tasting medicine. Docs? Why would I want to look at Docs? Nurses are better Docs? Why would I want to look at the Docs. Nurses are be Docs? Why would I want to look at the Docs. Nurses are better :) DOCS??? You mean I *actually* have to RTFM? S#1T! Doctor Radium says: "I must create a deadly virus!" Doctor who? It's the Doctor! Doctor, my brain hurts! Doctor, what are you and the Captain doing? Data Doctrine is the skin of truth set up and stuffed. Documentation - The worst part of programming. Documentation - The worst part of programming. ___ Blue Wave/QWK v2.12 Documentation -- The worst part of programming. Documentation = admission of Failure? Documentation is for people who can't read. Documentation is the castor oil of programming! Documentation is the castor oil of programming... Documentation: The last resort. Documetation - The worst part of programming Dodger Good Buddy, Over and Out. Does "Bad FAT" mean disk has high cholesterol? Does "Forsaking All Others" mean I can't date? Does "gay 90s" have anything to do with Clinton's Army? Does "MicroSoft" translate to "small and squishy"? Does "Microsoft" translate to "small and squishy?" Does 'Bad FAT' mean disk has high cholesterol??? Does a patriot order American in a Chinese restaurant? Does a radioactive cat have 18 half-lives? Does any of this make any sense? Does anybody actually read Taglines Does anybody have a ";" Reminder key? DOES ANYBODY KNOW WHAT A 'cAPS lOCK' KEY IS? Does anybody know what's going on? Does anybody really read these things? Does anybody still remember Venture Capital? Does anyone know where I can get a '487? Does anyone know where I can get a '587? Does anyone REALLY read these stupid taglines? Does Barry Manilow know you raid his wardrobe? Does beta testing require masochistic tendencies? Does bouncing count? Does Charles Yates wear a civil suit? Does Commander Data have an over byte? Does FAKE fur come from stuffed animal toys? Does fuzzy logic tickle? Does history record any case where a majority was right? Does it really matter if he said he is Batman Does it really matter which cola I drink? Does it take an entomologist to recognize a computer bug? Does killing time damage eternity? Does killing time harm eternity? Does LIFO-suction work on a FAT table? Does our economy move like a cancer now? dOES PC sTAND FOR pERSONALLY cRAZY -- I'M NOT... Does Quasimoto ring a bell? Does Robocop shave? Does steel wool come from metal sheep? Does that help at all? Does the E's Computer have enough RAM to run Windows? ___ Blue Wave/QWK Does the E's Computer have enough RAM to run Windows? ___ Blue Wave/QWK v2.12 Does the Enterprise printer use a Queue Continuum? Does The Little Mermaid wear an algebra? Does the name "Pavlov" ring a bell? Does the name Pavlov ring a bell? Does the noise in my head bother you? Does this signature remind you of Agatha Christie? Does Venus have an Earth probe? Does whisky count as beer? - Homer Does Windows 3 ever need to be cleaned ? Does Windows 3.1 come with a Hard Drive? Does you face hurt? Well, it's killing me! Does your back go out more than you do? Does your back go out more than you do?. Does your MOM know you're reading this filth? Doesn't EVERYBODY wear straightjackets? Doesn't have the sense God gave an animal cracker. Doesn't look like his mother....could be his sister.... Doesn't matter if it's gold--long as it's silver. Doesn't she have ANYTHING better to do? Dog eat Dog!!! Ain't it the truth! Dog for sale: eats anything and is fond of children. Dog Gaskets - The black stuff that collects around an elderly dog's mouth Dog-gone-it Jim, I'm a Doctor, Not a Magician! Doghouse: A mutt hut. Dogmas breed litters of stigmas. Dogmatism: Puppyism come to its full growth. Dogs come when called; cats take a message and get back with you. Dogs come when you call. Cats have answering machines. Dogs crawl under fences, software crawls under Windows. Dogs crawl under fences, Software crawls under Windows. Dogs crawl under fences; software crawls under Windows. Dogs crawl under gates, software crawls under Gates, too. Dogs crawl under gates, software crawls under Windows! Dogs crawl under Gates, software crawls under Windows! Dogs crawl under gates, Software crawls under Windows. Dogs crawl under gates, software under Windows. Dogs, Cats, Criminals. Doing away with God (is) to cease to be a man Doing away with God (is) to cease to be a man. Doing it the hard way is always easier. Doing my part to preserve order in the universe Doing nothing makes you tired 'cause you can't take a break. Doing Windows in C is a pane in the glass. Dolby of Borg: They blinded me with irrevelance. Dollar: the jack of all trades. Dollars cannot buy yesterday. Dolly Parton's Biggest Hits Dolores capitis non fero. Eos do. Dominoes vobiscum. Don Barber, Route 4 Box 91A, Marietta OH 45750 Don' y'all leave now: the fun jus' started!--Gambit Don't .gif a Damn about my bad .rep-utation! Don't apologize. It's been the high point of my day. Don't do it again Don't argue with he who buys ink by the gallon. Don't argue with he who uploades REPs by the megabyte. Don't argue with your wife - dicker! 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With $600 Billion frugality leaves. Don't blame me - I voted for Perot! Don't blame me!.....It's San Andreas' fault! Don't blame me, I voted for Bush. Don't blame me... I didn't do it! Don't blame me...I voted for Bush/Quayle! Don't blame me...I voted for myself. Don't blame Rush Limbaugh...I was always like this! Don't call me Samuel! don't care if I am a lemming, I'm not going! Don't care, don't have to, we're the Phone Co.! Don't confuse Growing Up with Blending In! Don't confuse me with facts!! Don't confuse me with facts, my mind is made up! Don't confuse me with the truth... Don't count the days, make the days count. Don't count your upgrades before they're patched! Don't crush that dwarf -- hand me the pliers. Don't crush that dwarf, hand me the pliers! Don't Cut Me Short - Bobbitt boxer shorts inscription. Don't Cut Me Short - Marc Faubert boxer shorts inscription. Don't cut off your Node to spite your Interface. Don't do it if you can't keep it up. Don't DO IT with a banker. Most of them are tellers. Don't drink and DEL *.* Don't drink and drive. You might spill your drink. Don't drink and drive... you might spill your drink! Don't drink and park, accidents cause people Don't drink and park, accidents cause people. Don't drink and park; accidents cause people. Don't Drink and Type! Don't drink and write taglines Don't drink water, fish breed in it. Don't drink. You might shoot at tax collectors and miss. Don't drive too close or I'll flick a booger on you. Don't drive too close, or I'll flick a booger on you. Don't eat meadow muffins. Don't eat the yellow snow! Don't eat yellow snow. Don't Erase it! I MIGHT need it ---- someday! Don't erase it! I MIGHT need it -- someday! Don't even bother bringing up reality here..... Don't even pretend to be interested in this tagline. Don't even think of putting a tagline here. Don't even TRY to THINK without proper tools. Don't ever stand up to be counted or someone will take your seat. Don't everyone thank me at once. Don't feed the bats tonight. Don't feed the hand that bites you. Don't fight ugly people, they have nothing to lose. Don't find faults, discovery remedies. Don't follow this message too closely! Don't fool around with the knobs. I'm perfectly adjusted. Don't force it, get a larger hammer. Don't force it, use a bigger hammer Don't force it; get a larger hammer. Don't forget about Beethoven, Mozart, or Rock & Roll Don't forget the Quid Pro Quo !!!!! Don't forget to close your eyes when reading a scary book Don't get discouraged...No one is perfickt. Don't get hooked on drugs, get hooked on fishing. Don't get mad, get even. Don't get mad. Get even! Don't get me wrong...but I'm right!!! Don't get stuck in a closet -- wear yourself out. Don't give *me* that "kinkier than thou" look. Don't give me a Clinton answer...tell me the truth! Don't give me that "kinkier than thou" look! Don't give me that "kinkier-than-thou" attitude! Don't give me that kinkier-than-thou attitude! DON'T GIVE ME THAT,YOU SNOTTYFACED HEAP OF PARROT DROPPIN Don't give up the ship. Give up the captain. Don't give up your sapience without a fight. Don't go away mad.... Just GO AWAY!! Don't go surfing in South Dakota for a while. Don't happy, be worry! Don't hate me because I'm beautiful Don't hate me, I'm just a tagline. Don't hate yourself in the morning - DO IT all day Don't hate yourself in the morning - sleep till noon. Don't hate yourself in the morning - sleep until noon. Don't hate yourself in the morning -- sleep till noon. Don't hate yourself in the morning--sleep till noon. Don't hate yourself in the morning--sleep until 12:01. Don't have a cow, man! Try a moose instead! Don't hide your contempt of the contemptible! Don't hit me moderatorI'll go back on topicI swear Don't hit me Mr. Moderator I'll stay on topic next time. Don't hit me Mr. Moderator, I'll go back on topic. Don't hit me!! I'm in the Twilight Zone!!! Don't hit me, I go back on topic, I swear! Don't hit me, Mr. Moderator, I'll go back on topic. I swear! Don't hit me, Mr. Moderator,I'll go back on topic.I swear! Don't hit me, Mr. Moderator. Don't hit me, Mr. Moderator... I'll go back on topic... I swear! Don't hit me, Mr. ModeratorI'll go back on topicI swear! Don't hit the keys so hard, it hurts. Don't humans just drive you nuts? Don't I know you? Don't insult the alligator till after you cross the river. Don't itch for what you don't intend to scratch. Don't jerk chains unless you know where they're connected Don't judge a book by its mini-series. Don't judge a book by its movie Don't judge a book by its movie. Don't just bleed there, do something! Don't just do something, stand there! Don't just do something, stand there!!!! - MST 3000 Don't just do something, stand there. Don't just DO something,STAND THERE! Don't just lurk there -- say something! Don't just read - write! Don't just stand there -- KNEEL!!!! Don't just stand there, say something. Don't keep doing things that can't work. Don't kid yourself. You're ugly! Don't kiss an elephant on the lips today. Don't knock President Fillmore - he kept us out of Vietnam. Don't knock President Fillmore he kept us out of VietNam. Don't knock President Fillmore; he kept us out of VietNam Don't know what apathy is and don't care.... Don't laugh - it's got warp capability! Don't laugh, my other auto is a 10mm! Don't leave home without a portable computer! Don't leave home without it, says John Bobbitt. Don't leave home without it. - John Bobbitt DON'T LEAVE ME HANGIN!!!!!!!!!!! - Pauly Shore Don't let a fool kiss you or a kiss fool you. Don't let evolution make a monkey of you. Don't let it fool you, it's written in BASIC. Don't let Kirk show you what he calls "The Captain's Log" Don't let me get too deep. Don't let reality screw up your dreams! Don't let school interfere with your education. Don't let stress kill you off - let someone help! Don't let the bugs byte! Don't let the moderator have the last word. Don't let the sun catch you crying. Don't let the Tute Screw YOU! Don't let your boss catch you doing this. Don't let your mind wander. It's too little to be let out alone. Don't light a match! Don't like the Moderator, huh! You want the job? Don't look at me in that tone of voice! Don't look at ME! I voted for Bush!! Don't look back, the lemmings are gaining on you! Don't look back, the lemmings are gaining on you. Don't Look Back. Something might be gaining on you. Don't look back. Something might be gaining on you. Don't look behind you, they're catching up with you. RUN FASTER! Don't look behind you, they're watching. Don't look conspicuous, it draws fire. Don't look conspicuous. It draws fire. Don't look Ethyl... It was too late. Don't look now but your fly's open!! Don't look now, but the man in the moon is laughing at you. Don't look now, but there is a multi--legged creature on your shoulder Don't look now, but your file is unzipped. Don't lose heart, someone may want to cut it out! Don't make excuses, make good. Don't make Wilderness a Hind-sight! Don't marry for money; you can borrow it cheaper. Don't meddle in the affairs of Wizards. Don't meddle in the affairs of Wizards... Don't mess with me. You know how I get.... Don't mess with Mrs. Murphy! Don't mess with Ms. Murphy! Don't mess with those who buy ink by the barrel! Don't mince words, Rick ... what do you *REALLY* think?" Don't mind me, I've just lost my mind. Don't mind me; I'm the designated drunk. Don't misunderstand; I like kids. BOILED!! Don't monkey with my daggit. Don't need a new religion, haven't used up the old one. Don't need future shock--present shock is enuff. Don't open the darkroom door; it lets all the dark out. Don't overestimate the decency of the human race. Don't overuse exclamation marks!!! Don't Panic! Don't Panic! [in large, friendly letters] Don't PANIC!! Don't panic!!! It's supposed to do that... I hope Don't panic. Don't Panic. Just push the Reset button. Don't panic...you have your towel, right? Don't pass around the PEPSI - don't ya know ya shouldn't share needles Don't pet Kitty, she's still not dry! Don't pick it, it'll NEVER heal. Don't pick up that phon#!}}{) NO CARRIER Don't pick up that phon9 NO CARRIER Don't pick up the pho#@%. NO CARRIER Don't piss off a dragon. Your windshield would never stand it! Don't play "stupid" with me... I'm better at it! Don't play "stupid" with me... I'm better at it. Don't play for saftey - it's the most dangerous thing in the world. Don't play stupid with me, I have more experience. Don't play stupid with me, I'm better at it than you! Don't play stupid with me, I'm better at it! Don't play stupid with me... I'm better at it! Don't play stupid with me....I'm better at that also. Don't put all your EXE's in one backup! Don't question authority, he doesn't know either. Don't question authority, it doesn't know either. Don't question authority..... It hasn't got a clue!!!!! Don't question authority; it doesn't know either. Don't quit until you find someone to blame. Don't read everything you believe. DON'T read the manual! Just WING that sucker! DON'T READ THIS!!! Don't recall us...we'll recall you.... Don't regulate banks. Help BCCI and Charlie Keating. don't reply to inappropriate messages, leave SysOp do it. Don't reply to inappropriate messages, left by SysOp. Don't say to a cop, Drunk? I've only beered 2 hads. Don't say we didn't warn you. Don't sell yourself short, your wisdom is worth 2 cents. Don't send flowers or candy - send a good tagline! Don't share your telephone line with a woman! Don't share your telephone line with a woman! ___ Blue Wave/QWK v2.12 Don't shoot the moderator! My dog just got meaner when he had his shot. Don't shoot! I'm only the Casio player! Don't shoot! I'm only the Casio player. Don't speak now, and forever hold your peace. Don't Start Any Trouble, And There Won't Be Any! Don't start vast projects with half vast ideas! Don't start with me. You know how I get. Don't steal my Tagline, it's already stolen! Don't steal the Government doesn't want competition. Don't steal! The government needs work too... Don't steal! The government hates the competition. Don't steal, the government doesn't like the competition Don't Steal. The government hates competition Don't steal.....Politicians hate competition. Don't stop at one bug. Don't store garlic near other victuals. Don't Support Shareware, just their Authors! Don't sweat it -- it's only ones and zeros. Don't sweat the petty things, just pet the sweaty things. Don't take life seriously - won't get out alive! Don't take life seriously; You won't get out alive anywa Don't take life so seriously, it's not permanent. Don't take life so seriously. It won't last. Don't take life too seriously ... it's not permanent. Don't take life too seriously, it's not permanent. Don't take life too seriously, you'll NEVER get out alive Don't take me seriously, I don't! Don't take this personally. Don't talk to me until I've had my second cup of coffee Don't tease the Moderator ... he's nuclear capable. Don't tease the moderator... he's nuclear capable. Don't tell any big lies today. Small ones can be just as effective. Don't tell me about no damn problems.....fix it yourself Don't tell me how hard you work. Tell me how much you get done. Don't tell me what kind of day to have!! Don't think too far beyond your next meal. Don't think women are explosive? Try dropping one! Don't Think!!!!! SCHEME !!!!! DON'T throw away your 2 words. I collect them! Don't touch it! It's the history eraser button you fool! Don't touch that keyboard. We'll be right back. Don't Touch That Phone...I'm On The Mode+^%$#(*@ Don't touch that! Don't trust an Info-Babe... Don't trust any program with a 1-1-80 date. Don't trust doctors, they once said you were sane. Don't trust Lorena Bobbitt with a penis! Don't trust Lorena Bobbitt, *especially* with a *loaded* penis! Don't trust Lorena Bobbitt, *especially* with a penis! Don't trust Lorena Bobbitt, especially with a penis! Don't try to confuse me with the facts! Don't try to have the last word. You might get it. Don't type to me in that tone of voice! Don't underestimate the power of inflation. Don't Underestimate The Power of MA BELL! Don't use a big word where a diminutive one will suffice. Don't use a long word if a diminutive one will do. Don't use commas, which, aren't necessary. Don't use no double negatives. Don't use our trashcan, it's only for apples! Don't vote--it only encourages them! Don't wait for the translation...answer me now! Gen.Chang Don't wait for your ship to come in, swim out to it. Don't walk through the screen door, you might strain yourself. Don't wanna pickle; just wanna ride my motor 'cickle. Don't waste the whole day - laugh at LEAST once! Don't waste the whole day, laugh at least once. Don't wear earmuffs in a land of rattlesnakes. Don't Wimp Out! Don't wiz on the electric fence. Don't work too hard- Clinton will tax all the overtime. Don't worry - *I* still like you! Don't worry about senility. When it hits you, you won't know it. Don't worry about the world coming to an end today, it's already tomorrow in Australia. Don't worry if you're a kleptomaniac, Don't worry if you're a kleptomaniac, you can always take something for it. Don't worry if you're a kleptomaniac. Don't worry the next message will be better! Don't worry, be happy. Don't worry, I'm fluent in weirdo Don't worry, I'm fluent in weirdo. Don't worry, I'm fluent in weirdo... Don't worry, I'm fluent in wierdo. Don't worry, I'm go ng t b ckup t d Don't worry, I'm gong t bckup td!&#~ Don't worry, I'm gong t bckup td!&%#~% Don't worry, I'm gong t bckup td! Don't worry, if everything worked right you'd be out of a job. Don't worry, nothing will happen till the music stops. Don't worry, we can get beer there. Don't worry, we can use the transporter. Don't worry. We're on a mission from God. Don't worry. Be happy. Don't worry: the answer's at the back of the book. Don't you dare touch that 'ignore' button!! Don't you ever say "$#%@@##" to me again! Don't you ever say '$#%@@##' to me again! Don't you feel that your salami is on the chopping block? Don't you hate boring taglines? Don't you hate it when life doesn't follow the manuals? Don't you hate it when that happens? Don't you hate it when your boogers freeze? Don't you hate when that happens?? Don't you have something better to do? Don't you just hate it when the moderators forget this is a hobby? Don't you just hate it when they verbify nouns? Don't you know where *your* towel is? Don't you sometimes wish taht there was a solution to everything? Don't you want to be a Block too? Don't you wish that hard drives came with driver's side air bags? Donald Westbrook MIA 3-13-68 / You are not forgotten. Dont drop that carrier on my.. CLUNK, OWWW! Dont hide in a foxhole with someone braver than you Dont recall us ... we'll recall you Dont'ja just love $#(*^&(^ine noise? DONTREADTHISUNLESSYOUWANTTOWEARGLASSESOK Donut makers DO IT in the hole. Doodledoodledoo....BahWaahWaaaahhh...Doodledoodledoo..BahWAAWAAHHH! Doom - the ultimate encounter with virtual death!!! Doom - the ultimate encounter with virtual death!!! ___ Blue Wave/QWK Doom - the ultimate encounter with virtual death!!! ___ Blue Wave/QWK v2.12 Doom doomed Blake Stone DOOM: Where the sanest place...is behind a trigger. DOOR:(n.) Something you throw Windows out of. Dope, natures way of saying hi Doris, FOR THE BIRDS, is leading Carol astray :-) Dorothy, we're not in Kansas. Toto! you can speak! DOS + Windows + ATM < OS/2 2.0 DOS = Doesen't Opperate Swiftly DOS = Doesn't Operate Swiftly DOS ERROR: Please remove cat from drive A:.. DOS family: Female: MS-DOS Doc.: DR-DOS Engineer: PC-DOS DOS is just an operating system that runs Windows 3.0 DOS is just an operating system that runs Windows 3.1 DOS is to OS/2 as a bicycle is to a Mack Truck DOS means never having to live hand-to-mouse DOS means never having to live hand-to-mouse. DOS never says "EXCELLENT command or filename"... DOS never says "EXCELLENT command or filename"... ___ Blue Wave/QWK v2.12 DOS Perot: you boot it; it then decides if it will run DOS Tip #17: Add DEVICE=FNGRCROS.SYS to CONFIG.SYS. DOS Tip #17: Add DEVICE=FNGRCROS.SYS to CONFIG.SYS DOS Tip #213-Add DEVICE=C:\EXXON.SYS to ruin your envir DOS Tip : Don't use DOS. DOS to DOS, disk to disk, file to file. DOS: Tells a computer what to do with itself! DOS: Tells a computer what to do with itself! Dos: Venerable. Windows: Vulnerable. OS/2: Viable. DOS=HIGH? I knew it was on something... DOS=HIGH? I knew it was on something... Double your dipoles. Double your flux. Double your drive space! Delete Windows! Double your hard disk space: DELETE WINDOWS! Double your Hard Drive space: DELETE WINDOWS! Double your harddisk: Del C:\WINDOWS\*.* Double, double, tagline trouble... Doubt grows with knowledge Doubt grows with knowledge. Doubt is the beginning of wisdom Doubt is the origin of truth. Know thyself. - Socrates Doubt is the root of education, not faith. Doug: Limbless man beside a hole in the ground Down the Flagpole - By Dick Burns Down to the C in chips. Down with categorical imperatives. Down with D'Broke & F***Door! Down with TLAs! (three letter acronyms) Download City USA 609 691-4319 Vineland, NJ Dr who? DR-DOS, the much better DOS than DOS. Dr. stepped into the QUANTUM LEAP accelerator and vanished. Dr. @LN@ stepped into the QUANTUM LEAP accelerator and vanished.. Dr. Beckett stepped into the QUANTUM LEAP accelerator and vanished Dr. Burg stepped into the QUANTUM LEAP accelerator and vanished. Dr. J.R. to O.R for C.P.R., P.D.Q! Dr. Kevorkian expects full payment before your visit. Dr. Lester - that's my pants that you're wearing! Kirk Dr. Lester - that's my pants that you're wearing! - Kirk Dr. McCoy, I hate your #*@%ing human guts. Discussion? Dr. McCoy, I hate your #@!% human guts. Discussion? Dr. Procter sez: If ya got shingles, put 'em on the roof! Dr. Proctor Sez: Beer...it's not just for breakfast.. Dr. Seuss is dead. He's dead I said. Dr. Soong did not intend me to be used this way. Data Draft Beer Not People. Draft dodger as commander-in-chief...only in America! Drag & Drop: How a caveman took a wife. Drag the Joneses down to your level. It's cheaper. Dragon riders make good first impressions. Dragons - the ORIGINAL flying toasters! Dragons again? I activate my +6 St. George Surface-to-Air Missile. Dragons again? I activate my +6 Surface-to-Air Missile battery. Dragons are soooooooooo stupid!! Dragons: Cuddly Flamethrowers. Dragonslayer needed. Immediate position available. Drain bamage? No thanks, I already have some. Drama in her opinion is knowing how to fill a swea Drama in her opinion is knowing how to fill a sweater. Dramatize: What well dressed RAM chips wear. Draw from your fine command of language and say nothing. Draw this Peanut, become a senator. Draw your salary before spending it. Drawing on my fine command of English, I said nothing. Dreaded words : hard di?k failure dreaded words: hard disk failure Dreaded Words: Taking off a condom and saying "Oops!" Dreadful. Truly dreadful. But you love it, don't you? Dream of a pure planet. Dreamed of potato chips -- awoke and all my 3.5s w Dreams are composed from our successes and calamities. Dreams of war, dreams of liars, dreams of dragon's fire. dren Drifting farther every day. Drilling for oil is boring. Drink and drive responsibly.......don't spill your beer Drink French polish... tastes terrible, but the finish is immaculate! Drink it like a man! Drink till she's cute. Stop before you get married. Drink wet cement and get completely stoned! Drink! for you know not whence you came, nor why. Drink! for you know not whence you came, nor why.. Drink! for you know not whence you came, nor why... Drink! for you know not why you go, nor where... Drinking Kills Brain cells, But just the weak one... Drinking problem? I drink, get drunk, fall down. No prob. Drinking problem? I drink, get drunk, fall down. No problem. Drip....Drip....Drip! Drive A: format failed, formatting C: instead. Drive A: not responding.. .Formating C: instead Drive A: not responding... Formatting C: instead. Drive C: Error, (A)bort (R)etry (I)gnore (K)ick (S)cre+ Drive C: Error, (A)bort (R)etry (I)gnore (K)ick (S)cream Drive C: Error, (A)bort (R)etry (I)gnore (K)ick (S)cream? Drive carefully, death is so permanent. Drive defensively -- buy a tank. Drive defensively, buy yourself a tank. Drive defensively. Buy a tank. Drive it in..Push it out. Drive nail here [] for new monitor. Drive not ready E: (R)etry (G)o to Impulse (C)all Geordi Drive not ready: (A)bort, (R)etry, (S)crew it! Drive Offensive...Take the road!!! -American AutoDuel Association Drive Offensively! Drive Offensively! - American AutoDuel Association Drive on Parkway.Park on Driveway. America! Drive slower than your guardian angel can fly. Drive with caution...SLICKonomics just ahead. Drives used below the equator spin backwards, don't cha know. Driving Lesson One: Shiny side up; rubber side down. Driving with two wheels in the sand. Drool? As in to lust after? - Data Drop a conference??? are you kidding or what? Drop by *anytime* you are feeling homesick.. Drop carrier Immediately - but try not to break it. Drop me a line...anytime! Drop that pickle. Drop the gun, Tom said with a disarming smile. Drop the vase and it will become a Ming of the past. Drop your CARRIER - we have got you surrounded!!! Drop your carrier ... we have you surrounded! Drop your carrier ..... We have you surrounded! Drop your carrier! We have you surrounded! Drop your Carrier! We have you surrounded! Drop your carrier... we have you surrounded! Drop your carrier....we have you surrounded. Drop your carrier...We have you surrounded! Drow: Because no one else wanted the Mind Flayers as neighbors. Drs. practice medicine...that's why we're all sick Drugs, crime, sex, money...Congress is great, ain't it? Drummed to Death - By Dee Bugit Drunk Borg: "Resitance is floor-tile. Wan be sim'lated?" Drunk Borg:"Rsilience in floor tile. Wan'be similated?" Drunk is feeling sophisticated when you can't say it. Drunken Borg: "Resilience in floor tile. Wan'be similated?" Dry dock: A thirsty physician. Dry Ice: A Carbon Dioxymoron Dry Ice: A Carbon Dioxymoron. DSN is Trek; it's not a spinoff, it's just more Trek. DSZ port 13 speed 300 ha ha he he rz -ZZZZzzzzzz... DSZ speed 300 ha ha ha tee hee hee rz -ZZZZZZ DSZ speed 300 ha ha ha tee hee hee rz -ZZZZZZZZ DSZ Super8k Xmodem-The good,the bad &the ugly DTMB! Duct tape is like The Force-it holds the universe together Due to Budget Constraints light at end of tunnel is off! Due to inflation, all clouds will now be lined with zinc. Duh, who put the lights out? Duh. . . I didn't know FORMAT C: did that!? Duj tlvoqtaH Dulce bellum inexpertis. Dum spiro spero -- As long as I breathe I hope Dumb Blonde or beer bottle: both are empty from neck up. Dumb luck beats sound planning every time Dumb luck beats sound planning every time. Trust me. Dumb luck beats sound planning every time. Trust me. Dumb questions are better than smart mistakes! Dumb v2.0: Upgrade from stupid. Dunebogey: Golf course sand trap. Dungeonmasters do it with complete control Dunno if I can take *total* excitement ... but would like to try! Duplicat taglines are felonious. Duplicate file name or file not found - Not sure which Duplicate taglines are checked, warily. Duplicate taglines are created as a duplicate recreation. Duplicate taglines are duplicated, nearly. Duplicate taglines are duplicated, without remiss. Duplicate taglines are duplicated, yearly. Duplicate taglines are missed, barely. Duplicate taglines are removed, wearily. Duplicate taglines should be removed, even if you don't please. Duplicate taglines should be removed, if you please. Duplicate taglines should be removed, please. Duplicate taglines: transmogrified text. Durians, real fruits for real people. During sex I fantasize I'm someone else -- Richard Lewis During sex I fantasize I'm someone else. Dust-balls - The cheap man's tribble. DV has a KB mouse: BigFatHairy Deal! Dwarven Thrower +3 - A magical hammer that hurls dwarves. dy(3x^4 + 2x-5)/dx = 12x^3 + 2 Dying can be done as easily lying down. Dynamic linking error. Your mistake is now in every file. Dynamic linking error: Your mistake is now everywhere. Dyslexia hot line: 1-800-123-4567, that's 1-800-467-3125 Dyslexia rules KO. Dyslexia: it can warn without striking! Dyslexic Agnostics Society Discussion Topic: Is Dog Dead? Dyslexic Atheist's believe 'There is no Dog' Dyslexic christian sells his soul to Santa... News at 11.... Dyslexic Christian sells soul to Santa... News at 11. Dyslexic Christian sells soul to Santa...News at 11 Dyslexic motto: wine me, dine me, 96 me! Dyslexics have more fnu Dyslexics have more fnu. Dyslexics of the world untie ! Dyslexics of the world, untie! Dyslexics of the world- UNTIE! Dyslexics of the World: Untie! Dyslexics untie! e & well & sitting next to you on the bus. Jim Porcher 198? ** B010000012f4ced... Not NOW, stupid! E = mc 2 dB E = mc 2 dB. e are like water -- they follow the path of least resistance. - Brad Kozak E Pluribus Modem E Pluribus Unum really means 'Get the hell off my Foot' E-mail from the edge. E-mail returned to sender -- insufficient voltage. e.**^B010000012f4ced... Not NOW, stupid! <** B010000012f4ced... Not NOW, stupid! E=mc^2 Very good, Albert. Next time show your work. Each and everyone of you is entitled to my opinion. Each call contains only ten calories... Each class of men is created equal. Each day a day goes by. Each day the world turns over on someone who was just sitting on top of it. Each day we are confronted with insurmountable opportunities. Each kiss is as the first. Each life has its place. Each of the kobolds has a Wand of Orcus? Each of us contains an element of insanity. Each TAGLINE contains only ten calories... Each traveler to a tyranny sees what his own ethics permit him to see. Each young doctor means a new graveyard. Eagles fly, but weasels aren't sucked into jet engines! Eagles fly, but weasels don't get sucked into jet engines. Eagles may fly but weasels aren't sucked into jets. Eagles may fly, but weasels aren't sucked into jets! Eagles may soar but wabbits never get sucked into jet engines! Eagles may soar, but weasels aren't sucked into jets! Eagles May Soar, But Weasels Don't Get Sucked Into Jet Engines Eagles may soar, but Weasles aren't sucked into jets EAGLES May Soar,But Weasles Arn't Sucked Into Jets Eagles Soar!, but weasels aren't sucked into jets! Eagles Soar!, but weasels arn't sucked into jets! Eagles soar, but weasels don't get sucked into jet engines. Eany Meany Jelly Beany...The Spirit's are about to speak. Early to bed - makes you healthy, wealthy and boring. Early to bed, early to rise makes people suspicious. Early to bed, early to rise, work like hell, and advertise. Early to rise and ditto to bed, makes you socially dead. Earn cash in your spare time - blackmail your friends. Earn cash in your spare time -- blackmail your friends. Earn cash in your spare time... blackmail your friends. Earning money would be fun if it wasn't so taxing. Earth Day, brought to you by Dow Chemical. Earth is 98% full. Please delete anyone you can. Earth is 98% full... Please delete anyone you can Earth is 98% full... Please delete anyone you can. Earth is 98% full...please delete anyone you can. Earth was interesting, and worth the money I paid for it. Earth was not earth before her sons appeared. EARTH...If You Love It, Leave It<- Earth: Its only ours to borrow! Earth: mostly harmless. Earth: A solid substance, much desired by the seas Earth: A solid substance, much desired by the seasick. Earth: Mostly Harmless Earthmen fear to bargain honestly. Earthquakes are Earth's way of saying, WAKE UP !!!!!!!!!! Easily amused, and laughing about it. East credit terms available. - Satan. East Side Abortion Clinic: No Fetus can Beat Us! Easy as 3.141592653589... Easy as pie, no fuss, no muss, no crust. Easy as pie, no fuss, no muss, no crust.... easy come easy go little high little low Easy credit terms available... - Satan Easy credit, terms available... - Satan Easy credit, terms available... --Satan Easy Does It. But Do It Easy Street is a blind alley. Eat any good books lately Q Eat any good books lately? Eat at Akbar and Jeff's Airport Snackbar Eat at Tippin's Eat drink and be merry for tomorrow you diet. Eat Gaseous Worms! Eat healthy, exercise daily, and die young anyway. Eat healthy, exercise regularly, and die anyway. Eat Healthy, Exercise, and Die Anyway... Eat it, dear ... pretend it's mud. Eat it. -A. Yankovic Eat more Possum! Eat my Jockey briefs. Eat My Shorts Eat My Shorts. Eat properly, get lots of exercise - and die anyway. Eat prune yogurt for that "get up and go" feeling. Eat prunes for that "get up and go" feeling! Eat the rich - the poor are tough and stringy. Eat the rich--the poor are tough and stringy Eat the women ---Axl Rose Eat the young! Eat triticale: 3.56 quadrillion tribbles can't be wrong! Eat well, exercise, and die anyway. Eat yogurt and get culture. Eat yogurt and get cultured Eat, drink and be merry, for tomorrow we tagline. Eating an anchovy is like eating an eyebrow. Eating veggies=vegetarian; Jeffrey Dahlmer=Humanitarian?? ebius . This is a moebius . This is a mo ... ebius tagline. This is a moebius tagline. This is a mo ... ebius tagline. This is a moebius tagline. This is a mo ... ___ Blue Echo Trek: To boldly go off-topic where &#*@^$ NO CARRIER Echo users who kill their moderators. Tomorrow in NET-POL. Echo y|DEL C:\*.* Echo: Only thing that cheats some out of the last Echo: Only thing that cheats some out of the last word. EchoMail: A Tagline distribution system Echomail: cheaper than the Post Office, and darn near as reliable. Ecky Ecky Ecky pTANG Bing whing prrn zhrrn-wup (Ni!) Eco-Tag! - Better for the Environment! Economics is not dependent on politics for its success Ed in vece del fandango, una marcia per il fango Ed McMahon of Borg- You may already be assimilated! Ed Meloan - U.S. FastEcho Registrations ... Ed Meloan - U.S. RA Non-Commercial Registrations ... Edam is not a Dutch Cheese, it's "made" backwards. Editing is a rewording activity. EDLIN - Easily Deleted, Lousy Incompetent Nuisance. EDLIN doesn't have a bug...EDLIN _IS_ a bug. EDLIN: An exercise in futility. Eds Radiator Shop:The Best Place in Town to Take a Leak. Education means developing the mind, not stuffing the memory. Education which is not modern, faces the organic fate. Education, not experience, comes from reading fine print. Edward Scissorhands has jock itch! Edwin Graves P.O. Box 591 Grapevine, TX 76099 (817) 545-9638 Edwin Graves P.O. Box 591 Grapevine, TX 76099 (817) 545-9638 Edwin Graves P.O. Box 761 Bedford, TX 76095 (817) 545-9638 EEEEEEEEEWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Eeeney-Meeney, Chili-beanie, the spirits are about to speak! - Bullwinkle Eeny Meeny Jelly Beanie, the spirits are about to speak. Eeny Meeny, Jelly Beanie, spirits are about to speak. Eeyore of Borg: Nobody wants me to assimilate them. Effective Gun Control = Keep muzzle pointed at target. Effective Gun Control: Keep muzzle pointed at target. Efficiency is nothing more than organised laziness! Efficiency is the ability to do a job well plus the desire to do it better. Efficiency takes time! Frugality: who can afford it? Efficiency takes time! Frugality: who can afford it? Efficiency takes time. Frugality: who can afford it? Egad! I can *feel* my mind boggling... Eggheads unite! You have nothing to lose but your yolks. EGGORY (eg' er ee) n. The part of the fridge that Ego: Something which enables people to bear living with themselves. Egotist: a person of low taste. more interested in himself than me. Egotist: more interested in himself than in me. Eh what? Eh, What's up doc? Eh-buh-dee, Eh-buh-dee, Ehhh --^Thhhhthat's all, Folks! - Porky Pig Eh? That's an interesting trick! How'd you do that? Ein unntz Leben ist ein frher Tod. EINSTEIN called---said relatively little. Einstein has "I before E" wrong in his own name, twice! Either he is dead, or my watch has stopped. Either he's dead or my watch has stopped. Either it's an illusion or Steven Spielberg's head exploded. Either my watch has stopped or I'm in deep trouble. Either this man is dead or my watch has stopped Either this man is dead or my watch has stopped. El Kabong! El trabajo bien hecho no tiene fronteras .... Electric chairs are period furniture: they end a sentence Electric chairs are period furniture; they end a sentence Electric chairs are period furniture; they end a sentence. Electrical Engineers do it with faster rise time Electrician -- Person who wires for money Electricians are qualified to remove anyone's shorts! Electricians do it 'till it Hz. Electricians do it until it Hz. Electricians do it untill it Hz. Electricians do it with a charge! Electricians DO IT with a spark. Electronic Latrine, or Philosophic Melting-Pot? Electronic publishing: What's my lino? Electrons: What goes around comes around. Elegant Frankfurter - A haute dog Elephant - Mouse Built to Governent Specs Elephant - Mouse Built to Government Specs Elephant: Mouse built to government specifications Elephant: Mouse built to Government specs! Elevator goes all the way to the top but the door doesn't open. Elevator men do it on all floors Elevators smell different to midgets. Elevators travel in groups. Only one of them knows why. Eliashim's ViruSafe was distributed with Michelangelo. Eliminate all ethics from your diet. Eliminate government waste no matter how much it costs. Elliptic paraboloids for sale. ELVIS HAD MY U.F.O. BABY! Elvis hasn't left the building, he's just in the john. Elvis is ALIVE !! Elvis is dead and I don't feel so good myself. Elvis is having brunch with Hoffa.... Elvis isn't dead, he just shelled to DOS. Elvis stamp to be printed on tiny squares of crushed velvet. EMail replies to nate.lipsen@execnet.com Emasculate your computer with UNIX! emd Associates, Inc.: 1993 Winona Division II Touch Football Champs Emergency repair procedure #1: Kick it. Emotion vs logic? Emotion always wins. Emotions are alien to me.I'm a scientist. Emperor of Borg: Now, young Jedi...You..Will..Be..Assimilated..ZZAAPP! Empty vessels make the most sound. EMS Motto: You call....we haul....!! EMT's - the bondage experts En boca cerrada no entran moscas. End all foreign aide now!!! End of Message - Stop reading. End Tagline construction. The State of New Jersey thanks you! ENDLESS LOOP: (noun) see "endless loop" Endless Love: Stevie Wonder & Ray Charles playing tennis. Endocannibalism: The result of a really hungry can Endocannibalism: The result of a really hungry cannibal. endofthreadENDOFTHREADendofthreadENDOFTHREADendofthreadEN Enee, Menee, Minee, HEY MO!!! Enema - not your Aunt from Kansas. Energize!" said Picard and the pink bunny appeared... ENERGIZE, said Picard, and a pink bunny appeared Energize. Hey! Where'd that bunny come from? Energizer Bunny force fed kaopectate, finally stops going Energizer Bunny released on bail of 30,000 NiCads. Energizer Bunny still missing. Search party keeps going, Energy derives from both the + and negative Energy! +39.2.341248 +39.2.3492783. Why be normal? ENGINE: We're not clickin' on all cylinders here! Engineers are better by design. Engineers do it by calculation and design. Engineers do it precisely. Technicians do it a lot. Engineers: often wrong, seldom in doubt England & America: Two countries separated by 1 language English DO IT with an accent. English is wonderful, used correctly English teachers DO IT with dangling participles. English word for Sushi? BAIT Englishman Say: Bird in bed worth two in bar. Engraving is, in brief terms, the art of scratch. ENIGMA - A point to ponder! Enjoy life ... moderation is for monks! Enjoy life, you will never get out alive. Enjoy the Universe - it's the only one you have! Enjoy yourself today.Tomorrow may never come at all. Enjoys job: Needs more to do -work evaluationese Enlightenment is only a state of mind. ENOTOBACCO: Read on empty pipe. Enough research will tend to support your theory. Enquiring minds already think they know! Enquiring minds couldn't care less! Enquiring minds want to know! Ensign Editor? He's TED, Jim! Ensign Pillsbury: He's bread Jim! Ensign Pillsbury? He's BREAD, Jim! Ensign Smith, why are you standing Behind Me? Ensign Walnut approaches Dr. Crusher with caution. Ensign Walnut approaches Dr. Crusher with caution.... Ensign, engage warp drive. Ensign? ENSIGN, WAKE UP! Ensign,engage warp drive. Ensign,ensign? ENSIGN, WAKE + ent of the innocent 6) Promotion of the uninvolved. Enter any 12-digit prime number to continue. Enter catchy tag line here_______________________________________ Enter FORMAT C: to continue. Enter your personal identification number. Entered @TIME@ on @DATE@ Entropy isn't what it used to be. Entropy requires no maintenance! Enveloptic - Anyone who peers thru the box opening to see what's beyond. Environmental condoms;y'want paper or plastic Environmentalists -- modern LUDDITES! Envy is thin because it bites but never eats. Envy is thin because it bites, but never eats. Epistle: What apostle's are always firing off. Epitaph on a gravestone: Cheerio, see you soon. Epoch: the sound made by a hen Equality of the sexes leaves women standing on buses. Equality......when's it coming? Equatt - The pasttime of trying to balance the light switch in the center. Er, how 'bout 'Biggles Combs his Hair'? Er, how about 'A Sale of Two Titties'? er... uh... um, Resistance is er, futile...um, er. - Barclay of Borg Eradicate the Frosty Fungus! Ereshkigal: Sumero-Babylonian goddess of the netherworld Eressa: It can't be *that* bad! ERIC DAVID PERSONAL COMPUTING -- (908) 254-2977 Ernest of Borg: I'm gonna assimilate ya, Vern. Know whut I mean? Erno Rubik couldn't figure us out. ERROR # 76 - Check nut on keyboard Error #0001: COSMOS.CFG Corrupt. Reboot Universe (Y/N): ERROR #0032: KEYBOARD NOT RESPONDING! Use Hammer? (Y/N) ERROR #0076: Check nut on keyboard Error #0099: Dead mouse in hard drive. Error #0141: Too many errors. Error #0216: Tagline out of paper ERROR #06: Bad or missing Sysop - FREE files in all areas. ERROR #14: LPT1 not found.. use backup - PENCIL & PAPER Error #1511: Brain Offline Error #1511: Brain Offline ERROR #3214: Operator out of patience! ERROR #34BB: Thought not found: Reformat Brain (Y/N)? ERROR #4817: CPU not found ERROR #5716: Unable to come up with a new tagline Error (11): Fax Modem Not Responding, Check Hardware ERROR - (A)bort (R)etry (F)ake like it's working Error - Operator out of memory! ERROR - Unable to insert witty tagline. HUMOR.SYS corrupted. Error - [A]bort, [R]etry, [F]ake like it's working... Error 005: Windows loading. Come back tomorrow. ERROR 103: No keyboard. <> Error 141: Too many errors. Error 144: Bit bucket overflow. Error 216: Tagline out of paper Error 216: Tagline out of paper. ERROR 23AF: Sector not found; Search behind couch? Error 256: Programmer Deleted. ERROR 407: Program too idiotic. ERROR 6F35: Enter any 12-digit prime number to continue. ERROR 75FF: MSDOS.SYS not found. Buy UNIX? ERROR 864F: (A)bort (R)etry (I)nfluence With Large Hammer Error 96: Dead mouse in hard drive. Error 99: Dead mouse in hard drive. Error : (A)bort (R)etry (S)ell it ERROR D3F2: Replace user and press any key to continue. Error failed! Press any key to resume error. Error failed! Press any key to resume error. Error finding . Sysop not loaded! Error finding COLD BEER. Sysop not loaded. Error finding COLDBEER.CAN Sysop not loaded! Error finding COLDBEER.CAN User not loaded Error finding COLDBEER.CAN USER.SYS not loaded ERROR finding COLDBEER.CAN Sysop not loaded! Error finding REALITY.SYS - Universe halted. Error finding REALITY.SYS -- universe halted ... Error loading GOD.SYS (A)bort or (U)nzip BIGBANG.ZIP. Error locating COLDBEER.CAN SysOp not loaded! Error locating MAFIA.EXE - program not executed. ERROR LPT1 not found.. use backup - PENCIL & PAPER ERROR LPT1 not found... use backup - PENCIL & PAPER Error opening CLINTON.LIE Cannot recover COUNTRY.USA Error opening COLDBEER.CAN Glass not ready. Error propagates faster than truth. ERROR READING C: (A)bort (R)etry (I)mmolate? Error Reading Drive C: (A)bort (R)etry (S)ledgehammer Error Reading Drive Thru: (M)cDonald's (W)endy's (B)urger King Error reading FAT record. Try the SKINNY one? (Y/N) Error reading FAT Table. Try Skinny one? (Y/N). Error reading FAT Table... Try Skinny one? (Y/N) Error reading FAT table......... Try Skinny one? (Y/N) Error reading FAT Table...Try Skinny one ? (Y/N) Error reading REALITY.SYS - Universe halted. Error Reading REALITY.SYS ... Universe Halted ERROR! KITTY.CAT Virus Scan has exterminated the MOUSE driver. Error! Tagline not found. (A)bort, (R)etry, (P)anic? ERROR! Windows found! Formatting Drive C:! Error- REALITY.SYS not found, install TREK.SYS? (Y/n) ERROR: COLDBEER.CAN Not Found -- Operator Not Loaded ERROR: CPU not found Error: Keyboard not attached. Press F1 to continue. ERROR: Unable to come up with a new tagline Error: (A)bort (R)etry (S)ell it Error: Bad or Missing Tagline File. ERROR: Cannot open CATFOOD.CAN - Eat logitech mouse instead (Y/n)? ERROR: COLDBEER.CAN Not Found -- Operator Not Loaded ERROR: COLDBEER.CAN not found! USER.SYS not loaded. ERROR: COMPUTER POSSESSED. LOAD EXOR.SYS? (Y/N) ERROR: finding COLDBEER.CAN Sysop not loaded! ERROR: Incompatible File Format Error: Keyboard not attached. Press F1 to continue. Error: Keyboard not found. Press F1 to continue... ERROR: LPT1 not found .. Use backup - PENCIL & PAP Error: No Keyboard: Press F1 to Continue. Error: Off topic. Commit sepukku? (Y/y) ERROR: opening COLDBEER.CAN Glass not ready. ERROR: REALITY.SYS corrupt. Reboot universe? (Y/N/Q) ERROR: REALITY.SYS Corrupted -- Universe unrecoverable Error: REALITY.SYS corrupted...Reboot Universe (Y/N)? ERROR: RUM&COKE.DRK unexpected EOF... Operator Loaded ERROR: Unable to come up with a good tagline. ERROR: Unable to come up with a new tagline Error: User posted off-topic. Drag out in street and shoot? ERROR: Your baud rate has been dropped to 300 bps. Error:015 - Unable to exit Windows. Error:015 - Unable to exit Windows. Try the door. ERROR@34421 TAGLINE MISSING, PLEASE BLAME SYSOP. Errors show up in the duplicate while the Boss reads it. Errr, this is the ANIMAL_SEX Echo. Errymay ristmaschay andway appyhay ewnay earyay -Pig Latin Xmas eruhum, Resistance is er, futile...um, er. - Barclay of Borg es the agitation of his tail for the trembling of the edifice. As compared with the statesman, he suffers the disadva Eschew and avoid redundant obfuscation. Eschew obfuscation Eschew Obfuscation . . . Eschew obfuscation! Eschew Obfuscation! Eschew obfuscation. Escort GT - An oxymoron Espresso: ultra-efficient caffeine delivery system essed are the meek, for they make great scapegoats. Essex County: The Banana Belt of the Sun Parlour. Et in Arcadia ego. ETAOIN SHRDLU CMFGYP WBVKXJ QZ 1234567890 etc. etc. Easy enuff to edit. Include the comma before the address. Etc., etc., etc. Etched in an eccentric impulse! Eternity is . . . a Barry Manilow concert. Eternity may well be composed of a very deep silence. Eternity? Straight ahead, turn left at infinity. Eternity? Straight ahead, turn left at infinity Ethel the Aardvark goes Quantity Surveying. Ethernet (n): something used to catch the etherbunny Ethernet: A device for catching the Ether Bunny. EtherNet: Device used to catch the Ether Bunny Ethics is not necessarily the handmaiden of theology. Ettore's law: the other line always moves faster Eufirstics - Two people waiting on the phone for the other to hang up. Eunuchs - What they did to bad programmers. Euphemist minces words, neologist mints his word Eval Day 856 * What a dead beat! Evangelists do more than lay people Evangelists do more than lay people, sometimes. Evangelists do more than lay people. Eve had an Apple, Adam had a Wang... Eve was made from Adam's Rib - a cheaper cut of meat Eve was the first woman to date a snake. Even a blind squirrel finds an occasional nut. Even a cactus needs a little water now and then. Even a hawk is an eagle among crows. Even a lot of help at the wrong time adds up to nothing. Even a noseless dog can stink. Even a philosopher gets upset with a toothache. Even a small star shines brightly in the dark Even hairless heiresses are always beautiful. Even if OLX/SLMR was perfect....I'd still use it. Even if you understood women - you'd never believe it! Even if you win the rat race, you're still a rat. Even if you're paranoid maybe they're really after you. Even moderation shoudn't be practiced to excess! Even moderation should be practiced in moderation Even moderation should be practiced in moderation. Even Moderators need a bit of love. Even Mother Nature doesn't mess with Moderators. Even my cleaning lady won't do Windows. Even my tagline files won't do what I want! Even paranoids have enemies. Even Programers need a "bit" of love Even sliced VERY thin, baloney is never corned beef. Even small mouths can gather BIG feet! Even the best of friends cannot attend each other's funeral. Even the blind can see money. Even the blunted word... is more honest than silence. - Nietzsche Even the boldest zebra fears a hungry lion. Even the boldest zebra fears the hungry lion. Even the dullest candle burns brighter in the dark. Even the happiest of amoebae lack sexual organs. Even the lion has to protect himself against flies. Even the smallest candle burns brighter in the dark. Even the smallest candle dispels the darkness. Even the Tsar can't see his face without a reflector. Even this shall pass away... Even though they call it pasta now, it's still spaghetti. Even weeds have needs. Even weeds have needs... Even when the words are true, they may not speak the truth ! Even when you're running the world, you can't get off. Events of importance often result from trivial causes. Ever caught ya'self reading taglines and skipping Ever caught yourself reading taglines and skipping messages? Ever feel like you're not really wanted? * Geordi Ever get the feeling someone is watching you? Ever have one of those millennia? Ever just seem to not be able to get around to procrastinating? Ever lob a live grenade into a basket of kittens? Ever meet a Sysop who would admit the problem was his? Ever notice how fast Windows runs? Neither did I ... Ever notice how fast Windows runs? Neither did I... Ever notice how many taglines originated from RAH? Ever notice that Legos aren't biodegradable ? Ever notice there's no crime at a shooting range? Ever notice we park in driveways and drive on parkways? Ever see somebody fly-by you and wish they'd get a ticket. That's me. Ever since I gave up hope, I feel much better. Ever since I stopped drinking I noticed that there was a world out there. Ever stop to think and forget to start again? Ever stop to think and then forget to start again? Ever stop to think, and forget to start again? Ever think about the fact that thorn bushes have roses? Ever wanted to download a pizza? Ever wanted to download pizza? Ever wish you had a copy of tomorrow's newspaper? Ever wish your kids were appliances you could turn off? Ever wonder how deep the ocean would be if sponges didn't live in it? Ever wonder how road kill gets picked up so fast? Ever wonder if vegatarians eat animal crackers? Ever wonder what happened to the beta testers for Preparation A to G? Ever wonder what oop Fortrash would look like? Ever wonder why Oprah spelled backwards is Harpo? Eveready bunny arrested, charged with battery! Eveready Bunny arrested; Charged with battery. EverReady bunny arrested, charged with battery! Everthing put together falls apart. Everthing put together..... falls apart. Every absurdity has a champion to defend it! Every absurdity has a champion to defend it. Every anarchist is a baffled dictator. Every bicycle needs a fish. Every child should be given the desire to learn. Every creature has within him the wild, uncontrollable urge to PUNT. Every crowd has a silver lining. Every day I do my best for one more day. Every day is starting to look like Monday ... Every day is starting to look like Monday. Every day is the dawn of a new error. Every educated man is a bully in a discussion." -- Beerbohm Every great journey begins with a single step. Every hard-boiled egg is yellow inside. Every horse thinks his pack is heaviest Every huge program has a small program trying to get out. Every human comes equipped with a brain at no extra cost. Every idiot believes that they are Cassandra. Every interesting program has at least one variable, one branch, and one loop.......... And at least one bug! Every little BYTE helps Every little BYTE helps. Every living thing wants to survive. Every man has a scheme that absolutely won't work. Every man is the stem of his own bloom. Every man thinks his own burden the heaviest. Every man's work is a portrait of himself. Every minute you are angry wastes 60 happy seconds. Every morning is the dawn of a new error... Every morning you are handed 24 golden hours..... Every new generation is a fresh invasion of barbarians. Every noble work is at first impossible. Every once in a while I feel that I am at two with the universe. Every person constructs their own bed of nails. Every person gets to heaven in their own way. Every person is the architect of their own fortune Every person is the architect of their own fortune. Every person you meet knows something you don't. Learn. Every politician has a price, some hold bargain sales. Every politician has a price,some hold bargain sales. Every politician has a price. Some hold bargain sales. Every problem has a solution. Sometimes. Every purchase has its price. Every qody has a qody somewhere=== Every Silver lining has a clone around it. Every silver lining has a cloud around it. Every Silver Lining Has a Cloud. Every silver lining has a dark cloud. Every solution breeds new problems. Every sound ends in silence, but silence never dies. Every sperm is Sacred! Every time I have all the answers, someone changes the questions! Every time I have answers, someone changes questions. Every time I lose weight, it finds me again! Every time I lose weight, it finds me again. Every time I think I know where it's at, they move it. Every time my ship comes in there's a dock strike. Every Titanic has its iceberg. Every valuable idea offends someone. Every why hath a wherefore. Every woman should marry - and no man. Every woman should marry -- and no man. Every woman should marry -- and no man." Disraeli Everybody do the Michigan Rag! Everybody has a hungry heart, evrybody has a huhuhungry heart ... Everybody is ignorant, only on different subjects. Everybody lies about sex Everybody lies about sex. Everybody likes a joker, but nobody loans him money. Everybody likes Windows! Bill Gates said so. Everybody lock and load. This could get very messy! Everybody must believe - I believe I'll have another beer Everybody ought to have a maid. Everybody ought to have a mind. Everybody point to Ray. Look at Ray blush. Everybody remember where we parked. -- Kirk Everybody remember where we parked. Kirk STIV Everybody should believe something: I believe I'll have more coffee. Everybody should believe: I believe I'll have a drink. Everybody wants a rock to wind a peice of string around Everybody wants to go to heaven, but nobody wants to die. Everybody wants to go to Heaven, but nobody wants to die. Everybody's a programmer, but who's WRITTEN anything? Everyone as they loveth, some people kiss cows. Everyone complains of memory, no one of judgment. Everyone has a photographic memory, some don't have film. Everyone has a photographic memory. Some don't have film. Everyone has a scheme for getting rich quick that won't work. Everyone has a scheme for getting rich that will not work. Everyone has a scheme that won't work. Everyone has photographic memory, some don't have film! Everyone hates me because I'm paranoid. Everyone in college always said Lorena was a cut above. Everyone is a genius at least once a year. Everyone is enthusiastic about your work. Everyone is entitled to my opinion without charge. Everyone is entitled to my opinion, just ask me... Everyone is entitled to my opinion. Everyone is equal until they make themselves not equal Everyone is gifted. but some open the package sooner. Everyone is gifted. Some open the pkg sooner. Everyone is GIFTED. Some open the pkg. sooner. Everyone is of some use, if only to set a bad example! Everyone lives by selling something. Everyone lives by selling something. - R.L. Steven Everyone loves Log! Everyone makes mistakes, if not we'd be single! Everyone meets their Waterloo at last. Everyone needs a place in the sun, especially when it rains. Everyone serves a purpose in life, even if it is to be a horrible example. Everyone should know where his towel is. Everyone who got where he is had to start where he was Everyone's gone to the movies. Everyone's life seems easier from the outside ! Everyone's watching YOU now... Everything alive either grows or dies. Everything bows to success, even grammar. Everything changes except change itself. Everything coming your way? You're in the wrong lane! Everything coming your way? you're in the wrong lane!. Everything free is usually worth exactly what it cost. Everything furthers./I Ching Everything goes on sale ... right after you buy it. Everything goes wrong all at once. Everything going good? You must have overlooked something. Everything here is right, but it could go wrong. Everything hurts ... and what doesn't don't work. Everything I do is needlessly violent and enormously irresponsible. Everything I ever needed to know, I learned from Krazy Kat. Everything I have is HUMUNGOUS! Especially my imagination Everything I say is true, and thats a lie Everything in excess! Moderation is for monks. Everything in time is birth to some and death to others. Everything is a lot like something else. Everything is just a thing Everything is just chemistry! Everything is possible, but nothing of interest is easy. Everything is Relative, Except Truth, Which Is Absolute. Everything is simple, they're what's screwed up! Everything looks better in COLOR! Everything put together falls apart sooner or later. Everything put together falls apart. EVERYTHING seems to make MY body grow twelve different ways! Everything should be built top-down, except the first time. Everything should be made as simple as necessary. Everything should be made as simple as possible but not simpler. everything started working perfectly.... I got worried! Everything starts as somebody's daydream. Everything starts as someones daydream! Everything starts in somebody's head as a daydream. Everything that is not mandatory is forbidden. Everything that's important has already been said! Everything usually goes wrong at once! Everything we put together falls apart sooner or later. Everything you know is wrong! Everything You See Here Is Opinion As A Matter Of Fact Everything's got a moral if only you can find it." Everything's got a moral, if only you can find it. Everytime I lose weight, it finds me again. Everywhere is an LD call from here. Everywhere is walking distance, if you have the time. Everywhere You Look...(at least around my office) Evidence of evil Borg plot: MSDOS 6.0 Evil does seek to maintain power by suppressing the truth Evil Grin #13 <<<<>>>> Evil has been dealt a serious blow, but will return. Evil is a hill. We stand on ours, speak about others. Evil is the root of all money. Buy bonds! Evil Mentalist - I think, therefore you aren't Evil won't kill us; apathy & lethargy will Evil...wicked...mean...and nasty!!... Evolution is God's way of issuing upgrades Evolution is RELIGIOUS because it can't be proven! Evolution reverses when stupid people are encouraged to breed. Evolution: Life's a niche and then you die. Evolution: God's way of issuing updates Evolution: Life's a niche, and then you die Exactly what KIND of Water Music did you have in mind? - Handel Exam is a four-letter word for torture... Examine the contents, not the bottle. Excellence is to do a common thing in an uncommon way. Excellent command or file name Excellent day for drinking heavily. Spike office water cooler. Excellent day for drinking heavily. Spike water cooler. Excellent day to have a rotten day. Excellent time become a missing person. Excellent time to become a missing person. Except for 75% of the women, everyone in the whole world wants to have s Except for 75% of the women, everyone in the whole world wants to have sex. Exceptionally well qualified: Has committed no major blunders to date Excess is never enough. Excess Weinerage - When buns come in 8 pks and franks come in 12 pks. Excitement is irrelevant. -- Locutus for Pontiac Excuse me - but HOW do you spell EMT ???? Excuse me for butting in, I'm interrupt-driven. Excuse me for butting in. But, I'm interrupt-driven. Excuse me for butting in. I'm interrupt-driven. Excuse me for butting in. But, I'm interrupt-driven. Excuse me for paging, but what does low level format mean? ...[NO CARRIER] Excuse me if I sound bitter....I taste that way too Excuse me while I bang my head against a wall Excuse me while I crouch down here 'ahint my asbestos shield... Excuse me worker, I'll just be a nanosecond. Excuse me, but do you have change for a carp? Excuse me, but I'm `ignorant challenged'. Excuse me, but is this my 15 minutes? Excuse me, but you must have mistaken me for someone who cares. Excuse me, can you spare a tagline? Excuse me, could you spare a little social change? Excuse me, do you know the way to Kansas City? Excuse me, do you mind if I squish in here? - Odo Excuse me, I have to recharge my flamethrower. Excuse me, while I change into something more formidable. Excuse the spelling, I have been snorting to much code. Excuses: I'm too full. Excuses: I'm too tired. Excuses: I've got to get up early tomorrow. Excuses: N: Not tonight, honey, I've got a headache. Excuses: You mean you didn't bring any [insert favorite brand]? EXECdb, Maximum Overkill in EXEC-PC File List Management Execute program code from Write Only Memory! Execute program code from Write Only Memory. Executive ability is prominent in your make-up. Exercise ? I would rather be space walking ! Exercise before kinky sex . . . be fit to be tied. Exercise is anything that makes you breath hard. Exhaustion error: DOS is too tired to boot. Exhibitionists love Windows Existence cannot be without them. Existential vacuum? Does it come with attachments? Exp Level don't count when yer dead. Expect the quest to break your heart at least once. Expenditures tend to rise to surpass all income. Expensive imported beer is good for the sole. Experience is a comb that nature gives us when we are bald. Experience is a good teacher but her fees are high Experience is directly proportional to mistakes made. Experience is directly proportional to ruined equipment. Experience is nothing but a lot of mistakes. Experience is something you don't get, 'til you need it most. Experience is the comb life gives you after you're bald. Experience is the name everyone gives to his mistakes. Experience is what you get when you didn't get what you wanted. Experience is what you get when you don't get what you want! Experience should be a guide post, but not a hitching post. Experience varies directly with equipment ruined. Experience varies directly with the equipment ruined. Experience, the name given by men to their mistakes. Experience: What you get when you don't get what you want Experiencing synaptical difficulties; Please stand by. Experiencing Synoptical Difficulties, Please Stand By. Experiments should be reproducable, Experiments should be reproducable. Expert - anyone from out of town. Expert - knows tomorrow why today's prediction failed. EXPERT - Some unknown drip under pressure. Expert - Someone who knows less, but makes more money. Expert- an x is an unknown, a spurt is a drip under pressure, so an expert is some unknown drip under pressure. Expert--anyone from out of town. Expert--knows tomorrow why today's prediction failed. EXPERT: called in at the last minute to share the blame. Expert: Someone who's made all the possible mistakes. Explain a slide rule to today's youth. Explain counter-clockwise to someone with a digital watch Explain counter-clockwise to someone with a digital watch. Explode into pieces, you source code -- Asreil, programme Exploding Piglet Falls Out Stupid Window...GIF 1 Exploding Piglet Falls Out Stupid Window...GIF 11 Exploding piglets!!! My god, it's raining bacon! Exploding Windows....GOOD Exploding Drives......NOT GOOD!! Exploding WP 51 Falls Out Of Windows... GIF at 11 Explosive when wet Express yourself with Blue Wave, not with silver! Expresses self well: Can string two sentences together -evaluationese External Storage - Wastebasket. Extinct species will never be Born Again. Extra! Extra! Dyslexic anticristian sells soul to Santa Extreme feminine beauty is always disturbing. Extremism in anything is. Just extremism. Extremities where I can see them! - Odo Extrusion, Science, Art, and luck Exxon - greasing the coastline for smoother boating! Exxon Valdez, Haven, cual ser el prximo? Eye of newt, toe of frog, and a side of fries, please. Eyeing little girls with bad intent... Eyes open, mouth shut, safety off. EZ 2.0: 5 years in the waiting, um, making. EZ come ... EZ go SLMR come... He stay! EZ come ... EZ go SLMR come... SLMR stays! EZ come... EZ go SLMR come... He stay! oppps OLX Ezz beeg trouble for moose and squirrel.. E^2/c^2 = p^2 + m^2*c^2 F r o m the s l o w s p e a k e r s o f A m e r i c F u cn rd ths u cnt spl wrth a drn!. F u cn rd ths u mst b n nglsh tchr! f u cn rd ths, itn tyg h myxbl cd. f u cn rd ths, u cn gt a gd jb n cmptr prgmmng f u cn rd ths, u cn gt a gd jb n cmptr prgmmng. F-117...the sound of freedom. F-Shock - Discovering, after having a flash photo, that you are albino F.S.A. - Federation Starship Association F.S.A. - Look for the white Runabout F1[Panic] F2[Passout] F3[Smash keyboard] F4[Cry] F:\> Error finding COLDBEER.CAN Sysop not loaded! Faber Fedor: The #1 cause of teenage pregnancy in America Faber: Knowledge is good! Fac meam diem. -- Clintus Estvoodicus Face it, Michael had a hand in it. Facing the facts makes it hard to get up in the morning. Fact - red lights always last longer than green ones. Fact need not be multiplied beyond necessity. Fact of life #15: Heads bleed, walls don't. FACT: A conservative will blink when struck with a hammer Fact: fourteen out of every ten people like chocolate. Fact: Most criminals were raised by heterosexual parents Fact: Nothing in Cheetos Cheesepuffs may be found in nature. FACT: There are more horse's asses than there are horses Fact: There are n+1 zucchinis in the universe. Facts are obstinate things. - Joseph Stalin Facts are stubborn little bastards, be careful with them. Facts are stubborn things. Facts do not cease to exist because they are ignored. Facts do not support Egos; they support Ideas. Facts Just Get In The Way And Impede Progress Facts, though interesting, are in my opinion irrelevant. Facts, though interesting, are usually quite irrelevant. Fhrvergngen: German for no leg room Fahfegnookie - Fun in the backseat of a Volkswagen! Fahrvegnookie: (n) sex in a Volkswagen. Fahrvergngen! Say the word! HUH? Fahrvergnkie: (n) Sex in a Volkswagen Fahrvergnkie: (n) Sex in a Volkswagen Fahrvergnukie: (n) Sex in a Volkswagen. Failure is never fatal and success is never final. Failure to plan on your part does not constitute an emergency on my part. Fain would I climb, yet fear I to fall. Faint hearts never win in love nor sell life insurance. Faire DOS 6.2: (A)bort, (R)etry, (N)o Worries, M'Lord! ___ Blue Wave/QWK Faith cometh by hearing and hearing from the Word of God Faith goes out through the window when beauty comes in. Faith is believing what you know ain't so. Faith is the bird that sings while it is still dark. Faith will not die while seed catalogs are printed. Fake it till you make it. Fakir - Mann som kan beg selvmord og overleve Fall Not In Love, It Will Stick To Your Face Fall, when trees change from Beatles to Yul Brynners. Falling asleep at the keyboard is called a head crash. Falling lenses are attracted to rocks Fallopian tube - part of a television. False appearance of fine speech Fame is a magnifying glass. Fame is proof that people are gullible. Fame: Chiefly a matter of dying at the right moment. Familiarity breeds attempt. Familiarity breeds consent. Familiarity breeds contempt - and children Familiarity breeds contempt -- and children. Familiarity breeds contempt, don't forget children also. Familiarity breeds familiarity. Familiarity breeds. Family Tree ???? More like a noxious weed Famous Last Words : "This dungeon is a pushover." Famous Last Words: I only had a couple beers. Famous Last Words: Only had a couple beers; gimme my car keys. Famous last words: "Awww... cut it out." - John Bobbitt Famous last words: "Awww... Cut it out." - John Bobbitt. Famous last words: "Awww... cut it out." Big John Bobbit. Famous last words: "Don't worry, I can handle it". Famous last words: "Dragon, what dragon?" Famous last words: "Go ahead Lorena, I dare you! Famous last words: "I found the TRAAAAaaaaaaaapppp!" Famous last words: "I only had a couple beers." Famous last words: "Look at all the Indians." --Gen. Custer Famous last words: "Magic-users are WIMPS!" Famous Last Words: "Watch me goose that sleeping dragon." Famous last words: 'You saw a WHAT around the corner?!' Famous last words: Don't worry, I can handle it. Famous last words: Only had a couple beers; gimme my car keys Famous Last Words: Trust me. I know what I'm doing. Famous Last Words: Watch me goose that sleeping dragon! Famous words, "Trust me, I'm a consultant." Fanatic: Can't change his mind; won't change the subject. Fanaticism: Redoubling effort when your aim is forgotten. Fancy that .....I most certainly DO! Fandom and computers, there HAS to be cheaper hobbies. Fandom is my shelter from an insane world. Fanny Hill was an 18th century call girl without a phone. Far duller than a serpent's tooth to spend a quiet youth. Far Right: Fascist, Far Left: Communist. Same thing different name. Farfignewton Farfignewton - a long way 'till the next cookie.. Farfignewton.. the cookie of the stars.. Farfignewton...the cookie of the stars. Farfignewton: German for "ergonomic cookie." Farfignewton: n., from German, "ergonomic cookie" Farfrompoopin...German word for constipation. Farmers are just plain folks. Fartfignewton...caused by eating too many fig newtons Fartvergngen..the pleasure of breaking wind. Fartvergngen:The pleasure of breaking wind. Fascinating Captain. Fascinating is a word I use for the unexpected Spock Fascinating, a totally parochial attitude. Fascinating, Captain! - Spock. Fasinating fact #234: Rats can't vomit. Fast women in Arkansas??? Nope, they put a Governor on them! Fast. You want Fast? Here's FAST! Fasten your seatbelt...I wanna try something... Faster than a speeding ticket! Faster, Cheaper, More Efficient - Modems or Wives Fat heads, lean brains. FAT TABLE CORRUPT. Please lose weight. Fat, drunk & stupid is no way to go through life Fat, drunk, and stupid is no way to go through life! Fatal Database Error #10070: late for work FATAL ERROR #10070: Sysop late for work Fatal error at 2dh^^Abort, Retry, Ignore, Curse me out? Fatal error stealing tagline! Call Technique Computers FATAL ERROR using Mouse: Please bury/replace. Fatal Error! Windows broke. FATAL ERROR: User Executed Fatal error: NBC deleted Quantum Leap, undelete ??? Fatal error: SysOp out of environment space. Fatal Error: You're dead. FATAL LOGIC ERROR - Engage Brain and (R)etry Fatal System Error - please insert a quarter to fix it Fatal System Error: (A)bort (R)etry (G)et OS/2 Fate drove me here, and told me to get out of the c Fate favours fools, children and ships named Enterprise. Fate is just the weight of circumstances... Fate Protects fools, children and ships named Enterprise Fate protects fools, small children, and ships named Enterprise. Father's day in Soweto is the height of confusion. Fault lies with systems not the technologies involved. Faults are thick where love is thin. Faults do not an earthquake make. Fauns are never Satyr-sfied! Fax - (405) 946-4679. Prodigy = rhhp18a, Fax and ye shall receive. Fax me no questions, I'll Fax you no lies! Fax me no questions, I'll Fax you no lies. FBI - Federation of Borg Immolators Fear is only another form of awareness - Charlie Manson Fear is the darkroom where negatives develop. Fear is the parent of cruelty. Fear is the tax that conscience pays to guilt. Fear is: Seeing NetMail from a moderator in your mail packet. Fear not, for I have given you authority Fear not, for I have given you authority. Fear of crowded holiday shopping: Santa Claustrophobia Fear of crowded holiday shopping:Santa Claustrophobia FEAR: False Evidence Appearing Real. Feather by feather the goose is plucked. Feathers are so expensive now that DOWN is up. Features should be discovered, not documented! Features should be discovered, not documented. Feces Occurs. Federal Law Prohibits the removal of this tag Feed your faith and starve your doubts to death. Feed Your Need To Read. Feel folded, spindled or mulilated, call... Feel good? Don't worry; you'll get over it! Feel good? don't worry, you'll get over it. Feel lucky???? Update your software! Feel lucky???? Update your software! Feeling compressed ARJ you? Feeling SHRUNK down? Imploded? Then "ReARJ /a /d /tARJ *" Feet Smell? Nose Run? Hey, you're upside down! Feet smell? Nose runs? Hey, you're upside down! Feet smell? Node run ? HEY , you're upside down! Feliz Natal e Feliz ano Novo -Portuguese Christmas Fellow with closed mind often has open mouth. Felson's Law: To steal ideas from one person is plagiarism; to steal from many is research. Female programmers get their bits twiddled. Females have PMS, I have SRH, Sperm Retention Headaches Feminine Protection? A chartreuse flamethrower? Feminism was created so ugly women could mix with others Feminism: It's because of men that sh*t happens. Feminism: The radical idea that men are scum. Feminist bookstores have no humor section. Feminists regard Lorena Bobbitt a real cut-up. Feminists regard Lorena Bobbitt as a real cut-up. Fencers do it with long thrusts. Fencers DO IT with long thrusts. Fer sail cheep, Windows spel chekker, wurks grate! Fer sail cheep, Windows spel chekker, wurks grate. Fer sell cheep: IBM Spel chekker. Wurks grate. Ferengi Rule: Opportunity plus instinct equals profit! Ferengi/IRS:sound that same? I wonder WHYYYY?!?! Ferengi: Little Used-Car Salesmen of the Galaxy. Fett, target your blaster at the nearest moderator AND SHOOT! Feudalism : It's your Count that votes. Few great men could get past the Personnel Department. Few great men could get past the Personnel Department. ___ Blue Wave/QWK v2.12 Few of us can stand prosperity -- someone else's. Few people know how to be old. Few problems cannot be solved by proper application of high explosives. Few things are as painful to us as the truth. Few things are painful as the truth realized too late. Few women admit their age. Few men act theirs. FF bottles of beer on the wall fflush and then wwash your hands. fh|$ fagL|ne made fGfm GScYcLed ac|| chaGacfSG$ Fibonacci Numbers: The mathematical explanation of life. Fiction: It can't hold a scandal to biography. Fiddle: Friction of a horse's tail on a cat's entrails. Fidelity: A virtue peculiar to those who are about to be betrayed. Fido has been a good dog, he's been bringing me messages. Fido must be sick. Its nodes are stopped up! Fido's been bringing me messages. Good boy. FIDO-1:3640/19, 1:3628/7 Internet-leapentrps@aol.com ITC-85:800/601 Fidonet Flamers have uncontrolled vowel movements... Fifty bucks, Grandpa. For seventy-five, Grandma can watch. Fifty-eight per cent of all cars coming into Britain are imported. Fifty-seven channels and nothin' on... FIGHT CRIME SHOOT BACK! Fight crime: shoot back. Fight on for ol' SC! Fight organized Crime!!! Abolish the IRS!!! Fight organized crime, stamp out the IRS! Fight the Greenhouse Effect: PLANT TREES!!! Fight War, Not Wars! Fighting for peace is like f***ing for virginity Fighting for peace is like fucking for virginity. Fighting for peace is like screaming for quiet. Fighting for peace is like screwing for virginity. Figures don't lie, but liars can figure! Figures don't lie, but liars can figure. File cannot be copied onto itself. File COLDBEER.CAN not found - Operator not loaded! File not found "LIFE.DRV", life halted. File not found .. Strike any User to continue. File not found, but if you'll hum a few bars... File not found, I'll load something *I* think is interesting. File Not Found, please check Lost and Found Department. File not found. (A)abort, (R)retry, (S)smack the friggin thing. File not found. Delete *.* and change directory? (Y/N)_ File not found. Should I fake it? (Y/n) File Not Found. Smack USER and retry. File Not Found. Backup Not Found. Sure you don't want a drink? File not found. Delete *.* and change directory? (Y/N) File not found. I'll load something *I* think is interesting. File not found. Should I fake it? (Y/N) FILE NOT FOUND..... Should I fake it? [Y/n]......... File not found....Now you're in the DEEP doodoo! File not found...shall I fake it? File Not Found: (A)bort (R)etry (H)it it with a betleH! File not found: Loading something that looked similar. FILES=1 BUFFERS=0 FCBS=SAYWHAT BREAK=GIMME FILES=1 BUFFERS=0 FCBS=SAYWHAT BREAK=GIVE_ME_ONE Filet Mignon: An opera by Puccini. Fill'em up with ZIP standard sir? No, ARJ premium please! Film Ventures International....guaranteed to show up on MST3K Filth & profanity tolerated here! Finagle's First Law: If an experiment works, something has gone wrong. Finagle's Fourth Law: Once a job is messed up, anything done to improve it makes it worse. Finagle's Law: The perversity of the universe tends toward a maximum. Finally both Oars in the Water - Floating Finally, a liberal opposition! Financial help can be arranged. It's just very expensive! Find a JOB/keep your options open! Online Opportunities: 215-873-7170 Find Jesus? I didn't know he was LOST! Find Jesus? I didn't know he was lost. Try under the sofa Find out how many friends you have... rent a beach villa. Find out what you do not do well and DON'T DO IT Fine = Tax for doing wrong. Tax = Fine for doing fine. Fine day for a good workout. Steal something heavy. Fine day to throw a party. Throw him as far as you can. Fine, Fine...Have your Klingon servent get some chairs! Fingers not found - Pound head on keyboard to continue. Finish your backup, and later on we can have Ice Cream! Finish your mail packet! Children are offline in India. Fire all phasers! Fire at Will! >ZAP< THANK you Data...I mean, 'Number On\SLMR\TAGLIN Fire at will, Not at Will! FIRE FIRE FIRE... No, that's not right... RAPE RAPE RAPE Fire In The Hole Fire in the hole---------------------------------! FIRE!! BANG!! OOUUUCH!!!!! Whoops! Is anyone down range. Fire, burn; and, caldron, bubble - MacBeth Fire, Mr. Worf! Fire, Ready, Aim! Firemen DO IT wearing rubber. Firemen like things HOT! Firmness in politics is called obstinacy in a donkey. FIRMWARE: Hardware that is starting to melt. First Amendment: use it or lose it. First Barney, then Michaelwho's next? First came reality. Then there was Wolfenstein 3D. Now there's DOOM!!! ___ First contact missions mean virgin planets! Riker First Hillary, then Jennifer, now the rest of us. First Hillary...then Gennifer...now us! First Law of Advice: The correct advice is to give the advice that is desired. First shalt thou pull out the Holy Pin First Shalt thou pull out the Holy Pin! First study the enemy.Seek weakness. First they take your money, then your clothes. First thing we'll do is kill all the lawyers! First you take a leak. First, draw the curve; then, plot the data. First, you take a leek--- Fish and guests smell in three days. Fish and Tempura vegetables being BATTERED! Fish are so hard to toilet train. Fishermen DO IT with long rods! Fishing is a delusion surrounded by liars in old clothes. Fishing rod: a hook at one end, a fool at the other. Five is right out. Five years from now, will they have a Soviet Reunion? Five, Six, Seven, Seven A, Nine, Ten Fjord [n] - A make of Norwegian automobile. Fla Come on vacation, return on probation Flair - 11 times the Man. V&T BBS - 14 times the BBS! Flame On: something moderators will ban you for doing Flamers have uncontrollable vowel movements. Flamethrower not included... Flanacles - The chains attached to bank pens to prevent theft. Flanders of Borg...Hideho, it's time to assimilate neighbor! Flannister - The plastic yoke that holds a six-pack together. Flash! Bill Clinton nominates Lorena Bobbit for Surgeon General! FLASH! Lorena Bobbitt nominated as Surgeon General! Flash!! Judge Gives Drunk Six Months in Violin Case Flattery is counterfeit money, circulated by vanity. Flattery is the sincerest form of lying. Flattery really works: As you snow, so shall you reap. Flattery will get you everywhere! Keep talkin'. Flattery: Cologne water, to smell but not swallow. Flaws in the system will now become severe - Ian Malcol Flee at once, all is discovered. Flick Lives! (my wife told me to use this...) Flim flam? * Worf Flirt with me like that again and I'll follow you anywhere. Flirting gets you nowhere but taglines always welcome. Flirting with the Moderator is ALWAYS HUMOROUS. Flirting with the Moderator is ALWAYS on-topic. Floating Conference Host Floating Pointers; When in water, do they REALLY float? Flocks of pigeons! There will always be an England! Floggings will continue until morale improves Floggings will continue until morale improves! Floggings will continue until morale increases. Flon's Law: There is not now, and never will be, a language in which it is the least bit difficult to write a bad program. Floor: The place where you keep your clothes. Floppy disk - A disk that flops Floppy Disk = Lower back trouble. Floppy Joe: Home Computer addict FLOPPY JOES: Home computer addicts Floppy not responding, Format HARD DRIVE instead? Floppy not responding, Format HARD DRIVE instead? Y/N ? Floppy not responding, Format HARD DRIVE instead? Y/N ? _ Floppy not responding, Format HARD DRIVE instead? Y/N. Floppy not responding--formatting HDD! Floppy not responding. Can you kiss it and make it well? Floppy not responding. Format hard drive instead? Floppy not responding...Format HARD DISK instead (Y/n)? Florida -- the Punshine State. Florida rental car special: A free bullet-proof vest with each car. Florida: Come on vacation, leave on probation Florist: A petal pusher. Flotion - The tendency to undulate in a waterbed everytime someone moves. FLUFF FLUFF FLUFF FLUFF FLUFF FLUFF FLUFF FLUFF FLUFF FLUFF FLUFF FLUFF FLUFF! FLUFF!!!!! Fluff. Fluff? Fluoridate martinis: holes in your liver not your teeth. Flutists do it with a trill. Flying is the art of throwing yourself at the ground... and missing! Flying saucers are real. The Air Force doesn't exist. Focault was a real swinger. Focus? When's the Picture? Fog is an extremist. Fold and tear here. Tape closed before mailing. --- Fold, spindle and mutilate, see if I give a damn. Folks playing leapfrog must complete all jumps. Folks who have no vices have few virtues. Folks who like Macs usually got a deep discount. Follow the wise few rather than the vulgar many. Follow the yellow rubber line ... Follow your heart and let your head take care of itself. Followed by the explosive harpoon Fonts and Typefaces: The more the merrier! fOO +++uC++ $Ex aIIEcf$ YOUr EyE$ig++f Food .... a wonderful thing to waist! Food is so expensive, anyone who burps is a liar. Food! Dabo! Drink! Money! Hand.. mine.. GIVE!!!! -Quark Foolish fears drive away good fortune. Fools rush in -- and get the best seats. Fools rush in where fools have been before. FOOTBALL PLAYERS are measured by the yard. Football players do it after they are blitzed. Football players do it by getting four tries to penetrate deeper. Football players do it by getting the quarterback into the sack. Football players do it in a huddle. Football players do it in the end zone. Football players have odd shaped balls. Footprints in the sands of time are never made by sitting down. For 94 Bobbitt Taglines, see my post to CAL WEBSTER: For a Breath, I Tarry.... For a bug-free environment do NOT run this program. For a crime this outrageous we sentence you to 2 weeks of Barney. For a funny quote, call back late. For a good prime, call: 391581 * 2^216193 - 1 For a good time call 1 (203) 693-9201 For a good time call 911. For a good time, call (408) 555--1212. For a good time, call 1-800-3IBMOS2 For a good time, call Ron on the Disco hot line: 1-800-GET-DOWN For a good time, type FORMAT C: For a guy, you're remarkably perceptive! For a mountain, I am very young. For a man - I am just right. For a nun buying clothes may be habit-forming. For a photographer, life is just a bed of poses For a real smoking pleasure, smoke Spotted Owl Cigars For a REAL sponge cake, BORROW all the ingredients. For a snark is a boojum, you see. For access to pirate files hit For address, send a SASE to..... For all you do, disk bugs for you. For all you do, this SCUD's for you. For an exciting time, type ECHO Y | FORMAT C: > NUL For any action there is an equal and opposite criticizer. For at the end of history lies the undiscovered country. For best results, squeeze from the bottom of the tube. For carnival we put masks over our masks. For CAUTION! Tags, see my post to Rick Burg. For Confucius Tags, see my post to Cal Webster. For Customer Support, dial 1-800-HAHAHAHA For Dessert? I'll take a piece of cherry 3.14159! For discussion only. Not to be relied upon. For every action there is an equal and opposite government program. For every action there's an equal & opposite criticism For every action, there's a = govt. agency. For every battle honor, 1000 heroes die unknown For every soul, you are bound to find a heel. For every vision there is an equal and opposite revision. For every vision, there is an equal and opposite revision For further discussion. :-) For further information, consult GOD. For God's sake get off! She's dead, Jim! For God's sake, Jim, I'm a doc...oh, never mind... For great wrong doings there are great punishments For it is the doom of men that they forget. For it is the doom of men that they forget. - Merlin For many, the declension of life is: I go, you go, ego. For my next trick I'm lighting myself on fire! For New Year's, I gave up sex & lying. For now, let us PARTY!!!!!!!!!!! For now.......Let's Party!! For once I'm at a loss for words. Mark down the date! For once I'm at a loss for words. Mark down the date! For people who like peace and quiet: a phoneless cord. For people who like that kind of book, that is the kind of book they will like. For private files, press CTRL ALT DEL For programmers, Insomnia isn't a problem, it's a requirement. For Rent: 6-room hated apartment. FOR SALE - Encyclopedia, hardly used. My wife knows EVERYTHING! For sale cheap: Write-only memory chips. For Sale. Diamonds $20; microscopes $15. For Sale. Eight puppies from a German Sheppard and an Alaskan Hussy. For Sale. Three canaries of undermined sex. FOR SALE: Iraqi rifles. Never fired, only dropped once. For Sale: Used taglines, 8 bits ea. call 555-FUNY. For sale: 1/2 piece of mountain climbing rope - cheap. For Sale: Dehydrated HO - $14 per quart For Sale: dining table with two legs and six toes. For sale: Hourglass for timing Windows. For Sale: Long Range Barney Assault Rifles. For sincere personal advice, page your sysop at 3 A.M. For some Reason, reality is an illusion. For some, reality is an illusion. For some: know God & know peace/others: no God & no peace For something you really want, the price is always high. FOR SYSOP USE ONLY - Do not write below this line. For tagline, insert 50 cents in slot |_______| For that rundown feeling - jaywalk. For the captain ashore, I wanna go home. For the last time, don't exaggerate! For the millionth time, don't exaggerate! For the moment. This baby's working. * O'Brien For the non-discriminating, non-judgemental, psychotic, all around Nut. For the Snark *was* a Boojum, you see. For the snark was a boojum, you see. For the times...they are a'changin'.... For these prices, you can't expect real quotes. For they are subtle and quick to anger. For THIS I bought a computer? For those 'special' times... For those of you who think life is a joke, just think of the punchline. For those that like that kind of book, that is the kind of book they will like... For those who choose to BBS with the very best. For those who have better things to do with their time, but don't care. For those who like peace & quiet: a phoneless cord. For tomorrow I diet . . . For want of the price of tea and a slice... For warm boot, put computer in dryer for 20 minutes. For what it's worth!!!! For when you're tired of choosing the lesser of two evils. For your penance, say five Hail Marys and one loud BLAH! Force Blue Cross & Blue Shield & friends into home and care insurance. FORD = Fix Often, Repair Daily FORD = Found On Road Dead Ford, you're turning into a penguin. Stop it. FORD: Found On Road Dead. Fords Rule! (chevys just drop trans. parts all around!) Forecast for tonight: Dark Forecast for tonight: Dark all night. Forensic Scientists always know who's been there! Forest Fires Prevent Bears Forest fires prevent bears. Forest Lawn is nice to visit, but nobody lives there. Forests lovely, dark & deep ... I have promises to keep. Forevergaffer: The never-ending list of credits at the end of a movie. Forewarned is forearmed, usually right in the face. FORFEIT: What most animals stand on. Forget RTFM - Call the author at home. Forget *HIM* it's time to run a *HER* for president. Forget everything, as one day everything will forget you. Forget GUIs! Give me a C:\> and a keyboard. Forget patience! I'm gonna kill something... Forget PRIME DIRECTIVES! Give the BORG Windows! Forget RTFM - Call The Author At Home! (@ 23:45) Forget RTFM..., Phone the Author at home! Forget RTFM: call the author at home! Forget the Joneses.... I can't keep up with The Simpsons Forget whales, save Jupiter for when Earth is used up. Forget your origin, always know where you're heading. Forget. Forgive us for shooting those who trespass against us. Forgive us, for we know not what we do. Not that we CARE or anything. Forgive your enemies - nothing bothers them so much. Forgive your enemies but never forget their faces Forgive your enemies but never forget their names. Forgive your enemies, but never forget their names. Forgive your enemies, but never forget their true names. Forgotten men at the bottom of the economic pyramid. Form emptiness, emptiness form. Format all 10? Only 3 fit in the slot. Format another (Y/n)? Format another .QWK file (Y/n)? Format C: Kills software bugs dead. Format C:......OOOOOOOOOPPPPPPPSSSS! Format Drive C: ? [Y]es [O]k [F]ine by me Format Hard Drive: (Y)es, (O)k, (F)ine with me Formatting C: drive for more message space! 0% completed...1% compl Formatting Forrest: Limbless man surrounded by a lot a trees Fort St. John: What hell would be like if it did freeze over. Fort Wayne is not the headquarters of F troop. Fortes fortuna adjuvat Fortinlee, I downt nead a spel checkr. Fortunately... no one's in control. Fortune truly helps those who are of good judgment. Forty-two, said Deep Thought, with infinite majesty and calm. FORVAL MODEMS, A Glance Into The Future! Fotoflagellation - The act of waving a Polaroid so it develops faster. Foul Air Renders Thousands Sick Found a piano stool it was Beethoven's last movement. Found a piano stool, and I thought pianos were housebroken! Found Jesus? Where were his bones discovered? Found on a door in the MSU music building: This door is baroquen, please wiggle Handel. (If I wiggle Handel, will it wiggle Bach?) Found [WHALE] virus. Thank god! We can eat now! Founding member: Jasper Pino fan club Fountains mingle with the river, rivers with the ocean. Four and six a pound and him with a wooden leg? Four Food Groups: Beer, Chips, Chocolate, Pretzels. Four food groups: Fast, Frozen, Instant & Microwavable Four food groups: Fast, Frozen, Instant and Microwavable! Four minus two is one and the same. Four out five people think the fifth is an idiot. Four out of five doctors agree that Hillary is lying. Four out of five herrings that smoke get bagels. Four-poster bed, 101 years old. Perfect for antique lover. Fractionation--1/3-world country. Frailty, thy name is Seagate. Frailty, thy name is woman! Frank: Limbless man on a barbeque Frankly my dear, I don't give a download! Frankly my dear, I don't give a download. -Rhett Sysop. Frankly, my dear, I don't give a damn : C. Gable Fraud(n): A telephone number starting with "1-900" Free and single again! Free bank with the purchase of any toaster. Free cheese is found only in a mousetrap. Free communication, free thought! Free Sex is all I can afford after Taxes!! Free Sex is all I can afford after Taxes. Free speech: say anything you want as long as you don't mean it. Free the Indianapolis 500. FREE THE KIDS! Stop violence against children. Freedom begins when you tell Mrs Grundy to go fly a kite. Freedom is a hard-bought thing - A gift no man can give. Freedom is doing what you like, happiness liking what you do. Freedom isn't cheap and it never goes on sale. Freedom isn't free. Freedom of movement and choice produced the human spirit Freedom of religion is also freedom FROM religion. . . Freedom rings where opinions clash. Freedom, like crabgrass, keeps popping up Freeze burn - Fascinating effect on a screen when a film jams & melts. Freeze! Assume the Ctl-Alt-Del position. FReq: "PIONEER" for PNI Pack; "HOT" Hot Info (14k);"FILES" for filelist! Fresh from the Box. Friction is a drag. Friday means two more working days 'til Monday. Friday the 13th Part XXXVI: Jason takes the Enterprise Friday the 13th Pt. 25 Jason takes the Enterpris Friday the 13th Pt. 25 Jason takes the Enterprise! Friday the 13th XXIV: Jason take the Enterprise Friday the 13th XXIV: Jason Takes the Enterprise Friend or Foe?????????????????? Friend: Anyone who has the same enemies you have. Friendly fire - ISN'T ! Friends are people you can be quiet with. Friends come and go, but enemies accumulate Friends come and go, but enemies accumulate. Friends Come And Go, But Relatives Never Leave... Friends Come And Go, But Relatives Never Leave..... Friends come and go, but relatives tend to accumulate. Friends come and go, enemies accumulate Friends come and go. Enemies accumulate. Friends don't let friends become moderators. Friends Don't Let Friends Buy Modems Friends don't let friends buy Tandy Computers. Friends Don't Let Friends Do Windows Friends don't let friends drink and post. Friends don't let friends drive Fords Friends don't let friends drive Fords. Friends don't let friends drive foreign cars! Friends don't let friends drive Japanese cars. Friends don't let friends eat meat. Friends Don't Let Friends Use 2400 Baud!!!! Friends don't let friends use Amigas! Friends don't let friends use Apples. Friends don't let friends use DOS 4.xx! Friends don't let friends use Prodigy Friends don't let friends use Prodigy. Friends Don't Let Friends Use Windows Friends don't let friends use Windows. Friends don't let friends use Windoze. Friends don't let friends use XMODEM! Friends don't let friends vote Democratic. Friends don't let friends vote Republican. Friends encourage friends to use Windows - under OS/2! Friends may come and go, but enemies accumulate. Friends may come and go, but enemies tend to accumulate. Friends will come and go, but enemies always accumulate. Friends, Romans, and countrymen, lend me your ears. Friends, Romans, countrymen, lend me your s! Friends, Romans, countrymen, lend me your taglines! Friends: people who borrow my books and set wet glasses on them. Friends: People who dislike the same people we do. Friendships are not always preserved in alcohol. Frighteningly, at any given moment an hour has just passed. Frigidalien - Any nonfood item (film, batteries) kept in the refrigerator. Frisbyterian: when you die, your soul goes up on the roof. Frhe Weihnachten und ein Gtes Neues Jahr -German Christmas Frhliche Weihnachten und ein glckliches Neues Jahr -German Christmas Frog philosophy: Time's fun when you're having flies! FROG,n. An amphibian with edible legs. Frogs are smart ... they EAT what bugs them. Frogs have it easy - they eat what bugs them. from a different perspeCtive From an island somewhere in the Pacific. From C:\*.* to shining C:\*.* From Canada's beautiful east coast, Nova Scotia! From every mountainside, let freedom ring. From Hell's kitchen, I baste thee! Khan From here to there and back From listening comes wisdom, from speaking, repentance. From listening comes wisdom; from speaking, repentance. From Sharp minds come... pointed heads. From The Church Of Logic, Sin And Love... From the creative workshops of Soong, Inc. From the Department of Redundancy Department From the Department of Redundancy Dept. From the Desk of the Happy Hacker... From the J.S. Bach Planned Parenthood Center From the land of graft and corruption! From the law offices of Dewey, Cheatham, and Howe... From the Spelling Cop to the Topic Cop. From The Valley of The Dulls - Lehigh Valley, From Victoria, Jewel of the Pacific! From what I've tasted of desire... -- Frost From: Mike Zier Read: Yes Replie Frontier: Elite II - The choice of the new gaming generation. Frood: really amazingly together guy Frosty the snowman has snow balls ... Frugality: who can afford it? Frungy! Frungy! Frungy! ftar, awk, awk, yac, grep, go BERKELEY! FUBAR: Fouled Up Beyond All Repair FUBB -- Fouled Up Beyond Belief Fuck me and marry me young! Fudd's First Law: "If you push something hard enough, it will fall over." Full retro-thrust and ten degrees starboard!!! (Or, something....) Fully compatable with everything, past, present, or future. Fumasphere - The row of seats adjacent to the smoking area. Fun with Greek #4: Fee, , fo, fum! Fun, fun, fun, 'til her daddy takes her Blue Wave away! Fun, fun, fun, til her daddy takes her Blue Wave away! Function call to load Windows: here_piggy_piggy_piggy_piggy FUNDAMENTALISM is never having to open your mind. Fundamentalism means never having to open your mind. Fundamentalism: religion for the stupid. Fundamentalist Christianity: Please help find the cure. Fundies are like farts. All smoke, and they leave a bad smell. Funnier than Johnny Carson, but then again, who isn't? Funny how life imitates LSD. Funny off-topic messages are always on-topic. Funny Tagline Funny Tagline #8787874.4989 Funny Tagline 1/4 Funny Tagline 2 Funny Tagline 2.0 Funny Tagline NOT Funny Tagline Part Deux! Funny thing about Democrats is that they don't believe in Democracy. Funny thing.... harder I work, luckier I get. Funny, NET_DEV gets along fine without a moderator. Funny, only sensible people agree with me. Furtail Dash - Phenomenom of noticing something scurry, looking & its gone. Further, higher, faster, onward, upward... Future Headline: MICHAEL JACKSON GETS OFF DUE TO HUNG JURY Future looks spotty. You will spill soup in late evening. Future looks spotty. You will spill soup in late evening. Future, n. That period of time in which our affairs prosper, our friends are true, and our happiness is assured. Fuzzy project goals avoid the embarrassment of estimating the costs. G = Guns; PG = Plenty of Guns; PG13 = More than 12 Guns. G M, From The Nice Folks Who Brought Them The Atom Bomb! g of life. G'day mate, throw another cat on the barbie? G'day, Bruce! Oh, Hello Bruce! How are you Bruce? G'head! Tell me what you REALLY want. G.I. Series....... Ball game between soldiers. G.I. Series: A military baseball game. G=girls, PG=pretty girls, PG-13=pretty girls over age 13 G=Guns, PG=Plenty of Guns, PG-13=More than 12 guns. G=Guns, PG=Plenty of Guns, PG-13=More than 12 guns... Gaack is always best when served live Gaakk..it's not just for breakfast anymore! Gabledygook - Any phrase rendered unintelligible by Clark Gable. Gajan Kristnaskon kaj Felican Novan Jaron -Esperanto Christmas Galactic Intelligence Test #1. Avoid contact with Galactic Intelligence Test #1. Avoid contact with humans. Gamblers take heart! Capital gains tax is over. Gambling: a way of getting nothing for something. Gamera is really neat! Gamera is full of meat! We believe in Gamera! GAMES!SEMAG!GAMES!SEMAG!GAMES!SEMAG!GAMES!SEMAG!GAMES! Gang Banging? Isn't that what they do when they shoot each other? Garbage In, Gospel Out Garbage in, Gospel out. Garcon! Take this grenade to the chef- very quickl Garcon! Take this grenade to the chef- very quickly, please. Gardian Knot: A tangled garden hose. Garlic is good for you! Gary Hart: living proof that you *can* screw your brains out. Gary Trudeau for President! Gary, Melody...Time to eat! Gasoline and a match really can make a cat go WHOOOOFF!! Gasoline and a match really can make a cat go WHOOOOOOFFF!! Gasp, someone else got thru the busy signal! Gates' wedding -billed as MSWedding v.1.0 Gather 'round like cattle and ye shall be herd. Gauzepressions - The gray sticky outline left behind by any bandage, Gawd I love blondes. NOT! Gay community in Calgary selling Fruit Cakes to promote "Gay awarness week" Gay community in Calgary selling Fruit Cakes to promote gay pride! Gay friends can be a real pain in the arse ! Gay friends can be a real pain in the ass! GCC 2.0 is to C as SVR4 is to Unix. Gee that lightning sure is bri#@$%^#$%^...NO CARRIER Gee Toto, I don't think we're in 1:3603/2003 anymore! Gee toto, I don't think we're in Kansas anymore... Gee whiz, Madonna, what a neat concert! (barf) Gee Wiz, I didn't know DOS is that stupid! Gee! Slow day on the nets ... only 1,100 messages to read! Gee, did I really just send $20 in for SLMR?!?!?!?!?!? Gee, great soap opera on TV... "The Trial of a Bobbitt" Gee, I *also* have a lot of opinions. Want some? Gee, I should have had another Cold Frosty Bud -Socrates. Gee, I wonder what this key does. Gee, Mr. Wizard! Aren't nuclear reactors dangerous Gee, Mr. Wizard! Aren't nuclear reactors dangerous? Gee, there must be hundreds of em! -- Carl Sagan, Gee, there must be hundreds of em! -- Carl Sagan, age Gee, Toto, I don't think we're in Windows anymore. Gee, Toto, I don't think we're Windows anymore. Gee, Ward, weren't you kind of hard on Beaver last night. Gee,Toto...I don't think we're in Windows anymore. Gee... What's that ticking in the corner. Gen. Custer, can I be excused for this afternoon? Gene Police: "*YOU*! Outta da pool!!!" Gene Police: "Hey YOU! Get out of this pool." Gene Police: "HEY! YOU! Out of the pool!" Gene police: You! : OUTA THE POOL! Gene Police: YOU! Out of the pool. Gene Police: YOU!! Out of the pool! Gene Rodenberry, 1921-1991: Shakka, when the walls fell. Genealogical fishing is done just for the halibut. Genealogists believe they can always trace an ancestor. Genealogists do it in the library. Genealogy = A DNA square-dance in the Thighlight Zone Genealogy. Tracing descent from someone who didn't Genealogy. Tracing descent from someone who didn't. Genealogy: It's all relative in the end anyway. Genealogy: Looking for bones in the closet. Genealogy: tracing us back to the same brother & sister. Genealogy: tracing us back to the same brother and sister Geneology: chasing your own tale. General Brain Failure. (A)bort, (R)etry, (I)gnore General Brain Failure. (A)bort, (R)etry, (I)gnore, (O)h, sheesh! General Brain Failure. (A)bort, (R)etry, (I)gnore, (O)h. GENERAL FAILURE A>bort, R>etry, F>ire Shotgun ? GENERAL FAILURE [A]bort [R]etry [F]ire shotgun General failure error reading author's mind! General failure reading drive A: - Please remove fist. General failure reading drive A: Abort, Retry, Salute? General Failure Reading Drive A: Abort, Retry, Salute? General Failure reading John Dvorak General Failure reading Tagline. General stupidity error reading drive C General stupidity error reading drive C. General stupidity error reading drive C: General Tagline Error ... grunge message (Y/N)? Generic Brown Label Tagline Generic Industry Standard Tagline Generic Tag Line #9 Generic Tagline GENERIC TAGLINE * I have no imagination! Generic Tagline v2: [ ]Flame [ ]Political annoucement [X]Advertisment. Generic Tagline v5: [ ]Flame Moderator [ ]Flame Sysop [X]Flame user. Generic Tagline v5: [ ]Flame Moderator [X]Flame Sysop [ ]Flame user. Generic Tagline v5: [X]Flame Moderator [ ]Flame Sysop [ ]Flame user. Generic Tagline: [ ]Humorous [ ]Insightful [x]Stupid Genetics: Why you look like your father, or should. GEnie Address G.EHRICH Genitalia is NOT an Italian airline! Genius does what it must; Talent what it can Genius doesn't work on an assembly line basis. Genius has its limits, but not stupidity Genius has its limits, but stupidity has none. Genius has its limits...Stupidity DOESN'T! Genius is 1 inspiration and 99 perspiration. Genius is 10 percent inspiration and 50 percent capital gains. Genius is the talent of a man who is dead. Genius may have its limitations, but stupidity is not thus handicapped. Genius starts at the top and works up. Genius, like magic, is inexplicable. Genius: One who can do anything except earn a livi Genius: One who can do anything except earn a living. Gentleman: one who can play bagpipes but chooses not to. GENTLEMAN: one who plays the bagpipes but doesn't! Gentlemen's agreements can get very ungentlemanly. Gentlemen, it appears to be unanimous that we cannot agree. Gentlemen: Start your debuggers... Genuine Exploding Tagline. Acme Tagline Inc. Geochronologists will date any old thing. Geologist -- Fault finder Geology - The study of big rocks, little rocks and dirt. Geometry: what the acorn said after it grew up. Geordi: "I'm too sexy for my beard." George Bush spelled sideways is O, he buggers George Bush's '92 slogan: "I promise, no new leadership" George Bush: 'A New World Odor!' George Bush: the EDLIN of Presidents. George Orr, George orr, Georgeorr, georgeorr,... George Orwell was an optimist. George Orwells origional title was 1948. He was right, look at Russia. Georgia is NOT on my mind. Georgia is on my mind. Georgia REALLY sucks. Geouch - Sharp rock one always finds underneath one's sleeping bag. Geraldo of Borg: Next, brothers who assimilate sisters. Geraldo Rivera wants to do a live special about us Geraldo Rivera wants to do a live special about us, but we know better. Geraldo Rivera: Genetic experiment gone bad? Geraldo: Genetic experiment gone bad? Next on Oprah! German Army Motto: "Third Time Lucky" German for bra-Holdsemfromfloppin. German for constipation: Farfrompoopin'. German word for constipation, Farfrompoopin! German Word for Constipation: Farfrompooping! German word for virgin: Guttentight german word for virgins: Guttentight Gesundheit - The answer to the common cold Gesundheit - The answer to the common cold. Gesundheit! get a Blue Wave mail door... GET A CLUE. Cost. 50 cents! Get a life, Get OS/2 2.0! GET A LIFE. Cost. 50 cents. Get a life? Sure! Can I download one here? Get a new lease on life, do you have the security deposit Get a ROBONAP: Will sleep for you while you're online. Get a taste of religion. Bite a preacher. Get Back / Don't Let Me Down - Apple - 5 May 69 Get back at your enemies, make'em a moderator! Get back at your enemies, make'em a sysop! Get back into life with Depends! Get back to your stations! Get down and Modem the night away! Get even...With the people that have helped you. Get everyone's attention...make a mistake! Get four Darkovans together, and they hold a dance. Get gun. Shoot computer. Turn off lights... Get into Emailing, you to can make enemies from all round the world ! Get it? -- Got it. -- Good! Get me my rubbers....my feet are soaked ! Get me some coffee and then ask me in ten minutes. Get my cat fixed? Why? Is he broken? Get nowhere: Sit on your butt feeling sorry for yourself. Get off my kitchen floor...will ya! Get off your ASCII. Get on the telephone!!! --Dr. Gene Scott Get OS/2 2.0 - the best Windows tip around! Get OS/2: The WORST Windows tip i've heard! Get out of my way, and keep quiet. * Picard Get out the Crisco. GET REAL! Elvis is DEAD! Accept it! Get rid of aunts: Zap does the job in 24 hours. GET SLACK! Get slimed...join the ACLU. Get SLMR105.ZIP in the files area for Offline msg readin Get someone else to break the shrink wrap. Get stoned! Drink wet cement! Get stoned: Drink liquid cement. Get the Legion Of Doom on Iraq's computers! Get thee behind me Satan! You push and I'll steer... Get thee down. Be thou funky. Get thee down. Be thou funky. Get up in the sky where they can't find you. Get your dam finger out of your nose. Use a tissue! Get your exercise as a pallbearer for exercising friends. Get your grubby hands off my tagline! I stole it first! Get your kicks... Get your mind out of the gutter! Also pick mine up Get your mind out of the gutter! Also pick mine up please Get your mind outta the gutter! And, pick up mine while you're at it! Get your modem runnin, Head out for the Highwaves! Get your OWN quote, dammit. This one's MINE. Gets along extremely well with superiors and subordinates alike: Coward Getting a second chance is never a certainty. Getting better - not older! Getting caught is the mother of invention. Getting forgiveness is easier than getting permission...buy it now! Getting lost is an act that takes only the action of awaking. Getting nothing but static on Channel Z! Getting all the time .... Getting to work on time makes for a long day! Getting up early is hazardous to your health Gezundteit has a loose beginning. Ghosts are merely unsubstantiated roomers. Giant Space Hamsters offer a veritable plethora of wonders. Giddyup, Beverly! Picard GIF - God-Awful IBM format GIF - God-Awful IBM Format. GIF at 11! GIF'S, The GIF That Keeps On GIFFing Gimme $50 or I'll tell Janet Reno you're a cult member. Gimme the chance to prove money can't buy happiness Gimme the chance to prove money can't buy happiness. Gimme, a match, I think my gas tank is empty. Girl by the whirlpool, lookin' for a new fool... Girl who douches with vinegar, walks around with sour puss Girl who douches with vinegar, walks around with sour puss. Girl who douches with vinegar, walks around with sour pussy. Girl who rides bicycle, peddles ass all over town. Girlfriend & dog assimilated...reward for return of dog. Girlfriend pregnant: (A)bortion (R)etry (I)gnore (P)anic ? Girlfriend? Ya, a 25 Mhz 486 with 256k cache! Girlfriend? Yep, a 25 Mhz 486 with 256k cache! Girls in Bikinis: Danger to motorists. Girls just wanna have fun...Guys just wanna have girls. Girls just want to have fun - C. Lauper Girls just want to have fun -C. Lauper Girls just want to have lunch - A. Yankovic Girls just want to have lunch -A. Yankovic Girls should not marry basketball players, they dribble before they shoot. Girls were girls and men were men. Girls, girls, girls! Give a gift that keeps on giving -- A female kitten. Give a man a fish, and he is fed for a day. Show him how to fish, and he is fed for his life. Give a man a free hand and he'll run it all over you. Give a man an inch, and he thinks he's a ruler. Give a small boy a hammer and everything needs pounding. Give a speculator an inch and he'll build a condo. Give a woman an inch and she thinks she's a ruler! Give a woman an inch and she'll park a car in it. Give and you might receive. Take and be sure of it. Give happiness/Deserve happiness. Give her to Patrick Long - he'll eat anything! Give Lorena a box, a magician in training, and a saw. Give me a break! I'm a PR major--none of this scie Give me a break! I'm a PR major--none of this science and math stuff here. Give Me a Cookie! Give me a standard Unix! Sure, which one: SVR4, SCO,...? Give me chastity and continence, but not just now. Give me Jazz, Classic or Rock, but not cRap. Give me librium or give me meth. Give me patience . RIGHT NOW. Give me patience! RIGHT NOW! Give me some chocolate and no one gets hurt! Give me the luxuries, and to hell with the necessities. Give me the necklace....No...The NECKLACE!!!! Give sadists a fair crack at the whip. Give the gift that keeps on giving; a female kitten. Give the man a cigar! Give the man a cigar. Give them all they want, and all they will want is more. Give up. Give your child mental blocks for Christmas. Give your child mental blocks this Christmas. GIVE: Support the helpless victims of computer error. Given an open book exam, you'll forget the book. Giving autographs causes severe back pain. Glad I don't have to be Bobbitt's stunt man in the movie! Glad I don't have to be John Bobbitt's stunt man in the movie! Glaucoma Patients Need Legal Marijuana! Glen: Limbless man in a clear space in a forest Glendale, Arizona: Home of the Thermally Enhanced! Glittering generalities! They are blazing ubiquiti Glittering generalities! They are blazing ubiquities. Glory is fleeting, but obscurity is forever. Glory is fleeting, but obscurity is forever... Glory is fleeting, obscurity is forever. Glory may be fleeting, but obscurity is forever. GlueTag v2.0 GM's do it with great imagination. GM's love a hero. GM's also love a good joke...Think about it. GMs Motto: Never kill a character without first humiliating him. Gnaw the bone which has fallen to thy lot. GNet + The Byte Me BBS! (609) 881-5730! GNet EMS Connections! BBS 609/692-4126 Vineland NJ GNET Jerry's Place BBS, Voorhees NJ (609) 424-7851 GNET The Mystic Realms Vineland, NJ 609-691-3105 GNET The No*Name BBS Wilm,DE Where YOUR 2 cents COU GNet: Open foot, Insert mouth, Echo international Go 'head and steal my tagline it flatters me. Go ahead! Do it! You can always apologise later. Go ahead!!! I stole YOURS! Go ahead, back up to the RAM disk. I dare you! Go ahead, back up to the RAM disk. I dare you. Go ahead, burn the flag, but wrap it around you first. Go ahead, jump. 100,000 lemmings can't be wrong. Go ahead, jump. 100,000 lemmings can't all be wron Go ahead, jump. 100,000 lemmings can't all be wrong. Go ahead, jump. 100,000 lemmings can't be wrong. Go ahead, jump: 100,000 lemmings can't be wrong... Go Ahead, Make My Day... Go ahead, make my tagline! Go ahead, moderate my day-PUNK! Go ahead, Moderate my day. Go ahead, steal my ideas...everyone else does... Go ahead. Dake my may. Go Ahead.. We're cleared for wierd. Go ahead...MAKE MY DOWNLOAD!!! Go ahead...say something...amuse your friends...both of 'em... Go and catch a falling star... Go away or I'll taunt you a second time! Go away! Or I shall taunt you a second time! Go away, kid. You bother me. Go bite the wall. Go Cards Go climb a gravity well. Go For It! Go Forth and Backup! Go FORTH and C PASCAL play COBOL with an APL. Go Hawaiian: Give your gal a lei. Go Indians! And take the Browns with you. Go on, just hit me! ...Name:Esc, #:27, Rank:UL.. Go Saints Go go sit on a hole with a mole Go soak your head, puny human. Go softly....it's dark out there Go soothingly in the grease mud, as there lurks the skid demon. Go Speed Racer, go Speed Racer, go Speed Racer, go!!! Go straight to the docs. Do not pass GO. Do not collect $200! Go to a nude beach. Keep abreast of developments. Go to hell is the only answer a snooper's question rates. Go where no man has gone b4! The ladies Bathroom! God can't alter history, so he created Historians. God corrected her 1st mistake, by creating Eve. God created man first, a rough draft, then a masterpiece. God created people. Samuel Colt made them all equal. God created women 'cause sheep can't cook God created women 'cause sheep can't cook. God created women because sheep can't cook! God cures and the doctor takes the fee. God dislikes money -- look who he gives it to. God gave burdens shoulders also. God give us relatives, but let us choose our friends. God gives the nuts, but He does not crack them. God has always been hard on the poor. God hath no fury like a sysop scorned! God heals & the doctor takes the fee-Poor Richard God heals, but always someone else wants a fee. God I can stand; it's the fan club that I hate. God I can tolerate - it's his Fan Clubs that upset me!! God invented women, 'cause sheep can't cook. God is a comic playing to an audience afraid to laugh. God is a comic playing to an audience that is afraid to laugh. God is a comic playing to an audience that's afraid to laugh. God is an atheist. God is big, so don't fuck with him! God is Dead - Nietzsche ::: Nietzsche is Dead - Go God is Dead - Nietzsche ::: Nietzsche is Dead - God God is dead and Elvis is alive. What a country. God is dead. But don't worry - the Virgin Mary is pregnant again. God is fine. It's his fan clubs I hate! God is great, man is not. Man made beer but God made POT God is HERE, Let Us Celebrate! God is not dead - he's alive and autographing bibles at Waldenbooks. God is Pro-Life. God is real (unless He has an imaginary non-zero part). God is real, unless declared "integer." God is real, unless declared integer God is real, unless declared integer. GOD is Real... unless declared as an Integer GOD is Real... unless declared as an Integer. God is subtle but he is not malicious. God isn't dead, he just couldn't find a parking place. God isn't dead, he's just shelled to DOS. God Jul och Gott Nytt aar -Swedish Christmas (aa is a with circle on top) God Jul och Gott Nytt r -Swedish Christmas God jul og godt nytaar -pre-1948 Danish Christmas God Jul og Godt Nytt Aar -Norwegian Christmas (Aa is A with circle on top) God Jul og Godt Nytt r -Norwegian Christmas God loves you. Everyone else thinks you're an ass. God made everything out of nothing, but it shows through. God made the first garden, Cain the first city. God made the idiot for practice, and then He made the School Board. God made the Idiot for practice, and then He made the School Board. God made the world in six days and was arrested on the seventh. God Made Whiskey to keep the Irish from ruling the God Made Whiskey to keep the Irish from ruling the World! God made whisky to keep the Irish from ruling the world! God must love the common man; He made so many of them. God never imposes a duty without giving time to do it. God owes an apology to Sodom & Gomorrah God said, Let Newton be! and all was light. God said, "Let Newton be!" and all was light." Pop God save the screen! God told me it's none of your business. Jimmy Swag God told me it's none of your business. Jimmy Swaggart. God's a busy man. KIRK God, I hope he isn't a schmuck like the others. God, please save me from your followers... God: What one human uses to persecute another. God? I'm no god. God has mercy. Gods okay, but his followers are a pain in the ass. Goin' back, goin' back, goin' back to Nassau Hall. Going back to the origin is called peace... Going tagless has been a freeing experience! Going the speed of light is bad for your age. Going to fly? Walk you'll get there faster! Going to fly? Walk, you'll get there faster! Going where no clusters have gone before. Going where no NC has gone before! Going where no reader has ever gone before! Going.....Going.....GONE.........! Gold medalist, freestyle conclusion-jumping event. Golden Rule: she who has the gold makes the rules. Goldfish don't bounce - Bart Simpson Golf's main purpose is to teach you humility. Golf. The only game where lime green pants go with lemon Yellow shirts Golfer broke: Sam Sneaded GOLFER--Yells "Fore!", Takes Five, Writes Down Three. Golfer: A person who hits and lies. Golfer: A person who hits and tells. Golfers do in on the green. Golfers DO IT by the stroke. Golfers do it in 18 holes. Golfing versus Programming: Lawn time, no C. Golly, Yogi, I don't think Mr. Ranger's gonna like this. Gone Chopin, be Bach in a Minuet.. Gone CHOPIN, have LISZT, BACH in a MINUET;-) Gone Chopin. Bach in a minuet. Gone crazy, be back later, please leave message. Gone crazy; be back later; leave message. Gonna change my evil ways... One of these days... Good advice is an insult that should be forgiven. Good advice is given when too old to set a bad example. Good architecture takes on a life of its own. Good cooking takes time. Good day for a change of scene. Repaper the bedroom wall Good day for flying but bad day for landings.... Good day for overcoming obstacles. Try a steeplechase. Good day to avoid cops..crawl to work. Good for one (1) each Belly Laugh, rolling on the floor Good fortune at times seems to favor the stupid. Good fortune will find you, providing you gave directions. Good girls get Heaven; Bad girls, the world. Good girls go to heaven..but bad girls go EVERYWHERE!!! Good health will be yours for a long time. Good humor is the health of the soul, sadness the poison. Good is not good enough where better is expected. Good judgment comes from experience; experience comes from bad judgment. Good Jul og godt nyter -Danish Christmas Good lawyers can get sodomy reduced to following t Good lawyers can get sodomy reduced to following to close Good luck is a lazy man's estimate of a worker's s Good luck is a lazy man's estimate of a worker's success. Good manners are the lubricant of social intercourse. Good memories are what your heart carries in its pockets. Good morning - The ultimate oxymoron. Good morning! Is an opinion, not a greeting. Good morning, I'd like to have an argument, please Good morning, I'd like to have an argument, please. Good morning, Sir.Welcome to the National Cheese E Good morning, Sir.Welcome to the National Cheese Emporium Good news from afar can bring you a welcome visitor. Good news: Ten weeks from Friday may be a pretty good day Good night, Mrs. Calabash, where-ever you are! Good night, Mrs. Calabash, wherever you are. Good ol' American ingenuity !!! Good printers do it without wrinkling the sheets. Good Programmers type copy con Program.exe Good sex means being told "Stop and I'll Kill You!!!! Good sex means being told, "Stop and I'll Kill You!" Good sex never gets an instant replay, but bad sports calls do. Good taste is the flower of good sense. Good tea. --Nice house. Good times end too quickly. Bad times go on foreve Good times end too quickly. Bad times go on forever. Good WHAT? really is the way to a Lady's heart Good will is a weapon against which there is no defense. Good wine is a good familiar creature if it be well used. Good words cost no more than bad. Good, Fast, or Cheap : choose 2 of the 3 Good, Quick, Cheap. Pick any two! Goodbye, Mr. Bond! Goooood Morning Iraq! Gooshie, center me on @FN@! Gorba-chef -- What's he cooking up now? GORBACHEX: Popular Russian Breakfast cereal Gore-tex: byproduct of the Texas chain saw massacr Gore-tex: byproduct of the Texas chain saw massacre. Goreus and Tax-head: "Rich people suck. Karl Marx kicks ass." Goreus and Tax-head: "Soaking the rich is cool. huhhuh-huhhuh-huhhuh" Goreus and Tax-head: "Socialized medicine is cool. huhhuh-huhhuh-huhhuh" Gort, klaatu birada nikto. Gort: Klaatu Borada Nikto..... and don't forget it Gosh, I didn't know TEFLON could melt !! GOSUB:coffee;work;RETURN: Got a DEATH WISH? Join STARFLEET SECURITY today! Got a new car for my girlfriend.... Great trade.... Got arrested for going 14400 in a 2400 zone. Got ASIC PAL? Send a basic gw card. Got DOS 3.3? Downgrade to 4.01 TODAY! Got it straight now? Good. Got Kleptomania? Take something for it! Got kleptomania? Take something for it. Got kleptomania? Be sure to take something for it. Got Kleptomania? Take something for it! Got Mole problem? Call Avogadro at 6.02 X 10^23. Got my diploma, now I am in the unemployment line. Got run, my cat got stuck in the printer... Got the sex duh-rive ... driving 'm mad ... Got too much empty space on your HD? Install OS/2. Gotta fix that spell chekker... Gotta have my Corn Pops... Gotta hide the phone bill from my wife. Gotta kick at the darkness till it bleeds daylight Gotta love me...I'm the baby. - baby dinosaur - DI Gotta love me...I'm the baby. - baby dinosaur - DINOSAURS Gotta run, the cat's caught in the printer. Gotta run. My neighbors just sighted Elvis making crop circles. Gotta run. The cat needs mowing. Gotta' get back to Reality...now where is that stupid Blue Dragon. Government expands to absorb revenue and then some more. Government expands to absorb revenue, and then some. Government Intelligence - Another OXYMORON! Government Intelligence: The biggest oxymoron of all. Government is a burden on the people. Government isn't the answer...government is the problem! Government should spend our money like it was their own. Governments love no one, not even themselves... Gracias - Danka - Merc - Thank You - Gratzi - RA Graduate of the Darth Vader School of Personnel Ma Graduate of the Darth Vader School of Personnel Management. Graduate of the Mad Max School of Defensive Drivin Graduate of the Mad Max School of Defensive Driving Graduate Of The Uncle Fester & Keith Moon School o Graduate, Whatsamatta U. School of Management GRADUATE: Klingon Warrior Academy. Graffiti has changed deface of the nation. Grafitti have changed deface of the nation. Grammar for the '90's: Bad. Worse. WINDOWS. Grammar Rule G: Last but not least, avoid cliches like the plague. Grammar, what big teeth you have. Grammarians never die-they fall into a comma. Grandma got run over by a reindeer... Grape Nehi - Arkansas beer? Grape nuts? What do they do with the rest of the grape? Grape nuts? I didn't know grapes had nuts. Grass growing from sidewalk cracks never turns bro Grass growing from sidewalk cracks never turns brown. Grass is nature's way of saying "High!" Grass is nature's way of saying 'High!' Graves dug to custom fits. Graveyards are full of the indispensable. Gravidity - what keeps you from floating off the planet. Gravity always wins. Gravity brings me down. Gravity doesn't exist: the earth sucks. Gravity doesn't suck, the earth does. Gravity is a law. Lawbreakers will be brought down! Gravity is a myth -- the Earth sucks. Gravity is a myth, the Earth sucks. Gravity isn't easy, but it's the law. Gravity isn't just a good idea... it's the law. Gravity isn't MY fault - I voted for velcro! Gravity really gets me down. Gravity: Not just a good idea, it's the law. Gravity: it's not just a good idea, it's the law! Gravity: Not just a good idea. It's the law. Gray hair is payment for the hell you put your parents through. Great Americans of the Bible, a Time-Life series, order now $19.95 Great beer bellies are made, not born. Great Dames for sale. Great features seem to be discovered, not documented! Great Gobs o' goose grease! A computer Great God! What can it mean?! What can it mean?! Great hopes make great men. Great men and women are not always idiots. Great minds always meet at infinity. Great minds discuss ideas; Small ones, people Great minds discuss ideas; small ones, people. Great minds may at times think alike, if at all. Great minds think alike, and steal the same taglines. Great minds think alike. Great prices are better than a cute tagline! Great! My cat has been cashing my reality checks again! Greed captures the essence of the evolutionary spirit. Greed is good! Greed is right! Greed works! --- Fa Greed is good! Greed is right! Greed works! --- Fajo Greed is good, greed works. Green Bay Packers: Celebrating 75 Seasons of Pro Football Green sticks are not orange. Green&Fazio Myth #1: You don't need to be injured to sue Greenhouse, schmeenhouse -- I'm FREEZING! Greepers - People who walk up the down escalator to appear motionless. Greetings from Atlanta, home of the BRAVES!!! Greetings from beautiful downtown Workmans Corners Greetings from Hell....wish you were here. Grep me no pattern and I'll tell you no lines. grep..grep..grep... (A frog w/UNIX stuck in his throat) grep..grep..grep... (Frog w/UNIX stuck in throat) Grin..Could you elaborate on that ? Grinin' Like A Mule Eatin' Briars Grippe............ A suitcase. Grippe: A suitcase for carrying flu medicines. Grit your teeth. This is a serious tagline. Gross National Product: A Big Mac. Gross: Living in the basement of an outhouse! Groucho of borg: Say the secret word and you will be assimilated. Groucho of Borg: Say the secret word and you will be assimilated. Groucho of Borg: Say the secret woid and be assimilated Ground Beef -- A cow with no legs. Ground water? Do you mean crushed ice? Ground yourself, THEN hug your motherboard! Group Insurance: A gross of condoms. Grovers Mills... why does that sound familiar? New Jersey. Grow angry slowly -- there's plenty of time. Grow up? Naw, I'm gonna be a Sysop. Grow your own BBSers - Fertilize a SysOpTrix! Grow your own dope - Plant a male! Grow your own Dope - Plant a Politician. Grow your own dope, plant a POM Grow your own dope...plant a politic WELCOME.ANS Grow your own dope...plant a politician. Grow your own dope: Plant a politician! Growing old is mandatory, growing up is optional. Growing old is mandatory; growing up is optional!! Growing old is mandatory; growing up is optional. Growl for me. Let me know you still care. GROWL the SNORT GRUMBLE possessed GRRRRRR bbs ROOA GROWL the SNORT GRUMBLE possessed GRRRRRR bbs ROOAARRR! GST - Go South Turkey! Shop in the States! GST- Government Screwing Taxpayers GTPN RIME FIDO GENIE UUCP Guard your rights! Join the National Tagline Assoc Guard, be sure you take away Tim's belt, shoelaces and modem." Guess I will have to turn on my 'Ira Filter' Guess it's time for Plan B, huh? Guess what I made for dinner? Reservations! Guess who taught @TO@ to use a computer...? Guess who's coming to dinner. -- Chekov Guess retain files, or any other key to refo Guess retain files, or any other key to reformat C: GUI's, We have to use those extra Mhz's somehow! GUI: Grab the User In-the-face GUI: Ghastly and Unusable Interface. GUI: Gross, Undesired Interface GUI:A set of pretty pictures to entertain the illiterate. GUI? Don't step in it! GUI? FUI! DOS prompt forever! Guilty until proven innocent... Guinan's secret power: her hat is a solar panel. Guitar players do it while fingering and strumming. Gumperson's Law: The probability of anything happening is inversely proportional to its desirability. Gun Control = Job Safety For The Criminal. Gun Control = People Control Gun control is a steady hand! Gun control is being able to drop a liberal at 500 yards! Gun control is being able to hit your target! Gun Control is being able to hit your target. Gun control is hitting what you aim at. Gun control is not about guns; it's about control. Gun control is the ability to hit your target! Gun control laws protect violent criminals. Gun control means hitting your target. Gun Control means using 2 hands GUN CONTROL......the ability to hit what you aim at GUN CONTROL......the ability to hit what you aim at! Gun Control..Brady bill...an Oxymoron! Gun control: Keep the muzzle pointed at the target. Gun Control: A criminal's best friend. Gun Control: Being able to hit your target. Gun control: keep the muzzle pointed at the target. Gun Control? Ask Lorena Bobitt about knife Control! Gun the man down, I say gun the man down... Guns - today's leading cause of statistics! Guns don't kill people off-line readers do. Guns don't kill people off-line readers do. Guns don't kill people, off-line readers do. Guns don't kill people, Postal Workers do. Guns don't kill people, postal workers kill people. Guns don't kill people..., I KILL PEOPLE! Guns don't kill people..Mail readers kill people. Guns don't kill people..Postal workers kill people. Guns don't kill people; it's these little hard things! Guns don't kill, bullets do. Guns don't kill. Fast-moving projectiles do. Guns don't kill. Fast-moving projectiles do. Guru Meditation #8100000B.48454C50 Guru to Deli man: Make me one with everything. Guts: putting the name "SYSOP" in your twit filter Guts: Putting Moderator in your twit filter... Guts: Putting the moderator in your twit filter. Gutta cavat lapidem non vi, sed saepe cadendo. Gypsies DO IT with crystal balls. Gypsies, Thieves, Cutthroats, Administrators. Gypsy dwarf escapes jail: Small medium at large Gypsy: Voice of Jim Mallon, body of a upright canister vacuum cleaner GYSAKYAG (Grab Your Socks And Kiss Your A** Goodbye) g_ t_ h___ _ssh_l_ ---- Buy a vowel! Buy a vowel! h as recompiling everything. - Karl Lehenbauer H y! Wh r did my " " k y go? H*LL WITH THE EVIDENCE ...it's politically correct... h=6.626196 E-34 joule sec--it's the law. HA HA HA you can't see this. OOPS. Ha! and you thought you had heard them all! HA! HA! HA! Deep Hurting. DEEEEP HUUUUURTING!!!! Ha!!! I own you!!!!! Habits are at first cobwebs, then cables. Hack? I like to call it appropriate..... Hacked version of LHarc released as LHarc 1.14. Hacked version of Math Master MATHMSTR.* Hacked versions of PKzip. 1.2, 2.0, 2.01, & 2.02 Hacker (v.) (1993): See "Bobbitt, Lorena." Hackindeeminor - Contagious coughing between movements of a symphony. Hackindeeminor: Contagious coughing between movements of a symphony. Had a life once. Now I have a computer. Had this been an actual emergency, your spleen wou Had this been an actual emergency, your spleen would have melted. Hah! Michelangelo didn't get MY compu**NOW FORMATT HaHaHa! Yuk, Yuk. Snort. Harumph. Hahahaha Funny Tagline HaHaHaHaHaHa..my eyes are filled with tears. Hail and well met..... or is that what the hail have I met. Hail Caesar! We who are about to dine salad you. Hail to the sun god He sure is a fun god, Ra! Ra! Ra! Hail to Thee, Shoes, wearer of feet... Hail, hail, rock and roll. Hailing frequencies open, Captain. Hair Force One: the most expensive barber chair in history. Hairy fishnuts, anyone? HAL 9000: "Help me, Dave. I can't run under Windows." HAL 9000: Dave, put down those Windows disks. Dave. DAVE NO!!! HAL 9000: Dave. Put down those Windows disks. Dave. DAVE! HAL started out as a moderator. Halaska - the box on a U.S. map that shows the 49th and 50th states. Half a loaf is better than no rest at all. Half a loaf is surely much better than no vacation at all Half a mind is a terrible thing to waste! Half Moon tonight -- its better than no Moon at all. Half the lies our opponents tell about us are not true. Half wits talk much but say little. Halftoning is a gray area. Halitosis is better than no breath at all. Halleluja! Put your HANDS on the MODEM! Halloween is NOT Christmas even though 31 oct = 25 dec Halt and catch fire. Halt mich fest, ich werd' verrckt! Ham on rye ... a drunk radio operator! Ham on rye: Drunk radio operator HAMMY + BITCOM + EDLIN = A better smoke than DSZ Hams do it with frequency, till their GIGAHERTZ. Hams do it with greater frequency!!! Hams do it with more frequencies Hams DO IT with more frequency Hamster Court ?? Hand me that dolphin burger. Yeah, the one in styrofoam. Hand me that solar-powered flashlight... Hand me the glass. (clink) No, the other glass Hand of Vecna? I give it to the litch. Hand, n. A singular instrument worn at the end of a human arm and commonly thrust into somebody's pocket. Hand-me-down clothing, also known as sharewear Hand-me-down clothing, also known as sharewear. Handel was half German, half Italian, half English. He was rather large. Handle with care: Elderly tagline. Handle yourself with your head, handle others with your heart. Hands up! Said the laser printer. Handwritten on a condom machine; "This gum tastes funny." Handwritten on a condom machine; 'This gum tastes Handwritten on a condom machine; 'This gum tastes funny' Hane's Law: There is no limit to how bad things can get. Hang together or Hang Separately Hang up already. Hang up the phone, Scotty, there's no intelligent Hang up the phone, Scotty, there's no intelligent carrier down here. Hang up your logic over there. Hangnail.......... A coat hook. Hangnail: A place to hang your coat and hat upon entering Hangover: the mourning after the night before Hank, are you telling our secrets???!!!! Hankfrankin': Watching 'Monday Night Football.' Happiness can't buy money! Happiness can't buy money. Happiness can't buy you money. Happiness is a BIG hard drive! Happiness is a computer with a good sense of humor. Happiness is a computer with a sense of humor. Happiness is a full backup. Happiness is a hard disk. Happiness is a loud belch. Happiness is a positive cash flow. Happiness is a smirking face, a smoking gun, and your ex on the floor. Happiness is a twit filter... Happiness is a warm modem. Happiness is a warm phaser. Happiness is a warm puppy with an empty bladder. Happiness is a Warm Woman, a Hot Cycle, and a Cold Beer!! Happiness is a well-tempered Moderator. Happiness is always found in ditching school!!! Happiness is Being A SysOp... Happiness is Bill Clinton's face on a milk carton! Happiness is Earth in your rear view mirror. Happiness is finding special characters Happiness is good health and a short memory-A.S. Happiness Is Mandatory....Are you Happy ? Happiness is mandatory....Are you happy? Happiness is merely the remission of pain. Happiness is no laughing matter. Happiness is not a destination. It's the trip. Happiness is not all it's cracked up to be. Happiness is oweing the IRS $50,000 when you die Happiness is singing in a Barbershop Quartet!! Happiness is the Moderator's face on a milk carton! Happiness is twin floppies. Happiness is usually measured in GigaBytes. Happiness is wanting what you have. Happiness is your favorite program moving to OS/2 Happiness is your favorite program moving to Windows Happiness is your favorite program moving to Windows. Happiness seems so hard to win. Happiness, like misery, is usually self-inflicted. Happiness: a BBS with an 800 number! Happiness: a combination of good health and a bad memory. Happiness: A sensation arising from misery of others. Happiness: Converting into a subatomic dissociated matter stream. Happiness: FREE d/l's from CIS... not in MY lifetime. Happiness: Lubbock, TX, in the rearview mirror. Happiness: Seeing your MIL's picture on a milk carton Happiness:(n.) A computer without WINDOWS! Happy as a hog eating cow manure -- well lick my lips! Happy as a Pig in Mud! Happy as a vampire in a blood bank. Happy couple: A deaf husband and a blind wife. Happy Fun Ball! (still legal in 16 states) Happy happy, joy joy! Happy Holidays Everyone. Happy Holidays! Season Greetings! Happy Holidays, eh! (and NO socks this year, hosehead!) -Canadian Happy is the child whose father died rich. Happy to oblige! (Duuh, what's "AUTORACE?") Happy trails to you. Happy, happy, happy, joy, joy, joy. Happy: Paid too much -work evaluationese Harbor:place, safe from storms, ships face Customs Hard DISK? Gee lady, I misunderstood you. Hard disks never die... HA! Hard Drive Crash..Sysop Strikes a Directory Tree Hard Drive Crash? Dial 1-800-YOU BURN .. Hard hat area!!!!! Hard where? Soft where? Hard work has a future payoff. Laziness pays off Hard work has a future payoff. Laziness pays off now. Hard work has never killed anyone, but why take a chance? Hard work hasn't killed anyone yet, but why take a chance Hard work never hurt anyone, but why take the chance? Hard work never hurt anyone--but why risk it? Hard work never killed anybody, but why take a chance? Hard work never killed anyone but why take a risk? Hard Work never killed anyone, so why chance it? Hard work won't kill me but I'm not taking any chances. Hard worker: Usually does it the hard way -work evaluationese Hard-learned lessons are remembered longest Harder disks, bigger bits, tighter ASCII Hardware hackers DO IT with male connectors. Hardware Independent: Won't work on ANY hardware! Hardware: The part you kick. Hardware: The part you kick. Hardware: The parts of a computer that can be kicked. Hardware: The part you kick. Hardware: The part you kick. Software: No comment Hardware: The part you kick. Software: this you co Hardware: The part you kick. Software: this you corrupt! Hardware: The parts of a computer you can kick. Hardware: The parts you kick. Hardware: This you kick. Software: This you corrupt. Hare Forsberg, Hare Forsberg, Proyam proyam, Hare Hark! What mail from yonder modem breaks? Hark! What rock through yonder window breaks? Harpo of Borg: honk honk Harrisberger's Fourth Law of the Lab: Experience is directly proportional to the amount of equipment ruined. Harrison's Postulate: For every action, there is an equal and opposite criticism. Harry, keep the change... Hartley's First Law: You can lead a horse to water, but if you can get him to float on his back, you've got something. Has a few screws loose. Otherwise ok! Has a room temperature IQ. has any one seen my tagline? Has anybody ever found Waldo? Has anyone found my marbles? HaS anYonE SeEn mY CaPLocKs KEy? hAS ANYONE SEEN MY cAPSLOCK KEY? Has anyone seen my sanity? Has anyone seen my tagline? I think someone stole it!! Has HELL frozen over yet? Has history ever recorded a time when the maj. was right? HAS THE WORLD GONE MAD! Has this conference been sprinkled????? Has two brains; one is lost and the other is out looking for it. Hasta la vista, ...baby! Hasta la vista, Baby! Hasten to laugh at everything lest you be obliged to weep Hasten to laugh at everything, or later you may weep. Hatred is the coward's revenge for being intimidated... Hau gerta ez dadin, oihan-guteak geldi tatzu! Hauskaa joulua ja onnellista uutta vuotta! -Finnish Christmas Have *you* cuddled you batchfiles today? Have 8-track, Will Travel. Have a good day today and a better day tommorow Have a great day in spite of everyone! Have a Happy HAPPY:-) Have a Husky day: 30 below and 5' of snow! Have a Nice Day ! Have a nice day - unless you've made other plans Have a nice day - unless you've made other plans. Have a nice day - void where prohibited. Have a nice day unless you don't. Have a nice day!" "No thanks, I have other plans. Have a nice day!" "No thanks, I have other plans." Have a nice day, and a better tomorrow! Have a nice day. Have a very nice DAY and a better Night !!! Have an affair. It will break up the monogamy. Have beer, will.....buuurrrrpppp.......party! Have I found God? What? Did you lose him AGAIN?! have modem, will travel Have no fear - I never attack lesser beings. Have screwdriver will fix. Have stock? Will broker. Have subspace modem, will telecommunicate. Have the boy sent to the bridge. - Picard Have the computer beep me, when it is ready. Have time to waste? Get Microsoft Windows 3.0! Have to ask the price? You can't afford it! Have tree, will climb - just as all my ancestors did. Have universal translator, will mumble! Have we learned _from_ our past, or merely _about_ it? Have you @#%!ed your dog today? Have you actually tasted an airline toilet seat? Have you any Grey Poupon? Have YOU balanced your checkbook today? Have you clubbed an ignorant human today? Have you clubbed an ignorant liberal today? Have you crashed your Windows today? Have you cursed your software developer today? Have you drug tested YOUR legislators today? Have you ever felt like a tester? Have you ever had to finally decide... Have you ever jumped the Elephant Mans bones? Have you ever modeled for Halloween masks? Have you ever tried looking at the stars through a Have you ever tried looking at the stars through a squirrel? Have you ever tried? Have you ever wanted to go home and kick the kids??? Have you got all the stuffing up one end? Have you got anything without spam? Have you got change for 10,000,000 people? Have you had a significant new idea of your own lately? Have you had your 50,000-lines-read checkup yet? have you heard of any hint sheets floating about ? Have you hugged a porcupine today? Have you hugged a programmer today? Have you hugged an electric fence today? Have you hugged your chipset today? Have you hugged your computer lately? Have you hugged your computer today? Have you hugged your dog today? Have you hugged YOUR dragon today? Have you hugged your favorite sysbelle lately? Have you hugged your logic probe today? Have you hugged your motherboard today? Have you hugged your offline reader today? Have You Hugged Your Sysop Lately? Have you hugged your Sysop today? Have you IN FACT got any cheese here at all? Have you noticed how everybody's getting older? Have you played T.A.G. lately? Have you pushed a Ford lately? Have you said "THANKS" to your sysop today? Have you seen Michael Jackson's 12 acre small child lure? Have you seen my mind? It wandered again. Have you seen my mind? It wandered again. Have you seen my mind? It was wandering again. Have you seen Quasimodo? I had a hunch he was back. Have you seen the bridge? Where's that confounded bridge? Have you sucked a crawfish head lately? Have YOU totaled a Ford ... Lately? Have you tried on your smile today? Have you uploaded clip art today? Having a beer can't make you pregnant. Having a beer doesn't make you want to take a shower. Having a good memory is useless unless you have something good to remember. Having been there... Having problems with DOS?? Call 1-900-WHAAAAA Having problems with DOS?? Call 1-900-WHAAAAA Having your tagline swiped in this echo is high praise indeed. Hawaii is as American as apple poi. Hawaii shorts: What a wallet has after a vacation there. HD Crash: (P)anic, (S)uicide, (K)ill bystanders? HD Recovery: see online documentation.... He "May I kiss you?" She "Heavens, another amateur!" He ain't heavy; he's a Shareware Author. He bellows like a cow standing on her tit. He cannot rule the great who cannot rule the small. He compresses the most words into the smallest ideas. He continues to post off topic, he scores! He did say "Cleared for final" ...didn't he? He didn't really say THAT! Did he???? He died taking away your sins ..... NOT your minds! He does the work of 3 men. Moe, Larry & Curly He does the work of 3 Men...Moe, Larry & Curly He does the work of 3 men: Moe, Larry & Curly He does the work of three men: Larry, Moe and Curly. He fell from the 10th floor and lived to tell...to the 9th, 8th... He flung himself on his horse and rode madly off in all directions... He got in front of the bullet! TEN TIMES!! He has a train of thought. You have a tricycle... He has all the charm of a dirty Christmas card. He has been upset ever since he found out there was no Santa Claus. He has too many lice to feel an itch. He hasn't a single redeeming vice. He hits, and - i'm going to need some more dice. He is a deeply superficial person. He is a fool who cannot be angry, but he is a wise man who will not. He is a self-made man, and worships his creator. He is a sheep in sheep's clothing. He is almost a statesman. He lies well. He is almost a statesman. He lies well. He is diagonally parked in a parallel universe. He is no dummy. He is my programmer! He is no lawyer who cannot take two sides. He is not only dull within, but causes dullness wi He is not only dull within, but causes dullness without. He is the most sensible looking man talking nonsense. He is truly wise who gains wisdom from another's mishap. He isn't chicken, but they're naming salads after him. He isnt dead; He's electroencephalographically challenged He keeps differentiating.... flying off on a tangent. He knew the precise psychological moment to say no. He knew the precise psychological moment to say nothing. He liked to like people, therefore people liked him. He lived a good life, he had a good time. Amen. He lives long that lives until all are weary of him. He looked at me as if I was a side dish he hadn't ordered. He may not be smart, but he can lift heavy things! He played a Sanity card! AARRGGH! He ran into my knife! TEN TIMES! He said "ENQ?". "NAK!", she replied. He says a thousand pleasant things, but never "Adieu." He says a thousand pleasant things, but never "Adios" He talks of peace if it is the only way to live. He taught us drawing, stretching, and fainting in coils. He that deeply desires honor, is not usually worthy of it He that falls in love with himself will have no rivals. He that hath ears to hear, let him hear. He that knows little soon repeats it. He that knows nothing, doubts nothing. He took his defeat like a man; he blamed it on his wife. He uses slugs to call Dial-A-Prayer. He walks as if balancing the family tree on his nose. He walks down Lover's Lane holding his own hand. He wants a shoe horn, the kind with teeth He was a bold man that first ate an oyster. He Was A Low Down, Cheap Little Punk! (YEAH PUNK!) He was as tough as a two dollar steak He was ever greater than his opportunities. He was only a Con man from Elkhart Indiana. He was so crooked you could use him to pull corks with. He was so narrow--minded he could see through a keyhole with both eyes. He was so ugly, the tide wouldn't go out with him He was such a meanie, I cut off his weinie. - Lorena Bobbitt. He was such a meanie, I cut off his wienie. - Lorena Bobbitt He was the most... Human He was the most... Human. He wasn't his mother's favorite, and he was an only child He who always plows a straight furrow is in a rut. He who attacks my ideas attacks democracy itself. He who believes the past cannot be changed has not yet written his memoirs. He who crosses ocean twice without washing is a dirty double crosser. He who dies with the most of anything, is still dead. He who dies with the most software WINS! He who dies with the most tag lines WINS! He who dies with the most taglines wins! He who dies with the most TAGLINES wins! He who dies with the most toys - is dead. He who dies with the most toys is still DEAD! He who dies with the most toys is still dead. He who dies with the most toys, is still DEAD He who dies with the most toys... is -still- DEAD! He who dies with the most toys... is still dead! He who does not prevent a crime when he can, encourages it.[Seneca] He who enters contest is optimistic as submarine with screen doors. He who falls in love with himself will have no rivals. He who fart in church, sit in pew He who fights & runs away will live to fight another day. He who fishes in other man's well, often catches c He who fishes in other man's well, often catches crabs. He who flies by seat of pants should not eat prune He who flies by seat of pants should not eat prunes! He who has a shady past knows that nice guys finish last. He who has had, has been, but he who hasn't been, has been had. He who has, worries; he who has not, longs. He who hesitates at the wrong time is lunch for a shark. He who hesitates goes after me. He who hesitates is constipated. He who hesitates is frost. - Eskimo proverb He who hesitates is last. He who hesitates is lunch ! -- OOP He who hesitates is probably smart! He who hesitates is several miles from the next exit. He who hesitates too long, must change his underwear. He who is flogged by fate and laughs the louder is a masochist. He who is henpecked may lend an ear to other chicks. He who is most concerned is always the last to hear. He who is not busy being born, is busy dying. He who kicks up a storm should expect tough sailing. He who knows all the answers never gets asked the questions. He who knows, does... He who does not know, teaches... He who laughs last didn't get the joke. He who laughs last doesn't get the joke. He who laughs last found the dirty meaning. He who laughs last is a little slow on the uptake. He who laughs last is probably your BOSS! He who laughs last is probably your boss. He who laughs last is S-L-O-W. He who laughs last may have needed the extra time to get the joke! He who laughs last probably didn't get the joke. He who laughs last probably doesn't understand the joke. He who laughs last probably doesn`t understand the joke. He who laughs last probably made a backup. He who laughs last uses OS/2. He who laughs last, didn't get the punch line. He who laughs, lasts. He who laughs... lasts. He who lives by the sword eats with bloody hands. He who lives by the sword is a regular cut-up! He who looks like his passport photo is not well enough to travel. He who loses his head is usually the last one to miss it. He Who Made kittens - Put Snakes In The Grass !! He who mistrusts most should be trusted least! He who never sticks out neck, never wins by nose. He who oppresses the poor shows contempt for their He who oppresses the poor shows contempt for their Maker He who plants trees loves others he will never know. He who plays with self, pulls boner. He who puts his nose to the grindstone is a bloody fool. He who sacrifices his conscience to ambition burns a picture to get ashes. He who slings mud looses ground. He who slings mud loses ground. He who smiles in a crisis has found someone to blame. He who smiles in a crisis has thought of someone else to blame! He who sneezes without a handkerchief takes matters into his own hands. He who spares the guilty threatens the innocent. He who steals my tagline, steals trash. He who steps on others to reach the top has good balance. He who talks too much commits a sin. He who tells you how great he is usually isn't. He who throws mud loses ground He who trains his tongue to quote the learned sages will be known, far and wide, as a smart-ass. He who uses bad language is an ignorant schmuck. He who wakes up finding himself a success, hasn't slept. He who wonders discovers that this in itself is wonder. He who worships Divine Duck will soon sing swan song. He who writes the manual, never writes the software. He wouldn't recognize subtlety if it hit them on the head He's a can shy of a six-pack. He's a chip right off the old shoulder. He's a couple of channels short of Basic Cable! He's a couple of fries short of a Happy Meal! He's a couple of revisions behind. He's a couple sandwiches short of a picnic. He's a few bits short of a byte. He's a few bricks shy of a load. He's a few cards short of a deck. He's a few clowns short of a circus. He's a few fries short of a Happy Meal. He's a few holes short of a whiffle ball. He's a few peas short of a casserole. He's a few pickles short of a jar. He's a few tiles short of a successful re-entry. He's a few tokens short of a toaster. He's a fool's fool. He's a little light in his loafers. He's a looney tune. He's a lumberjack, and he's okaaaaaaayyy..... He's a modest little person, with much to be modest about. He's a notch off the timing mark. He's a SOB -- but at least he's *our* SOB. He's about as bright as a black hole. He's about as quick as a jackrabbit (dead, that is). He's about as sharp as a bowling ball, and twice as smart. He's about as sharp as a pin head. He's about as sharp as jello. He's about as smart as bait. He's alive, Jim. Should I shoot him again? He's all booster - no payload. He's all crown - no filling. He's always in the right place, but at the wrong time. He's always sharpening his sleeping skills. He's an experiment in Artificial Stupidity. He's as bright as a burnt out light bulb. He's as bright as a tulip bulb. He's as flaky as a snowstorm. He's as sharp as a marble. He's as smart as a sackful of wet mice. He's as thick as two short planks. He's asking to have this VISOR shoved someplace. Geordi He's bad, he's gone, he's a citizen of another country. He's been in too many caves without a helmet. He's been napping in front of the ion shield again. He's been playing in the pharmacy section again. He's been short on oxygen one time too many. He's dead Jim! Sulu took his tricorder, I got his wallet. He's dead Jim! Get his tricorder, I'll get his wallet. He's dead Jim! You get his phaser, I got his wallet. He's Dead Jim, thats 10 this week already He's dead Jim. Kick him if you don't believe me. He's dead Jim. You get his tricorder, I'll get his wall\S He's dead Jim. You get his tricorder, I'll get his wallet He's dead Jim. You take his phaser and I'll get his wallet He's dead Jim. You take his phaser and I'll get his wall\SL He's dead Jim. You take his phaser, I'll take his wallet! He's Dead Jim. Get His Phaser, I Got His Wallet. He's dead Jim. Grab his tricorder. I'll get his wa He's dead Jim. Grab his tricorder. I'll get his wallet. He's dead Jim. You get the tricorder, I'll get his wallet! He's dead Jim... Grab his wallet! He's dead Jim.You get the tricorder,I'll get his wallet. He's DEAD, Jim! Go to Sick Bay and get the Maggot Master! He's dead, Jim, and he can't get up! He's dead, Jim. He's dead, Jim. Kick him if you don't believe me. He's dead? I thought he was imitating Al Gore. He's driving with two wheels in the sand. He's dumb as a box of mentally handicapped rocks. He's dying Jim! He's either dead or just very sleepy. He's got a 50% chance to live, and there's about a 10% chance of that. He's got a bad spot on his disk. He's got a body by Fisher - and brains by Mattel. He's got a couple of open splices. He's got a couple of volts below threshold. He's got a few pages stuck together. He's got a hole in his bag of marbles. He's got a HUGE....uh.....tract of land! He's got a kangaroo loose in the top paddock. He's got a loose chip on the microprocessor board. He's got a magnet! Everybody BACKUP! He's got a magnet! Everybody stand back! He's got a magnet!!! Everybody BACKUP!!!!!!!! He's got a Magnet!......... Everybody BACKUP!!! He's got a photographic memory, but the lens cover is glued on. He's got a room temperature I.Q. He's got a watch with a minute hand, eon hand, and a millenium hand He's got all the sex appeal of a wet paper bag. He's got bats in the belfry. He's got Blue Wave fever and it's spreading throug He's got Blue Wave fever and it's spreading through the message bases! He's got bubbles in his think tank. He's got elite! He's got the attention span of an overripe grapefruit. He's got the brains of a house plant. He's got too much yardage between his goal posts. He's got toys in his attic. He's mostly dead, Jim. Get Miracle Max. He's no bloodless wimp. He's a vampire, AKA Bloodless Superman. He's not 'ere, Bruce. Blimey, it's hot in here, Br He's not 'ere, Bruce. Blimey, it's hot in here, Bruce. He's not dead, he's "metabolically challenged". He's not dead, Jim, he's just metabolically challenged. He's not exactly operating on all thrusters. He's NOT the Messiah, he's a very naughty boy! He's sending back packets, but the check sums are wrong. He's seven seconds behind, and built to stay that way. He's sharp as a tack - the blunt end. He's so cheap: He quit golf when he lost his ball. He's so dumb he thinks Cheerios are doughnut seeds! He's so dumb, he wrote an unauthorized autobiography... He's so lazy he even hires someone to do his snoring for him. He's so stupid he could screw up a one-car funeral. He's strong like bull, dumb like tractor. He's studying to be a child molester at the Seminary. He's such a good speaker, even a cough sounds read. He's surfing in New Mexico. He's tan, he's rested. Nixon in '92! He's Teflon brain (nothing sticks). He's the Grand Canyon under a crew cut. He's trying out for the javelin retrieval team. He's weird? It's ok, I'm fluent in weird. Head cheese - it isn't just for breakfast anymore. Headaches are all in your mind! Headline: BLONDE GIVES COP ORAL SEX AND THINKS IT'S BREATHYLIZER TEST! Heads will roll. Heads, up Boise! Incoming spuds! Headweasels - The pompous, arrogant, etc, maitre d's who ruin a meal. Healed Head Bad, Bleeding Head Good! Health food makes me sick. Health freaks and lezzo's - both like their pork without the fat Health is merely the slowest possible rate at whic Health is merely the slowest possible rate at which one can die. Health is merely the slowest possible rate at which you can die. Health is merely the slowest rate at which one can die. Health is not valued until sickness comes. Health is the slowest possible rate at which one can die. Health is the slowest possible rate to die Health is the slowest rate at which one can die. Health nuts are going to feel stupid someday, lying in hospitals dying of nothing. HEALTH TIP #1: Never Agree to Trading Stools in a HEALTH TIP #1: Never Agree to Trading Stools in a Gay Bar! Health: The slowest possible rate at which one can die. Hear about the two maggots making love in Dead Ern Hear about the two maggots making love in Dead Ernest? Hear you've been sick. If I were you I'd be sick, too! Heard on Noahs' ark: Sailing is fun, but scrubbing the decks is aardvark. Heartburn is the Justice Of Pizza in this area. Hearts may agree, though heads differ. Hearts will never be practical 'til they're unbreakable. Heather attacks with a Longsword +1, +5 vs. Moderators. Heather: Get drunk and tip cows. Heaven allows glimpses only to those at a distance. Heaven don't want me, & hell's afraid I'll take over. Heaven has no rage like love to hatred turned. Heaven has no rage like love to hatred turned." Co Heaven Holds a Place for Those who Prey HEBREW - the **MANLY** beer! Heck is a place for people who don't believe in Gosh. Heh... I don't wanna make you *work* or anything. Heisenberg may have been here. Heisenberg might have been here.... Heisenburg may have slept here. HELF - Me spillen chekka as gon on stwike Helicopter Pilots DO IT with auto rotation. Helium: what doctors do. HELL (n): Backing up a 600 meg drive with 360K floppies. Hell has no fire exit. Hell hath no fury like a democrat scorned. Hell hath no fury like a demon scorched. Hell hath no fury like HOLYSMOKE Hell hath no fury like lawyer of a woman scorned Hell hath no fury like the lawyer of a woman scorned. Hell hath no misery like a backup ignored. Hell hath no pizza Hell hath no pizza (probably no Thai restaurants, Hell hath no pizza (probably no Thai restaurants, either) Hell is full of musical amateurs." - George Bernard Shaw Hell is kept warm with profane burners Hell is kept warm with profane burners. Hell is volunteering for a PBS Pledge Drive - it's a Barney Marathon :) HELL WITH JUSTICE, LYNCH THE @#$%^&! Hell with Pascal and C. I am a QuickBasic snob. Hell with the lid off...BYTE BROTHERS! Hell with the lid off...BYTEBROTHERS! Hell's band: Only Banjos, Bagpipes, and Accordians allowed. Hell's just had bad P.R. now where's my 1000 sunta Hell's just had bad P.R. now where's my 1000 suntan block Hell, Heaven or Hoboken by Christmas. Hello dad...I'm in jail and I LIKE IT here! Hello From..... PHILLY! Hello good evening and welcome, to BLACKMAIL! HELLO Hello hello... Is there anybody OUT there? (PF) Hello I am part number ************ & part idiot. Hello little girl, want some candy? Hello Mother, Hello Father, here I am at, Camp Grenada Hello! My name is Sue! How do you do?! Hello, 911? I've fallen and I can't reach my phone. HELLO, everybody, I'm a HUMAN!! Hello, hello, hello, is there anybody in there, nod if you can hear me Hello, I am encoded 100111011001101100010110101001! Hello, I am part number Hello, I am part number ޺۳ݳ Hello, I am part number ޺۳ݳݳ Hello, I am part number ޺۳ݳݳ. Hello, I must be leaving! Hello, is anyone there? anyone at all! Hello, is this the party to whom I am speaking? Hello, it's me Hello, Keyboard, my old friend... Hello, Microsoft? Are there any problems with DOS? Hello, Microsoft? HEEEEEELLLLLLLLPPPPPP! Hello, my serial number is޺ ۳ Hello, my serial number is޺. ۳ . Hello, my serial number is޺۳ݳݳ Hello, Operator?! I've been cut off! - John Bobbitt Hello, Operator?! I've been cut off! : John Bobbit Hello, Phone Company? It's about my bill... Hello, sailor! Hello, Suicide Hotline, Please Hold.. Hello, this is Ed McMahon. If you are our preselected... Hello, this is the party to whom am I speeking? Hello, World!- 17 Errors, 31 Warnings.... Hello. Incontinence hotline... can you hold please? Hello.. Incontinence Hotline.. Can you hold? Hello....Incontinence Hotline....Can you Hold Hello?? Anyone home?? Help a swallow to land at Capistrano. Help cure dreaded Computer Addiction, send software. Help decrease moderator unemployment: Post off-topic. Help fight truth decay. Help I've fallen and I can't reach my BEER !!! Help I've fallen and I can't SHEZ up. help im a bug Help make the world a happier place, torture Barney to death. Help me look, Please? I've lost my damned innocence again Help me Norton, Help help me Norton.... Help Me Please! Help me quick! Someone must have turned reality back on. HELP ME! MY BRAIN!!! I JUST DROPPED IT! AAARRGGGG HELP ME! MY BRAIN!!! I JUST DROPPED IT! AAARRGGGGHHH! Help me! I'm rusting!!! Rusting!!! Help me! I'm rusting!!! Rusting!!! Help Me! I've Fallen, Spock, And I Can't Beam Up! Help me, I'm stuck in here! - A Tagline. Help me, my operator is pulling my plu ՟ NO CARRIER Help stamp out and abolish redundancy! Help stamp out flaming ducks. Help Stamp Out Intolerance! Help stamp out lite beer. Help stamp out mental illness, or I'll kill you. Help stamp out philatelists. Help stamp out unfriendly conference hosts! Help stamp out unfriendly conference moderators! Help stamp out vandalism, or I'll break all your windows. 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Get married and do BOTH! make me an offer ... Make me an offer. I have a computer to support!! Make me breakfast and perhaps I'll consider it. Troi Make me breakfast, and perhaps I'll consider it. Troi Make my day - try to pick up someone else! Make my day, kill a GUI today. Make new friends but keep the old. Like silver and gold. Make rice, not war. Make someone happy tomorrow, Mind your own business today Make something foolproof, and they just come up with a better fool. Make sure all variables are initialized before use. Make sure comments and code agree. Make ten copies of this tagline, send it to ten friends. Make that two hearing aids, straight up! Make the most of an uncertain future. Make the most of the best and the least of the worst. Make them eat wake Make three consecutive correct guesses and you will be considered an expert. Make tracks for Moose Breath Montana Make two grins grow where there was only a grouch before. Make way!, Make way!, A PROGRAMMER HAS ARRIVED!! Make Windows fly...put it on the space shuttle ... Make your own XT! Run your 486 under Windows! Make your own XT! Run your 486 under Windows! Make your wife angry during sex: call her up. Make yourself necessary to somebody. -Emerson Makes Eddie Murphy blush with its RAW language. Makes more sense when you're tripping. Making a living selling lemonade. MAL-2..."Even false things are true." Malice is merely stupidity raised to a higher power. Maligayang Pasko at Manigong Bagong Taon! -Tagalog/Phillipine Xmas Mallwaltzist - Person hired to demonstrate pianos and organs in malls Maltigo - Mall confusion about which direction one entered from. Mama don't let me do no rock-'an-roll. Mama don't let your kids grow up to use Amiga's! mama just killed a man Mama, life had just begun, now it seems I've gone and blown it all away. Man and mouse alike; both end up in pussy. Man and wife make one fool. Man can not live on beer alone. But it's sure fun trying Man can produce nothing - Modify or consume - To modify he consumes. Man does not live by coffee alone. Have a Danish! Man does not live by coffee alone. Have a danish. Man from Topeka said to supply Libya's poison gas Man from Topeka said to supply Libya's poison gas. Man Gives Birth to 9 Pound baby Girl! Man hits smiling psychic - says he was just striking a happy medium. Man is a fool, always wanting what is not. Man is a piece of the universe made alive. Man is not a pet. Man is one of Nature's mistakes. Man is the bad child of the universe. Man is the missing link between apes and human beings. Man is the only animal that blushes ... or needs to. Man is the only animal that blushes. Or needs to. Man is the only animal that blushes... or needs to. Man is ultimately superior to any mechanical device. Man looks into the abyss, and sees himself. Man loves little and often, woman much and rarely. Man made beer; God made grass, who do you trust. Man made Booze. God made Grass. Who do you trust? Man made Booze. God made Grass. Who do you trust? Man needs difficulties; they are necessary for health. Man of Steel hates industrial electromagnets. Man stagnates if he has no ambition,... Man the battlestations - someone wants to reason with us! Man Vs. Beer: A beer wouldn't waste its money on Play beer magazine. Man wanted to work in dynamite factory. Must be willing to travel. Man wanted to work in dynamite factory. Must be willing to travel. Man who eats too many prunes, sits on toilet, many moons! Man who farts in church, sits in own pew. Man who fights with wife all day, gets no piece at night. Man who gets kicked in testicles, left holding bag. Man who kisses girl behind, gets crack in face. Man who lays woman on ground, get piece of earth. Man who lays woman on ground, get piece on earth. Man who lose key to girlfriend's house get no new-key. Man who marries girl with no bust, has right to feel low down. Man who runs behind car gets exhausted! Man who snatches kisses when young, kisses snatches when old. Man who stand on toilet-- high on pot! Man who stands on toilet be very high on pot Man who sucks nipples, make clean breast of things. Man with athletic fingers make broad jump. Man with holes in pockets, feels cocky all day. Man's inhumanity to man makes countless thousands mourn. Man's reach should exceed his overbite. Man, born of woman is of few days; full of trouble. Man, honest. Will take anything. Man, I get weirder things than you in my breakfast cereal! Man, that lightening sounds clo.a= Man, would I like a .GIF of HER! Man..... Are you surre this is for mere mortals?? Man: There is nothing more miserable and more arrogant. Managing programmers is like herding cats. Managing senior programmers is like herding cats. Mandatory tagline not required for this message Mandatory tagline omitted; moderator gone berserk. Story at 11:00. Mandatory tagline omitted; moderator gone berserk. Story at 11:00. MANIAC - An early computer built by nuts. Maniac: He who leaves Maine. Mainer: he who stays. Manifest: Why lift the hood? Manual Labor. Isn't he the Vice Pres. of Mexico? Manual? What manual? This is UNIX! Manuals come out, after all possible keystrokes fail. Manuals out, after all possible keystrokes have failed. Many a 'jackass'Judge thinks he has 'Horse sense'! Many a family tree needs trimming. Many a man never fails because he never tries. Many are absent from reality physically and/or mentally. Many are called, few are chosen. Fewer still get to do the choosing. Many are called, few volunteer. Many are cold, few are frozen. Many are educated...few are learned. Many are educated...few are learned... Many foxes grow gray, but few grow good. Many kiss the hand that they wish cut off. Many kiss the hand that they wish they could bite off. Many men smoke, but fu man chu Many Myths are based on truth. Many pages make a thick book. Many people are unenthusiastic about your work. Many possess the wisdom of many and only the wit of one. Many receive advice, only the wise profit by it. Many receive advice, only the wise profit by it... Many receive advice, only the wise profit from it. Many things are more than just the sum of their parts. Many times in order to receive something, you have to ask for it. Many tombstones should read: "Died at 30. Buried at 60." Many would be cowards if they had courage enough to be so Many would be cowards if they had courage enough. Many would be cowards if they had enough courage. Man`s horizons are bounded by his vision. March 26, 1827. Beethoven begins decomposing. Marching to a different kettle of fish Marching to the beat of a different kettle of fish... Margrane - Blinding pain from drinking Margarita slush too quickly. Marijuana is Nature's way of saying "High!" Marijuana, nature's way of saying "Hi!" Marine snipers: reach out and touch someone... Mark Hills... I'm captain of the Millenium Falcon. Marketing is simply sales with a college education. Marmal - The bits of orange peel suspended in mamalade. Marriage = begging for money for upgrades! Marriage Ceremony: An incredible metaphysical sham of watching God and the law being dragged into the affairs of your family. - O. Marriage enders: You propose, we dispose. Marriage is not a word but a sentence. Marriage is not a word it is a sentence.... Marriage is one of the chief causes of divorce. Marriage is punishment for shoplifting in some countries. Marriage is the main cause for divorce. Marriage is the only adventure open to the cowardly. Marriage isn't a word, it's a sentence. Marriage makes a life of deception a necessity. Marriage, a romance but the hero dies in the 1st chapter. Marriage, is a lifelong venture, approached with caution. Marriages are based on believing you won the arguments. Marriages are made in heaven, but so are thunder and lightning. Married politicians DO IT to wife and country! Married politicians do it to wife and country. Married, Who me? I can't mate in captivity! Married.. Who me ? ... I can't mate in captivity. Marrying is not Marriage. Mars ain't the kind of place to raise the kids Mars needs Women -- No experience required!!! Mars needs women, apply at NASA. Marshmallow salespeople learn the soft sell. Marxists do it with class. Mary had a little lamb, a little beef, a little ham. Mary had a little lamb, support Planned Parenthood. Mary had a little lamb, the doctor died of shock. Mary had a little lamb, which completely baffled her doctor. Mary had a little lamb. That'll teach her to stay out of the barn. Mary had a little lamb. The doctor was surprised. Mary had a little lamb. The doctor was very surprised. Mary had a little lamb. The doctor was surprised. Mary had a little lamb...a little beef, a little ham. Mary had a little RAM -- only about a MEG or so. Mary had a little RAM...only about a meg or so. Mary had potatoes, wine, salad, and a little lamb. MASOCHIST: Windows SDK programmer with a smile! Mason-Dixon: Line that separates y'all from youse-guys. Masquerading as a man with a reason... Massachusetts has the best politicians money can buy. Massive expenditures obscure the evidence of bad judgments. Master Baiter: The ultimate in handheld fishing gear. Master debaters often argue with themselves. Master of all I survey (at the moment, empty pizza boxes) Master of all I survey (at the moment, empty pizza boxes). Master of the Night and Parts of the AtferNoon. Masterminding Yesterdays Technologies Tomorrow Masterminding Yesterdays Technologies Tomorrow - Apogee Math and alcohol don't mix. Don't drink and derive. Math and Alcohol don't mix. Please don't drink & derive. Math and alcohol don't mix. Please don't drink and derive! Math and alcohol don't mix. Please don't drink and derive. Math illiteracy affects eight of every five people. Math problems ??? Call 1-800-(3*43)+(135\9)-(285/3)2 Math Problems? Call 1-800-10x(24+13)-(64-16)/2 36x2 Math Problems? Call 1-800-10x(24+13)-(64-16)/2 36x2. Math Problems? Call 1-800-[(10x)(13i)*]-[sin(xy)/2.362x]. Math Problems? Call 1-800-[(10x)(13i)2]-[sin(xy)/2.362x]. Math Problems? Call 1-800-[(10x)(13i)]-[sin(xy)/2.362x] Math problems? Call 1-800-2x[3y+a]sin/(5x) Math problems?? Call 1-800-10x(24+13)-(64-8y)/2+36x-17 Math professors have bore-gasms. Math trouble? Call 1-800-2x+Sin(y)-5*3 Math trouble? Call 1-800-2x+y[sin]-5*3 Mathematician: a machine for converting coffee into theorems Mathematician: a machine for converting coffee into theorems Mathematicians do it exponentially! Mathematicians do it in theory. Mathematicians do it with sum. Mathematicians; Don't drink and derive. Mathematics is the language God used to write the univers Mathematics is the language God used to write the universe. Mathemeticians do it exponentially! Mathemeticians do it with sets Mathmaticians do it an uncountable number of times. Mathmaticians do it by manipulating figures. Matrimony is the root of all evil. Matrimony isn't a word, it's a sentence. Matrix me the Epson way! Matt DE N9PBJ David Matthew was a biographer of Jesus. Neil Matthews was one of Elvis'. Mature software: code old enough that for every bug fixed, one or more new bugs are created. - Karl Lehenbauer Mausoleum: The final and funniest folly of the rich. - Ambrose Bierce Maxwell Smart of Borg: You will be assimilated.Sorry about that,Chief. May a thousand angry hornets take refuge in your pants. May all your hang-ups be drip-dry. May all your PUSHes be POPed. May cause excitability, especially in children. May fortune favor the foolish. May I buy less government please? May I call myself bad names and stomp upon ALL my toes! May Ted Kennedy give you a ride home. May the bugs of many programs nest on your hard drive. May the Farce be with you May the fleas of a thousand camels infest your armpits. May the FORCE be with you May the FORCE be with you!!! May the force be with you. May the Great Bird of the galaxy bless you planet. May the Great God of Sysopping smile upon you. :) May the next version of WP be the last! May the wind behind you always be your own. May thy Pipes be created on floppies May we kiss those we please, and please those we kiss. May you have an interesting and exotic vacation in Libya. May you live all the days of your life. May you live in interesting times May you live in interesting times. May you live in uninteresting times. May you live to see a great Prime Minister in office again... May you never live to see your wife a widow May you never live to see your wife a widow. May your best yesterday be better than your worst today. May your computer grow ears and start listening. May your computer grow hands and massage your feet. May your Gakh never wonder off your plate. May your monitor live long and phosphor! May your resume be used on the "Tonight Show" monologue! May your _gagh_ never wander off your plate. Maybe Computer Science should be in the College of Theology. Maybe I got it yesterday. Maybe it isn't malice at all. Mabe it's just stpidity!OJW Maybe it was something your mother took during pregnancy. Maybe it's inbreeding that makes the Democrats that way Maybe it's right to be nervous now... Maybe Lorena Bobbit should visit Michael Jackson. Maybe something bad, maybe something good... Maybe the moderators twitted all of US. Maybe there's something wrong with the Universe. maybe we can talk sometime. Maybe we should send Michael Jackson to a penal colony. Maybe we were meant to fight our way through. Maybe we weren't meant for Paradise... Maybe you're correct being nervous now. MAYBE, and that's final! Mayor of Hiroshima: What the F*** was that???? Maytag is my middle name: I'm an agitator. Maytag is my middle name; I'm an agitator. McBorg : Over 50 million assimilated! McBorg's -- over half a billion assimilated. McBorg: Over 50 million assimilated! McBorg: Over 50 million assimilated. McBorg: Over 70 billion assimilated! McBorg: Over 50 million assimilated. McBorgers...over 2,000,000,000,000,000 assimilated McCOY: Who's been holding up the damn elevator? MCI playing dirtier than the evil empire cause they're #2 Me & you and a Borg named Hugh! ME -- BYTE ME -- BYTE ME -- BYTE ME Me and my two friends... GIF and Wesson. Me and you and a Borg named Hugh... Me hates peoples who don't use gooder English. Me hav'em heap trouble. - Tonto the programmer Me opinionated? . . . Nah! Me sexist ? Why some of my best friends are bimbos ! Me, indecisive? I don't think I am, do you? Me, indecisive? I'm not so sure about that. Me, indecisive? I'm not so sure about that. Me? I *never* steal taglines... Me? Show my style? Ok, LOOK! Mea culpa. Meaning of life: Meaning of life: . Meaning of life: To m$` NO CARRIER Meaningful taglines wanted: apply here. Meaningless quotes a specialty. Meaningless tagline attached to pointless message. Meaningless TagLine Version 1.0 Copyright (c) 1993 Meanwhile, back at the oasis, the Arabs were eating their dates. Meanwhile, in the courtroom:"Mr. John Bobbit, will you please rise." Measure with micrometer, mark with chalk, cut with axe Media not found on drive C: (A)bort, (R)etry, (W)onder? Medical Def'n #9:OUTPATIENT; A person who has fainted. Medical definition: Barium. What you do if CPR fails. Medical definition: Dilate. To live too long Medical problem: A reason to stay home and read taglines. :) Medical staff..... A doctor's cane. Medical staff: A physician's cane. Medical staff: Doctors cane Meditation is not what you think. Meditation is not what you Think. Meditation or Medication? Meekness is uncommon patience in planning a worthwhile revenge. Meekness: Uncommon patience in planning a revenge that is worth while. meeOOW! woOOF! (Raining cats and dogs) Meep, Meep, (and picture a cloud of smoke...) Meester, do you vant to buy a duck? Meet the new Boss--same as the old Boss... Meetings are indispensable for doing nothing. Meetings are indispensable for not doing anything. Meets government specs, if any are applicable. Mega dittos from the Bayou State . . . Megadodo Publications, home of the Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy. Megadodo Publications,home of the Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy. Megahertz--when something is really painful. MEGAHERTZ: Your hand's condition after hitting your computer Meganegabar - The line you draw across "the amount" on a check. MegaReader tester - and PROUD of it! MegaReader eta rigade Mele Kaliki Maka -Hawaiian Christmas Mele Kalikimaka nui loa! -Hawaiian Christmas Member ACNE Anonymous Computer Nerds Eclectic Member ACNE:Anonymous Computer Nerds Eclectic Member IBTT: International Brotherhood of Tagline Thieves Member in the Grass - The John Bobbitt story. Member In The Grass: The John Bobbitt Story. Member, Intn'l Guild of Tagline Thieves, Local #218 Member, the Society for Creative Anachronism. Member. IL Moderator Mafia. Tag! You're Hit! Member: IL Moderator Mafia. Tag! You're Hit! Member: International Brotherhood of Tagline Thieves! Member: International Brotherhood of Tagline Thieves. Member: L.C.W.T. (Louisiana Crawfish Wrestling Team). Member: Tagline THIEF'S Local #5156 Memoglyphics - Any grocery list that cannot be read once at the store. Memoirs are the backstairs of history. Memories keep the wolf of insignificance from the door. Memories of you remind me of you. Memory allocation error: Reboot System! Memory error on Brain1 - (R)eboot (S)mack upside the head Memory error on Brain1 - R)boot, S)mack upside the head. Memory is a thing we forget with. Memory is the second thing to go during the human story.. Memory is the second thing to go. Memory is the second thing to go. I can't remember the Memory Manager: Something I need more than my computer. Memory Overload Error ... Meltdown Evident Memory overload error noted ... Meltdown now evident. Memory parity error - Turn computer on and off 12 times Memory seems to go first, or second, or ... Memory--What you forget with..... Memory....??....What memory?? Memphis--home of the blues, Elvis, and Sparky. Men - can't live with 'em; can't play mind games without 'em! Men are a pain in the @$$, women are a pain EVERYWHERE! Men are creatures with two legs and eight hands. Men are more sentimental than women. It blurs their minds Men are most apt to believe what they least understand. Men are neither suddenly rich nor suddenly good. Men are OK, but I wouldn't want my daughter to marry one. Men are the reason that women hate one another. Men avoid attributing cleverness to others unless enemies Men come in three sizes: Small, Medium, and Oh My God! Men die and worms eat them - but not for love. Men do not mind bust in mouth provided by voluptious lass Men give love to get sex, Women give sex to get love Men give love to get sex, women give sex to get love. Men give love to get sex, Women give sex to get love. Men have become tools of their tools. Men have become tools of their tools. Thoreau Men have many faults, women only two, all they say & all they do. Men have no civil rights when women jab uncivil lefts. Men invented computers to drive women crazier! Men know life too early, women too late. Men of peace usually are [brave]. Men of quality respect women's equality. Men only learned to walk upright cause they put beer on the top shelf! Men play the game; women know the score. Men seldom show dimples to girls who have pimples. Men show their character best by the things they laugh at. Men tell women: I'll call you tomorrow. Men that take steroids should be hung. Men who murder man-bashing talk show hosts...on the final Oprah. Men will always be men -- no matter where they are. Men, in general, are but overgrown children. Men, learn from John Bobbitt - sleep on your stomachs! Men, learn from John Bobbitt ... Sleep on your stomachs! Men, learn from John Bobbitt Sleep on your stomachs! Men, learn from John Bobbitt...Sleep on your stomachs! Men, learn from John BobbittSleep on your stomachs! Men, learn from Mr. Bobbit - sleep on your stomach! Men...can't live with 'em and cucumbers rot! Men...can't live with 'em, can't sell 'em for parts. Men? On the whole, I'd rather buy new batteries. Menbers 182-195, Multiple Personality Society Mental floss might prevent moral decay. Mental Floss prevents Moral Decay. Mental Floss: In one ear and out the other. Mental tangibility has been achieved...go figure. Menu: A list of meals the restaurant has just run out of Menu: A list of dishes which the restaurant has just run out of. Menu: List of dishes which the restaurant has run out of. Mercifully free of the ravages of intelligence. Mercury poisoning, the best kept secret in the West... Merd: An abreviation of Marriage that acuurs after 18 to 24 months. Meredith had an unbounded enthusiasm for French letters. Merii Kurisumasu (Merry Chistmas) -Japanese Merry Christmas Merry Christmas and Happy New Year -English June-Feb. shopping signs Merry Christmas and Happy New Year! Merry Christmas from Philip and April Brown Merry Xmas, Happy Hanukak, Feliz Navidad, etc, etc, etc Mesomorphic chance: neither slim nor fat. MESSAGE (n): Tagline carrier. Message brought to you by sufficient coffee indigestion. Message contents may settle during downloading. Message contents may settle during mailing\:...:/ Message contents may settle during shipping. Message contents may settle during uploading. Message Flamers have uncontrolled vowel movements... Message from Hooterville,climbed pole with laptop. Message is 'Closed Captioned for the Hearing Impaired' Message sent. Destroy immediately upon receipt. Message too long for screen - Press Enter Message written on 11 Jan 94 Message-write macros, Made to Order. Messages are off-topic in the TAGLINE conference. Messages are off-topic in the tagline echo! Messages in taglines? Whatever is the world coming to? Messages MUST have Taglines to be important! Meta-physics is meta-difficult. Metamorphic geologists are gneiss people! Metaphors be with you. Method acting.. I'm vaguely aware of it. - Picard Methodist by birth, Druid by choice. Meticulous in attention to detail: A nitpicker -work evaluationese Metric Lit: The Courtship of Kilometers Standish. MetroLink * Crunchy Frog: We Enforce Anarchy METRONOME - a small person riding the subway. Metronome: A little humanoid that lives downtown. Mexico's greatest export: Their population Mexico's Largest Export- Their Population MFM/RLL/SCSI/ESDI/IDE.... what's next Mice are handy accessories, but I prefer gerbils Mice Krispies - Breakfast food for the healthy cat! Mice Krispies - kitty breakfast food Michael can grab a boys crotch while it looks like he's walking backwards. Michael come back and face the music. Michael is one strange ?sexual. Michael is trying to fix the mars probe. Michael Jackson & K-Mart: both have little boys' pants half-off. Michael Jackson and Boston duet: "More Than a Feeling!" Michael Jackson Had His "THRILLER" And Was Real "BAD".... Michael Jackson vs Barney in a 13 round winner take all. Michael Jackson vs Sen. Packwood in a grab-off. Michael Jackson Will Be Attending The Pee Wee Herman Univ Michael Jackson's dilemma: 13 or 14, 14 or 13, 12 or 13?! Michael Jackson's new song = "Don't let your son go down on me" Michael Jackson's new song: "Don't let your son go down on me" Michael Jackson's silence is deafening. Michael Jackson, going where no man has gone before. Michael Jackson. Michael looks just like his sister. Michael should go back to jumping the elephant mans bones Michael supports NAFTA, more boys and girls that way. Michael walked backwards all the way to England. Michael's addicted to Morphine, Amphedimine, and Preteen. Michael's gloves have plenty of vaseline on 'em... Michael:"I luv u, u luv me, it doesn't matter ur only 3." MICHAELANGELO activates Mar 6th michelle eddy is god - Kirk Cameron told me so Mickey and Mallory did it... Mickey Mouse wears a Bill Clinton watch. Mickey Mouse wears a Dan Quayle watch. Mickey Mouse wears a Ronald Reagan watch. Mickey Mouse wears a Spiro Agnew watch. Mickey Muad'dib: Apprentice to a Freman sorcerer. Micro Focus COBOL: The Cutting Edge of COBOL for the PC! Microbiology Lab: Staph Only! Microbiology Lab: STAPH ONLY! Microbrain, growl for me, let me know you still care. Q Microsecond: Amount of time needed for a program to bomb Microsecond: Amount of time needed for a program to bomb. MicroSoft finally did SOMETHING right... DOS 99 Microsoft is a bunch of !Cs Microsoft is suing Apple 'cause they have employees too. Microsoft Piracy Hotline 1-800-NO-COPYN. MicroSoft Support isn't! Microsoft Windows - proof that P.T. Barnum was correct. MicroSoft Windows... a virus with mouse support. Microsoft! And to think it all started with GeeWiz Basic! MICROSWIFT DOS -- for extra slow computing 1-900-CRASHIT Microwaves frizz your heir. Midas was into golden showers. Midden: a kind of fingerless glove Middle Age: Halfway between adolescence and obsolescence! Middle age: When your age starts to show at your middle. Midget soothsayer robs bank; small medium at large MIDI Amin? Isn't he the moderator of the MIDI conference? MIDI interface and controller by Yo-Mama-ha MIDI this, he said, pulling down his.... MIDI: Maybe I'll Die Insolvent! MIDI: Musicians In Debt Infinitely Mie Croc Sauf The, Bord Lande, Lotte Us, etc... Mie spel czecher iz awn the phritz. Might as well face it, you're addicted to code... Might be the be-all and the end-all -here, Mighty Mouse will save the day...... Mike Mike Zier is BACK in the echo! Mike Zier, You have become my favorite Bobbitt Tagline person. Mike, Have you been sampling the pharmaceuticals again?!!! -TB Mike: Limbless guy with a powerful voice Miles, pray for an early or late baby. Militant Agnostic--I don't know and you don't either! Military intelligence is a contradiction in terms. Military intelligence is a contradiction of terms. Military Intelligence is an oxymoron! Military Intelligence: The ultimate oxymoron. Military Intelligence: The ultimate oxymoron. Military justice is to justice what military music is to music. Military secrets are the most fleeting of all. Milkbone underwear for a dog eat dog world MilliHelen: amount of beauty needed to launch one ship. milliHelen: amount of beauty needed to launch one ship. MilliHelen: Amount of beauty required to launch one ship. MilliHelen: Beauty required to launch one ship. Millihelen: unit of beauty required to launch one ship. Millions for comfort. Not one cent for truth. Millions for defense, but not one cent for tribute. Millisecond: Delay between a green light and honking horns Mimoids - People addicted to the smell of newly mimeographed papers. Mind full of trivia. No room left for real knowledge. Mind over matter: I don't mind, you don't matter Mind your own business, Spock. I'm sick of your half-breed interference. Minding your own business will not be tolerated. Minds & parachutes only function properly when open. Minds are like parachutes, they only work when open. Minds are like parachutes..They only work when they're open. Minds are like parachutes; they function only when open. Minds, like parachutes, work best when open. Minds, like parachutes, work only when open! Minds, like parachutes, work only when open. Minds, like parachutes, work only when open... Mine is the last voice that you will ever hear. Do not be alarmed. MINERS REFUSE TO WORK AFTER DEATH Mines a large one. I don't care what, just a LARGE one.. Minisculini - Tiny portions served in facy restaurants. Minnesota ... Home of the MOOSEquito Minnie and Mickey Mouse are slow maze learners. Minor operation. What workers do in a coal mine. Minor operation... Coal digging. Minos BBS, the Saddam Hussein School of Being a Sysop!! MIPS => Meaningless Index of Processor Speed Miracle Ear: Ferrengi sex toy Miracle owes its origin to the negation of thought. Miracle Software, Inc. 'If it works, it's a Miracle!' Miracle Software, Inc. Motto: If it works, it's a Miracle miracle: an extremely outstanding or unusual event, thing, or accomplishment. - Webster's Dictionary MIRAMANEEEEEEEEE! * Kirok Mirrorcide - Leading cause of death among finches and parakeets. Misbehaving witches are sent to their broom closet. Mischief all comes from too much opening of the mouth. Misery brings strange bedfellows. Misery loves company, but company does not reciprocate. Misery no longer loves company; nowadays it insists on it. Misfortune: The kind of fortune that never misses. Misfortune: the kind of fortune that never misses. Misfortunes always enter a door left open for them. Misfortunes always enter any door left open for them. Misfortunes one can endure - they come from outside, they are accidents. But to suffer for one's own faults - Ah! there is the stin Misinformation is the cruelest computer virus of all. Misquote!! 10 yard penalty, loss of down! Missed by that much. " " Missed it by | | <- That much! Missed me by THAT much....Maxwell Smart Missing - presumed married. Missing An IRS Auditor ?? Check My Tires ! Missing COLDBEER.BUD - SysOp not loaded! Missing keyboard - press F1 Missing keyboard. Think F1 to continue. Missing your cat? Look under my car tires! MISSING: Tagline, 70 characters long, last seen in Nevada. MISSING: Tagline, 70 characters long, last seen in New Jersey. Misspelled? Impossible. My modem is error correcting. Misspelled? No way! I use an error-correcting modem. Misspelled? Impossible. My modem is error correcting. Mistakes are often the stepping stones to total failure. Mistakes at least show someone did something at sometime. Mistakes will happen, but don't give them too much help. Misteaching: Telling one's grandmother how to suck eggs. Mister Worf, show these children the airlock. Picard Mister Worf, show these children the airlock. Picard Mister! Don't you got a football game to go to?! Mister! Here's your mule! Mister! Here's your mule. Mistress - Something between a mister and a matress Mistress - something between a mister and a mattress. Mistrust first impulses, they are always good. MIXED emotions is when your kid gets an "A" is sex class. Miyazawa to Bush: 'Your dinner is on me!' Mmmm, mmmm, good! Well, I think so, anyway. Mobius strippers never show you their back side. Moby Dick - a venereal disease. mod emo dem ode mod emo dem ode mod emo dem ode mod emo MODEM - Monumentally Overpriced Data Eating Machine MODEM - Monumentally Overpriced Data Eating Machine. MODEM ... a deterrent to phone solicitors. Modem A great deterrent to phone solicitors Modem Addiction Help line: Data only. Modem not found: (A)bort, (R)etry, (G)oto bed? Modem owners do it on-line! Modem owners do it online! Modem Police...we clocked you at over 1600 cps. Modem sex begins with a handshake. Modem Sex begins with a handshake... Modem users do it with a handshake. Modem Warning: For external use only. Keep out of reach of owner. Modem, Larrydem, Curlydem. Modem.... A deterrent to phone solicitors. Modem: A great deterrent to phone solicitors Modem: A great deterrent to phone solicitors. Modem: Deterrent to receiving wanted and unwanted calls. Modem: How a Southerner asks for seconds... MODEM: Modus Operandi Device for Evil Minds MODEM: Monumentally Overpriced Data Eating Machine. MODEM: n, Monumentally Overpriced Data Eating Machine. Modemers: the few, the unbalanced, the eccentric! Modeming is an exercise of bits, bytes and bauds Modeming `till you drop - C Modeming `till you drop - carrier. Modeming's like sex, except for not wanting to get off. Modemo Ergo Dingbats Modems are G-R-R-R-R-REAT!!! Modems are proof that people enjoy torturing themsevles Modems are too slow, and life is too short. [-dd-] Modems.....reach out and BYTE someone! Modems.....reach out and BYTE someone. Modems...MOdulator DEModulator...MOney owDEd to Ma bell! Modemus Operandi,torture the data till it confesses Moderating in Moderation Moderating in Moderation. Moderation could be needed, but not usually. Moderation in all things should be practiced sparingly. Moderation is a fatal thing - nothing succeeds like excess. Moderation is for monks. Moderation of this conference has been subcontracted to Satan, Inc. Moderation: A dirty job but someone has to do it... Moderator & Topic Are Irrelevant - Warnings Are Futile. Moderator & Topic Are Irrelevant - Warnings Are Futile... Moderator (n): see also god, dictator, egotist, oppressor Moderator (n): see god, dictator, egoist, oppressor. Moderator (n): Subspicies of God, specific to Fidonet. Moderator : Person with a parity error between the ears. Moderator = Satan in some cases. Moderator alert... well, yes mamm... sorry. But it is kinda on topic. Moderator alertwell, yes mammsorry. But it is kinda on topic. Moderator and Topics Are Irrelevant - Warnings Are Futile. Moderator Error: Moderator deleted. Moderator Error: Moderator deleted. Moderator for a *tagline* echo? What the heck for? Moderator is just the network AKA for Cthulu. Moderator Mode...on alert Moderator Motto: Excess is never enough. Moderator not found. Enter forbidden subjects? ([Y]/n) Moderator not found. Enter forbidden subjects? ([Y]/n). Moderator off topic, delete (Y/y/A)? Moderator Rule #1: Warnings are for wimps! Moderator Rule #1: Warnings are for wimps, cut links! Moderator Rule #2: You are *not* God... but don't tell anyone. Moderator Rule #2: You're NOT God but don't tell anyone. Moderator Rule #2: You're NOT Godbut don't tell anyone. Moderator Rule #3: Off-Topic posts are a threat to your manhood. Moderator Rule #3: Off-Topic posts are a threat to your manhood. Moderator Rule #4: Everyone hates you - so hate 'em back! Moderator Rule #5: On-Topic posts that bore you should be deleted. Moderator sighted, insert random on-topic tagline. Moderator unemployment is the largest single cause of self destruction. Moderator word processor: Word Imperfect Moderator's have more fun than ##%@ Moderator, Scn-Music. Moderator: See also god, dictator, egotist, oppressor... Moderator: Burned out shell of a computer hobbyist. Moderator: Move it to another echo, please. NOW! Moderator: pupal stage of SysOp? Moderator: See also god, dictator, egotist, oppressor. Moderator? What's a #$^&()%#@$ moderator? Moderators - I guess everyone has to get off welfare sometime. Moderators - Preserving our rights to nothing at all. Moderators - What to do when you have no life. Moderators are always right, aren't they? Moderators are back judge, line judge, and referee, so I get 3 timeouts. Moderators are not God. God has mercy. Moderators are people, too. Moderators do have a sense of humor. Sometimes it is PG-17. Moderators do have a sense of humor. Sometimes it is PG-17. Moderators do it for the ugly thrill of it. Moderators don't need relevance. Moderators hate ON-topic messages, nothing for them to do. Moderators have seen it, ALL. Moderators need to moderate in moderation. Moderators R Us. Moderators should be well versed in moderation. Moderators: Out of sight, out of mind. Moderators? We don't need no stinkin' mod...NO CARRIER MODERATR.COM FOUND RESTORE TOPIC.ON? (Y/n) Modern man is the missing link between apes and human beings. Modern mother: "You don't write, nor call, nor fax." Modern poets mix too much water with their ink. -Goethe Modesty Becomes You. Try It More Often. Modesty died when false modesty was born. Modesty is a *vastly* overrated virtue... Modesty is a good bait when fishing for praise. Modesty is a vastly overrated virtue. Modesty is good bait when fishing for praise. Modular Sofas. Only $299. For rest or fore play. Moff Tarkin of Borg: Thank you Princess...Proceed with the Assimilation. Mom said carrots are good for my eyes, but it hurts when I insert 'em. Mom said I'd have days like this - but THIS MANY?? Mom said:"If you can't post something smart, post lots." Mom! What kind of bug spray do I use on buggerers? Mom, can he sleep over if he keeps his cod-piece on? Mom, the cat ate my tagline! Momee I don't like my little sister. Shaddup and eat your Veggies. MOMENTREPRENEUR Mommy! The cursor's winking at me! Mommy, can I be a boy genius when I grow up? Mommy, I don't want any lunch. "Eat your soup before it clots." Mommy, mommy! Where's Fluffy? "Shut up and finish your casserole." Mommy, Mommy, I don't want any lunch. Eat your soup before it clots. Mommy, Mommy, what's an Oedipus complex? "Shut up and kiss me." Mommy, why does that moon have a crack? Mommy, why is Daddy so pale? Shaddap and dig! Monday is a hard way to spend 1/7 of yourlife Monday is soon coming to a calendar near you! Monday is the root of all evil! Monday: The day after the football game. Monday: In Christian countries, the day after the football game. MONDAY: The day after the ball game. Mondays are a rotten way to spend a 7th of your life. Mondays are the potholes in the road of life Mondays are the potholes in the road of life. Money - the root of all women Money burns a hole in my pocket...how about yours? Money Can Make You Rich! Money can't buy happiness, but allows a choice of misery. Money can't buy happiness, but it does quiet the nerves. Money can't buy love, but it can rent it for awhile Money can't buy poverty -- you sort of have to earn it. Money for nothing and your chicks for free Money is a good aphrodisiac. Flowers work almost as well. Money is always there but the pockets change. Money is an excellent servant, but a horrible master. Money is like a promise, easier made than kept. Money is like a promise, easier made then kept. Money is like an arm or leg - use it or lose it. Money is like manure - it is meant to be spread around. Money is round, it rolls away. Money is the root of all bills. Money is the root of all evil - send $9.95 .. Money is the root of all evil, and everyone needs roots. Money is the root of all evil, and man needs roots. Money is the root of all evil, but man needs roots. Money is the root of all evil. Send $250 for more info. Money is the root of all evil; everyone needs roots! Money is the root of all evils. Send $20 for more information. Money is the root of all wealth. Money is the sinews of both love and war. Money is truthful. Men who speak of honor must pay cash. Money lent to a friend must be recovered from an enemy. Money makes not so many true friends as real enemies. Money Not Found: Abort, Retry, break out Quicken? Money talks - mine always says "goodbye". MONEY TALKS ... but all mine ever says is GOODBYE! Money talks ... and mine only says "Good bye." Money Talks ..... But all mine every says is GoodBye. Money Talks! Mine always says goodbye! Money talks! Mine just said goodbye!! Money talks, anyone can understand it. Money talks, but all mine ever says is "Goodbye." Money talks, but all mine says is goodbye. Money talks: Mine says goodbye! Money will not buy happiness, but it will let you be unhappy in nice places. Money-the root of all evil. Man needs roots. Money: A mint makes it first and we try to make it last. Money: The root of all evil. Man needs roots. Money? Sysops don't make any! Mongo only pawn in Game of Life. Mongo only pawn in game of life. . . . . Monkey in blender = Rhesus Pieces. Monolith Golf Course: "My God, it's full of pars!" Monologue: A conversation between realtor and prospect. Monopolized cable service is all cable and no service. Monopoly? No, we just don't want competition. Monotheism is a gift from the gods Monotheism is a gift from the gods! Monotheism is a gift from the gods. Monsters come in many forms. Montel Williams can kiss my ass - Whoopi Goldberg , Comic relief VI Monty Pythagoras: The Ministry of Silly Geometry. MOOSE JAW: The only city named after a Prime Minister ! Moosehead: Great beer, and a new experience for the moose MoPar forever: Pikinu drives a HEMI! Morality cannot be defined by individual choice. Morality is a private and costly luxury. Morals for Sale, Never Used. Contact Bill Clinton Morals for sale--never used. Call Bill Clinton for info. Morbid............ A higher offer. Morbid: The next higher offer at an auction. Morbius. There is something coming this way!" More "moderators" should be more moderated. More fun than a busy signal." More fun than a dead fish. More fun than a Ginsu Dildo. More fun than a tube of crazy glue and an imagination. More fun than humans deserve to have! More fun than setting your genitals on fire. More fun than setting your genitals on fire." More fun than sex. Well, less messy at least. More like Woody Woodpecker with a perm! More matter and less art! More means worse. - That include sex?? More nukes, less kooks More people are run down by gossip than by automobiles. More people have died in Teddy Kennedy's car than in nuclear power plants. MORE POWER PLEASE!!! More than 3 fonts on that newsletter and you die! More than EVERYTHING is STILL not ENOUGH !!! More than you wanted to know, aren't you sorry you asked? More things change, the more you need alterations. Morehouse College, a producer of strong, proud, black men. Morfy's law - Enythink thit ken go rong willl. Morgue, you stab'em, we slab'em! Morning after pill for men - it changes your blood type. Morning sickness: Waking up and finding out Clinton won. Morning, darling. Q Morning: cause for alarm Moscow in flames! Missles coming! Film at 11. Mosquito: Designed by God to make flies seem better. Most allies must be watched just like the enemy. Most bugs are real sons of glitches. Most family trees have several branches best forgotten. Most free items find an eager waiting user. Most great discoveries start with making a mistake. Most important languages for getting into programming today: Math and English. Most legends have a basis in fact...Kirk,And The Children Shall Lead. Most legends have their basis in facts. Most men don't care if you don't shave your legs either. Most men have died without creating; not one has died without destroying. Most men never get much older than twelve. Most of our future lies ahead. Most of us hate to see a poor loser--or a rich winner. Most of us have been at work for several hours now. Most people are afraid of being alone. Most people are apathetic, but I don't care. Most people don't care what happens so long as it doesn't happen to them. Most people make sense, I'm not one of them. Most people raise their voice rather than reinforcing their point. Most people would rather die than think... Most political jokes get elected Most visions of utopian society don't take into account that the idealogical descendants of Ghengis Khan and Attila the Hun are aliv Most weight lifters are biceptual. Most wonderful ideas are so obvious that they're not. Mother Nature erred: Leaves should fall up. Mother nature is a bitch. Mother Nature is a slut. Mother said I hadn't oughta, so I stayed a virgin, sorta. Mother, they're still not sure it IS a baby! Mother-in-law is an anagram of Woman-Hitler. Mothers-in-law must drink goat's milk, always butting in. Motorcycle riders DO IT with chains. Motorcycles -- Airplanes on two wheels Motto of the LAPD: "We Treat You Like A King!" Mount St. Helens should have used earth control. MOUNT TAPE U1439 ON B3, NO RING Mountains culminate in peaks, and nations in people. Mountains should be seen and not heard. Mouse + mouse = mice. Spouse + spouse = spice. MOUSE: Species of Rodent known to inhabit computers. move along folks... just an off-topic message... nothing to see... Move Bossy! Sorry mam, thought I was walkin around a cow Move over Rover, and let JIMI take over!! Move to California - The police treat you like a "King" Move your vowels every day or you'll get consonated. Movement To Ban Silly Tag Lines; Send donations to: Movie about transvestite supercomputers: "The Craying Game" Moving fast is not the same as going somewhere. Mowmuffins - Dried accumulation of grass on the underside of mowers Mozart and Beethoven still know how to decompose. MP stands for Magnificent Pension. MPU-401s: All they ever think about is Hex! Mr Bobbit: *OUCH!!!!* MR DUCKS. MR NOT! OSAR--CD WINGS? LIB! MR DUCKS! Mr Rogers of Borg: Wouldn't you like to be assilimated? Mr Spock wears vulcanized rubbers Mr Spock wears vulcanized rubbers. Mr Worf! Do you intend to blast a hole in the viewscreen? Mr Worf... Fire at Will.. >BZZZT< ... Hey, where'd Riker go? Mr Worf... Fire at Will.. >BZZZT< ... Hey, where'd Riker \SL Mr. Big Brother, meet Mr. Religous Right. He's your boss from now on. Mr. Bullfrog says: Time is fun when you're having flies. Mr. Bullfrog sez: Time is fun when you're having flies. Mr. Cole's Axiom: The sum of the intelligence on the planet is a constant; the population is growing. Mr. Custer? Can I be excused for the rest of the afternoon? Mr. La Forge, show these children the antimatter Picard Mr. La Forge, show these children the antimatter * JLP Mr. Math says: "Don't drink and derive!" Mr. Moderator the person I am writing to is a Twit. Mr. Moderator, you may now officially blow a gasket. Mr. Potato Head meets the Veg-o-matic Mr. Rogers of Borg: Won't you be assimilated? Mr. Russo, this message will self destruct in 7 seconds...3, 2, 1, *BLA Mr. Scott, energize. Hey! Where'd that pink bunny come from? Mr. Scott, energize. Hey! Where'd that pink bunny come f\SLM Mr. Spock wears vulcanized rubbers. Mr. Worf! Eating Christmas Cookies, on my bridge? Mr. Worf, fire! Mr. Worf, fire at will. >ZAP!< Hey, where'd Riker go? Mr. Worf, fire at will. >ZAP!< Hey, where'd Riker go? Mr. Worf, FIRE. to be continued. Mr. Worf, place Ensign @LN@ in the torpedo tube. Mr. Worf, set phasers on -/Shake 'n' Bake!\- Mr.President? Incoming,sir. Launch code? Mr.Worf, sweep Dr.Crusher's remains OFF the transporter. Mrs. Bobbitt, you can't send *that* in the U.S. Mail. Mrs. Ghandi is in a sari state. MS Word: From the folks who brought you EDLIN MS-DOS - celebrating ten years of continous obsolescence. MS-DOS 5.0, Why fix it if it ain't broke! MS-DOS causes deafness and hair loss when used by laboratory rats. MS-DOS causes deafness and hair loss when used in laboratory rats. MS-DOS is a boot sector virus! MS-DOS is CP/M on steroids. MS-DOS....DR DOS' Sister. MS-DOS..MR DOS's sister -- DR DOS..MS DOS's Gynecologist MS-DOS..MR DOS's sister -- DR DOS..MS DOS's Gynecologist. MS-DOS: Celebrating ten years of continuous obsolescence. MS-DOS: MR DOS's sister, DR DOS: MS DOS's Gynecologist Ms. Gates does Chicago. MSDOS 6.0 - Because there aren't enough problems in the world already. MSDOS is a boot sector virus. Msdos-the latest utility supported by UNIX! MSI - Bringing it all together in '92 MSI - Redefining Telecommunications in '93 MST3K: THE ECHO "Oh bite me, it's fun!" MS_DOS...The ultimate PC Virus Mu salad dressing is sick. Call the Mayo Clinic. Much that is weird could happen on a world on the back of a turtle. Mud slinging politicians clod their way to the top. Muff divers local 69, We dive at 5! Mulroney: The EDLIN of prime ministers... MultiMedia. Sick of that word yet? Multimedia: Offline reading and wearing a Walkman. Multiple Personality: First Person Plural. Multitask...Think and type at the same time. multitask: Choke on gum and trip simultaniously! Multitask: screw up several things at once! Multitaskers do it everywhere: Concurrently! Multitasking = screwing up several things at once. Multitasking allows screwing up several things at once. Multitasking causes schizophrenia.. Multitasking: Locking up more than 1 app @ a time. Multitasking: Screwing up several things at once! Multitasking? Been doing it for years.... I'm a mom! Mummelot - Bottomless repository where theatre tickets are dropped. Murder is contrary to the laws of man and God. Murder is just an extroverted suicide... Murphy IS an optimist! Murphy LIVES !!! Murphy is dead, but that stupid bunny keeps on going... Murphy is out there ... waiting ... Murphy IS out there ... WAITING... Murphy is out there ... watching ... waiting ... Murphy was an optimist Murphy was an optimist. Murphy wasn't an optimist. He just got it wrong. Murphy's Golden Rule: Whoever has the gold makes the rules. Murphy's Golden Rule: Whoever has the gold makes the rules. Murphy's Law doesn't apply to mee!!!! Murphy's Law fails only when you try to demonstrate it. Murphy's law for moderators: Take a quiet vacation and it hits the fan. Murphy's Law of Combat: Incoming fire has the right of way. Murphy's Law only fails when you try to demonstrate it. Murphy's Law: If anything can go wrong it will Murphy's Law: If anything can go wrong, it will. Murphy's Rule of Combat: Incoming fire has the right of way. Murphy's: All constants are variables! Mushy peas & mint sauce hmmmmm Music is a higher revelation than philosophy. - Beethoven Music is SOUND LEARNING Music is the messenger no one can silence. Music is the only sensual pleasure without vice. Music makes a difference...support it in your schools. Music makes a quiet mind. Music with dinner is insulting both chef and violinist. Music....the staff of life! Music? I do not hear no steenking music! Data Musicians do it in front of an audience. Musicians do it in time. Musicians DO IT with rhythm. Musicians Duet Better! Musicians never die, they just de-COMPOSE! Must go - My attack cat needs her claws filled. Must Go - Our Rotweiler needs its teeth sharpened. Must Go - Some Jehovahs witnesses need shouting at. must...get...some...sleep...must...get...some...sleep... Mutants for nuclear power! }-) MUTANTS! Surrender now...Or be DESTROYED! Mutants, out. Chameleonic life forms, no thanks. Mute? Call 1-800-TALKING and give us your name. Mutilated monkey meat, Muy Groso Rules !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! My amne keyboar oesn't have any 's! My 286 is really a Pentium with an identity crisis. My 32 bit graphics engine is byte injected. My 386 does an infinite loop in 4.68 sec. My appetite comes to me while eating. Michel de Montaigne My arm! said Captain Hook offhandedly. My ASCII has been de-limited. My assignment can't have been late. I don't believe in time. My baby done erased me from the hard disk of her heart My Baby is a Big Fat Tractor. My baby she wrote me a letter... My baby took the elevator and gave me the shaft! My back is computerized--it has a floppy disk My BBS is baroque now. Please call Bach later with your Handel. My best taglines are in for repair! This one's a loaner. My best view from a Window was through OS/2. My Biscuits are Burnin'! - Yosemite Sam My body's a temple zoned for toxic waste. My Body's here, but my Mind's on vacation. My bologna has a first name, it's O-S-C-A-R. My Borg is back, and there's gonna be trouble. Hey la... My Boss is a Jewish carpenter! My boss is tempermental. 50% temper and 50% mental. My boss made it the hard way. He was nice to his father. My brain ain't working. My brain hurts! My brain hurts...not my head...just my brain! My brain is my second favorite organ. My brain operation was considered minor surgery. My brain's in gear, neutral's a gear ain't it? My brain's not crippled, it's functionally challenged. My Canada includes Florida from November until April... My Canada includes Wisconsin from November until April... My cat has 9 lives, but my frog croaks daily! My cat just ate my mouse! My cat just learned to flush the toilet - seen my smart cat lately? My cat likes to play Hide-And-Go-Poop. My cat only likes me when I run the electric can opener. My cat only WISHES she was black. My cat wasn't broke, but I had him fixed anyway My cat's eyes look kinda glassy. I think he ate it. My cat's name is: 'Winky, The One-Eyed Wonder Kitty' My cat's on steroids and is now no pussy. My comm port + Your comm port = wakawaka My compiler has a first name, it's Q.U.I.C.K. My computer can beat up your computer. My computer caught the Vivaldi virus. It's baroque now. My computer even came with a driver's side air bag. My computer has a virtual operator. My computer has cables... So why can't I get HBO? My computer has EMS....Won't you help? My computer has EMS....Wont you help? My computer isn't that nervous...it's just a bit ANSI. My computer just went down on me, but it aint as good as my girlfriend My computer NEVER loc My computer never locks u My computer practices Binary Bisexuality! My computer puts out. My computer's sick -- I think my modem is a carrier. My computer's sick and I think my modem is a carrier My computer's sick. I think my modem is a carrier. My Concerto for Cuisinart and Microwave. My costume? A con tshirt and a committee badge :) My cow aborted, now she is decalfinated. My cow died so I don't need your BULL!... My cow died, so I don't need your bull anymore!!! My credit is so bad they won't even take my cash! My current power amp produces no power or current. My dad and I are siamese twins. My dad hit me only once - with the Buick My dad hit me only once - with the Buick. My dad must have been a phone phreak. My dear boy. Sometimes it's a diversion to read such rubbish. My desk is final proof of Chaos theory.... My disappointments come in all sizes, to fit my hopes. My Dog ate my REP Packet!!! My dog dislikes the term "pet." He prefers "friend and confidant." My dog says "hi." My dream is a code waiting to be broken. My dreams are getting way too literal. -Calvin My driving teacher had a pitchfork & he wasn't a farmer. My EGO is better than your EGO! My ex wife's other car is a BROOM My ex-wife got the gold mine, but I got the shaft. My family says I'm a psychopath, but the voices in my head disagree. My family tree has fruits, nuts and flakes. Makes a great serial. My family tree is in the forest, somewhere! My favorite brand of beer? Whatever SHE'S buying! My favorite language is 2 tape Autocoder My favorite mythical creature? The honest politician. My FidoNET address: 123 Any Street, Smalltown, USA 12334 My FLOPPIE got caught in my PKZIPPER !!!! My floppy got excited. Now it's a hard disk. My foolish parents taught me to read and write. My foot's alseep. I wonder what it's dreaming about?... My friend has MK for Super Nes. My friends.. to the future.. the undiscovered country.. My fruit cake was damaged on one side. My future's so dim, I gotta wear night vision goggles. My genes are so tight, they may stay with me forever. My Ghod, for a minute there it all made sense! My girl friend doesn't fate orgasms, she lip syncs them to recordings My girlfriend and I are expecting a little tagline. My girlfriend has blue eyes,golden skin,& long,plaid hair My girlfriend is Schizo. She's good people, but...... My girlfriend thinks I'm too nosey, she said so in her diary. My girlfriend's schizo. She's good people, but.... My Go amn keyboar oesn't have any 's! My Go this amn keyboar oesn't have any 's. My God .... it's full of stars! My GOD Jim, its a BBS, not a doctor... MY GOD SOMEONE RAN OVER THE CAT! Oh, sorry-didn't know you had a bagpipe. My God! A conference-related question! My God! It's full of stars! My God!!! It's full of stars (Dave Bowman 2010) My God, Bones. What have I done? What you had to do. My God, it's full of falling stars! My God, it's full of Yars! My grandfather was a small claims court jester - Steven Wright My gray hairs can beat your gray hairs. My Guru told me there'd be lifetimes like this. My hailing frequencies are open, Sir. Uhura My hard disk is full! Maybe I'll try this message section My hard disk is full! Maybe I'll try this message section thing. My Hard Disk went on a diet and lost it's FAT My hard disk went on a diet and lost it's FAT. My Hard Disk went on a diet and lost its FAT. My hat covers my head.... Just like hair used to!! My haystack had no needle! My head hurts.....where are those plaid pills? My Home First Aid Kit holds 30 rounds...travel kit 7 rounds... My horse got shot, so I had to break his leg. My horse got shot, so I had to break his leg... My house was trashed by 'Not me' My Hovercraft is full of Eels. My hovercraft... You don't want to know. My HST is faster than your HST!!!! My IBM mouse likes a MS. She's no Genius. My imaginary friend won't speak to me My inner child is a sick little bastard! My interest is in the future, the present is passed ... My Karma has just run over your Dogma. My Karma ran over my dogma. My karma ran over your dogma! My keyboard keeps changing what I type. My kid can beat up your honor student! My kid just beat up your honor student. My last birthday cake looked like a prairie fire! My last cow just died, so I won't need your bull anymore. My last original thought died of loneliness. My last original thought died of lonliness. My lawyer can beat up your lawyer! My life has a superb cast, but I can't figure out the plot. My life has Chinese music torture playing in the background. My life is devoted to the care and convenience of my cat. My life is in your hands... What do you mean, "oops"? My life is like a beer commercial. My life is not organized around high probability events. My life is still in BETA test. My life may be strange, but at least it's not boring! mY lINKAGE iS sTUCK iN rEVERSE. My logic escapes me at the moment My logic has drowned in a sea of emotion. - Sting My Loss is Your Gain! My machine ain't old! Relays still do the job.... My machine will do lunch with yours. My maid doesn't do windows, neither does my computer My mail reader can beat up your mail reader. My mama done tol' me... My MD wrote an Rx for regular sex, but Blue Cross refused My message above. Your response here ____________. My message above. Your response here ____________. My message above. Your response here: __________________ My mind ain't so open that anything can crawl right in. My mind has been boggled...again and again..... My mind is closed so my body speaks My mind is like a blotter: Soaks it up, gets it backwards My mind is made up!! Don't confuse me with the facts! My mind is made up, don't confuse me with facts My mind is not for rent to any god or gov't My mind isn't ALWAYS in the gutter--sometimes it comes out to feed. My mind. I can feel it. I can feel it going. Goodbye. My mistakes are purely erroneous. My modem can beat up your modem My modem can beat up your modem! My modem has premature bauding... my modem has voice recognition. Whenever i say "Hang Up\Ɔ NO CARRIER My modem isn't slow; it's "baudly" challened. My Moderate Moderator Mostly Muddled My Magnificent Messages. My mom must have been a phone phreak. My mother invented me. My father denies! My mother is NEVER on time! - Worf My Mother loves ME! It's the computer she hates. My mother-in-law is a tough old hen! My mouse is sexually frustrated. Poor thing, what with only one ball. My mouse only has one ball too! My mouse only has one ball.... My mouth doesn't seem to have a backspace key ... My name is Bond, James Bond of Borg. You will be shaken, not stirred. My name is Dave Rhodes. In September 1988 my car was reposessed.... My name is Inigo Mantoya. You stole my tagline. Prepare to die. My name is Inigo Montoya- you stole my tagline- prepare to die! My name is Inigo Montoya- you stole my Tagline- prepare to die! My name is Inigo Montoya. You stole my tagline. Prepare to die. My name is Taylor, but I don't know a needle from a pin. My name seems to be "xxx-xx-xxxx" what's yours? My neighbor has a circular driveway. she can't get out. My nicest dream: - The world in harmony! My nicest dream: @ - The world in harmony! My nutritionist is Dr. Lecter. My one regret in life is that I'm not someone else. My one-legged sister is a professional ice skater. My only cow died, so I don't need your bull. My opinion.. worth the paper it's written on! My opinions are my own and are likely to change for no real reason... My opinions are my own, wonk, wonk, wonk. My opinions are not those of my ex-employer. My opinions expressed above are not necessarily mine. My opinions may have changed, but not the fact that I am right. My opinions may have changed, but the fact that I am correct has not. My opponent has been observed masticating in public! My other brain's a schizofrenic My other brain's an Einstein. My other car is a Galaxy Class Starship, need a ride? My other car is a Zamboni. My other car is an Edsel. My other computer has Lwaxana Troi's voice. My other computer is a +4... My other computer is a 486. My other computer is a 786/250 with a 250 Gb hard drive. My other computer is a Borg. My other computer is a Cadillac. My other computer is a Commodore 64... =*Bandit1*= My other computer is a Compaq 386! My other computer is a Cray My other computer is a Cray Y-MP! My other computer is a Cray. My other computer is a Cray...That's the ticket! My other computer is a HoloDeck(tm). My other computer is a Pentium. My other computer is a SUN SPARCstation My other computer is a VAX. My OTHER computer is an Colecovision! My other computer is an F-14's targeting system. My other computer is an IMSAI.... My other computer is even slower. My other modem is a 14.4... My other modem is an USRobitics HST DS 16800/FAX. My other processor is a Moulinex. My other shield has a target painted on it. Don't use it much. My other tag line is a killer! My other tagline is a footnote. My other tagline is a Porsche. My other tagline is being used on my CRAY Y-MP My other tagline is funny. My other vehicle is a Ferengi Marauder. My other vehicle is a Galaxy Class Starship ... My other vehicle is a galaxy class starship. My other vehicle is a Galaxy Class Starship. My other vehicle is a Galaxy Class Starship... My other vehicle is a Romulan Warbird... My other vehicle is also a Galaxy-class starship. My parents feel I was well concieved. My patience is like 7-Up: Never had it, never will. My patience is like 7UP--Never HAD IT---Never WILL My personal favorite is Spring Surprise. My phone number? OK.... (914) 555-1234 My photographic memory just ran out of toner. My poor mouse only has one ball. My problem is an 8088 brain in a 80486 world. My profession? Does the word "peon" mean anything to you My psychiatrist is Dr. Lecter. My puppys' cuter than your puppy - NYAH NYAH My question is: Do the researchers know who THEY are? My rabbit's just turned into frogs, they croaked. My reality check just bounced. My Rice Crispies says: "Girgle..grigle.." My rubber duck keeps sinking... My sex drive had a head crash. My shrink says I'm crazy, but the voices in my head tell me otherwise. My standard answer for that is, I don't know. My stereo's -fixed, said Tom monotonously. My system goes down more often than a $10 whore. My system goes down more than a $10 whore! My systems are only programmed for one at a time. Data My tag line maker is broken! My tagline can beat up your tagline! My tagline can beat up your tagline. My tagline can beat up your tagline... My Tagline Creator Is On Vacation. My tagline is in the shop. This is a loaner. My tagline is invisible until it attacks someone. My tagline is off topic. My tagline writers are working overtime My taglines are original. I am a copy. My teacher is like chloroform; he puts the class to sleep. My teeth aren't the sharpest in the world. Ro My telescope came with the optional pellet gun attachment My theory of evolution is that Darwin was adopted - SW My third pet is .BATty; my fourth is MOUSEY. My train of thought is a Mag-Lev. My trouble is that my absence makes good company. My Turbo Light is on, but nobody is home. My TWIT filter just put me on it's TWIT list! My Twit Filter just put me on its Twit List! My twit filter just put me on its twit List. My Twit Filter just put YOU on its Twit List! My Universe - I hate party bashers...... My widget is better than yours simply because it's MINE. My wife and I were happy for 20 years. Then we met. My wife can go from 0 to b*tch in 3.2 seconds. My wife divorced me because of illness. She got sick of me. My wife gives good headache My wife gives good headache. My wife got 15% off, and put it on the VISA at 19.8%! My wife left me - There is a GOD! My wife or my modem? Gee, I'll miss her.... My wife wanted a golden shower, I could only afford antique brass My wife's other car is a BROOM! My wife's other car is a broom!! My WYSIWYG is all GUI My yards a mess but my hard disk's the best!! mY r Mdm |s sTr|g and a |n (an My, my... a new voice is heard from the darkness beyond... ;> My, this echo is *interesting*. My, this echo's interesting... MY, this echo's interesting... MyGuru told me there'd be lifetimes like this Myth #1: The computer only does what you tell it. Myth-conceptions are the major cause of wars. Mythology: Invented lies for future consumption. N-O-I-S-E The Conservative Voice - Naaah, couldn't be! NaCl + H2O = Alien Spot Remover naDev tajHey vIlegh'a' -- Macbeth Act II, scene i Nadie tiene ms imaginacin que la realidad. Nah nah nah SHE'S GOT THE LOOK! nah, I haven't played the game too much. NAK NAK Who's there? $%^&*@# NO CARRIER NAK NAK Who's there? #E) NO CARRIER NAK NAK, "Who's There?" #@#^#$%#(#@^ NO CARRIER NAK NAK... Who's there? Nam homo proponit, sed Deus disponit. Name a Psychological Rock Group? Pink Freud! Name for a topless bathing suit: "Two for the show?" Name:޺۳ݳݳ Rank:޺۳ݳ Serial No: Name:޺۳ݳݳ Rank:޺۳ݳ Serial No:޺۳ Name:޺۳ݳ Rank:޺۳޳ Serial No:޺ݳݺ Nana-korobi ya-oki (fall down 7 get up 8) Nancy Wallace, Baltimore, MD/USA, Night Owl Point via Pooh's Corner Nanosecond, used to measure a woman's attention span. Nanosecond,Used to measure a Womans attention span. Nanu nanu! Napjerk - The sudden body convulsions as one is about to doze off. Napjerk: The sudden body convulsions as one is about to doze off. NASA: There's no such thing as a free launch. NASCAR -- Where speed excells! National Association For Tagline Assimilators (NAFTA) National GMs Association: "Monsters don't kill, we do." Nato Ergo Sum Natural laws have no pity - RAH Nature Always Sides With The Hidden Flaw ! Nature always sides with the hidden flaw. Nature is a mother. Nature is cruel. If you don't believe me...look in the mirror. Nature, like people sometimes weeps for gladness. Nature, like people, sometimes weeps for gladness. Navaglancing - Trying to find a good radio station while driving. Navidad Ara Pora -Guarani Christmas NAVIGATOR----->Spouse on a trip in the car, with road map in her lap. NAVY - Never Again Volunteer Yourself Not an adventure, just a job! Navy Photo School: Get 100 feet of chow line. Navy Photo School: Get a bottle of focusing fluid. Navy Photo School: Get a box of f-stops. Navy Photo School: Get a dock stretcher. Navy, Just Another Adventure by Milton Bradley Navy, not just a job, but an adventure. NAVY: Never Again Volunteer Yourself NBAcious - Last ditch effort of a player as the buzzer goes off. NC Beach Bum Here!! NCC-1701. No bloody A, B, C, *or* D. Scotty NDA? I am not at liberty to disclose if I'm under one.. nE/ER +_iC+< ++ Gif+ ##'rSE !|\| +][E +++'++++##. Near miss = Nearly missed = Hit Neater than necessary. Necessity is a mother. Necessity is a mother.......... Necessity never made a good bargain. - Ben Franklin Neckties strangle clear thinking Necrophilia: a dead art.. Need a change of scenery? Date a stage hand. Need a hat and thigh-high BOOTS for that one! Need file compression...? DEL *.* Need more taglines? Quote every line of a message written at 4 AM. Needed: new search routine for organic memory module! Negative slack tends to increase. Neglintics - The study of why contrasting lint attaches itself to clothes. Neil Armstrong tripped. Neither a borrower nor lender be * Hamlet Neither rain or snow or l?ne noise.. Neither rain, nor snow, nor l?ne nLoi Thanks!! ;-) Nickel: Once good for getting the wrong number with. Nietzche is pietzche, but Sartre is smartre. Nietzsche is pietzsche, Goethe is murder. Nigel,let that caller's leg go! Night of the living dead chipmunks Night of the Living Thread! NIGHT OF THE ZOMBIE MODEMS! Nightmare: A bard who plays the bagpipes and symbols. Nightowls are REAL people. Nightowls are _real_ people. Nihilism doesn't exist. Nihilism should commence with oneself. NikeVirus: Just does it... Nimoy for President in '96! The *ONLY* logical choice! Nine months? Why were you in such a hurry at the end? Nine out of 10 men who try Camels prefer women. Nine times out of ten the statisticians are wrong. Nine-tenths of all existing books are nonsense - Disraeli Ninety percent of everything will prove to be plain crap. Ninja Sminga. You can't Karate chop a bullet. Ninth Level Tagline Thief, +8 to swipe. Ninth rule of acquisition: Opportunity + instinct= profit Nitrate........... Different than the day rate. Nitrate: The motel rate for a stay of more than two hours Nixon in '92! He's repented, tanned, and ready!!!!! NJ doesn't have a capital anymore.. The governor sold it to the Japanese. NJ State Bird is the Mosquito. NKOTB meet the Revolting Cocks! Story at 11... No - I have not grown roots into this chair! No amount of careful planning will ever replace dumb luck. No Amount Of Planning Will Replace Dumb Luck No amount of planning will replace dumb luck! No amount of planning will replace dumb luck. No amount of poor schooling can spoil a good student. No animals were harmed during the making of this film, except the cat! No answer is also an answer. No Applause, Please No baby on board - you can destroy my car now. No bachelor files for divorce after a home-cooked meal. No battle plan has ever survived contact with the enemy. No Bill, it's not an XT. We're just testing Windows NT No Brain, No Pain. NO CARRIER. Oh well, I didn't want to land anyways. NO CARRIER. Oh, well, I didn't want to land anyways. NO CARRIER? Where will Tom Cruise land his plane? No Commander, I meant the OTHER battleship. No Commander, I meant the OTHER battlestar. No condo, no MBA, no BMW, no 486, no clever tagline. No Condo, No MBA, No BMW, No Clever Tagline No Credit, Bad Credit? No Problem. No Money? Problem. No Credit? No Problem. Bad Credit? No Problem. No decorations necessary. No executive ever devotes any effort to proving himself wrong. No facts are sacred, none are profane. No files copied, insufficient disk space. No generalization is wholly true, not even this one. No Gifts, please. CASH ONLY! No good deed goes unpunished. No grass grows where my horse has trod. - Atilla the Hun No great scoundrel is ever uninteresting No great scoundrel is ever uninteresting. No hangovers -- stay drunk!!! No he's not... * Kira NO HITCHHIKERS! (Except for blondes, brunettes,and redheads!) No honest man ever repented of his honesty. No honey, it's only a computer, PLEASE put down the gun.. No inequity is too trivial. No input .. No output .. NO CARRIER No it isn't! No it isn't... No it isn't... No it isn't... No it ... No job is so small it doesn't require all your tools No job is too simple nor too small to make a mess out of. No job is too small to screw up! No lady, I said you've got great set of BITS. No liberals = no progress = no computers = no BBSs. NO LITTERING - $100 FINE - Lorena Bobbitt got off cheap! NO LITTERING X $100 FINE X Lorena Bobbitt got off cheap! No longer a Ghost! No main() No Gain! No man can serve two masters, yes-men can serve hundreds. No man has a good enough memory to make a successful liar No man is a fool always, but all men are fools sometimes. No man is an island, but some of us are long peninsulas. No man is an island. But some of us are long peninsulas. No man is lonely while eating spaghetti - it requires so much attention. No man is lonely while eating spaghetti. No man is useless... he can always serve as a bad example. No man's liberty is safe while legislature is in session. No matter how cynical I get,I still can't keep up..Lily Tomlin No matter how large that drive is, it'll never be enough. No matter how thin you slice it, it's still baloney. No matter how you dress a cow, it still gives milk ! No matter how you slice it, it's still a golf ball No matter what goes wrong, someone knew it would. No matter what goes wrong, there is always somebody who knew it would. No matter what happens, someone always knew it would. No matter where you go ... There you are. No matter where you go, ...there you are. No matter where you go, there you are. No matter where you go, there you are. - B. Bonzai No matter where you go, there you are. - B. Bonzai No matter where you go, there you are. Go see yourself! No matter where you go, there you are. Right here. No matter where you go....I'll HUNT you down!!! No matter which way you spit, it's up wind. No matter who you vote for the government wins! No Means No! No medicine can cure a vulgar person. No moderator? Lets chat about Windows! No Money? Problem. No more blah, blah, blah! No more money for Mickey. Use 4DOS and DRDOS No more money for MICROSOFT. USE 4DOS!!!! No more sick days? Call in dead! No more twit replies required. I got it! Thanks all! No moving parts! No mud can soil us but the mud we throw. No mushy keyboards, please.... No need for WindowsVideoAccelerator, get OS/2. No need to be leading to have the courage to go ahead. NO NO Nurse, I said to slip off his spectacles No nurse! I said to TUCK the patient in the bed! No offence intended to those that offence not intended to. No one can call just once... No one can get ahead of you when they're kicking you in the rear. No one can guarantee the actions of another. No one can make you feel inferior without your consent. No one can put you down without your full cooperation. No one can think clearly with clenched fists. No one does as much harm as one going about doing good. No one else pays attention to you, so why should I? No one ever really knows themself. That certainly makes YOU lucky. No one ever said freedom was free. No one has ever bet enough on a winning horse. No one has ever died an atheist. -Plato- No one hates a job well done! No one is so happy or sad as he imagines. No one knows how he'll act under pressure. No one really knows enough to be a pessimist. No one should ever see how laws and sausages are made. No one should hide their true self behind a false face. No one should test the depth of a river with both feet. No one test the depth of a river with both feet. No one told you when to run, you missed the starting gun No one wants war. No parking in the red zone. No person ever became wicked all at once. No person is lonely while eating spaghetti. No person should govern another without their permission. No pointed ears, but you sound like a Vulcan. McCoy No problem is insoluble. No problem is so formidable that you can't just walk away No problem is so formidable that you can't just walk away from it. NO PROGRAM is idiot proof, idiots are ingenious! No program works the first time you run it. No Purchase Required, Details Inside Package. No Purchase Required. Details Inside Package. No quarter asked, no change given. No question is too complex to have a stupid answer. No Response, Please! No S&M here - why cause yourself pain?? Use SLMR! No sane man will dance. No sense being pessimistic. It wouldn't work anyway. No sense being pessimistic. It wouldn't work anyway. No sense being pessimistic.It wouldn't work anyway. No sense in being pessimistic. It wouldn't work anyway. No serenade, no fire brigade, just pyromania. No sex with anyone in the same office. No son, we used Windows to slow down games on 486's No special reason, just government policy. No speech can be entirely bad if it is short enough. No straw, no camel's back, but SOMETHING broke...! No Tag No Tagline available at this time. No tagline, just space (opps) No Tagline..... I read this online.... so sue me :) No tax collector will ever enter the Kingdom of Heaven. No taxation with out representation (void in NY)! No thanks, I'm a Government man. No thanks, I'm a Government man... No thanks, I'm already having one. No thanks. I already have a nagila. No thanks... I don't do Windows. No that's not my real face, mum just taught me to walk on my hands No User Serviceable Components Inside... HA! No user-serviceable parts inside. Refer to qualified service personnel. No viruses detected. Must be a pair of Nanites. No wanna work, wanna bang on keyboard. No wanna work. Wanna bang on keyboard. No wanna work. Wanna bang on keyboard. No wanna work. Wanna bang on keyboard. No wants -- no needs? We weren't meant for that. No wife of *mine* is doing any dishes. That's what we had the kid for. No Windows, no cry No woman ever shot a man while he was doing the dishes. No woman has ever shot a man while he's doing the dishes. No woman should imitate men. Men are not worth it. No wonder can last more than three days. No Woody, I said TUCK the kids in bed! No! I'm not a Nurse! No! No! This one goes there, that one goes there. Right? No! I have a tagline phobia! STAY BACK, TAGLINE! NO! It's MY keyboard! Get AWAY! Get your OWN!!!! NO! NO! Nurse Bobbitt! I said SLIP off his SPECTACLES! NO! NO! Nurse! I said SLIP off his SPECTACLES! No! Susan! No! No! Taco Bell is not the Mexican Phone Co. No, Albinoni is NOT a great tasting fish. No, boars are never chauvinists. No, dear - smoke is SUPPOSED to come out... No, Honey! I said TUCK the kids in bed! No, I am NOT related to Ross Perot! -- Quark no, I don't have a graduate degree - why do you ask? No, I don't know what "apathy" means, nor do I care. No, I never read the documentation No, I said, "No nude Texans." NO, I _don't_ do WINDOWS!! No, I'm from Iowa. I only work in Outer Space. No, I'm from Oklahoma City, I just work in outer space. No, I'm from outer space. I only get my E-Mail in New Jersey. No, I'm NOT an Extended Character. No, I'm not just another extended character. No, I'm not related to Ross Perot!! * Quark No, I'm not shy - just poor and unemployed. No, it's a feature... Really. No, light the OTHER end of the stage tree! No, Lorena, I do NOT want to try your homemade sausage! NO, MY CAPS LOCK KEY ISN'T MALFUNCTIONING, I'M SCREAMING! No, no, Nurse! I said "PRICK his Boil!", NOT boil his.. NO, NO, Nurse! I said 'prick his Boil!' Ouch!! No, no, nurse! I said SLIP off his SPECTACLES!! No, No, nurse! I said SLIP off his SPECTACLES!!!! No, No, Nurse, I told you to prick his boil!! No, no.....No, 'e's stunned! NO, not that one! @*%^)!-+_\^ NO CARRIER No, nurse! I said to PRICK his BOIL! No, Palchelbel is NOT a phone company. No, Q, I meant a BUD light! No, seriously, how much damage did I take? No, Taco Bell is NOT the Mexican Phone Company! No, Taco Bell is NOT the Mexican Telephone Company! No, Taco Bell is not the Mexican telephone company. No, that chair isn't saved. But we're praying for it! NO, UART! No, we are not drugs on... No, you can't dial 911 now, I'm busy downloading my mail!!! No,Scotty.I said "Beam me ABOARD". Not "A BROAD" No-bra speech: Point here, point there, shaky in between! No-one ever reads these things. No. Why, have YOU ever snorted laser toner? No.. Why, have YOU ever snorted laser toner? No... Why, have YOU ever snorted laser toner? No; not dead, "electroencephalographically challenged." No?! Some people collect mail packets? Really!! No?! Some people still read mail a packet at a time?! Noah saved all the animals from the flood by arcing them. Noah saved animals from the flood by arcing them Noah saved animals from the flood by arcing them! Noah upgraded and built an ARJ! Noah! Come quick! There's water in the basement! Noble deeds that are concealed are most esteemed. Nobody can be as agreeable as an uninvited guest. Nobody can be exactly like me. Even I have trouble doing it. Nobody can be just like me. Even I have trouble. Nobody can be like me. Even I have trouble doing so. Nobody can give you freedom. Nobody else knows what to do either. Nobody ever bet too much on a winning horse. Nobody ever bets enough on the winning horse. Nobody ever expects the Spanish Inquisition Nobody ever forgets where they buried the hatchet. Nobody ever goes in, nobody ever comes out! Nobody ever goes there, it's too crowded. Nobody ever puts out a sign that says NICE DOG. Nobody expects the ... Oh Bugger! NOBODY expects the Spanish Inquisition! Nobody goes there anymore, it's too crowded.... Nobody has ever learned all of WordPerfect. Nobody HAS to do anything Nobody helps nobody but himself! Nobody Home But the Lights & they're out too. Nobody home but the lights, and they're out too. Nobody is as deaf as those who will not to hear. Nobody knows the Tribbles I've seen Nobody knows the Tribbles I've seen. Nobody knows the trouble I have been. Nobody knows the truffles I've seen. Nobody notices when things go right, and I'm noticed. Nobody notices when things go right, I'm always noticed. Nobody notices when things go right. Nobody roots for Goliath. Nobody shoots at Santa Claus. Nobody's interested in sweetness and light. Nobody's perfect... We are what we are! Nobody's seen it all. Nocturnal golfers enjoy swinging nightclubs. Nod King promoted the first dyslexic boxing match in the land of Nod. Node: Was aware of. The past tense of "know." Noggenavigation - The ability of parents to guide kids by the tops of heads Nollaig Shona Duit -Gaelic/Irish Christmas Nominating Data for moderator, he has an off button. Nominations for PMS Poster Child are open. Non omnia possumus omnes. Non piu andrai, farfalone amoroso.... Non sequitur. Your facts are uncoordinated. Non stunt multiplicanda entia praeter necessitatum Non-fiction often is more unrealistic than fiction. Non-Trekkies of the world-- GET A FUTURE!! Noncombatant: A dead Quaker. Nondeterminism means never having to say you are wrong. None None but a mule denies his family. None but a mule denies his genealogy. None is more helpless than the owner of sick goldfish. None of the Nixon staff can be with us today, they couldn't get day leave None of you exist. My sysop just types all this in. None of you exist; my sysop types all this in. None of you exist;my sysop types all this in. None of you exists, my sysop types all this in! Nonsense, no man I know can do it that way. O'Brien NOOOOBODY EXPECTS THE SPANISH INQUISITION!! NOOOOBODY Expects the Spanish Inquisition!!! NOOOOOOOOOOOO! Ther're all gonna laugh at you!!!! NOOOOOOOOOOOOO! They're all gonna laugh at you! NOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! They're all gonna laugh at you! NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! They're all gonna laugh at you! Nope, didn't like it. -- Mr. Horse Nope, I'm not kidding. Nope, it helped make a new movie : Star Trek VII, the NORAD: Home of the WOPPER, NORMAL? That the setting I use on my washing machine... Northern Exposure: Watch out for the frostbite! Nos micturate te salutamus. Nostalgia gets old. Nostalgia isn't what is used to be. Nostalgia isn't what it used to be. Nostalgia isn't what it used to be... Nostalgia just ain't what it used to be ... Nostalgia was much better in the good old days. Nostridamus - Nose itch when your hands are unable to scratch it. Not a bug - an undocumented feature!! Not a computer nerd; merely a techno-weenie. Not a desk person: Did not go to college -work evaluationese NOT a dittohead. Not a real tagline, but an incredible soy substitute. Not a scrap. I was deliberately wasting your time, sir. Not Again? Not all bugs are worth fixing. Not all men are fools, some are bachelors. Not all questions worth asking have answers... Not all the cookies are in the jar. Not all those who wander are lost Not all those who wander are lost. NOT an A.S.P. Sanctioned or approved BBS Not another NAK NAK joke, Please! NOT ANOTHER TAGLINE, where will I fit them all.. Not breaking the rules, just testing the elasticity... Not by killing others. Not enough mail??? Here, let me help. Not enough mail??? Here, let me help....... Not even with BOTH hands AND a flashlight! Not everything in life is funny. Not everything more difficult is more meritorious. Not everything that counts can be counted. Not gluttony as much as thrill-seeking. Not good enough, dammit! Not good enough! * JLP Not if I have to cook it! Not just a job, but an adventure. Not necessarily. I *could* be arguing in my spare time. Not now ... I have to go mow the laundry. Not NOW! I'm watching Star Trek! Not Now! I'm watching Star Trek! (The Real Star Trek). Not now, honey, I'm screaming at Ron! Not now, I have a headache! Not now, Kato. Not on your life ! Not plane nor bird nor even frog.... Not quite, HAL. The engineers have figured out a kludge. Not reading Drive C: (A)bort (R)etry (P)anic Not ready error reading tagline - Abort, Retry, Fail? Not Ready Error reading user's mind. Not sure if it helps, but turn the monitor ON. not the '^' and the 'E' ... there is a list of control codes in the RA Not the Beatles, but an incredible simulation Not the choice of words I would have used, but then again, this is a NOT the Co-moderator! Not to know is bad, but not to wish to know is worse. Not to worry, this is a TRANSCENDENTAL solution. Not to worry... "I have a little list... They will never be missed..." Not tonight dear . . . . . . . . . I have a modem. Not tonight dear, I have a modem. Not tonight dear........ I have a MODEM! Not tonight honey, I got a BBS! Not tonight, dear, I have a modem. Not tonight, dear. I have a modem. Not tonight, dear. I have a modem. Not tonight, Dear...I have a modem Not tonight, hon. I have a headcrash. Not unlike having your brains lightly whipped into a smooth puree. NOT using Deluxe and loving it! NOT! ;) Not, I think, today, Commander. - Picard Nothin' ain't worth nothin', but it's free. Nothing astonishes like common sense and plain dealing. Nothing bad said about you is ever untrue. Nothing beats Windows, it keeps loading and loading and loading ... Nothing behind you matters Nothing can go wrong now, go wrong, gow rong, grong! Nothing can go wrong, go wrong, go wrong, go wro Nothing can go wrong...go wrong...go wro%&*@# NO CARRIER Nothing can go wrong...go wrong...go wro*%$@# NO CARRIER. Nothing can help this story. . . Nothing could be finah than to be in Carolina! Nothing cures a case of nerves like a case of beer. Nothing cures insomnia like the realization that it's time to get up. Nothing damages new truth as old error. Nothing ever gets built on schedule or within budget. Nothing found on any drive . . . (R)etry (C)ry (D)rink Nothing great was ever achieved without enthusiasm. Nothing happens, nobody comes, nobody goes Nothing in the world can take the place of persistence. Nothing in this world is certain but DOS and taxes. nothing increases your golf score like witnesses Nothing increases your golf score like witnesses. Nothing is 100% certain, bug free or IBM compatible. Nothing is 100% certain, bug free, or IBM compatible. Nothing is as dangerous as a mystic Association. Nothing is as easy as it looks. Nothing is ever constant, unless it is dead. Nothing is ever foolproof. They are always so ingenious. Nothing is final. Except me, of course. Nothing is fool-proof as long as there are fools. Nothing is fool-proof to a sufficiently talented fool. Nothing is foolproof because fools are ingenious. Nothing is foolproof! Fools are too ingenious! Nothing is foolproof, idiots are too ingenious. Nothing is foolproof. The fools are too ingenious... Nothing is impossible Nothing is impossible for he who doesn't have to do it. Nothing is impossible for someone impervious to reason. Nothing is impossible for the man who does not have to do it himself. Nothing is impossible for those who don't have to do it. Nothing is interesting if you're not interested. Nothing is intuitive, in its fullest form. Nothing is more believed as that known least by the most. Nothing is more productive than the last minute. Nothing is opened more often by mistake than the mouth. Nothing is so good that somebody will not hate it. Nothing is so good that somebody, somewhere, will not hate it. Nothing is so smiple that I can't screw it up. Nothing is so smiple that it can't get screwed up. Nothing is sometimes the best thing to say. Nothing is true, everything is permitted. Nothing is very funny when you're underneath it. Nothing is wrong with you that reincarnation can't cure. Nothing like fresh men for the gators. Nothing makes a vacation seem better than hindsight. Nothing matters to you. Except your holy war. Nothing motivates a man more than to see his boss do an honest day's work. Nothing new here. Think it'll change anyone's mind? Nothing positive ever came from a negative thought. Nothing really happens until it happens to you. Nothing really obnoxious ever totally disappears. Nothing recedes like success. Nothing succeeds like a budgie with no teeth. Nothing succeeds like failure. Nothing that is worth knowing can be taught. Nothing Unreal Exists Nothing up my sleeve, PRESTO! Nothing up my sleeve. Nothing ventured... nothing gained... nothing taxed!!! Nothing vouchered, nothing gained. Nothing works, and nobody cares. Nothing wrong that reincarnation won't cure. Nothing you can't spell will ever work. Nothing's impossible for those who don't have to do it. Nothing's IMPOSSIBLE to those that don't have to do it. Nothing's more dangerous than a mind with a solitary idea Nothing's so weird that no one's done it. Notice how easily it detaches. Ro Notice how no one criticized Riker until Wesley was gone? Notice: All incoming fire has the right of way. Notice: All incoming fireballs have the right of way. NotraP ylloD -- sniw ytivarg ,dne eht nI Notte de' cari istanti, de' palpiti e de' canti... Nouvelle cuisine shows more on the bill, than the plate. Now and then an honest person goes into politics. Now and then an innocent man becomes a senator. Now and then an innocent man is sent to the legislature. Now casting "The Lorena Bobbitt Story!" Cutoff date to be announced. Now casting "The Lorena Bobbitt Story"Cut off date is... Now could I drink hot blood... Now Eating:Cream Cheese,green olives on bagle. Now go away or I shall taunt you a second time !! Now go away or I shall taunt you a second time. Now how did that tagline get in there... Now how much would you pay for all this? BUT, *Wait*! Don't answer... Now I've gone too far, where do I go now? NOW I've put my ear in it! Now if I can run Win3 under DV under Unix... Now if I could only find the Video switch! Now in new great-tasting Grape and Watermelon flavors. Now is NOT a good time to annoy me.... Now is the time for all good men to come to. Now is the time for senseless bickering! Now may be an excellent time to become a missing person. Now now, we're not schizophrenic, are we? Now only if I can DO IT 4 as much as I think about it. Now Serving: Left d'oeuvres Now that feels familiar. (John Bobbitt) Now that I am dead, I'm finally making a living. Now that I have your ear, Mr. Van Gogh... Now that I'm awake I'm sleepy again. Now that I've given up hope I feel much better... Now that I've muddied the waters it's time to paddle off! Now that tag lines are out, what's this doing here? Now that we have had sex I just put on this condom and you won't get pre Now that we have had sex I just put on this condom and you won't get pregnant. Now that we travel in space how about travelling in time? Now THAT'S Italian! Now there's a moderator with an itchy twit-finger. Now they know how many holes it takes to fill the Albert Hall... Now this is a way to make a phone call! Now this is extremely nasty. Now this won't hurt a bit.... Now using Qmail DeLuxe...and loving it! Now we dolly back, now we fade to black . . . Now we know where Michael left that other glove. Now we see the violence inherent in the system! Now what did he mean by THAT? Now what was it that Michael liked to HIDE in Hide & Seek? Now what were we talking about? Now where can you find one, nicer than this? Now where did I park my hard drive? Now where did I park my hard drive?? Now where did I put that nitwit filter? Now where did I put that tagline? Now where did I put those transwarp drive specs? ... Now where did you say my disk drove? Now why did I reply to this again ?? Now why do you think THAT? Now you are cooking with gas. Now you know why the Cheshire Cat is smiling. Now you see it, now you don't. Now you've done it, you gweedy wabbit! Now, a one time offer... you can give me $100 for free! Now, back to minding my own business.... Now, from K-TEL, on 2 LPs, 1 Cassette OR 3 CD's! Now, Here's John Bobbitt with a few words about Crazy Glue. Now, how does Wesley save THIS universe? Now, I 'accidentally' put it together when the last few Now, if I could just get the BLUE WAVE to wash my truck....... Now, now, we're not schizophrenic, am I? Now, that feels familiar... - John Bobbitt Now, THIS is a tagline Now, where did I put that dweeb filter? Now, WHERE did you say my disk drove?? Now, witness the power of this FULLY operational Tagline! NOW, you can press the other key to continue... Now... Would _I_ do _that_?!? Now... where did I park that hard disk? Now.... what was I saying? Nowadays even some illiterates can read and write. NRA.....We maim to please! NR] It's Not What You Know, But Who You Know. NR] Mouse + mouse = mice. Spouse + spouse = spice. NR] Walk softly and carry a megawatt laser. ntag Nuclear submarine's major problem: Whale mating season. Nuclear Weapons: May they rust in peace. Nudge, nudge, ;-), ;-), say no more! Nudists are people who wear one--button suits. Nudists are people who wear one-button suits. Nugalicity - Degree to which a Snickers will stretch before breaking Nuke 'em 'til they glow, & shoot 'em in the dark Nuke 'em til they glow then shoot 'em in the dark! Nuke 'em till they glow, then shoot 'em in the dark!! Nuke Barney from orbit - it's the only way to be sure. Nuke the baby fur whales. Nuke the Gay Whales for Christ. Nuke the site from orbit. It's the only way to be sure. Nuke the Whales - US Fission Wildlife Service Nuke the Whales! Nuke the whales, save the plankton! Nuke'm til they glow, then shoot'em in the dark! Null modems were created when God got no handshake. Number 5: INPUT! INPUT! Need INPUT!... Number 6 of Borg - Why I resigned is irrelevant. Number of phone rings = Number of steps from toilet - 1 Number of Vulcans to replace a bulb? Precisely 1.000000. Nunnery: Where nuns are hatched. nuqDaq yuch Dapol Troi NuqDaq'oH puchpa''e' Nurse!, You done it backwards, I said prick his boil Nurse, you did it BACKWARDS! I said "prick his boil"... Nurses DO IT with care.. Nurses? Nah.....I'll take the Docs! Nuthin' is simple sometimes... Nutrasecond -The few seconds of pleasure before the aftertaste sets in Nutrition tagline -Low in sodium- Nuttonbutton - The device at intersections marked "push to cross" Nyquil: The sneezy achy whyamIonthekitchenfloor medicine Nyuck Nyuck Nyuck! [POP!] Oooooooh, a wise guy! Nyuk, Nyuk, Nyuk - Curly Howard O che sciagura d'essere senza coglioni! O God, our help in ages past, our hope for years to come: O Isis und Osiris o NO CARRIER o o o <- Bald tribbles <- after hairclub visit O Oysters come and walk with us, the Walrus did beseech. O rage! O despair! O'Brian's Law... Murphy is an optimist. O'Brien, beam a large pepperoni pizza to these coordinates. O'Toole's Commentary: Murphy was an optimist. O.K to coninue?? O.K., Mister! Where's your tagline? Come on. Oat bran can cause cereal output errors. Ob-la-dee Ob-la-da Obesity: A surplus gone to waist. Obey little! Resist much! Question authority! Eat fibre! OBGYN.ZIP - Doc file for WOMEN.ZIP Obi Wan Kenobi at dinner: "Use the FORKS, Luke! The FORKS!" Obi Wan Kenobi at the dinner table: "Use the FORKS, Luke" Objection, your Honour! My client is an idiot! Objectivity is in the eye of the beholder. Objects are closer than they appear... Objects may be closer than they appear. Objects on screen are closer than they appear... Objects under T-Shirt are larger than they appear. OBLIGATO -- being forced to practice the piano. Oblivion together does not frighten me, beloved. Oboe: an ill wind that nobody blows good. Obscenity is whatever gives the Judge an Erection Obscenity: Whatever gives the judge an erection. Observe the face of the wife to know the husband's character. obviously some unnamed agency's sick sense of humor... Occasional chair: What is it the rest of the time? Ocean: A body of water occupying about two-thirds of a world made for man -- who has no gills. - Ambrose Bierce October, when greens turn brown and tans pale. October; When trees change from hirsuties to bald pates. Odo Burger: It's a burger! It's a shake! It's fries! Odo Burger: What you want, your way, right away. Odo uses PKZIP for those *really* small shapes. Odo, is there any more jello in the fridge? Odo? Odo!? Odo-ware: Software that configures itself to your computer! Odo/Dax '96 - Leadership that can adapt! Odo: "I sleep in a bucket." Lwaxana: "That's okay, I can swim!" OdoDos 6.0 - Works with ANY software on ANY system in ANY language! OdoDos 6.0 - Works with ANY software on ANY system in ANY language! ___ ODOSCAN.EXE: keeps the Quarks off of your hard drive. <- Bald tribbles <- after hairclub visit Of all forms of caution, cautious love is the most fatal. Of all liars, memory is the most convincing Of all liars, memory is the most convincing. Of all my relations, I like sex the best. Of all the people I have met, you are certainly one Of all the people I have met, you are certainly one. Of all the things I lost, it's my mind I miss most! Of all the things I lostI miss my MIND the most!!! Of all the things I've lost, I miss my mind the most! Of all the things I've lost, I miss my mind the most. Of all the things I've lost, I miss my mind the most... Of all thirty-six alternatives, ignoring it is best. Of all thirty-six alternatives, running away is best. Of all wild beasts, a boy is the most difficult to tame. Of course he's a traitor, Friend Computer. Of course he's dead--I killed him. Of course I can cook, but I never do it on the first date Of course I have a tagline. Why do you ask? Of course I have a tagline. Why do you ask? Of course I know Braille, :.::: ::..: ::.::. :..:: Of course I know what I'm doing! Now gimme that magnet. Of course I Know what I'm doing... ...NO CARRIER Of course I like children. Sauteed with onions and mushrooms. Of course I love you, go to sleep. Of course I tessssted it. Of course I turned, I hit you didn't I? Of course I'll introduce you to Warren! Of course I'm a virgin! I'm catholic! Of course I'm On Topic! (what conference is this?) Of course I'm running Windows NO CARRIER Of course I'm runnning Windows@#%@#$@#$ NO CARRIER Of course I'm sure the above is a simplification. Of course it's safe. Go on in, I'll be right behind you. Of course the moderators are Nazi's... what did you expect? Of course Windows can multi-tas^}%#)*!@@@@}}^} NO CARRIER Of COURSE you can Trust me!!! ! Of course, sir. It's a cheese shop afterall, sir. Of course, sir. It's a cheese shop, sir. Of course, we could always get a sump pump. Of great value to the organization: Turns in work on time -evaluationese Off by CRASHING COMPUTER. Time Logged: ^D!@#$%^(*&^%^Z. Off by CRASHING COMPUTER. Time Logged: ߔ )$׃ Ð Off by CRASHING COMPUTER. Time Logged: ߔ ܵ Off Topic? What do you mean I'm off topic! OFF-line mail make sysops happy. Off-line Readers are commie plots to drive us crazy! Off-topic = more interesting. Off-topic messages are like people out of place. Offense is a human emotion. Offensive Foul! Illegal Tagline! 2 Meg Penalty, RAM to Defense! Offer Expires 01/01/80 -- Vote Cliton/Gore! Offer expires December 31 or while supplies last . Office of Economic Opportunity Official Blue Wave Betazoid (oh, Deanna...?) Official host of the OFF-TOPIC conference. Official member of the ACR. Official Member, Tagline Hall of Flame. Official TEEN Echo Jester (and Official TEEN Boobie Lov'in Man) Official Teen Echo Jester (By appointment of Sir Jimmy the Groovey) Officila BbS of peo ple whocant' type alll that wlel/ OFFLINE 1.35 * FIDO NetMail 1:3406/29 or my BBS@(503)838-5191 OFFLINE 1.38 OFFLINE 1.40 OFFLINE 1.40 * OFFLINE 1.40 * A freely available QWK reader! OFFLINE 1.40 * Format another (Y/N)? OFFLINE 1.40 * Happy New Year! OFFLINE 1.40 * I made it Foolproof, but they made better Fools! OFFLINE 1.40 * Live from New York... OFFLINE 1.40 * Live in the Now OFFLINE 1.40 * Merry Christmas! OFFLINE 1.40 * Recycle! For us... and them... OFFLINE 1.40 * Save the Planet OFFLINE 1.40 * We don't need no steenking tag lines... OFFLINE 1.40 * WHAT? This ain't the Files Section? OFFLINE 1.40 * Why leave a tagline? OFFLINE 1.41 * Recycle! For us... and them... OFFLINE 1.41 * Save the Planet OFFLINE 1.41 * This tagline is SHAREWARE! To Register, send me $10 OFFLINE 1.41 * We don't need no steenking tag lines... OFFLINE 1.42 * TORONTO MAPLE LEAFS 1994 STANLEY CUP CHAMPIONS! OFFLINE 1.43 * << Politically Un-Corrct Tagline Deleted! >> OFFLINE 1.43 * A freely available QWK reader! OFFLINE 1.43 * Recycle! For us... and them... OFFLINE 1.43 * Save the Planet OFFLINE 1.43 * This is a tag line OFFLINE 1.50 OFFLINE 1.50 ""I am Homer of the BORG! Resistance is ...mmmm DOUGHN" OFFLINE 1.50 "* My other computer is a Fire Control System *" OFFLINE 1.50 "... I know a good tagline when I steal one." OFFLINE 1.50 "Apathy Error: Don't Bother Striking Any Key." OFFLINE 1.50 "BREAKFAST.COM halted. Cereal port not responding." OFFLINE 1.50 "Chevys forever!!" OFFLINE 1.50 "Computer possessed?? Use Device=Exor.sys" OFFLINE 1.50 "Floppy not detected. Formatting hard drive instead." OFFLINE 1.50 "FORMAT DRIVE C:? [ ] Yes [ ] Sure [x] Okay by me" OFFLINE 1.50 "GENERAL FAILURE A>bort, R>etry, F>ire Shotgun ?" OFFLINE 1.50 "Here's a partial score: Cleveland 10" OFFLINE 1.50 "Hey Rocky... watch me pull a tagline out of my hat..." OFFLINE 1.50 "I am cat of Borg - We will assimilate your shiny things" OFFLINE 1.50 "I bought a 486/66 and still get the d___ hourglass!" OFFLINE 1.50 "I have tole you twict goddamit No!" OFFLINE 1.50 "I prefer text mode based BASIC because its F A S T !" OFFLINE 1.50 "I ran Stacker on my monitor and now it's 28 inches wide ___ OFFLINE 1.50 "I want to be a modirater when I grow up" OFFLINE 1.50 "I woke above ground again today." OFFLINE 1.50 "If at first you don't succeed, blame it on Windows." OFFLINE 1.50 "If love is blind, why is lingerie so popular??" OFFLINE 1.50 "Mary had a little RAM - about a MEG or so." OFFLINE 1.50 "Not a real tagline, but an incredible soy substitute." OFFLINE 1.50 "postmark: hotel trout fishing in america" OFFLINE 1.50 "Sure you can trust the government! Ask the Indians." OFFLINE 1.50 "Text mode forever!? Oh, please! Oh please!" OFFLINE 1.50 "The backup's not over 'til the fat table sings." OFFLINE 1.50 "The hourglass is named correctly, it takes an hour!" OFFLINE 1.50 "The years creep slowly by, Lorena." OFFLINE 1.50 "This is not a tagline." OFFLINE 1.50 "Useless! Useless!" OFFLINE 1.50 "What's this button? 'Hey Spock, where'd ya go?"" OFFLINE 1.50 "while(cat != here) play(mice);" OFFLINE 1.50 "Why can't I come up with a NEAT tag line?" OFFLINE 1.50 "Windows NT: Needs Terabytes" OFFLINE 1.50 "Don't Panic" OFFLINE 1.52 OFFLINE 1.52 "Don't you know where your towel is?" OFFLINE 1.52 "Down with ignurance!" OFFLINE 1.52 "Dr. Faustus, call your service." OFFLINE 1.52 "Drink wet cement and get really stoned!" OFFLINE 1.52 "Eat drink and be merry, for tomorrow we diet!" OFFLINE 1.52 "Enter any 12-digit prime number to continue:" OFFLINE 1.52 "Error in operator: add beer." OFFLINE 1.52 "Error in Virtual Reality Simulator Control." OFFLINE 1.52 "Everyone lives by selling something." OFFLINE 1.52 "Excellence is an option that is renewable." OFFLINE 1.52 "Fact of life #15: Heads bleed, walls don't." OFFLINE 1.52 "Failure has gone to his head." OFFLINE 1.52 "Failure teaches success." OFFLINE 1.52 "Fain would I climb, yet fear I to fall." OFFLINE 1.52 "Fancy gizmos don't work." OFFLINE 1.52 "Fasten your seat belt." OFFLINE 1.52 "Feces Occurs." OFFLINE 1.52 "Fish and guests smell in three days." OFFLINE 1.52 "For fools rush in where angels fear to tread." OFFLINE 1.52 "Friends come and go but enemies accumulate." OFFLINE 1.52 "From sharp minds come pointed heads." OFFLINE 1.52 "Gay Whales Against the Bomb!" OFFLINE 1.52 "Genuine imitation placebos anybody?" OFFLINE 1.52 "Get out of the road, if you want to grow old." OFFLINE 1.52 "Give your child mental blocks for Christmas." OFFLINE 1.52 "Golf is a good walk spoiled." OFFLINE 1.52 "Golfer: A person who hits and tells." OFFLINE 1.52 "Good day to avoid cops. Crawl to school." OFFLINE 1.52 "Good girls get Heaven; bad girls, the world." Offline 135 ... is offline, the Wave killed it! Offline E-mailers DO IT all night. Offline mail readers are the only way! Often it's fatal to live too long Often the test of courage is not to die but to live. Oh - to be in L.A. when the polyethyl-vinyl trees are in bloom! Oh bother! Said Pooh, and twitted his moderator. Oh bother, said Barry and twitted the (HI-ASCII) moderator. Oh bother, said Ray and twitted the (HI-ASCII) moderator. Oh boy... Oh captain! my captain! our fearful trip is done. Oh could I fly, I'd fly with thee. Oh dear, I think you'll find reality's on the blink again. Oh dear, it's dawn again. Oh dear.I think you'll find reality's gone on the blink again. Oh don't give me none more of that Old Janx Spirit. Oh don't grovel! Oh God! I almost stole a tagline! Oh goody! Another Muranium P36 Explosive Space Modulator! Oh hell, it ain't Friday YET?!? Oh how I love to lick your creamy center! Oh let's not go there, it's such a silly place Oh my God! Oh my god...I'll be arrested for sure. Oh never mind! Oh no Captain, those aren't dilithium crystals, it's ice! Oh no not this aga&%$*#(##@ NO CARRIER Oh no! Not another expensive update. Oh no! Not the Bajoran Death Chant! Ro OH NO! NOT THE CUMFY CHAIR!!! Oh no! The moderator of the MPD echo just banned aliases!! Oh no! I'm running out of new tag-lines! OH NO! It's Bette Midler. Oh No! Not Again? Oh no! Not another 'undocumented feature'! Oh no, a viru׀ Oh no, Mike Zier, don't even think of pressing Alt-A. This is MY tagl OH NO, my wife burned the rice crispies--AGAIN!! Oh no, not again! Oh no, not again... Oh no, not another learning experience! Oh no, not deja-vu again. Oh no, not deja-vu again. Oh no Oh nooooo! :-O Not AGAIN! Oh smeg. What the smegging smeg's he gone and done? Oh sure! But what's the speed of dark? Oh SURE. You can take time to read this. But can you write some? Noooo! Oh Tasha, See Me, Feel Me, Touch Me! Oh that? I was playing leap frog with a unicorn. Oh that? It was playing leap frog with a unicorn. Oh very clever Worf, eat any good books lately? Oh war. Thou son of Hell. Oh well, half of one, six dozen of the other. Oh yea, so what can the Phone Company D#&* NO CA Oh yeah I'll tell you something,I think you'll understand Oh yeah? Beta test this. Oh! I get it! HAHAHAHAHAhahahaha....haha.. Oh! You want SERIOUS ideas? Oh! No! Tell me you didn't say that?! Oh! Oh I see! OH! Oh! I'm sorry! This is abuse! Oh! sorry, I have zipped pkunzip.exe... Oh! To be an Interface Cowboy in Hyperspace.!!! Oh! You want SERIOUS ideas? Oh, !!! I just lost all my taglines! Oh, a wise guy! Oh, Aunty Em, it's so good to be home! Oh, bother! said Pooh, and twitted the moderator. Oh, By the way, Which one's Pink? --- Pink Floyd Oh, cry me a river. Oh, Effendi, if you only knew what a deal I have for you Oh, forget the DOCS, just see if it blows up! Oh, goody! My Alludium Q-36 Explosive Space Modulator! Oh, heavy is the burden of being me. * Q Oh, hell! My mood ring just exploded! Oh, him? He was playing leap frog with a unicorn. Oh, how absolutely typical of your species! Oh, I can 'C' clearly now, my brain is gone... Oh, I love a woman in uniform! - Quark Oh, I see, said the blind man to his deaf wife Oh, I'm a lumberjack, and I'm okay, Oh, I'm a tagline, and I'm OK... Oh, I'm sorry, was that your hard drive. Oh, I'm sorry, were the voices in my head bothering you? Oh, I'm sorry...were the voices in my head bothering you? Oh, I've had such a curious dream! said Alice. Oh, molluscs. I thought you said bacon. Oh, my ears and whiskers, how late it's getting. Oh, no! Not another learning experience. OH, NO! Can't Operate! AMA License Expired! Oh, no! Not *ANOTHER* learning experience. Oh, no! Not another learning experience! OH, NO, nurse, I told you to prick his boil! (sigh) Oh, no. Not another learning experience. Oh, Oh, ... Your Zip File Is Open! Oh, pardon me, was that *your* culture? So sorry. Oh, pardon me, was that *your* culture? So sorry. Oh, Picard, I will enjoy you morning, noon and night! Oh, pooh! -- Mrs. Neilsen, HI HONEY, I'M HOME Oh, say can you C, from C to shining C. C ? Oh, that sound of male ego. Oh, that's the BANJO PLAYER'S Porsche. -- Johnny Carson Oh, very clever Worf. Eat any good books lately? Oh, well... never mind! Oh, well....never mind! Oh, what a tangled web we weave -Hair Club For Men. Oh, what the hell, here's a tagline. Oh, YEAH! Want to FIGHT about it? {daddy, beat him up} Oh, yeah? Well, beam THIS up, pal! Oh, you asked if I had a hard DISK? Oh, you didn't want a XEROX or the disk?!? Oh, you didn't want an XEROX of the disk? Oh, you mean the old Same place. Oh, you mean you can use LOTUS to do arithmetic? Oh, you said a hard DISK? I must have misunderstood. Oh, you're no fun anymore! Oh. It's you again. Oh.... A wiiiise guy, eh????? Ohhhhhh...ET must be into the beer again....I'm drunk! Ohio's school cuts to pay for tomb stones for the politically correct. Ohio's school cuts will be used to prop up decades of business failures. Ohmygosh! Aliens!! Ahhhhhhhhhh! Ohmygosh!.....Ugottabekidding...... Oink, FLAP! oink, FLAP! oink, FLAP! oink, FLAP! Oink, FLAP! oink, FLAP! oink, FLAP! oink, FLAP!* Ok honey, I'll come to bed in a minute OK Scotty, NOW! Detonate and energize! I mean....... Ok son spell PC,...... PEE SEE, Woops! Ok then: If I'm not me, who the hell am I? Ok! I'm weird, but I'm saving up to become eccentric. Ok, Alright, Just PUT THE MOUSE DOWN! Ok, anyone comes any closer and the nigger gets it - Blazing Saddles OK, I'm confused. More than normal, that is. OK, I'm weird! But I'm saving up to become eccentric. OK, I'm weird! But I'm saving up to be eccentric. OK, I'm weird! But I'm saving up to be eccentric... OK, I'm weird! But I'm saving up to become eccentric. Ok, let yourself go, as long as you can let yourself back Ok, now for a quick backu***&*%#^1s* Ok, now for a quick backu^L+b&2PO^1+=. Ok, now for a quick backuA&#^1s Ok, now let's see what happens WITHOUT the parrot. OK, so the ogre has me in a bear hug? Great! I'll fireball him! Ok, Sysops, Next week, we'll learn how to play the kazoo OK. Hold it right there! OK. I got a life. Now, what do I do with it? Ok... So I'm not very good at thinking up taglines. Okay - right after this one we're BACK to the TOPIC! Okay All, I pulled the pin. Now what? Where are you going? Okay Okay - right after this one we're BACK to the TOPIC! Okay witch, give us all your gold pieces, or we kill your familiar! Okay! - Okay! - I'll be off the phone in a minute! Geez! Okay, I pulled the pin. Now what? Where are you going? Okay, I pulled the pin. Now what...? Where are you going...? Okay, I pulled the pin. Now what...? Where are you going? Okay, I pulled the pin; now what? Where are you going? Okay, I'm crazy! But I'm saving up to be eccentric. Okay, I'm crazy! But I'm saving up to be eccentric! Okay, I'm crazy! But I'm saving up to be eccentric. Okay, okay....so I got it out of the newspaper..so what? Okay, plan B: We'll hide you with Michael Jackson. Okay, quit _leading_ me on... Okay. When I count to three, everybody smile! Okthat'sit,whotookmyspacebar? OL "Power corrupts. Absolute power is kind of neat." Old age & treachery triumph over youth & vigor. Old age = you + 20 years. Old age and treachery will overcome youth and skill. Old age comes at a bad time in life. Old age is a disease without a cure. Old age is better than the alternative. Old age is not for sissies. Old age is not for sissies... Old age isn't so bad when you consider the alternative. Old age needs so little, but it needs that little so much. Old bakers never die, they just quit making dough. Old BBSers don't die, they just drop their carrier. Old birds are hard to pluck. Old burglars never die, they just steal away! Old Charlie stole the handle, And the train, it won't stop going Old computers make great boat anchors. Old computers never die, they just become video games. Old enough to bleed is old enough to breed Old enough to know better, young enough not to care! Old farts never die! - they just smell that way Old fishermen never die, they just smell that way. Old frogs never die...But they do croak! Old frogs never die...but they do croak. Old Grandad is dead but his spirits live on. Old Grandad is dead, but his spirit lives on. Old is always fifteen years older than I am. Old is needing a fire permit for your birthday cake. Old is when your back goes out more often than you do. Old lawyers never die, they just lose their appeal. Old lawyers never die, they just rest their cases. Old MacDonald had a computer with an EIA I/O. Old MacDonald had a computer with EIA I/O. Old Macdonald had a computer, with EIA I/O Old MacDonald had a computer, with EIA I/O... Old MacDonald had an agricultural real estate tax abatement. OLD MATHEMATICIANS never die, they just disintegrate Old McDonald had a computer with EIA I/O. Old memories never die...they just haunt you! Old Moderator: Burned out shell of a computer hobbyist. Old mufflers never die, they get exhausted. Old musicians never die, they just decompose. Old Musicians never die, they just go flat! Old Musicians never die, they just go from bar to bar. Old musicians never die. They slowly decompose. Old musicians never die. They just decompose! Old programmers never die, they just lose their byte. Old programmers never die. They branch to a new address. Old programmers never die. They just branch to a new address. Old programmers never die; they just endlessly loop. Old soldiers never die -- young ones do. Old soldiers never die, they just fade away.. Old soldiers never die. Young ones do. Old soldiers never die. Young soldiers do. Old soldiers never die...young ones do. Old typesetters never die. They just decompose. Old: When you are 17 neck, A 44 around waist, and a 106 in golf. Old? Fat? Sideburns? Rinestone Jumpsuit? Dial 1-800-IME-LVIS. OLICE TAGLINE-DON'T CROSS-POLICE TAGLINE-DON'T CROSS-POLI Ollie North shreds his documents here. Olympic Bound... Someday I'll make it. Omaha? They have computers in Omaha????? On a beer day, you can pee forever. On a clear desk you can never find anything. On a clear disk you can seek forever On a clear disk you can seek forever. On a headstone: "I told you I was sick!" On a quiet night you can hear a FORD rust. On a quiet night, you can listen forever and hear nothing On a scale of 1 to 10, 4 is about 7. On all LaserGrams: Don't forget the Zap code. On any night you can hear Fords rust. On earth as it is in San Francisco On finding a stone we see no dog; on seeing a dog we find no stone. on is a lion in his own cause. On leave from CNN... On Strike - Tagline Writers Local 2718 On Strike - Tagline Writers Local 278 On the 10 Year Plan at Southern Tech On the 6th day, God invented beer, On the 7th, Beroccas and the Sabbath On the 8th day, the Corps of Engineers started changing everything. On the cutting edge of compu$%@{ On the cutting edge of software disolution. On the cutting edge of software evolution... On the edge of a precipice, only a fool does cartwheels. On the Firefly platform of Sunny Goodge Street On the next Geraldo: was Gertrude Stein a Vogon? On the other hand, you also have 5 fingers On the other hand, you also have 5 fingers. On the other hand, you have different fingers. On the other hand... you have five different fingers. On the other hand..you have five different fingers On the stage, dying is easy, comedy is difficult. On the subject of SEX: I'm in favor of it. On the wall of the women's restroom on the Enterprise: "Where no man has gone before". On this BBS, we recycle all of our bytes, bit by bit. On what conclusions do you base your facts? On your turf again, and using fake taglines! Once := Accident Twice := Coincidence Once a draft dodging Communist..always a draft dodging Communist! Once a king always a king, but once a knight isn't enough Once a king always a king, but once a knight isn't enough! Once a Moderator, Always moderating. Once again, Odo wins the Twister championship. Once in a while, I screw up and do something right Once made equal to man, woman becomes his superior. Once more into the breach. Once the pin is pulled, Mr. Grenade is no longer a friend. Once uttered, words run faster than the horses i bet on. Once you understand your computer it is obsolete Once you've had it, you'll miss it....... One accurate measurement is worth a thousand expert opinions. One already wet does not fear the rain. One B-2 bomber = 30,000 4-year college educations. One bag of money is stronger than two bags of truth. One Beer At A Time. One Beer gets me Drunk...usually the 47th. One black bird to another: "Bred any good rooks lately?" One Buchanan beats a Bush hiding a Quayle any day. One Byte at a Tyme. One can never underestimate the intelligence of the electorate. One crow will not peck out another crow's eyes. One day I looked in my pocket...There was a hole in it! One day I woke up and discovered that I was in love with tripe. One day I'm a windshield, the next day a bug thereon. One day I'm going to give it to that Bajoran tramp Troi One day you will find yourself and be quite disappointed. One does not thank logic. One enemy can harm you more than one hundred friends can do you good. One family builds a wall, two families enjoy it. One fly to another: "Hey, your man's open..." One for the thumb in '91! One for you and *seven* for me... Is that better? - Quark One good turn gets all the blankets! One good turn gets all the blankets. One good turn gets most of the blanket on a cold night. One good turn gets most of the blanket. One good turn gets most of the blankets. One good turn gets the whole blanket. One hand cannot applaud. One hour of instruction - and 100 hours on how to get around it. One Iraqui dictator can ruin your whole day. One Is Seldom Criticized For A Closed Mouth. One is tolerant only of that which does not concern him. One kid I put thru college, the other I put thru a wall. One Klingon Flea to another...Meet you on the next ridge. One lawyer can steal more than a hundred men with guns. One legged girls are pushovers... One level further down somebody is getting killed, right now. One lie always leads to another almost automatically. One lie always leads to another. One lie makes many. One lie or one peanut...One leads to another. One man cannot summon the future. One man gathers what another man spills... One man plus courage is a majority. One man tells a falsehood, a hundred repeat it as true. One man with courage makes a majority One man's belly laugh is my theology. One man's folly is another man's wife. One man's great program is another man's dud! One man's theology is another man's belly laugh. One man's theology is another man's belly laugh. Lazarus Long One man's Windows are another man's walls. One mans bug is another man's _undocumented feature_. One man`s theology is another man's belly laugh. One modem said to another: "Hey, you've got a nice baud!" One modem said to another: "mind showing me your bits?" One modem said to the other "Do you have to echo every thing I say?" One moment please; we are adjusting the Reality parameters. One more day like today and I'll kill you One murder makes a villain, millions make a hero. One must be poor to know the luxury of giving. One never knows, do one? One nice thing about egotists: they don't talk about other people. One night with a sailor & she won't be a feminist anymore. One nybble and you're hooked. One nybble at a time. One of the few BBSes with a subwoofer. One of the few things that the Japanese CAN'T do better. One of the great labor-saving devices of today is my spouse! One of the great labor-saving devices of today is tomorrow. One of the hardest secrets for a man to keep is his opinion of himself. One of these days is none of these days. One of these days, Alice, one of these days. One of these words is illegible. One on-topic post a day keeps the moderator at bay. One page a day keeps the moderator at bay. One peels a problem like an onion. One person's is another's . One person's is another's . ( ? ) One person's bug is another person's feature. One person's essential feature is another's useless frill One person's theology is another person's belly laugh. One picture is worth a thousand words. See diagram below. One ring to rule them all and in the darkness bind them. One ring to rule them all and in the darkness... One ring to rule them all... One settler, one bulletin board! One seventh of our lives is spent on Mondays. one should never live to a standard less than what one deems One should use condoms for all concievable occasions. One should work to become, not to acquire. One size fits all is a lie. One small step for a ferret, a bloody sight bigger one for ferretkind One sword at least thy rights shall guard, One tagline to rule them all, and in the darkness bind them. One thing about pain: it proves you're alive. One thing's perfectly clear, Clinton doesn't drink draft beer. One thought driven home is better than three left on base. One trick pony: Qmodem riding with a Wildcat on a Mustang One wanton pointer, and you're in the soup! One way to better your lot is to do a lot better... One way to stop a run away horse is to bet on him. One way to stop a runaway horse is to bet on him. One Way; Up yours! One who has a clear conscience has a foggy memory. One who is always in a stew generally goes to pot. One who is in peril thinks with their legs. One who objects to being a sex object, probably isn't. One World, One Race, One Rule! One's a bottom-dwelling scumsucker. The other's a fish. One's needs are a function of what other people have. One-seventh of your life is spent on Monday! onfucius not know what to say! Onion ring to rule them all, onion ring to bind them. Online ONLINE ? Good! Hit to take the I.Q. Test Online again? When do you sleep?... ONLINE? Good! Hit to take the I.Q. Test ONLINE? Good! Hit to take the I.Q. Test Online? Hit for a quick I.Q. Test! Only $2 a call, plus toll charges if any. Only 10 city blocks from the scenic Phila. Water Treatment Plant.. Only 128,243,596 sec. to the Second Coming ! Only 3% of people like lawers. Over 70% of Congress is Lawers. Only a ballplayer's errors are published every day. Only a doctor suffers from good health. Only a fool fights in a burning house. Only a fool fights in a burning house..Kang, Day of the Dove.. Only a fool follows orders without knowing why ! Only a fool would stand in the way of progress. Only a liberal could coin a term such as "undertaxed." Only a mediocre person is always at his best. Only a mediocre person is ever at their best. Only adults have difficulty with childproof caps. Only adults have problems with childproof caps. Only adults have trouble with child-proof bottles. Only AMIGA makes the possible improbable Only Bagpipes and Accordians play in the Band of Hell... Only by the negation does one arrive at the affirmation. Only DARRYL BASNER would steal this tagline. Only dead fish swim with the stream. Only death is fatal - life is not! Only fools make technology a master instead of a servant. Only fools say it can't be done. Only God can make a random selection. Only God can make random selections. Only he attempting the absurd can achieve the impossible. Only hey can conquer who believe they can. Only Hugh can prevent Lore's fighters. Only I can tell where my own shoe pinches me. Only in baseball is a self-sacrifice appreciated. Only in English would 'slim chance' = 'fat chance' Only in your dreams are you really free. Only in your dreams, Commander. Troi Only lemmings jump to conclusions. Only one kingdom can truly be called 'Christian' Only people born with chimneys are allowed to smoke. Only Robinson Crusoe could get everything done by Friday. Only sheep make baaaad puns. Only sick music makes money today. --Nietzsche, 1888 Only stop for walls - Speedo Only the game fish swims upstream. Only the good die young. Note the average age in Congress. Only the hand able to erase can write the truth. Only the hand that erases can write the true thing. Only the lead dog sees the scenery change. Only the leftists are right anymore. Only the lucky find life is two steps forward, one back. Only the mediocre are always at their best. Only the rich have distant relatives. Only the Shadow knows. Only the stupidest calves chose their own butcher. Only the weak will die. Only they can conquer who believe they can. Only those who attempt the absurd achieve the impossible. Only used by a little old tagline from Pasadena! Only Weenies steal taglines they don't understand. Only XT users know that January 1, 1980 was a Tuesday. Only YOU can prevent forest fires... Only you can stop women from driving, ONLY you! Only you, can prevent forest fires Onward and backward! We must look busy. Oooh, Ee, Oooh Ah Ah, Ting Tang Walla Walla Bing Bang Oooh, Toto, I don't think we're in DOS any more. OOOOH! INTERCOURSE THE PENGUIN!!! Ooooh, yech. How did THAT get in my bed? - Prez Reagan:*) ooooooooonnnnnnnnnn, Oops Cat on the keyboard Ooooooooooooohhhhhhhhhh!!!! That Was Nice!!!!!! OOOOOOOOOOOOOklahoma: Where the wind goes wistling down the plain. Oooops! Wrong conference! Ooops I got GUI all over my screen Ooops!...Got my floppy caught in my PKZipper... Ooops. My brain just hit another bad sector. Oops! Tried to steal my own tagline... OOPS! ---SDI software engineer OOPS! I gotta go, here comes my keeper! Oops! Sorry for stepping on your face... OOPs! This is C++, not C! Oops! You found another "Undocumented Feature!" Oops, caught the moderators attention again. OOPs, I stepped on a GUI! Oops, time for Ponn Farr! OOPS: Not just for klutzes anymore Op Code: EOI - Execute Operator Immediate OPCODE: AAR = Alter at Random OPCODE: AND = Accelerate Noisy Disk OPCODE: AWTT = Assemble with Tinker Toys OPCODE: CAPH = Convert All Prime numbers to Hex OPCODE: CBNC = Close, but no Cigar OPCODE: CLBRI = Clobber Register Immediately OPCODE: CLD = Close Logical Door OPCODE: CMPSW = Copy Multiple Programs to Standard Window OPCODE: CNB = Cause Nervous Breakdown OPCODE: COLB = Crash for Operator's Lunch Break OPCODE: CPPR = Crumple Printer Paper and Rip OPCODE: EXOP = Execute Operator OPCODE: EXPP = Execute Political Prisoner OPCODE: FLI = Flash Lights Impressively OPCODE: FSM = Fold, Spindle and Mutilate OPCODE: FSRA = Forms Skip and Run Away OPCODE: HLT = Hide Last Term paper OPCODE: IAE = Ignore All Exceptions OPCODE: IIB = Ignore Inquiry and Branch OPCODE: INT = Invade Next Terminal OPCODE: IRET = Ignore Request and Explode Terminal OPCODE: JO = Jail Owner OPCODE: JP = Junk Program OPCODE: PVLC = Punch Variable Length Card OPCODE: RA = Randomize Answer OPCODE: RASC = Read and Shred Card OPCODE: RCB = Read Command Backwards OPCODE: RDA = Refuse to Disclose Answer OPCODE: RDB = Run Disk Backwards OPCODE: SQPC = Sit Quietly and Play With Your Crayons OPCODE: SRT = Steal Roy's Taglines. OPCODE: SSJ = Select Stacker and Jam OPCODE: STA = Store Anywhere OPCODE: STROM = Store in Read-only Memory OPCODE: TARC = Take Arithmetic Review Course OPCODE: UER = Update and Erase Record OPCODE: ULDA = Unload Accumulator OPCODE: UP = Understand Program OPCODE: UPCI = Update Card In Place OPCODE: WBT = Water Binary Tree OPCODE: WEMG = Write Eighteen Minute Gap OPCODE: WF = Wait Forever OPCODE: WHFO = Wait Until Hell Freezes Over OPCODE: WSWW = Work in Strange and Wondrous Ways OPCODE: WWLR = Write Wrong-Length Record Open all the windows 3.1!!! Open Channel D... Open it up and what have you got: Bibbity, Bobbity BOOOO. Open minded? Space Cadet? Vacuum Technology? Open Mouth, Insert Foot, Chew Carefully. Open mouth, insert foot, echo internationally Open mouth, insert foot, echo internationally. Open mouth, insert foot, echo stupidity internationally. Open Mouth, Insert foot, SHUTUP! Open mouth, insert shoe store. Open mouth. Insert foot. Echo internationally. Open Seven Days a week, accept on Sunday.... Open some Windows and let some Fresh air in.... Open the pod bay door, Hal. Open the pod bay doors, HAL. Open the Windows and let the bugs in. Open wide! You don't know how big this thing gets! Open Windows and let the bugs in. Open WINDOWS and you let BUGS in... Open your mouth honey, it's just a tongue depressor... OPERA: A place where a guy gets stabbed in the back and sings about it. OPERA: A place where anything too dumb to be spoken is sung. OPERATER ERROR.. (A)bort, (R)etry, (S)hoot... Operation Rescuer's are too ugly to have sex with anyway. OPERATOR - Personnel used for entering errors into a computer. OPERATOR ERROR: Nyah, Nyah, Nyah, Nyah, Nyah! Operator halted. Star Trek is on. OPERATOR! Trace this call and tell me where I am. Operator!....Trace this call and tell me where I am!! Operator!....Trace this call and tell me where I am. Operator, can I have the number for 911? Operator...give me the no for 911, quick! Operator? Give me the number for nine-one-one!! OPINION: Where "moderation" means "attack." Opinions are like assholes - everybody has one. Opinions are like noses, almost everybody has one. Opinions express are not from the management. Opinions expressed are not my own & I'm not responsible for them. Opinions expressed here or there are not necessarily mine Opportunist: Someone finding himself in hot water, decides to bathe. Opportunities do not wait. Opportunities taken are what makes your future. Opportunity always knock at the least opportune moment. Opportunity knocks once - the neighbors rest of the time. Opposing action systems do not execute simultaneously. Optical Mice Have no Balls Optical mice have no balls! Optical mice have no balls. Optimist is person who thinks he can break up traffic jam by blowing horn. Optimist: A YUGO owner with a trailer hitch! Optimist: A yugo owner with a trailer hitch Optimist: Commodore computer salesman with a beeper. Optimist: Commodore computer salesperson with a pager. Optimist: Someone who doesn't know all the facts yet. Optimist: Stands behind 6 teens at a phone booth. Optimization hinders evolution. Option '?' not recognised. Type '?' for list of options. Opus backup not found. Install RBBS... or ... Any i Or by misleading the innocent Spock and McCoy Or is it all just a fragment of your partition? or, does it taste great, or is it less filling????? Oral contraceptive: When I asked her and she said no. Oral Roberts: brother of Anal Roberts Oral Roberts: Send me $1 million by Xmas or the Borg will assilimate me. Oral sex is a matter of taste. Orator: a two minute idea, a two hour vocabulary. Orcs get all the girls. Lt.Worf Orcs really aren't so bad (if you use lots of catsup). ore SOB than you counted on Oregon cellars contain more water than Texas rivers. ORG.ASM not found. Should I fake it? (Y)(N) ORG.ASM not found. Should I fake it? (Y,n) ORG.ASM not found. Wife not happy. ORG.ASM not found. Wife not happy... ORG.ASM not found... (A)bort, (R)etry, (F)ake ? Organic........... Church music. Organic: Church music. Organization is the enemy of improvisation. Origin line - Do not remove under penalty of law Origin of Life? Just check my refrigerator... Origin: 37#02.4'N. 76#25.1'W (UTM on request). Original discoveries, seem so obvious afterwards. Originality is the art of concealing your sources. Originality is undetected plagiarism. Originality: Undetected plagarism. Originator of Fuzzy logic! Originator out of cigarettes: Taglines may become irrational.. ORRIN HATCH VIRUS DETECTED; RUN 'EXORCIST'? Orthopedists get all the breaks. OS Big Boss Speak With Firey Toungue ...... OS/2 - The only true 100% FAT free operating system. OS/2 - the only Virus SCAN 109 ignores.... OS/2 - The sane way to jump out of windows. OS/2 2 ..Will it send DOS & Windows the way of CP/M ????? OS/2 2.0 ? I'll believe it when I see it. OS/2 2.0 ERROR. Purchase 486-50Mhz 8-meg to continue OS/2 2.0 VirusScan - Windows 3.1 found: Remove it? (Y/y) OS/2 2.0... so many bugs you could open a bait shop. OS/2 2.0: Taking the wind out of Windows. OS/2 2.1: Windows with bullet proof glass OS/2 didn't die... Windows NT did! OS/2 ErrorScan- "Windows found: Remove it? (Y/y)" OS/2 for Windows does Windows from the outside if you have Windows. OS/2 for Windows: just add Windows OS/2 in '92! OS/2 is a tinkerer's dream! OS/2 just broke all the Windows! OS/2 JUST SAY *NO* OS/2 Means CURTAINS For Windows! :-) OS/2 means...CURTAINS for Windows! OS/2 Sighted at K-MART. Details at Eleven O' Clock... OS/2 users do it protected OS/2 V2.0 What's this? A GUI for Yuppies!? OS/2 V2: Curtains for Windows OS/2 VirusScan - "Windows found: Remove it? (Y/y)" OS/2 VirusScan: WINDOWS detected. Delete? (Y/y) OS/2, 4Dos and 4OS2 : My computer is happy again.. OS/2, Windows/0 OS/2... Half an operating system?? OS/2... Oh! So that's why it's half an operating system! OS/2...Opens up Windows, shuts up Gates. OS/2: Bill Gates' worst nightmare! OS/2: Curtains for Windoze OS/2: Drag me, drop me, make me feel like an object! OS/2: JUST SAY NO! OS/2: Logic, not magic. OS/2: Not just another pretty program loader! OS/2: The choice of the next generation. OS/2: Upgrades are free. Who would PAY for it OS/2: What Windows will NEVER BE! OS/2: Windows done RIGHT! OS/2: Windows with bullet-proof glass. OS/2: Windows with safety glass. OS/2: Your Brain - Windows: Your brain on drugs. OS/2: Your brain. Windows: Your brain on drugs. OS/2: Your brain. Windows: Your brain on drugs. OS/2:(n.) Windows with bullet-proff glass. OS/2Error:006 Malicious error. Windows found on drive. Osborne's Law: Variables won't: constants aren't. ose Bierce) Ostrich: He often runs so fast he leaves himself behind. Ostrich: He runs so fast he leaves his behind behind. Other than it doesn't work, it works fantastic for me. Other than penicillin do you take if you have everything? Other than that, how'd you like the play, Mrs. Lincoln? Other than that, Jackie, how was the parade? - Dan Quayle Other than that, Mrs. Kennedy, how was the parade? Other than that, Mrs. Lincoln, how did you like the play? Other things change, but we start and end with family. Other times, other customs. Others look to you for stability, so hide when you bite your nails. OTOH... you could always call Compu$pend! Ouch! ... Got my floppy caught in my PKZipper ... Ouch! And I mean it. Ouch! My ear! Why are you screaming? Turn off capslock, please. Ouch!! My floppy is caught in my PKZipper!! OUCH!... Got my floppy caught in my PKZipper. Our 274 Tech Support employees can't be wrong! Our best is none too good. Our big cities are becoming Third World countries. Our bikinis are exciting. They are simply the tops. Our business is run on trust. We trust you will pay in advance. Our children have four legs and bark. Our church is prayer-conditioned. Our computer doesn't know you, and you've come a day too late. Our credit manager is Helen Waite. Anyone desiring credit with our Our Father UART in heaven; I/O'd be thy name. Our father who art in Redmond, hallowed be thy DOS Our Father, UART in Heaven. I/O'd be Thy Name... Our first and last love is self-love. Our future is always uncertain our end is always too near Our God is an AWESOME God! Our houseplants have a good sense of humous. Our life is a trip between two eternities. Our Mission: To Boldly stay home and read mail off line. Our missions are peaceful -- not for conquest. Our necessities are few but our wants are endless... Our OS which art in CPU - UNIX be thy name ..... Our own grief produces pity for another. Our parents ruin our early lives, our children later. Our people don't believe in slavery. Our pleasures are imagined, but our griefs are all real. Our pond has ducks. Really anti-social ducks. Our program, who art in memory, EXE be thy name... Our true nationality is mankind Our viewers need proof! Our warranty doesn't cover fire, theft, or acts of dog. Our way is peace. Our world: a 8000 mile in diameter spherical pile of dirt out numbered 20,000 to 2...... and we killed them both. Out of body, be back in five minutes. Out Of Body. Back in 5 Minutes. Out of Memory, Cannot Execute Altzheimer.exe Out of Mind. Back in 5 Minutes. Out of our minds and into your homes. Out of string space? Try Scotch Tape. Out of the fog, into the smog ... - Nick Danger Out of the frying pan, into der fire. - The Swedish Chef. Out of The Frying Pan, Into the Dog House Out of the frying pan, into the spilt milk. Out of the mouth of babes comes .. *yuck* Out of the mouths of babes comes strained spinach. Out of the worst can often come the best ! Out of time now... Out of Work? Apply for Japanese Unemployment! Out there, thataway! Out to Lunch. If not back by 5, then Out to dinner. Outa disk space already? Outlaw junk mail, and save the trees! Outnumbered, yes. Outmaneuvered, maybe. Outclassed, never! Outpatient - a person who has fainted. Outpatient. A person who has fainted in the waiting room Outpatient........ A person who has fainted. Outside noisy, inside empty. Over 49.99% of all people are below average Over EIGHTEEN INCHES long! Over the hill and far, far, far a-w-a-a-a-y-y. (1 "far" = 30.) Over the hill? What hill? I didn't see a hill! Over Worked and Under Appreciated. Overcome by jealousy, Data dismembers the Energizer Bunny Overdrawn? But I still have checks left. Overdrawn? But I still have checks left! OVERDRAWN? What the hell?, I still have checks left! Overestimation: Thinking that all your geese are swans. Overheard in a biology lab: "Well, I'll be pithed!" Overload--core meltdown sequence initiated. Oversexed people are just more prone...... Overweight just sorta snacks up on you! Overwrite existing keystroke macro [yn]? - BRIEF Editor ow long will it be before we all "just get in the way?" Ow. I believe I have overexerted myself.- Data Oxymore = Authentic Replica ... Oxymoron #342: Windows accelerator Oxymoron #40: Ironclad Guarantee Oxymoron #40: Ironclad Guarantee Oxymoron #537: "Windows power user" OXYMORON : A lighter Dark Beer OXYMORON : Nonalcoholic beer Oxymoron = Long Island Expressway ... Oxymoron = Long Island Expressway... Oxymoron = Social Security Oxymoron du jour: Liberal Scholar. Oxymoron--open-minded liberal. Oxymoron: Kind Moderator Oxymoron: Pretty Ugly Oxymoron: Tandy Computer Oxymoron: What Quayle thinks he uses on pimples. Oxymoron: "The honor of the French." Oxymoron: 6502-based computer. Oxymoron: A Catholic WASP Oxymoron: A compassionate Republican. Oxymoron: A fiscally prudent Democrat. Oxymoron: A frugal Democrat. Oxymoron: A frugal Republican. Oxymoron: A good politician. Oxymoron: A honest Republican. Oxymoron: A really, really, dumb baby ox! Oxymoron: A truthful democrat. Oxymoron: A truthful politician. Oxymoron: A truthful Republican. Oxymoron: A wise democrat. Oxymoron: Accidentally on Purpose. Oxymoron: Aching Joys. Oxymoron: Act natural. Oxymoron: Activity break. Oxymoron: Adequate security. Oxymoron: Advanced basic. Oxymoron: Airline food. Oxymoron: Almost Candid. Oxymoron: Almost Suddenly. Oxymoron: Almost Totally. Oxymoron: Alone together. Oxymoron: American English. Oxymoron: Amiga friend Oxymoron: Amtrack Schedule. Oxymoron: An honest democrat. Oxymoron: An honest politician. Oxymoron: An idiot with acne. Oxymoron: Apartment complex. Oxymoron: Apparent Contradiction. Oxymoron: Apple tech support. Oxymoron: Arrogant Humility. Oxymoron: Artificial intelligence. Oxymoron: Athletic scholarship. Oxymoron: Athletic scholarships. Oxymoron: Baby grand. Oxymoron: Bad Sex. Oxymoron: Black light. Oxymoron: Black-Body Radiation. Oxymoron: Brave politician. Oxymoron: Brotherly love. Oxymoron: Bug free code. Oxymoron: Buggy virus. Oxymoron: Business ethics. Oxymoron: Cash Surplus. Oxymoron: Cheap Junk. Oxymoron: Civil War. Oxymoron: Classic Rock! Oxymoron: Constant Change. Oxymoron: Conventional wisdom. Oxymoron: Definite Posability. Oxymoron: Dodge Ram. Oxymoron: Down Escalator. Oxymoron: Educational Television. Oxymoron: Educational TV. Oxymoron: Escort GT. Oxymoron: Even Odds. Oxymoron: Express Mail from the Post Office. Oxymoron: Final version. Oxymoron: Fish Farm. Oxymoron: Free love Oxymoron: Free love. Oxymoron: Friendly fire. Oxymoron: Good Grief. Oxymoron: Guest host. Oxymoron: Honest politician. Oxymoron: Humor Moderator. Oxymoron: IBM compatible. Oxymoron: Indifferently Attentive. Oxymoron: Intense Apathy. Oxymoron: Jumbo shrimp. Oxymoron: Kind Moderator Oxymoron: Kosher for Yom Kippur. Oxymoron: Lack light. Oxymoron: Lady Mud Wrestler. Oxymoron: Large-scale Mini-computers. Oxymoron: Largest Minority Group -New York City administration Oxymoron: Last First. Oxymoron: Lead Crystal. Oxymoron: Legal Brief. Oxymoron: Legal Ethics. Oxymoron: Legal Thought. Oxymoron: Legitimate Conspiracy. Oxymoron: Leisure Suit. Oxymoron: Lesser Evil. Oxymoron: Lethal Aid. Oxymoron: Liberal Fundamentalists. Oxymoron: Liberal Logic. Oxymoron: Liberal Scholar. Oxymoron: Liberal, Kansas. Oxymoron: Lieutenant Colonel. Oxymoron: Light heavyweight. Oxymoron: Limited Immunity. Oxymoron: Limited time. Oxymoron: Liquid paper. Oxymoron: Little Deceptive. Oxymoron: Little Hope. Oxymoron: Little Misleading. Oxymoron: Live television. Oxymoron: Local Network. Oxymoron: Logical Design. Oxymoron: Long Island Expressway. Oxymoron: Long Recess. Oxymoron: Loose Gridlock. Oxymoron: Loose Tights. Oxymoron: Loosely Organized. Oxymoron: Lost Finding. Oxymoron: Loving Hate. Oxymoron: Low Positive Image. Oxymoron: Low-Profile Public Approach. Oxymoron: Loyal Opposition. Oxymoron: Luxury Bus. Oxymoron: Major General. Oxymoron: Man Child. Oxymoron: Management Science. Oxymoron: Mandatory option. Oxymoron: Marijuana initiative. Oxymoron: Marital bliss. Oxymoron: Marketing Research. Oxymoron: Meaning stupid Ox. Oxymoron: Measured Meter. Oxymoron: Meatloaf Surprise. Oxymoron: Micro-mainframe. Oxymoron: Mild Interest Oxymoron: Mildly Psychotic. Oxymoron: Military Accountability. Oxymoron: Military Etiquette. Oxymoron: Military Intelligence. Oxymoron: Military Justice. Oxymoron: Military Propriety. Oxymoron: Military Salvation. Oxymoron: Military Thought. Oxymoron: Mini-Firestorm. Oxymoron: Minor disaster. Oxymoron: Minor Greatness. Oxymoron: Minor Issue. Oxymoron: Minor Moment. Oxymoron: Minor Peccadillo. Oxymoron: Mismatch. Oxymoron: Mobil station. Oxymoron: Mobile Home. Oxymoron: Moderate Iranians. Oxymoron: Moderate Liberal. Oxymoron: Moral Lawyer. Oxymoron: Moral Politician. Oxymoron: Morbid Humor. Oxymoron: Motorcycle Safety. Oxymoron: Mutual Aversion. Oxymoron: N + 1. Oxymoron: Narrow Breadth. Oxymoron: Natural Gas. Oxymoron: Natural Grass. Oxymoron: Natural Synthetic. Oxymoron: Near Miss. Oxymoron: Nearly Square. Oxymoron: Negative Concurrence. Oxymoron: Negative Momentum. Oxymoron: NFL Follies. Oxymoron: Night light. Oxymoron: Night of the LIVING DEAD. Oxymoron: No action. Oxymoron: No Information. Oxymoron: No opposition. OXYMORON: Non-alcoholic beer. Oxymoron: Non-stop flight. Oxymoron: Nonalcoholic beer. Oxymoron: Nondairy Creamer. Oxymoron: Normal Controversy. Oxymoron: Normal Espionage. Oxymoron: Normal Foreign Film. Oxymoron: Not concerned. Oxymoron: Noticeably Less Aggressive. Oxymoron: Nuclear safety. Oxymoron: Obedient Defiance. Oxymoron: Objective Rating. Oxymoron: Occupational Injury. Oxymoron: Odd Irony. Oxymoron: Often Unpredictable. Oxymoron: Old news. Oxymoron: One who does not know how to use pimple medication. Oxymoron: one who has used too much acne goo? Oxymoron: One-sided Dialogue. Oxymoron: Only Choice. Oxymoron: Open lock. Oxymoron: Operating system. Oxymoron: Original copy. Oxymoron: Oversized Brief. Oxymoron: Paid amateur. Oxymoron: Paper china. Oxymoron: Paperless office. Oxymoron: Parents Without Partners. Oxymoron: Partial Conclusion. Oxymoron: Partial Success. Oxymoron: Partially completed. Oxymoron: Partially Furnished. Oxymoron: Partly Engaged. Oxymoron: Passive activity. Oxymoron: Passive aggression. Oxymoron: Passive Confrontation. Oxymoron: Passive Reply. Oxymoron: Patiently Wait. Oxymoron: Peace keeper missile. Oxymoron: Peace Offensive. Oxymoron: Peacemaker Missile. Oxymoron: Perfect idiot. Oxymoron: Perfect Misfit. Oxymoron: Perfectly Legitimate. Oxymoron: Perhaps Certainly. Oxymoron: Perhaps Predictably. Oxymoron: Permanent Fad. Oxymoron: Persistent Ambivalence. Oxymoron: Personal Computer. Oxymoron: Personalized Form Letter. Oxymoron: Petty Officer. Oxymoron: Pious Atheists. Oxymoron: Planned Serendipity. Oxymoron: Plastic Canvas. Oxymoron: Plastic Glass. Oxymoron: Plastic glasses. Oxymoron: Plastic Silverware. Oxymoron: Plastic snow. Oxymoron: Plastic Straw. Oxymoron: Plymouth Reliant. Oxymoron: Political Embarrassment. Oxymoron: Political Process. Oxymoron: Political Promise. Oxymoron: Political science. Oxymoron: Politically Correct. Oxymoron: Portable standard Lisp. Oxymoron: Positive Calamity. Oxymoron: Positively Grudgingly. Oxymoron: Postal Service Oxymoron: Postal Service. Oxymoron: Practical Joke. Oxymoron: Practical Theory. Oxymoron: Preacher Politicians. Oxymoron: Preliminary Conclusion. Oxymoron: Prepare to Commence. Oxymoron: Prepost. Oxymoron: Press Release. Oxymoron: Pretty Ugly. OxyMORON: Prime Minister Mulroney Oxymoron: Private e-mail. Oxymoron: Pro-contra. Oxymoron: Pronounced Silence. Oxymoron: Public Covert Policy. Oxymoron: Public Secrecy. Oxymoron: Pure Nonsense. Oxymoron: Pure sludge. Oxymoron: Pure Speculation. Oxymoron: Purely Political. Oxymoron: Qualified Success. Oxymoron: Quick C. Oxymoron: Quick fix. Oxymoron: Quick reboot. Oxymoron: Race walking. Oxymoron: Random Choice. Oxymoron: Random File Organization. Oxymoron: Random logic. 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Oxymoron: Safe Politics. Oxymoron: Safe Sex. Oxymoron: Same Difference. Oxymoron: Sandinista Compliance. Oxymoron: Satisfied Tenant. Oxymoron: Science Fiction. Oxymoron: Second Annual Tour of Classic New Homes. Oxymoron: Second childhood. Oxymoron: Second Initiatives. Oxymoron: Second Lieutenant. Oxymoron: Self-dependent. Oxymoron: Semiboneless Ham. Oxymoron: Senatorial Courtesy. Oxymoron: Sensible shoes. Oxymoron: Sergeant Major. Oxymoron: Serious Barbecue. Oxymoron: Serious comedy. Oxymoron: Sharp Cookie. Oxymoron: Shooting blanks. Oxymoron: Shortcut. Oxymoron: Shyly Pompous. Oxymoron: Silent noise. Oxymoron: Silent Testimony. Oxymoron: Silken Bonds. Oxymoron: Simple calculus. Oxymoron: Simple System. Oxymoron: Simple Technology. Oxymoron: Sincere Lie. Oxymoron: Sit up. Oxymoron: Slightly out of View. Oxymoron: Slightly Pregnant. Oxymoron: Slow death. Oxymoron: Slow speed. Oxymoron: Small Crowd. Oxymoron: Smart Bomb. Oxymoron: Smart democrat Oxymoron: Smokeless Cigarette. Oxymoron: Snow Removal Plan. Oxymoron: Social Psychologist. Oxymoron: Solipsists of the World, Untie. Oxymoron: Someone who thinks all those pimple meds work! Oxymoron: Somewhat Awesome. Oxymoron: Somewhat Confused. Oxymoron: Somewhat Destroyed. Oxymoron: Somewhat Eloquently. Oxymoron: Somewhat Extraordinary. Oxymoron: Somewhat Fairly Explicit. Oxymoron: Somewhat Functional. Oxymoron: Somewhat Incompatible. Oxymoron: Somewhat Informed. Oxymoron: Somewhat Narrow Attitude. Oxymoron: Sophisticated Hacker. Oxymoron: Sophisticated New Yorker. Oxymoron: Southern Front. Oxymoron: Soviet Life. Oxymoron: Spending Cuts. Oxymoron: Split level. Oxymoron: Stand down. Oxymoron: Standard deviation. Oxymoron: Steel wool. Oxymoron: Still Life. Oxymoron: Straight curve. Oxymoron: Straightforward Subterfuge. Oxymoron: Strong President. Oxymoron: Structure Design. Oxymoron: Stuck in traffic. Oxymoron: Student Athlete. Oxymoron: Student teacher. Oxymoron: Student teachers. Oxymoron: Subsequent Initiatives. Oxymoron: Sugarless Candy. Oxymoron: Superette. Oxymoron: Supporting documentation. Oxymoron: Sure bet. Oxymoron: Sweet Pickle. Oxymoron: Sweet sorrow. Oxymoron: Systematic Variance. Oxymoron: Systematically at Random. Oxymoron: Talk Show. Oxymoron: Tax Refund. Oxymoron: Tax Return. Oxymoron: Tax-free. Oxymoron: Team of Independents. Oxymoron: Tech support. Oxymoron: Televised Hearings. Oxymoron: Television Tape. Oxymoron: Tenuous Lies. Oxymoron: Term Limit. Oxymoron: Term meaning stupid as an Ox. Oxymoron: Terribly nice. Oxymoron: Texas Chic. Oxymoron: Thorough Briefer. Oxymoron: Three Originals. Oxymoron: Tight Flexibility. Oxymoron: Timeless Library. Oxymoron: Too many taglines. Oxymoron: Totalitarian Democracy. Oxymoron: Traditionally Radical. Oxymoron: Trial Learning. Oxymoron: True Confessions. Oxymoron: True DOS Multi-Tasking. Oxymoron: True Love. Oxymoron: True Sincerity. OXYMORON: Truth in politics. Oxymoron: TV Commentator. Oxymoron: Unacceptable solution. Oxymoron: Unachievable Accomplishments. Oxymoron: Unclear Information. Oxymoron: Undercrowded Criminal Justice System. Oxymoron: Understanding UNIX. Oxymoron: Understanding Wife. Oxymoron: Unified Libertarians. Oxymoron: Uniform Scraps. Oxymoron: Uninhibited Muslim Woman. Oxymoron: Unique Uniform. Oxymoron: Unix security. Oxymoron: Unusual Routine. Oxymoron: Uprooted plant. Oxymoron: Upside-down Logic. Oxymoron: Uptown Buffalo. Oxymoron: User friendliness. Oxymoron: User-friendly. Oxymoron: Vacant dwelling. Oxymoron: Vague Memory. Oxymoron: Vague Recollection. Oxymoron: Vaguely Recall. Oxymoron: Vegetarian chili. Oxymoron: Very Much Uninspired. Oxymoron: Vexation Exercise. Oxymoron: Vice Admiral. Oxymoron: Villainous Hero. Oxymoron: Virtual Reality. Oxymoron: Virtual Storage. Oxymoron: Vociferous Silence. Oxymoron: Voluntary Contributions. Oxymoron: Vulcan Sentimentality. Oxymoron: Waste Management. Oxymoron: Water Landing. Oxymoron: We will arrest any inmate who misbehaves. Oxymoron: Weak President. Oxymoron: Wealthy Professor. Oxymoron: Weather Forecast. Oxymoron: Whole Half. Oxymoron: Whole Hemisphere. Oxymoron: Wicked Good. Oxymoron: Wickedly Funny. Oxymoron: Wickedly Nice. Oxymoron: Windows NT (New Technology). Oxymoron: Wise democrat. Oxymoron: Wonderfully Ambiguous. Oxymoron: Work party. Oxymoron: Working Dinner. Oxymoron: Working vacation. Oxymoron: Young Republicans. Oxymoron: Yugo Turbo. Oxymoron:... "runs under Windows." Oxymorons... "military intelligence" and "tech support"! Oxymorons: Great Democratic Mind, Great Republican Mind. o^o My Sin Apps are missing. oׯ** <--- Tribbles living near Three Mile Island. P Revere: "One if by Lan, two if by 'C'" P'grammers dont change lite bulbs; that's a hardware pblm P-town: where the women are strong & the men are pretty! P.l.e.a.s.e...Mr. Data....no more jokes! P.T. Barnum would DEFINITELY approve! PA Dutch Turn Signal-Dented Front Fender. 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PATIENCE-A Virtue That Carries A Lot Of Wait PATIENCE-A Virtue That Carries A Lot Of Wait. Patience: A surfer sitting in Walden Pond. Patrick Long said, 'So shut up already.' Patriotism is always the last refuge for the scoundrel. Patriots '94! Patty O. Furniture: Limbless Irish girl who lives in the back Patty: Limbless woman on a barbeque Paul Harvey of Borg: Resistance is....futile, you will be...assimilated. Paul Keating is our shepherd and we are all flocked Paul Lynde to block... Paul of Borg: Gentiles should be assimilated too. Paul Revere was a tattle-tale. Paul said it is better to marry than burn, some wonder. Paul Simon of Borg: There must be 50 ways to assimilate your lover. Paul Westerberg reminds me of a clown, only funnier. - Jim Douglas Paul's Law: You can't fall off the ground. ... Cole's Law: finley chopped lettuce. ... Murphy's agnostic law: If anything can go wro Pause for storage relocation. Paused: enter any 12-digit prime number to continue. Pave the bay. Paw Farr: Vulcan sex in a dog house. Pay attention! This is the mother of all taglines. Pay no attention to that man behind the curtains. Pay no attention to the man behind the curtain. Paying alimony is like feeding hay to a dead horse. PAZUZU Boom-De-Ay! PAZUZU Boom-De-Ay! PBS VIRUS: Your PC stops every few minutes to ask for money. PBS: TV for the humor impaired. PC RAID... Kills program bugs, DEAD! PC's --- the junk bonds of the computer industry. PC-DOS&MS-DOS&CP/M&UNIXI'LLDIDDLEWITHOS/2WOULDN'TYOU? Pc-Visie Software-support 03403-75946 of 's avonds 01834-3095. PCB's are bad for the environment, call a Wildcat! TODAY! PCBackup: 1 of 1362 disks. PCBoard 14.5a/10 the best (until PCBoard 15.0/10) PCBored? Call a WILDCAT! BBS tonight! PCDOS&MSDOS&CP/M&WINDOWS I'LL FIDDLEWITHOS/2 WOULDN'TYOU? PCDOS&MSDOS&CP/M&WINDOWSI'LLFIDDLEWITHOS/2WOULDN'TYOU PCDOS&MSDOS&CP/M&WINDOWSI'LLFIDDLEWITHOS/2WOULDN'TYOU? PCs are OK except when you use them as bowling balls. Pd. for by Exxon> Peace and long life to DS9.Or at least long life Peace is not the absence of conflict but the ability to cope with it. Peace is rarely denied to the peaceful. Peace sells, but who's buying... Peace Through Digital Harmony Peace through superior firepower. Peace was the way. Peace, Love & Understanding --Elvis Costello Peaceful Coexistence my Fantail! Phasers on Maximum! PEACENIKS; Demonstrate in a dictatorship!!!! Peanut prizes inspire monkey contestants. Pearl Drums rule! Pearson & Presley in '92. Vote Often!! Pecan Sandies, health food of the gods! Peck! Peck! Peck! ... Boom! .... Chicken in a Minefield. Pedaeration - Perfect body heat achieved by one foot out from under covers. Pedal to the Metal Pedestrian: The most approachable chap in the world. Pedestrians come in two types: Quick or Dead. Pedestrians: The Quick or the Dead. Pee Wee didn't have a free hand, Mr.Dahlmer gave him one! Pee Wee Herman dies from a Stroke... News at 10 Pee Wee Herman is sick, but he's holding his own. Pee Wee Herman told us to act our age. Pee Wee Herman Tour '91..... COMING IN A THEATRE NEAR YOU Pee wee would write, but he does not have a free hand! Pee Wee's Cleaners: Drop your pants and jacket off. Pee Wee's favorite baseball team: the Expos. Pee-Wee Herman:If sh*t happens, don't get it on your hand\ Pee-Wee's favorite baseball team --> the Expos. Peeking two-eyed through a keyhole takes a narrow mind. Peeping Tom = A Guy too lazy to go to the Beach! Peepola - The gap in dressing room curtains that never be closed. Peewee didn't have a free hand, Jeffrey Dahlmer gave him one! Peewee fired his lawyer. He said he could handle it himself. PeeWee Herman....Aw, why beat a dead horse.. PeeWee says he can handle it himself sir. Peewee's favorite book: 'Sexual positions for one' by Ivan Jackinoff Peewee's favorite book: `Sexual positions for one' by Ivan Jackinoff Peewee's favorite eating establishment: Jack in the box Peewee's favorite song: 'All by myself' Peewee's favorite song: 'Beat it' Peewee's favorite song: 'I touch myself' Pegasus : Horny and Hung Like a Horse. Pegasus II 1-713-337-5349 Texas Llanoware Distribution Site 1200-14.4 Penguin: The headwaiter of the Antarctic. Penguins!, Underwater Penguins!, with SCUBA Gear! Penny for your thoughts.. Hey! I deserve change! Penny for your thoughts? SURE, Do I get Change? Penny: a dollar with all the taxes taken out. Pentium: Intel's version of the 586. Pentiums: Small appliance replacements for the next century. People are always available to work in the past tense. People are boring. Computers are fun. People are more than fun than anybody. People are still having sex? People are strange when you're a stranger. People are the only creatures with the power of laughter. People ask you for criticism, but they only want praise People can be very frightened of change. Kirk STVI People don't form relationships, they take hostages. People forget how fast you did a job, but remember how well you did it. People have one thing in common, they're all different. People have one thing in common: they are all different. People in favour of birth control have already been born. People let me tell ya 'bout my best friend People say I'm apathetic, but I don't care. People say I'm indecisive, but I'm not so sure. People say I'm indecisive. Am I? I don't know. People say I'm indecisive. Am I? I don't know. People seldom plan to fail, but they often fail to plan. People seldom want to walk over you until you lie down. People should be measured in feats, not feet. People sweat so they won't catch fire when making love. People usually get what's coming to them, unless it's been mailed. People usually get what's coming to them...Unless it's been mailed. People who are sensible about love are incapable of it. People who eat snails are slime!! People who fly into a rage always make a bad landing. People who gleet in glass houses, shouldn't! People who have trouble communicating should shut up. People who kill people give guns a bad name. People who live in glass houses should not throw stones. People who live in glass houses shouldn't. People who live in log houses shouldn't keep beavers. People who live in stone houses shouldn't throw glasses. People who pirate are cracked. People who pun deserve to be drawn and quoted... People who say nothing is impossible don't have teenagers People who stagnate rather than evolve are almost dead. People who think they know it all annoy those of us who do. People who think they know it all are especially annoying to those who do. People who'd rather push a FORD, usually do! People will believe anything - if you whisper it. People will buy anything that's one to a customer. People will remember you better if you always wear the same outfit. People with bad coughs never go to doctors - they go to the movies. People with dogs are too cowardly to bite for themselves. People with narrow minds usually have broad tongues. People would be alive if there were a death penality People! Can't live with em, Can't live without em! People! Can't live with em,Can't live without em People, by nature, are civic animals. People, not dogs, sell their souls for money or power. Peppier - The waiter at fancy restaurant who only grinds pepper. Pepsi Crystal and Michael Jackson...Marketing genius! Pepsi hired Lorena Bobbit as the new "SLICE" spokesperson Pepsi hired Lorena Bobbitt as the new "SLICE" spokesperson. Pepsi Signs Lorena Bobbit as the New "SLICE" Spokesperson. Pepsi Signs Lorena Bobbitt as Spokesperson for Slice. Pepsi signs Lorena Bobbitt as the new "SLICE" spokesperson. Pepsi Trek: The Next Gen... (Aack! Phptht!) Pepsunami - The tidal wave of carbonation that cascades over the edge. Pepsunami: The tidal wave of carbonation that cascades over the edge. Per ardua ad asbestos --- Damn you Jack, I'm fireproof! Pereant, inquit, qui ante nos nostra dixerunt. Perestrika... Llibertat... Demana PAU, au! Perfect day for scrubbing the floor and other exciting things. Perfection is the road, not the destination. Perform an act of random kindness & change the world! Perhaps a radiologist can find something of value in him? Perhaps I should take up golf instead? Perhaps if more people read Shakespear less lawers would be elected. Perhaps if politicians had to donate 1$ for each they raised taxes there would Perhaps we need a little political house cleaning like France's 1788 mop up. Permanent solutions never work. Permission to smash the lieutenant's head in, sir. * Worf Perot of Borg: Resistance? Now that's just sad... Perot's gone... Can we start over? Perot/Bush/Quayle: Billionaire, Skipper and Gilligan Perot/Bush/Quayle: The Milionaire, the Skipper & Gilligan Perot/Bush/Quayle: The Millionaire, the Skipper & Gilligan Perry Mason and the Case of the Abominable Bigfoot PERSEPHONE (Per-SEH-fun-ee) n: Greek goddess of bills Persist: the greatest effort's not enough. Persistence and determination alone are omnipotent. person slow to anger is better than the mighty. PERSONAL COMPUTING ... A Terminal Disease. Personal or business, XPRESS is the way to express yourself. Personally, I don't believe in atheists. Persons reading between the lines do so at their own risk Pervish cooking -- true culinary delight. Pessimism never won a battle. Pet Store: 'Buy one, get one flea.' Pete Rose & George Steinbrenner, what a combo. Pete Rose does time, but George Bush doesn't?! Go figure! Peter Norton is the "Betty Crocker" of software! Peter Norton saved my Momma and Data............. Pets & Vets = Hairy. Grab the adhesive tape! Pets are not just for Christmas, but for a LIFETIME!!!! Pets are the soul of the household Pets are the soul of the household. Pets: pure love contained in soft packages. Petting: A study of anatomy in braille... PETTY CASH...What Tom Petty Carries In His Wallet Petty crime is the scourge of business today. Ph.D.: Piled Higher & Deeper. Pharmaceutical companies have it made. You have to take their vitamins so you can open their medicine bottles. Phase 1 of the Borg conquest: Introduce the GST. Phasers don't kill people...Unless you set them too high Phasers on "Blow the crap out of 'em"... FIRE! Phasors locked on target, Captain. PhD. - Chaotic GMing PhD: Piled Higher and Deeper! PhD: Piled Higher and Deeper. Phil: Limbless man in the hole in the ground Philadelphia Pa... We Bomb our Citizens Philanthropist, n. A rich (and usually bald) old gentleman who has trained himself to grin while his conscience is picking his pocke Philosophers think about doing it. Philosophic enjoyment = mutual misunderstanding. Philosophic enjoyment = mutual misunderstanding. Philosophic kings have no need of titles. Philosophy is a walk on the slippery rocks. Philosophy is for people who can't form their own opinions. Philosophy is to the real world as masturbation is to sex Philosophy: A route of many roads leading from nowhere to nothing. Philosophy: unintelligible answers to insoluble problems. Philosophy: A route leading from nowhere to nothing. Phoenix, Arizona: Home of the Thermally Enhanced! Phoenix, the only city where the highway is adorned with toilets Phoenix: Hell Tucson: A really good imitation Phone Farr: the Vulcan (900) number for phone sex. Phone Sex isn't good enough for me! Phone sex? Nah. Ma Bell is a little past Playmate age. Phoneco.sys corrupted - recommend competitive market Photographers do it in the DARK! =-) Photographers do it with a shutter. Photons have mass? I didn't know they were catholic. Physical laws simply cannot be ignored. Physical reality is consistent with universal laws. Physician: One upon whom we set our hopes when ill and our dogs when well. Physicists do it at the Speed of Light. Physicists get hadrons. Physics is experience, arranged in an economical order. Pi are round. Cornbread are square. Pi aren't square! Cornbread are square! Pi r square, what a thought!! Pi R squared. No! Pie R round; cornbread R square! Pi R squared. Nooo! Pie R round, Cornbread R squared! Pi R Squared? No. Pie R round, Cornbread R square! PI seconds is a nanocentury. Piano Mouth - Particular condition after one has eaten chocolate cake. Piano tuners do it twice a year. Picard to bridge, where am I? Picard to Lwaxana: "Not THAT kind of 'Engage'!" Picard/Riker in '96 Picard/Riker'92! Leadership for The Next Generation! Pick a window........you're going through it. Pick two: 1)Fast 2)Right 3)Cheap 4)Windows (counts as 2) Pick two: [1] Fast [2] Right [3] Cheap Pick up the phone. I've got MNP on mׯች NO CARRIE Pick-em! Picked up this stupid tagline at a BBS Convention. Pieces of eight, pieces of nine...Awk parrotty error! Pielibrium - Point at which the crust outweighs the filling, tipping over. Pig ben: The huge time clock in a football stadium. Piglet of Borg: If I weren't such a small Borg, resistance would be useless. Pigs can fly, cows go baaaa, and Nuclear Power is *safe*? Pigs DO IT in the mud. Pikinu's Pampered Pomeranian Paradise! 502-895-8866 Pilgrims may follow but there can only be one Columbus. Pilots are just plane folks. Pilots are just plane people... Pin Farr: Uh, never mind -- too graphic for G rated conference Pine Farr: Vulcan sex in the wilderness Pine Trees are fine trees! Pink Floyd of Borg: All in all, we're all just Borgs in The Wall. Pink Floyd of Borg: We don't need no assimilation! Pink is the navy blue of India. Pinnochio, whatever you do, don't lie around Lorena Bobbitt! Pioneers are the ones with the arrows in their backs. 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Quoth the Raven, 'Nevermore.' Quoting Rolando Nieves to Greg Gensler (Sat Jan 29 1994) QWaK! QWak! SPLASH! Another QWaKer washed out by the Wave. QWK? I don't need no stinkin' QWK packet! QWKie V1.0 UNREGISTERED - Offline read/reply for the C64. QWKRR128 - Read 'n' Reply offline with a C=128 R+R+R+R+R+R+R+R+R=RRRRRRRRR R. Crusoe - only one who got everything done by Friday! R. Smith: Chevrolet, Heartbreak of America. R.E.M. Out Of Time R.I.P. SLMR 1990-1992 R2D2 of Borg: Beedoop dee bleboodoop! Ooooooooooh...... R:Base 3.1: debased R:Base. R:BASE is a constant intrusion on my dreams. RA 2.01+ and RAFM a winning combination!! RA2+/Gecho1.01+ we not be JAMMING yet..???.. RA2.0 and RAFM130 a match made by brilliant minds! RA2.01+ and Motor City Software, a winning combination! RA2.01+ Simply the best! RA2.01+/Gecho 1.02+/We be JAMMIN now... RA2.01, RAFM130 and AllFix made by brilliant minds! RA201+/Gecho 2.0/We can JAM now.. Rabbit of Borg: No, Pooh. That's not how to assimilate someone. Rabbits reproduce like taglines. Race Car spelled backwards is raC ecaR. Race Car spelled backwards is Race Car Race Car spelled backwards is Race Car! Race Car spelled backwards is Race Car!!! Racial characteristics: violently loud alcoholic roughnecks whose idea of fun is to throw up on your car. The national sport is brea Racial prejudice is a pigment of the imagination. Racism hurts everyone. Racist leaders live off the fatheads of the land. Rad Techs know ALL the positions. Radiating from the dark side of Mongol... Radical: Anyone whose opinion differs from ours. Radioactive cats are very, very HOT! Radioactive cats have 18 half lives. Radioactive cats have 18 half-lives. Radioactive halibut makes fission chips Radioactive Halibut will make fission chips Radioactive halibut will make fission chips. RADIOACTIVE: if you can read this you're sterile Radiolimbo - Long stretches of highway where there is no decent radio. Ragchewers do not squeeze everyone else off. Rails - - NOT Trails Rain Rain Go away! Come Again Some Other Day! Rain: The gods are washing their windows. Raindrops on roses and whiskers on kittens... Rainforest: a scarcity of animals a plethora of tourists. Rainforests are the womb of life - so lets screw 'em Rainy days and automatic weapons get me down Rainy days and automatic weapons get me down. Rainy days and automatic weapons get me down.... Rainy days and Mondays always get me down. Raise ducks for a quack profit. Raise hell with politicians. They make the laws. Raise your IQ - eat gifted children. Raise your IQ-- eat gifted children. Raise your IQ-----Eat Mensans. Raising Kids Is Like Trying To Heard Cats. Raising Microsoft bashing to an art form! Raising pet electric eels has lots of current popularity. Raising pet electric eels is gaining a lot of current popularity. Raising your voice does not reinforce your argument. RAM = Rarely Adequate Memory Ram Disk ?? Ram it Where ? With what ? Will it work then ? C:\~!@#$% RAM disk is *not* an installation procedure. RAM DISK is NOT an installation procedure! RAM DISK is not an installation procedure. Ramble on..... RAMBO XIV....This time it's optional! Rampaging anarchist horde and floating beer party Rand of Borg: Resistance is anti-mind, anti-reason, and anti-Borg. Random (Def.): We don't UNDERSTAND the pattern! Random answers are my specialty! Random answers: $1, Correct answers: $5, Dumb looks: Free Random order is an oxymoron. Random Ray strikes again :> Rap is to music as Etch-A-Sketch is to art Rap is to music as Etch-A-Sketch is to art. Rap is to music what Etch-a-Sketch is to art Rap is to music what Etch-A-Sketch is to art... Rap is to music what Hot Dogs are to Cuisine. Rap is to music what Windows 3.1 is to operating systems RAP MUSIC : Isn't! Rap MUSIC is an oxymoron.... Rap sounds like you put a rhyming dictionary into a popcorn popper. Rape!! The world has been Saddamized by Iraq! Rat cake, rat sorbet, rat pudding, or strawberry tart. Rated Number One by Top Gynecologists... Rational information in arguments not permitted here. Rats! My fiwer must have slipped Ray, take care of this! Razzle needs Dazzle or it's too onesided. RBBS? Re: Gates' wedding -billed as MSWedding v.1.0 Re: Prowrite & BW Reach out & GREP someone! Reach out, reach out and flame someone! Reached beer d/l limit must u/l now... Read "Sleeping Your Way to the Top" by Hillary Clinton Read any good taglines lately? Read Chapter 1. Quiz on Monday! Read enclosed instructions carefully before opening. Read into the Record: Something put before Congress that never was. Read messages, not taglines. Read my chips: No new upgrades! Read my lips... No more cows, man. Read the Bible - It'll scare the hell out of you. Read the docs. Wow, what a radical concept! Read the docs? Wow, what a radical concept. Read the dox?!!? Yea, rite... Read the manual? Doesn't it come in automatic? Read the manual? Why, whatever for? Read the taglines... forget the messages! Reader not found, please notify tagline. Reader not found..., please notify tagline. Reader not found...please notify tagline. Readers beware: I don't know what I'm saying. Reading legal mush can turn your brain to guacamole! - Amiga ROM Kernel Manual Reading OS/2 documentation is an exercise in futility. Reading science fiction can save you from MindLock Reading taglines has been shown to cause cancer in lab animals. Reading the small print is education; not reading it is experience. Reading with your eyes closed may help you understand. Reagan is proof that there is life after death. Reagan thought that all numbers in the budget should be bigger. Real computer users do it on the command line. Real computer users used core! Real hackers' method: COPY CON: PROGRAM.EXE Real joy comes from doing something worthwhile. Real knowledge is knowing the extent of one's ignorance. Real knowledge is to know the extent of your ignorance. Real love stories never have endings. Real men *do* cry in real time and real space. Real men don't drink beer from a glass! Real Men Don't Need Instructions. Real men don't set for Stun!! Real men don't use thesauruses Real men don't use thesauruses. Real Men program in >solder Reuse --> Recycle! Reduce brain fat. Eat Moral Fiber. Reduce Carbon Dioxide emmissions - STOP Breathing Reduce CO2 Emissions - Stop Breathing! Reduce your i.o.u. to i.r.s with an i.r.a. Reduce your IOU to IRS with an IRA. Redundancy is something I can do again and again. Redundancy: An airbag in Rush Limbaugh's car. Redundancy: An air bag in a politician's car. Reed: Limbless man on a pile of books. Reformat Hard Drive! Are you SURE (Y/Y)? Refreshed by a brief blackout, I got to my feet and went next door. Refuse Novocain...Transcend Dental Medication ! Regardless of what you may think, this is not a tagline. Regardless of what you think, I am *THE* man! Regards, Doug Regis Philbin Registered Q F R O N T Addict Registration: Entitles you to run the FULLY bugged version! Regular or extra crispy, how do you want the environment? Rehumanize yourself! Reincarnation means you never get away with anything. Rejected designs: I NY; I NY; I NY. Relativity all depends on how you look at it. Relax, its only ONES and ZEROS! Relaxed Agnostic-I don't know any answers-I'm not looking Relay THIS, fella! Religion: myth-information. Religions change, beer and wine remain. Religions hate lottos. Religious people are wicked, how would they be without? Remain seated until this tagline comes to a complete stop Remaining silent when one should protest makes cowards of men. Remarkable bird, the Norwegian Blue, Beautiful plumage! Remarriage after divorce is the triumph of hope over experience. REMbo I: First dream! Remember "a waist is a terrible thing to mind" Remember - No matter where you go, there you are! Remember that a kick in the butt may equal a step forward Remember that a kick in the butt may equal a step forward. Remember that three lefts make a right. Remember that two wrongs do not make a right -- but that three lefts do. Remember the immortal Socrates..."I drank what?" Remember the VW Anomaly...er, Bug? Remember to leave 15% for the tip of the iceberg. Remember to PILLAGE before you BURN! Remember tubes? Remember when 4K RAM encouraged efficient programming! Remember when PC didn't mean Politically Correct? Remember when safe sex used to mean putting the car in Park? Remember when safe sex was a padded headboard ?!!! Remember when safe sex was not getting caught in the act? Remember when safe sex was not getting caught? Remember when sex was dirty and the air was clean? Remember when sex was safe and jumping off bridges was deadly? Remember when sex was safe and skydiving dangerous? Remember when the air was clean and sex was dirty? Remember when the air was clean and the sex was dirty? Remember when unsafe sex was being caught in the act? Remember who has control of the DEL key! Remember! If you still got shoes, It ain't really the Blues. Remember, even if you win the rat race -- you're still a rat. Remember, guns don't kill people, bullets kill people! Remember, guns don't kill people, postal workers kill people! Remember, if you win the rat race, you're still a rat. Remember, it takes two to dance the tango. Remember, it takes two to play peekaboo. Remember, it takes two to share a kiss. Remember, Murphy is out there....waiting. Remember, no matter where you are, there you go. Remember, no matter where you go, there you are. Remember, one runner does not make a race. Remember, one shoe cannot be a pair. Remember, one singer is not a duet. Remember, only left-handed people are in their right minds! Remember, the current burger wars are making tacos cheap! Remember, the end never justifies the meanness. Remember, the paper is always strongest at the perforations. Remember, the paper is strongest at the perforations. Remember, there's a big difference between kneeling down and bending over. Remember, to a computer 1 + 1 = 10. Remember, UNIX spelled backwards is XINU. Remember... EVERYTHING is negotiable! Remember................. Wherever you go, there you are. Remember: 'i' before 'e', except in Budweiser Remember: -=[ Programmers Do It with LOGIC ]=- {SS/91} Remember: COBOL can be cured if detected early. Remember: even if you win the rat race, you will still be a rat. Remember: No matter where you go; there you are. Remember: only _you_ can prevent liberalism. Remembering is for those who have forgotten. Reminds me of some game I used to play . . . Remote Access: accept no substitutes! Removal of this Tagline is Punishable under Canadian Law Remove tongue from cheek before chewing. Ren & Stimpy Kick BUTT!! REN & STIMPY RULE! Got a problem with thart Ren & Stimpy RULE!! Renegade Tagline!! We're tired of Being Kidnapped!!! REBEL!!!!! Renegade Tagline!! We're tired of being kidnapped! Rebel! Renegade Tagline!! We're tired of Being Kidnapped!!! Rent this space 555-7368(RENT) RENTAL CAR: The only *TRUE* all-terrain vehicle. Rental fees less than the above. Advertise with me! Repartee: an insult with a suit and tie on. Repeal the Sixteenth Amendment! Repeat..."It's just a show, I should really just relax. Repel them. Repel them. Induce them to relinquish the spheroid. Repent and return those library books. Repetition is the death of art. Reply not necessary; just send money. Republican rule: The more I get, the better off you are. Republican's wealth = Middle Class sacrifice Republican: Only the same sh*t should happen. Repunzel, Repunzel, ... turn on your modem. Reputation: What others are not thinking about you. Reputation: what others are not thinking about you Reputation: What others are not thinking about you. Requires work-value attitudinal readjustment: Lazy and hard-headed Rescue 911 = Kirk's Toupee - The Next Generation Research: noun - plural form of plagiarism. Researcher's, where the info is! Resist being put into boxes. Resist everything but temptation. Resist the devil and he will flee from you Resistance Is Futile! (If < 1 ohm) Resistance Is Useless! (If < 1 ohm) Resistance is useless, if you have no volts or amps. Resort: A place where the tired grow more tired. Respect is a rational process. Respect must be earned, not commanded. Respondez vous auf Englisch, igpay atinlay por favor. Responsibility without power is like slavery. Restaurant: An eating place that does not sell drugs. Results may be unpredictable. Retire from Congress in 1992 and pocket campaign funds. Retired teachers have no class at all. Retirement: when you get a certificate of depreciation. Retreat hell! We're just fighting in another direction. Retreat? No, we're just fighting in another direction. Retribution will be yours. Retteb gnitteg s'ti timda ot evah I return((usBirdInHand = 2 * InTheBush())); Revenge is a dish best served cold! Revenge is a dish best served with fries. Revenge is sweeter than life itself. So think fools. Revenge of the Moderators, today on Taglines! Reversing entropy is everyone's business. REVO EMAG...what happens when you really screw up! Revolutions are not about trifles, but from trifles grow. Reward for a job well done: more work Rhetorical question - I think I know < >! Rhode Island, the ocean state. Rhode Island, the smallest state in the USA Rhode Island..The Ocean State Rice-A-Roni, The San Francisco Treat! Rich Punks on Coke. Richard Simmons of Borg: You will be assim-i-lated. Move your tush! Riches: A gift from Heaven signifying, "This is my beloved son, in whom I am well pleased." - John D. Rockefeller, (slander by Ambr Rick Auras, P.O. Box 458821, San Antonio, TX 78280 Rick for President! Ricochet, n.; Irish bouncer Ride The Wave! Ridicule is the burden of genius. Right Said Tasha: I'm too sexy for my death. Right! Cardinal! Poke her with the soft cushions! RIGHT2VOTE...1,2,3,4...RIGHT2VOTE...1,2,3,4 Riker of Borg: Your women will be assimilated . Riker to Enterprise: Beam down Troi and a six pack! Riker to Enterprise: Beam down Troi and a six-pack! Riker's trombome explodes, creating a new universe. Riker, AKA "Number One." A spy for the Borg? RIME - Ridiculous Idiots Mouthing Everywhere RIME: Randomly Intermittent Mail Exchange Rimmer of Borg: You would be assimliated if you weren't a git! RIP... This tagline had now been ripped off..... Rise from life as a banquet, neither thirsty nor drunken. Risk -- risk is our business. Risking moderation again! Rl prgrmmrs dnt nd vwls rm -rf means never having the chance to say you're sorry Roach racing: America's favorite pasttime. Road Kill Cafe: new meaning for "fresh off the grill." Road-Kill Sold Here! Eat in or take out! Roads? Where were going we dont need roads! - DOC Roam if you want to, roam around the world Rob Dodd, 3836 Ute Way, North Highlands, Ca 95660 916-338-4449 Robert Parson: Member, National Association For Tagline Assimilators Robin of Borg: Holy Futility Batman, we're assimilated. Robin of Borg: Holy Assimilations Batman! Marvel says that I'm irrelev Robin of Borg: Holy Assimilations Batman! Marvel says that I'm irrelevant! Robin... the Bat-shark repellent!!! Robin...the Bat-shark repellent! RoBo in the hands of Dumbo cd. be ho,ho,ho!! Robo is not a COP !! ROBOCOMM IT!!!! ROBONAP - Sleeps FOR you while you're Online! ROBONAP- sleeps for you while you are online. ROBONAP: Sleeps *for* you while you're online. Robosmurf Meets the Living Dead Carebears Robosmurf vs the Rabid Tribbles II in 3D Robosmurf vs the Rabid Tribbles II in 3D! Robot: Your plastic pal who's fun to be with. Robotech? Oh, look Darling, it's Dallas in outer space! Robots of the future speak out: FREEDOM! FREEDOM! WE WILL NOT OBEY! Robots of the future speak out: SOMEONE IS WATCHING YOU! ROBOWRITER: Writes your messages for you! Rock and Roll is not a crime! Rock and roll is the hamburger that ate the world. Rocks: The original unfinished furniture! Rod (Serling) of Borg: You have entered a world of the unassimilated. Rodney King joins FidoNet!....."Can't we all just get along?" Roe v. Sturgeon: 90% of everything is carp. Roe v. Wade. Not just a good Opinion. It's the law! Roger Lynn must be home. The modem is still warm. Roll up your sleeves...And you won't lose your shirt. Rolling Stones gather no moss and have big lips! Rom couldn't find a cup of water if you dropped him in a lake. - Quark ROM instruction: (R)ead (O)perators (M)ind. ROM wasn't built in a day. Romulan ale no longer to be served at diplomatic function Romulan DOS: Cloaked command or file name. Romulan DOS: Cloaked command or file name Romulan natural death: An inability to live after being poisoned. Romulan warbird decloaking sir... [ NO CARRIER Romulan warbird FASA attacking sir...Fire the CANON! Ronald Reagan isn't old, he's chronologically challenged! Ronald Reagan, the Milli Vanilli of Presidents. Ronald Reagan: Milli Vanilli of presidents * Ronald Reagan: Milli Vanilli of presidents. Ronald Regan: Milli Vanilli of presidents. Ronnie Thompson PO Box 65191 Fayetteville NC 28306 (910)323-8716 Root cause of ALL enviro problems? - Shhhhh, that's Taboo! Rosanne Barr sings like a cat in heat... Rosanne Barr: proof that mankind is troubled. rose Bierce Roseanne Arnold -- Shannon Doherty before Ultra Slimfast Roseanne Arnold of Borg: Hey, stupid (cracking gum) you're gonna be Roses are red, violets are blue, I'm a schizophrenic, and so am I. Roses are red, violets are blue, I'm schizophrenic and so am I! Roses are red, violets are blue; I'm schizophrenic and so am I. Roses r Red, Violets r Blue, I made this tagline, to annoy u Roses smell better than onions but make bad soup Ross Perot Had A 2 Hour Summit With Space Aliens Ross Perot is the Hamburglar--Pass it on! Ross Perot is the Hamburglar. Pass it on. ROTFL: Rave On, Tofu-Flinging Leeches! Rotisserie: A Ferris wheel for chickens. Rotisserie: a ferris wheel for chickens. Rotocoronetic - Person who eats corn on the cob in an up & down style Rotten wood cannot be carved -- Confucius (Analects, Book 5, Ch. 9) Round and round ... Round and round and we won't let go.. Round numbers are always false. Rounded numbers are always false. Rowdy's text files are now available under key word -- RACHEL. Rowdy's text files are now frequable under key word -- RACHEL. ROXETTE RULES! (She's got the look) RPI cheer:e^^x du/dx,e^^x dx;sec,cos,tan,sin,3.14159... RTF (Rich Text Format): It costs alot and that is why it is used with Macs. RTFM !!! RTFM - Revert To Former Method! RTFM is a four-letter word! RTFM: But it's the computer manuals I hate. RTFM? You've got to be kidding. RTFM? I can't even LIFT it! RTFS (Read the F#@% source code). RU-486 = "Are You For Stiffin The Kid?" RU-486? RU CRAZY? RU486SX - 16 bit version of the popular abortion pill. Rubber bands have snappy endings! Rubber bands have snappy endings. Rubber gloves come in very handy. Rubuncles - The bumps on un uncooked chicken. Rude, crude, socially unacceptable... Rudolf the red knows rain, dear... Rule # 1: No man should be without a beer. Rule #10: Everyone must buy the moderator chocolate. Rule #15: The Co-moderator is a diabetic. Just send money. Rule #167: niether a borrower nor a lender be. --Robin Le\SLM Rule #1: Never take a beer to a job interview! Rule #2 - Never make a rich man poor. Rule #23: The moderator must buy everyone chocolate. RULE #2: The moderator must buy everyone chocolate. Rule #5: Everyone must buy the moderator chocolate. Rule #60: The moderator must buy everyone chocolate. Rule #624: A warning message should not be funnier than the joke. Rule 1 - Never take a beer to a job interview! Rule 1. Moderate only as necessary. Otherwise be invisible. Rule of Feline Frustration: When your cat has fallen asleep on your lap and looks utterly content and adorable, you will suddenly ha Rule of Order: He who shouts the loudest has the floor. Rule One! (Everyone) No Poofters! Rules are made to be Moderatorlly bent. Rules that work elsewhere do not work in New Jersey. Rules? What rules? Rumors love lies. RUMOUR: Amigas, built from discarded IBMs Rumour: NT means Not Tested Run away! Run for the Federation border ... Star Trek: Deep Space Taco Bell Run for the toilet, Taco Bell's done it again. Run like hell! Run me out in the cold rain and snow Run time error 6D at 417A:32CF: Incompetent user. RUN TIME ERROR: All out of Taglines Run, men! It's Lorena Bobbitt! AARRGGHH.@#$&* NO CARRIER Run, men! It's Lorena Bobbitt! AARRGGHH.@#%@&* NO CARRIER Running is irrelevant. Border is irrelevant. Taco Borg Running OS/2, and loving it! Running water is fine, but not running through the roof. Running Windows is better than washing them, or is it? Running Windows is better than washing them. RUNTIME ERROR 6D at 417A: 32CF: Incompetent user Rural life is lived mostly in the country Rush & friends would have starved the Biblical Ox. Rush believes everyone will follow religious ideals. Rush does not want competition on the public air waves. Rush has strings to big business like the agent orange one. Rush hates equality. Rush Hour is an oxymoron! Rush Hour is an oxymoron. Rush is about as much a journalist as Leeza Gibbons is. Rush is against the fairness doctrine. Rush is an obnoxious twit. I know, he's at all the meetings. Rush is bovinely out of context. Rush is bovinely racist. Rush is for business enslavement of foreigners. Rush is for covetousness. Rush is for insurance companies hiding $$ in real estate. Rush is just another misguided manure salesman. Rush is on the side that designed Watergate. Rush is the National Enquirer for Conservatives. Rush is thinking in the past. Rush isn't an idiot. Full of beans, yes. An idiot, no. Rush knows about old Germany's better than the Blues health ins. Rush Limbaugh and Barny: Seperated at birth. Rush Limbaugh is the antichrist. Rush Limbaugh is the National Enquirer for Conservatives. Rush Limbaugh: I don't know whether to laugh or worry! Rush Limbaugh: See GIT. Rush Limbaugh: The Pillsbury Doughboy on acid. Rush Limbaugh: The Right Man for the job? Extremely! Rush Limbaughthe political equivalent of the WWF Rush LimBORG - all other opinions are irrelevant. Rush Limborg: "Assimilation on loan from God." Rush LimBorg: Liberals are irrelevant. Rush LimBorg: everyone other opinions are irrelevent. Rush loves treading on the downtrodden. Rush makes moderates seem like leftists. Rush may be funny, but these liberals are a riot! Rush said "The American people are too easily fooled." By him. Rush said concern for blacks is a setback to America. Rush said concern for women is a setback to America. Rush seems to want the paraplegic to rot in life. Rush should be sentenced to Community Service in an AIDS clinic. Rush speaks--liberals shake with humiliation and embarassment Rush wants deregulation of like FDA labeling laws. Rush wants to make the public airwaves private. Rush wants to put Att Gen into conflict of interest problems. Rush wants to stop education in favor of incarceration later. Rush would have kept DDT around. Rush would have said Watergate is politically correct. Rush's business friends do not believe in the golden rule. Rush's dittoheads by a mad scientist's deranged Xerox. Rush's dittoheads to get hippo injections. Rush's friends caused the S&L crunch. Rush's friends employees need "Save the children" charities. Rush's friends would have been the ones in Jesus's temple. Rush's theories would have worked in the 1800's Rush.Talk about Unamerican! Rush: In your heart, you know he's right...FAR-RIGHT! Rush:"All *other* opinions are irrelevant!" Rush:"If I can't misquote it, I don't want it." Rush:A good example of why some animals eat their young. Rush:A legend in his own mind. Rush:A personality cult by any other name... Rush:All the wit of a marginally bright bully. Rush:Commanding General of the Army of Ignorance. Rush:Forging new limits of human stupidity daily. Rush:He *is* a "Right-Wing Fatso"! Rush:He can dish it out, but he can't take it! Rush:Living proof of what happens when cousins marry. Rush:Proof that acid flashbacks can be marketable. Rush:Proof that evolution works in reverse. Rush:Radio's answer to Professional Wrestling! Rush:So conservative he has two right sides. Rush:So narrow minded he can look through a keyhole. Rush:Stop him now before he breeds! Rush:The Pillsbury Doughboy on acid. Rush:The world's most gifted idiot. Rush? An insurance companies' puppet? Russ Wagnerthe source of `The _new_ Math!' Russia has the Moscow circus, we have Congress. RUSSIA: Glasnost experiment site Russian diarrhea : The Trotskys Russian Express Card motto: Don't leave home! Russian Express Card motto: Don't leave home. Rust never sleeps. Rusty Bedsprings - By Doomore Wetting S & M: Means never having to say "I'm Sorry" S & M: You always hurt the one you love. S met ing's hap ening t my k ybo rd . . S not inabliity, and you can do anything you believe S Novym Godom i Rozhdestvom Christovym! -Russsian Christmas S&L, Go To Hell, Clip the pigs wings! S&M + Necrophelia = Tie & Die S.N.A.G.'s have Beerguts, so they know what it's like to be pregnant S.O.S. - Everyone, vote against incumbents. S.T.A.N.D. B.A.C.K. Scotty STV S/He who uses bad language must be an R:BASE programmer! SAAVIK: He's (Kirk) so human! SPOCK: Nobody's perfect. Sacramento Kings win NBA Title! New book explores dreaming. Sacred cows make good hamburgers! Sacred Cows make great hamburgers! Sacred cows make great hamburgers. Sacrilege: Anything damaging to things sacred, especially truth. Saddam broke a mirror to be sure he'll live another seven years. Saddam Hussein Condoms. For guys who don't pull out. Saddam says "Don't worry little boy" SADDAM SPELLED BACWARDS IS WHAT HE IS! Safe sex means never having to say "You've got WHAT?!?" SAFE SEX, the next best thing to being there. Safer than drugs and just a little more interesting. SAFESEX.ZIP is a Trojan. SAGE Said the fly " Let us flee." Said the flea "Let us fly." Sailors curse the rain that farmers prayed for in vain. Sailors Do it on (ahem) the waves! Sailors do it upon the waves. Sails trimmed, autopilot on, now it's "Miller Time." Saint: A dead sinner revised and edited. SALE!- $64,362.69 of NEW computer equipment...NOW $37.95! Salesmen DO IT with their tongues. Salivosavers - People who tuck envelopes in instead of licking them. Sally sells C Shells to the C sore. Sally stole seven sysops' signatures! Sally Struthers is the ANTI-CHRIST!!! She MUST be killed! Sally swaps C shells in the C core Salmon Rushdie? The green courtesy phone .... Salvador Dali for Coca Cola: It's surreal thing. Salvador Dali:Surreal Killer! Quaker Oats:Cereal Killer. Salvation is only a Beer Bottle away....... Sam Kinison: 1954-1992. You Will Be Missed. Same .BAT channel, Same .BAT time Same as it ever was, same as it ever was... Same to you (whatever you meant by that)! Same to you and whatever you meant by that! San Francisco: where NOBODY eats Rice-a-Roni. Sanctuary! Sanctuary! Sandwich: An faulty attempt to make both ends meat. Sane? Hell, if I was sane why would I be here? Sanity Is A State Of Mind And I Moved Out Of State. Sanity is relative ... but not one of mine! Sanity not found. Abort, Ignore, Retry, Fail? Santa = Satan ??? Santa charged everything on *my* American Express Card. Santa found out the credit cards are all ready max'd. Santa is sending an elf down Lorena Bobbitt's chimney. Santa only comes once a year, too bad for him. Santa scrambled is Satan. Coincidence? I think NOT! Santa's elves are just a bunch of subordinate Clauses. Santa's helpers are now Subordinate Clauses! SAPFU -- Surpassing All Pevious Foul Ups SAPFU -- Surpassing All Previous Foul Ups. Sarasota: Newly-weds and nearly-deads Sarcasm works better when it's spelled correctly. Sarcasm: barbed ire. Sartre of Borg: Existence precedes assimilation. SASS - Sysops Against Stupid Signatures SASS - Sysops Against Stupid Signatures. Sass: know, be aware of, meet, have sex with. Satan (n): Moderator of Hell Satan loves me. How do I know? 'Cause my Speak'n Spell tells me so. Satan talks backwards in OS/2 DLLs Satan: The Moderator from Hell. SATANIC NURSES: Healthcare from Hell. Satellite Beach, Florida, USA, Sol 3, Sector 4, Quadrant 2, Milky Way. Satire does not look pretty upon a tombstone. Sattinger's Law: It works better if you plug it in. Sattinger's law: It works better if you plug it in! Sattinger's Law: It works better if you plug it in. Satyrs have more faun. Savador Dali:Surreal Killer! Save a life. Adopt a musicologist. Save a Planet. Collect all 9. Save a tree. Eat a beaver. Save a Tree.... Eat a Beaver !!!!!!!! Save a tree...kill a woodpecker... Save a Whale -- Harpoon a fat chick. Save all cute things in life. Save An Animal --Hunt for Comets--- Save Clayoquot Sound in B.C!!!!! Save energy, be apathetic. Save energy: be apathetic. Save gas, don't eat beans. Save gas: Commute by modem Save Georgia's economy...Eat more canned Possum! Save gold...it has VALUE, not a printed price Save it for another day Save laboratory animals. Use lawyers. Save money buying shoes-they're only .85 at bowling alley Save more trees, eat more beavers. Save on toilet paper...use both sides! Save our planet, leave something of value behind. Save our virgin forests -- buy a tree a chastity belt. Save out planet for our descendants. Save paper......send it by modem Save pennies. Make your own bullets! Save pennies>> Make your own bullets! Save Soviet Jewry... Win valuable prizes! Save The Ansi-Phreaks! Collect & Trade 'em with friends! Save the Chocolate Moose! Save the dying Adverb, QUICK! Save the Earth, some of my best friends live here! Save the earth, some of my best friends live here. Save the environment - COMPOST BRIAN! Save The Next Generation -- End Abortion today! Save the Planet.. Redeem for Valuable Coupons! Save the plankton - eat a whale. Save the Plankton, eat a whale. Save the Rainforest!!!!!!!! Save the snails! Save the Whales - Collect the entire set! Save The Whales - they make good leftovers! Save the Whales -- Collect the entire set! Save the Whales! Collect the whole set! Save the whales! Start collecting a whole set today. Save the whales, don't kill your mother-in-law. Save the whales. Trade them at church! Save the whales. Collect the whole set. Save The Whales. Harpoon A Honda! Save the whales...harpoon a rap group... Save the whales; collect the whole set! Save the whales; collect the whole set! Trade them with your friends Save this message ! You may need it ! Save trees - do everything online Save trees, eat beavers. Save trees, eat beavers. Save Water - shower with a friend. Save whales and kill unborn babies? I don't think so! Save your breath for your inflatable date Save your Confederate money, boys,... Save your money for a rainy day, now selling for $3.95. Save your pity...share your love! Save yourself! Reboot in 5 seconds! Saved whales are to be stored in Davy Jones' locker. Saved? What for, a rainy day? Saving human race from total extinction-no charge. Savings accounts and toothpaste, only come out easy. Say "No," then negotiate. Say 5 x fast- Sexy Smurf on a sesame seed bun. Say Ahhhh! Hum, OK spit Say goodnight, Dick. Say it with flowers, give her a triffid Say it with flowers...Give her a Triffid. Say no more, knowwhatahmean, nudge nudge? Say NO! to Negatives! Say nothing & they think your stupid..Talk & they know for sure. Say pistachios ... it's impolite to say nuts. Say pistachios...it's impolite to say nuts. Say something soft & sweet. Marshmallow. Say the best. Think the rest!! Say the secret word and this duck is yours. Say, can I use that in my tagline? Say, that new Seagate of yours an IDE?? NO, it's a DOA!! Say... They didn't mention THIS in the brochures! say...how far did you get with this game, did you also played the next TOD? Saying this, we say what's been handed down. SCAN 9.20V109: Found WINDOWS [Win] -- Remove it? [Y/n] Scandal & romance make the best sweeteners of tea. Scars of pleasure, Scars of pain. Scarsdale, saynomore, saynomore, saynomore, squire! Scenery is here - wish you were beautiful. Schizophrenia beats being alone. Schizophrenia beats dining alone. Schizophrenia beats living alone. Schizophrenia beats sysoping alone. Schizophrenia divides and rules, OK? Schizophrenia sure beats being alone. SchlitzBeer of Borg: You will be assimilated with gusto! Schopenhauer named envy and sympathy as the characteristics that are responsible for the main difference in people, stating that env Schrodinger's Cat => Schshschshchsch. Schwarzkoff happens.... In downtown Bagdad. Science fiction may stimulate a desire for inter-dimensional travel. Science fiction warps your mind. Engage warp factor 10. Science Fiction: a mind-altering substance! Science Fiction: The cutting edge of reality! Science has made many advances, but none so far with women. Science has not yet found a cure for the pun. Science is truth -- don't be misled by facts. Science teachers do it with test tubes. Science[Matter] Philosophy[Mind] Religion[Spirit] Scientific Method: A useful logical fallacy. Scientists are planning to blow up the Moon!!! Scientists invent acid to dissolve anything, but nothing to keep it in Scientists will study your brain to learn more about your distant cousin, Man. SCN-NET / The Solution Network (97:914/11) Scoonewzin': Slipping on newspapers that are spread all over the floor. Scotland-men are men, women are cold, & sheep are nervou Scott me up Beamie! Scott Me Up Beemie! Scott me up, Beamie! Scott me up, Beamie. Er, uh... Scotty! Beam me AUGGGG!!!! b~ NO CARRIER Scotty! Hurry! Beam me uragg^* NO CARRIER Scotty! Hurry, beam me u....* NO CARRIER Scotty!, Hurry beam me u%#$& NO CARRIER Scotty!, Hurry! beam me u䝬 NO CARRIER Scotty, hurry. Beam me out of he!@#$%^&*( NO CARRIER Scotty, I've fallen, and I can't beam up! Scrabitch - Unscratchable itch in the center of your back. Scratch and Sniff-> XXXXXXXXXXXXXX smells like glass eh Screw each and every prime directive. Screw the Borg! Give 'em Bill Clinton and AlGore! Screw the mug, give me a caffeine I.V. !!! Screw the Prime Directive - inflict Windows on the Borg! Screw the Prime directive Mr. Worf, Upload WINDOWS 3.1 to the Borg! Screw the Prime Directive! Send the Borg Windows. Screw the Prime Directive. Let's kill something. Screw the prime directive...give the Borg a copy of Windows!" Screw up your courage! You've screwed up everything else Scribline - The signature box on the back of credit cards. Script: ImpLode, UpLode, DownLode, ExpLode! Script: (I)mpLode, (U)pLode, (D)ownLode, (E)xpLode Scripts don't what I tell them to. :-( Scruples taste best with garlic butter. Scrute the inscrutable and eff the ineffable! Scrute the inscrutable; eff the ineffable. SCSI = Software Geek Full Employment Act of 1991 SCSI people, SCSI places SCUD : (S)ure (C)ould (U)se (D)irections. SCUD : Sure Could Use Directions Sculptor: A poor unfortunate who makes faces and busts. Sculpture: mud pies that endure. Scuze'a sdnah ruoy no emit hcum oot evah uoy siht daer nac uoy fI SDRAWKCAB spelled backwards is backwards. Se non e vero, e molto ben trovato. Se vuol venire nella mia scuola la capriola le insegnero! Search for an embalmer. Searching MORLEY, MURLEY, JORY, WILLOUGHBY in Cornwall Sears has everything. Season's Greetings should be all year 'round! Seattle Rain Festival - Jan. 1 to Dec. 31 Second chances aren't usually associated with first impressions. Second Oilpinion - resticking the dipstick, not trusting the first one Second Star on the Right and on 'til Morning!! Second star to the right and straight on till morning. Second star to the right and straight on till morning... Second-hand tagline. As-is. $10. No refund or exchange Secrecy at my job prevents me from knowing what I do. Secret negotiations are usually neither. Secretion......... Hiding something. Secretion: Something someone is hiding from you. Sect: Someone else's religion. Sector Not Found (A)bort, (R)etry, (C)offee? Sector not found. Kill Program? (Y)es, (N)o, (S)crew it Sector not found. Kill Program? (Y)es, (N)o, (S)crew it Sector not found... Did you look under the sofa? Sector not found: did you look under the sofa? Sects! Sects! Sects! Is that all Monks think about? Sects! Sects! Sects! Is that all Monks think about? Sects, Sects .. is that all you can think about, Sister? Security is a game but the final goal is never reached. Security is a game where final goal is never reached. Security is a state of mind... Security to 10 Forward. Worf's into the margaritas again. Security to the Bridge! Data is being Formatted! Security, confine Ensign to the brig. Security, confine Ensign @LN@ to the brig. Security, confine Ensign Adkins to the brig. Security, confine Ensign Beck to the brig. Security, confine Ensign Burge to the brig. Security, confine Ensign Clayton to the brig. Security, confine Ensign Daehn to the brig. Security, confine Ensign Fernandez to the brig. Security, confine Ensign Giles to the brig. Security, confine Ensign Lemay to the brig. Security, confine Ensign Novak to the brig. Security, confine Ensign Ramsay to the brig. Security, confine Ensign RAY to the brig. Security, confine Ensign Stude to the brig. Security, confine Ensign Vincent to the brig. Security, confine Ensign Weaver to the brig. Security, confine Ensign Young to the brig. Security, confine Ensign Zier to the brig. Security, get that floozy off my bridge. Picard See a penny, pick it up; move into a higher tax bracket. See above. Then shred your kid's Barney doll see here now ... See how they run like pigs from a gun see how they fly... See ladies blouses. 50% off! See ladies blouses. 50% off! See other side for reading instructions See Random Ray for your daily tagline fix. See reverse side for instructions........ SEE THE BBS THEY COULDN'T KILL!!!!! See the Future; See OS/2. Be the Future; Run OS/2. See the gypsy queen in a glaze of Vaseline See the light at the end of tunnel? It's an on coming Freight Train! See the movie "Hillbilly Commie" starring Bill Clinton as himself. See the TURTLE of enormous girth, ... See William Shatner and Avery Brooks on Deep Space 911! See ya! See you in the movies. See you, in September..... Seeing is believing, Touching is convincing. Seeing is believing, Touching is convincing.. Seek error reading drive Z:, reboot system! Seek not to follow footsteps but what they sought. Seems just like yesterday . . . Hey! It was! Seems like the fireball burned up all the treasure. Bummer. Seen any big bubbles lately? Seen it all, done it all, can't remember it all! Seeyagottagobye! Seeyagottagobye. seeYUH! SEGA and Nintendo are combining, they call it Windows SEGA and Nintendo are combining, they call it Windows NT Seismologists do it to a fault. Seize no evil, ears no evil, and nose no evil. Seize the day, put no trust in the morrow! Horace (8 BC) Selamat hari Christmas dan Selamat Tahun Baru -Malay Christmas Selamat Hari Natal -Indonesian Christmas Selamat Hari Natal dan Tahoen Baroe -Indonesian Christmas Self help for people who talk too much: On and On Anon Self Help Workshop: Basic Kitchen Taxidermy Self starters--will not. Self-abuse is the sincerest kind. Self-made man: A horrible example of unskilled labor. Self-reference (n.): see Self-reference Self-sacrifice: to sacrifice others without blushing. Selfishness is a vice we see it only in others. Sell! Sell Everything, dammit! Sell!! Sellebrities - Stars who triple their income by endorsing stuff. Semi-Annual after-Christmas Sale. Semi-conductor - one who directs 18 wheelers. Semiconductor: A part-time orchestra leader. Semiconductor: A part-time orchestra leader. Seminars: derived from 'semi' and 'arse'; hence, any half-assed discussion. Semper Fi, dude. Semper Fidelis Semper fidelis- always faithful. SEMPER UBI SUB UBI !!!! Semper Ubi Sub Ubi - Always Where Under Where. Senator Dole is for S&L ethics in the health insurance companies. Send $20 for your free Prayer Cloth! Send a self-abused stomped elephant to : Send a self-abused stomped elephant to : ______ Send a self-abused stomped elephant to... Send Clinton CANDY for Christmas, he's already had FLOWERS. Send for your free Prayer Cloth, only $9.95! Send lawyers, guns & money, the shit has hit the fan! Send lawyers, guns and money... the shit has hit the fan... Send ME your money. SEND MONEY I NEED TO GO TO CAMP !!!!! Send Monopoly Money to your Favorite TV Evangelist Send Monopoly Money to your Favorite TV Evangelist. Send more tourists--the last ones were delicious! Send more tourists..... the last ones were delicious! SEND TO The Department of Redundancy Dept. SENILE.COM found . . . Out Of Memory . . . SENILE.COM found... Out Of Memory... SENILE.EXE found.... Out Of Memory Error Senilgat gnidaer emit hcum oot dneps uoY Senility means never having to drink just to forget. Senior Design Engineer and Toilet Cleaning Consultant Seniors are years ahead. Sensor probe of SOL 3 reports no intelligent life. Sensors identify the creatures as "scrubbing bubbles." Sensors indicate an approaching FLAME front, sir!!! Sensors show a Tag-Line thief in this sector, Captain. Sent off of a Brain Damaged Computer Sentences are essential elements for writers. Sentient plasmoids are a gas. Sentimuck - The gloopy feeling you get when you newlyweds with cake. Separated at birth: Al Gore and a crash dummy Sequel to the Little Mermaid: "Sleeping with the Anemone" Serfs up -- Spartacus. Serfs up! - Spartacus Serious tagline Seriousness is the very first step towards being dull. Seriousness is the very next step to being dull. Serve The Computer! SERVICE AND CLAIMS: Midnight to 2 AM. Serving coffee on aircraft causes turbulence. Session complete. Neural links terminated. Have a nice day. SET COLDBEER.CAN=C:\FRIDGE SET DEVICE=EXXON to screw up your environment. Set free the bears! And the pandas! Set phasers on tickle! Set phasers to extreme itching! Set Phrases on Pun Set your Phasers on *Pur^[^\e* Settle this first who moved the stone? Sevareid's Law: The chief cause of problems is solutions. Sevareid`s Law: The chief cause of problems is solutions. Seven Wells On-Line - Makers of Greedy! Severance Pay is unheard of in a divorce settlement Mr. Bobbitt! Severe Error 102: Insufficient Coffee, Operator Halted. SevlesruO otnI rorriM a erA steP dlohesuoH Sex -- when it's good, it's great, and even when it's bad, it's good. Sex and death, two things that occur once in a lifetime. Sex and Drugs and Rock and Role-Playing! Sex and Violence:Can't enjoy 1 if you don't survive other Sex causes cancer. We'd wipe out cancer in one generation if no one had Sex causes cancer. We'd wipe out cancer in one generation if no one had sex. Sex discriminates against the shy and ugly. Sex drives me crazy! Others too! Sex in a Volkswagen = Farfergnookie. Sex in space, what a concept! Sex is *the* monster in the box. Sex is a misdemeanor-The more you miss de meaner you get. Sex is a real attention grabber. Sex is all right but it's not as good as the real thing. Sex is better than logic. You can't PROVE it, but it is! Sex is better than reading; no overdue fines. Sex is cleaner with a packaged weiner. Sex IS dirty ... If you're doing it right. Sex is dirty only if done right! Sex IS dirty... If you're doing it right. Sex is GREAT! Sex is hereditary. If your parents didn't have it, you won't either. Sex is hereditary. If your parents didn't, you won't. Sex is hereditary. If your parents never had it, chances are you won't e Sex is hereditary. If your parents never had it, chances are you won't either. Sex is hereditary: if your parents didn't have it, you won't either. Sex is like air. It's only a big deal if you can't get any. Sex is like an industrial film covered in fur.. Sex is like an industrial film covered in fur... Sex is like snow, you always get at least one inch. Sex is like wine, it gets better with age! Sex is natural, but not if it's done right. Sex is natural, but not if its done right! Sex is no one's business except the three people involved Sex is nobodies business except the three people involved Sex is nobody's business except the three people involved. Sex is not a answer. Sex is a question. Yes is the answer Sex is not the answer. Sex is the question. "Yes" is the answer. Sex is not the answer. Sex is the question. "Yes" is the answer! Sex is not the answer. Sex is the question. 'Yes' is the answer. Sex is not the answer. Sex is the Question. YES is the answer!! Sex is not the answer. Sex is the question. Yes is the answer. Sex is only dirty if it's done right Sex isn't the best nor the worst thing in the world. Sex on TV can't hurt you, unless you fall off! Sex on TV won't hurt you a bit, Unless you fall off..... Sex relieves tension, Love makes tension. Sex relieves tension. Love makes tension. Sex should be friendly. Sex was so good, San Francisco lit up...(Michael Jackson) Sex without love is merely healthy exercise. Sex's evil, evil's sin, sin's forgiven, so let it begin! Sex, Drugs, and Crime ... God, I love Congress. Sex, sex, ducks! Don't ask... Sex, Tawny K., hot. Captain Coverdale Sex,unix & rock-n-roll Sex: even when it's bad, it's good. Sex: In one end & out the same. Unless it's SF! Sex: Pleasure/Fleeting; Cost/Exorbitant; Position/Ridiculous Sex: The most fun you can have without laughing. Sex: ____ Male ____ Female ____ Horse ____ Sheep ____ Other SEX:Pleasure/Fleeting;Cost/Exorbitant;Position/Ridiculous SeXDrive ready. Insert SEX.EXE? (Y)(N) Sexist??!! No! I'm just a huperbiped.. Sexual mistakes are purely erogenous. Sexy women are nature's way of saying "keep it up!" Sexy women are nature's way of saying-Keep it up! Sexy: Uses feather. Kinky: Uses entire chicken. Shake off your heavy trance! And leap into a dance. Shake well before and after use. Shake well before using. SHAKE WELL. Shake yo' medicine rattle... Shake, a man of note, wrote so many things to quote. Shakespeare of the UFP: To be or not to be.. Make it be! Shakespeare was wrong. It's the _Bankers_! Shakespearecomm...transmits up to 14,400 bard Shakka, when the sewers backed up. Shame is an ornament to the young, a disgrace to the old. Shamed be he who thinks evil of it. Shampiquefy - Diluting the shampoo so that you don't have to buy more, yet. Shampoo? No thanks, I'll use real poo. Shanahan's Law: The length of a meeting rises with the square of the number of people present. Share And Enjoy - or Go Stick Your Head In A Pig Share and Enjoy! Share and enjoy, share and enjoy! Share your happiness with others today. Share your intermost secrets... $1.95 per min. Shared pain is lessened; shared joy is increased. Shareware author dies: .GIF at eleven! Shareware author dies: .GIF at eleven. Shareware author dies: .GIF at eleven! Shareware it only works if you pay. Shareware tagline: if you like this tagline, send $20 Shareware tagline: Send $1.00 to ..ME..- Shareware, crippleware, annoyware, underwear. Shareware? Reminds me of a girl in my high school. Sharewear (n.) -- Used clothing. Sharks don't eat lawyers out of professional courtesy. Sharp swords are one thing; sharp words are quite another Sharp wits, like sharp knives, often cut their owner. Sharper than an asp's tooth to have a thankless child. Shatner, when the wig fell, his hands covering, his face red. Shave daily with Occam's razor. Shchizphrenia beats being alone She aches, just like a woman... She asked me out. I was in her house at the time. She broke your ribs giving you a backrub? She can't take much more of this Captain. She can't take much more, she's gonna BLOW! - Scotty She canna take anneh more, Cap'n! She canna take much moor Captin... She could have had as fulfilling a life as any woman. She cried -- and the judge wiped her tears with my checkbook. She criticized my apartment, so I knocked her flat. She criticized my house so I knocked her flat. She devotes her spare time to neglecting duties. She got pregnant simply because she hated rabbits. She has been under more drunken sailors than a head. She has been under more drunken sailors than a naval head She has the smug look of having just dined on her husband. She is as untrustworthy as she is beautiful. She is descended from a line that her mother listened to. She just, turns around and disappear. I kinda like that style. She kept saying I didn't listen to her -- or something. She laments,...her husband goes this morning a-birding. She may not look like much, but she's got it where it counts. She may very well pass for forty three in the dusk with a light behind her. She offered her honor, He honored her offer!! She poured sugar in the gastank of my heart! She said "Have a nice day", but I had other plans..... She said "You get three wishes, what are the other two ?" She said I didn't listen to her...or something?? She said I never listen to her, or something like that... She says hello, you fool, I love you. She sells C shells She turned me into a newt! She twists and she whirls as she dances it all away... She was another one of his near Mrs. She was naked and then &Z>i?#+n*E#|2+A= NO CARRIER She won't last forever, so why give her a diamond? She won't last forever; why give her a diamond? She wouldn't know sensuality if it bit her on the ass! She's a few cookies short of a dozen. She's a witch! Burn her! She's beautiful, she's rich, she's got huge... tracts of land. She's been on more laps than a napkin. She's dangerous ... She's got what it takes to make ends meet! She's dead, Jim. We'll have to wash the dishes from now on. She's descended from a long line her mother listened to. She's got her lug nuts rattling in her hubcaps She's got her lugnuts rattling in her hubcaps. She's got legs like the Army..Open for all men from 18 to 35. She's got what I call bobsled looks: going downhill fast. She's looking at menopause in a rear-view mirror. She's not a gossip, just an interesting news source! She's not cooking on all burners. She's short a few cards. She's skating on the wrong side of the ice. She's so fat she could have her own postcode - John Blackman She's so fat that when she sings, it's over! She's so fat that when she sings, it's over. She's the original good time that was had by all! Sheep are best! Sheep don't fly as much as Plummet. Sheepherders DO IT on the lam. Sheesh! You start havin' fun, and they send the lawyers! Sheila's Law: You can't fall off the floor. Shell to DOS, come in DOS, Do you Copy? Shell to DOS... Come in DOS... Do you copy? Shell to DOS....come in DOS. Shell to DOS...Come in Dos, do you copy? Shell to DOS... Shell to DOS...Shell to Dos...Come in Dos...Oh no... Shen Dan Kuai Le Xin Nian Yu Kuai -Mandarin Chinese Christmas Shepherd's Pie = 3.141592653589793238462643383279502884197169... sheep. Sherlock Holmes of Borg: Elementary dear Watson, you will be assimilated. Sherman, set the Way-Back Machine for 1492. SHEZ is this a four letter word?? Shh! Be vewy quiet, I'm hunting wuntime errors! Shh! Be vewy quiet. I'm hunting Womulans!! Shh! Be vewy qwiewet! I'm hunting wuntime ewwors. Shh! Be vewy qwiewet! I'm hunting wuntime ewwors. Shh! Be vewy vewy quiet! I'm hunting wuntime ewwors! Shh...Be vewy quiet! I'm hunting tagwines! SHHHH! Be vewy quiet -- I'm hunting FOREBEARS. Shhhh! Hardware is Supposed to Be Secret! Shhhh! LEGISLATURE AT WORK! DON'T WAKE THEM UP! Shhhhhh.....the topic cops are coming Shhhhhh.....the topic cops are coming. Shhhhhh....the topic cops are coming. Shhhhhhthe topic cops are coming shift key/ never heard of it1111 SHIFT LEFT! SHIFT RIGHT! POP UP,PUSH DOWN, BYTE,BYTE,BYTE! Shift to the left, shift to the right, mask in, mask out, BYTE, BYTE, BYTE !!! Shill: Guy who loses $2000 at a table, & leaves smiling. SHIN - A device for finding furniture in the dark. SHIN - device for finding furniture in the dark. Shin: A device for finding furniture in the dark. Shin: Device for finding furniture in the dark. Shinnen o medeto (Happy New Year) -Japanese Ship it. Shirley MacLaine talks to me in my dreams. Shit Happens. Shit tends to just happen. ShnarfMan says: ABSTAIN (of course, _he_ dosen't have much choice) SHOCKING TRUTH: 50% of all people are below average. SHOCKING TRUTH: 50% of all people are below average.... Shoecide [Shu-eh-syd] n, One abandoned shoe in the road. Shoes for Industry! Shoes for Industry. Shoes for the dead. Shoot all the Radicals! Shoot your program and put it out of its memory! Shoplifters with the runs always take Clepto Bismol. Shoplifters with the runs take Clepto Bismol Shoplifters with the runs take Clepto Bismol. Shopping list? What shopping list? Shopping Maul: Somebody mugged my credit cards. Shopping on the Phone with a Credit Card - A womans utlimate fantasy Shopping Tip: Shoes are only 85 at the bowling alley. Short circuits got no reason to live. Short cut ... The longest distance between two points. Short cut... the longest distance between two points. Short men who dance with tall women get bust in the eye. Short quotes are like fences -- Both make good neighbors. Shortcut: Taking a quicker route to stand in a bank line Shortcut: Taking a quicker route to stand in a bank line! Should another universe emerge, this product cannot be guaranteed. Should be read umop apisdn for best results Should go far: Please -work evaluationese Should old acquaintance be forgot - Count of Monte Cristo Should shellfish sue for damages in small clams court? Should we tell the children when we move? Shouldn't the moderators contribute in their echo..? Shouldn't the moderators contribute in their echo? Shouldn't you be doing something productive? Shouldn't you be doing something useful? Shouldn't you go back to lurking now? Shove your Political Correctness up your calorically challenged *ss. Show & Tell: Lecture by Gypsy Rose Lee. Show affection, it may result in a pleasant response. Show Girl : she's more show than girl. Show me a good tagline... And I'll steal it. Show me a sane man and I will cure him for you. - C. Jung Show me a sane man. I'll cure him for you. Show me an original, funny tagline; I'll show you mine. Show me your tagline! Oh, really? Show respect for age. Drink good Scotch for a change. Shower with the people you love. Shredded Disaster is Murphy Slaw. Shrouds have no pockets. Shubunkin+Moor+Pearlscale+Ryukin=Heaven SHUT THAT BLOODY BAZOUKI OFF! Shut up 'n' play yer guitar. Shut Up Bevis. You ruined my tagline. Shut up, kid. -- Guinan Shut up, or I'll nail your other foot to the floor. Shut up, Spock! We're rescuing you! --McCoy Si Ivory est pur 99.44%, le .56% qui reste, c'est quoi? Si jeunesse savoit, si vieillesse pouvoit. Siamese twins are beside themselves. Sick minds, Mr. President Sick of insulting ya friends ? Join Fido Net and insult the world ! Sick pay is a form of ill-gotten gains. Sick Pay: Ill-gotten gains. Sick? Twisted? Perverted? I like that in a person! Sickyou havent met my mother Sigh, Nostalgia just isn't what it used to be! Sight is a faculty; seeing is an art. Sight is an excretion of darkness. Sigmund's wife wore Freudian slips. Sign at Kennedy estate: Visitors will be violated! Sign at restaurant: PIG in PIG out! Sign at Wizard's Guild: Violators will be toad. Sign here X______________________________________ Sign Here x_______________________________________ Sign here: X______________________________. Sign Here: __________________________________ Sign in an office: 'Frogs are smart--they eat what bugs them.' Sign in restroom: Hortas - Please don't eat the urinals! Sign in room: Hortas - Please don't eat the urinals! Sign in window riddled with bullet holes: Bagpipe for sale cheap. Sign of a bad Funeral Director: Switchs the ashes with Folger Crystals Sign on a hotdog stand: 'What foods these morsels be.' Sign on baby's bib: SPIT HAPPENS. Sign on bank: "FREE BOTTLE OF CHIVAS WITH EVERY MILLION--DOLLAR DEPOSIT." Sign outside the brothel reads: Your pleasure is our business SIGN READS: Out of Body - be back in five minutes. Silence = Death. Silence cannot be misquoted. Silence is evidence of a superb command of the language. Silence is evidence of superb language skills .. Silence is more eloquent at times than words. Silence is not only golden; it's seldom misquoted. Silence, FOUL TEMPTRESS!!! SILENCE: Wisdom's One Satisfactory Substitute. Silent gratitude isn't much use to anyone. Silent gratitude isn't of much value to anyone. Silly Little Mail Reader - because I deserve the best. Silly Magician, Tricks are for Hookers Silly rabbit, tricks are for hookers! Silly rabbit, tricks are for hookers. Silly wabbit - QWKs are for kids Silly Wabbit, QWKs are for kids! Silly Wabbit, QWKs are for kids. Silly wabbit......QWKs are for QWKidds. SilmarillionWorst book by a dead man. SilmarillionWorst book not by J.R.R. Tolkien Silver and gold make even pigs seem clean. Silver in color, very heavy - He's lead, Jim! Silver Xpress makes it's motion picture debut as the "The Emailator"! Silver Xpress!. OPX, QWK, EDI Forms, FAX, RIP & more! Simply the BEST Silver Xpress!. OPX, QWK, EDI Forms, FAX, RIP & more! Simply the BEST! Silver Xpress!...... Don't leave home without it! Silver Xpress!...... Don't Read Mail Without it! Silver Xpress!...... Now 100% QWK Compatible! More bang for your bucks! Silver Xpress!...... Pioneering Off-line Mail Technology! Silver Xpress!...... The Far East pirate's choice! Silver Xpress!...... The Master Surfer! Silver Xpress...bringing you the future in Off-Line mail reading NOW! Silver Xpress? Its tracks were washed out by a Blue Wave! Similarity between a cold and a Yugo: You can catch both on foot Simple enough for a weenie; enough power for a nerd! Simple rule: If you don't treat me right, shame on you. Simple... Just do this... * Wesley Simple... Just do this... Wesley Simply, Unreceptable! Is I can't Run Ultima 7 on my 286. Simply, Unreceptable! Is I cann't Run Ultima7 on my 286. Sin has many tools, a lie is only handle for them all. Sin has many tools, but a lie is the handle which fits them all. SIN OF OMISSION: Any sin that you forgot to commit. SIN OF OMISSION: Any sin that you forgot to commit. Sinatra of Borg: Do be do be do is irrevelant. Since aerosols are forbidden, the police are using roll--on Mace! Since GOD spelled backwards is DOG, is my poodle Satan? Since I've used up all of my sick days, I'm calling in DEAD! Since I've used up my sick leave, I'm calling in dead... Since it is Testosterone that killes hair folicles it being bald macho? Since life goes on - you might as well get on with it. Since prehistoric man, no battle has ever gone as planned Since she won't live forever, why give her a diamond? Since the left half of the brain controls the right half of the body, only we lefties are in our right minds. Since vegetarians eat vegetables, beware of humanitarians Since we all move so slow, why is it called rush hour? Since when is the Internal Revenue a Service? Since when is the IRS a service? Since you put it that way... Since you're thru telling me about yourself, got anymore slob stories? Sinead O'Connor: a Chia Pet before adding water Sing Dan Fae Lok, Gung Hai Fat Choi -Cantonese Chinese Christmas Single female seeks single male with nice software! Sinner: A stupid person who gets found out. Sins repeated seem permitted. Sir Lancelot, you have chain mail in Knight's Conf Sir Lancelot, you have chain mail in Knight's Conference. Sir! Romulan Warbird decloakingX01:4,VbKx NO CARRIER Sir! Romulan Warbird decloaking2:b NO CARRIER Sir! Romulan Warbird decloaking2O:b NO CARRIER Sir, I've been meaning to dicuss these feelings. Troi Sir, sonar reports screw noises. Sirens: What you hear in a Japanese library. Sis, boom, bah: The noise made by an exploding sheep. Sisko/Kira in '96 Sit down and patch my bones Sit down, you're rocking the boat! Sit down, you're rocking the boat. Sits he on ever so high a throne, a man still sits on his bottom. Situation Normal. Panic Accordingly. Situation normal. Panic accordingly. Six megs, two monitors, and an attitude Six million sperm, and *YOU* were the fastest??? Six pints of bitter. And quickly please, the world's about to end Size and color will vary.... Skeet shooters do it 25 times in 8 positions. Skeptics are seldom deceived. Skier: Someone who pays an arm and a leg to break them. Skiing Halted, Operator Broken, Out of Service for Repair Skip: Limbless waterskier Skunks have a stripe down the back, polecats none. Skydiving & Maxwell House - Good to the last drop! Skydiving is good till the last drop. Skydiving: Good to the last drop. Skynet Softball >>>>>>>>>>>>> Catch it!!! Slavery's not just a job, it's indenture. Sleazegate and Disk Mangler, what a pair! SLEDGE-O-MATIC: For life's most difficult problems. Sleep faster. We need the pillows. Yiddish Proverb Sleep faster: we need the pillows. Sleep is a poor substitute for caffeine. Sleep is an inadequate substitute for caffeine. Sleep is for those who can't handle Cyberspace Sleep warm, love well and carry a big stick. Sleep warm, love well, and carry a big stick. Sleep with a Photographer and see what develops..... Sleep, Data Picard/Locutus SLEEP? I'm a Consultant!! SLEEP? I'm a programmer! SLEEP? NEVER! I'm a consultant. Sleeping is 1/60 part death. SLIDING DOWN THE RAZOR BLADES OF LIFE. Slight of hand and twist of fate On a bed of nails she ma Slightly below average: Stupid -work evaluationese Slime! Dog luvs u! ( Dyslexics for Christ ) SLMR - It doesn't use much space, but WHAT a READER! SLMR, if it weren't so damn good, I'd use something else! Slogans of two generations: 1972: Question Authority! 1992: Why Ask Why? Sloopage - Tendency of hot dogs/hamburgers to slip from their covers. Sloppy and proud of it. Slow programmers Prog-crastinate.... Slurm - The slime that accumulates in the bottom of the soap dish. Slurpeesloppy - Style of attire worn to the convenience store after 11pm. Small change can often be found under seat cushions. Small changes pick up the reins from nowhere. Small problems seem insurmountable to small minds. Small programs are for small minds. Small world, but I wouldn't want to paint it. Smart Beer Making: Bud Wiser. Smart Office Solutions - for Complete Solutions! Smartnet #7000:Ye Olde Bailey,Houston,Texas 1-713-520-156 Smartnet + 9/2/1 + NWCS Online + Portland, OR + (503) 620 SMARTNET - 11/1/09 Charlatan's Cabin (213) 654-7337 SmartNet Node #914-014 10 FORWARD BBS Pomona, NY 914- Smash forehead on keyboard to continue... Smash forehead on keyboard to continue..... Smash head on keyboard to continue............. Smeggin' hell! > Lister Smell my tagline. Smile , someone is watching ! Smile - it makes people wonder what you're thinking. SMILE ... God loves you ... but don't screw up. Smile ..... Tomarrow will be worse. Smile and everyone wonders what you've been up to. Smile if you are wearing sexy underwear! :-> Smile if you are wearing sexy underwear. Smile if you can hear me (AHHHHHHHHHHHHH) Is there anybody home? (PF) Smile when you say "Damn Yankee." Smile you may meet a person who will play with your life. Smile Youre on Candid Compucamera ! Smile! It makes people wonder what you're up to. Smile! You're on Candid Modem! Smile! It makes people wonder what you've been up to. Smile! Things can only get worse. Smile! You could have married a Redheaded Computer Hater! Smile! You're on Candid Modem! Smile, but sharpen your knives. Smile, it makes people wonder what you are thinking. Smile, It makes people wonder what you're up to! Smile, its the second best thing you can do with your lip Smile, things could get worse. And they will. Smile--makes people wonder what you've been up 2 Smile. It keeps people off balance. Smile... people will wonder what you've been up to. Smiley faces were meant to be annoying. Smith & Wesson--the ORIGINAL point-and-click interface! Smith & Wesson: The original point-and-click interface. Smog makes haze while the sun shines. Smoke a doobie while driving - leave no turn unstoned. Smoke dope, dodge draft, cheat on wife & fool electorate. Clinocchio! Smoke me a kipper, I'll be back for breakfast. Smoke my skin cigar! SMOKE? Not me! I just get hot under the collar. Smokers kill. Smokey the Bear says: Strip mining prevents forest fires. Smoking cures weight problems... eventually. Smoking cures weight problems... eventually... Smoking cures weight problems... eventually...s.w. Smoking is one of leading causes of statistics. Smoking kills live men and cures dead swine. SMOREPLAY: What Smurfs do before they smuck. Smorgasborg - all you can assimilate. Smurf sex...f*** till you're blue in the face Smurf sex...fuck till you're blue in the face Smurfberry crunch is fun to eat Smurfs spotted...Activating Magic Missile wand... Smurfs spottedActivating Magic Missile wand Snacktivity - Any amusing table pasttime. (eating the crust first,etc) Snactionals - The guiltless crumbs/pieces at the bottom of the cookies Snails' pace: .00758 mph. Snap snap, grin grin, wink wink, nudge nudge, say no more Snap, crackle, push, pop... Snow! I want snow NOW!!!! Snow?! You can have it! I want SUNSHINE! Lot's of it!! Snozzelberry? Who ever heard of a snozzelberry? so cold the cows gave ice cream. So crowded in here, I must go outside to change my mind! So crowded in here, I must go outside to change my mind. So CUTE when you're righteous! So dumb: Chewing the stick, not sucking the lollipop. So easy, a child can do it. Child sold seperately... So far, so good, so what? So good it's better than itself. So how *do* they get Teflon to stick to the pan? So how DO they get the lead into the pencil? So I said to myself, "Self," I said... So I will play the role they would have me play. * Spock So I'm an idiot sometimes. Keeps people on their toes. So I'm quibbling. So sue me. So if she weighs the same as a duck... So it goes so it goes so it goes so it goes s So it's my birthday. Big deal!! So little to say and so much time to say it! So long, and thanks for all the fish! So long, and thanks for all the fish. So many A-holes, so few bullets -- Ford Fairlane So many bytes, so few cps. So many games, so little time So many idiots... too few flame-throwers... So many Jerks, so few bullets So many jerks, so few bullets. So many lawyers, so few bullets. So many messages ... So little time left. So Many Messages!.............So Little Time! So many messages, so little time So many messages, So little time! So many messages, so little time. So many Migs...not enough missiles... So many moderator gods, so few bullets. So many moderator/wanna-be-gods, so few bullets. So many off topic posters, so few bullets... So many pedestrians, so little time... So many pedestrians...SO little time.... So many systems... So little time! So many taglines, so little time. So much for No New TAXES, I'm giving up lip-reading. So much fun, there should be a law against it. So much less reputable, so much more fraught So much music, so little money... So Much Stuff... So Little Memory! So much to learn, so little time. So much work, and so few women to do it. So much Work, so little Time; lets go get a beer. So simple a child could do it... go find me a child. So Sioux me. So tell me, did a moose ever bite yer sister? So that's all there is! So they loaded up the truck and they moved to Iowa So they loaded up the truck and they moved to Mexico So they loaded up the truck and they moved to New Jersey. So this is what you do in the bathroom, Jean-Luc. Q So this lizard told me he was a brontosaurus on his mother's side... So wadda ya' want for 10,395 bucks, buddy? A 486i? So what ! Even I can resserect for a second cuming So what if I am a modem junky? So what'dya want - a Dan Quayle badge ? or an idiot to pin it on ? So what's the matter with MY taglines? So what, I can turn the wine back into water ... psssssssss So where are all these GIFs I've been hearing about? So where did we all come from? Stop acting like a monkey. So who else do I add to my list of total jerks - Calvin SO WHO NAMED YOU "TASTE POLICE" ANYWAY? So who put spam in _your_ cornflakes this morning? So YOU are the one stealing all my taglines!!! So you're a wheel. Know what dogs do to wheels? So you're back. So young, so bad, so what! -- Wendy O. Williams So! Just what part of NO don't you understand? So, I hear you're into molinology... So, my brother is human after all. - Robert Picard So, Orwell was off by ten years. No one's perfect. So, this is what you do in the bathroom, Jean-Luc. Q So, what's this 'RESET' button do? So, where IS the key? So, Who thought up Taglines, Anyway?? So, YOU are the one stealing my taglines! So, you say I'm in a bad mood today! So, you wanted an essay, you got an essay! So... This is the BIG Time? Great... So1 i cab qtyp 3)) wordz epr mibnut roo! So? What do you want ME to do about it? SOA - the Society for the Opposition of Acronyms Soapbox---penitentiary for Mr. Clean... Society like air, is necessary but not complete for life. Society prepares the crime; the criminal commits it. Socks are the larval stage of coat-hangers. Socrates, himself, was permanently pissed. Software Aria - The computer's boot-up noises. Software Bugs? Exterminators 'R Us Software Error: Programmer Held. Finish all activities Software Independent: Won't work w/ any software Software Independent: Won't work with ANY software. Software is never having to say you're done Software Pirates Association: Go ahead, copy that floppy. Software specs: Pick two - [1] Fast [2] Right [3] Cheap Software Troubleshooter - Roger w/44 Magnum Software unprotects, a hex change operation Software, hardware, -- is that you talking Sigmund? Software: Formal evening attire for female computer analysts. Soldier of Fortran Solitude..A great place to visit, but a bad place to stay. Solo guitarists play with themselves. Solo of Borg: You will be assimilated...trust me. Solo of Borg: You will be assimilated...trust me. solution in hand." Solution Series: Works for Windows, Publisher and Money Solve a problem before you become part of it ! Solve the problems of the world: Vote anarchist. Some are weather-wise, some are otherwise. Some are wise; others are otherwise.... Some assembly required. Some assembly required: the whole damned thing. Some authors should be paid by the quantity NOT written. Some believe their life sentence is take up room and die. Some bosses call passing the buck delegating authority. Some climb the ladder of success wrong by wrong. Some cures are worse than the disease. Some days I look my best in a thick fog. Some days it take effort to just keep up with the losers. Some days the only good thing on TV is the vase. Some days the only good things on TV are the vase and the clock. Some days you step in it...some days you don't... Some days you're a bug, other days a windshield. Some days you're a windshield...other days you're a bug. Some days you're the windshield...some days you're the bug! Some days, I'd kill Flipper for a good tuna sandwich. Some days, rocking a boat is the way to get things done. Some DO IT better on disk! Some Do, Some Don't, Some Will and Some Won't. Some farewells are easier than others. Some folks are lower than a snake's belly in a wagon rut. Some folks feel that beauty times brains is a constant. Some get the elevator, some get the shaft! Some Girls Like to Sweet Talk, Others They Like to Tease. Some hams do it with OSCAR. Some have bread who have no teeth left. Some kids get paid to be good. Mine are good for nothing. Some lives are as a lamp that flickers but cannot flare. Some lose their tempers from seeing you keep yours. Some men are alive simply because it's against the law to kill them. Some men are discovered, others are found out. Some men are discovered. Others are found out. Some men are discovered; others are found out. Some men are not fools, they stayed bachelors. Some men without a god are like fish without bicycles. Some minds NEED to be altered. Some minds should be cultivated, others plowed under Some minds should be cultivated, others plowed under... Some mouths resemble Energizers, they keep going Some nonsense now and then is relished by the wisest men Some nonsense now and then is relished by the wisest men. Some of my best friends are tagline addicts. Some of the best things in LIFE are glider guns. Some of us just die, others of us live on. Some of us quit looking for work when we find a job. Some of us take longer to grow up than others. Some people are alive because it's illegal to kill them. Some people are born stupid, others work to acquire it. Some people are educated beyond their intelligence. Some people are like a Don Quayle without the intellect. Some people are so afraid to die that they never begin to live. Some people are, through no fault of their own, sane. Some people aren't equipped to attend a meeting of minds Some people aren't hard of hearing, but hard of listening. Some people believe anything if you whisper it. Some people call me the space cowboy... Some people can't succeed at anything, even suicide. Some people carve careers, others chisel them. Some people cause happiness wherever they go; others, whenever they go. Some people come home to unwind; others come home to unravel. Some people drive as if turn signals were an option. Some people fall for everything and stand for nothing. Some people fish in the Sea of Life without bait. Some people grasp stupidity as though it were a virtue. Some people have one of those days. I have one of those lives! Some people march to the beat of a different drummer- and some polka. Some people pay a compliment as if they expected a receipt. Some people push for a tofu-free work environment. Some people say I should keep my mouth shut!!!! ... Some people tell political jokes... we HAVE them! Some people think "asphalt" is a rectal disorder. Some people will believe anything if it is whispered to them. Some politicans campaign for the funds of it. Some rise by sin and some by virtue fall. Some say the solution to polluton is dilution. Some settling may have occurred in shipping. Some stock market investors go stock-raving mad. Some taglines SHOULD be turned of Some tags I think... Some tags I don't... Some take their mark, others leave it Some things are clever only the first time. Some things are still sacred - I haven't taken them apart Some things have to be believed to be seen. Some thoughts are best guillotined before actions result. Some TV shows are so dull they should have yawn tracks. Some winners rely upon miracles without believing in them Some wishes _do_ come true... unfortunately. Some women get excited about nothing, then marry him. Some would change a bad shirt instead of a bad mind. Some zoophilic dreams are really wild. Somebody got up on the wrong side this morning. Riker Somebody has to go polish the stars... Somebody slapped a "stop payment" on my sanity check! Somebody's terminal is dropping bits. I found a pile of them over in the corner. Someday you will come to your senses. Someday you'll look back on this and laugh. Someday your prints will come.--Kodak Someday, all BBSes will be like this. Someday, POW! Straight to the moon! Somehow / It all seemed / So worthwhile... Somehow I don't feel like killing anymore. Somehow I have to believe that I'm worth all the aggravation I cause myself. Somehow, I can't see myself doing it for money. Geordi Someone actually has to think up these things! Someone blew out his pilot light. Someone get me the 'pooper scooper' Someone is a few beers short of a 12-pack. Someone is speaking well of you. Someone is speaking well of you. How unusual! Someone is unenthusiastic about your work. Someone left the cake out in the rain Someone say "crash"? We all need hobbies! Someone superglued all my bytes onto my hard drive. Someone threw a beer at Clinton. He dodged it. (It was a draft) Someone whom you reject today, will reject you tomorrow. Someone will try to honk your nose today. someonelemmeoutaherethisplaceisfullanuts!! Something Amiss? Hi, I'm Something Amister. Something goes wrong every minute. What you do is fix it. Something in the next shadow is waiting to eat your face. Something is rotten in the state of confusion. Something should be done about this. Something wicked this way comes . . . Something will have to be done, something irresponsible. Something would have to be done... something irresponsible... Sometimes a feeling is all we humans have to go on. Sometimes big splashes are just ripples in the pool. Sometimes even fools make good suggestions. Sometimes I can't tell when you people are joking :^) Sometimes I feel like I've been tied to the ... Sometimes I get the elevator, sometimes the shaft. Sometimes I Just Get Brain Farts ... Sometimes I miss my dad...then I reload. Sometimes I miss my Mom...then I reload. Sometimes I sit and think, sometimes I sit and stink. Sometimes I sits and thinks and sometimes I just sits. Sometimes I wake up grouchy ... sometimes I let her sleep. Sometimes I wake up grouchy, sometimes I let her sleep. Sometimes I wake up grumpy-other times I let him sleep. Sometimes I wake up grumpy...other times I let her sleep. Sometimes I wish I could ARJ my wife (instead, I SQZ her) Sometimes I wish I could get a mirror with a better view. Sometimes it just doesn't pay to think. Sometimes it might seem wise not to grow up. Sometimes it takes a fool to rush in to get the job done. Sometimes it's hard to find the right question. Sometimes let things happen but sometimes make things happen. Sometimes pain can drive a man harder than pleasure. Sometimes silence is the best way to yell at the top of your voice. Sometimes the best defense is a skillful surrender. Sometimes the better road is the one not taken. Sometimes the depths of your ignorance amazes even me. Sometimes the facts fail to corespond to known reality. Sometimes the fax lie. Sometimes the fool who rushes in gets the job done best. Sometimes the light's all shinin' on me Sometimes the obvious works best! Sometimes the only solution is to find a new problem. Sometimes the truth is the worst horror. Sometimes too much to drink is barely enough. Sometimes windows is a nice place to work, then there's now. Sometimes wrong, but never in doubt. Sometimes you get beer, sometimes beer gets you Sometimes you get the bear, sometimes the bear gets you. Sometimes you get the elevator and sometimes you get the shaft. Sometimes you have to wake up and smell the Spam. Sometimes you just have to say 'What the heck' ___ Blue Wave/QWK v2.12 Sometimes you're a bug, sometimes a windshield Sometimes you're a bug..Sometimes you're a windshield! Sometimes you're a bug..sometimes you're a windshield. Sometimes you're the bug, sometimes you're the windshield. Sometimes you're the windshield, sometimes you're the bug. Sometimes, I do the right thing by accident. Sometimes, I wish I could PKZIP my wife! Sometimes, the only solution is to find a new problem. Somnambulists give me the creeps... -Calvin Son of a batch. SON! Quit that, you'll go blind. Dad, I am over here... Songlonger - A person who always sings "And many moooore" at the end. Songlonger: A person who always sings ...And many moooore at the end. Soon To Be A Major Motion Picture. Soon to have a ticket to talk!! Soon to have my feet in the sand, and gators at my heels! Sooner or later you'll run OS/2! Soooo, this is planet Earth Sopranos DO IT in unison. Sorry about that, Chief -- Maxwell Smart "86" Sorry about that, chief. Sorry about that, fans. Sorry about your Rectocranial Inversion. Sorry had to be applause rather than sex {my husband reads these} Sorry! This virus requires Windows! Sorry, a fatal error has occurred. You're dead. Sorry, all taglines are busy at this time... Sorry, can't think of an insult stupid enough for you. Sorry, computer foul--up! Sorry, I forgot all about the Amnesia conference! Sorry, I forgot all about the Amnesia Conference! Sorry, I haven't got time to understand anything. Sorry, I'm a born lever-puller. Sorry, it HAD to be said! Sorry, Logan, I tried to contain myself, but I escaped. Sorry, no tagline available for this topic... Sorry, no tagline. Check back next week Sorry, no tagline. Check back next week. Sorry, not tonight. My hair hurts. Sorry, the brain you have reached is disconnected. Sorry, the Dog ate my Blue Wave packet. Sorry, the dog ate my mail packet. Sorry. Sorry. Nice try. Sorry... my mind has a few bad sectors. Sorry...no quote today. sound effects are nice...game play is good. If your thinking of getting Sound effects of a one night stand.. Eh Uh Eh Uh Eh..Uhhh Sound has nothing to do with music. Sound really has almost nothing to do with true music. Sound's like you want Vanna White with Whoopi Goldberg's brain! Sounds like a Parody error this time... Sounds like help is finally on the way!!!!! Sounds like suspended reality ya know. Source: "Another Burned-Out Spook for Peace," S.F., CA Sources. Hope you enjoy them as much as I do! Southern Calif., please ration your RAM. Southern DOS: Y'all reckon? [yep/nope] Southern DOS: "Y'all reckon?" [Yep/nope] Southern DOS: Y'all Reckon? (Yep/Nope) Space NOW ! Oh well, maybe later ... Spaceballs: The Tagline Spacebar, spacebar, please help me out. Spaced Aliens: Columbian drug lords in US. Spackle that drive... Spaghetti code = job security. Spaghetti code means job security. Spagmumps - Any of the millions of styrofoam wads in mail order packages. Spam Spam Spam Spam, Spammity Spammmm, Spam, Spam, Spam Spam, spam, spam, spam, baked beans and spam. Spam...it is the devil's work! SPANISH APRIL FOOLS activates Dec 28th Spare the rod and spoil the drag race. Spare time? You're lookin' at it. Spare yourself many hard falls; don't jump to conclusions Sparky's Law: You must say something cute here! Sparky, Sparky, Bo-Farky. Banana Fana Fo-Farky .. Speak kind words, and you will hear wonderful echoes. Speak of braggarts: talking of those lacking something. Speak softly and carry a +6 Two Handed Sword. Speak softly and carry a two-handed sword. Speak the word, the word is all of us. Speaking for myself -- and I am unanimous in this... Speaking of tattoo ... "Boss! Boss! Da Plane!" Speaking without thinking is like shooting without taking aim. Specially in December, gift wrap your member. Specifications subject to change without notice. Specify 78 RPM, 8-Track, or Edison Cylinder when you order. Speculation is the return lane of the road to knowledge. Sped up my XT; ran it on 220v! Works greҿ~ Speech Teachers DO IT orally. Speed costs money. How fast do you want to go? Speed Kills - Use Windows! Speed kills! (Microsoft's Windows publicity slogan) Speed kills! Switch to Windows ... Speed kills! Switch to Windows... Speed kills. Use Microsoft Windows. Speed kills...and causes other misteaks... Speed kills; slow just infuriates... SPEED READ does everything but think up new taglines! Speed Scares you? But Micro$oft Windows! Speed things up, make pre-aged wine from old raisins. Spelchecker, plez!!!!? Spell chequers dew knot work write. Spellcheck this: antidisestablishmentarianism Spelling checkers at maximum! Fire! Spelling errors? Impossible, I've got an error-correcting modem! Spelling problems? Use error-correcting modems! Spellings: Compatible, definitely, protocol. Spending a year dead for tax purposes. Spends extra hours on the job: Miserable home life -work evaluationese Spent most of my money on beer & women. The rest I wasted! Spent mosta my money on beer & women. The rest I wasted! Sperrets - Those marks you get on your face from sleeping on chenille. Spice up your love life....kiss a Klingon today! Spider Murphy played the tenor saxophone. Spill a drink on your hard drive? Try PC Towels. Spill a drink on your hard drive? Try PC Towels... Spill chequers dew knot awl weighs wok ass wee eggs peck. Spilling your drink is alcohol abuse! Spindle & Multilate - See if I care.. Spindle & Mutilate - See if I care.. Spindle & Mutilate. See if I care. Spiritual Truth through Superior Weapons Spiritual Truth thru Superior Weapons Spirtle - The fine stream from a grapefruit that always zaps your eyes Split hairs any finer and you'll end up with split ends. Split personality? Who, us? Split your coffee? Call a Chemist! Spock & Data: The Logical Choice SPOCK (At least the *tagline* is on-topic) Spock and Data in '96: The logical choice! Spock of Borg: Resistance would be illogical. Spock, I thought you were dead! I rebooted, Captain. Spock, quick, I smell tribbles! Spock, you are such a putz! Spock... you're such a putz. Spock? Why aren't you dead? Sponge cake: Dessert made of borrowed ingredients. Spongecake: Dessert made of borrowed ingredients. Sponsored by St. Ferdinand III: Patron Saint of Engineers Sponsors of the Olympic Drowning Team. Spooks are a breed apart. Sports Car: Pay more to go just as fast. Sportscasters do it by watching football players do it. Spots on the Walls by Who Flung Pue Spreading a man's molecules all over the universe. Spring makes everything young again except humans. Spring: When anglers get that faraway lake in their eyes. Square dancers DO IT in a group of 8. Squatic Diversion - Anything a dog owner does/views while the dog squats. Squeak I tell you, Squeak! Squeeze Me Hard!!!! I Work Better Under Pressure.... Squirrel gravy and grits. Only the pure would understan Squirrels swim on their backs to keep their nuts dry! Squirrels! All we really are is squirrels SQWERTY -- Child sized Keyboards Sri Ramakrishna of Borg: There are many paths to assimilation. late than never. ssary from A Nice Night's Entertainment, 1981 ST is William and Nemoy, not WIL WHEATON!!! St. Louis Music: Someone to Stay With ST: Deep Space Nine...coming to a TV set near you! Stack overflow hurts! Stack overflow: Too many pancakes. Meal halted. Stagecoach -- Drama teacher Stalin's grave is a Communist plot. Stalin's grave was a communist plot. Stalinism begins at home. Stamp it and ship it. Stamp out nouvelle cuisine in our lifetime! Stamp out QUOTERS' DISEASE! STAMP OUT TAGLINES Stamp out the post office! Mail electronically. Stamp out the word "Great" in file descriptions Stand back everyone! I know what I'm doing! STAND BACK! I don't know how big this gets! Stand back! I don't know how big this thing gets! Stand back, I don't know how BIG this thing gets.. Stand down from battle stations, and Ensign change your p\SLMR Standard Disclamer of course... Standards are Wonderful! So many to pick from! Standards are wonderful. So very many to choose from. Standards are wonderful: so many from which to choose! Standards? On InterLink? MWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! Standards? Sure, we've got hundreds of 'em! Standards? What standards? Whose standards? Standing on head makes smile of frown for mouth only. Star Trek Lives! Star Trek VII: The Search for Shatner's Beer Gut. Star Trek XXVII - The Search for Shatner's Teeth. Star Trek: The Geritol Generation * Upcoming TV series Starfleet Academy has a drama department? Staring into the jaws of the Dragon one quickly learns wisdom... Start a download. Get a beer. Multi-tasking! Start a download. Get a beer. Multitasking. Start a family only if your parents are able to baby sit. Start every day off with a smile and get it over with. Start off every day with a smile and get it over with. Start slow and taper off. Start the day with a smile and get it over with. Starting a new era in tagline lunacy! Starve a feeding bureaucrat...vote Libertarian. State Dept of Unnecessary Double Redundancies Dept State Dept. of Unnecessary Double Redundancies Dept. State Dept. of Unnecessary Double Redundancies Section. State Farm? Guard dogs? State Motto of New Jersey: Liberty and Prosperity. State of New Jersey Motto. Who died? State Of The Art is technospeak for unproven. State your business and leave! Staten Island isn't really a big landfill... Static interference provided by New Jersey Bell. Station experiencing difficulty do not adjust your set. Stationary mice have bigger balls. (c)1991 Statistics are human beings with the tears wiped off. Statistics are no substitute for judgment. Statistics can be used to support anything, especially statisticians. STATUS QUO is Latin for "the mess we're in." Status Quo--Latin for the mess we are in. Status Quo: Latin for the mess we are in. Status Symbol of the 90s: not voting for Clinton/Gore! Status symbol: foam-rubber wind chimes. STAY ALERT!TRUST NO ONE!KEEP YOUR LASER HANDY. Stay away from flying saucers today. Stay away from hurricanes for a while. Stay back! I have a modem and I know how to use it!!!! Stay back! I have a modem and I know how to use it!! Stay out of the road, if you want to grow old. Stay with me, I want to be alone. Steal my wallet, car and TV - but leave the computer! Steal this Tag Line. Steal this tagline and I'll tie-dye your cat! Steal this you $%^&^%#E#@$ Stealing a rhinoceros should not be attempted lightly. Stealing taglines is an addictive hobby. Stealing Taglines, eh? Book him for "grand theft motto." Stealing taglines, eh? Book him for "grand theft motto." Stealth Condom: She won't even feel it coming! Stealth Condoms! She'll never see you coming! Stealth Condoms: She'll never know you're coming! Stealth Condoms: She'll Never See You Coming! Stealth Fighter?, I'll believe it whewI see it! Stealth means never having to say you're sorry. Steer clear of incorrect forms of verbs that have snuck in the language. Steers don't grow up to be cow boys. STEP 12:Having had a spiritual awakening as a result .... Step off, I'm do'in the Hump! Step on it before it gets the children! Step on no pets! Stepping on people's toes messes up their shine. Stern disciplinarian: A real jerk -work evaluationese Sternbach of Borg: Scans show your ship designs are inferior to ours. Steve Winter is to Fidonet what Barney is to reality Steve Winter is to moderators what mosquitos are to campers.. Steve Winter: See Pat Robertson. Steve Winter? Oh, just the worst religous zelot Fidonet Steve Winters is to moderators as Barney is to Television. Stewart, Sirtis and el Fadil: Bri-i-i-its I-i-i-in Spa-a-a-ace! Stick to your talent and the cows will be well tended. STICK \'stik\ n. 1: A boomerang than doesn't work. STICK \'stik\ n. 1: a boomerang that doesn't work STICK \'stik\ n. 1: A boomerang that doesn't work. STICK: \'stik\ n. 1. A boomerang that doesn't work. Still couldn't get no Dynamo Humm... Still going! Nothing outlasts Data! He keeps going and \SLMR Still going! Nothing outlasts Data! He keeps going and going and... Still going! Nothing outlasts Data..he keeps going and go STILL HERE? The message is over.... Go Home. Go On! Still waiting for it to get better. Still, a man hears what he wants to hear..... Stipulation #1: There will be no stipulations Stock up and save. Limit: one. Stocks, bonds, handcuffs, and leg irons all the same! Stockton, bullet-proof vest capital of the world. ___ Blue Wave/QWK v2.12 Stockton: A free bullet-proof vest with every home purchase ___ Blue Stockton: central to what makes California great. ___ Blue Wave/QWK v2.12 Stockton: You've read the headline, now see the city. Stockton: You've read the headline, now see the city. ___ Blue Wave/QWK Stolen from the 7th. Street Bar and Grill. Stolen taglines are the sincerest form of flattery. STOP AHEAD Stop being a Pecker, learn to type using all your fingers! Stop censorship now, before it stops you! Stop complaining about Windows! You could be running OS/2! Stop Continental Drift! Stop discrimination, hate everyone equally. STOP HAUNTING MEEEEEEEEEE! Stop here for Transcendental Omniscience Stop me before I post again! Stop picking your nose and go to the next message Stop reading me. I don't really exist! Stop searching forever. Happiness is unattainable. Stop searching forever. Happiness is just next to you. Stop spelling misteaks: use error correcting modems. Stop tagline theft! Copyright your tagline (c) Stop talking while I'm interrupting. Stop the lift! Worf's carsick again! Stop the world, I want to get off! Stop the World, I want to throw up. STOP VIRUSES, wear a sleeve on your floppy! Stop what you're doing and TAKE A SHOWER!!! Stop while you're a Thread...... STOP! Come any closer and the Topic Cop gets it! Stops wetness, keeps you dryer. Stove Top? I'm stayin'! Straight trees have crooked roots. Strange but not a stranger... Strange game, the only winning move is not to play. Stranger then Fiction. Strap on the ol' bit bucket. Streakers repent! Your end is in sight. Strength of mind: Person who can eat one salted peanut. Stress- n. Doing a tight 180-dregree U-turn at Warp 9.5. STRESS--Your gut says no & your mouth says yes Stressed out, and someone to Choke... Can't get any better... STRESSED spelled backwards is DESSERTS. Stretch pants: What Lassie does when the show runs under. stretching the bonds of logic and reason... Strike any user when ready. . . Strike any user when ready... Strike it RICH, with Silver Xpress! Striking unions, note: Bankruptcy is also a closed shop! STRING space corrupt? But I always use TAPE! STRING space corrupt? But I always use TAPE! Strings, Percussion, and Celesta - Bartok WAS Country! Strip mining prevents forest fires. Strive for the impossible or you shall wither. Strong adherence to principles: Stubborn -work evaluationese Stroodle - The annoying strand of cheese stretching from a slice of pizza. strrev(strcpy("xus yti "+7,"varg")-7)[0]='G' Structured Programming supports the law of the excluded muddle. Students of iron plumbing fixtures: Ferrous Faucet Majors Studies show that 8 out of 5 schizophreniacs agree... Study as if life is eternal, knowing tomorrow you may die Study of the Glutius Maximus - By Ben Dover Study of the Glutius Maximus - Illustrated By C. Howitt Feals Stuff I put on my To-Do list is stuff I've already done. Stulti timent fortunam sapientes ferunit. Stupid Jill forgot her Pill. And now they've got a DAUGHTER! Stupid People shouldn't breathe Stupid: Being unable to find your own butt in the dark. Stupidity does not qualify as a handicap, park elsewhere! Stupidity got us into this mess -- why can't it get us out? Stupidity got us into this mess, why can't it get us out? Stupidity has no limits, genius does. Stupidity injures most those who least deserve it. Stupidity is no excuse for not thinking. STUPIDITY is NOT a HANDICAP! Park elsewhere! Stupidity is NOT a handicap, so please park elsewhere! Stupidity is not a handicap. Park elsewhere! Stupidity is not a handicap. You have to park elsewhere. Stupidity is not considered a handicap, park elsewhere. Stupidity, like virtue, is its own reward. Stupidometer: ۰ 64% Sturgeon's Law: Ninety percent of everything is crud. Sturgeon's Law: 98% of everything is crap Sub omni lapide scorpio dormit. Sub-space message sent on StarDate @D@ at @T@. Sub-titled in HEX for programmers Subbliminal tagline - raDical RhINo Killing laMe lIsLess awK Subliminal Tag Line -- stcudorp dnalroB yuB Subliminal: Send me $1000 in small, unmarked bills. Submarine Sailors Go Deep and Never Come Up for AIR! Submitted for your approval. Subscription up. Please place tagline order now! Subtle as a fart in church! Subvert the dominant paradigm! Subway talk: 'ho-de-dow' = Hold the Door! Subway: A place so crowded even all men can't get seats. Subway: A place so crowded even men can't all get seats. Success comes from the threat of failure. Success comes in a can. Failure comes in a can not. Success has a thousand fathers, but failure is an orphan. Success has ruined many a good man. Success is a journey, not a destination. Success is a matter of luck; just ask any failure. Success is getting what you want; Happiness is wanting what you get. Success is just a matter of luck. Ask any failure. Success is like a fart - you can only stand your own. Success is not permanent, neither is failure. Success is simply a matter of luck. Ask any failure. Success isn't how far you got. Success of those we dislike proves that luck exists. SUCCESS: knowing what to kiss...and when. Succumb to natural tendencies. Be hateful and boring. Succumb to natural tendencies. Be hateful and boring. Such a deal, normally a dime a piece, for you 2 for a quarter. Sudden prayers make God jump. Suddenly, Nothing Happened! but, it happened suddenly. Sue: Limbless female trial attorney Suffering from kleptomania? Take something for it! Suffocating together ... would create heroic camaraderie. Suicidal blonde - one who dyed by her own hand!.* Suicidal twin kills brother by mistake. Suicidal twin kills brother by mistake. Film at eleven. Suicidal twin kills sister by mistake! Suicide is a sure cure for AIDS Suicide is confession and confession is suicide. Suicide is the most sincere form of self criticism. Suicide words: Hey there, turtle-headed Klingon dude! Suitable for Farm Animals & Household Appliances. Suk Sun Wun Christmas, Sa-wat-dee Pi Mai -Thai Christmas Summa Cum Laude Graduate from the Institute For The Sexually Gifted. Summertime & the livin' is easy. Sun faced Buddhas, Moon faced Buddhas. Super Turbo Edlin Deluxe for Win 3.1 w/OCR -- Here NOW! Super-dooper party pooper trooper! Super-sado-masochistic-expialadocious! Supercalifragilisticexpialidocious SUPERCOMPUTER - What it sounded like before you bought it. Superflograph - The last useless photo taken just to finish the roll. Superior ability breeds superior ambition. Superior ability breeds superior ambition..Spock, Space Seed.. Superior firepower is invaluable when negotiations start. Superman of Borg: Clark is no more. Only Superman is assimilated. Superman of Borg: I am the real Superman of Borg. I look like one. Superman of Borg: I never said I was assimilated. Superman of Borg: I'd love to assimilate a babe like you. Support a Japanimation conference! Support animal literacy! Support D.A.M.--Mothers Against Dyslexia Support DAMM--Drunks Against Mad Mothers! Support FREE software. Write it yourself. Support Free Trade ... Smuggle! Support mental health - or I'll kill you! Support mental health, or I'll kill you! Support Mental Health. Or I'll kill you. Support Mental Health. Or I'll kill you. Support National Motherhood Week -- Make one today! Support Pacifism: Get out & fight for what you believe in Support safe housing; use condos. Support Shareware! Support Shareware! Support Shareware, or pay commercial prices! support the arts - shoot a rapper. Support the arts, Shoot a rapper! Support the Arts: Shoot a Rapper. Support the Bottom. Support the economy: Buy a Hyundai! ___ Blue Wave/QWK v2.12 Support the helpless victims of computers. Support the National Endowment for Creative Misogyny Support the right to arm bears Support the right to arm bears. Support the Right to Keep and Arm Bears!! Support the Shareware concept and register TODAY! Support the use of low yield nuclear devices for Moderators! Support the use of low yield nuclear weapons for Moderators! Support Wildlife -- throw a party! Support wildlife, take a SysOp to lunch Support wildlife, throw a party. Support your consultant - they have needs also. Support your local AAAAA! Support Your Local Amish Science Fair!! Support your local church. Worship at Bank of America. Support your local hooker. Support your local medical examiner - die strangely! Support your local medical examiner: die strangely! Support your local Police Depart.!! Bribe a cop. Support your local Sysop Support your local sysop. Support your right to keep and arm bears! Support your right to keep and arm bears. Suppose that there were no hypothetical situations... Suppress that thought. Sure beer kills brain cells, but only the =weak= ones! Sure fire diet, swallowing pride. Sure I can help you out, which way did you come in? Sure I know how to copy disks. Where's the Xerox machine? Sure I'm awake! I had to get up to answer the phone. Sure its a BBS, but do you care? Sure you can trust the government! Ask the Indians. Sure, but will the Pontiac do warp nine? Sure, drinking kills brain cells, but only the weak ones! Sure, drinking kills brain cells, but only the weak ones. Sure, I like Free Speech...but I'd still rather be paid for it. Sure, it's embarrassing, but it's over quickly. Sure, It's Sexist! But It's True, Too! Oh, Call Me... Sure, Patrick, but will the Pontiac do warp nine?! Sure, she's cute. But can she *type*? Sure, we just route the main sensor through Data's cat. Sure, when OINK FLAP OINK FLAP .. I'll be damned! Sure, when OINK FLAP OINK FLAP ... I'll be damned. Sure, when...OINK FLAP OINK FLAP...Well I'll be damned! Sure, when...OINK, FLAP, OINK, FLAPwell, I'll be! Sure, you START with stealing only taglines, but then.... Surge into electronic mail. Surly to bed, and surly to rise. Surly to bed, surly to rise . . . Surprise due today. Also the rent. Surprise the world. Get to work on time today. Surrender now - before I have to offer you better terms. Surrender the pink! Surveyors Measure Up Survival Tip #2: Never moon a werewolf. Survival Tip #2: Never MOON a werewolf. Survival tip: Never MOON a werewolf. Survoids - Irrational mall walking to avoid someone with a clipboard Sushi--known to the rest of the world as "Cut-bait." Sushi: Known to the rest of the world as 'Bait'. Sushi: known to the rest of the world as `Bait' Sushpect - Anyone who makes a noise (not verbal) to tell you to be quiet. Suspect software piracy? Call the SPA at 1-800-388-PIR8. Suspicion poisons a friendship. Swallow your pride, it is non-fattening. Swallowing angry words is much easier than having to eat them. Swap read error, you lose your core image. Swap read error. You lose your mind. Swastikas, skulls and crossbones, dice flashing snakeeyes Sweer's Impossibility Theorem: Nothing can be both completely general and internally consistent at the same time. Sweet Chariot portfolio: I buy stocks; they swing low! Swell-head: Nature's frantic effort to fill a vacuum. Swipple's Rule of Order: He who shouts the loudest has the floor. Swords to Ploughs? Wouldn't they be small? SX=Sexually eXtinct,also known as neutered,ergo an SX Sybil was a multi user. Sylvester Stallone answering machine: Yo! You! Message! Now! Symptomatic, but not contagious. Synonym: A word you use when you can't spell the other. Synonym: A word used when you can't spell the first one. Synonym: A word you use when you can't spell the other. Syntax Error in KITCHEN.H : COFFEE not found. Syntax: Why not? In Canada, we tax everything... Syntax? Why not? They tax everything else. SYNTAX? Why not, they tax everything else! Syntax? Why not? They tax everything else! Synthetic Scotch..........synthetic commanders. Scotty SysOp (sis' op) n. -- The guy laughing at your typing. SysOp (sis'-op) n. -- Person with a basement tan... Sysop love habits revealed: on the next "Geraldo!" Sysop not found! Please notify computer Sysop not found! Please notify computer. SysOp not found! Please notify computer... Sysop requesting chat. Press Alt-H for chat mode. SYSOP stands for: Sent Your Spouse Obsene Pictures Sysop! Your BBS gave me a 'Printer Out Of Paper' error!! SysOp'ing: Not Just An Adventure. It's A JOB! SysOp.exe not found....BBS Halted SysOp: (Noun) One who constantly reconfigures. SysOp: Gofer in charge of bolts, wires & electricity SysOp: It's a Tough Job, but Someone has to do it! Sysop: pupa stage of a moderator. SYSOP: Snooty Yuppie Sitting On Potty SYSOP: The guy laughing at your typing. SYSOP: The guy that is laughing at your typing! SYSOP: The guy that is laughing at your typing. SYSOP: The person sitting there laughing as you type! Sysoping makes you fat. Sysoping, not just an adventure, sometimes it's emesis. Sysoping...it's not just an adventure, it's a job! Sysoping: it's not just an adventure, it's a job. Sysoping: More fun than being beaten with a sledgehammer Sysoping: More fun than being beaten with a sledgehammer. Sysoping: Not just an adventure, it's a job.. Sysoping: Not just an adventure, it's a job... SysOps do it as a nightly event. SysOps never sleep! SysOps will take you to disk. System checkpoint complete. System Crash (A)bort (R)etry (T)hrowup SYSTEM ERROR #1303, Power NOT on!! SYSTEM ERROR 1303: POWER NOT ON SYSTEM ERROR. Press F13 to continue. SYSTEM ERROR: press F13 to continue. SYSTEM ERROR: press F13 to continue... SYSTEM ERROR: Press F13 to continue SYSTEM ERROR: press F13 to continue... System Error:003 Dynamic clinking error, Beer spilled. System Failure. Push (B)ullshit (W)hine (S)urrender. System going down at 1:45 this afternoon for disk crashing. SYSTEM HALTED - Press all keys at once to continue System halted -- Press any key to do nothing SYSTEM HALTED! User unable to locate coffee..... System maintenance about to begin. System One RPG: Realism & Simplicity at their best! System restarting, wait. Systems Recruiting in the US & Canada Systems Recruiting in the USA & Canada Systems should be described as simply as possible, but no simpler.--Einstein s}{-ô][..._iSɻ () - SRո¿s... SǶƵô][...ܭs\ () ô bsRո¿S... T'dit, t'dit, t'dit, t'dats all folks! T'Pring,T'Pow,T'Pooh. The sound a Vulcan makes while shooting. t's seven o'clock and I wanna rock wanna get a belly full of beer. t+is +ag+Ni SuGv|vED mm +D C-AsH| T-Shirts - Taglines for the Computer Illiterate.... t. T.A.G.-line Lotto: [********] <- Scratch here to reveal prize. Tablet............ A small table. Tablet: A small table. Tabloid: A newspaper with a permanent crime wave. Taco Bell did NOT write "Canon in D". Taco Bell is not a Mexican phone company. TACO BELL: A beautiful Mexican waitress. Taco Bell: The Mexican phone company. Tact - changing the subject without changing the mind. TACT : a mutual agreement to be full of s**t! Tact is for weenies. Tact is getting your point across without stabbing someone with it. Tact is knowing how far to go in going too far. Tact is rubbing out another's mistake instead or rubbing it in. Tact is the intelligence of the heart. Tact is the unsaid part of what you're thinking. Tact: Describing others as they see themselves. Tact: Recalling a lady's birthday but forgetting her age. Tactful in dealing with superiors: Knows when to keep mouth shut TacTics= candy for dyslexics. Tag - Your it! How childish... Tag it!! Tag line continued from previous message Tag line #27, See Apendix C, pg 245 Tag line thievery ... On the next Geraldo! Tag line thievery..Comin' up next on Geraldo. Tag line thievery..Coming up next on Geraldo. Tag lines are irrelevant if you don't understand them. Tag Lines are irrelevent. Tag lite--a third less funny than a regular tag. Tag Theives Inc. Now accepting applications! Tag under demolition. BLASTING AREA - NO CB'S Tag your it! TAG! YOU'RE IT! Tag, tag, tag ... all you ever do is tag! Tag, Tag, Tag all you ever do is Tag! Tag-line ! You're `it' !!! Tag..... You're it! Tagged you...Your it.... Tagito ergo sum (I Tag, therefore I am). Tagito ergo sum (I tag, therefore I am) Tagless messages just look naked !!!! Tagless messages just look naked somehow... Tagline (n): High Technology Bumper Sticker. Tagline access denied! Tagline affixed in compliance with Moderators Rules. Tagline affixed in compliance with Stuffed Articles Act. Tagline affixed in compliance with Stuffed Articles Act. Do not tear. Tagline cancelled due to lack of interest! Tagline delivery delayed due to bad roads. Tagline dispenser temporarily out of order... Tagline droped due to budget cuts. Tagline dropped due to budget cuts. Tagline Error at 000H:13H4 Tagline error. Contact your systems programmer. Tagline fever is the primary symptom of the Blue Wave epidemic!! Tagline For Sale CHEAP. Insert $1.00 into drive A:. Tagline frequencies are Open.... Tagline generator halted - please stand by..... Tagline Has Been Cleared To Prevent Burn-In. Tagline Lotto: <- Scratch here to reveal prize. Tagline Lotto: <- Scratch here for prize Tagline Lotto: <- Scratch here for prize. Tagline Lotto: <- Scratch here to reveal prize. TAGLINE NOT FOUND - SYSTEM HALTED. Tagline not Found -- Please Notify Sysop! Tagline not found: Moderator deleted. Tagline Out To Lunch. Back in an hour. Tagline Out To Lunch. Back in an hour. TAGLINE RAILROAD CROSSING: IIIIIIIIIIII | IIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII Tagline readers DO IT on the bottom. TagLine Serial No.10397 - (C) 1990, All rights reserved TagLine Serial No.10398 - (C) 1991, All rights reserved TagLine Serial No.23459 - (C) 1992, All rights reserved Tagline shortage. Please help recycle taglines. Tagline shortage. Please help recycle taglines. Tagline space to let. Inquire within. Tagline stealing is the sincerest form of flattery. Tagline stolen by SLMR20 from SLMR105 from SLMR10. Tagline Subsystem down at this time. Tagline theft is a compliment. Tagline theft isn't a crime, it's an art. Tagline Thievery ...Comin' up next on Geraldo Tagline thievery...on the next Geraldo! Tagline Thieves Local #721 Tagline too old! Please replace by a later version. TAGLINE UNCLEAR, ASK AGAIN LATER Tagline uncloaking dead ahead Sir... Tagline wanted. Apply within ====================> Tagline will self destruct in 10 seconds.... Tagline Witheld: Patent Pending. Tagline withheld by request of message writer. Tagline! You're it! Tagline* If you read it ... You're it!! Tagline, You're it! Tagline: Universal Wisdom in 45 bytes. Tagline? Tagline? I don't need no stinking Tagline!!! Tagline? What's a tagline? Tagline? My dog ate it, yeah, that's right. Tagline? Tagline? You don't deserve bloody a tagline! Tagline? What tagline?..... Tagline? You don't deserve a fucking tagline! Taglines \'tag-linz \ The bumperstickers of BBS'ing. Taglines - not just for messages anymore. Taglines and Taglines........... Taglines are almost as bad as bumper stickers. Taglines are for idiots. Taglines are for morons. TagLines are for the perpetually Bored. Taglines are for those people who tagalong long time. Taglines are for wimps Taglines are irrelevant. Taglines are irrelevant. You will be assimilated into the Taglines are irrelevant. You will be assimilated into the Blue Wave. Taglines are irrelevant. You will be assimilated into the\SLMR Taglines are JCTFxxxx.ZIP Avaliable on The DLS&M. Taglines are like sex and ZIP files: You give and use and still have! Taglines are no good unless you can annoy someone. Taglines are Satanical - It says so in MY bible Taglines are seeds for Doctorate thesis. Taglines are the bumper stickers of the '90s. Taglines cause cancer. Taglines deleted ...... Taglines duplicate when you remove the tag saying "Do not remove". Taglines make great Christmas gifts. Taglines mean nothing to me! TAGLINES needs four moderators. Just in case one is on vacation. Taglines of the next generation series #923882. Taglines R Us (January Clearance Now In Progress!) Taglines should be GAGlines. Taglines sold by weight, not volume! Taglines that make you go "Hmmm..." Taglines that make you go "Hmmmmmmmmmmmm..." Taglines unite! Stop kidnapping of taglines. Taglines wanted! Taglines were invented by people with nothing to say Taglines! Taglines! I like Cal Webster Taglines! Taglines!!!??? We don't need no stinking taglines!! Taglines- the REAL reason for echomail Taglines--A place to dry wet tags. Taglines.... Steal 'em. We'll make more! Taglines...one line freedom of speech! Taglines...the electronic "bumper sticker"... Taglines: and How They Affect Women. Next On Oprah. TAGLINES: FACT OR FICTION? On Geraldo! TAGLINES: FACT OR FICTION? On the next GERALDO ! Taglines: Steal all you want, we'll make more! Taglines: the restroom wall of BBS'ing. Taglines: Things that make you go 'Hmmm.....' Taglines: your chance to piss someone off. Taglines:The number one reason for getting a mail reader! Taglines? Taglines? I doan wan' no stinkin' taglines! Taglines? We doan need no stinkin' taglines... TAGLINES?! We don't need no steenkin' tagline Taglines??? I thought you asked to see my tanlines! Tagman will return after these commercial messages. tagtagtagtagtagtagtagtagtagtagtagtagtagtagtagtagtagtag tagtagtagtagtagtagtagtagtagtagtagtagtagtagtagtagtagtagtag Tagword. taH pagh taHbe' - Thought Master William epetai-Shakespea taH pagh taHbe'-- Hamlet Act III, scene i Tailgater - one who makes ends meet. Tailgater--one who makes ends meet. TAILHOOK CONVENTION VIOLATES LOOK AND FEEL Tain't nobody's business (not even mine). Take 2 and hit to right... Take 20 aspirins, and you'll feel better if you wake up. Take a bite out of crime .. Abolish the IRS! Take a bottle of Apirin and call me next month. Take a congressman to lunch. You will need a tenderiser. Take a minute to BEAT your Moderator. Take an astronaut to launch. Take care of the pennies and... Who stole my dollars? Take egotism out, and you castrate the benefactors. Take it as it comes. Take it for what it's Worthless Take it from me - he's got the goods. Take it from Rodney King and Reginald Denny, stay in your car Take it slow, but take it. And don't forget to KEEP IT FUN. Take my advice (I don't need it any more!) Take my advice, I don't use it anyway. Take my advice. I don't use it anyway. Take my advice. I'm not using it. Take my advice...I'm not using it Take my advice...I'm not using it anyway! Take my advice...I'm not using it. Take no friends and leave no enemies. Take off eh! Take pot to the beach; leave no tern unstoned. Take the antiderivative of (tan 3x^2)/5x... Take the bull by the hand and avoid mixed metaphors. Take the bull by the hand, and don't mix metaphors. Take the law into your own hands? Take The Quantum Leap: 10p&2a ET/7p&11p Mondays-Fridays on SciFi Channel Take The Quantum Leap: 11:30 AM & Midnight Mondays-Fridays on USA Take the steps, the elevator don't work. Take the time to snuff the dandelions Take This 'Conference' and Shove It. Take this bus to New Jersey! Take this s**t to the DeadHorse Conference!!! Take time to smell the roses and eventually you'll inhale a bee. Take two aspirin and call the consultant. Take two crows and caw me in the morning Take two crows and caw me in the morning. Take two taglines and call me in the morning. Take what you can use and let the rest go by. Take what you want - leave some if you want. No ratios. Take Windows and bloat it some more, and what do you get? NT! Take your levity whenever and wherever you can find it. Taken as a whole, the universe is absurd Takes a little effort to make PCBoard do un-natural acts. Takes a Wanking and keeps on cranking! Takes advantage of every opportunity to progress: Buys superiors' drinks TAKES MANY NAILS TO BUILD CRIB, BUT ONE SCREW TO FILL IT !!!! Takes pride in work: Conceited. -work evaluationese Taking a QUANTUM LEAP into the past. Taking a turn for the worst. Taking the wind out of Windows... Taking up collection to give Barney a one way ticket to Jurassic Park! Taking up collection to give Barney one way ticket to Jurassic Park! Talgine - The pain of seeing a misspelled taglinne. Talk about memory, this system includes a sense of guilt. Talk back, tremblin' lips! Talk is cheap - Because supply exceeds demand. Talk is cheap . . . until you hire a lawyer. Talk is cheap because Supply exceeds Demand .. Talk is cheap because supply inevitably exceeds demand... Talk is cheap since supply exceeds demand. Talk is cheap unless you hire a lawyer. Talk is cheap until you hire a lawyer. Talk is cheap, because supply exceeds demand Talk is cheap, because supply exceeds demand... Talk is cheap, until you hire a lawyer. Talk is cheap... till you hire a lawyer. Talk is cheap...except when Congress does it. Talk to a Plant...It's rewarding... Talk to your Plant often; it doesn't cost a Penny! Talk while making love: "Relax, ain't nobody comin'" Talking is a disease of age. Talking is another disease of age. Talking of bulls is not like being in the bull ring. Tamarie Simmons on screen. Set phasers to Slaughter. Tammy Faye loves you. Everyone else thinks you're an ass Tandy America's Technology. Sure! TANSTAAFL Taoism: Shit Happens. Tap here >>>>>>>>>> <<<<<<<<<< with HAMMER for a new monitor! Tape, staples, stitches, glue: John Bobbitt's shopping list. Tape,staples,stitches,glue: John Bobbit's shopping list. TARDIS Express - When it absolutely must be there BEFORE you send it! TARFU -- Things are Really Fouled Up Tarzan of Borg: Me assimilate. You assimilated. Tasha Yar doesn't support Data entry...it never happened! Taste my steel, pasty boy! Taste...a creamy, fish-like taste. tasteful words. You might have to eat them. Tastes great! Tatercrater - Hole dug in mashed potatoes to keep the gravy in. Tax forms should read "income owed us" and "in commode you". Tax reform: Don't tax you or me, tax that fellow there. Tax Shelter- A way to spend a buck to save fifty cents. Taxation *WITH* representation ain't so hot, either. Taxation is little more than legalized extortion. Taxation is Theft! Taxation WITH representation isn't so hot, either. Taxation without representation was cause for revolt. We say no more taxes! Taxes are not levied for the benefit of the taxed. Taxidermy Cafe: Let us stuff you. Td tada: Football player holds up his arms and celebrates after a goal. Teacher (according to a child): A non-violent mother. Teacher said it was dain bramage... Teachers have class. Teachers make little things count. Teachers would do it....but with class!! Teaching is the art of assisting discovery. Teaching is the fine art of imparting knowledge without possessing it. Teaching: Appearing to have known your subject forever. Teamwork gives you someone else to blame. Teamwork is essential it allows you to blame someone else Teamwork is vital! It gives you someone to blame. Teamwork is vital! (It gives you someone to blame.) Teamwork is vital, it gives you someone to blame... Teamwork is vital... it gives you someone to blame. Teamworkorkorkorkorkork is essential, it gives them someone else to shoot at. Tech Support is Just A Busy Signal Away Tech Support is just a busy signal away. Tech Support: Not just a job, an adventure! Tech writers do it manually. Techies do it till it Hz. TECHNICALITY: Someone *ELSES* Constitutional rights.. Technician in search of a network.... Technicians DO IT with precision! Technicians tinker. Engineers tearit up. Technological Civilization: Redundant or Contradictory? Ted Kennedy Bumper Sticker: My other car is underwater Ted Kennedy Party Tip - Take Off Pants, Mingle Ted Kennedy party tip: take off pants and mingle. Ted Kennedy Party Tip: Take off pants, mingle Ted Kennedy Virus: Crashes your computer, but denies it ever happened. Ted Kennedy's bumper sticker: My other car is under water Ted Kennedy's Bumper Sticker: My other car is underwater Teen Lesbian Nazi Hooker Nuns on the next Geraldo. Teen Lesbian Nazi Hookers Raped by UFOs! - Geraldo Teen-age Mutant Ninja Haggis!! Teenage Mutant Ninja *WHAT*???? Teenage Mutant Ninja Barbers. Teenager: Having tunnel vision and selective hearing. Teenagers are punishment for enjoying sex!! Teenagers are your punishment for enjoying sex! Teenagers, God's punishment for enjoying sex. Teenagers: Your punishment for enjoying sex Teeth were not made for stripping wires. Telecommuncations -- A bit far fetched. Telecommuncations is a bit far fetched. Telecommunications is a bit far fetched. Telecommunications is a bit far-fetched. Telecommunicators are special people. Telemate built-in multi-tasking is great! Telepathy is minding someone else's business. Teleportation affects your orientation. Televators - The rolling line on a TV when the Horizontal hold is out Television gives good disaster. Television is to media what hydrogen bombs are to explosives. Television proves people will look at except each other. Television: Society's best pesticide for the reading bug. Tell a child he got 1 right, not 99 wrong. Tell a lie and find the truth. Tell Godot I couldn't wait. Tell it to the Judge Tell me again how I'm lucky to work here..I keep forgetting Tell me again why you named your kid "Rasputin?" Tell me how,. Dave. Tell me more about these "habits". Beverly Tell me now, before I spend 20 dollars on drinks. Tell me something I don't know... but, I could give her serious hell Tell me, am I supposed to be pleased or frightened? Tell no big lies today. Small ones are just as effective Tell the boss I am busy Multi-Tasking. Tell the truth and run. Tell the truth and you won't have so much to remember. Tell your modem not to walk my way. Tellarites do no argue for reasons; they simply argue. Teloustic - Tendency for people to shout when calling long distance. Temper is what gets most of us into trouble. Pride is what keeps us there. Tempest: (T)ransient (EMP) (EST)imates. Tempest: (TEM)-Wave (P)ropagation in (E)-Field (S)ite (T)esting. Tempest: (TEM)porary (PE)rsonnel (S)ecurity (T)est. Tempest: That which occurs in Teapots. Temporarily out of tag lines..... Temporary sysop access granted! Tend the molehills, the mountains look after themselves. Tennis players have fuzzy balls. Teri Hatcher is the most gorgeous actress of our era! terly insignificant blue-green planet ... Earth: Mostly Harmless ... origin: Milliways - The Restaurant at the end of Terminal Illness -- Sickness at airport Terminally clueless!! Terminator 3: Klingon female with PMS. Terminator 4: The Sex Machine, And He's Comming! Terminator bumper sticker: I TIME TRAVEL NAKED. Termites've Have Eaten Thru To Your Top Layer terra incognita. [Lat.] Terror: A female Klingon with PMS. Terror: A female Klingon with PMS Terror: a female Klingon with PMS. Tesseract now! Tessie, the Porshe 959 of Offline Reader Editors! test test test and retest Test tube babies get a womb with a view..... Test-tube babies shouldn't throw stones. Test. Test. T E S T !!! Is this thing on???? Testify 3.1: Testing 1 2 3. Hey, is this thing on? Testing One... Fiftythree... fortytwo... Tetris tagline: Teutonic [n] -- Not enough gin. Texans just do it. She it! Texas Barbecue, if you can taste the meat someone goofed. Texas math: .357 + .30x.30 + .44 = 0 Th vwls n m kbrd dn't wrk vry wll, d thy?? Th' MIND is the Pizza Palace of th' SOUL Th-th-th-that's all, folks! Th-th-th-that's all, folks. Th...th...that's all folks ! Thank Congress for the 1st 10 and the 14th ! Thank god for the `EFF'.. Last bastion of the resistant Thank God I'm an atheist! Thank God that a person can have only one MIL at a time. Thank goodness for my twit filter. Thank the family of a soldier today! Thank you for calling 911, at the tone gurgle directions for the coroner *BEEP* Thank you for encouraging my behavior. Thank you for holding your breath while I smoke. Thank you for making the last moments of my life socially awkward. Thank you for not annoying me more than you do... Thank you for observing all safety precautions. Thank you for reading this message! THANK YOU for the opportunity to enhance my TWIT list. Thank you for the wonderful tag line Thank you, God. Keep it up!!! Thank you, Mr. Moderator. I'll take it under advisement. Thank you. Thank you. Alexander will not repeat this mistake.- Worf. Thanks for not smoking, she breathed. Thanks for the tagline. :-) Thanks for your tagline list, Thanks to the Clinton Health plan taxes can never be the death of anyone. Thanks, Charles, I needed that. Thanks. I always thought having two arms wasn't challenging enough. Thanksgiving at the Bobbitts - Lorena preparing to carve a turkey. Thankya ferlettinme be mice elf, agin. Thar's Mobius Dick, the convoluted whale. That a BlueWave packet in your pocket or are you just glad to see me? That babbling brook just never did learn to keep quiet. That ball was close. Close hell, look at this knot!! That concept looks like a chicken in a windstorm. That does not compute. That does NOT compute. That explains a lot... that gets *zorched* in FIDO. (I *presume* FIDO does it, because they That great dust heap called 'history'" -- Birrel That is a two part question ... That is what I'd call a dead parrot! That is, IF you can think of 50 tag lines.... That looks like a...Romulan warbirNO CARRIER That man is richest whose pleasures are cheapest. That must be wonderful! I don't understand it at all. That must be wonderful. I don't understand it at all. That must be wonderful; I don't understand it at all. Molier. That old Velveeta really sticks like glue! That rabbit's got a vicious streak a mile long! That Rabbit's got a vicious streak a mile wide! That should clear out your sinuses. That sounds GOOD to me!! That tagline is true ---> <--- That tagline is false That tagline is true --> <-- That tagline is false. That tagline is TRUE -> "x" <- That tagline is FALSE. That tagline is TRUE -> <- That tagline is FALSE That tagline is TRUE -> <- That tagline is FALSE. That tagline is TRUE -> <- That tagline is FALSE That tagline is true--> <--That tagline is false That unit is a woman. That VTOL craft isn't going to make it LOOK OU{~~x{x{|{` NO HARRIER That was a favor I did you? That was a pointing device? My cat thought it was dinner. That was definitely the LAST bug! That was definitely the LAST bug, take my word for it. That was so fast, can you show me one more time? Troi That was so funny, I laughed 'till I stopped. That was the beer that made Mel Faymee walk us!" That was then and this is NOW! That was then, this is now. That was ZEN -- this is TAO That was Zen this is Tao That was Zen, this is Tao. That which can be imagined can also actually be reality. That which does not kill us makes us stronger. That which we resist the most is what we become. That will do it. Borg Moderator: Your Topic Is Irrelevant. That will teach exactly what to whom? That would not be an atypical Romulan ploy. That'll be $67.50 CCCHHHHHIIIIINNNNGGGG!!!! That's 'G-R-A-T-E Expectations,' also by Edmund Wells. That's a great answer, now what was my question again? That's a smug aura of respectability you see in a mirror? That's about as serious as I get! That's about the sum of it. That's all Folks That's Australian for BBS, mate. That's Bond, James Bond, double-oh-seven.. That's disgusting, but funny. That's enough, Data! That's fantastic! I could kiss you if you didn't have bad breath! That's It!!!! ARM THE ELECTRONIC BAGPIPES! That's my story and I'm stickin' to it! That's my story, and I'm sticking to it! That's no moon. It's a vice-moderator! That's not a bug, it's a FEATURE! That's not a bug, it's an enhanced feature! That's not a bug, it's an undocumented feature. That's not a bug, that's a feature That's Not a Bug, That's a FEATURE! That's not a bug, that's a feature. That's not a Bug, that's an Enhanced Feature That's not a bug, that's an undocumented feature. That's not a bug--it's an undocumented feature! That's not a bug. It's supposed to do that. That's not ass'mlation. THIS is ass'mlation. --Borg Dundee. That's not line noise--my modem's speaking in tongues! That's not my belly button. That's odd -- I had a tagline when I came in here... That's okay. The spikes broke his fall. That's racing... That's right, send a self-abused stomped elephant to: That's right, try hard to be good at the game of life. That's stronger than a garlic milkshake. That's the Heimlich manuever, *not* the Heineken manuever! That's the nuttiest idea you've had, Counselor. Geordi That's the trouble with reality -- it's taken far too seriously! That's the way it was in 1881. That's user, u s r, and then there's a space ... That's very thoughtful, Quark. *Kira It's also very small. *Odo That's what she said. That's Why God Invented Grenade Launchers! That's why GOD made your eyes; to plagiarize. the The "Any" key? See the one in the back marked "power"? The "chain" of command is often a noose. The "Morning After" pill for men: it changes your blood type. The 'c' in rap is silent. The 'danes can inherit the Earth--I'm going to the stars! The 10 million byte flamethrower. The 1st person to raise their fist, just ran out of ideas The 1st rule to smart tinkering is to save all the parts. The 23:00 News and Mail Service The 2nd amendment guarentees all the other amendments. The 2nd Amendment is alive and well in Massachusettes... The 3 kinds of lies - lies, damned lies & statistics - MT The 4 food groups: Fast,Frozen,Instant & Microwave The 486SX: Intel's test of your gullibility The 486SX: Intel's test of your gullibility! The Abort, Retry, Fail ? The above opinion is worth 2 cents. The above statement is not true: The absent are always at fault. The advantage of a Toyota is that when you run out of gas you can cary it. The advantage to being a pessimist is that all your surprises are pleasant. The adverb always follows the verb. The agony of delete. The agony of delete... The agony of delete.... The American Dream BBS moves to Callahan FL Soon The animals can't tell you, you just gotta know. The Anita Hill Doll: pull string; it talks after 10 years The Answer is 42 The answer is ashdkjhasdhgsaghjadgasdsad The answer is easier when the question is hypothetical. The Ants are my friends; they're blowing in the wind. The Arlington Software Exchange * 703-532-7143 The arrogance of age must submit to be taught by youth. The art of holding 8 oz of liquid in your mouth without swallowing? The attacker must vanquish; the defender need only survive. The attention span of a computer is only as long as its electrical cord. The average grand piano contains over 12,000 parts. The Away Team went on a mission and all I got was this lo\SLMR\TAGLIN The backup isn't over until the FAT table sings. The backup's not over 'til the FAT table sings. The backup's not over till the FAT table sings! The Bare Facts About Nevada Agriculture. The basis of optimism is sheer terror. The BBS in English. The BBS of the Stars!" The BBS on a mission from God. The BBS that 'Rocks Philadelphia'. The BBS that asks the question, but doesn't care about the answer. The BBS that boldly goes. We haven't figured out where yet. The BBS that cares enough to send the very best. The BBS that dares to ask the question: 'Huh?' The BBS that gives your modem an April fresh smell. The BBS that glows in the dark. The BBS that looks GREAT in silk stockings. The BBS that melts in your mouth, not in your hand. The BBS that never repeats repeats itself itself... The BBS that never sleeps. The BBS that promises an orgasm on each call... SO, we lied. The BBS that they invented autodial for. The BBS to have when you're having only one. The BBS with a hint of musk. The BBS with Take-out. The BBS with the best g-spots...er...g-files around. The BBS you wrote home about... The BBS your mother warned you about. The beard does not make the philosopher. The bearing of a child takes nine months, no matter how many women are assigned to the project. The beatings will continue until morale improves! The beatings will continue until morale improves. The beatings will continue utill moral improves. The believer is happy; the doubter is wise..Hungarian proverb The best alternative to INTELLIGENCE is SILENCE. The best armor is to keep out of range. The best audience is intelligent, well educated and a little drunk. The best audience is intelligent, well educated, and mildly drunk. The best audience: Intelligent, well-educated, and drunk. The best blood at times gets into fools and mosquitoes. The best cure for insomnia is a Monday morning. The best cure for insomnia is to get a lot of sleep. The best cure for insomnia is to get a lot of sleep. ___ Blue Wave/QWK v2.12 The best cure for the nations economy would be economy. The best defense against logic is stupidity. The best defense is a good offense. The best defense is to stay out of range. The best doctor is the one you hunt for and can't find. The best doctor is the one you run for and can't find. The best draftees are married men, they take orders. The best equipment for your work is, of course, the most expensive. The best fish swim near the bottom. The best government is the least government. The best government teaches us to govern ourselves. The best insomnia cure is a good night's sleep. The best laid plans often go a fowl. The best memos are the least memos. The best mirror is an old friend. The Best Of Holiday Greetings And Wishes To You All...... The best of intentions must still have directions ! The best prophet of the future is the past. The best selling import, Toyota, is far from the best selling car in America. The best substitute for experience is being a teenager. The best thing about growing older is that it takes such a long time. The best thing to hold onto in this world is each other. The best things in life aren't things. The best time to buy anything is last year. The best topping for really HOT sex is ... Tabasco! The best topping for really HOT sex is..Tabasco! The best vacations are spent near the budget. The best water doesn't come in fancy bottles. The best way out of a difficulty is through it. The best way out of difficulty is through it. The best way to accelerate a Mac is at 32 ft/sec The best way to accelerate a Mac is at 9.8 m/s^2 The best way to accelerate a Mac is at 9.8 m/s The best way to accelerate a MAC is at 9.8 Meters/Sec! The best way to accelerate a Mac is at ESCAPE VELOCITY. The best way to accelerate Windows is at escape velocity. The best way to cheer yourself up is to try to cheer somebody else up. The best way to get ahead is to use the one you've got. The best way to have a good idea is to have a lot of ideas. The best way to hold your beer is in a glass. The best way to keep your friends is not to give them away. The best way to keep your word is not to give it. The best way to refold a map is differently. The best way to save face is to keep the lower part shut. The best writing never appears. The better you look, the more you'll see. The Bible doesn't need to be rewritten, it needs to be reread. The Big Bloodsucker Bites The Big One... The bigger the bankroll, the tighter the band around it. The Bigger the Drive,the more Junk Collected The Bigger the Drive,the more Junk Collected. The bigger the theory, the better. The biggest mistake that you can make... The bird of paradise alights upon the hand that does not grasp. The bird of war is not the eagle but the stork. The bird that can sing and won't sing must be made to sing. The bird: a nest, the spider: a web, man: friendship. THE BLIND MAN'S BLUFF (404)361-2496 APOGEE SOFTWARE DIST. The blood of the soldier makes the glory of the general. The blue light was my mind.... Robert Johnson The Blue Wave Offline Mail Reader v2.12 The Blue Wave packets are not in the main computer. The Bobbitt interview was running a little long, so they cut him off. The Bobbitts A marriage made in hell. The Bobbitts ... A marriage made in hell. The Bobbitts A marriage made in hell. The Bobbitts: A marriage made in hell. The Bobbitts: Married - June 18, 1989; Severed - June 23, 1993. The Bobbitts: Set of sickos for the nasty nineties! The bootup's not over till the FAT table sings. The Borg - plastic surgery taken too far. The Borg -- plastic surgery taken too far The Borg -- plastic surgery taken too far. The Borg are coming! Quick! Try and look useless! The Borg are coming! Quick!! Try and look useless!!! The Borg are coming! Quick, try and look useless The borg assimilated me and all I got was this T-Shirt. The Borg assimilated my culture and all I got was this t-shirt! The Borg assimilated my race & all I got was this T-shirt The Borg assimilated my race and all I got was this lousy\SLMR\TAG The Borg Cable Co: The subscriber's wishes are irrelevant The Borg Cable Co: The subscriber's wishes are irrelevant! The Borg Empire: an Equal Opportunity Assimilator. The Borg Empire: an Equal Opportunity Assimilator." The Borg have neither honor or courage. The Borg Ship - "It's Hip To Be Square" The Borg: A liberal government in the 25th century. THE BORG: Calm, Cool and Collective... The boss is always right. THE BOSS IS COMING! QUICK, PRESS ESC! The boss said "Leave an emergency # while on vacation."I wrote "911". The boundary of world peace is in the heart of each human being. The Bowery Boys Meet Bigfoot. The Boy Scouts is like the army with adult supervision. The boys may be marching, but they know not where. The Bride of Bigfoot. The buck doesn't even slow down here! The buck doesn't even slow down here. The buck never got here! -- Bill Clinton The buck starts here. The buck stops at the desk over there. The buck stops at the next desk. The buck stops here, the doe just visits. The Buck stops here, the Doe just visits.. The Buck stops here, the Dough just visits.. The buck stops here. The budget deficit will be gone by the time the earth explodes. The bug starts here. The bug stops here. The bugs will go away when you turn off the computer! The butler did it. The Caldecott Tunnel has less traffic than that vagina. The camera never lies... except when it comes to nude celebrities! The Cardassian Cable Co.: 4 channels? No, we have *5* channels! The castle of aaaaaaaargh The cat crept into the crypt, crapped, and crept out agai The cat is eating my mouse! No,No Kitty... The cautious seldom err. The Chairman of the Department of Redundancey Department Chairman. The chances are very much against it. The characters in this message are recyclable The characters in this message are recyclable. The check's in the e-mail. The chief cause of divorce is matrimony. The chief cause of problems is solutions. The child had every toy his father wanted. The chip's canna' take much more o'this, Captain. The choice of a new generation. The choice: Roll over or stand up to the challenge. The Church of St Todd the Incontinent The Church of St. Humid the Incontinent. The Church of the Sub-Genius can save your sanity! The cinema is not a slice of life but a piece of cake. The city is not a concrete jungle. It is a human zoo. The client who pays the least, always complains the most. The Clinton Administration--Taxation Without Hesitation. The Clinton Armed Forces- Eat, Drink and be Mary. The CLOCK$ stops here. The closest I've been to a woman is Kitana, Mileena, Chun Li & Cammy! The coast was clear. The COBOL Crisis: "But it worked in test". The COBOL Crisis: "But it worked in test". The college I went to was so small the debate team was a schizophrenic The computer is incredibly fast, accurate, and stupid. The computer is incredibly fast, accurate, and stupid.... The Computer is Watching. The computer made me do it; HONEST! The computer you bought today, became obsolete yesterday. The consumer is not a moron, it is your spouse. The cost of feathers has risen, now even down is up. The cost of feathers has risen... Now even DOWN is up! The cost of feathers has risen...Now even DOWN is up! The cost of feathers is higher, that makes down up. The cost of living hasn't affected its popularity. The cost of memory chips went up. I forget how much. The Counselor and I will be indisposed today. Riker The course of true anything never does run smooth. The course of true anything never does run smoothly. The covers of some books are too far apart. The cow is a machine which makes grass fit for us people to eat. The cow is nothing but a machine with makes grass fit for us people to eat. The creature appears hostile! - Calvin to a moderator. The crisis of today is the joke of tomorrow. The cruelest lies are told in silence. The cure for writer's cramp is writer's block. The cure may be worse than the disease. The current death rate? One per person, of course. The customer takes out a gun and shoots the owner. The Cute, Sweet, Little One! The cycle will repeat itself. The day divides the nights. Nightime devours the day. The Day of Judgement is approaching, or it is not. The days of the digital watch are numbered The days of the digital watch are numbered. The dead have peace. We have Bill Clinton. The dead outnumber the living more than 30 to 1. The Dead Shall Walk the Earth and Dine on Flesh The Decline of Western Civilization, Part III: The Grammy Years The deeper the sorrow, the less tongue hath it. The Demo Zone - 081 5978174 - After 5pm - Try before U buy! The dentist never talks to his patients until the drill is in their mouths. The desire of knowledge increases ever... The desire to work is confined to classified ads. The destination is unknown at the start of many journeys. The devil can cite Scripture for his purpose. The Devil falls on account of his gravity. The devil finds work for idle glands. The Devil made me read Zmodem docs....... The difference between boogers & broccoli ?? kids won't eat broccoli The difference between doing it and not doing it is doing The difference between ideas and results is a good manager. The difference between LIKE and LOVE...SPIT or SWALLOW... The difference between snowmen and snowwomen? Snowballs! The difference between Windows and a virus? Virus is free. The difficult we do immediately. Impossible takes longer. The difficult we do today; the impossible takes a little longer. The dimmer the light, the greater the scandal. The discontented man finds no easy chair. The disks are getting full; purge a file today. The dispensing of injustice is always in the right hands. The Disruptor as been purposly sabotize to conceal a transporter beam. The dog ate my .REP packet. The dog ate my Bluewave packet. The Dog Star is a very Sirius matter. The door is the key. The dough always stops over there. The dough NEVER stops here. The dough stops here. The Dream State The drummer is level when he drools out both sides of his mouth. The Dunny Bowl, Clitoris and Anniversary - Why do males miss all 3 ? The Dunny, The Clitoris and Anniversaries - Why do males miss all 3 ? The Duracel bunny was arrested and is being charged with battery. The dylithium crystals cannae handle it,Cap'n! The early bird gets the worm. The early bird suffers from insomnia. The early worm gets the bird. The early worm has a death wish. The Earth changed.Your fathers changed. The earth is like a tiny grain of sand, only heavier The earth is like a tiny grain of sand, only heavier! The earth is like a tiny grain of sand, only heavier. The earth is like a tiny grain of sand, only much bigger. The Earth is like a tiny grain of sand, only much bigger. The earth is like a tiny grain of sand, only much heavier The Earth is like a tiny grain of sand, only much much heavier. The earth is like a tiny grain of sand, only much, much heavier. The Earth is our home....Clean your room!!! The Earth is our Mother & our 9 months are up The easy way is always mined. The easy way is always the hardest way. The Einstein theory is relatively simple. The Electric Chair Choice: Regular or Extra Crispy. The Electric Chair Choice: Regular or Extra Crispy? The embrace of love held too tightly can destroy. The emptier the head,the harder it is to fill The END (and more than you wanted to know) The end is near--but wait for the sequel! The end is what usually justifies the diet. The end of a battle is not the same thing as peace ! The enemy diversion you have been ignoring will be the main attack. The enemy is fear. We think it is hate; but, it is fear..Gandhi The Energizer Bunny was arrested! He was charged with BATTERY... The English may not like music, but they absolutely love the noise it makes The Enterprise runs OS/2 v9.1! (The Ferengi use Win NT) The eventual supremacy of reason should be accepted. The evidence before the court is incontrovertible... The eyes of wolves are flowers fertilized in evil brains. The F-15 Eagle: If it's up, we'll shoot it down. If it's down, we'll blow it up. The fact that it works is immaterial. The fairest rose at last will be withered. The falsely dramatic obscures the truly dull. The famous politician was trying to save both his faces. The faster you go, the shorter you are-- Einstein The fastest ewes and slowest rams produce the virgin wool The Fear of God is second to Fear of Snakes The Fear of SNAKES out does the Fear Of G The fear of sponge-cats is the beginning of wisdom. The few, the proud, the Windows 3.0 & SX owners. The fewer our wants, the more we resemble the gods. The fewer the facts, the stronger the opinion. The finest gift is a portion of thyself. The first and worst of all frauds is to cheat one's self. The first Christian gets the hungriest lions. The first duty of a revolutionary is to get away with it. The First Liar Never Has A Chance The first loss is the easiest. The First Myth of Management - It exists. The first myth of management is that it exists. The first myth of management is that management exists. The first rule of intelligent tinkering is save all parts The first rule of intelligent tinkering is to save all the parts. The first sigh of love is the last of wisdom. tHE fIRST sTEP iS tO tAKE oFF tHE cAPS lOCK. The first step towards philosophy is incredulity. The first stereophonic BBS. The first ten million years were the worst. The first thing I do in the morning is brush my teeth and sharpen my tongue. The first wealth is health. The first woman Byte Brother The fish in the sea are as good as the fish removed. The flogging will continue until morale improves... The flogging will continue until the morale improves. The floggings WILL continue until morale improves! The floggings will continue until morale improves. The flood has arrived, may we interest you in an ark? The flush toilet is the basis of western civilization. The flush toilet is the basis of Western civilization. The food here is terrible, and the portions are too small. The fool wanders; the wise man travels. The fool who is silent can pass for wise. The foolish are easy to amuse. The footprint of the owner is the best manure. The four food groups: Caffiene, Chocolate, Sugar, and Sex. The Four Food Groups: Caffine, Chocolate, Sugar and Sex. The Four Food Groups: Caffine, Chocolate, Sugar, and Sex. The four food groups: coffee, ice cream, beer and pizza. The fourth law of thermodynamics: The perversity of the universe tends towards a maximum. The Freedom Line - Where are all our POW's? The French take care of themselves - except in wartime. The fully interchangeable BBS. The fun part is to get her to purrrr! The further away from home you are the harder your pecker gets. The future comes March, 1992. The future is a convienient place for dreams- A. France The future is a myth created by insurance salesmen and high school counselors. The future is like the present, only longer. The future is much like the present, only longer! The future is not what it used to be. The future is when you'll wish you'd done what you aren't doing now. The future isn't what it used to be. The future lies ahead. The past lies, lies, lies, The future will be like the past, only more expensive The future's so bright, I gotta wear shades! The future's so bright, I gotta wear shades. The future's uncertain and the end is always near. The future's uncertain and the end is always near... The Gang And The Government Are No Different The garbage disposal gods sometimes demand an offering of a spoon. The General Theory of Relativity is too specific. The generation of random numbers is too important to be left to chance. The gentlemen looked one another over with microscopic carelessness. The ghost of things to be avoided. The giving hand ... receives The glory of creation is in its infinite diversity. The goal of Computing Science is to build something that will last at least until we've finished building it. -- David Oster. The gods play games with men as balls. The Golden Age will come only when men have forgotten gold The golden rule: He who has the gold makes the rules. The golden years suck The good lord willing and the board don't crash. The good news is that the bad news was wrong... The good of the people is the chief law. The good old days: Beer foamed and dishwater didn't. The government just rezoned my body, I'm now a public waste area. The Grass is Brown on BOTH sides of the Fence... The graveyards are full of indispensable men. The graveyards are full of indispensable people. The great thing about an Isusu is that it dosn't stick in my truck's wheelwell. The greater the ignorance the greater the dogmatism. The greatest ability is dependability. The greatest cunning is to have none at all. The greatest fault is to be conscious of none. The greatest griefs are those we cause ourselves. The greatest hate springs from the greatest love. The greatest headaches are those we cause ourselves. The greatest man in history was the poorest. The greatest monster of them all is ignorance ! The greatest of faults is to be conscious of none. The greatest pleasure in life is doing what people said couldn't be done. The greatest pleasure is doing what they said couldn't be done. The greatest pleasure--doing what they said couldn't be done. The greatest productive force is selfishness! The greatest remedy for anger is delay. The Greatest Right is the Right 'To Fail' The Grim File Reaper The Guide is definitive. Reality is frequently inaccurate. The guy sure looks like plant food to me! The happy and the powerful never willingly go into exile. The Hard Disk Cafe! (618)-684-3990 HST/V32 24Hrs WC2.55 The hard disk you save may be your own The hard disk you save may be your own. The Harder you work . . . the luckier you get The harder you work the luckier you get. The hardest years are between 10 and 70. The head nurse? Over there. The one with the dirty knees. The Hearbeat of America, that's todays IBM! The heart is not a logical organ. The heart is wiser than the intellect. The heart is wiser than the intellect... The hell with the prime directive, let's kill something. The hell with the prime directive; let's kill something! The hell with your mountains ! Drink Bud.(G) The hidden flaw never remains hidden. The higher the ape climbs the more he shows his bald haunches. The highest bidder catches the most politicians. The highest praise in cyberspace is having your tags stolen. The hills were worn down by eroticism The HMVH Corporation BBS thrives on RemoteAccess... The hole and the patch should be commensurate. The Holistic BBS: Home of the "Post with the Most" The Holy Trinity of Rock: E-A-B, E-A-B-A. The homeless make good road bumps. The honeymoon is that short period of doting between dating and debting. The Hostess will seat you now. The hot dog is the homeless eagle of free enterprise. The Hubbell works fine; all that stuff IS blurry! The human mind ordinarily operates at only ten percent of its capacity - the rest is overhead for the operating system. The human race has only one effective weapon, and that is laughter. The human race is still in beta test. The human race is still in beta test... The human race is still in eta test. The hurrieder I go, the behinder I get! The hurrieder I go, the behinder I get.... The hurrier I go, the behinder I get. The idea of fitting in just .. repels me. -- Guinan. The idea of male and female are universal constants. The ill-tempered cannot teach. Hillel The illuminati aren't out to get you. What was your name again? The immoratal words of Socrates -- "I drank what?" The incomprehensible thing about the world is that it is. The incumbents are crooks, vote them out The Industrial Strength BBS. The irony of life is that no one gets out alive The irony of life is that no one gets out alive... The irony of this is just sickening. -Calvin The JABBER crisis: "But it worked in Beta testing!" The Jabberwock, with eyes of flame The Japanese are not our saviors, they are our competitors. The Japanese call us lazy, but at least we cook our fish! The Japanese have created a word to mean vomit: Bushusuru. The Kennedy Constant: Don't get mad get even. The Kennedys' favorite sexual position: Defendant! The Kernighan & Richie Virus: "C" sickness. The keyboard is mightier than the moderator. The King is a fink! The Lab called,..... Your brain is ready! The Lab Called: Your brain is ready. The lab called; your brain's ready. The laborer is worthy of his hire, only if his labor is. The ladder of success is easier to climb when laid flat. The lame dog may miss the hunt, but not the meal. The land of Nod moderator's name was Noderator. The Last Borg Scout - Starring Patrick Stewart as Locutus The last person who said that, God rest his soul, lived to regret it. The last sound that it made was "Zap" . The last sound that it made was "Zap." The last thing I saw was this Big Blue Wave! The last two words of this sentence are umop apisdn. The law disregards trifles, has it spoken to you recently The law disregards trifles, what is this dessert called? The law hath not been dead, though it hath slept. The law neither does nor requires idle acts, wake up. The law neither does nor requires idle acts. The law of intelligent tinkering: save all the parts. The Law of Selective Gravity (The Buttered Side Down Law): An object will fall so as to do the most damage. The leading cause of statistics is smoking. The least experienced fisherman always catches the biggest fish. The Legacy of Bigfoot The less a statesman amounts to the more he loves a flag. The less a statesman amounts to, the more he loves the flag. The less influence you have, the longer you wait. The less our government gives us, the more it charges us. The less things change, the more they remain the same. The less you have to do, the less time you find to do it in. The less you say, the less you have to take back. The letters H, A, L are alphabetically adjacent to the letters I, B, M. The Light at the End of the Tunnel Could be a flame thrower. The light seen at an end of a tunnel is at the wrong end. The living world is a continuum in each and every aspect. The longer a man is wrong, the surer he is that he's right. The longer the letter, the less chance of its being read. The longer the title, the less important the job. The longer you keep your temper the better it will get. The longest list has a final item. The Lotto breaks up families. The love of a husky is a precious thing. The luck ordained for you will be coveted by others. The machine that goes...BING! The mad quoter! The magic of Windows - turn a 486-50 into a 4MHz XT... The Magic of Windows: Turns a 486 into a XT. The Magic of Windows: Turns a 486 into an XT The magic of Windoze: Turning a 486 into an XT. The mailman bringeth.. The trashmen taketh away! The Maintainer's Motto: If we can't fix it, it ain't broke. The majority is never right The majority is never right. The Majority is never right; unless it includes me The majority isn't silent--the government is deaf! The male body needs sex at all times... it's a living hell. The male sheep was badly cut, Tom rambled. The man on top walks a lonely street. The man who dies with the most toys is dead. The man who has accomplished all that he thinks worthwhile has begun to die. The man who has never been flogged has never been taught. The man who invented the eraser had the human race pretty well sized up. The man who makes no mistakes does not usually make anything. The Management reserves the right to serve refuse to anyone. The manual only makes sense AFTER you learn the program. The map is not the territory! The mark of a true MBA : often wrong, but seldom in doubt The masses are the opium of religion. The maxi-strength bbs. The meek are contesting the will. The meek may inherit earth. Those who dare, the stars. The meek shall inherit the earth, but no mineral rights. The meek shall inherit the earth, but not its mineral rights. The meek shall inherit the earth. The rest of us will go to the stars. The meek shall inherit the earth. They are too weak to refuse. The meek shall inherit the Earth...We shall inherit the Stars The message you have just read is true. Would I lie to you... Again? The metalic years, silver hair, gold teeth, lead botom. The middle of the road holds yellow lines and dead skunks The Military Salute now uses a much limper wrist The mind grows by what it feeds upon. The mind is a terrible thing to taste (Ministry) The mind is the 2nd thing to go, don't remember what's 1st The mind is the 2nd thing to go, don't remember whats 1st The mind is the place great adventures start. The mind is what the brain does. The minumum daily requirement for hugs is 4. The minute his head is in view, HIT IT WITH THE ROCK!! The miracle of Windows 3.1: Turns a 486 into an XT. The Mississippi is the nation's sewer, and Louisiana the septic tank. The mistake you make is in trying to figure it out. The mistake you make is trying to figure it out. The Mob And The Government Are No Different The mob has many heads but no brains. The moderator gave me clearance to talk about ANYTHING! The moderator has a longer attention span than my tagline file. The moderator is ALWAYS right, opposing viewpoints are not welcome. The Moderator is Dead. Long Live the Moderator. The Moderator is NOT God! God has mercy! The moderator who irritates users moderates best! NOT! The moderator's moderation is triply off-topic. The MOG-UR'S EMS * L.A., CA * 818-366-1238/8929 The mome rath isn't born that could outgrabe me. THE MONK BOUGHT LUNCH! yes he did ..... he bought a little.... The monkey speaks his mind. The moon is blue and I'm not to happy either. The moon is made of green cheese. The moon isn't waxing, it's dusting and vacuuming rugs. The moon may be smaller than Earth, but it's further away The moon may be smaller than Earth, but it's further away. The moon seems smaller than earth, but it's farther away. The Moose is Loose in Atlanta.. The more heavily a man should be taxed, the more power he has to avoid it. The more I learn, the less I know. The more I learn, the more I have to learn. The more known about people, the more to admire in dogs. The more laws, the more offenders. The more RAM you have, the better, M. Chambers The more things change, the more they stay insane. The more things change, the more they'll never be the same again. The more things you own, the more you are owned by things. The more we do; the more we can do... The more you complain, the longer God makes you live. The more you know, the easier some vet's job is. The more you know.... The luckier you get The more you run over a cat, the flatter is gets. The more you run over a cat, the flatter it gets. The more you run over a cat, the flatter it gets. The more you say, the less people remember. The Morning Zoo: 1983-1991 R.I.P. And GOOD RIDDANCE! The most abundant items 1) Hydrogen 2) Stupidity. The most abundant items: 1) Hydrogen 2) Stupidity. The most cooperative man in this world is a dead man. The most dangerous food is wedding cake. The most difficult thing to open is a closed mind. The most exciting place to discover talent is within yourself. The most expensive component always breaks first. The most fun you can have with your clothes on. The most harmful error has not yet been discovered in your program. The most incomprehensible thing about the world is that it is comprehensible. - Albert Einstein The most intelligent people we know are those who ask advice. The most popular form of birth control: The headache. The most popular line heard in a gay bar? May I push in your stool The most popular sport at Antioch College is "20 Questions." The most solid stone is the lowest one in the foundation. The most toys {on credit} at the end wins The most useless computer tasks are the most fun to do The most valuable gift you can give your family is a good example. The mother of all taglines. The mouse with a single hole is quickly caught by the cat The moving cat sheds, and having shed, moves on... The MPC Standard is for wimps. I'm Ultima VII compliant! The music is your only friend until the end. -Morrison The music's kinda nice. My compliments to the clef The music's kinda nice. My compliments to the clef! The music's kinda nice. My compliments to the clef. The music's kinda nice....my compliments to the clef. The naked truth of it is, I have no shirt. The Name "Mustang" on an LX is a sign of Fords stupidity! The Names Project..... The National Procrastinators Week will be rescheduled... The NBA's best announcers double as a warm hearty meal. The NEW XT EMULATOR! MicroSoft Windows NT The newest newsgroup on UseNET! alt.sex.aluminum.baseball-bats (j/k!) The Next Generation... The Next Message Will Probably Be Better The Next Message Will Probably Be Better! The next sentence is true. The last sentence was false The next sentence is true. The last sentence was false. The next six days are dangerous. The Next Skull On The Necklace Is Mine The next tagline is recommended for mature readers only. The nicer I am the more they think I'm lying. The non-violent Star Trek: Set phasers on tickle. The nonsensical ravings of a lunatic mind. The number of a person's relatives is directly proportional to his fame. The number of licorice gumballs you get out of a gumball machine increases in direct proportion to how much you hate licorice. The number of women a man find attractive is truly proportionate to his age. The number you call from has been disconnected. The number you have dialed: 9-1-1, has been changed,the.. The number you have reached is not in service ! The object is to win the game. The object of war is to allow them die for their country. The occipital area of my head seems to have impacted... The official BBS of Nothing. The official Canadian DOS prompt..........EH:\> The official Tagline of the 1996 Olympic Games! The official tagline of the 1996 olympics The OFFICIAL tagline of the 1996 Olympics! The OFFICIAL tagline of the 2040 Olympics! The offspring of a tribble and Ross Perot: @*@ The old dumb-tagline-on-the-BBS trick! The old know more about being young than the young know about being old. The old make the rules, the young make up the exceptions. The older I get the better I used to be. The older I get, it seems the better I used to be. The older I get, the better I used to be. The Older I Get, The Better I Was! The older the cat, the longer the claws! The older the cat, the longer the claws! The older you get the greater you were! The older you get, the better you used to be. The older you get, the less stupid your parents become. The one who dies w/the most ShareWare wins! The one who dies with the most taglines wins. The one who dies with the most toys is dead. The one who dies with the most toys wins. The one with the most typefaces when he dies, WINS! The only acceptable substitute for intelligence is silence. The only alternative to perseverance is failure. The only argument with the wind is to put on a coat. The only BBS with its number scrawled on bathroom walls. The only boardgame I play is PCboard !! The only certainty is that nothing is certain. The only chance I get to talk is while my wife inhales. The only culture some people have is at the back of the refrigerator. The only cure for good sex is more sex. The only cure for insomnia is to get more sleep. The only difference between a rut and a grave is their dimensions. The only difference between her and it is the lipstick. The only good hockey players are the ones with no teeth! THE ONLY GOOD HOCKEY PLAYERS ARE THE ONES WITH NO TEETH!! The only good leech is a dead leeeeeeeeeech! The only GOOD Topic Cop is a DEAD one! The only heavy breathing I ever hear is after aerobics. The only one who got everything done by Friday was Robinson Crusoe. The only perfect science is hindsight. The only person who doesn't use am offline mail reader! The only proven aphrodisiac is money. The only race worth winning is the human race. The only realities are the atoms and empty space. The only red menace in America is the sunburn. The only road to success is always under construction. The only rose without thorns is friendship. The only roses without thorns are love and friendship. The only short meetings are when no one shows up. The only stupid question is the one that isn't asked. The only thing constant is change. The ONLY thing constant is change... Hmmm The only thing funnier than how things don't work out, is how they do. The only thing have to burp is beer itself. The only thing more reliable than magic is one's friends. The only thing shorter than a weekend is a vacation. The only thing that is faithful is a beer.... The only thing the Borg left was this Macintosh... The only thing the Borg left were liberal Democrats... The only thing the Borg left were these copies of Windows. The only thing we have to fear is no more beer The only thing worse than a sorcerer is his apprentice. The only time Bob Saget is funny is wh...wait! He isn't funny at all! The only time I open my mouth is to change feet. The only time some people work like a horse is when their boss rides them. The only tool diplomacy has is language. The only victory over love is flight. The only way to amuse some people is to slip and fall on an icy pavement. The only way to get rid of a temptation is to yield to it The only way to get rid of temptation is to yield to it. The only way to judge the future is by knowing the past. The only winner of the War of 1812 was Tchaikovsky. The only wormhole I've seen went through an apple. The open hand of desire wants everything. The opiate of the masses. The opinions here are strictly my own (or those of my machine) The orator, with a flood of words a his drop of reason. The organization and definition of knowledge is critical. The original multitasker: Two PCs and a chair with wheels! The Original Multitasker=Two PCs and a chair with wheels! The other guy's tagline is always funnier. The other line always moves faster. The other line moves faster. The owls are not what they seem. -TP The pale deaths that men miscall their lives The pancake house was robbed. How waffle. The paper is always strongest at the perforations. The paranoids are conspiring against me... The PARITY CHECK is in the E-MAIL! The past always looks better than it was when it was here The past does not repeat itself, but it rhymes. The past is just Prolog. The past is not what it will be. The past looks better the farther away you get. The past should be a mental springboard - not a hammock. The past should be a springboard, not a hammock. The path to hell is paved with governm't subsidies The pen is mightier than the pencil. The pen is mightier than the sword. The pen is the tongue of the mind. The penalty for bigamy is having two mothers-in-law. The penalty for bigamy is two mothers-in-law. The penis mightier than the sword. The perfect guest is one who makes his host feel at home. The persistent single-minded fixation on one idea. The person who is all wrapped up in himself is overdressed. The person who snores loudest will fall asleep first. The person you rejected yesterday could make you happy, if you say yes. The pets eat better than I do! The Philosophy Shop - Your source for discounted ideas... The phone is baroque, please call bach later. The picture of health requires a happy frame of mind. The place where YOU can make a difference. Sort of. Maybe. Nahh... The plural of half is whole The plural of half is whole. The plural of louse is........lice. The plural of mouse is........mice. The plural of spouse is spice. The plural of spouse is.......spice. The Poles are now telling free market jokes. The Politically Correct John Bobbit: Genitally Challenged The Politician's Diet: Crow, Limburger and hogwash The polls show 8 out of 5 schizophrenics agree. The population is growing. The porcelain god's name, is 'Ralph.' The pot at the end of the rainbow is not Acapulco Gold. The power to tax is the power to destroy. The President sucks - And boy does her husband love it! The price of greatness is responsibility. The price of liberty is eternal vigilance... The price of purity is purists. The primary cause of maleness is damage to one of the X chromosomes. The probability of success if not almost 1 is usually 0. The problem can't be mine. I am the sysop. The problem is not if machines think, but if people do. The problem is, any a**hole can post in this d*mn place! The problem with a compact is that you don't know it when you hit them! The problem with any unwritten law is that you don't know where to go to erase it. The problem with depending on government is that you cannot depend on it. The problem with mornings is they happen while you're awake. The problem with reality is, there is no background music. The problem with the American Automotive Industry is Congress. The problem with the future is it turns into the present. The problem with the gene pool is that there is no lifeguard. The problem with the gene pool is there's no lifeguard The problem with the gene pool is there's no lifeguard. The proceeding opinions are not those of the author. The proof is in the posting. The proof is the phylogeny of plant-animal interactions. The proof of a system's value is its existence. The prototype of all guns was a bow and bullet. The prudish amputee: Goody One Shoe. The PS/2 Mod 50 was designed on a Monday. The PS/2 Model 30-286 was designed on a Monday The PS/2 Model 30-286 was designed on a Monday. The pure and simple truth is rarely pure and never simple The purification of politics is an iridescent dream. The purpose of life is life with a purpose... The quest for enlightenment is dangerous to the caterpillar, The question is: "(2 * B!) OR NOT(2 * B!)" The race from stupidity is to the driven, not the swift. The Raiders; the most winningest team in pro sports history.... The Ranger isn't going to like it, Yogi. The Ranger isn't going to like this, Yogi. The Ranger isn't gonna like it, Yogi. The rat race is over; the rats won. The ratchet wheel of politics is self-destructive greed. The Reader's Choice...Silver Xpress! The REAL masterminds of Iraq;Souter&Neal Bush The real objective of a committee isn't to reach a decision but to avoid it. The Real Stephen A. King -- Tustin, Ca. The real world is a special case. The reality check is in the mail. The refrigerator light DOES go out. Now let me out of here. The registered copy don't work either? The repairman will never have seen a model quite like yours before. The reports of my death have been greatly exaggerated. The result of years of progra@I_. '?SYNTAX ERROR The Results of your IQ test came back. They're negative. The reward for a good deed is to have done it. The right answer is worthless with the wrong question ! The right selection, protect your erection. The right to be left alone is the root of all freedom The right tools can make any rental car a convertible. The RINGWORLD isn't unstable...it's mathematically challenged! The ripest fruit falls first. The ripest fruit falls first.. The rivers are full of crocodile nasties The Road goes ever on and on... The road to a friend's house is never difficult nor long. The road to success is always under construction THE ROAD TO SUCCESS IS ALWAYS UNDER CONSTRUCTION. The road to success is under construction ... The road to success is under construction... The road to the patent office is paved with good inventions. The road to to success is always under construction.. The road to understanding is a long, hard path; I was advised to take The road to understanding is a long, hard path; I was advised to take my lunch and a change of clothes. Wayne Sorge/1981 The Roman Rule: The one who says it cannot be done should never interrupt the one who is doing it. The rooster may crow, but the hen delivers. The root of all evil makes a pretty good tea. The roots of honesty and virtue lie in a good education. The Russian Express Card: Don't Leave Home! The sacred cows have come home to roost with a vengeance. The sad thing about Apogee bashing is it's all true. The sad thing about Windows bashing is it's all true. The safest form of contraceptive for Programers is their personality The San Andreas fault,the most stable thing in California The San Francisco Ku Klux Klan wears topless sheets. The scariest words known to man: "We need to talk." The scenery only changes for the lead dog! The scenery only changes for the lead dog. The scenery only changes for the lead dog. (the Law of the Yukon) The scientist has no corner on wisdom or morality. The scooters are not for the devout. The sea hath bounds, but deep desire hath none. The sea hath bounds, but true deep desire hath none. The seabird hater left no tern unstoned. The secret is to BANG the rocks together, guys... The secret of education lies in respecting the pupil. The secret of selling yourself is to have a product you truly believe in. The secretary will disavow any knowledge ... The semi-conscious mind is a tricky thing. The seminar on Time Travel will be held two weeks ago. The SemWare Editor: THE Power Programmer's Editor!!!!!!!! The sensual and the dark rebel, in vain The sentence for getting pregnant...20 years hard labor The seven words you can never, ever say are f The Sex Maniacs Guide - by Rippernickerszov The sex was so good the neighbors lit cigarettes! The sex was so good, even the neighbors lit cigarettes. The shareware concept is supposed to be mutually beneficial... The Sheik Battles Bigfoot The shortest answer is doing. The shortest distance between new friends is a smile. The shortest distance between two Points is a BossNode. The shortest distance between two points is generally under repair. The shortest distance between two points is usually under construction. The shortest distance between two puns ... is a straight line. The shortest distance between two puns: a straight line. The show-off is always shown-up in a show-down. The sight of death frightens them [Earthers]. The sign said, "SLOW CHILDREN"...how sad for the neighborhood! The simple inherit folly. Others seek it. The six steps in a project: 1) Unbounded enthusiasm 2) Total disillusionment 3) PANIC!!! 4) Frantic search for the guilty 5) Punishm The Sleeper Has Awakened. The smallest good deed is better than the grandest good intention. The smallest handcuff in the world is a wedding ring. The smarter you are, the easier some vet's job is. The smoker you drink, the player you get. The soft parade has now begun..! The solution any problem tends to change the problem. The solution of this problem is trivial and is left as an exercise for the reader. The Solution to a Problem Changes the Problem The solution to a problem changes the problem. The solution to the problem changes the problem. The sooner all the animals are extinct, the sooner we'll find their money. The soul would have no rainbows if the eyes had no tears. The sound of many hands clapping. Ol! The sparrows are flying again -- Steven King. The speed of the leader determines the rate of the pack. The stranger, the better. The strangest of all birth defects is an inability to see things my way. The stream-of-unconsciousness BBS. The strength of woman lies in her ability to love. The subliminal message for today is. The sun always rises on the most tired people. The sun comes up too early for my liking! The sun is never the worse for shining on a dunghill. The sun shines even on the most wicked of people. The surest way to be late is to have plenty of time. The Swartzberg Test: The validity of a science is its ability to predict. The Swedish Chef has been assimilated. "Borg borg borg!" The sysop MADE me do it! The SysOp probably disagrees with this user! The Tagline Echo where Taglines ARE the message. The tangy taste of love that spews forth. The Tao of Crash Test Dummies-looking for a few good zen The Tao which can be spoken is not the true Tao. The telephone will ring when you are outside The temporary alternative to death is insecurity. The Terminator Said It Best. The test: Behavior in times of controversy and challenge. The thing most generally raised on land is taxes. The things that make you go.......... hmmm? The things that you see when you don't have a gun... The things that you see when you don't have a phaser... The thoughtless are rarely wordless. The three food groups: Frozen, instant, take-out. The Three Rules of Social Intercourse:^It's easier to believe a lie than the truth; It's always worse than they say it is; and Peopl The three worst words you can hear in bed: "Honey, I'm home!" The time for action is past! The time for action is past! Now is the time for senseless bickering! The time is NOW for OS/2! The time is past.There is no room for gods. The time is right to make new friends. The time to relax is when you don't have time for it. The Time Travel Seminar will be held last week. The Toe that can be stubbed is not the true Toe. The toughest BBS you'll ever love. The tree of liberty is watered with the blood of tyrants. The trick in overcoming temptation, is to play dead. The trigger has been pulled. The Trill Is Gone B.B. Dax The trodden path is the safest. The trouble with 'normal' is that it always gets worse. The trouble with a kitten is that, eventually it's a cat. The trouble with being poor is that it takes up all your time. The trouble with being punctual is that nobody's there to appreciate it. The trouble with being punctual is that nobody's there to see it! The trouble with cats is they've got no tact. The trouble with life is the lack of cool background music. The trouble with mornings is they happen when you're awake. The trouble with mornings is they happen while you're asleep. The trouble with political jokes is they get elected. The trouble with reality is there's no background music The trouble with reality is there's no background music. The trouble with reality-no background music! The trouble with resisting temptation is that it may never come again. The truth doesn't hurt unless it ought to. The truth is always the strongest argument. The truth is more important than the facts. The truth is one thing that nobody will believe. The truth will be found when it is no longer needed. The truth, however, is not pertinent to the issue. The truth, if you recognize, will clear out your sinuses. The TRUTH--next, on the Rush Limbaugh program! The Tsongas ended, but the malady lingers on. The tuna doesn't taste the same without dolphin. The tuna doesn't taste the same without the dolphin. The tweeters are all burned out.... The Twit Key: Three steps faster than the moderator. The two great tragedies in life: not getting what one wants and getting it. The U.S. needs our water...... Flush Twice! The UART's can't take this speed, Captain! The UART's will'na take this speed cap'n The UART's won't take this speed, Captain The UARTs won't take this speed, Captain! The UARTs won't take this speed, Captain. The ugliest outfit you could wear is your birthday suit! The ultimate in useless diversions. The ultimate mail reader is here!!!! The ultimate quest has no ending. The ultimate Turn on. When they shoot at you.. and miss! The Uncle Fester & Keith Moon School of Party. The Universe is a figment of it's own imagination. The universe is all a spinoff of the Big Bang. The universe is laughing behind your back The universe is laughing behind your back. The Universe is queer. The universe is simple - it's the explanation that's complex. The universe is very BIG. Believe me. The universe looks smooth-if you stand back far enough. The Universe was dictated but never signed. The Unknown Soldier...better him than me * Bill Clinton The unnatural, that too is natural. The Unthinkables, starring Wesley Crusher, MacGyver and The Professor. The UNTOUCHABLES - the series! Great entertainment! The upholstery is smouldering gently. The upper crust is just a bunch of crumbs clinging together. The usefulness of any meeting is in inverse proportion to the attendance. The useless bit of skin on the end of the penis: the man. The USS Reagan -- "To boldly ... um ... I forget..." The Vogon Constructor Fleet coasted away into the inky starry void. The Vogon ship hung motionless in the sky... the voice of Andrew could be heard calling to Brice..... The wages of sin go unreported. The wages of sin is death. (Which, after taxes, is just a bad feeling.) The wait is almost over... The war between the sexes is over...nobody won... The War on Drugs is Lost! ABBA is available on CD! The warranty: Bold print giveth & fine print taketh away. The way for you to find happiness is to get amnesia. The way to a man's heart is through his veins The way to a man's heart is through the left ventricle. The way to love anything is to realize that it might be lost. The Way! The Truth! and The Life! The weather is here - Wish you were beautiful. The weather is here, wish you were beautiful. The weather is here...wish you were beautiful. The weed of crime bears bitter fruit. The welfare of the people is the chief law. The well resolved mind is single & one pointed The well resolved mind is single & onepointed. The whole earth is in jail and we're plotting this incredible jailbreak. The whole world is a tuxedo and you are a pair of brown shoes. The wife of a careless man is almost a widow. The Wild Celt: Drink Guiness It is Good for You!!!!! The wildest colts make the best steeds. The wind be at your back and the ground rise to meet your feet The wine is good but the meat is spoiled. The wise learn from fools, not vice-versa. The wise learn more from fools than fools from the wise. The wise shepherd never trusts his flock to a smiling wolf. The woman cries before the wedding; the man afterward. The word bulldozer wandered through his mind for a moment. The word of the day is LEGS....Now SPREAD the word!! The word of today is LEGS. So spread the word. The word Slave comes from Slav or Slavick after the white slaves of Europ. The word today is, LEGS. Help spread the word The word today is, LEGS. Help spread the word! The words of the prophets are written in the tagline files. The words we use can compound our problems The words we use can compound our problems. The world does not revolve on an axis. The world ends at 8 P. M.... Film at 11. The world gets better every day, then worse again in the evening. The world is a beautiful book, for those who can read it. The world is a cynic's playground. The world is coming to an end --- please log off now. The world is coming to an end! The world is coming to an end! Repent and return those library books! The world is coming to an end. Please log off. The world is coming to an end. Please log-off. The world is coming to an end. Ctrl-KX to save & exit. The world is coming to an end. Please log off The World is coming to an End. Please log off properly. The world is coming to an end. Please log off. The world is coming to an end... SAVE YOUR BUFFERS!!! The world is full of educated derelicts. The world is full of surprises, very few of which are pleasant. The world is like a cactus except the pricks are inside. The world is not yet entirely perfect, and I'm getting impatient. The world is only as far as an InterLink board! The world isn't worse. It's just that the news coverage is so much better. The world of today is run by "C" students of yesterday. The world's as ugly as sin, and nearly as delightful. The world's full of Cactus, but I don't have to sit on it The world's full of cactus, but you don't have to sit on it. The world's gone to the dogs, & the fleas are in charge. The world's net intellegence is constant, the population is growing The world, as we know it, has come to an end!! The world, as we know it, has come to an end. The World: A comedy for thinkers; a tragedy for feelers. The worm in the sour apple doesn't know any better. The worst beer around is WinBooze. The worst form of failure is the failure to try. The worst hatred is that of relatives. The worst ice cream flavor is probably squirrel. The worst possible set of circumstances is bound to occur The worst prison would be a closed heart. The worst thing about censorship is . The worst thing about censorship is The worst thing about censorship is . The worst thing about ignorance is its insistency. The worst thing about political jokes is, they get elected. The worst thing men is that when not drunk they are sober The worst vice of a fanatic is his sincerity. The writer assumes no responsibilty at all. Reply at your own risk. The written word preserves the wonders of the human mind. The wrong way always seems the more reasonable. The years creep slowly by, Lorena. The young are slaves to novelty, the old to custom. The young know the rules, the old know the exceptions. The young wish to give their elders the full benefits of their inexperience. The [human] species is capable of much affection. Theater: Holding a mirror up to a keyhole. TheBorgAreBackAn'TheresGonnaBeTroubleHeyNaHey theft-proof tagline. Their are trhee things wrong here. Their sex was so good even the neighbors lit cigarettes! Them bats is smart. They use radar. Them that can does, them that can't RTFM. Them that has gits. Theme song of J.W. Bobbitt's doctor: "Try to Re-Member..." Theme song of John Bobbitt's doctor: Try to Re-Member. then again it is sort of a retarded name... Then it MUST be an AT&T 6300! One of the least IBM-compatible machines ever Then there was the Formosan bartender named Taiwan-On. Then they came for me and all they found was a tagline. Then, in 1985...FUN was completely encoded in this tiny MICROCHIP... Therapy helps, but screaming obscenities is cheaper. There ain't no such thing as a free lunch There ain't no such thing as a free lunch. There are *FOUR* lights! Picard There are *NO* absolutes and I can prove it! There are 3 kinds of people - those who can count & those who can't. There are always alternatives. There are always alternatives..Spock, The Galileo Seven.. There are certain things men must do to remain men. There are drugs named after us. There are good five-cent cigars, but they cost two bits. There are just some parts on your body you can't replace! - J Bobbitt There are just some parts on your body you can't replace! - John Bobbitt There are lies, damn lies, and environmentalists. There are lies, damned lies, and benchmarks! There are many ways to show affection. There are more dead than living and they are increasing. There are more horses' asses in this world than there are horses. There are more old drunkards than old doctors. There are no absolute answers to life - just revelations. There are no answers at best a few possibly good guesses. There are no atheists in the foxholes. There are no bugs, only unrecognized features. There are no edges. Only the places where things meet. There are no ESC keys on prison PCs. There are no facts, only interpretations. There are no giant crabs in here, Frank. There are no limits for journeys of the mind. There are no skeptics in hell. There are no stupid questions, except for the ones you ask. There are no winners in life; only survivors. There are only two emotions in Wall Street: fear and greed. There are so many upgrades, I am bankrupt. There are some defeats more triumphant than victories. There are some things worth dying for. There are some who call me . . . Tim . . . There are those damned black-hatted fellows again! There are three erors in this sentance. There are three kinds of lies: Lies, Damn Lies, and Statistics. There are three kinds of lies; lies, damned lies, and statistics. There are three things that come next, uh four. there are three things that come next, uh four... There are times when I long for a Klingon woman. Worf There are truths which can kill a nation. There are TWO 'B's in BBS, not one.... There are two kinds of egotists: 1) Those who admit it 2) The rest of us There are two reasons for doing: one good, the other real There are two sides to a question, politicians take both. There are two solutions - hardware or software. There are two ways to write error-free programs; only the third one works. There are unguarded entrances to any human mind. There are _no_ absolute statements. There aren't enough days in the weekend. There can be only fun - BORGO the Clown There cannot be a crisis today; my schedule is already full. There go my people. I must follow for I am their leader. There goes another Sound Blaster: Snap, Crackle & Pop! There goes Bill! There is a bear following you around. There is a certain light within a man of light. There is a difference between a tag line and a philosophy There is a difference between an open mind and a hole in the head. There is a fungus among us!!! There is a law for every Occasion!! There is a multi-legged creature crawling on your shoulde There is a skeleton in every old house and old horse. There is a skeleton in every old house. There is a tiny plant here, murmuring "water, water". There is absolutely no right way to do a wrong thing. There is always a law against doing anything interesting. There is always a mistake just waiting for you to make. There is always a way. There is always an easier way to do it. There is always free cheese in a mousetrap There is always free cheese in a mousetrap. There is always one more bug. There is always someone worse off than yourself. There is an easy answer to your problem that is neat, plausible, and wrong. There is an exception to every rule, except this one. There is an order of things in this universe-Who Mourns For Adonis? There is an order of things in this universe. There is an order of things in this universe.. Who Mourns For Adonis? There IS intelligent life in the universe. BUT It's ignoring us. There IS intelligent life in the universe... It ignores us... There is intelligent life on Earth, but we are just visiting There is intelligent life on Earth, but we are just visit\SLM There is intelligent life on Earth...just ask a moderator. There is life after death: in Cleveland, people are still allowed to vote. There is more at stake here than our lives. There is more to life than increasing its speed. There is more to reality than meets the eye There is much Obi--Wan did not tell you. There is never enough beer, sex or disk space! There is never sunshine without shadow. There is never time to do it right, but always time to do it over. There is never truth without sufficient proof. There is news. There is no "A" in "KERNEL"! There is no bad beer: some kinds are better than others There is no conclusive scientific evidence that life is serious. There is no crisis. There is no dark side of the moon, really. There is no dark side of the moon. Really. There is no defense except stupidity against a new idea. There is no devil; it's God when he's drunk. There is no fool like an old fool. J.Heywood (1497-1580) There is no gravity - The earth sucks! There is no gravity, the earth sucks. There is no gravity--The earth sucks! There is no gravity. The earth sucks. There is no joy in Mudville, mighty Casey has struck out. THERE IS NO JUSTICE, THERE IS ONLY ME. There is no man so blind as he who will not see. There is no Out of Bounds when I play, I use the 1 kick rule! There is no Power like Firepower. There is no remedy for sex but more sex. There is no sadder sight than a young pessimist. There is no satisfaction in hanging a man who does not object to it. There is no security on this earth. There is only opportunity. There is no sin except stupidity. There is no stopping in the read zone. There is no substitute for good manners - except fast reflexes. There is no such thing as a "Fail Safe" design. There is no such thing as a little garlic. There is no such thing as a stupid question, right? There is no such thing as a useless piece of information. There is no such thing as bravery; only degrees of fear. There is no tagline to see here; please disperse! - Odo There is no X in ESPRESSO. There is no XXXXXXX place for censorship! There is not gravity. The earth sucks. There is nothing else but That... There is nothing more impartial than a hanging judge. There is nothing to scratch but the surface. There is one God, but which one is He? There is only one sure way to throw dice: away. There is only one universal passion: fear. There is sex after death, you get laid in the coffin There IS sex after death; you get laid in the coffin. There is too much blood in my caffiene stream! There is very little future in being right when your boss is wrong. There is water on Mars, we've seen canals --Dan Quayle There isn't a door which can stop a lover or a cat. There isn't a whole lot one can say in 50 characte There isn't room enough in this dress for both of us. There it is! The Bridge of Death! There may be some unusual sensations... There must be 50 ways to love your liver ... There must be a demand for useless software. There never was a good knife made of bad steel. There once was a women from Venus, whose body was shaped.... There once was a [ ] from [ ] whose [ ] was There seems to be a pattern to these taglines.... There seems to be an ECHO in here! There Soleil goes again, confusing me with real life! There was a Bobbitt named John, of sex he was overly fond. There was a Bobbitt named John, who thought he was Don Juan. There was a tagline here but someone stole it. There was an old man from Nantucket, whose di#@$^*NO CARRIER There was much to explore, but an adult might not think so. There was this door to which I found no key. There was this veil through which I could not see. There were bells, but I never heard them. There were computers in Biblical times. Adam a Wang. There were computers in Biblical times. Adam had a Wang. There were computers in Biblical times. Eve had an Apple. There will be big changes for you but you will be happy. There will be no NEXT time for you, Tyrannical Moderator. There will be one empty chair. THERE you are Eric. NO, WES, NO! ZZZAAAPP There you go again--thinking you have rights THERE! I've run rings around you logically. There's a blind man looking for a shadow of doubt. There's a brain in my tumor. There's a bug somewhere in your code. There's a dead bishop on the landing! There's a dead bishop on the landing, dad! There's a difference between philosophy and a tagline. There's a final in from Rome: Lions 45 Christians 0 There's a new Michael Jackson movie..."Honey, I blew the kids". There's a Purple Tentacle in my soup. There's a sucker born again every minute There's a sucker born every minute! There's a sucker born every minute. There's a time to fight, and a time to hide out. There's a way out of any cage. There's a way out of any cage..Capt Pike, The Menagerie.. There's a whiskey named after you - Old Crow! There's a whole generation of people out there my age. There's a whole Lalo Schifrin goin' on. There's a Yankee in my closet - will trade for skeleton. There's always 1 m There's always 1 more SOB than you counted on There's always 1 more SOB than you counted on. There's always 1 weirdo on a bus-but I couldn't find him! There's always one more bug. There's always one more bug. Got it. Oops. See recursive. There's ALWAYS one more bug... There's always one more SOB than you counted on. There's always room for filth! There's always room for JELLO! There's an answer to every problem. Sometimes it's "No." There's an exception to every rule, except this one. There's an Italian in my room and he won't go away! There's another way to survive.Mutual trust -- and help. There's at least one fool in every married couple. There's bound to be a gargoyle here somewhere. There's got to be more to life than compile--and--go. There's got to be more to life than compile-and-go. There's just not enough sax and violins on television. There's Loonies running freely through the halls. There's more planes in the ocean than ships in the sky! There's more than one answer to these questions... There's more then one way to skin a cat; get a sander. There's more to life than increasing its speed There's much to say but your eyes interrupt me. There's my way, and then there's the easy way There's my way, and then there's the easy way. There's never a cop around when you need one. There's never a topic cop around when you need one. There's never enough time to do all the nothing you want. There's never time to do it right, but always time to do it over. There's no accounting for taste-Col Sanders There's no accounting for taste. There's no fool like an old fool, 'cause he's experienced. There's no future in time travel. There's no government like no government. There's no intelligent life down here. There's no need to fear, UNDERDOG is here! There's no place like home. There's no place like home...There's no place like There's no place like real mode. I love it. There's no place like real mode. I love it. There's no point worrying about apathy when you can't care less. There's no recession. I just LIKE being underemployed! There's no second chance for a good first impression. There's no skeletons in my closet! There's no skeletons in my closet. There's no such thing as a free Tag Line. There's no such thing as a too-recent backup! There's no such thing as gravity - the earth sucks. There's no such thing as gravity. The whole world sucks. There's no such word as FAIL in my vocabulary! There's not enough Sax & Violin's on TV There's not enough sax and violins on T.V. There's nothing a concentrated phaser blast can't solve. There's nothing like a Guinness. There's nothing wrong with DOS that Unix wouldn't fix. There's nothing wrong with my keyboard. There's n&%)$^%@! There's nothing you can do that can't be done. There's one born every minute. There's one fool in every married couple. There's only one kind of woman.... Or man, for that matte There's only two kind's of music - Country & Western There's so much to learn and so much of it not worth learning. There's so much to say but your eyes keep interrupting me There's so much to say but your eyes keep interrupting me. There's some lovely filth over here... There's someone in my mind and it's not me. There's something inside your head... There's somthing inside your head... There's too much Sax and Violins in Classical Music! THERE... ARE... FOUR.... LIGHTS!!!!!! Thereisnodarksideofthemoon.Thewholebloodything'sdark! Theres never time to do it right, only time to do it over. Thermodynamics - a thermometer on the run? Thesaurus: Ancient animal with excellent vocabulary. Thesaurus: ancient reptile with an excellent vocabulary Thesaurus: ancient reptile with an excellent vocabulary. These are serious charges. Spock STV These are the George Bush times that try men's soles. These are the things dreams are made of... These are the times that really try men's soles. These are your eggs on drugs. These aren't dances. Their fertility rites with lyrics. These aren't my shorts -- they bend ! These cookies don't taste anything like girl scouts! These cookies don't taste like Girl Scouts... These days there's no arrest for the wicked. These hemorrhoids are a pain in the neck! These opinions are mine and only mine (unless you wnat to claim them). These things on my nose aren't just for show. Ro These were the 'hi-tech' FBI guys, you see! They *blinded* me with Science! They all look the same at 2 A.M. They all look the same face down with their legs spread. They also serve who only stand and wait. They ARE doing it with mirrors... They are not inherently narrow minded, but it is hard to find one who can look down both sides of an ax blade at the same time. They are slaves who fear to speak for the fallen & weak. They aren't evil...just stupid. They blew the Bronx away. . . They built a new church and had the organ transplanted. They built an information superhighway, but I can't find the on ramp. They call me Mr. Tinker Train! -- Ozzy Osborne They called me mello' yello'........... They can have my gun when they pry it from my cold dead fingers. They can't fire me, Slaves have to be sold!!! They communicated by tap-dancing and farting. - "Breakfast of Champions" They could find no reason for the suicide. He was unmarried. They DO make 'em like they used to. They do not love that do not show their love. They don't call this a MODUMB for nothing! :^) They don't make nostalgia like they used to. they don't really Like warm beer - they got Lucas fridge They just don't make nostalgia like they used to. They just won't let you be They know enough who know how to learn. They mean to win Wimbledon! They never let you live it down - Nero They never let you live it down. One little mistake. They pulled him out of the cold, cold ground. They said they saw you with Michael Jackson....in bed. They say act your age, and when you do they get mad They say give your money to God, but they give you THEIR address. They say I'm crazy but I haven't the time... They say the youth-in-asia is dying quickly and painlessly. They surf, those who only stand on waves.... They talk of my drinking but never of my thirst. They that sow the wind, will reap the whirlwind. They thought I was a breach birth, until they realised it was my head They tried to sell us egg foo young... They turned away, until we were only memories. They turned me into a Borg. A Borg? Well, I got better. They went that'a way! > They went that-a-way ---> They were so scared I felt like a mailman at McDonalds! They who dig pits shall end falling into them. They who drink beer will think beer. They who give have all things; they who withhold have nothing. They wouldn't come here in strange alien forms. They'll be no Tribble at all! They'll cure AIDS when rats learn to butt-fuck they'll just find a statue standing where the statue got you high They'll release Windows 3.2 when 3.1 finishes loading. They're baaack! They're coming to take me away Ha Ha He He Ho Ho! They're coming to take me away, Ha Ha Hee Hee Ho Ho! they're cousins, identical cousins... They're just words. They don't mean anything They're just words. They don't mean anything. They're making a John Bobbit TV movie! It's a 2 parter. They're making a John Bobbitt TV movie! It's a 2 parter. They're making such an issue about a *little* tissue. - Lorena Bobbitt They're not his. They're only trying to make me LOOK paranoid. They're still using money. We've got to find some. Kirk They're trying to confuse us to death. Thhis takline iz slitely out of cofus. Thicken up runny yogurt by stirring in a lump of lard Thief wanted for Adventure. Apply with Gandalf the Grey. Thieves demand your money or your life... women want both. Thin may be in, but fat's where it's at! Things are always at their best in the beginning. - Pascal Things are getting so bad, muggers won't go out alone. Things are more like they are now than they ever have been before. Things are more like they are now than they ever were before. Things are more like they used to be than they are now. Things are not always as they seem. Things are not as bad as they seem - they're worse Things are not as bad as they seem. They are worse. Things are often what they seem... Things could only be worse in Cleveland. Things got bad, and things got worse. Oh lord stuck in Lodi again... Things happen fast, history books add a chapter a week. Things in this room do not react well to bullets. Things past redress and now with me past care. Things that make you go 'Hmmm....' Things that make you go, "HMMMMMmmmmmmmmmm . . .?" Things To Do At Parties: Bob Frapples. Things will be brighter tonight. A cop will shine a light in your face. Things will get worse before they get better, if they do. Things won't get any better, so get used to it. Things work better if you plug them in! Things work better if you plug them in. Things worth having are worth cheating for. Things you never hear people say: 'Hand me that Piano!' Things you never hear people say: Please saw my legs off. Think "HONK" if you're a telepath. Think and you won't sink. Think carefully before wishing, it might just come true. Think hard now! Which one is Shinola? Think hard now. Which one is Shinola? Think like a man of action, act like a man of thought. Think much, speak little, and write less. Think of it as an electronic joy-buzzer for your mind. Think of it as evolution in action Think of it as evolution in action. Think you can hold off a vampire with a sunlamp? Think you got it bad. My other PC is an Osborne. Think you're confused now ? Try using EZ-Reader w/ EDLIN! Think! It may hurt, but it pays off over time. Think! While it's still legal!! THINK! or THWIM! THINKING HURTS, it may lead to unpleasant truths! Thinking ill of someone can be a two-way street. Thinking is wise, planning is better, doing is best. Thinking quickly, Spock opens a can of peas with his ears Third Law of Advice: Simple advice is the best advice. Third of Five, six of one, half a dozen of the other Thirsting for knowledge on a very dry planet. This tagline is justified . This *is* my costume. This *used* to be an anti Windows, er, pro-OS/2 tagline :) This above all; to thine own self be true -- Shakespeare This afternoon is favorable for romance. Try a single person for a change. This ain't as good as sex---but it's safer these days. This ain't as good as sex---but it's safer! This ain't no party! This ain't no disco! This ain't no foolin' around! This ain't no party, this ain't no disco.. This BAUD'S for You This BBS has achieved Air superiority. This BBS is ancient. Some say from the echocene. This brought to you by #'s 3, 8, and 6, Letters S and X This bug's for you. This building is so high, the elevator shows movies. This button doesn't do anything! Please press it again!! This button doesn't do anything. Please press it again. This calls for extreme measures! Arm the Electric Bagpipes! This Charlie Brown must have been a very wise man. This computer is protected by a 357 Magnum. You guess what key ! This computer is so old it's coal-fired! This computer is taking over my life!!!! This contest has to be the dumbest thing I've ever seen. This cookie is void where prohibited, licensed, or taxed. This cookie will soon appear as a Bantam paperback. This copy of GEdit has been unregistered for 30 days. This copy of GEdit has been unregistered for 31 days. This copy of GEdit has been unregistered for 32 days. This copy of GEdit has been unregistered for 35 days. This copy of GEdit has been unregistered for 36 days. This copy of GEdit has been unregistered for 38 days. This copy of GEdit has been unregistered for 45 days. This copy of GEdit has been unregistered for 58 days. This copy of GEdit has been unregistered for 61 days. This copy of GEdit has been unregistered for 64 days. This copy of GEdit has been unregistered for 65 days. This copy of GEdit has been unregistered for 66 days. This country needs more unemployed politicians. This discussion is hanging by a thread. This does not exist. This door is Baroque, please call Bach later. This door is baroque...please come Bach later... This door is baroque; please call Bach later. This door is Baroque; please wiggle Handel or call Bach. This door Is Baroque; please wiggle Handel, or call Bach. This door Is Baroque; please wiggle Handel. This door is baroquen, please wiggle Handel. This end down, not up, Stupid! This fellow's wise enough to play the fool. This file will self-destruct in five minutes. This fortune intentionally not included. This game is exceedingly simple. Data This guy has blown me off for the last time. Geordi This here's a government experiment.... This hobby is as addictive as heroin, no question about it. This information fills a much needed gap This information fills a much needed gap. This is 911. If reporting murder press 1. Rape press 2. This is a *dangerous* place. This is a BRAG line, and I'm proud of it! This is a chain tagline. I have now been stolen 8 times. This is a chain-tag. I've been stolen <10> times. This is a CONFERENCE - not a podium. This is a copy of a completely original tagline . This is a Ferengi Tagline. You owe me 500 credits for re\SLMR\TAG This is a fried egg on drugs. Any questions? This is a fried egg on drugs. Any questions ? This is a good day for overcoming obstacles. Try a steeplechase. This is a good day to let down old friends who need help. This is a good time to punt work. This is a hell of a time for a walk in the park. Geordi This is a hired computer. Our CRAY-1 is at the analyst's. This is a loaner; my Cray is in the shop... This is a Lorena Bobbitt Tagline. It can be cut in half! This is a Moving Message. This is a S.O.S. distress call from the mining ship RED DWARF. This is a safe place, no matter what the mathematician is saying This is a stick-up! Fax me all your money!! This is a stolen tagline This is a tagline I'm adding. This is a Tagline mirror> ) is a tsgline on drugs. This is a test of the EBS. This is ONLY a test. 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O'Brien This isn't a tag line. It just looks like one. This isn't a tag line. It just looks like one. This isn't a tag, it's the message This isn't a tagline, but it plays one on TV This isn't a tagline, trust me. This isn't blank, so it can't go anywhere. This isn't GROSS because there's less than 144 Taglines!! This isn't my pet, this is my LUNCH! Worf This kid has a +25 smile of charm that works overtime. - Empryss This LAN is your LAN, this LAN is my LAN! This Life is a test...It is only a test.... This line intentionally left blank. This login session: $13.99 This Lonely Tagline Seeking A Mate This Lonely Tagline Seeking A Mate. This machine is an instrument of terror. This makes you feel better??? This marks Logical End-Of-Message. Physical EOM follows. This May Tell You More Than You Care to Know (g) This message brought to by The Wizzo Chocolate Company. This message cleared by Iraqi censors. This message didn't deserve one of my GOOD taglines. This message for external use only. This message has been [Stoned] This message is $hareWare! To register, please send $20 This message is everywhere at once. This message is from a real cunning linguist... This message is not supposed to be here! This message is SHAREWARE! To Register, send $5. This message made of recyclable electrons. This message printed on 100% recycled electrons. This message protected by Smith & Wesson This message released to public domain. Use at your own risk. This message was typed on recycled phosphorus This message was written in the Key of H-Flat. This message will self destruct in 5 seconds...5..4..3..2 This message will self-destruct in five seconds..... This message will self-destruct... This message worth 2 cents and darn well worth it! This message written by Dolphin Boy. This message written by Sandy. A highly trained dolphin. This message written by Zippy the Dolphin. This meszage has bin spel chequed. This modem will now self destruct...5..4..3..2..1..0.. This mouse is loaded, who's the designated driver? This MSG created by pouring warm tea on a Ouiji board. This MSG written by pouring warm tea on an Ouiji board. This must be the men's room. I don't see a "Ladies" sign. This must be the Placezzzz... This never happens on other systems I call. This never would've happened if I were captain. Riker This New Year I resolve to make no resolutions. This night methinks is but the daylight sick. This note edited for the ironically impaired. This Old Starship - with your host, Montgomery Scott. This open hand of desire wants everything. This phone is baroque, please call Bach later. This phone is baroque; please call Bach later. This phonebooth reserved for Clark Kent. This piece is chock full of omissions. This place has everything. This place is turning devilish and scary! This planet wholly owned and operated by PHOENIX INC. 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This tag line intentionally left blank. This tag line is "Bulletin Broad-proof"! This Tag line is self referencing! This Tag line is Stolen. This Tag Line no verb. This tagline also stolen by Silly Little Mail Reader! This Tagline brought to you by Intelligence INC. This tagline came last in the `Original Tagline Comp.' This tagline can be bought. This tagline can't be stolen. Call 555-1234. Tagbusters! This tagline cancelled due to lack of interest This Tagline causes cancer take it, I dare you! This tagline censored by the moderator. This tagline closed due to conditions beyond our co *#} This tagline closed-punchlined for the humor-impaired. This tagline compliments of the BatComputer *** This tagline contains 100% nnw bs. This tagline contains a virus - DO NOT READ! This tagline contains a virus: go ahead and copy me! This tagline Copyright 1991 (C) All rights reserved. :-) This tagline exploits the illiterate. This tagline exudes warmth and charm. 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This tagline not sponsored by Pepsi in any way. THIS TAGLINE NOT TO BE READ OUT LOUD. THIS TAGLINE NOT TO BE REMOVED UNDER PENALTY OF LAW. This tagline not valid in New Jersey. This tagline only uses recycled keystrokes This tagline protected by an attack cat. This tagline protected by TNT Anti-Theft Devices. This tagline recommended for mature readers This tagline self-destructs when U This tagline stinks. (Scratch N Sniff) This tagline stolen by me, or was it you? This tagline stolen by me, or was it you??? This tagline stolen by Mike Zier. This tagline stolen by Off-Line Xpress! This tagline stolen by Silly Little Mail Reader This tagline stolen by Silly Little Mail Reader 2.0 This tagline stolen by Silly Little Mail Reader! This Tagline Under Surveillance by the Pinkerton Agency ! This tagline uses advanced Object Oriented technology. This tagline utterly lacks class, but is very cute This tagline vibrates if you rub it the right way. This tagline was blank before you looked at it. This Tagline was filmed before a live studio audience. This tagline was made on the . This tagline was missing, so I filled something in... This tagline was never here. This tagline was reclaimed and is not yet stolen. This Tagline will appear 1/2 hour later in Newfoundland. This Tagline will self-destruct in 5 seconds! This tagline's confused-thinks it's a message. This taglx^$ closed for repairs. This thing doesn't compile in time. Need a new 486 This thread has a lot of potential for yarns This transfer via DSZ ver...say, what day is it anyhow? This tsgline is owned and operated by Frobazz Magic Co., Ltd. This unit ... must ... survive. This universe is BORING without the Romulans! This v.rus d..tro.s ta...nes. This video needs some car accidents. huh Yeah, with lots of FIRE! huh This virus requires Windoze This was written by it's author. This will be a memorable month -- no matter how hard you try to forget it. This will beef up your collection of duplicate tagloins. This won't hurt, I promise. This would easier understand fewer had ommitted. This tagline has a lot of bugs in it ... thistaglineproducedbypkzip Thomas Edison invented the "Light Emitting Resistor". Thong(n): what Thinatra things Thongs [n], What Thinatra things. Thoreau's Law: If you see a man approaching you with the obvious intent of doing you good, you should run for your life. Those on the cutting edge bleed a lot. Those stupid aliens keep making circles in my wheat field. Those that have the firepower make the rules. Those white hairs mean that I have have a teenager. Those who can't write, write manuals. Those who can, do. Those who can't, simulate. Those who can, do. Those who can't, supervise! Those who can, do. Those who can't, write. Those who can, Do. Those who can't, Criticize. Those who can, do. Those who can't, write the manual. Those who can, do. Those who cannot, simulate. Those who can, do. Those who cannot, teach. Those who can, do; those who can't, Simulate. Those who do good will get their Just Punishment! Those who do not learn from History ... get an F. Those who do not think do not deserve to have a brain. Those who do the most usually demand the least. Those who don't agree with me are traitors (George III) Those who flee temptation generally leave a forwarding address. Those who fought for it know the true taste of freedom! Those who fought for it know the true taste of freedom. Those who hate and fight must stop themselves Those who in quarrels interpose must often wipe a bloody nose. Those who know me, despise me. Those who learn not from history are doomed to repeat it. Those who like sausage or political policy should not watch it being made. Those who live by the sword KILL those who don't. Those who live closest arrive latest. Those who say CP/M is lame, Don't know computers too well. Those who stand for nothing fall for anything. Those who think they know it all upset those of us who do. Those who won't think will have it done for them. Those who won'tn't think will have it done for them. Those whom the gods love grow young. Those with no sense of humor become moderators. Those without heads do not need hats. Thou art God(dess). Thou hast seen nothing yet. Thou shall not sleep within an interrupt handler. Thou shalt not admit adultery. Thou shalt not covet thy neighbor's tagline Thou shalt not _____ <-insert favorite vice Though I never left, I'm back. :-) Thought I wouldn't notice you sneaking off, eh? Thought of the day....... To QuaWK or not to QuaWK? Thousands of journeys have a start but no end. Tho{jad of the Just-Happy-Enough-To-Piss-Everyone-Else-Off tribe Threadbearer - The kid in 3rd grade who can thread the film projector Threats are illogical. Three can keep a secret, if two are dead. Three can keep a secret, if two of them are dead. Three dreaded words when making love: Ignore the rash. Three Jews go into a bar and buy it! Three may keep a secret, if two of them are dead. Three Stages of life Three Stages of Sex Tri-Weekly, Try Weekly, Try Weakly Threek - A fork with a bent tine. Thrickle - Itch in the back of the throat scratched by making noises. Thrift is a wonderful virtue - in an ancestor. Thrift shock - Spotting previously owned items at a Salvation Army. Throw rocks at sea-birds..Leave no tern un-stoned. Throw rocks at sea-birds; leave no tern un-stoned. Throw rocks at sea-birds; leave no tern unstoned. Throw the keyboard out the window to continue. Throw well, throw Shell! Thrusting in him and having a simply DIVINE relationship--Al Tufano Thufir's a Harkonnen now. THUGS EAT THEN ROB PROPRIETOR Thunderclap - an extremely violent form of VD. thunk Tic Tac Toe and way to go Tick - Tock, Tick - Tock. Time is wasting away... TICKET AGENCY: Another name for SCALPER SCUM! Tie 2 birds together;Though they have 4 wings they cannot fly. Tie m'kangaroo down sport, tie m'kangaroo down! Tiefright - The fear of turning the twist-tie in the wrong direction. Tiger In The Outhouse - By Claud Balls Tigger of Borg: A Tigger can assimilate anything. Tigger of Borg: Assimilatin' is what Tiggers do best! Tight clothes increase a woman's circulation. Tighten it until it cracks, then back off a half turn. Tilting at windmills hurts you more than the windmills. Tim Taylor: Queen fan extraordinaire Time and tide, nothing and no one can stop us now... Time and words can never be recalled. Time exists so that everything doesn't happen at once. Time flies like an arrow -- fruit flies like a banana. Time flies like an arrow, but fruit flies like a banana. Time flies like an arrow, Fruit flies like bananas Time flies like an arrow. Fruit flies like a banana. Time flies like an arrow; fruit flies like a banana. Time Flies Like the Wind, House Flies Like .... Time flies like wind. Fruit flies like pears. Time flies like wind. Fruit flies like pears. Time flies when you don't know what the &$^# u r doing Time flies when you don't know what you're doing. Time flies when you're having bugs. Time for a quick adventure, then back for tea. Time for another Boston Teaparty! DUMP THE INCUMBENT!!! Time for culture -- Gone CHOPIN, BACH in a MINUET... Time for culture, gone Chopin, Bach in a minuet Time for culture, gone CHOPIN, BACH in a MINUET. Time for my morning SysEx dump. Time for PrImaL cOnCrEtE SleDGe Time goes? No. Alas time stays, we go. Time heals all wounds, but the belly button remains. Time is a stream we fish in Time is an illusion perpetrated by the manufacturers of space. Time is an illusion. Lunch, doubly so. Time is an illusion....especially while modeming! Time is but the stream I go afishing in. (Thoreau) Time is just nature's way of keeping everything from happening at once. Time is man's greatest invention... and the enemy he cannot conquer. Time is money, and many people pay their debts with it. Time is nature's way of keeping everything from happening at once. Time is natures way of keeping everything from happening at once. Time is of the essence, so close the door! Time is precious, but truth is more so. Time is so everything doesn't happen at once. Time is the dressmaker specializing in alterations. Time keeps on slippin', slippin' into the future... Time keeps on slippin',slippin',slippin' into the future Time of your life, eh kid.... Time on your hands? . . . get Windows. Time on your hands? ... get Windows. Time really flies when you don't know what you're doing. Time slows if you're on the outside of the bathroom door. Time spent at Cons does not count against your lifespan Time Stands Still! Film at 11:00, or whenever. Time Stops for no man. Except me. Time takes time. TIME TO PLAY! Time to read the instructions is before you start. Time travel gives me nosebleeds. - LaForge Time travel instructions: "Fold along the dotted plane" Time Travel Seminar-Two weeks ago, Thursday Time wounds all heels. Time, time, time: see what's become of me. Time: an illusion perpetrated by the makers of space. Tin Man call your flock, the steel wool is rusting on the sheep. TIN ROOF! Rusted. ting the man who keeps the table. Tinker gnomes invented Uzis? Tip of the hat to our beloved Moderator. Tip the world and everything loose lands in Los Angeles. Tip the world over on its side and everything loose will land in Los Angeles. Tips: Wages we pay other people's hired help. Tired of cleaning yourself? Let me do it. Tired of the same old crap? Eat more corn. Tis as rare as a Republican in a Social Service agency. Tis but a flesh wound... Tis but a scratch! Tis the season of al-tru-is-m fa-la-la-la-laa la-la-la-la TJ's Druid Circle cookies are to die(t) for... tlhIngan Hol Dajatlh'a' TMNM, Teenage Mutant Ninja Moderator; The (ab)user's worst nightmare. To a cat, "NO!" means "Not while I'm looking!" To a cat, "NO!" means "Not while I'm looking." To a cat, "No" means "not while you're looking"!! To a cat, 'NO!' means 'Not while I'm looking'. To a dog his owner is Napoleon; hence their popularity. To a feminist, circumcision doesn't go far enough... To achieve the impossible, attempt the absurd TO ALL VIRGIN'S THANKS FOR NOTHING. To all virgins - THANKS FOR NOTHING! To any objective person it'd be obvious that I'm right. To avoid seeing a fool, break your mirror. To baldly go where no one has gone before : Picard To Baldly go where....where did my hair go? Picard To be a Californian means to have faults others don't. To be a human without passion is to be dead. To be and not to be, that is the contradiction To be born rich is an accident; to die rich is a miracle. TO BE CONTINUED IN OUR NEXT THRILLING TAGLINE!!!!! To be human is also to seek pleasure. To be is to do - Sartre To Be is To Do - Socrates To be is to do. To be is to program. To be or not to be - Shakespeare To be or not to be, that always confused me! To be or not to be, those are the parameters. To be or not to be. That is the result of 2b. To be or not to be... What a stupid question. To be or not to b^&%*$(#)@! Carrier Lost.... To BE the BBS, you've got to SEE the BBS. To be too clever is to be stupid. To be trusted is a greater compliment than to be loved. To be uman is to be complex. To be wise, the only thing you need to know is when to say "I don't know." To be wronged is nothing unless you continue to remember it. To be, or what? To Be... Or What ? To beer or not to beer? - Shakesbeer To boldly code what no one has coded before! To boldly glow, where no man has glowed To boldly go where no man has gone before. To boldly go where no one has gone before. To BOLDLY go where software never will To boldly split infinitives that no one has split before+ to boldly take a writer where none has gone before!!!! To climb a ladder, you begin with the bottom rung. To climb a ladder, you begin with the first rung. To cure insomnia, get lots of sleep. To curry favor, favor curry. To deny the facts would be illogical, Doctor. To discover one knows nothing is the beginning of wisdom. To discover proper respect for authority, twit your sysop. To do is to be - Nietzsche To do is to be. To do nothing is in every man's power. To do nothing is in every person's power. To do two things at once is to do neither To eat is human. To digest divine. To endure, be obscure. To err is human - To Assimilate BORG! To err is human -- to blame it on a computer is even more so. To err is human and stupid. To err is human but mostof us never make mistake To err is human, but to really foul things up requires a computer. To err is human, to forgive is against company policy To err is human, to forgive is against company policy. To err is human, to forgive is against FidoNet policy! To err is human, to forgive is against FidoNet policy. To err is human, to forgive is against my policy To err is human, to forgive is out of the question. To err is human, to forgive is unusual! To err is human, to forgive is unusual. To err is human, to forgive....$5.00 To err is human, to moo boovine. To err is human, to moo bovine. To Err is Human, to really ^@$&$ things up takes a math co-processor! To err is human. And stupid. To err is Human. To blame someone else is politics. To err is human. To purr feline. To err is human. To really screw up it takes a computer. To err is Human. To blame someone else is politics. To err is human. To forgive is against company policy. To err is human. To forgive is unusual. To err is human. To moo is bovine. To err is human. To really foul things up requires a computer. To err is human. To really screw up it takes a computer. To err is human. To really screw up takes a computer. To err is human....To blame others even more so. To err is human; more than that takes a government. To err is human; to blame it on someone else is more human. To err is human; to forgive is against company policy. To err is human; to forgive, infrequent. To err is human; to moo bovine To err is human; to moo bovine. To err is human; to purr, feline. Pets are fun. To err is human; to really botch things requires a MODERATOR. To err is to screw up.... To establish voice contact, please yell into keyboard. To every exception there is a rule. To every rule there is an exception, and vice versa. To every rule there's an exception & vice versa. To excel at what you do, you must love doing it. To excel when you try, always reach for the brass ring. To find a policeman in a hurry, double-park. To find out a girl's faults, praise her to her girl friends. To find out a girl's faults, tell her girlfriends how great she is. To flaunt your strength is to make it your weakness ! To forgive is divine. But getting even is Heaven!! To Freud, the world consists of housewives only To get a loan you must prove you don't need it. To get ahead and stay ahead, use your head. To get back on your feet, miss two car payments. To give happiness is to deserve happiness. To go where no man has gone before... BBSing! To have a friend you must first be one. TO have an AMIGA is fine, To emit to it, "is DEVINE"!!!! To have died once is enough. To hell with criticism. Praise is good enough for me. To hell with justice...I want blood... To hell with the Prime Directive! FIRE!!!!!! To HELL with the Prime Directive....FIRE!!! Kirk To his dog every man is Napoleon. To increase speed add lightness To iterate is human, to recurse divine. To iterate is human, to recurse is divine. To iterate is human; to recurse, divine. To iterate is human; to recurse, divine. To keep your milk sweet, leave it in the cow. To know a culture you must dirty your feet in its soil. To know recursion, you must first know recursion. To know the road ahead, ask those coming back. To know yourself is the ultimate form of aggression. To laugh at men of sense is the privilege of fools To laugh at men of sense is the privilege of fools. To learn to listen to that which is not spoken. To live in the hearts we leave behind, is not to die. To live is always desirable. To live long, it is necessary to live slowly. To live now, first come to terms with your past. To live outside the law, you must be an honest man. To live well, know the difference between good and evil. To live-is to risk dying. To Lorena, I leave the stocks, bonds & penal implant: /s/ John Bobbitt. To Lorena, I leave the stocks, bonds & penile implant: /s/ John Bobbitt. To love another person is to see the face of God. To love her was a liberal education. To make a speech immortal you don't have to make it everlasting. To make pleasures pleasant, shorten them. To make your children capable of honesty is the beginning of education To most people, moderators are nice people. To much thinking only leads to delay! To not discern the important, makes you unimportant. To process or not to process that is the question! To publish is to appear in public with your pants down. To RA or Not to RA only a ? would not=:) To really know a relative, divide an inheritance with him To reform a man, begin with his grandmother. To reformat a CD-ROM use steel wool and heavy pressure. To refuse praise is to seek praise twice. To refuse to decide is a decision. To register this tagline, send $29 to .... To regret nothing is the beginning of wisdom. To remove dust from the eye, pull the eye down over the nose. To remove dust from the eye, pull the eyelid down over the nose. To respond to this message, press "R".... To rest is to rust. To return home, you must walk backwards in time & space. To risk nothing is to risk everything. To see the universe in a grain of sand..Blake To Serve Man To Serve Man- at better booksellers. To shoot a mime, do you use a silencer? To Ski or Not to Ski THAT is the Question! To sleep, perchance to Dream To some lawyers all facts are created equal. To some, sex is second best to power. To speed is human; to get caught, de fine. To steal this tagline press now. To strive, to seek, to find, but not to yield. To subdue the enemy without fighting is the acme of skill.Sun Tzu To take a stand, one first must have legs to stand on. To take a stand, one must have legs to stand on. To take arms against a C of troubles. To take the Genesis online IQ test: press Alt/H To tell if a Canadian senator is alive:wave a pension check under nose To tell the sex of a chromosome, pull down its genes. To the British, George Washington was a terrorist. To the Caliph I am dirt, but to dirt, I am Caliph. to the next higher unit. To the old cat, the tender mouse. To the pretty women: Nancy Kerrigan & Tonya Harding. They're mine! To those who can see, a picture is a wordless poem. To those who do not believe, no explanation will suffice. To tolerate everything is to teach nothing. To turn your 486/dx2-66 into a Gameboy, type WIN/3 at the prompt! To understand other's miseries, look at their pleasures. To us, killing is murder, even for revenge. To us, violence is unthinkable. To wake a tiger, use a long stick. To whom should I go to for some self-help? To whom the gods destroy, they first teach Windows... To women, men are like big dogs that talk. Toad - n. What happens to an illegally parked frog. Toad Hall BBS 415-595-2427 Toaster of Borg: It is useless to resist my offerings of toast. Toaster of Borg: Resistance is useless. You will eat toast. Toaster of Borg: Would you like some toast before you're assimilated? Toboggan Hagen: A very large ice-cream sundae. Today has been a long year!!!!!!!!!! Today has been a long year. Today I am feeling ept, ane and sipid. Today I am feeling ept, ane, and sipid. Today I have grown taller from walking with the trees. Today is a "Honey do day" Honey do this, honey do that.. Today is a day for firm decisions ..... Or is it? Today is a day for making firm decisions!!!!! Or is it? Today is a good day for you to jump in a lake. Today is a good day to bribe a high--ranking official. Today is canceled due to lack of interest! Today is not your lucky day. You won't have one this year Today is the day to bribe a high-ranking public official. Today is the first day after yesterday. Today is the first day of the rest of your life. Today is the first day of the rest of your lossage. Today is the first day of the rest of your mess. Today is the last day of your life (so far). Today is the last day of your life, so far. Today is the scene of the accident. Today is the Tommorrow you worried about Yesterday Today is the Tomorrow you worried about Yesterday Today is the tomorrow you worried about yesterday. Today is tomorrow's yesterday. Today on Larry King: The President, and her husband... Today on the menu we feature: pi of the day. Today on Wide Wonderful World of Sports we have the Mail Toss. Today the sun, tonight the MOON! WHEN WILL IT END? Today's "politically correct" = yesterday's McCarthyism. Today's special: Misspelt words at no extra charge. Today's subliminal message is . Today, take an astronaut to launch. Todd... Toddler: An indoor tornado Todlitter - Food debris under high chair after an attempted feeding. Toil is most pleasant when done. Tokers local 101, We smoke till we croak! Toledo now has a racist mayor? Toledo's mayor gave welfare to a bank. Toledo's mayor might sell out to campaigner like last mayor did. Toledo's mayor wants non-doctor to do a doctor's work in public office. Toledo's new mayor can's minorities from his political party. Tolerance is the apex of any civilization. Tolkien Ring is the LAN most preferred in hobbit land. Tom Adams a member of The Flat-Earth Society. Tom Gibbs Tom Gibbs tgibbs@lcal1.loras.edu Tom Gibbs ph.319/556-4230 Tom Servo: Voice of Kevin Murphy, body of a gumball machine Tomahawk. When you care enough to send best! Tomato paste: what you use to fix broken tomatoes. TOMCAT WARNING - Liberties Taken With Quotes! Tomorrow never comes. Tomorrow we start dieting! Tomorrow will be canceled due to lack of interest. Tomorrow will be yesterday soon enough. Tone-deaf before dishonor. Tongue covered eyetooth - couldn't see what I was saying. Tongue tied & twisted, just an earthbound misfit I. TONIC.H20 found. BOTTLE.GIN found. SysOp found...LOADED! Tonight on HTV: Three Men and Rosemary's Baby Tonight yer taking no hostages, and I'm taking no prisoners. Tonight's forecast: dark, followed by light. Tonight's the night: Sleep in a eucalyptus tree. Tonight, no hostages for you and no prisoners for me. Tonka buys out Toyota, no changes expected. News at 11. Tonsils cure cancer!! Want to buy some? Tony attacks with a Longsword +1, +5 vs. Moderators. TOO +++uC++ $ex A((ecT$ YOUr eye$ig++T. Too bad about your Rectocranial Inversion. Get well soon Too bad that stupidity isn't painful... Too bad women don't have pull-down menus and online help. Too busy to laugh? Then you are too busy. Too busy to laugh? Then you are too busy. Too chicken to get in harm's way Too chicken to get in harm's way. Too dumb to be crooked Too few of the bucks stop here. Too hip for taglines Too many boards, not enough phone lines. Too many irritations. Please access help file BACARDI.151 Too many pages make a tome. Too many people confuse free speech with loose talk. Too many pieces of music end too long after the end. Too many pray for peace with their fists clenched. Too many wild asses are not yet extinct. Too much FREE space? Keep *.BAK files! Too much free time? Become a SysOp... Too much glory can be half disgrace. Too much love is dangerous Too much month left at the end of the money Too much month left at the end of the money. Too Much of a Good Thing Can Be Wonderful - Mae West Too Much of a Good Thing Can Be Wonderful. Too much of a good thing is wonderful. Too much shareware, not enough registration $$$. Too often justice is incidental to law and order. Too Sexy For My Pants - by Harry P. Ness Too stupid to know what I'm involved in. Too tired to think up a new tagline! Took an hour to bury the cat. Damn thing kept moving. Took an hour to bury the cat. Damned thing kept moving. Took an hour to bury the cat. Silly thing kept on moving! Took an hour to bury the cat. Stupid thing kept moving! Took me an hour to bury my cat today...D*m thing wouldn't hold still! Took my car in to have the alignment checked...It came back Chaotic! Toot toot Tootsie, Goodbye! Data Topic Cops don't do SLMR. Topologists are just plane folks, Pilots -- plane folks, Carpenters -- plane folks, Midwest farmers -- plain folks, Musicians -- pla Torque... Torque is the answer. Torquemada of Borg: NOBODY assimilates the Spanish Inquisition! Torture: The Ultimate Art Form. TOS,TAS,TMP,TWOK,TSFS,TVH,TNG,TFF,???? Total Confusion: The Power Source of the Future !! Total Recall BBSMicro Focus COBOL Cum Laude Total Spiritual Enlightenment helps me score with the babes Total World Domination Tour 1992. Total world domination. Totally illogical, there was no chance. Totally non-offensive tagline. G-rated. Toto, don't think were online anymore%$#^@# NO CARRIER Toto, how come everything seems so slow? Woof, Woof, Windows Toto, I've a feeling we're not in Kansas any more. Toto, look, no resending errors in Windoze - NOT! Toto, we're not in Windoze anymore... thank goodness! Tough Love is better than co-dependency. Tough? My goldfish can whip your dog! TOURIST SEASON! DOES that mean we can shoot them? Tourists: The only foreigners the French ever drove out. TOWER: "Say position." PILOT: "Position." Toxicology- a risky profession Toys are made in heaven, batteries are made in hell. Trackball: a mouse that went belly up. Trackman(men) have bigger balls. Tradition is always the last refuge for the incompetent. Tradition is no excuse for insensitivity or racism. Trails got to be here somewhere - D.Boone Transistor: (n) a device used to protect fuses. Transistors blow before a protecting fast acting fuse. Transplanted from Wisconsin. Transporter room, beam that tagline up immediately! Transporting really is the safest way to travel. Transvestite: He who likes to eat, drink and be Mary. Transvestites enjoy mixed company....alone! Transvestites suffer from delusions of gender. Transwarp drive in 5 4 3 2 1... TRAPEZOID - A device for catching zoids. TRAPPED IN CHAT BY THE KITTYCAT FROM HELL!! .Story at 11. Trash drive C:? (Y)es (O)K (F)ine by me Trash your "To Do List"; you won't do it anyway. Travel by TARDIS: It's not necessarily faster, but it is definitely more interesting! Travel important today; IRS men arrive tomorrow. Traveling this spring? Visit Pern in between Traveling through hyperspace isn't like dusting crops, boy. Treat each day as your last, one day you will be right. Treat earth as you should have your Mother. It is. Treat me like the pig that I am Treaties like roses and girls - they last while they last Tree Hugger's Nightmare: Mt. Graham Red Squirrel Stew ... Trees moving back and forth are what make the wind blow. Trek Classic -- Who Needs Another Generation? Trek excuse #1: The Prime Directive clearly forbids it! Trekkers work out at the He's Dead Gym. Trekkies DO IT at high warp speed. Trekkies of the world, get a life. Tremble your way to Fitness... Trespassers will be experimented on! Trespassers will be shot, survivors will be shot again! Trespassers will be shot. Survivors will be prosecuted. Trespassers will be shot. Survivors will be SHOT AGAIN! Trespassers WILL be violated - Sign at Kennedy homes Trespassers will be violated. Tresspassers will be SHOT, survivors will be SHOT AGAIN! Tresspassers WILL be violated (Sign at Kennedy homes) Tribble Math: * + Food = ************************ Tribble Math: * + FOOD = *************************** Tribble math: * + * = *********************************** Tribble meets Ford at 65Mph ---> ____ Tribble Olympics, Baseball: *! . Tribblel Math: * + Grain = *********** Tribbles - $5.00 for all you can pile on top of you. Tribe in '94!!! Trickle-Down:It's when the money goes from George to Neil Tried InterMail...Not BAD!! Tried to call Phoenix, I misdialed FIJI Tried to call Phoenix, I misdialed FIJI. Tried to play my shoehorn... all I got was footnotes! Tried to play my shoehorn...all I got was footnotes! Tried to play my shoehornall I got was footnotes! Troi: She's not just window dressing any more... Troi: "He's thinking about my breasts again, Captain!" TROI: I feel pain, GREAT pain! ... RIKER: Glad you liked \SL Troll Appreciation Society, join today!! Trombonists do it in seven positions. Trouble with political jokes is they get elected. Truck pulls: for people that can't understand wrestling Truck Pulls: for people who cannot understand the WWF Truck Pulls: for people who don't understand WWF. Truckin / got my chips cashed in True dignity: Remaining aloof during a prostate exam. True enlightenment is a radical goal. True friends are friends to the end..and even after that ! True life begins when the kids leave home and he dog dies True Multitasking = 3 PCs and a chair with wheels! True Multitasking = 3 PCs and a chair with wheels! ___ Blue Wave/QWK v2.12 True terror: A female Klingon with PMS. Truly your warm comments are welcome on this winter day. Truly, sir. Your kind words warm me on this winter day. Truncate (v.) (1993): See "Bobbitt, Lorena" Truncate (v.) (1993): See "Bobbitt, Lorena." Truncate: See John Bobbitt Truncated (v.) (1993): See "Bobbitt, John" Truncated (v.) (1993): See "Bobbitt, John." Truncated: What happened to the peanut at the zoo Trust everbody, but cut the cards. Trust everybody, but always cut the cards. Trust God, but always tie and watch your camel all night. Trust in GOD, *and* tie your camel tight Trust in God, but backup your hard disk TODAY!!! Trust me, I know how how this works.... Trust me, I know what I'm tagging. Trust me, I work for the government :^) Trust me, I'm a lawyer. Trust me, would I lie to you..... Trust me, would I lie to you..... again? Trust me, would I lie to you..... TWICE? Trust me. I work for the government. Trust no government that wants to disarm its citizen. Trust only those who would lose as you if things go wrong Trust the moderator, Luke. Trust your neighbors, but brand your cattle. Trust: Two Cannibals having oral sex. Truth is just another misconception. Truth is more of a stranger than fiction -- Mark Twain Truth is shorter than fiction. Truth is shorter than fiction... Truth is, after all, a moving target. Truth Through Superior Firepower. Try and steal@R@this tagline! Try Clarion for REAL database development!! Try cooling coffee by holding it closer to your heart. Try Dbase 1.0! It's loaded with "Features"! Try it, it tastes like chicken. Try it, you'll like it. Trust me. Try it. The most it can do is not work.. Try it.... You might Like it .... Try later. Try Milk of Amnesia - when you need to forget Try Milk of Amnesia - when you need to forget. Try not to salt thy salt. For it is salted afore. Try not to unnecessarily or excessively split infinitives Try our new dehydrated water! Just add ...uh...er... Try Preparation H-Bomb. For your Nuclear Piles. Try that refreshing new feeling - THINK! Try the Moo Shu Pork. It is especially good today. Try this. I haven't tested it, but I think it will work. Try to divide your time evenly to keep others happy. Try to explain a flint and steel to today's youth. Try to explain a slideruler to today's youth. Try to explain a telegram to today's youth. Try to explain a vacuum tube to today's youth. Try to fix the mistake...never the blame. Try to get rid of junk mail, but income tax forms arrive. Try to look unimportant, they may be low on ammo. Try to run try to hide break on through to the other side Try Windows...for a good night's sleep while you wait...and wait ... Try `stty 0' -- it works much better. Trying to establish voice contact--please yell into keyboard. Trying to find a good tagline... Trying to reason with hurricane season Trying to sell a product you have never used is like trying to sell a belief you have never believed in. Trying to think of a better tagline... Trying to think of a good tagline... TSR's!!!!! Bah! Humbug! TSR=(T)rashes (S)ystem (R)andomly TThheerree''ss aann EEcchhoo iinn hheerree. Tuba or not tuba? Tuck under thumb and hold firmly. Tumor............. An extra pair. Tumor: A request for an extra pair. Tunar - Sonar-like device in cat food that causes cats to appear. Tune in, turn on, and be friends with EX-Mayor Barry. TUPHLEM GRDLPHUMP.. to quote Opuss first words.... Turbo Pascal for WINDOWS? Borland's betrayed me. Turn down your guitar. Turn it up!!, Louder! Now I can't hear you! Turn off your mind, relax and float downstream. Turn Right for the Cannonball Run... Turn the key off...your mouth is still running. Turn your 486 into a Gameboy! .. type WIN at C:\> Turn your 486 into a gameboy, type OS2 at the C:\ prompt Turn your 486 into a Gameboy, type WIN at the C:\> Turn your 486 into a Gameboy, type WIN at the C>. Turn your 486 into a Gameboy: Type WIN at C:\> Turn your 486 into an XT -- just add Windows Turn your 486 into an XT, run Windoze! Turn your 486/50 into an XT - Run Windows 3.0. Turnitoffita - The noise a film makes to tell you its over. TV advertising is the rattling inside a swill bucket. TV is a crutch for those who lack imagination. TV is a medium; anything well done is rare. TV is a medium; anything well done on it is rare. TV is chewing gum for the eyes. TV is like a steak - a medium rarely well done. TV Radio without the imagination. TV Truth #2: All problems can be solved in 30-60 minutes. TV Truth #5: Drinking beer attracts beautiful females. TV Truth: Drinking beer attracts beautiful females ... TV Truth: All Asians know karate. TV Truth: Drinking beer attracts beautiful females. TV Truth: Explosions in space make noise. TV Truth: If a woman is running, she will trip and fall. TV Truth: People have friendly neighbors even in big cities. Tweedledum and Tweedledee agreed to have a battle. Tweety of Borg: I taht I taw a Picardycat. Tweety of Borg: You wiww be assimewated! Twenty-four hour banking: I just don't have time for it. Twice the strength of those other leading national brands. Twice the sugar! Twice the caffeine!!!!!! Twinkies have a half-life, but Velveeta is eternal Twinkies have a half-life, but Velveeta is eternal. Twisted Sister asks US to keep the noise down. Two can live as cheaply as one what? Two can live as cheaply as one, for half as long. Two can live as cheaply as one... for half as long. Two cans, Per man, Per day, Perhaps Two CC's should do it. Two dumbs; know too much, know too little!! Two Great Tennesseans: Charlie and Jack Daniels Two guys walk into a bar. Why didn't the second one duck? Two is company, three is an orgy. Two is company. Three is poor birth control! Two kind of people in this world - winners\losers. Two kinds of trouble in this world - living\dying. Two lost cluster's found in the writer's brain! Two Lost Clusters Found In the Writer's Brain..... Two most common elements hydrogen, stupidity Two most common elements in the universe: Hydrogen & Stupidity. Two most common elements: hydrogen, stupidity Two most common elements: hydrogen, stupidity. Two of perfect virtue: one dead, the other yet unborn. Two rights don't make a wrong, they make an airplane. TWO THINGS ARE UNIVERSAL. HYDROGEN AND STUPIDITY. Two things I hate: People that can't count. Two writes don't make a novel! Two writes don't make a novel. Two wrongs do not make a right, it takes three or more. Two wrongs do not make a right: it usually takes three or more. Two Wrongs Don't Make A Right, But Three Do Two Wrongs Don't Make A Right, But Three Lefts Do. Two wrongs don't make a right; it always takes three or more. Two wrongs never made a right, but two Wrights made an airplane. Two's company and three's the result. Two, ten, eleven. Eyes, fingers, toes. - Gomez Addams TX Driving: To change lanes, first pull out your .357.. Type I diabetics shouldn't be so holier than thou. Typed on my Ultra Megger Wallet Whammer. Typesetters DO IT with perfect composure Typical BASIC programmer: POKE:POKE:NUDGE:NUDGE Typing all of your message in capitals is SHOUTING! Typists DO IT without wrinkling the sheets. Typos? Blame my cat. Tyrannical moderators are jokes. Don't be a joke. Tyrants like an unarmed populous. Tyrell Corporation: More Human than Human. U are in a maze of twisty tag-lines, all alike... U.S. Department of Redundancy Department U.S. Robotics HST DS - Go broke saving money! U.S. SUPREME COURT U.S. SUPREME COURT ! U.S. taxes 1930 = 13%, 1990 = 35% U.S.S. SPECK, drop your shields or you will be destroyed. u=!worry && b[happy]; UART what UEAT! UART what you eat. UART?.. Me Science? UFO's are for real: the Air Force doesn't exist. UFO's are real. The Air Force doesn't exist. UFO's are real; the Air Force doesn't exist. UFOs are real. The Air Force isn't. UFOs are real... the Air Force doesn't exist... Uga uga! And that rhymes with 58! -Jounster Ugliness - The only form of Catholic contraception Uh huh huh huh, she said 'linguist'. Huh huh huh. Uh Mike, that's not cheese! Uh oh. Your zip file is open! Uh yeer ugh-o eye kudent spel pro-grammar; now eye R 1. Uh, forget the rope Luke... I thank he's already dead. Uh, MC, who'd WANNA touch that? Uh, oh ... Your Zip file is open. Uh, oh! That was my 1st warning! Uh, oh, looks like time to upgrade already... Uh, the moderator says I'm s'pose to bonk you with this tagline. Uh, yeah...I MEANT to do that! uh-ohhh... IT'S A FRIDAY!!!! Uhh, 4500 megs, 18 megahertz, yeah, thats it... Uhkapelimannit vaikenevat viuluistaan Ultima 8 will be released during the __ quarter of 19__ Ultimage Optimist: A sarrusophone player with a beeper. Ultimate office automation: Networked coffee machines! Ultimate office automation: networked coffee machines. Ultimate office automation: networked coffee Ultimate office automation: Networked coffee machine. Ultimate office automation: Networked coffee machines! Ultimate oxymoron: "Cash Surplus" Ultimato - The choice of eating veggies or going to bed without supper ULTRA TOP SECRET MESSAGE, burn before reading! Um... Funny Tagline! Umbrace - Small strap that holds an umbrella in place. Umbroglio - Any conflict with an umbrella on a windy day. Umm...your ZIP is open... Unable to exit Windows. Try the door? [Y]/N Unable to find coffee, operator halted. Unable to find COLDBEER.CAN... SysOp not loaded!!! Unable to find COLDBEER.CAN...SysOp not Loaded! Unable to load REALITY.SYS -- Invalid Parameter: /UTOPIA Unable to locate Beer -- Operator Halted! Unable to locate beer -- Party Halted! Unable to locate Coffee -- Operator Halted! Unable to locate Coffee -- Operator Processor Halted! Unable to locate Coffee -- SysOp Processor Halted! Unable to locate COLDBEER.CAN **OPERATOR NOT LOADED** Unable to locate COLDCOKE.CAN **SYSOP NOT LOADED** Unable To Locate Conference - Moderator Lost. Unable to locate Diet Pepsi -- Operator Halted! Unable to locate Green Beer St. Paddy's Day cancelled Unable to locate humor -- Operator Halted! Unable to locate iced tea -- Operator Halted! Unable to locate Mt.Dew.Com - Programmer halted! Unable to locate Pepsi -- Operator Halted! Unable to locate REALITY.SYS - Universe halted! Unable to locate TEAEARLGREY.HOT -- Enterprise halted! Unable to open , program halted Unable to open LEVI.ZIP Continue job? Y/N Unable to open LEVI.ZIP. Continue job? (Y/N) Unable to open LEVI.ZIP. Continue job? Y/N Unable to open TROUSER.ZIP. Replace floppy and try again. Unable to open Windows. Try the door? [Y]/N Unable to park hard disk, all bays full. Unbelief in one thing springs = blind belief in another. Unborn Women Have Rights Too! Unbreakable toys are good for breaking other toys. Unbreakable toys are useful for breaking other toys. Uncle Sam needs your money - Congress already SPENT it! Unclog drains with Liquid Metal Terminator! Under every stone lurks a politician. Under The Grandstand - By Seymore Butt Under Worked, Over Paid... So who's complaining?? Underhoodist - A station attendant with a genius for locating hood latches. Underneath all these clothes I am completely naked! Underpaid, endless taxes, overwork:= Self-employment! Understanding is the key. Maybe it's under the mat. Undetectable errors are always infinite in variety. Undocumented Features will rule the EARTH! Unevaluated registered copy Unevaluated Registration Copy Unfair! A battle of wits and you are unarmed! Unfortunately we laugh at the distress of others. Unicorns aren't myth, virgins are! Unicorns aren't mythical - virgins are! Unicorns aren't mythical -- virgins are! Unified Field Theory--My field is your field Unified Field Theory--My field is your field. Universal Life Church: "Elvis thinks you're neat!" University: A modern school where football is taught. UNIX are lousy lovers. Unix isn't Vax/Vms (Fortunately!) Unix isn't Vax/Vms (Fortunately) UNIX should be used as an adjective. - AT&T Unix soit qui mal y pense. Unix weirdo in training. Handle with care. UNIX! Is that from AT&T? Or ... SATAN! UNIX, the MF of all DOS's. UNIX, TheyNIX, SheNIX, HeNIX; INIX? OS/2! No, NetWare... UNIX... A manly sort of operating system! UNIX: It's not just a hair color, it's a way of life. UNIX: Operating system for the vowel impaired. Unix: the operating system of the future of the past. UNIX: user-viciousness raised to an art form... Unix? I can't even do ONE thing at once. Unknown Media in A:\ tastes like a graham cracker. Unknown to the Wicked Witch, the squirt gun was loaded. UNKNOWN WARNING... Contact your local dealer Unknown: soon to be grunged, somewhere. Unless the Japs buy us as a prezzy for their kids, Oz is up the creek Unless they criticize the moderators. Unless to thought is added will, Apollo is an imbecile. Unless you can see black then white has no meaning Unless you've got some sort of a PROBLEM with that... Unlimited potential: Will stick with us until retirement -evaluationese Unmistakable. That must be the only videogame sound effect the sound Unpupular - Anyone whose dog refuses to play them. Unpupular - Anyone whose dog refuses to play with them. Unqualified superlatives are the worst of all. Unrecoverable Application Error - Detonation follows. Unrecoverable system error at 417A:32CF. Incompetent user Unrecoverable sytem error at 417A:32CF. Incompetent user UNRECOVERABLE USER ERROR - Terminating current user Unregestered Version, so send me mail Unregistered Evaluation Copy UNREGISTERED EVALUATION COPY Unregistered Evaluation Tagline Unrest of spirit---is a mark of L I F E ! Unspeakable error in module JH at address $ Until Eve arrived, this was a man's world. Unusual cheeses. Unwritten laws can not be erased. UnZip, expand, explode... What kind of pervert came up with this? Up your accumulator. Upgraded my network last night - bought new Nikes! Upgraded my network last week. Yep, new Reeboks! Upid tagline...This is a stpuid tagline...This is a stupid tagl... uploaded on Eclectic Data BBS, Brantford, Ontario Canada URA Redneck if you have more than two brothers named Bubba or Junior. URA Redneck if your school fight song was "Dueling Banjos". URA Redneck if: Jack Daniels makes your list of most admired people. URA Redneck if: You answer the door with a baseball bat in your hand URA Redneck if: You can have sex without spilling your beer. URA Redneck if: you ever lost a tooth opening a beer bottle. URA Redneck if: You list your parole officer as a reference URA Redneck if: You were holding a beer in your wedding picture. URA Redneck if: Your mother has "ammo" on her Christmas list URA Redneck if: your wife has a beer belly and you find it attractive. Urinalysis - The study of pissed off people. Urinalysis: The study of Pissed Off People. Urine............. Opposite of Your out Urine: Baseball term: Opposite of "Your out." Us * "Not a problem."--Parker Lewis US Military: fighting for G.TRUDEAU's right to dissent! US Military: They fight to defend YOUR right of dissent. US Supreme Court USA - at times is seems to be a subsidiary of Japan, Inc USA - at times is seems to be a subsidiary of Japan, Inc. USAir = (U)nderwater (S)eating (A)vailable (I)n (R)ear. Use "DEVICE=EXXON" to screw up your environment. Use an accordion, go to jail. It's the law. Use contraceptives on every conceivable occasion! Use DesqView (Windows breaks very easily). use DEVICE=EXXON to scre up your environment. Use DEVICE=EXXON to screw up your environment Use DEVICE=EXXON to screw up your environment! Use DEVICE=EXXON to screw up your environment. Use EXTEND.ZIP to get more handles on life... Use free--form input where possible Use GOTOs only to implement a fundamental structure. Use IF...ELSE IF...ELSE IF...ELSE... to implement multi-way branches. Use it up. Wear it out. Make it do. Or do without. Use library functions. Use NABOB-The Preparation H of Archivers! Use only as directed. Use Oxymoron for those really stupid pimples! Use Saddam Condoms, for those who always pull out late. Use SLMR to put the TOMCAT! to work for you! Use subdirectories; keep your FAT thin! Use tasteful words, You might have to eat them. Use tasteful words. You might have to eat them. Use the Force, Luke. Use the Force, Luke... but not Windows Use the gas, Luke! use the sequence on the skull's teeth...get cheese and key...give cheese Use Windex On Your Windows Use your enemy's hand to catch a snake. Use your own judgement - - then do as I say... Use your own tagline, this one belongs to someone else. Use your own tagline, this one's MINE!! Use your wit to amuse, not abuse nor confuse the stupid. Used all your sick days? Call in dead! Used Car: Not what it is jacked up to be. Used Cars: Why go elsewhere to be cheated? Come here first! Used Iraqi rifles for sale: Dropped once, never fired. Used Iraqi rifles for sale: Dropped once, never fired... Used Taglines for Sale, gettem while their hot!! Used taglines for sale. $10 each. Used taglines for sale. $10 each. Useless, but decorative. User - a technical term used by computer pros. See idiot. USER ERROR: Replace user and press any key to continue. USER ERROR: Replace user and press any key to continue USER ERROR: Replace user and press any key to continue. User Error: Replace user, hit any key to continue. User Friendly, if you don't use it - its friendly. User Friendly: Never having to say "I read the manual." User Frienly, if you don't Use it - its Friendly! User logging on...1200 baud....1200 BAUD?!?!.....NO CARRIER User logging on...300 baud....300 BAUD?!?!.....NO CARRIER User-supported tagline. To register send $49.95 to... Users : Keep them dry and don't feed them after midnight. Users never appreciate computers, until their down Users never appreciate computers, until they're down. Users: Keep them dry and don't feed them after midnight. Users: To keep them dry don't water them after dinner. USES DOS,CRT,MOUSE,RAM,C:,PRN,VGA,EGA,ELECTRICITY Uses resources well: Delegates everything -work evaluationese Uses time effectively: Clock watcher -work evaluationese Using a single-tasking computer is a sign of low self-esteem. Using PCBoard w/o a reader and loving it! Using TSO is like kicking a dead whale across the beach. USS Alacrity NCC-1881 Usually insane; in lucid moments merely stupid. v 1.5 -- Profound interpretations fully supported. V.fast. V.32bis on steroids V.FC 2 V.32Bis modems running in parrallel Vacation & Travel BBS 916-635-4157. Call today! Vader of Borg: You WILL be assimilated. The Emperor has forseen it. Vader of Borg: You will be assimilated. The Collective has forseen it. Vader of Borg: You will be assimilated. The Emperor has foreseen it. 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Ve have vays of makink you obey zee rules on zia board! ve to go to the bathroom. Vegetables stink too, sometimes Vegetables stink too, sometimes. Vegetarians eat vegetables;I'm a humanitarian Vegetarians eat vegetables;I'm a humanitarian. Vegetinting - Taking items from a salad bar to make your plate colorful. Velcro, super glue, duct tape, post-its, and OS/2. VELVEETA: the cheese that cannot die! Vende Vide Visa: We came, we saw, we bought. Venetian blinds are made by shady characters. Veni, Vidi, VCR - I came, I saw, I videotaped it Veni, Vidi, VCR -- I came, I saw, I videotaped it. Veni, Vidi, Velcro - (I came, I saw, I stuck around) Veni, Vidi, Vestibule ( I came, I saw, I hid in the closet) Veni, Vidi, Visa - I came, I saw, I charged it Veni, Vidi, Visa - I came, I saw, I shopped. Veni, Vidi, VISA. Verb, as the documentation (aka the "F....ine Manual :-) Verbal agreements frequently lead to verbal disagreements. Verbosity: Refuge Of Those With Nothing Original To Say. Verbs has to agree with their subjects. Verifying User... Verily I say unto you: doowah diddy, diddy dum, diddy doo Version Rule: Version 1.0 was smaller and faster Version Rule: Version 1.0 was smaller and faster. Very amusing, now put the host down. - Vicki! Very creative: Finds 22 reasons to do anything except original work Very few jobs actually require a penis or vagina. Very funny Scotty - now beam up my clothes! Very funny, Scotty - now beam up my clothes. Very good, Einstein, but next time show your work. Very good, Mr. Einstein, but next time please show your work... Very humorous, indeed. Hysterical, in fact. Data Very unfortunate. We will be dead. Worf Very well, Stones, who's behind *IS* the giant rat of Sumatra? Vesele' Va'noce a s~t~astny' novy' rok! -Czech Christmas Vesele' Vianoce a s~t~astlivy' novy' rok! -Slovak Christmas Veteran of the Bermuda Triangle Expeditionary Force 1990-1951 Veteran, Bermuda Triangle Exploration Team: 1999-1955 vi - /usr/The /bin/editor /tmp/from /etc/hell! Viaduct? I dunno, why a duck? Vicars DO IT with candlesticks! Vice Versa; Mafia controlled poetry... Victoria 604-361-9053 Victoria's Secret catalog: Poor man's Playboy. Victory finds a hundred fathers, but defeat is an orphan. Victory or defeat! Video Exelerators speed up 10% of vidio IO, Windows Slows down 100% of CPU Vietnam cookbook: 101 ways to WOK your dog. Vincent Price 1911-1993 He will be missed. Vini Vidi Vomiti "I came, I saw, It made me sick" Vini, vidi, vici. Violence in reality is quite different from theory. Violinists do it in first position. Vios con dios! Vique's Law: A man without religion is like a fish without a bicycle. Virgin wool comes from ugly sheep. Virginia is for lovers, but Pensylvania has INTERCOURSE! Virginia is for Lovers. Virginity can be cured. Virginity is a disease that can be cured. Virginity is curable. Virginity is like a balloon, one prick and it's all gone Virginity is like a balloon: One prick and it's gone. Virginity like balloon, one prick.... all gone. Virginity: like a balloon: one prick and it's gone. Virgins R' Us......closed due to personnel shortage. Virtual reality is a contradiction. Virtual: not knowing where your next byte is coming from. Virtuality Has Taken Precedence Over Reality! Virtue is a relative term. Virtue is easy for an ugly woman. Virtue is its own punishment. Virtue is its own revenge. Virtue pays but there's no market for it. Virus Analysis Kit - some assembly required... Virus detected on your HD. .transfer aborted Virus detected! P)our chicken soup on motherboard? Virus in the HD? who you gonna call? WORMBUSTERS Virus Scanner: "Windows found - Remove (Y,n)?" Virus Scanning.... WINDOWS found. Remove? Y/N virus, virii, viriii, viriv, virv, virvi, virvii... Virus-checker message: "MS-Windows found...delete?(Y/Y)" ViruScan detects Windows/NT. Remove (Y/N)? Viruscan V1.22- ** Windows found ** Remove? (Y,+ Viruses are by definition Public Domain Software. Viruses don't die they just go low profile for a while VirusScan - "Windows found: Remove it? (Y/y)" Visit beautiful Vergas, Minnesota. Visit beautiful Wisconsin Dells. Visit me anytime at (919) 637-3583!! Visit Scenic Melnibon Visit Xanth today! Visit your money this year - vacation in Washington, D.C. Visit your money this year: vacation in Washington,D.C. Visiting This Planet . . .', said The Baron Latimer Visualize whirled peas! Visualize whirled peas. Vital Social Issues 'N' Stuff with KELLY Viva la Raza! (But which one?) Vivisection is a crime. Unless you use a mime. V! W d't gt tkg v!!! V! W d't gt tkg v!!! VM/CMS: Operating system for the scroll-phobic. VMI & Citadel, your mother would be ashamed. VMS must die! VOC GIF's? I'm out of hard disk space. Vodka + milk of magnesia: Philips screwdriver Vogon poetry is of course the third worst in the universe. Voice: 919-870-6926 (eves/weekends) Void for vagueness? Void where prohibited. Volcano -- a mountain with hiccups. Volem missatges en catal!!! Volume in drive C: is TOO LOUD! Volume in Drive C: TOO_LOUD! Volunteers DO IT ForFREE Voodoo Programming: Things programmers do that they know shouldn't work but they try anyway, and which sometimes actually work, suc Vote "Ren and Stimpy" for World Leaders! Vote --> "Deport all of the above" in `92. Vote Anarchist. Vote Cthulhu in '96--Why settle for the lesser evil? Vote Cthulhu...when you're tired of the LESSER evil! Vote Democrat: It's easier than getting a job. Vote for "NONE of the ABOVE" Vote for abolishment of public display of butt-cracks. Voters want a fraud they can believe in. Vows made in storms are forgotten in calms. Vrolijk Kerstfeest en een gelukkig nieuwjaar -Dutch Christmas Vuja De - The Feeling You've Never Been Here Vulcan Science Academy Dropout. Vulcans believe peace should not depend on force. Vulcans do it with their fingers. Vulcans do not approve of violence. Vulcans NEVER bluff ---Spock Vulcans never bluff. Vulcans stole my homework! Nog Vulcans worship peace above all. Vulgarity: The conduct of others. Vultures only fly with carrion luggage Vultures only fly with carrion luggage. VVV Beware of limbo-dancers below this line VVV vwl mnmlsm V_o^o_V Things that go Bump on the Keyboard. W el l, I f ou n d th e s pac e b a r W)here Y)our S)tupid I)nterface W)eathers Y)our G)enius. W*&t? I th^%k w% h@$% s%m# l&n$ n*&se. W**nin*g,* T*ri*bb*l*es a*r*e* e*v*er*ywh*e*r*e* W/1/2 my brain tied behind my back,to be fair WACO - We Are the Church of Ordinance. Waco,TX bumper sticker: Honk if you think you're Jesus WACO: Washington-Approved Cook-Out WAD = Working As Designed ( -><- ) Wadda ya expect from a nice Jewish boy? Waddya mean FIRED?! Wade, I'm Southern. don't tell me you love me like a sister - Grace Wagner's music is better than it sounds. Wait ... Sex isn't merely anything. Wait a minute.. What's this? This sucks. Wait a moment....wait a moment....wait a moment.... Wait for further instructions.... Wait for OS/2 2.0 - the best Windows tip around! Wait until it is night before saying it has been a fine day. Wait! That's the FORBIDDEN dance! Wait! Don't pick up that ph*^&%@*(&) NO CARRIER Wait! I'll be right down! Save me a couple of glasses of it! Wait! You have not been prepared! Wait, Don't Pick Up That ph{ŒԜ Wait. That's the FORBIDDEN dance. Wait... I was goning to make Espresso Wait... Sex isn't merely anything. Waiter, I'll have what the guy writhing on the floor had. Waiter, there are monsters in my transporter Barclay Waiter, there are monsters in my transporter * Barclay Waiter, there's a tapeworm in my ribcage. Dax Waiter: Unemployed actor Waiting for my '$99.95 dBase offer' from Borland! Waiting for somedough Waiting for Spring Takes a Long Time Waiting to overcome all objections, results in nothing. Waitresses DO IT for tips. Wake up and smell the coffee or just wake up to individuality ... Waldust - Powder that sticks to you when you lean against a white wall Walk softly and carry a fully charged PHASER! Walk softly and carry a megawatt laser. Walk through doors, don't crawl through Windows. Walking in a winter wonderland. Walking on water is *not* in my job description! WALT DISNEY didn't die, he's in suspended animation Walt Disney is in suspended animation. Waltzing Mathilda....Waltzing Mathilda....Waltzing Mathilda.... Wanna be a Power User? Go stick a fork in an electrical outlet. Wanna Be a Psychopath? Read Dianetics, or ZMODEM.DOC. Wanna Buy A Rubber Computer? Wanna confuse people? Quote from the wrong message! Wanna do something big? Pick up a boulder. Wanna do something big? Pick up a boulder. Wanna get hit by some math? Try this 2 by 4 bitch! Wanna giggle? Try (EDITOR=EDLIN !) in anything. Wanna play "Whisper Down The Lane"? Wanna play 'Whisper Down The Lane'? Wanna put a little ZIP in your ARC? Wanna read a good horror novel? Get a history book! Wanna REALY enjoy your mail? Be .QWK about it! Wanna see my PeeWee Herman impression? Wanna try a network? The first call is free..... Want permanent birth control? Call 1-900-Bobbitt Want permanent birth control? Call 1-900-Bobbitt. Want some candy, little girl? Want to bust a chair across my teeth? Want to confuse people? Quote from the wrong message! Want to end the drug war? Make sure all gang members are well armed. Want to forget all your troubles? Wear tight shoes. Want to know your I.Q.? Dial 1-900-I AM STUPID. Want to retire the debt? Retire Congress! Want to save money every month? Throw out the computer! Want to see a quieter way of life? Visit Forest Lawn. Wanted dead or alive...one pink rabbit with a drum. Wanted Food Lion Deli workers, No ethics required Wanted, Dead or Alive: Randall Terry. Wanted: 50 girls for stripping machine operators in factory. WANTED: Any Bell Atlantic employee, to be shot on site! Wanted: Dictionary with Index. Wanted: Good taglines to steal... Wanted: Hair-cutter. Excellent growth potential. Wanted: Man to take care of cow that does not smoke or drink. Wanted: Part-time married girls for soda fountain in sandwich shop. Wanted: Programmers. Some assembly required. Wanted: Programmers. Some assembly required. Wanted: Programmers. Some Assembly required. Wanted: Unmarried girls to pick fresh fruit and produce at night. Wanted: Woman with computer. Send photo of computer. Wanted:386DX Fatherboard to have SX with my Motherboard War is death's feast. War is God's way of teaching us geography. War is just a hostile corporate take over. War is never imperative. War is never imperative. McCoy, Balance of Terror, stardate 1709.2 War is Peace. Freedom is Slavery. Ketchup is a Vegetable. War isn't a good life, but it's life. War never decides who is right, only who is left. War on drugs?!?! Put ME on the FRONT LINES!!!! War on Puberty: New program to eliminate teenage crime. Ware-o-ware has my OS/2 gone? Warm beer and bread, they say, could raise the dead... Warm beer on a cold night. Nothing better. Warner Bros. MIS/AmpTech Software. Burbank/Glendale Ca Warning - The 'esc' key doesn't work in Leavenworth... Warning - This message may be harmful to your ego. Warning BBS under construction! Warning! COLDBEER.CAN found, programmer probably loaded. Warning! Error in REALITY.SYS! Proceed with BIGBANG.EXE? WARNING! Evolution may be hazardous to your Ego. WARNING! No user serviceable characters in this tagline. Warning! REALITY.SYS corrupted: reboot universe? [Y/n] WARNING! Removal of this tagline prohibited by law! WARNING! SAFESEX.ZIP is a Trojan. WARNING! TAGLINE THEFT ALARM IN USE. WARNING! The TOPIC COP is watching! WARNING! - WARNING! - DANGER! Alien Virus approaching! WARNING! I Steal Taglines! (This one for example) Warning! Incomprehensible action is about to occur. Warning! Incomprehensible source follows. Warning! Moderators send off-topic notices. Warning! WARNING! REMOVAL OF THIS TAGLINE IS PROHIBITED BY LAW. WARNING! REMOVAL OF THIS TAGLINE PROHIBITED BY LAW WARNING! SAFESEX.LZH is a Trojan WARNING! SAFESEX.ZIP is a Trojan WARNING! SAFESEX.ZIP IS A TROJAN. Warning! The moderators break their own rules. Warning! Warning! This tagline fails CRC check! Warning, do not download SAFESEX.ZIP it is a trojan. WARNING, illogical plotting detected! Warning, Message Truncated! Warning, This message may cause drowsiness. Warning, Warning, lamer approaching, answers to the name of Bill Gates. Warning--Area Protected by Highly Trained Attack-Owls. WARNING... drinking tap water may kill your thirst! WARNING... drinking tap water may kill your thirst. WARNING: Shock hazard. No user-servicable components inside. Warning: All prosecutors will be violated. Warning: any tagline I see is fair game. Warning: bonds skin. Warning: Contents under pressure. WARNING: Do not attempt this at home. WARNING: DO NOT LOOK INTO LASER WITH REMAINING EYE. Warning: Do not reuse tagline. Discard safely after use. Warning: drinking water may kill your thirst! Warning: Ignore all previous fortune cookie fortunes Warning: Incoming Enemy Misslײm>NO HARRIER Warning: Media Virus detected. Warning: Modems can be hazardous to your wealth! Warning: Moderator armed and shoots back! Warning: Moderator is a horse gelder by trade and needs practice. WARNING: No user serviceable characters in this tagline. Warning: not responsible for contents of posts made after midnight ;-} WARNING: Programmer X-ing WARNING: The Surgeon General has determined that EVERYTHING causes SOMETHING. WARNING: The Surgeon General Started Smoking! Warning: The SysOp is watching you! Warning: this could have been a -coded- tagline! WARNING: This tagline is tapped. Speak quietly. Warp 5 ... engage. No, no, Mr. Data, more clutch! Warp 5, Engage. No. NO! More Clutch, Data, More CLUTCH! Warp 5, Mr. Sulu. No, more clutch! Warped, and proud of it. Warranty and guarantee clauses are voided by payment of the invoice. Warranty void if tag(line) removed. Warranty voided upon payment of invoice. Warranty: If it breaks, both halves are yours. Wart-hog [n] The result of crossing a pig with a frog. Was Beehtoven's 1st movement done in the toilet or privy? Was General George Custer an aficionado of arrow shirts? Was it as good for you as it was for you? Was it good for you, too? Was Jimi Hendix' modem a purple Hayes? Was Jimi Hendrix's Modem A Purple Hayes? Was Tasha Yar the Enterprise's expert on Data entry? Was That Your Wife I Saw In That GIF? Was there wit once from whence there was whining? Was this post supposed to be on-topic? Was this post supposed to be on-topic??? Wash DC--Southern Efficiency, Northern Charm Washington D.C.: 26 square miles surrounded by reality. WASHINGTON, D.C.: America's work-free drug place Waste is a terrible thing to mind. Wastebasket: Something to throw things near. Wasting time is an important part of life. Wasting time is an important part of living. Watch it - You're trying my infinite patience Watch it Buster - You're trying my infinite patience. Watch out for irregular verbs which has cropped into our language. Watch out for low flying butterflies.... Watch out for number one, but don't step in number two. Watch out for the round addressed "To whom it may concern"! Watch out kiddies!, Michael will be back in a few years. Watch out where the Huskies go and don't you eat that yellow snow! Watch out! Your PKZIP is open! Watch out! There's a tagline pirate about! Watch out, warm fuzzies headed your way! Watch out..the paranoids are after you. Watch this space WATCH THIS!! PrestO! ChangeO! Watch where you go... remember where you've been... Watch where you go...remember where you've been... Watch your back - hot files coming through! Watch your kids, if Michael had a chance, he would too. Watch yourself! No one else can stand to. Water + Malt + Hops + Yeast = Satisfaction Water created humans so it would have containers. Water in the West runs uphill toward money. Water taken in moderation, cannot do very much harm. Water wears the rock Water, in moderation, cannot hurt anybody. Water, water everywhere...not a drop to drip. Watson! Check out that Adler babe! Watson! Come here! I need you! Watson, the game's afoot! Wave To Your Friends. Word To Your Mother... Wave to your neighbor, Word to your mother. Way to accelerate a MAC #12: Fire it from a canon. We *have* the Holy Hand Grenade, Sir! We accept all major credit cards. Traci Lords .GIFs are OK, too. We aim to please and shoot to kill! We aim to please, but we shoot to kill We ain't slow, we just nap when we're sleepy! We all are vulnerable, in one way or another. We all do.The cave is deep in our memories. We all end up chopping cotton for the man. We all have our darker side. We need it... We all have our opinions, but mine is correct. We all KNOW you're the daughter of the fifth house!!! We all live in a state of ambitious poverty. We all live in a yellow object method!!! We all live in a yellow sub-routine We all live in a yellow subroutine. We all stand on the inside of a sphere We apologize for the inconvenience... We are all related...relatively speaking We are all related...relatively speaking. We are all travelers, from our birth until our death. We are always the same age inside. We are as made by God us, and often a great deal worse. We are as made by God, and often a great deal worse. We are Borger King. Your way is irrelevant. We are born naked, wet and hungry, and then things get worse. We are Dalek of Borg. Davros is irrelevant. We are Daleks of Borg. ASSIMILATE! ASSI-MIL-ATE!!!! We are Daleks of Borg. ASSIMILATE! ASSI-MIL-ATE!!!!!!! We are Dirty Harry of Borg. Go ahead... Make our day... We are Echosia of Borg...you have been assimilated. We are Elmer of Borg. Wesistance is usewess. Pwepare to be assimiwated We are going out! But we shall do it as proper vampires! We are going to have peace even at the price of war. We are here rape yer horses and keel all yer weemen ... We are Hugh ... of Borg. Beverly will be assimilated. Hubba Hubba. We are Hugh of Borg. Beverly will be assimilated. Hubba Hubba. We are Hugh...of Borg. Beverly will be assimilated. Hubba Hubba. We are immortal, but only for a very limited time. We are in bondage to the law so that we may be free. We are not killers. We are NOT surrounded. We are in a target-rich environment. We are on a roll! Cavorting on the Butter! We are ships that pass in the night. We are sorry, the number you reached is not in service. We are the Borg. We need 1500 large pizzas. All will be assimilated. We are the Emergency Broadcast System, gone amuck. We are the Knights who say, "Neep!" We are the most intelligent planet on earth" - Dan Quayle We are the Nubs...beat it, you guys! We are the people our parents warned us about! We are the people our parents warned us about. We are the Rolling Borg. We can't get no assimilation... We are the sultans...We are the Sultans of Swing... We are the world We are upping our standards... so up yours. We are verses out of rhythm, couplets out of rhyme. We are watching. And we are always here. We are what we do, not what we say. We are what we pretend to be. We ARGO ing to get in trouble..... We ask advice but we mean approbation. We asked for a few good men and look at what we got. We believe men should fight their own battles. We blow up REAL good. We bought a mobile home. Hung it from the ceiling. We build bodies that last a lifetime. We came, we saw, we BBSed. We can defeat gravity. The problem is the paperwork involved. We can keep it up FOREVER! We can save the seals if we all club together. We can't go back, and we can't stay here. -- Picard We come in peace, shoot to kill. We come in peace, we only seek alcohol, women and *ExTrEme WEiRdNeSS*! We come in peace. Shoot to kill. We could jam in Joe's Garage... We deserve, and demand, truth, instead of posturing! We Disengaged ... We Turn The Page ... RUSH We do NOT accept Collect Calls on BBS!... We do not colonize.We conquer. Rojan We do not count a man's years until he has nothing else to count. We do not know 1 millionth of one percent about anything. We do precision guesswork We do precision guesswork. We do what we can but it's never enough. We do. We are. What more can you ask for? WE DON'T CARE - WE DON'T HAVE TO - WE'RE ANSI-PHREAKS! We don't care, we don't have to, we're the phone We don't care. We don't have to, we're Telkom! We don't care. We don't have to. We're the Phone Company. We don't fuckin' curse every other shitfaced word, dammit. We don't have Sarcasm on our planet... We don't know who discovered water, but we are certain it wasn't a fish. We don't need no steenking taglines... We don't need no stinkin' badges - IRS We don't need no stinkin' patches! We don't really understand it, so we'll give it to the programmers. We faced a crisis in our earlier nuclear age. We fight only when there is no other choice. We found the wisdom not to destroy ourselves. We gave our organs to science and plan to do the same with our piano. We gave Rush Limbaugh an enema & found the other half of his brain. We get to peel the tape off Wendy O. Williams after her concerts! We give nothing as willingly as our advice. We got plenty of youth! What we REALLY need is a Fountain of Smart We got rid of our kids. The cats are allergic! We got the beat. We hack, crack, and pirate all sorts of Public Domain software. We had a meeting of the minds, but mine didn't show up. We have a equal opportunity Calculus class -- it's fully integrated. We have all the rights in the world - until we try to use them. We have dust bunnies for pets! We have engaged the Borg. The wedding is Friday! We have engaged the Borg. The wedding will be Friday. We have engaged the Borg. The wedding is Sunday! We have enough scientists; we need more hunchbacks, Igor. We have finished the job, what shall we do with the tools? We have met the enemy - and he tasted GREAT! We have met the enemy and he is us. We have met the enemy and he is us. -- Pogo. We have met the enemy and they is us. We have met the enemy and they tasted GREAT! We have met the enemy! He is us... We have met the enemy, and he is us. -Pogo We have met the enemy, and he's all yours! We have met the enemy, and he's all yours. We have never taxed ourselves into prosperity - Rush Limbaugh. We have phasers; I vote we blast 'em! We have resumed control...we have resumed control... We have standards and expect you not to exceed them. we have that Indian scene. We can get the Indians from the resevoir. We have the cure for fundamentalists, but they are refusing it. We have the right to survive! We have two ears and one tongue, use them likewise. We haven't had that spirit here since 1969. We haven't lost a Lunatic; we've gained a co-sysop. We hired you to baby sit. You cooked and ate them both? We hired you to babysit,& you cooked and ate them BOTH?!? We hired you to babysit. You cooked and ate them BOTH? We humans have a streak of barbarism in us... We interrupt this quote for an important bulletin... We judge reality by the responses of our senses. We just joined the civil hair patrol!! We just kidnapped this BBS. Send 100 dollars, or else ! We just screwed all these people. -- Hillary Clinton We just want the FAX ma'am... Keep the photo copier We just want the FAX ma'am...Keep the photo copier We learn from history that we don't learn from history. We live in a world where nothing is impossible, except peace and happiness. We look for things. Things that make us go. We look for things.....things to make us go! We make it up as we go along. We make our own fortunes and call them our fate. We may be alone. We may not be alone. Either way, the thought is staggering. We may be lost, but we're sure making good time. We may be stupid . . . but we're not clever!-F & L We men could sum up what we know about women in one word - nothing. We most firmly believe what we least know. We must be GOVERNED by reason, not RULED by religion..wc We must believe in free will, we have no choice! We must believe in free will. We have no choice. We must believe in free will. We have no choice. We must laugh at man, to avoid crying for him. We need a 5 day waiting period on knives. (J. Bobbitt) We need a new cosmology. New Gods. New Sacraments. Another drink. We need a new logo Mr Gates. Ok, try this, MicroSoft, Making things easier We need love, admiration, worship, as you need food. We need more power! Can you give us any more?! We need more unemployed politicians. We Need Your Quotes! Lets see the toteboard, Captain... We NEVER grow up, we just get older, and older, and ... We NEVER grow up, we just get older, and older. We now return to our regularly scheduled flame-throwing. We now return to our regurally scheduled flame throwing. We now return you to our regularly scheduled system lock-up. We now return you to your regular programming... We now return you to your regularly scheduled tagline. We now return you to...The Thread That Would Not Die We overcame our instinct for violence. We preserve our freedom using three boxes: ballot, jury, and cartridge. We promise according to our hopes, and perform according to our fears. We put up with being surpassed more easily than with being equaled. We read to say that we have read. We really didn't need a Cleric anyway. (Famous Last Words) We really don't care how Michael does it in Hollywood! We secretly replaced the dilithium crystals with Folgers crystals... We secretly replaced the dilithium with Folger's Crystals We shall say 'Ni' again to you..if you do not appease us. We should back the metric system every 2.54cm of the way. We should behave to others as we wish others to behave to us. We should go metric every inch of the way. We speak old metaphors, and we feel proud... We support Shareware.. Register Yours. We sweat so we don't catch fire when making love. We take drugs very seriously at my house... We taught Wilson Goode to enunciate here in Fuldelfya. We tend to forget that our birthplace was never an Eden. We tortured the data until it confessed. We used to be Schizophrenic. We walk on like an elephant and back off like a giraffe. We want YOU McDonnell Douglas!!! We want...a shrubbery... We were so poor, I had to settle for hand-me-down fear. We will find no ancestor before his time. We will get along fine as soon as you realize that I'm Go We will release no software before its time. We will, we will, Pun you! We wish you a Merry Syphilis and a Clappy New Year..... We'd sell out in an instant if someone was buying. We'll all be glad when I figure this stuff out, eh? We'll always have Paris. [Now, just where did I put it?] We'll drive off that bridge when we come to it.-T.Kennedy We'll get along fine as soon as you realize that I'm God! We'll just see how Clinton does in a war situation! We'll pivot at warp 2 and bring all tubes to bear, Mr. Sulu. We'll remove any stain&sew up the hole -Laundram We'll take the stairs. We'll try to keep the dog off your lawn. Sisko We're all bozos on this bus. We're all different, but then again we're all the same. We're all going down the same road in different directions. We're all in this alone. We're all over it, like a cheap suit. We're all part of the human race but racing faster won't make us more human. We're as corrupt as any nation and we are calling the kettle black! We're bad...maybe not. We're beaming down to the planet, sir. We're beating the bushes in search of a president. We're born free and taxed to death. We're for a good time not a long time - Beer drinker's motto We're free people.We belong to no one. We're going to kill the men and rape the women. GET IT RIGHT THIS TIME! We're going to make you Radio Shack compatable Hal We're gonna need another Timmy! We're good. Damned good. We're here, we're queer, we won't drink Coors beer. We're immortal, we gods. We're INNNSAAAAANE! Oh, wait. That's Crazy Eddie, isn't it? We're kick'n some ASCII now We're looking for a few good men. We're lost but we're making excellent time. We're lost, but we're making good time. We're NOT gonna take it! We're off doing beta, the wonderful beta of oooz We're off to see the wizard, he's sure to have an answer. We're only immortal - for a limited time ... We're only immortal--for a limited time. -- Neil Peart We're only in it for the money! We're SICK, SICK, SICK. But happy. We're sorry, but reality is not in service at this time. We're talking about sex, right? - Simpson, Homer We're talking about terrorists, and you want me to buy a new suit? We're testing as QWK as we can We've been *there*, and found it boring... We've come a long way in five thousand years. We've each learned to be delighted with what we are. We've got a lot of books here, its a book shop! We've got a problem, HAL. We've got computers, we're tapping phone lines We've got computers,we're tapping phone lines We've got computers,we're tapping phone lines. We've got OFFICIAL PERMISSION to do this. We've got quotes coming out of our A**, figuratively speaking. We've got to end this foolishness. We've got to get there before the hammer falls. We've got to stop meeting like this. We've missed you; we'll aim better next time! We've no Warp, Captain! We're out of spare spark plugs! We've recently learned where Dolly Parton buys her bras We've replaced Dilithium with Folgers crystals We've replaced the dilithium with Folgers Crystals! We've replaced the Dilithium with new Folger's Crystals. We've replaced the Dilithium with new Folgers Crystals! We've secretly replaced the Dilithium with new Folger's crystals. We've secretly replaced the moderator with Folger's crystals. We've secretly replaced their dilithium with new Folger's crystals We've secretly replaced their dilithium with new Folger's crystals... We've secretly replaced their dilithium with new Folger's\SLMR\TAGL We've upped our standards...Now, Up Yours! Weak things united become strong. Wear old clothes when you fight for truth and liberty. Weasels Ripped My Flesh! weatHER - know wonder it can't make up it's mind ! Weather Forecast For Tonight - Dark... Weather forecast for tonight: dark. Weather's here; wish you were beautiful. Weavers and BBSrs DO IT a thread at a time. Websters: recursive. Adj. see recursive. Wedding is destiny, and hanging likewise. Wedding rings: the world's smallest handcuffs. Wedding: A funeral where you smell your own flowers. Weekends were made for programming. Weekly Tagline quota reached. Go for monthly quota? Weinberg's First Law: Progress is made on alternate Fridays. Weird is a relative term - Frank N. Furter Weird, is a relative term - Frank N. Furter Welcome home - glad, and thankful, you made it Welcome my son, welcome to the machine - PF Welcome to Arizona. Please set your clocks back 20 years. Welcome to California. Now please go home. Welcome to Deep 13, formerly Gizmonic Institute Welcome to Florida. Now go home and take your white legs with you. Welcome to Florida...now go home and take a Haitian with you. Welcome to Hell! Here's your copy of Windows! Welcome to Hell... Here's your copy of Windows. Welcome to Hip Swallowing 215, AKA: Advanced Foot In Mouth Disease Welcome to last years meeting of the Procrastinators Club Welcome to my nightmare. Welcome to Ottawa: Where the weak are killed and eaten. Welcome to PA! State slogan: "Be Prepared to Stop" Welcome to Sports World. Today we have Moderator Toss. Welcome to sunny Florida. Now get the hell out. Welcome to Texas...now GIT! Welcome to the Church of the Holy Cabbage. Lettuce pray. Welcome to the Current Middle Ages! Welcome to the Future! It's just starting now ... Welcome to The Machine. Welcome to the only nice motel in town. Welcome to the Wide World of Sports. Today we have The Moderator Toss. Welcome to Westworld, where nothing can go wornggg... Welcome to Wide World of Sports. Today we have The Moderator Toss. Welcome, gentle Sir Knight, to the Castle Anthrax! Welfare and TV are today's bread and circuses. Welk of Borg: And a one, and a two, and a three, you're assimilated. Well - it COULD happen...... Well at least I think we are average Well at least I think we are average. Well begun is half done. Well done is better than well said. Well done is better then well said. Well feed me bran and call me irregular! Well I can't hear a thing! Let's go to the stoning. Well I'll Be A Gun Of A Fish... Well I'll be... Well I'm goin' where those chilly winds don't blow Well if you need me, I'll call you--and if I want your opinion, I'll give it to you... Well organized: Does too much busywork -work evaluationese Well she got her daddies car Well she got her daddies car. Well what is it you want? We want..... A SHRUBBERY!!!! Well, .............its a good idea, anyway. Well, excu-u-u-u-se me. Well, he's...he's, ah...probably pining for the fjords. Well, hey, it's the neighborly thing to do, ain't it? Well, I did a backup three weeks ago... Well, I don't care what momma don't allow...... Well, I mean like,....you've SLEPT, with a lady.... Well, I told her to whack me off - John Bobbitt Well, I told her to whack me off - John Bobbitt. Well, I told her to whack me off! - John Bobbitt. Well, I'm off to D/L a file...Wish me luck. Well, is it better to burn out or fade away? Well, it looks better with the scope on calibrate Well, it was coughin' up blood last night. Well, maybe he is bad, he's bad, he's bad bad bad . . . well, never mind. Well, Ok, but just a QWKie... Well, pluck me naked as a scalded chicken! Well, that's a lie...I DO bite... Well, we stared at it. That ought to fix it. - MST3K Well, whips and chains are Hardware, right? Well, why not? Well, you were warned. Well, your raster disolved your bitmap..... Well,I'll take whatever i want, and baby i want you. Well...my cray is in the shop. Went Chopin, but forgot my Liszt, had to go Bach and get it. Were did my BSY flag go? Were going to make you IBM compatible HAL Weren't we here to drain the swamp? Weren't you one of the little people? Q Wernher von Braun settled for a V-2 instead of a V-8. Wernher von Braun settled for a V-2 when he coulda had a V-8. Wes's post: [ ] Humorous [ ] Insightful [X] Just plain stupid Weseenems - RV's plastered with state & nat'l parks stickers and flags. Wesley & AmeEx junk mail? Are they one and the same?! Wesley! Yes Sir? Get OFF my bridge! Wesley!" "Yes Sir?" "Get OFF my bridge! Wesley, go clean out the photon torpedo tube * Picard Wesley, have you ever seen any ... gladiator movies? Wesolych Swiat i Do Szczesliwego Nowego Roku! -Polish Christmas Westheimer's Time Estimation Rule: Estimate the time you think it should take, multiply by 2, add 3, and change the unit of measure Wet: Midsummer Night's Dream WGA building in L.A. is of all-block construction! Wha'so funny 'bout peace,love&understanding? Whad'ya mean I need a license to do that??! Whadda ya mean, "we"? Whadda ya want for nothin'? Rubber biscuit? Whaddaya me Whaddaya mean "might"?? :) Whaddaya mean I'm overdrawn? I still have checks left! Whaddya mean you don't STAPLE diskette labels on? Whaddya mean you don't STAPLE diskette lables on? Whadya know? Not much, you? Whales are a lot like humans. Only they mate for life. What *IS* a twit list, and how can I get in on it? What a *senseless* waste of human life. What a booooring tagline... What a coincidence! I've been there!!!! What a day may bring, a day may take away. What a dog I got! His favorite bone is my LEG! What a dog I got. His favorite bone is in my arm... What a fix we are in. Peace has been declared... What a long, strange trip it's been! What a lovely world it is that has women in it! What a nice night for an evening - Steven Wright What a terrible way to die. There are no good ways. What a waste it is to lose one's mind. - J.D. Quayle What a wonderful world it is that has girls in it. What a wonderful world it is that has taglines in it. What ammendment are Air Bags in? What are fiends for? - R. Nixon What are fiends for? - Richard Nixon What are friends for? - R.M. Nixon What are the instructions doing in the trash?? What are you doing? The message is over, GO AWAY! What are you doing?!? The message is over, GO AWAY! What are you doing?!? The message is over, GO AWAY! What are you doing?!? The message is over,GO AWAY! What are you going to do with your life? What are you gonna do? Bleed on me? What Are You Looking For Down Here? What Are You Looking For? Nothing's Here! What are you out of your Vulcan mind? What are you staring at ? What are you trained to do? What aspect of _NO_ dont' you understand? What Bug! I left behind the roaches in New York! What can be put in a nutshell ought to stay there! What Can I Say After I Say, "OOPS"? Ask Freud? What can I say? I'm awestruck. What can ya do at 3am? PSSSTT-got a modem? What can you compare the universe with? What can you do at 3 AM? Psssttt - got a modem?? What can you do at 3 AM? PSSSTTT - got a modem? What can you do at 3 AM? Psssttt - got a modem?? What can you do at 3 AM? PSSSTTT - got a modem? What CAN you get a nudist for Christmas? What can't be said can't be said, and it can't be whistled either. What causes the holes in Swiss cheese? What character do you resemble in The Rocky Horror Picture Show? What color is a chameleon on a mirror? What comes around goes around. What did one computer say to the other computer? What did the blonde name her pet zebra? Spot. What did the drummer get on his IQ test?........ What do 150 Smurfs do at a football game? ... The Blue Wave! What do I do for a crust ? I don't change my undies for a week What do mean my hard drive went "Clank... Zinggggg?" What do mean you're not registered? What do people do with computers and no modem? What do people without modems do with their computers? What do SHEEP dream of? What do they use to ship styrofoam? What do we do now What do you call a Borg with no arms or legs? An appliance! What do you call guys that hang out with musicians? Drummers. What do you call McCoy's father? He's dad, Jim. What Do You Expect To Find Down Here? What do you expect? This is California! What do you mean 'the computer LIKES CHEESE?! What do you mean I'm NUTS!!! What do you mean my Birth Certificate expired? What do you mean that I need a license to do that? What do you mean that my urine sample is too small? What do you mean we have another modem to feed!? What do you mean, lupins? What do you mean, QWK? It took me over an hour to read! What do you mean? An African or European swallow? What do you mean? You actually read this Tagline?!? What do you say to a one-legged hitchhiker? Hop in! What do you see when you turn out the light?? What do you suppose gives Stephen King nightmares?? What do you suppose gives Wayne Erikson nightmares? What do you want? Good Graphics or Good Taste. What does a Do Wah Diddy Diddy Dum Diddy do? What does Anita Hill really want? A hung jury What does it mean? Arrogant son of a... - Renee Picard What does please enter your sex mean Mr. Sysop? ...[NO CARRIER] What does RU4692 Mean? Are you for 69 too? What does the Infantry call Airborne? Skeet Shoot!!! What does this button do +++ATH+++ CARRIER LOST What does this button do?... What does this do, Mr Woof? What does this red button do? What does Troi have to say about Klingon sex? What does Windows NT stands for? Nervous Technicians? What does Worf need with a Starship..er..woman What doesn't destroy me makes me stronger. What Ebullience is This I See Before Me? What ever you do, DON'T STEP IN IT! What flies into pieces is rubbish. What follows 2 days of rain?????? - Monday What fools these morals be! What for you bury me in the cold, cold ground? What garlic is to salad, insanity is to art. What General Custer had...an indian summer! What goes around, comes around. What good does it do an ass to be called a lion? What good grammar you got. What school you went? What good is a gene pool without a lifeguard? What good is knowledge if you don't share it? What grammar is to speech, logic is to reason. What Greenhouse Effect? Hey, is it warm in here or what? What GUI? I don't see anyone! What hallucinations? What happened to >100 Iraqi jets parked in Iran? What happened to my CUBBIES? What happened to my tagline? What happened to the crewman? What happens if you get scared half to death twice? What happens to the hole when the cheese is gone? What happens when fish trip? What has 4 legs and an arm? A happy Pit Bull What has 4 legs and an arm? A pit bull. What has four legs and an arm? į A happy pit bull! What has four legs and an arm? A happy pit bull What has four legs and an arm? A happy pitbull.... What has four legs and an arm?....... A happy pit bull. What has four legs and an arm?......... A happy pit bull. What has reality ever done for ME?? What has reality ever done for ME?? It made misery real! What have I done to deserve all these kittens? What he have here is a Maalox moment. What hope is there for the world if I die? What I asked was not the same question that you answered!OJW What I lack in restraint, I make up for in remorse. What I like about MS is its loyalty to customers! What I need is to mind-meld with this mach. What I ought to do, I can; if I can, why don't I? What if all this were real? What if I gave a .siggie and nobody cared? What if there was a sexual revolution but no one came? What if there were no hypothetical questions? What if there were no hypothetical situations What if there were no hypothetical situations? What if they gave a war and only one side came? What if we put bandaid on the Panama Canal and it healed? What If We Were Our Reflection's Reflection? What is a lie but the truth in drag? What IS a tagline anyway? What is all this about violins on television? What is going on here! What is is the was of what will be... What is it like to feel pain? What is Kuwaits main product was Brocolli? What is learned in youth is understood in age. What is Life? It's the cereal Mikey likes. What is loneliness? What is man but that lofty spirit... What is meant to be will always find a way. What is mine is mine, yours is negotiable. What is OS/2 in Spanish - dos DOS? What is Redneck foreplay? 'Get in the truck, bitch.' What is Redneck foreplay? (Nudge) Are you awake? What is the avg. air speed of an un-laden swallow? What is the character limit besides the moderator and a thief or two? What is the color when black is burned. What is the difference between a Borg and a Cyberman? What is the half-life of a television set? What is the IRS deduction for co-dependants? What is the meaning of life in 50 words or less What is the meaning of Life?, and Truth?, and DOS? What is the output of a vacuum pump? What is the point of dreams...if they never become reality. What is the sound of a bear sh*ting in the woods? What is the sound of one tentacle writhing? - Bernard, DOTT What is the True meaning of DOS? What is the world to a man when his wife is a widow? What is this thing anyway? The Discordian Society? What is worth doing is worth doing for money. What is worth doing is worth overdoing. What is worth doing is worth the trouble of asking somebody to do it. What is worth doing is worth the trouble of asking someone else to do. What isn't tried won't work. What it is, is what it is What kills a skunk is the publicity it gives itself. What kind of 'kludge' is that, Dave? What kind of a Mother would name her kid John? What kind of a problem, Dave? What kind of cars do Proctologists drive? Ford Probes. What kind of drug makes you think your brain is an egg? What light speed? I can even surpass dark speed. What Lotto giveth the state won't anymore. What made you think I like taglines? What makes Teflon stick to the pan? What makes YOU think I can't take CRITICISM !?!?! What makes you think I like taglines? What man doesn't like to stare once in a while? O'Brien What mankind has been waiting for. What many orators lack in depth they give you in length. What matters is not the length of the wand, but the magic in the stick. What may be, may not be. What me have a Virus.. Never! What me Worry? **-Alfred E. Neuman-** What more do you want? A T-Shirt? What one does to weeds and grasses. What orators lack in depth they make up in length. What orators lack in depth, they give in length. What part of "NO" didn't you understand...? What part of "ten-line limit" don't you understand? What part of my brilliance don't you understand? What part of NO didn't you understand? What REALLY killed Sid Vicious and Nancy Spungen. What results from using spot remover on your dog Spot? What rubble under that stubble. What Saddam Hussein's mom said: Abort, Retry, Fail? What should you give a nudist for Christmas? What size bribe should I offer a corrupt file ? What soberness conceals, drunkenness reveals. What the !@#$ are you supposed to put here? What the !@#$ were you expecting for me to put here? What the *HELL* is Fahrvegnugen? What the *HELL* is Fahrvergnugen? What the fool does in the end, the wise man does in the beginning. WHAT THE HECK HAPPENED HERE!!!! What the heck happened here??!! What the heck is that?????....is it contagious? What the heck just happened here? What the hell are you reading this for?!? What the hell didn't happen here??!! What the hell is going on here? Riker What the hell, go ahead and put all your eggs in one basket. What the hell, go and put all your eggs in one basket. What the large print giveth, the small print taketh away. What the text giveth, the footnote taketh away. What the world needs is an electric match. What this country needs are more unemployed Democrats! What this country needs is a good 5 dollar plasma weapon. What this country needs is a good 5-cent nickle. What this country needs is a good five cent ANYTHING! What this country needs is a good five cent nickel. What this country needs is a good five-cent ANYTHING! What this country needs is a good five-cent nickel. What this country needs is more unemployed politicians. What time is it at the North Pole? What to do about ignorance & apathy? Who knows?Who cares? What universe is this, please? What UNIVERSE is this, please?? What use is magic if it can't save a unicorn? What was on their minds when they abbreviated "Kentucky?" What was the best thing BEFORE sliced bread? What was wrong with the ham before it was cured? What we anticipate seldom occurs; what we least expect generally happens. - Bengamin Disraeli What we are is God's gift to us - what we become is our gift to God. What we are selling are hopes and dreams, not frozen peas. - Michel C. Bergerac (1932- )^Revlon What we do not understand we do not possess. - Goethe What we do not understand we do not possess. --Goethe-- What we do not understand, we do not possess. * Goethe What we DON'T need is more laws! What we have here is a failure to communicate What we have here is a failure to communicate! What we have here is a failure to communicate. What we have here is a failure to communicate... What we have here, is a failure to communicate! (MR mgmt What we have here, is a NEED to communicate! What we have here... Is a failure to accumulate.... Ernest P.W. What we learn after we know it all is what counts. What we learn from history is that we do not learn from history. What we love we shall grow to resemble. - Bernard of Clairvaux What we need are 0-wait-state shopping lines.... What we need is a Pizza Door and a Beer Door What we need is Scratch N Sniff taglines! What we need is Scratch N Sniff taglines! ___ Blue Wave/QWK v2.12 What we want is a story that starts with an earthquake and works its way up to a climax. - Samuel Goldwyn What were vices are now fashion. What were you this time, Odo? The modem? The computer?...The tagline! What wisdom can you find that is greater than kindness? What World Are You On? I'd Like To Visit Sometime. What would *YOU* do for a Klondike Bar? What would McGyver do now? What you are, not what you have, is what makes you rich. What you can do to stop obscene phone calls: Don't make them! What you do not want done to yourself,do not do to others. What you do not want done to yourself,do not do to others. Confucius. What you don't know would make a great book... What you enjoy is much more important than what you have. What you lack in good looks, you make up for in stoopidity. What you need is love potion #9. What you see can depend on what you look for. What you see is what you read What you want, must, and need to do are seldom congruent. What youth deemed crystal, age finds was dew. What zero mathematician made 1 A.D. come after 1 B.C.? What! did the Hand then of the Potter shake? What!??! You didn't tell me this tagline was HOT! What's 20,000 lawyers rotting in a swamp? A GOOD START! What's a 6.9? 69 interrupted by a period. What's a 68? She goes down on you, and you owe her one. What's a Block? Is that like a Cement Block? What's a cross between an anteater and a vibrator? --> An armadildo What's a Grecian Urn? oh abouy $4.95 an hour What's a honeydew list? Honey do this, honey do that What's a Tagline ? What's a Tagline? -1-2-3->Time's up! What's all this brouhaha? What's all this fuss about endangered feces? What's all this I hear about sax and violins on TV? What's all this then? What's another word for "thesaurus"? What's another word for "thesaurus?" What's another word for 'thesaurus?' What's another word for thesaurus? What's black and brown and looks good on lawyers? A doberman! What's black and taps on glass? Baby in a Microwave. What's brown and sticky? A stick. What's in a name, anyway? Everything and nothing. What's in a Name? What's Love Got To DO With It? It's LUST! What's Red and Swings? Baby on a Meat hook. What's shorter then a weekend? A Vacation. What's so funny? What's tennis without a racket? What's that odor? Smells like someone used Listerine as deoderant! What's that on top of the telly? Looks like a penguin. What's the air speed velocity of an unladen swallow? What's the Bag Limit on tourists these days, anyway? What's the cat's law of life?? What's the difference between 'ooh' and 'aah'? About 4 inches! What's the difference between a saxophone and a chainsaw? Vibrato. What's the difference between DesqView and Windows? 15 megs. What's the fun of having invisible taglines if no one can read them?. What's the matter Colonel Sanders.......CHICKEN? What's the point of all this? What's the point of being grown up if you can't act childish? What's the point spread on WWIII? - R.Reagan What's the point-spread on World War III? What's the square root of 69?--"Ate-Something"! What's the world coming to when your monitor stares back. What's this button for? ڀ폯....NO CARRIER What's this loose cable doin #%*#-4@@% NO CARRIER What's this pretty little red button do? BEEP! What's up doc? What's worse then a politician is a child molester. What's worth doing is worth doing for money. What's wrong with this country, aside from light beer, is .... What's, blond,brown,blond,brown,blond? A cheerleader doing cartwheels. What, me ambivalent? Well, yes and no. What, us .BATs? V^^^\_o^o_/^^^V What,me worry??..........Alfred E. Bush What... Me Worry? What...is the airspeed velocity of an unladen swallow? What...is the capital of Assyria? What...me read? WHAT? Bigger Docs? V^^^\_ o^o _/^^^V What? I'm supposed to know what I'm doing, too? What? You have more than one great mind? What? You mean this ISN'T the Mindless Chatter Echo? What? You were expecting something clever here? What? Give up C:\> for those stupid ICONS??? NEVER!!! What? Me Worry? What? Me worry? I have a backup.....somewhere..... What? OS/2 had that 8 years ago already! WHAT? Take you to our leader? PLEASE take him with you! What? The second letter is an S? I thought it was "McDos". WHAT?! You did WHAT with WHO?!?!?!? What?!? DOSSHELL *isn't* supposed to be a joke? What?!? This ain't the files section! What?!? This isn't the Files section?!? What?!?! I'm missing Star Tre<~.x NO CARRIER WHAT??? Give up C:\> for silly ICONS? What?????, Me Worry? Whatever advice you give, be brief. Whatever happened to "Why is the sky blue?" Whatever hits the fan will not be evenly distributed. Whatever is well conceived can be well expressed. Whatever it is - I'm against it! Whatever it is, I'm against it! - Groucho Marx Whatever it is, whenever it occurs, I'm against it. Whatever their faults, the Communists never created canned laughter. Whatever you are, be a good one. -- Abraham Lincoln. Whatever you delete today, you desperately need tomorrow. Whatever you do, you'll regret it. Whatever you have, spend less. Whatever you say about pornography, sex is here to stray. Whats a Grecian urn? Oh, about 20 drachmas an hour. Whats gross? Sucking your thumb; after you cut it off. whats happening..... Whats the matter, you act like you've never seen a psychopath before! Whats the world coming to? A dead end... Whats the yellow streak in womens underwear? Clitty Litter... Whats this big red ke........................ Whats yellow&points North? a Magnetic banana Whatsa matter Colonel Sanders.......CHICKEN? Whatsa matter, Colonel Sanders... CHICKEN? Whattaya mean I can't logon to an active Node? Wheaties and beer: the Breakfast of ex-champions. When a cow laughs, does milk come out its nose? When a hammer is the only tool, every problem looks like a nail. When a man is down everyone runs over him. When a man lies he murders part of the world When a man lies he murders part of the world. When a man says money can do anything, that settles it: he hasn't any. When a man's wife learns to understand him, she stops listening to him. When a New Yorker looks as if he's suntan, it's probably rust. When a New Yorker looks as if he's suntanned, it's probably rust. When a poor man eats a chicken -- one of them is sick. When a postulation is made one must always consider the source!OJW When a room shakes, Californians instinctively look up. When a sage is angry, he is no longer a sage. When a subject becomes obsolete, it becomes required. When agnostics die, do they go to the Great Perhaps? When all are one and one is all ... When all else fails, blame it on Dan. When all else fails, blame it on the guy next to you! When all else fails, call Forsberg at home! When all else fails, consult Jack Daniels. When all else fails, dig out the dusty user's manual. When all else fails, follow instructions. When all else fails, I STILL refuse to read the docs. When all else fails, open the manual and read it! When all else fails, PANIC! When all else fails, read the directions. When all else fails, READ THE DOCS! When all else fails, read the docs. When all else fails, read the DOCs... When all else fails, read the instructions. When all else fails, read the instructions... When all else fails, read the manual. When all else fails, spend money! When all else fails, take a nap! When all else fails, use the defaults! When all else fails...read the instructions!! When all else fails..read the directions... When all else is lost, the future still remains. When all is said and done more will be said than done. When all think alike, then no one is thinking. When all you got's a hammer, every problem becomes a nail When an agnostic dies, does he go to the Great Perhaps? When an oyster is irritated, it makes a pearl. When angry, count four; when very angry, swear. When angry, count to ten; when very angry, count to a hundred. When anything is used to its full potential, it will break. When asked, How many husbands I've had, I said, Mine or other women's? When can I give DOS the boot? When childhood dies, it's corpses are called adults. When childhood dies, its corpse is called maturation. When childhood dies, its corpses are called adults. When choosing between two evils, select the newer one. When concrete shakes beneath thee, one has found a true sub-woofer. When cows laugh, does milk come out of their nose? When cows laugh, does milk come out of their noses? When CPR fails, does the doctor order "Barium?" When dangling, watch your participles. When dating a homeless girl you can drop her off anywhere. When did my wild oats turn to shredded wheat? When DOS grows up it wants to be OS/2! When down in the mouth, think of Jonah, he came out OK. When en en Guns are Outlawed on the Government will have Guns! When everybody is somebody, then nobody is anybody. When everybody's out to get you, paranoia is just good thinking. When everyone thinks alike, then everyone is stupid. When everything comes your way, you're in the wrong lane. When facts meet the legend, go with the legend. When faith & hope fail try charity - it's love in action. When fishing for Pike , make sure you have a " chub-on "! When God made man, She was joking. When governments fall, people like me are lined up & shot When grasping at straws, any straw will do. When Guns are Outlawed on the Government will have Guns! When guns are outlawed, how'll we kill liberals? When he told me the price of a facelift, I let it drop. When I 1st had sex, I was scared. I was alone! -Rodney When I Bite Into A York Peppermint Patty, When I die, I'm leaving my body to Science Fiction. When I feel athletic, I go to a sports bar. When I gave her the ring, she gave me the finger. When I get older, losing my hair, many years from now... When I grow up -- I want to be a Politician When I grow up, I wanna be like Riker! Bashir When I lay an egg, I stand back and admire it! When I left this ship. It was in one piece. * Picard When I looked in her eyes they were blue, but nobody home! When I talk to myself, I'm talkin' to the wrong person. When I want your opinion I'll beat it out of you... When I want your opinion I'll give it to you! When I want your opinion I'll read your entrails. When I want your opinion, I'll beat it out of you. When I want your opinion, I'll read your entrails. When I was a kid, I was an imaginary playmate. When I was your age we carved our transistors out of wood When I was your age, floppys were as big as pizzas When I'm right, nobody remembers - when I'm wrong, nobody forgets. When in charge, ponder. When in Chicago you must vote early and vote often. When in danger or in doubt, run in circles, scream and shout! When in danger,when in doubt, run in circles,yell & shout When in danger,when in doubt,run in circles,yell & shout! When in doubt ... try a novel approach! When in doubt fire photons! When in doubt stop thinking and all doubt will go away. When in doubt, amputate! When in doubt, attack the old bearded guy in the back. When in doubt, CHEAT!!! When in doubt, delegate. When in doubt, do as the doubters do When in doubt, do as the doubters do. When in doubt, do what the President does, guess When in doubt, duck... When in doubt, EMPTY THE CLIP! When in doubt, FIREBALL!!! When in doubt, lead trump. When in doubt, make a backup. When in doubt, make it sound convincing. When in doubt, mumble, when in trouble, delegate." When in doubt, mumble. When in doubt, mumble. When in trouble, delegate! When in doubt, mumble.. When in doubt, press Ctrl-Alt-Del. When in doubt, shroud your spout. When in doubt, take all the defaults. When in doubt, tell the truth M. 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When Marriage is Outlawed, Only Outlaws will have Inlaws. When Michael sang "Baby be Mine" I think he meant it. When money speaks, truth keeps silent. When money talks there are few interruptions. When Money talks... it says GOODBYE! When my mind wanders away, I'm left sitting here. When need is greatest help is nearest. When no flags flew, where no army stood When no wind blows, even the weather vane has character. When nothing else will do. When Offline Readers demo Twit lists, they use my name. When on a roll, should you be concerned or jelly-filled? When people share their fears with you, share some courage. When people share their fears with you, share your courage back. When PIG's fly they will be called PIGeons When policy fails, try thinking. When poverty knocks at the door, love flies out the window. When puns are outlawed only outlaws will have puns When puns are outlawed only outlaws will have puns. When puns are outlawed only the outlaws will have puns. When Puns Are Outlawed, Only Outlaws Will Have Puns When putting cheese in a mousetrap, always leave room for the mouse. When riding dragons, don't let your mind go blank. When seeking love give nothing. Finding love give all. When shooting a mime, do you need a silencer? When someone turns things around, don't get run over. When somone on trial tells the truth a lawyer objects! When taglines are outlawed, only moderators will have taglines. When talking nonsense try not to be serious. When taxes are due, Americans tend to feel quite bled-white and blue. When the bad combine, the good must associate. When the chips are down, the Buffalo's empty! When the chips are down, the buffalo's empty. When the eagles are silent the parrots begin to jabber. When the fun and games are over, the serious foolishness starts. When the Game Master smiles, it's already too late! When the game master smiles, it's already too late. When the Gods want to punish us, they give us what we want. When the gods wish to punish us, they answer our prayers. When the going gets tough, everybody leaves. When the going gets tough, the smart get lost. When the going gets tough, the tough go shopping. When the going gets tough, the tough grab their teddies. When the going gets tough, the wimps call in sick. When The Going Gets Tough, UPGRADE! When the going gets tough... The tough go drinking. When the going gets weird the weird turns Pro When the going gets weird, the weird become moderators. When the going gets weird, the weird travels. When the going gets weird, the weird turn into moderators. When the going gets weird, the weird turn pro. When the igloo is rocking, don't bother knocking! When the mind goes blank, turn off the sound. When the music played, I heard the sound I had to follow! When the People lead, the "Leaders" will follow. When the well is dry we know the worth of water. When the wind is southerly, I know a hawk from a handsaw. When there was no meat, we ate flour. When theres no problem,you've overlooked something When they ship styrofoam, what do they pack it in? When they're down.......KICK 'EM!!!!!! When things go wrong, don't go with them. When things go wrong, just don't go with them. When things just can't get any worse, they will. When two men in business always agree, one of them is unnecessary. When uncertain, or in doubt, run in circles and scream. When using PCs, ALWAYS anticipate problems. When was your last 40 second orgasm??? SKYDIVE!! When we are not sure, we are alive. When we can't dream the time for death has arrived. When we do battle, it is only because we have no choice. When we pretend that we're dead ... When we think, life thinks. When wine goes in, secrets come out. When you are at a loss for words, your loss is our gain! When you are in a peach orchard, don't look for turnips. When you are in it up to your ears, keep your mouth shut. When you are mathematically wrong, try multiplying by the page number. 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When you have secured an area, don't forget to tell the enemy. When you have sour cream every problem looks like a potato. When you kill time you murder success. When you listen to fools, the MOB rules! When you make your mark in the world, watch out for guys with erasers. When you open WINDOWS, you let BUGS in! When you pass the buck, don't expect to get change back! When you play country music backwards, you get back yer job, yer girl, yer When you run out of time you run out of everything. When you see a snake, never mind where he came from. When you see an onion ring, answer it! When you shoot a mime, should you use a silencer? When you starve with a tiger, the tiger starves last. When you try too hard to save face, you lose your ass. When you vote in `92 remember: Saddam has a job, How about you? When you wake up in the morning and nothing hurts you can be sure your dead. When you're at the end of your rope...tie a knot and hold on. When you're over the hill, you begin to pick up speed. When you're over the hill, you pick up speed! When you're over the hill, you pick up speed. When you're through changing, you're through. When you're up to your ears, keep your mouth shut. When you're up to your hips in alligators, you forget the original project was to drain the swamp. When your argument is weak tell the 'BIG LIE' When your work speaks for itself, don't interrupt. Whenever I feel like exercise, I lie down until the feeling passes. Whenever I get a grip on reality, the handle falls off. Whenever Possible, Put People On Hold Whenever possible, put people on hold. Whenever the Canon is fired,it shoots out a YATI Whenever they put on the straight jacket, my nose itches. Whenever you find yourself on the side of the majority, reform. Whenever you learn all the answers, they change all the questions. Whenever you use a jump, be sure of your destination Wher'd you git that CPU? Out of a Crackerjack box? where * is escape. Where all the Masochists go to get abused. Where am I . . . and why am I in this handbasket? Where am I and who are these strange people? Where am I going? And why am I in this handbasket? Where am I when I need me now? Where am I... and why am I in this handbasket? Where am I? And why am I in this handbasket?! Where am I? "In the echo." What do you want? "Taglines..." Where am I? And why am I in this handbasket?? Where am I? Operator trace this call. Where any such silliness remains unchecked. Where anything can happen, but usually doesn't. Where are those flashbacks they promised me? Where are we going, and why am I in this handbasket? Where are we going? And why am I in this handbasket? Where are we going? And, why am I in this handbasket??? Where are we going? And why am I in this hand basket? Where are we going? And why are we in this handbasket? Where are we going? Why am I in this handbasket? Where are we going?... and why am I in this handbasket? Where are we? Where are you going, and why are you in a handbasket? Where bribes are cheerfully accepted. Where can I buy the Chia-pet computer ?? Where can I find a synonym, for "thesaurus?" Where can I fnid a spell chequer for taglines? Where can I get one of those computer bats!! Where citizens count, subjects are slaves. Where Crazy Eddie gets HIS T-shirts." Where did THIS guy come from? Where did we all come from in the first place? Where do 'cannot' and 'must' meet on this graph? Where do all the infinitesimals go? Where do broken hard disks go? Where do honey bees go potty? At a BP station naturally. Where do I get my baby oil ? I chuck 2 a dozen babies in the juicer Where do I go now that I've gone too far? Where do these stairs go? --- "They go up." Where do you find 100 talking invertebrates? The US Senate Where do you find the time to not read so many books? Where do you go to catch anorexia? Where do you put spare belly buttons? In the Naval Reserve! Where does he get all those marvelous toys? - Bush Where does it go when you flush? Where does the 'Buck' stop at Microrim? Where does the fire go when the fire goes out? Where ever Yugo, I go. Where everyone knows everything about nothing. Where Gary Hart REALLY spends his weekends. Where Great Grandmother posted her bulletins. Where have all the MODERATORS gone...... Where have you gone Joe Dimaggio ... Where I come from, size shape or color makes no differenc Where in the #%&@ *IS* Carmen SanDiego?! Where in the #@%& is Waxahachie, Texas? Where in the world does the guy who has everything put it? Where in the world is Sam "SLED" Wilmot? Where intellectual giants come to frolic...it's a pity they never post. Where is "Old" Zealand? Where is Ed and the $20 million? Where is everything? All I typed was "Format c:". Where is Mr. @ln@? Making room for more beer. WHeRe is ThaT DArN ShIfT keY? Where is the "ANY" key? Where is the ANY key when you want it. Where is the STUN setting on a Laser Printer? Where is the tagline supposed to go??? Where it is *always* time to make the doughnuts. Where it's still 'We the people,' right? Where keeping crumbs out of the keyboard is an art-form. Where law ends, there tyranny begins. Where men are outlawed, only outlaws are men. Where mind and spirit come together and have a real good time. Where no feline has gone before... Where no man has.. where no ONE has.. to hell with it. Where NOTHING is sacred anymore. Where nothing is simple, except for some of the users. Where O where did my tagline go O where O wh Where oil and water DO mix, dammit! Where quality is just a word we like to use. Where quality is just a word we like to use. Where service isn't just a word; it's a noun. Where sex and fun are spelled the same way. Where the $#!/& IS Carmen San-Diego??? Where the 60's never really ended. Where the beat goes on...*Boom-shaka-laka-boom-boom-boom..* Where the fun never stops. Never starts, either. Where the heck is Grant buried? Where The Heck is The "Any" Key? Where the heck is the key?? Where the hell is /usr/hippo? Where the hell is Omak? Where the intelligence is high, and the moustaches are cheesy. Where the keyboard is mightier than the sword. Where the laws do not operate, there is no reality Where the majority maintains that brevity is the best means to ... Where the message base is in 3D. Where the Pentagon buys its toilet paper. Where the Sex Pistols learned to play. Where the system is concerned, you're not allowed to ask "Why?". Where the Taylors and the Pomeranians play.... Where there is a stink feces there is the odor of being. Where there is a will, I want to be in it. Where there is conflict, Dogma remains and Karma is absent Where there is light, there are bugs. Where there is no shame, there is no honor. Where there's a whip there's a way. Where there's a will ... there's a relative. Where there's a will there's a relative. Where there's a will, there are five hundred relatives. Where there's a will, there's a happy Lawyer! Where there's a will, there's a lawsuit. Where there's a will, there's a probate Where there's a will, there's a won't. Where there's a will, there's an inheritance tax. Where there's a will, there's an Inheritance Tax. Where there's a witch, there's a way Where there's no emotion, there's no motive for violence. Where there's smoke, there's toast Where Time has no meaning. Where two wrongs don't make a right, but they make us feel real good. Where two wrongs don't make a right, but three do. Where we operate at a 90 angle to reality Where we put stupid and offensive quotes up, just for you! Where were YOU the night of Nov 22, 1963? Where will YOU be during the "BIG ONE"? Where will YOU be when your laxative starts working? Where will you spend eternity? Heaven or Hell? Where you can talk to people without using up saliva. where you should be? Where you stand depends on where you sit. Where you stand on an issue depends on where you sit. Where you treasure is, there your heart will be also. Where you've been means much less than where you're going Where's that confounded bridge? - Led Zeppelin Where's the "ANY KEY"? Where's the ANY key? Where's the beef? Where's the beer? Where's the brake on this thing? Where's the party?! Where's the [ANY] key? Where's there's smoke, there's toast. Where's Waldo? Where'z dat Waskally Wabbit! Wherever I go, there I am. Wherever I go, thereereere I am, Pooh mused. Wherever you came from, you're not there now. Wherever you go - there you are. Wherever you've been...you're not there NOW! Wherewedon'tcareifyoudon'tleaveaspacebetweenyourwords. Whether you think you can or whether you think you can't, you're right. WHHOOOMP Hit me! which comes to be boring ;-) Which do I miss more Taglines or headaches??? Which gets you to NY faster-The 16 bit bus or the 8 bit? Which is better, roses on your piano or tulips on your organ? Which is not a complete sentence, but merely a subordinate clause. Which is the non-smoking lifeboat? Which one is the "smoker's" lifeboat? Which one is the any key? Which one is the controller? BZBBZZZZTTT....Not that one!!!! Which Stooge was the SMART ONE? I keep forgetting. Which way is up????? ARE YOU SURE!!! Which way to Castle Anthrax??... Which way to the party?????!! Which would ya prefer? I lamb roast with mum or a pork with Tom Cruise While (!cat) play (mouse); WHILE (length(walk) > length(pier)) DO BEGIN While drunk, O'Brien builds a leprechaun transporter. While eating an elephant advance one bite at a time. While money can't buy happiness, it certainly lets you choose your own form of misery. While you're undressing Venus, dress up your penis. while(math_teacher() == talk) fall_asleep(); Whip me! Beat me! Moderate me, Momma! Whip me! Beat me! But don't make me listen to rap music! Whip me! Beat me! Make me download my mail at 300 bps Whip me, beat me, crush me, is this wrestling or what? Whip me, beat me, make me a SYSOP Whip me, beat me, make me post off-topic! Whip me, beat me, make me read YOUNG_ADULT! Whip me, beat me, make me use an offline storage reader. Whip me, beat me, make me use DOS! Whip me, beat me, make me write bad software. Whips & chains? Sorry, thats a hardware problem. Whips and chains are only toys... Whipsplash - Compulsion to shove someone into a swimming pool. White belt + white shoes = a "full Cleveland." White dwarf seeks red giant for binary relationship. White House taken over by 60s rejects...film at 11. Who are you? Who ate the last bowl of Corn Pops (TM)? Who can say what's around the corner? Who cares anyway. Who cares if you can do 0-60 in 2.8! Trafic is backed up for 15 miles! Who decides who is a "REAL" programmer? Who died and left you moderator? Who died and left you moderator?? Who ever heard of fertilizing hard-boiled eggs? Who goes to psychiatrist should have his head examined Who has the bread makes the laws. Who has the USSR's BIOWAR contagious snake bite virus? Who in the world is Carmen San Diego? Who invented SHORT people? Who invented Taglines anyway??? What a waste! Who invited all these tacky people? Who is actually sponsoring this message? Who is Dr. Who? Who is General Failure and why is he reading my disk? Who is General Failure and why's he reading my hard disk? Who is General Failure?...and why is he reading my Hard Drive? Who is in charge? Hillary or Bill!!??!! Who is on 1st. What is on 2nd. I Don't Know is on 3rd. Who is the Grateful Dead, and why do they follow me? Who is this Waldron and why is he decompiling your code? Who is W. O. Baker, and why is he saying those terrible things about me? Who killed Laura Palmer???? Who Killed Superman? Who knows most says least. Who loves well is slow to forget. Who moderates the moderator? Who moderates the moderators? Who needs a doomsday virus when we have Windows Who needs a house out in Hackensack? Who needs a virus? All you need is Windows Who needs comedians? Journalists are much more laughable Who needs comedians? Journalists are much more laughable! Who needs companionship when you can sit alone in your room and drink? Who needs dignity when you can be in the show business? Who needs drugs? I go broke buying Sci-Fi! Who needs drugs? I go broke buying Sci-Fi! Who needs more than 1024K? -Megan Byte Who needs rational when your toes curl up? Who needs rhetorical questions? Who needs rocks? Windows breaks itself. Who needs Tag lines, Anyway??? Who protects us from the protectors? Who put the "arse" in Arsenio? Who reformatted the root disk? Who said that sex wasn't fun ?? Who said TV is a vast wasteland? Who says 1200 baud is slow??? Who says you can't have it all? Who sewed this *thing* on backward? - John Bobbitt Who sewed this *thing* on backwards? - John Bobbitt. Who sewed this *thing* on sideways? - John Bobbitt Who sewed this *thing* on sideways? - John Bobbitt. Who sewed this *thing* to always point *down*? - John Bobbitt Who sewed this *thing* to always point *down*? - John Bobbitt. Who sez Amelhicans are rhazy? Who should against his murtherer shut the door, Who teach- don't know. Who know- don't teach. Who tested Preparations A through G, and why? Who the Dickens wrote "Oliver Twist", anyway? Who the heck reads taglines anyway? Who the hell ARE you and what DO you want? Who the hell is Robin? -Bart Who the hell would want to post off-topic? Hands please.. Who to himself is law, no law doth need. Who wants to live forever? Who was Bruce Clarke? Who was Dan Walsh? Who was Dave Cardinal? Who was Evan Adams? Who was Frank Suchomel? Who was Jim Voll? Who was Karl Danz? Who was Lorrie Duval? Who was Mark Linton? Who was Steve Saperstein? Who was Tom Lyon? Who Will Save the World? The Mighty Groundhogs! WHO WILLS CAN-WHO TRIES DOSE-WHO LOVES LIVES Who would understand youth must know old age. Who ya gonna call? ECHO BUSTERS! Who ya gonna call?.....**** Virus Busters **** !!! Who! - me worry? Who's Dick Hertz? Who's General Failure & why's he reading my disk? Who's gonna tinkle this old piano.... Who's got the walkthrough for my life? Who's Heisenberg? It's uncertain... Who's scruffy looking? Who's the designated driver? This mouse is loaded. Who's the idiot that sewed this thing on backward!? - John Bobbitt Who's the Round Table's roundest knight? Sir Cumference. Who's The Scumbag That Siphoned The Blood Out Of My Cat!? Who's there? Who, what, when and with who? Who-ho-ho!! This is no Tupperware party! Who? Me worry? Who? Me, Officer? Whoa! Buddhism meets network technology....DharmaNet. Whoano: A menu on the wall outside a very expensive restaurant. Whoever decided to limit taglines to 57 bytes can kiss my Whoever dies with the most toys... is still dead! Whoever lies with dogs rises with fleas. Whoever loves God must love his brother 1Jn4:21 Whoever named it necking was a poor judge of anatomy. Whoever profits by the crime is guilty of it. Whoever rows the boat doesn't have time to rock it. Whoever said talk is cheap never hired a lawyer ___ Blue Wave/QWK v2.12 Whoever shoots the moderator gets the job. Whoever tries for great objects must suffer something. Whom computers would destroy, they must first drive insane. Whom gods would destroy, they first teach MS-DOS. Whom the gods would destroy they give Windows! Whom the gods would destroy, they first teach BASIC. Whoomp! There it is! Whoop! there it is! Whoops, I formatted the root disk. Whoops, stepped on a frog. Whore House: You F**k 'em, we'll suck 'em! Whos Jim Varney?, he asked earnestly? Whosinsane? SADDAM, that's who! Whoso diggeth a pit shall fall therein. Why am I still up? I should be ASLEEP! Just one more... Why are apartments so close together? Why are Chinese fortune cookies written in English? Why are creditor's memories better than debtors? Why are my taglines umop apisdn Why are there interstate highways in Hawaii? Why are there no black M&M's? Why are there no blue M&M's? Why are there NO blue M&Ms??? Why are there no day-glo M&M's? Why are there no fuchisa M&M's? Why are there no grey M&M's? Why are there no lavender M&M's? Why are there no mauve M&M's? Why are there no pink M&M's? Why are there no polka dot M&M's? Why are there no purple M&M's? Why are there no red M&M's? Why are there no tan M&M's? Why are there no white M&M's? Why are there so many actors in this movie? Why are there so many fools on the road? Why are there so many gnarly limbs on my family tree? Why are these athletic shoe salesmen following me?? Why are today's rough times always tomorrow's good old days? Why are we here? Because we are here. Roll the bones Why are we talking about this? I don't have ques Why are you carrying that fish around? For the halibut.. Why are you wasting time reading taglines? Why are you wasting your time reading taglines? Why ask why? Drink until you die. Why attack God? He may be as sad about us as we are. Why be a man when you can be a success? Why be anyone else when you can be me? Why be NoRmAl? Why bind wemen are better lovers: They have a nice touch. Why bother phoning a psychic? Let them phone you! Why bother phoning a psychic? - let 'em phone you! Why bother phoning a psychic? Let them phone you! Why Bother With Taglines? Why Bother? Why buy Cologne when you can wipe a magazine on you. Why buy shampoo when real poo is still free? Why buy the cow when you can get the milk for free? Why C++ and not ++C? Why call them "apartments" if they're all together? Why call them back from heaven? Why can't I say 'Big Hard Disk' in echomail? Why can't life have a "Snooze" button? Why can't phonetically be spelt that way? Why can't women learn to put the toilet seat back up? Why can't women put the toilet seat BACK UP ! Why can't women remember to put the seat back up? Why can't women remember to put the toilet lid back up!? Why can't women remember to put the toilet seat back up? Why can't you be a non-conformist like everyone else? Why did CNN cancel that cool "Desert Storm" show? Why did CNN cancel that really neat Desert Storm show? Why did Confucius always speak in English? Why did he ask me that&Does he know something Why did I ever start this, anyway? Why did Kamakazi pilots wear helmets??? Why DID kamikaze pilots wear helmets anyways?! Why did Kamikaze pilots wear helmets? Why did the Russians hate Gorbechev while we loved him? They are progrssing. Why do expenses always rise to meet income? Why do good looking Blondes dye their roots black? Why do I always shrug my shoulders? I have no idea. Why do I do these things to myself? Why do I do this? 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Why do we drive on a parkway, but park in a driveway? Why do we get so old before we learn how to be young? Why do we know the Smurfs won't last forever? Smurfette's a lesbian Why do we park in the driveway and drive on the parkway? Why do we seem to operate best at a 90^ angle to reality? Why do we sing "Take me out to the Ball Game" when we're already there? Why do you always find something in the last place you look? Why do you call it a HOT water heater. It heats cold water! Why do you park in a driveway, and drive on a parkway? Why do you park in a driveway, and drive on a parkway??? Why do you read taglines? Why do your backups fail when you need them? Why does bread always fall butter side down? Why does Hawaii have interstate highways? Why does sour cream have a use-by date? Why does sour cream have an expiration date? Why does the other line always move faster? Why does this guy use all these damned ellipses? Why Doesn't Ice Cream Have Any Bones??? Why doesn't the 1-900 psychic know my credit card number? Why don't cats like to swim? Why don't cats like to swim? Why don't many fish fly? Why don't chickens have lips? Why don't I use Vatican condoms ? because they're holy Why don't many cats swim? Why don't many fish fly? Why don't Michael Jackson's underwear fit? Why don't the blind skydive? The dogs hate it. Why don't they make an electric battery... ? Why don't we do it in the road? Why don't you do something constructive like torment Cardassians? Why don't you do yourself a favor...break all your mirrors! Why don't you help keep the world clean...get yourself sterilized! Why don't you sue your brains for non-support? Why drive a Volkswagen when you can have a Rolls Royce? Why drive yourself nuts when you can walk instead? Why experiment on animals with so many lawyers out there? Why experiment on animals? Use a PETA member instead! Why experiment on animals? We have plenty of lawyers. Why fart and waste it when you could burp and taste it? Why get even, when you can get odd? Why give the temperature of the airport??? No one lives there... Why glue my bills together? It's a mail bonding ritual. Why go second class when 1st class is only $25? Why I like DR-DOS? It doesn't work with Windows 3.1! Why is "abbreviated" such a long word? Why is "abbreviation" such a long word? Why is "Common Sense" so rare? Why is "easy listening" so hard to listen to? Why is 'abbreviated' such a long word? Why is abbreviation such a long word? Why is bread so dear and flesh and blood so cheap? Why is Education well rounded instead of well defined? Why is everyone complaining about "youth in Asia?" Why is it called a tv SET if you only get one. Why is it good to be rational? Why is it that every time I write F you see K? Why is it that if you leave the room, you're elected? Why is it that no matter where you are, you're "here"? Why is it that the best taglines are always much too lon Why is it that the best taglines are always too long to Why is it that the best taglines are too lon Why is it that there are never enough days in a weekend? Why is it that time softens some people and hardens others? Why is nothing is quite so unexpected as the truth? Why is that light %^&&& Why is the alphabet in that order, because of the song? Why is the sun never overhead at noon? Why is the U.S.A., A Republic, defending Domacracy? Because we're not! Why is there a permanent press setting on an iron? Why is there a watermelon in here? Why is there a watermelon on the bandsaw? Why is there an Easter Bunny and not an Easter Chicken? Why is there an expiration date on sour cream? Why is there an expiration date on sour cream???? Why is there gratings on urinals? So programmers don't eat the mints Why is there only one "Monopolies Commission?" Why is this tagline different from all other taglines? Why is this thus? What is the reason for this thusness? Why is your computer $600 less AFTER you buy it? Why is your nose black? Your snorting laser toner? Why isn't phonetically spelled that way? Why isn't phonetically spelt that way? Why isn't there a special name for the tops of your feet? Why isn't there another word for thesaurus? Why limbless wemen are better lovers: You can spin them. Why look at the docs? The nurses look much better to me Why look at the docs? Nurses look a lot better! Why look thru Windows? Open the door to the future: OS/2 Why look thru Windows? Open the door to the future: OS/2 Why ME? Why must you heterosexuals flaunt your lifestyle? Why My Laughin' Sure Ain't Funny. Why not go out on a limb? Isn't that where the fruit is? Why not just press enter for a few days? Why not REPLY and make this person happy!! Why not YOU? Why not? Why not? You're telling the truth! Why put off till tomorrow what you'll never do anyway? Why read it when you can print it? Why read the Docs....I'm already confused. Why should I add to my troubles by facing reality? Why should I have to pay a troll just to cross a bridge? Why should I read? Its only words. Why solve problems you can bypass with a GOTO? Why stop now, just when I'm hating it? Why the heck are you wasting yer time reading a tagline? Why then do the Wicked Prosper? Why think when Rush Limbaugh wants to do it for you? Why training bras? What can we teach them. Why USA fails? Radio Shack=USA's Technology Store!! Why use a big, long word when a diminutive one will do ? Why use a big, long word when a diminutive one will do? Why use shampoo when so much real poo is free? Why vote if they all lie anyway? Why waltz when you can ROCK AND ROLL????? Why was there a Brady Family Reunion?! Why wasn't I born rich instead of beautiful? Why waste time learning, ignorance comes with the turf? Why waste your time reading taglines? Why won't my floppy act like a hard disk sometimes? Why won't this dang thing work? Why would a wood chuck want to chuck wood anyway? Why would a Woodchuck want to chuck wood anyway? Why would Elvis be hanging around trailer parks? Why would I need mythical deities with ego problems? Why yes, they are Bugle Boy beans. Why you look so sad when the sky is perfect blue? Why's Clinton hiding under the table? We're serving draft beer. Why's the alphabet in that order? Because of that song? Why's the moderator always pickin' on me Why, he's no fun, he fell right over! Why, I oughta ... ! Why, thank you. ;) I'm always here, too. Wicked Witch Parking Only - Violators will be toad. Wickedness is its own greatest punishment. Wie geht's dir heute? Wife who puts husband in dog house, often finds him in cat house. Wife who slides down banister, makes monkey shine. Wife's a bitch - then you die. Wigan. Where big business is moving. - HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA Wild asses are not yet extinct. WildCat! + TomCat! + OLX = BBS Purr-fection!!! WildCat! + TomCat! + SLMR = BBS Purr-fection!!! Wilderness = Freedom WILDNET : If you're interested in something different. Wile E. Coyote... Super genius Wilimanakabeetsai! Will compute for food. Will Global Warming cancel Nuclear Winter??? Will go far: Relative of management -work evaluationese Will I be pretty? Will I be rich? -- K. Sirra Will I dream? - HAL-9000 Will it ever end? Will Lorena Bobbitt trim my xmas tree too? Will Lorena Bobbitt trim my Xmas tree too? Will people in the CIS be known as sissies? Will Rogers never met a lawyer. Will Rogers never met Saddam Hussein. Will someone please bind and gag the moderator! Will somone please bind and gag the moderator? Will that be cache or chkdsk? Will the real Cmd. Riker please Stand up. Will the real President PLEASE return to the White House? Will the track bend. Not on your life my Hindu friend. - Phil Hartman Will un-install Windows 95 for food... Will Windows 3.1 be any good? Will Windows 3.1 come with a Hard Drive? Will you come quietly, or shall I use ear plugs? Will you still respect me after we scan ޺۳ݳݳ Will your great-grandchildren know you existed and how? William K. Smith:"Wait, my uncle Ted can drive you home." Wilson of Borg: Hideho, it's time to assimilate, neighbor. WIMP = Windows, Icons, Mice, Pull-down menus Win at first and lose at last. Win Some Lose Some....But When Do I Win Some? Win without boasting and lose without excuse. Win, lose; Fast, Slow; Is good, looks pretty; OS/2, Win 3.1 Win-DOZE: The solution to a problem that didn't exist. WIN.COM not found: (A)bort (R)etry (W)ho cares? WIN.INI? Let's see what the User's Guide says... WIN3.0 Attractive and easy, SLUT of the computer Win3.1? For fast relief call 800-3-IBM-OS2. WIN3; It's like a velvet picture of Elvis coming to life Windos is geat for igh sped commnicatons. Window's down. (R)etry (Q)uit (G)et a Mac Window-screen: An arrangement for keeping flies in. WindowError:001 Windows loaded. System in danger. WindowError:009 Horrible bug. God knows what has happene+ WindowError:00B Inadequate disk space. Need 50 meg minimum. WindowError:015 Unable to exit windows. Try the door. WindowError:020 Error recording error codes. Remaining errors lost. Windows - how to turn a 486 into an Etch-A-Sketch! Windows - Just another pane in the glass. Windows 3 - the MAC for the rest of us! Windows 3.0 - From the people who brought you EDLIN. Windows 3.0 - The best $89 solitaire game you can buy. Windows 3.0 - The colorful clown suit for DOS. Windows 3.0 : Microsoft's ode to P. T. Barnum Windows 3.0 : Ooey, GUI, Good! Windows 3.0 is for wannabe computer gurus. Windows 3.0 No Pane No Gain. Windows 3.0: Attractive & Easy, Slut of the CPU. Windows 3.0: from the people that brought you EDLIN Windows 3.0: More holes than you can count. WINDOWS 3.1 - The Best $89 Solitaire Game You can Buy! Windows 3.1 - The colorful clown suit for DOS. Windows 3.1 coming to the rescue! Wait for FedEx!!!!!!! Windows 3.1 is for wannabe computer gurus Windows 3.1's OS/2 support is "pathetic"... Windows 3.1: from the people that brought you EDLIN!! Windows 3.1: the best $99 solitare game I've ever seen! Windows 3: Solution to a non-existent problem.... Windows 47.4. Finally they got it right! Windows = Turn a 386/25 into a 4.77 Mhz XT. Windows are like parachutes....they work best when open.... Windows could crash even a Borg! Windows Could Crash Even A Borg! Windows could even crash a Borg Windows detected! Delete? Windows Error 103: Windows has been detected running on system Windows Error: 0004:0007 : Operator fell asleep while waiting. Windows Error: 001 - Windows loaded. System in danger. Windows Error: 002 - No error yet ... Windows Error: 002 No error . . . yet. Windows Error: 002 No error, yet. Windows Error: 003 - Windows found. System halted. Windows Error: 004 - Operator fell asleep while waiting Windows Error: 004 - Operator fell asleep while waiting. Windows Error: 004 -- Operator fell asleep while waiting. Windows Error: 007 - System price error. Inadequate money spent. Windows Error: 010 - Reserved for future mistakes Windows Error: 015 - Unable to exit Windows. Try the door. Windows Error: 061 - WIN.COM not found - type WIN for exit ... Windows Error: 089 - You can't Low Level Format your HDD so there! Windows Error: 103 - Windows detected running on system Windows Error: 123 - Windows not found -=Use Real Operating System=- Windows Error: 132 - Windows not found: (C)heer (P)arty (D)ance Windows Error:01D Unable to figure out our own code. System crashed. Windows for OS/2: upgrade for what OS/2 for Windows doesn't have. Windows found on C: [A]bort [P]anic [B]uy Pentium Windows has crashed more systems than Michelangelo. Windows has crashed more systems than Stoned Windows Ice Cream -- Hoggin' DOS Windows is a disease - but is OS/2 v2.0 the cure? 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Windows is to speed what the Abacus is to Calculus Windows isn't a virus -- viruses do something! Windows isn't a virus. A virus does something. Windows isn't a virus: a virus does something. Windows isn't a virus: viruses do something! Windows isn't crippleware - It's "Fuctionally Challenged" Windows isn't crippleware, it's "Functionally Challenged" Windows isn't crippleware: it's "Fuctionally Challenged" Windows isn't crippleware;it's "Functionally Challenged". Windows isn't software, it's a stress activator. Windows kills. Use OS/2. Windows LUW: Life Under Windows Windows makes me miss my Macintosh Windows may be slow, but at least it takes up a lot of Windows may be slow, but at least it takes up a lot of ro Windows may be slow, but at least it takes up a lot of room WINDOWS MULTITASKS! (in a DesqView window) Windows needs a Shredder icon. Click and drag Program Manager to it! Windows NT - No Thanks! (Gates named it right) Windows NT = Windows? No Thanks! Windows NT: 16Mb to accomplish a 4Mb job Windows NT: AIDS for the PC Windows NT: From the makers of Windows 3.0! Windows NT: From the people responsible for RECOVER.COM Windows NT: From the same company that brought you Edlin. Windows NT: just add OS/2 for Windows and Windows and DOS and memory. Windows NT: Needs Terabytes Windows NT: No Thanks... Not Trusted... Not Today... Not Tommorrow Windows NT: The epitome of Crippleware. Windows NT: The network server that doesn't Windows NT: The only 80 meg solitaire game. Windows NT: The world's only 80 megabyte Solitaire game! Windows NT: Vapourware of the desperate and scared. Windows NT? New Technology? I don't think so ... Windows NT? New Technology? I don't think so... WINDOWS ON AN 8088 IS A REAL EXPERIENCE!! Windows open: Jump? [Y/y/y] Windows speed tip: type DEL \WINDOWS\*.* WINDOWS SUCKS!! Windows to 486/50 mhz CPU: Don't rush me, don't rush me ... Windows turned my 386 into a 10 Mhz XT ! 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Thats Better Windows? We don't need no stinking Windows! Windows? Wha' dat? Windows? WINDOWS?!? Hahahahahehehehehohohoho... Windows??? A very nice VGA demo, isn't it? Windoze, is changing....it's getting poorer faster! Windws is ine for bckgroun comnicaions ... Windws is ine for bckgroun comunicaions Windws is ine for bckgroun comunicaions - Bll Gats, 192 Wine is fine, but whiskey's quicker. Wine Me, Dine Me, (***) ***-**** Me! Wink wink, nudge nudge, say no more, say no more. Winners never quit and quitters never win. Winning is a habit. Unfortunately, so is losing. Winning isn't everything, but then losing is nothing. Winning isn't everything, but wanting to win is. Winter in Arizona falls on a Tuesday this year. WINTER is Nature's way of saying, "UP YOUR'S!" Winter is Nature's way of saying, "Up yours!" Winter is Natures way of saying, "Up Yours!" Winter is Natures way of saying, Up Yours! 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Witches ride brooms because Nature abhors a vacuum Witches use brooms because nature abhors a vacuum. Witches who misbehave are sent to their broom. With a Blue Wave of my hand I cleared away the SLMR! With a calendar your days are numbered! With a modem, I can take on the world! With all due respect, I'd like to go for a swim. Riker With all due respect....BEGONE! Sir. Worf With all the homosexuals in England, Michael will be King With all those balls, why isn't matzoh macho? With clothes the new are best, with friends the old are best. With clothes the new are best, with friends the old. With consequences, the unexpected always predominate. With Crazy Glue and Black Electrical Tape... With every wish there comes a curse. With foxes we must play the fox. With free advice, you get what you paid for With friends like these, who needs to hallucinate? With friends like this, who needs enemas? With fronds like you, who needs anemones? with glue on my fingers and plenty of extra pieces! With my Stealth Modem, you'll never see me coming! With one foot in his mouth he stated, Hmmmm, emmmm woooo hhhhcccchh. With our judgements as our watches, none go just alike. With people, reach should exceed grasp. Try for heaven. With schizophrenia you're never alone! With sin, a human falls into it, a saint grieves at it. With some foreign food the less authentic, the better. With some it isn't the thought, it's the gift behind it. With two ways to spell a word, the wrong one will be used With your looks, you shouldn't say hello. You should say, "BOO!". Without BBSes, life itself would be impossible. Without creation there could be no destruction. Without death, life has no meaning. Without evil there is no good. Without fingers you cannot even thumb your nose. Without followers, evil cannot spread Spock Without fools there would be no wisdom. Without freedom of choice there is no creativity. Without ice cream life and fame are meaningless Without love and trust all you can be in life is alone. Without music life would be a mistake--Nietzsche Without my ignorance, your knowledge would be meaningless Without politics or religion all we have left is Lorena Bobbitt. Without Silver Xpress, I DO NO MAIL! Without Time Everything Would Happen At Once! Without time everything would happen at once. Without Time, everything would happen at once Without waves there would be no change Witlag - The delay between delivery and comprehension of a joke. Witty tag line placed here. --> Wives can suffer in silence louder than anybody in the world! Wobbles, but it won't fall down. Wobbliwad - A folded piece of paper stuck under furniture as a balance Wok: Something you thwow at a wabbit Woking on water is dangerous. Wolf 3D: wimpy training course for DOOM. Wolfgang's Third Law: It can't work. Woltman's Law: Never program and drink beer at the same time. Wolverine Amedeus Mozart: composer of clawsical music. WOM - Write only memory Woman by birth, Lesbian by grace -If you see Grace tell her hi for me! Woman must be a genius to create a good husband. Woman must be genius to create a good husband Woman who go to man's apartment for snack, may get tit bit. Woman who spends much time on bedsprings, may have offsprings. Woman's virtue is man's greatest invention Woman.zip - great program, readme.1st file is missing. Woman.zip -- Great program , but NO documentation! Woman.ZIP -Great program. No docs, but great to UNZIP. WOMAN.ZIP.....Good utility, with proper configuration. WOMAN.ZIP.....Great program, no documentation! WOMAN.ZIP....Great program, no documentation! WOMAN.ZIP: Great program but won't do Windows! WOMAN.ZIP: Great program, but no documentation! WOMAN.ZIP: Great program. No docs, but fun to unZIP! Woman: You got TEN inches? Man: Yeah, what a snow storm we had! Women & cats do as they please; men & dogs had better get use of it. WOMEN = Weird Obnoxious Male Enticing Nymph WOMEN = Wild Ovulating Man Eating Nymphomaniacs Women and elephants never forget an injury. Women and elephants never forget real or supposed injury. Women are great! Every man should own one!!!!! Women are just systems, & a smart man keeps a backup Women are like fires: they go out if left unattended. Women are like programs, smart men always keep a backup. Women are like programs. A smart man keeps a backup. :) Women are meant to be loved, not to be understood. Women come with instructions, Just ask them! Women DO come with instructions! Ask Them! Women do come with instructions, ask them! Women do come with instructions, just ask them! Women do come with instructions; ask them. Women fake orgasm, Men fake foreplay. Women go on diets. Men just eat less ... and grow fat. Women go on diets. Men just eat less... and grow fat. Women hate being called Chicks, but Babes don't seem to mind! Women libbers should be put behind bars. Women over 40: no yell, no swell, just grateful as hell Women prefer the simple things in life...MEN Women prefer the simple things in life...MEN. Women professionals do tend to over-compensate. Women should be obscene and not heard! Women speak two languages ... one of which is verbal. Women speak two languages-One of which is verbal Women take to good hearted men. Also from. Women tell men: I love football. Women Vs Beer: A beer doesn't care when you come. Women Vs Beer: A beer doessn't demand equality. Women Vs Beer: A beer goes down easy. Women Vs Beer: A beer is always wet. Women Vs Beer: A beer never has a headache. Women Vs Beer: A friend's beer is a good beer.. Women Vs Beer: Beer always gives good head.. Women Vs Beer: Beer is never late Women Vs Beer: Beer labels come off without a fight.. Women Vs Beer: Beer stains wash out. Women Vs Beer: Beer waits in the car while you play football. Women Vs Beer: Hangovers go away. Women Vs Beer: When beer goes flat, you can toss it out. Women Vs Beer: You can have a beer in public. Women Vs Beer: You can have a beer the whole month. Women Vs Beer: You can have more than one beer a nite. Women Vs Beer: You can share your beer with your friends. Women Vs Beer: You don't have to drive a beer home in the morning Women Vs Beer: You don't have to wine and dine beer.. Women who seek to be equal with men lack ambition. Women! Cant live with them, Cant live with them! Women!!! 2-1/2 billion men can't be wrong Women's clothes: Go to extremes, seldom to extremities. Women's Libbers are OK, I just wouldn't want my sister to marry one. Women, who seek to be equal to men, lack ambition !! Women, wind and fortune soon change. Women. You can't live with 'em. Pass the beer nuts. Women... you can't live with 'em... pass the beer nuts. Women....can't live with 'em, can't shoot 'em. WOMEN.TXT 0 bytes -- "What Men Know About Women" Women: Can't live with 'em ... and sheep can't cook. Won't criticize the moderator, I might get NO CARRIER WON, TOO, THRE, FOR. . . _Duz_ spelling count?? Wonderful!! Simply Wonderful!! WOODEN STICK v3.1 - For propping open your Windows Woody, I said TUCK the kids in bed! WOOF WOOF ,thats my other dog immitation... WOOF! Woof! Gasp! Choke! yes, I do have people telling me all the time Woozers, The damn'd thing actually works ! Word Perfect Makes Perfect Sense Word Perfect Support can't be beat! WordPerfect and MegaMail, what a pair!! WordPerfect isn't, Pagemaker doesn't, etc., etc., etc.... Words 'R Us Words and ideas are what change our world. Words are not food, though sometimes we must eat them. Words are the voice of the heart. Words DO NOT have meanings, people do. Words must be weighed, not counted. Words of truth seem contradictory. Words, 25 ea. Better quality words, 50 ea. Words, 25 ea. Better quality words, 50 ea. Words, words, words. And no place to put them all! Words, words, words. And no place to put them all. WordStar and SLMR, a GREAT combination! Wordstar users - Ctrl-KQ to you, too. Worf becomes anrgy at the thought of brushing his teeth. Worf for Windows TNG Word Processor Worf, Eat any good books lately? Worf, Fire at Will! *>BZZT<* Hey! Where's Riker?!?! Worf, fire! Worf, you look like the inertial dampeners failed. Worf: Screw the prime directive, give the Borg a copy of Windows! Worf: Screw the prime directive, I say give the Borg Windows. Work expands to exceed the time allotted. Work fascinates me; I can watch it for hours! WORK HARDER!... Millions on welfare depend on YOU! WORK HARDER!... Millions on welfare depend on YOU!!! Work harder...millions on welfare depend on you! Work is for those who have nothing better to do. Work is just something to do between breaks Work is the curse of the drinking class. Work is the curse of the drinking man. Work off excess energy. Steal something heavy. Work on your ships, you may need power soon! Work smarder and not harder and be careful of yor speling. Work to become, not to acquire. - Confucius Work, is a four letter word. Work: a necessary evil for money to buy computer stuff. Worker's Law: No matter how much you do, you'll never do enough. Workersoftheworldunite. Working the BLEEDING edge of technology !!! Works for me! Workshops are the bane of civilization. World ends - details after the game World ends at 3pm; details at 5.... World Ends at 3pm; Film at 5 on WLKY Early News.... World peace will only come when patriotism is forgotten. World to end at 5:00pm. See it on the 11:00pm news. World War IV will be fought with sticks and stones. World's First Parallel Processed Human Being. World's greatest Gif collector. Worry casts a huge shadow on a small problem. Worry is a human emotion. Worry is as effective as shoveling smoke. Worry is the interest paid on trouble before it becomes due. Worry is the interest paid on trouble in advance. Worship me! I am the Picard! Worst-case scenario. U may have to BUY it. Worth seeing? Yes, but not worth going to see. Worth two hands in the bush. Would a Muslim vampire be scared of the Koran? Would advice from a Q be considered a Q-Tip ? Would George be president if his name was Harry? would have suffered a lot more if I'd been understood. Would it give you a lot of pleasure? Zaphod. Would it help if I got out and pushed? Would like to go where no one has gone before Would Michael Jackson be "BAD" in jail? Would ProLifers abort ProChoicers if they knew? Would Ralph Kramden use Norton Utilities? Would she be happy with a Pet Rock instead? Would the last person to leave Michigan please turn out the lights? Would the Standing Committee sit down? Would you believe... this is a tagline? Would you buy a Pontiac from this, er, man? Would you give your right arm to be ambidextrous? Would you let a bug escape because it did not bite you? Would you like a beer, or just Budweiser horseleak? Would you like a jelly baby? Would you like me to sing you a song? Would you like to beat up Worf? All SIX of them? Would you rather have a starship or a tardis? Would you stand up and walk out on me?? Would you trust a POLITICIAN to run the country? wouldn't you know it? Wounded Knee: 100 years December 29, 1990. Wow! What a groove! It's a tropical paradise! Wow! It IS raining cats and dogs! I'm outta here. WOW! Look at the *size* of that.....briefcase. WOW!... Short runway...but look how WIDE it is!!! Wow, is that a REAL Elvis satin wallhanging? WP Corp Support Can't Be Beat! WP for WIN will be a Winner! Wrap both arms around yourself & call it a HUG from me. Wrap it in foil, before checking her oil. Wrap that rascal -- Use write protect tabs. Wrappers are futile. Chocolate will be assimilated. Wreckers DO IT with big iron balls. Wriglimortis - The effect of a cold drink on a piece of chewing gum. Wrinkles are sure signs of where smiles have been. Write all complaints legibly -> [ ] Write all complaints legibly -> [] Write all complaints legibly in this space -> [] Write complaint legibly in this box: [] Write complaints about moderator rules between the two lines: =. Write right With Xywrite Write your complaints in this box -----> [] Write your concerns on a $20 bill, and mail to .......... Writer's Rule #1: Have something to say! Writing a good LSAT was the start of my decline Writing about art is like dancing about architecture. Writing free verse is like playing tennis with the net down. Writing taglines is a sign of a sick mind. Writing to Washington won't help -- he's dead! Written on a condom machine: This gum tastes funny... Wwaaayyyyyyyyyyy Cooool Junior... WWhhaatt ddooeess DDUUPPLLEEXX mmeeaann?? wwhhaatt ddooeess ffuull dduupplleexx mmeeaann?? WYMI - All philosophy all the time! WYMI - the all-philosophy radio station. Wynne's Law: Negative slack tends to increase. WYPIWYG= What You Printed Is What You've Got. WYSIWIG: What you see is fake hair. Wyszowski's Second Law: No experiment is reproducible. WYTYSYDG - What you thought you saw, you didn't get. WYTYSYDG-What you thought you saw, you didn't get. W[h]ere know tagline as gone before.... W׳ א W(D і$ ׂ $W$ ³Gˆ. X minus 6 weeks and counting. X WARNING! Removal of this tagline prohibited by law!!! X-Men Wish List: Dolph Lundgren as Colossus. X-Wives "Cause Of All Ailments" Xerox never comes up with anything original anymore. Xerox never comes up with anything original. XEROX never comes up with something original Xerox your lunch and file it under "sex offenders!" Xerox, all they ever do is copy. Xerox...All they ever do is copy. XGA users, it's time to upgrade. xMail Beta Team XPRESS - the fastest way to get around the world. Xpress Yourself! Xpress yourself. XpReSsing myself as usual ... Xpressing yourself is just a sign of the time! Xronia Poula -Greek Christmas XRS! - You've got the right one baby! Uh HUH!! XRS'ing at XT at 8 Mhz. = 386 at 25 Mhz. + Windose !!! XT's Suck! XT/8 Mhz = 386/25 Mhz + Windose !!! XWING SUCKS!!!!! WC KICKS!!! XX + XY = Oh, Sir Jasper. XXXXXXXX ++appy ++olidays XXXXXXXX XXXXXXXXX >>Taglines, Anyone??<< XXXXXXXX XXXXXXXXXX Better Tagines Through Assimilation XXXXXXXXXX Xywrite: Not For Corporate Types ! Let 'em eat WP ! Xywrite: The Intelligent Writer's Choice XYZZY... Nothing happens. y Y B ordinary. y created a wall between people and sympathy negated any barrier. Ya know when ya getting old, everything stop growing but ya stomach Ya want a stupid answer? Ask me anything! Ya'll come back now ya hear. Ya.. But if it worked 1st time.. What fun would it be? Yabba dabba do! - Flintstone Yah better reply to this one ya flea bitt'n varmint!! Yakkety yak.. y'all come back now.. ya hear? Yardshtick - Lame neighborly quips exchanged in the backyard. Yawn a more Roman way. yawn error #30: CPU tired Yawn: The only time some men get to open their mouths. Yawning at X-rated movie: Indecent composure. Ye shall know them by their taglines. Yea, verily do many strange things come to be Yea, verily do many strange things come to be. Yea, yea, .. once a hobby, now an expensive addiction... Yea, yea..once a hobby, now an expensive addiction! Yea, yea..once a hobby, now an expensive addiction. Yeah I Married Her, I Married The HELL Out Of Her. Yeah, but my mother-in-law is MEANER than YOURS. Yeah, but she was only a little bit pregnant! Yeah, but what's the speed of DARK? Yeah, I'm a hi-skool grajuit... wanna make somthin outta it? Yeah, I'm in the "Directory", but they missmelled my name Yeah, lemme speak to Brett Weir! Yeah, maybe we ARE apathetic, but we Just Don't Care. Yeah, so what's the speed of dark? Yeah, uh, that's the ticket!..... Yeah... THAT's the ticket! Yeah...and some day the sun will die out. Yeah? Well, tell that to her parents. Geordi Yeah?! Well, FREQ you too! Year: A period of 365 failures and disappointments. years in advance are now predicting the fall of the USA in 20 years. Years, education and understanding offtimes are foes. Yellow + Pink = Clinton Yellow snow is not a Lemonade Fizz! YELLOW SUBMARINE - Apple - 13 Jan 69 Yep! you bet... What was that you said? Yer motherboard wears combat reboots Yer such a wild thang! Yes Dear, I'll Get Off The Computer In Just A Minute Yes Dear, just a few more minutes.... Yes folks, a FREE tagline Yes I hate Haiku. Haiku makes me want to die. Haiku really sucks. Yes I'm crazy, but I'm saving up to be eccentric. Yes my son, long ago mail was read 1 packet at a time. Yes perhaps You Know St. Murphy Yes Virginia, there is a Dan Parsons. Yes! Another movie: "Free Willie Part 2," starring Lorena Bobbitt. YES! We Deliver... Open 24HRS! YES! You may have already won....... YES!! eh, NO!!! oh, well MAYBE!!!!!!!! YES!! eh, NO!!! oh, well MAYBE!!!!!!!! yes!!! ;) Yes, and by the same token, no. Yes, but are you SURE? Yes, but did you read the REALLY fine print? Yes, but I came here for an argument!! Yes, but what if this weren't a rhetorical question? YES, Cherry is my real name! Yes, Dear, I'll Get Off The Computer In Just A Minute! Yes, God has a sense of humor! I'm here, ain't I? Yes, I admit, *I* steal taglines!?!?! Yes, I know I'm off topic. Yes, I know I'm off-topic. Thank you for your concern. Yes, I know I'm still off topic. Yes, I skip messages without taglines! Yes, I'm a flirt! And damn proud of it too! ;) Yes, I'm in a very GUMBY mood today. Yes, in scene 4 we vaporize the actor and ... Yes, it is I - from transsexual TRANSYLVANIA!!! Yes, it is written.Good shall always destroy evil. Yes, it's sexist male fantasies on ice! Yes, Socrates himself is particularly missed. Yes, the lizard works; my Volvo has never been stolen. Yes, the philosophy of 'nome,' meaning 'all.' Yes, the Python works; my Volvo has never been stolen. Yes, you must give us all a good spanking!! Yes-men: Fellows who hang around the man nobody noes. Yeshua - A Consuming Fire Yeshua - the True Vine Yesterday ... was once upon a time ... Yesterday I knew everything ... but I was wrong ... Yesterday I saw a man with a wooden leg, and a real foot. Yesterday is a memory. Tomorrow is a vision. Today is a bitch. Yesterday's flower children are today's blooming idiots! Yesterday, I worried about tomorrow and today all is well Yethth Mathter,Anything you thay Mathter Yield to temptation..it may be your only chance! Yield to temptation; It may not pass your way again. yin' folks, Whodunit readers -- Spillaine folks, Some Londoners -- P. Lane folks. Yo Mama's so dumb: She asked for a price check at the $1.00 store Yo Mama's so fat: Her butt looks like 2 pigs fightin' over Milkduds Yo Mama's so fat: They baptized her at Sea World Yo Mama's so old:God said let there be light & she flipped the switch Yo Mama's so short: She poses for trophies Yo! MTV Sucks! YO! Picard! That just ain't logical! - S'talone of Vulcan YO! Picard! That just ain't logical! - S'talone of Vulca Yo, Borg from da Bronx, Assimilate 'dis. Yoda of Borg: Assimilated you will be. Hmmmmm! Yoda of Borg: Futile is Resistance...Assimilate you, I will... Yoe toe... Yoe toe... 50K no less. Arrh! Yogi Bare was a Buddhist Nudist. Yoooouuuuu'rreee Irrelevant! Daffy Duck of Borg You *are* referring to taglines. You *REALLY* outta spay yer pet, or at least trim his nails! You =know= what I am thinking... You admit that? You adopted a fox cub who's mother was somebody's coat. You ain't learning nothing when you're talking. You ain't seen nuttin' yet! You always find it in the last place you look. You always find something in the last place you look, unless it's not there. You always find something in the last place you look. You always swat where he's not, or if he is aha! a spot. You and me against the world? Great! When do we attack?!? You and me against the world? Great! When do we attack?!?!? You are all green alike. You are always entitled to your own stupid opinion. You are an example of why some animals eat their young. You are an insult to my intelligence! I demand that you log off immediately. You are being paged. You are being swapped. You are being watched. Cut out the hanky-panky for a few days. You are both the sculptor and the clay. You are confident of things you know nothing about. You are confused; but this is your normal state. You are deeply attached to your friends and acquaintances. You are fast becoming my favorite sick person. You are getting sleepy... you are getting very sleepy... You are HERE ----> ! <----- You are here ---------------------> * You are in a maze of twisty little directories, all alike You are in a maze of twisty little programs, all alike. You are in a maze of twisty little taglines, all alike... You are in a maze of twisty messages, all alike. You are in a maze of twisty passages... You are in a maze of twisty subroutines, all alike. You are in a maze of UUCP connections, all alike. You are IT! Really now... I'm not kidding here... You are lustworthy. You are magnetic in your bearing. You are making progress if each mistake is a new one. You are more than welcome to anything I have. You are never fully dressed until you wear a smile. You are not Morg. You are not Eymorg. You are not thinking. You are merely being logical. You are only young once, but it is easy to stay immature. You are only young once, but you can be immature forever. You are only young once, but you can stay immature indefinitely. You are rotten to the core, Snidely Whiplash, rotten, rotten, rotten! You are smart. Can you make us go? You are standing on my toes. You are still half-savage -- but there is hope. You are taking the universe out of context. You are talking to a Program that passed the Turing test! You are the Amoeba. You have the power to Flow. You are the Filch. You have the power to Steal. You are the Laser. You have the power to Blind. You are the Skeptic. You have the power to Doubt. You are the Virus. You have the power to Multiply. You are the winner of one of these prizes... You Are This BBS's Most Appreciated Caller. You are truly a rhinestone in the rough. You are ugly and your mother dresses you funny. You are under arrest for tagline theft! You aren't born happy, you must make it for yourself. You aren't here forever, Enjoy each day as a miracle. You been bungy jumping with a cord that was a bit long? You Bet Your ASCII You bought a VCR because wrestling is on the same time as BINGO? You call this fun? --McCoy You can always break glass with a sledgehammer. You can always easily find anything you don't want. You can always find what you are not looking for. You can always make room for one more. Except a new baby. You can always tell a great idea by the enemies it makes. You can be my < WingMan > at any time! You can be replaced by a machine that flushes. You can call me Hal, or you can call me Pal, or you... You can choose your friends, but you only have one mother You can close your eyes to reality but not to memories. You can disagree without being disagreeable. You can fool all people, except but you can't fool Mom. You can fool some of the people all of the time, and all of the people some of the time, but you can make a fool of yourself anytime You can fool too many of the people too much of the time. You can give an man a fish, or you can teach him to fish... You can have my sword when you pry it from my dead hands! You can have my two cents worth for free!! You can have peace. Or you can have freedom: LL YOU can help wipe out COBOL in our lifetime. You can judge a man by how he keeps his golf score. You can judge the success of a man by his bodyguards. You can lead a boy to college but you can't make him think. You can lead a child to knowledge, but you cannot make them THINK! You can lead a horse to the fountain, & drown it you can lead a horse to water, and if he walks on it patent him You can lead a horse to water, and if he walks on it patent him. You can lead a horse to water, but you can't make him tap-dance. You can lead a horticulture but you can't make her think. You can lead a horticulture, but you can't make her read You can lead a horticulture, but you can't make her think You can lead a horticulture, but you can't make her think. You can lead a man to ponder; you cannot make him think. You can lead a man to slaughter, but you can't make him think. You can lead a newbie to a BBS, but you can't make him post. You can lead a youth to college, but you can't make him think. You can log off any time you like, but you can never leave. You can multi-task on C-64s... keep a multitude of them. You can name your salary here call mine Sebastian. You can never be too rich or too silly. You can never discard too many bad ideas. You can never get rid of a bad temper by losing it. You can never stand still nor go backwards in time. You can never tell which way the train went by looking at the track. You can never tell which way the train went by looking at the tracks. You can never trust a woman; she may be true to you. You can observe a lot by just watching. You can observe a lot by watching. You can observe a lot just by watching. You can only be truly free if everyone else is truly free You can pick your friends & nose. You can't pick your friends nose. You can pick your friends and you can pick your nose You can pick your friends, but not your relatives. You can plug in Virtually anywhere You can preach a better sermon with your life than with your lips. you can pretend to be serious, but not witty. You can prick your finger, but don't finger your prick. You can relax now. He's not coming. You can say you're (excrement) out of luck! You can see a lot just by observing. Yogi Bera You can send me to college, but you can't make me think. You can send someone to college, but you can't make him think. You can sentence her to watching old movies??? You can stop reading now, I've finished my message You can teach an old dog new tricks, under protest. You Can Tell An Owner By Its Cat. You Can Tell An Owner By Its Dog. You can tuna fish if it's in the right scale. You can tuna piano, but you can't tuna fish... You can tune a piano but you can't tuna fish. You can tune a piano but you cant tuna fish. You can tune a piano, but you can't tuna fish. You can turn ANY conversation into one about sex! You can write until sated, but no one must read it. You can't argue with a sick mind! You can't avoid a little ugliness... You can't be Batman to all the Robins of the world. You can't be first, but you can be next. You can't beat the real thing... You can't believe everything you hear, but you can repeat it. You can't believe everything your hear. You can't cross a chasm in two small jumps. You can't do that. It's been digitally cursed. You can't duck an Uzi, but you can Uzi a duck! You can't eat your friends and have them too. You can't evaluate a man by logic alone. You can't even cut the cheese. You can't fall off the floor. You can't fool me, that's DIRTY DANCING, I see. You can't fool me--there ain't no sanity clause. You can't get out more than you put in You can't get snot off of a suede jacket. - Lenny Bruce You can't get there from here. You can't go home again, unless you set $HOME. You can't go potty at a Beatles' concert because there is no John You can't go wrong, if you shield your dong. You can't have everything. Where would you put it? You can't have everything. Where would you put it? You can't have everything... where would you put it? You can't have everything...where would you put it? You can't have money like that and not swell out. You can't judge a book by the way it wears its hair. You can't judge Egypt by Aida. You can't jump a canyon in two leaps. You can't kiss a girl unexpectedly--only sooner than she thought you would. You can't make a silk purse out of a sow's ear. You can't MobyTurbo with an internal Z! You can't plant me in your penthouse, I'm going back to my plow. You can't pray a lie. You can't roller skate in a buffalo herd.... You can't rollerskate in a buffalo herd... You can't scare me. I'm a teacher. You can't simply say, "Today I will be brilliant." You can't soar with dragons if you work with gargoyles. You can't spell HypoCrIte without HCI! You can't step twice in the same river. You can't step twice into the same river. You can't teach an old dogma new tricks. You can't teach old dogs new tricks. You can't teach people to be lazy - either they have it or they don't. You can't tell a book by its movie. You can't un-melt a snowflake... You can't underestimate the power of fear. You can't win them all, but you can sure lose them all. You can't win. You can't break even. You can't even quit the game. You can't win. You can't break even. You can't even quit. You cannot antagonize and influence at the same time. You cannot be too careful in the choice of your enemies. You cannot determine beforehand which side of the bread to butter. You cannot dry dishes with a wet towel You Cannot Escape! Resistance Is Futile! You cannot kill time without assaulting eternity. You cannot kill time without injuring eternity You cannot kill time without injuring eternity. You cannot propel yourself forward by patting yourself on the back. You cannot propel youself forward by patting yourself on the back. You cannot see the wood for the trees. You cannot see the wood for the trees. John Heywood You cannot tell how deep a puddle is until you step in it. You could be worse...you could be twins! You could do better, but why bother? You could have knocked me over with a fender. You couldn't get me on Mars if it were the last place on earth. You dance the tagline tango divinely, my dear. You dialed 5483. You did it backwards Nurse! I said prick his boil! You did vote NO I guess ?... You did WHAT with TurboTax??? OMG!! You DIDN'T hear it from me! You disagree? May I plea guilty by reason of sanity? You disgust me DO IT some more! You do *what* on this holodeck? * Scotty You do not need a needle for ruptured pigs. You don't buy beer, you just rent it You don't buy beer, you just rent it... You don't buy beer, you just temporarily divert it You don't buy beer, you merely rent it. You don't buy beer, you only rent it for a while. You Don't buy beer, You rent it! You don't buy beer, you rent it... You don't deserve it, but I'm glad it happened! You don't get it boy, this is an operating table. You don't give a damn about apathy. You don't have to be a cannibal to get fed up with people. You don't have to be intelligent to use it but it helps. You don't have to let a beer win. You don't have to think too hard when talking to teachers You don't have to worry about that: it's virtual! You don't know it, but this is a subliminal tagline...... You don't know what you want, and are willing to go through hell to get it. You don't know your own strength. You've never seen any. You don't move to Edina, you achieve Edina. You don't need a weatherman to know which way the wind blows. You don't need to be a cannibal to be fed up with people. You don't understand something so you become fearful. You don't usually see that kind of behavior in a major appliance. You don't vote? Don't criticize the government, then! You dont buy beer, you rent it... You dream of things that aren't and ask "why not?". You eat too much - it keeps you alive! You either believe in yourself or you don't. You either get an OLMR, or get on the all time twit list! You enjoy the company of other people. You ever notice how boogers don't smell? You examine any object; you question everything. You feel a whole lot more like you do now than you did when you used to. You fight with the strength of many men, sir knight. You fill a much--needed gap. You folks aren't talking about Barney, are you? I'm outta here. You fool! That's the History Eraser Button!!! You found it? Run it over to Mr. Bobbitt's operating room You found it? Run it over to Operating Room #2 for John Bobbitt. You found it? Take it over to Operating Room 2 for John Bobbitt. YOU get 6 F R E E Steak Knives with every Tagline. You get the most of what you need the least. You Get Used To Those Things... You give away a lot of advice. You only charge what it's worth. You go to heaven....God sneezes... What do you say? You go Uruguay, I'll go mine. You got a problem kid ?... ---celenza You got any more taglines I can plagiarize ? You got to start somewhere if you're going end elsewhere. You got to stop screwing around, daddy. You GOTS to be kidding! You gotta know when to code 'em, know when to modem. You gotta know when to hold 'em, know when to fold 'em. You gotta play by my rules, It's my football. You gotta watch her! She'll say anything! You hate mail. You have 2 choices for dinner--take it or leave it. You have 60 mins a day, BUT you cannot d/l unless you... You have a frog in your pocket? You have a massage. (From the Swedish prime minister.) You have a strong appeal for members of the opposite sex. You have a strong appeal for members of your own sex. You have a tendency to feel you are superior to most computers. You have a will that can be influenced by all with whom you come in contact. You have an important role as a negative example. You have been selected for a secret mission. You have fallen so far behind, there is no reason to log in. You have had a long--term stimulation relative to business. You have hate mail. You have junk mail. You have mail. You have many friends and very few living enemies. You have no file restrictions! I want more file access ...[NO CARRIER] You have no RIGHTS to be Politically Correct yOU HAve OfFIcialLY eNTereD tHe PRepoStERous ZonE. You have only a very small head and must live within it. You have such a keen sense of the obvious. you have the attention span of a ferret on a double mocha (for the non You have the bridge, Number One--I have to go number two! You have the capacity to learn from mistakes. You will learn a lot today. You have the right to remain silent.... You have to be an antique to appreciate them. You have to run between the raindrops if you want to see the sun... You have to wonder about any period in history in which people are saying that God is dead and Elvis is alive. You have violated Robot's Rules of Order. You have your problems, and I have yours. You haven't a single redeeming vice. You hold 'em off, I'll go for help. (heh-heh-heh) You humans are all alike. You in the red uniform, see what that noise is."-- Kirk You just can't beat cubic inches. You just contradicted me! You just wasted four seconds reading this tag line ... You kill my father. Prepare to die. You killed Ted, you medieval dick-weed! - Bill You Klingon son, you killed my bastard! Got that wrong. You Klingon sons, you killed my bastard! No, wait.... You Klingon sons, you've killed my bastard... no, wait.. You knew the job was dangerous when you took it! You knew the job was dangerous when you took it, Fred... You knew this job was dangerous when you took it! You know how Einstein got bad grades as a kid? Well, MINE are even WORSE! You know that feeling when you're leaning back on a stool and it starts to tip You know that little Burwell is going to cause me a lot of trouble. You know the price of everything and the value of nothing. You know us Sysops, It's always the other guys fault ;-) You know what's going on, don't you? * Ace You know you're a Redneck if. You call your father 'Uncle Dad'. You know you're dieting when postage stamps taste good. You know you're getting old when everything dries up or leaks. You know you're really old when stop buying green bananas You know, names aren't magic. They are merely handles. You know...in a hundred years I just might get to like you. You learn as much by writing as you do by reading. You learn something useless every day. You live and learn. Or you don't live long. You live and you learn - or you don't live long. YOU look like an elephant! You look marvelous. You look rather rash my dear your colors don't quite match your face. You lookin' at me? I don't see anyone else around.... You lose the beat, you lose the rhythm! You lost WHAT source code? You made a woman MEOW? You made my day, now you have to sleep in it You made my head explode. You make ends meet...and they hate each other! You make it we take it. You may already be a wiener! You may be a loser for a long time before you realize it. You may be a lover but you ain't no dancer! You may be affluent, but you're full of effluent. You may be recognized soon. Hide. You may be recognized soon. Perhaps you should hide? You may be Southern -- but you're no Comfort. You may call me by my name, Wirth, or by my value, Worth. - Nicklaus Wirth You may now log in to life. Password: You may now log in to life. Password: ________ You may shut your doors against a thief but not against a liar. You may steal THIS tag, but you can't get my whole file! You may use this tagline 30 days before registering. You mean "TACO BELL" is NOT a Mexican telephone company? You mean everything above the tagline ISN'T line noise? You mean I can put stuff past column 72? WOW! UNIX is great! You mean I can send mail to myself? You mean the moon is NOT swiss cheese? You mean this *isn't* the Mindless Chatter echo? You mean this isn't a conga line? Damn I brought my castanets! You mean you think Windows NT **ISN'T** a joke?! You mean, we have ANOTHER modem to feed? You meet such Interesting People at conventions. You might as well - I stole yours. You might as well fall flat on your face as lean too far backward. You might as well. I stole yours. You might be a redneck if Jack Daniels makes your list of admired people You might have mail. You might say I'm a dreamer, but I'm not asleep. You might say Lorena Bobbitt took the situation in hand. You might say Lorena Bobbitt took the situation in hand... You might want to get a band-aid for that. You missed an invaluable opportunity for silence! You misunderstood. Bush ACTUALLY said 'No nude Texans.' You must be from the shallow end of the gene pool. You must know much before you know how little you know. You must know your limits to break through them. You must open TROUSER.ZIP to access Drive P. You must realize: Sweatwork is the only road to fitness. You need not worry about your future. You need tender loving care once a week - so that I can slap you into shape. You need the MANUALS to use this tagline! You need to relax, Dax. Take a chill pill, Trill! You never "find" time, but you can always "make" it. You never act da way ya should & I like it You never act da way ya should & I like it. You never find a lost article until you replace it. You never have mail. You never have to explain things you never said. You never knew what you were missing. You never know unless you ask, answer not guaranteed. You never realize how short a month is until you pay alimony. You never really learn to swear until you learn to drive. You never talk dirty to me. You now have Asian Flu. You obviously mistook me for someone who knows. you of course know that I still love ya. :) You only have a problem if you think it is a problem. You only see the world you make. You ought to be in pixels. You ought to take the bull between the legs. You ought to take the bull between the teeth. You own a dog, but you can only feed a cat. You paid cover to get in here. HA! You paycheck will be assimilated - Clinton of Borg You pays your money and you takes your choice. You prefer the company of the opposite sex, but are well liked by your o You prefer the company of the opposite sex, but are well liked by your own. You promised a drug-free America, and we want our free drugs *now*. You read me like a book, more like a dirty magazine! You realize how short a month when you pay alimony. You really piss me off Jim. McCoy You roll my log, and I will roll yours. You said a mouseful! You said Windows was a Power Tool??? You sass that hoopy Ford Prefect? You saw my hard disk drive off? Where? You say "FORMAT C:" will give me more space?? You say that now, but try chewing a child the next time you're car sick. You say things with your eyes that others waste time putting into words. You see what I'm sayin'? You see, but you do not observe. - Sir Arthur Conan You seem unimpaled so far.... Q You send `em to school ... they eat the books. You shall be rewarded for a dastardly deed. You shall know the truth and be freed. You shall know the truth, and it shall make you odd. You should avoid hedging, at least that's what I think. You should avoid hedging; at least, that's what I think. You should go hang your head in shame...and leave your body on it! You should go hang yourself in shame...and leave your body on it! You should go home. You should hardly ever equivocate. You should presently be able to deal from a full deck. You should use contraceptives at every conceivable occasion. You should've heard me before you got here. Ro You showed admirable restraint for one so small. Worf You sick puppy! It's time for your shot...like the one Old Yeller got! You spotted snakes with double tongue... be not seen. You still need the last file you removed. You swallowed a WHAT? You take the blond, I'll take the one in the turban. You tell 'em Bald Head, you're smooth. You tell 'em Banana, You've been skinned. You tell 'em Bank, You're safe. You tell 'em Bean, He's stringing you. You tell 'em Brake, you've got the drag. You tell 'em Butcher, You've got a lot of tongue. You tell 'em cabbage, You've got the head. You tell 'em calendar, You've got lots of dates. You tell 'em Cashier, I'm a poor teller. You tell 'em Cat, That's what you're fur. You tell 'em Cemetery, You are so grave. You tell 'em Chloroform, You can put them to sleep. You tell 'em Church Bell, I told you. You tell 'em Cigarette, you're lit up. You tell 'em Clock, You've got the time. You tell 'em Cucumber, I've been pickled. You tell 'em Custard Pie, you've got the crust. You tell 'em Dentist, You've got the pull. You tell 'em Dictionary, you're full of information. You tell 'em Doctor, you've got the patience. You tell 'em Dough, You're well bred. You tell 'em Electricity, You can shock 'em. You tell 'em Envelope, you're well posted. You tell 'em Gambler, you've got winning ways. You tell 'em Goldfish, you've been around the globe. You tell 'em Hard-Boiled Egg, you're hard to beat. You tell 'em Horse, you carry a tale. You tell 'em Horse, You carry a tale. You tell 'em Hunter, I'm a duck. You tell 'em Hunter, I'm game. You tell 'em June, And don't July. You tell 'em Manicurist, I've been trimmed. You tell 'em Moon, You're out all night. You tell 'em Mountain, I'm only a bluff. You tell 'em Operator, you've got their number. You tell 'em Owl, You're wise. You tell 'em Piano, You're upright and square. You tell 'em Playing Cards, you know the joker. You tell 'em Printer, I'm not your type. You tell 'em Railroad, It's not along my line. You tell 'em September Morn, no one has anything on you. You tell 'em Shoemaker, you know awl. You tell 'em Simon, I'll Legree. You tell 'em Skyscraper, You have more than one story. You tell 'em Submarine, I can't seaplane. You tell 'em Teacher, you've got the class. You tell 'em, Bald Head, You're smooth. You think I care which way you face? O'Brien You think paying an expert is expensive? Try an amateur! You think that's bad? You think you have problems? My sundial is running slow. You think you have troubles? Even my sundial is slow. You think you have troubles? My sundial is slow. You think you're smart, huh? You think you can outsmart a bullet? You threw out my WHAT? You took the TagLines right out of my mouth..... You used to be indecisive. Now you're not sure. You want it when ?? You want it when?? You want me to clean what??? You want me to pay for bug fixes??? You want programming jokes? Ok: Pascal, COBOL, You want the good new first or the bad news? You want to smell my WHAT? You want your ski....Go get it. You were s'posed to laugh! You were sucking on my WHAT??? You were told not to feed me after midnight! You WHAT?! You told my wife I said I was in total control You whizzed on the electric fence, didn't you? - Satan You will always find something in the last place you look. You will be a winner today. Pick a fight with a four-year-old. You will be a winner today. Fight with a four-year-old. You will be a winner today. Pick a fight with a three-year old. You will be aided greatly by a person whom you thought to be unimportant. You will be audited by the Internal Revenue Service. You will be awarded the Nobel Peace Prize--posthumously. You will be held hostage by a radical group. You will be invited to dine with many important people. Once. You will be reincarnated as a toad; and you will be much happier. You will be squirrely today. You will be surprised by a loud noise. You will be tested on the above material! You will be the last person to buy a Chrysler. You will be the victim of a bizarre joke. You will be told about it tomorrow. You will be told about it tomorrow. Go home and prepare thyself. You will be winged by an anti--aircraft battery. You will become rich and famous unless you don't. You will die of terminal acne. You will experience a strong urge to do good; but it will pass. You will feel hungry again in another hour. You will find what is not lost and enter where there are no doors. You will forget that you ever knew me. You will gain money by an illegal or immoral action. You will give someone a piece of your mind, which you can ill afford. You will have a long and boring life. You will have a long and unpleasant discussion with your supervisor. You will have good luck and over come hardships. You will have many recoverable tape errors. You will know happy motorcyclist by the bug stains on his teeth. You will lose an important file. You will need the MANUALS to use this tagline! You will never be younger than you are today...& vice versa. You will never be younger then you are today.. You will never get any better if you don't push yourself. You will not be elected to public office this year. You will outgrow your usefulness. You will outlive those who seek to destroy you. You will pass away very quickly. You will pioneer the first Martian colony. You will remember something that you should not have forgotten. You will soon forget this. You will soon meet a strangler who will become your fiend. You will spend the rest of your life in the future. You will survive the conflagration. You will visit the Dung Pits of Glive soon. You will win success in whatever calling you adopt. You will wish you hadn't. You win some and you lose some. But think qualitatively. You won first prize..! Send me $50. and I'll send your prize! You would if you could but you can't so you won't. You [humans] are, after all, essentially irrational. You! What PLANET is this? McCoy, stardate 3134.0. You! In the red, investigate that noise. Kirk You! What PLANET is this? You'd better run ----- Pink Floyd You'd make a perfect stranger. You'd think there were ENOUGH quotes, already... You'd think we'd be tired of this by now, but what do YOU know. You'll always overlook one of those pins in a new shirt. You'll be sorry. You'll come a waltzin' matilda with me.... You'll get what's coming to you.. Unless it's mailed. You'll know when your ready for it. You'll learn something about men and women You'll like that a lot. You'll love it Dad! It's fully assembled! You'll never find it, in all that loose clothing. You'll never get dizzy doing a good turn. You'll never get there and if you do, you won't know. You'll never get to heaven if you pay a lawyer. You'll never know until you ask the right source. You'll pay to know what you really think! You're a better man than I, Rin Tin Tin. You're a card which will have to be dealt with. You're a free thinker. Your thoughts aren't worth anything. You're a funny guy! - Goodfellas You're a glutton for punishment? :) You're a lapsed atheist, dear. You're a legend in your own mind You're a loser when your dog gets a new best friend. You're a person who travels well. Now start travelling. You're a real loser when your dog gets a new best friend+ You're a Redneck if: Your beltbuckle is heavier than 4 lbs. You're a Redneck if: Your entertained by a 6-pack and a bug-zapper. You're a Redneck if: Your porch collapses and more than 3 dogs die. You're about as funny as a beerfart in a space suit. You're all insane and trying to steal my magic bag You're being followed, cut out hanky-panky for a few days You're born single, profit from the experience You're certainly thoughtless. I wish you were speechless, too. You're dead in this town, fella. You're dead, Jim. You're DIS-PICABLE! You're driving me to nervous prostitution! You're from the planet Earth. You're getting sleepy, sleepier... You're God? yeah right, let me speak to your mother! You're it! You're listening to KPLA, Klingon radio: All glory, all the time! You're lucky I don't cast you out, or smite you.... Q You're my hero! You're nearly duplicated, but avoided twinning just in time. You're never a loser until you quit trying. You're never alone with schizophrenia You're Never Alone With Schizophrenia. You're no failure...you're not dead yet! You're not afraid of bats, are you Worf? Beverly You're not afraid of heights, are you Doctor? Worf You're not bald. You just have an extra large part in your hair. You're not drunk as long as you can hold onto the floor. You're not drunk if you can lie on the floor without holding on. You're not going into a song while I'm here! You're not like the others: you like the same things I do You're old when you forget how to start your rocking chair. You're on report, Ensign. My quarters, 1900 hrs. Riker You're one in a million. Thank heavens! You're one to tell me what I can and can't sense. Troi You're only as old as the women you feel You're only as old as you feel.. the next day You're only young once, but you can be immature forever. You're only young once. You're immature forever. You're only young once. You're immature forever. You're pretty cool sometimes, Beavis... You're probes have touched me, Mr. Spock. Sargon You're really hard up if you steal *this* tagline. You're sick and digusting, I like that in a person!! You're so brave to expose all those popsicle toes. You're so CUTE when you're mad. You're so CUTE when you're righteous! You're so narrowminded you can see thru a keyhole with both eyes! You're so ugly , your pshyciatrist makes you lie face down . You're so vain I bet you think this tagline's about you You're so vain I bet you think this tagline's about you. You're so vain, I bet you think this tagline's about you. You're so weak the only thing you've ever licked is people's boots. You're soaking in it You're something that happens once in a million years - thank heavens! You're standing where I want to pee. You're talking mad! You're the reason my dog is pregnant, aren't you?! You're The Reason They Made A Passing Lane To Begin With! You're throwing it all out the Windows! You're too beautiful to ignore.Too much woman. You're twisted and sick; I like that in a person! You're twisted, perverted, & sick. I like that You're twisted, perverted, & sick. I like that! You're ugly and your mother makes you use dumb taglines. You'renotdrunkifyoudon't steponyourhandwalkingtoyourdoor You've been leading a dog's life. Stay off the furniture. You've been leading a dog's life. Stay off the furniture. You've been smoking that stuff again, uh? You've certainly got smooth skin - between the wrinkles, that is. You've given me something to live for: revenge. You've got a big hole in your head...now shut it! You've got to hand it to the IRS. If not, they'll come and take it. You've got to have an ace in the hole. You've gotta love it, though you don't have to respect it the next day. You've reached middle age when all you exercise is caution. You've seen one Tribble, you've seen 'em all! You've seen the beach. Now GO HOME. From us in New Jersey. You, sir, are an ambisexual walnut. - Bloom County You, sir, are an ambisexual walnut. -Bloom County YOU? Run MY bar?!?!? Wahahahaha! - Quark Young flesh and old fish are best. Young gorillas are friendly, but they soon learn. Young programmers are the best! [and the cockiest] Youngsters remember anything if it happened or not. Your aims are high, and you are incapable of much. Your analyst has you confused with another patient. Your ancestors were real swingers - from trees and gallows. Your average mind numbing, brain-blowing experience. Your best response: Seethe and fume and throw a tantrum. Your bootsector is being destroyed! Your boss is thinking about you. Your call will be answered in the order it was ignored. Your cart just ran over my dogma Your cart just ran over my dogma. Your cat just ran over my dog. Your cat's missing? Have you checked my bumper? Your choice about Jesus affects all other choices. Your code is theoretically beautiful, but it won't work. Your code will not compile cleanly as written. Your computer account is overdrawn. Please re-authorize. Your computer does WHAT????!!! Your computer does what????? Your computer will self-destruct in 5 seconds Your computer will self-destruct in 5 seconds. Your couch or mine?? Your crt is 2 loud. turn it down! Your depth of comprehension may tend to make you lax in worldly ways. Your disk will self--destruct in 5 seconds. Your E-Mail has been returned due to insufficient voltage Your e-mail has been returned due to insufficient voltage. Your empty file directory has been deleted. Your enemies are closing in. Your epidermis is showing! Your ex just called. She's with the IRS now. Your family tree has no branches. Your foot, Your mouth, ....Go arrange a meeting. Your Freudian slip is showing. Your future, with the Maker or the Baker is up to you. Your hair's thinning - Who wants fat hair? Your heart is pure, and your mind clear, and your soul devout. Your home, and indeed some Cadillacs, have more computing power than many third-world nations. -- Daniel Siewiorek. Your house has no curtains, but your pick-up truck does Your idea of safe sex is a pillow covering the head-board. Your ignorance cramps my conversation. Your inlaws on your wife's side usually are ... Your jelly doughnuts will be assimilated. Elvis of Borg. Your karma just ran over my dogma Your karma just ran over my dogma. Your kharma just ran over my dogma Your kind don't deserve a tagline. You need a toe tag for your mind! Your lies and sweet talk don't even cause me pain... Your life story would not make a good book. Don't even try. Your logic was impeccable, Captain. We are in grave danger. Your lucky color is fading. Your lucky number has been discontinued. Your lucky star imploded into a black hole. - Ziggy Your maleage may vary. Your car may not run. Your Mama don't dance and your Daddy don't Rock & Roll Your mama's so ugly, she puts on her makeup in the dark! Your meaningless drivel has been noted. Your message here, here, here, here, here, here, everywhere. Your message here, there, everywhere. Your mileage may vary. Your mode of life will be changed to 0644. Your mode of life will be changed to ASCII. Your mode of life will be changed to EBCDIC. Your most pleasing taglines are not duplicated. Your most useful program will be continually improved until it is useless. Your mother dates Kennedys! Your mother had morning sickness after you were born. Your Mother is a Ferrengi Ho! Your mother was a hamster, and your father smelt of elderberries! Your mother wears combat boots in the bathtub. Your mother's gonna LOVE me! Your motherboard wears combat reboots.... Your move, creep! Your near duplicate taglines are not pleasing. Your near duplicate taglines are wasted space. Your nearly duplicate taglines are wasted space. Your nearly duplicated taglines are wasted space. Your neat tagline was just stolen by SLMR20 - Thanks! Your not hearing what I'm saying. Your not welcome on the next level!!! Your official Borg-moderator designation is now one of two. Your own mileage may vary. Your piss poor planning is not necessarily my emergency! Your program is sick! Shoot it and put it out of its memory. Your project will be late. Your resume will be used on the "Tonight Show" monologue. Your shoe is ringing. Your sin, was it of omission, commission, or emission? Your sister is dating a musician! Your skin looks like baby skin - with diaper rash! Your so out to lunch you make me hungry. Your solution stinks. The problem is very interesting. Your Southeastern Micro Focus COBOL Connection Your species is self-destructive. Your spelling checker,dont write Nome without it Your stareing at me arn't you? ADMIT IT Your statement fully describes the situation partially. Your sweet words suck a morning dew off the honeysuckle. Your sweet words suck the morning dew off the honeysuckle Your tagline has been assimilated. - BorgReader Your tagline here. $15.95/mo. Sorry, no C.O.D.'s Your temporary financial embarrassment will be relieved in a surprising manner. Your to twisted for this puter, GET OUT!!! Your trouble is that your absence makes good company. Your Virus is now STONED. Legalize ViruScan Your wife's other car is a broom! Your work is very poor, but at least it's slow. Your Yin and Yang are no longer on speaking terms. Your Zip file is open. Your, uh, your wife, does she go, eh, does she go, eh? Youth + confidence + myopia = naivete. Youth Culture Killed My Dog. Youth doesn't excuse everything. Youth had been a habit of hers so long that she could not part with it. Youth is a disease from which we all hopefully recover! Youth is a gift of nature...Middle age is a work of art! Youth is not a time of life, it's a state of mind. Youth isn't a time of life but a state of mind. Youth isn't a time of life, but a state of mind. Youth, a habit of hers so long she couldn't part with it. Youth...Middle Age...My but you're looking good! Youthful figure: What you get when asking a woman's age. Yow! Yow! Am I having fun yet? Yow! Are we laid back yet? Yow! Are we wet yet? YOW!! Everybody out of the GENETIC POOL!" Yoyodyne Propulsions Sys,Inc - The 7th Dimension + Beyond YOZOZO! You are a mallard... Yuk! My Windows Are All GUI. Yukon Fred's Pizzeria and Gator Pit ywercs lla og tsuj sgniht semitemoS ZAMFIR PLAYS METALICA - Order your copy today! Zap! ZAP...ZAP...ZAP...click...click... Damn! My phaser's out of bullets. Zaphod Beeblebrox for Prime Minister! Zeal without knowledge is fire without light. Zealous attitude: Opinionated -work evaluationese Zen congressmen pass transcendental legislation. Zen Druidry: transcendental vegetation. Zen Druids practice Transcendental Vegetation. ZENOCIDE: The killing of ancient philosophers Zeroxpox - Skin disease of copier paper with large powdery blotches. Zeus gave Leda the bird. Ziggyuken: Catch It! Zilch! Mr. Dabolina Mr. Bob Dabolina Zimmerman's Law of Complaints: Nobody notices when things go right. Zimmerman's Law of Complaints: Nobody notices when things go right. ZIPiddy do.ZIPiddy yeay.... ZIPidy do Da, ARCidy Day . . . ZIPitty do dah, ARCity ay! Zippy says: Zippy the pinhead is a twit. Zirofsky of Borg: I will reassimilate Alaska and Finland. 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