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If you want someone who will eat whatever you put in front of him
and never says it's not quite as good as his mother made it...
...then buy a dog!
If you want someone who's always willing to go out, at any hour, for as long
and wherever you want...
...then buy a dog!
If you want someone who will never touch the remote control,
doesn't care about football, and can sit next to you as you watch
romantic movies...
...then buy a dog!
If you want someone who is content to get up on your bed
just to warm your feet and whom you can push off if he snores...
...then buy a dog!
If you want someone who never criticizes what you do,
doesn't care if you are pretty or ugly, fat or thin, young or old,
who acts as if every word you say is especially worthy of listening to,
and loves you unconditionally, perpetually...
...then GET A DOG!
But, on the other hand...
if you want someone
who will never come when you call,
ignores you totally when you come home,
leaves hair all over the place,
walks all over you,
runs around all night,
only to come home to eat and sleep,
and acts as if your entire existence is solely to ensure his happiness...
...then...
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...GET A CAT!
Come on, be honest... you thought I was going to say "then marry a man!"
Now why on earth would I recommend something as silly as that???
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[Contributed by Martie Woods]
Cat: The other white meat...
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