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A young couple are out for a romantic walk along a country lane. 

They walk hand in hand, and as they stroll the guy's lustful desire 
rises to a peak. He is just about to get frisky when she says, "I hope 
you don't mind but I really do need to pee."

Slightly taken aback by this vulgarity he replies, "OK. Then why don't 
you go behind this hedge?"

She nods in agreement and disappears behind the hedge. 

As he waits he can hear the sound of nylon knickers rolling down her 
long legs and imagines what is being exposed. Unable to contain his 
animal thoughts a moment longer he reaches a hand through the hedge and 
touches her leg. He quickly brings his hand further up her thigh until 
suddenly and with great astonishment finds himself gripping a long, 
thick appendage hanging between her legs.

He shouts in horror, "My goodness, Mary... have you changed your sex?"

"No," she replies. "I've changed my mind, I'm taking a dump instead."  


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[Contributed by lainey]

When dating a homeless girl you can drop her off anywhere...