Phone call from a gorgeous ex-girlfriend...



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I received a phone call from a gorgeous ex-girlfriend the other day.

We lost track of time, chatting about the wild, romantic nights we 
used to enjoy together. I couldn't believe it when she asked if I'd 
be interested in meeting up and rekindling a little of that "magic".

"Wow!" I said. "I don't know if I could keep pace with you now. 
I'm a bit older and a bit balder than when you last saw me."

She just giggled and said she was sure I'd "rise to the challenge".

"Yeah," I said, "just so long as you don't mind a man with a waistline
that's a few inches wider these days!"

She laughed and told me to stop being so silly. She teased me by 
saying that tubby bald men were cute, and she was sure I would still 
be a great lover.
 
Anyway, she giggled and said, "I've put on a few pounds myself!"
 
So I told the fat bitch to fuck off. 


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[Contributed by Peter Woods]

Chastity is the worst of all sexual perversions.