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I received a phone call from a gorgeous ex-girlfriend the other day.
We lost track of time, chatting about the wild, romantic nights we
used to enjoy together. I couldn't believe it when she asked if I'd
be interested in meeting up and rekindling a little of that "magic".
"Wow!" I said. "I don't know if I could keep pace with you now.
I'm a bit older and a bit balder than when you last saw me."
She just giggled and said she was sure I'd "rise to the challenge".
"Yeah," I said, "just so long as you don't mind a man with a waistline
that's a few inches wider these days!"
She laughed and told me to stop being so silly. She teased me by
saying that tubby bald men were cute, and she was sure I would still
be a great lover.
Anyway, she giggled and said, "I've put on a few pounds myself!"
So I told the fat bitch to fuck off.
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[Contributed by Peter Woods]
Chastity is the worst of all sexual perversions.
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