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A dedicated Teamsters union worker was attending a convention in 
Las Vegas and decided to check out the local brothels. When he got 
to the first one, he asked the Madam, "Is this a union house?"

"No," she replied, "I'm sorry it isn't."

"Well, if I pay you $100, what cut do the girls get?"

"The house gets $80 and the girls get $20," she answered.

Offended at such unfair dealings, the union man stomped off down 
the street in search of a more equitable, hopefully unionized shop. 

His search continued until finally he reached a brothel where the Madam 
responded, "Why, yes sir, this is a union house. We observe all union 
rules."

The man asked, "And if I pay you $100, what cut do the girls get?" 

"The girls get $80 and the house gets $20."

"That's more like it!" the union man said.

He handed the Madam $100, looked around the room, and pointed to a 
stunningly attractive blonde. 

"I'd like her," he said.

"I'm sure you would, sir," said the Madam... 

Then she gestured to a 92-year old woman in the corner, "...but Ethel 
here has 67 years seniority, and according to union rules, she's next!"  


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[Contributed by Peter Woods]

"She is both the greatest asset and greatest liability to Clinton's
campaign for the White House. She is intelligent and has a successful
career of her own. She is also attractive, which is a two-edged sword;
with most men wanting to go to bed with her, and most women wanting
to scratch her eyes out."
- Time Magazine on Hillary Clinton, February 1992.