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Well, sometimes life is a bitch!

You come home after a long and hard working day.

You really hope that your unemployed and not-so-intelligent wife has 
at least cooked some dinner for you.

You struggle to get up the steps, find the key and open the door to 
your residence, only you find your wife sitting there on her stupid 
arse, eating dinner that she has cooked for herself only! 
 
Unbelievable! 

She's been home all day and couldn't even cook you dinner. 

And you think to yourself, "Why the fuck did I even marry her?"
 




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[Contributed by Senior]

Marriage is an expensive way for a man to get his laundry done for free.