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A guy goes into an adult store and asks for an inflatable doll.
 
The guy behind the counter asks, "Male or female?"
 
The customer replies, "Female!"
 
The counter guy asks, "Black or white?
 
The customer says, "White."

Counter guy asks, "Blonde, brunette, or redhead?"

Customer replies, "Brunette."
 
Counter guy asks, "Christian or Muslim?"
 
Customer cries out, "What the hell does religion have to do with it?"
 
Counter guy says, "The Muslim one blows itself up." 








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[Contributed by Peter Woods]

I'm really easy to get along with once you people learn to worship me...