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Kylie Minogue, Robbie Williams & Elton John were walking over a bridge.

Kylie trips and gets her head jammed between the railings. With a 
couple of sideways glances Robbie pulls down her knickers and shags 
her senseless.

He stands back. "Your turn", he tells Elton.

Elton starts crying.

"What's wrong?" asks Robbie. 
 
Elton sobs, "My head won't fit between the railings!"


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[Contributed by Peter Woods]

...cleverly disguised as a responsible adult.