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A Polish man moved to the USA and married an American girl.
Although his English was far from perfect, they got along very well
until one day he rushed into a lawyer's office and asked him if he
could arrange a divorce for him - "very quick."
The lawyer said that the speed for getting a divorce would depend on
the circumstances, and asked him the following questions:
Attorney: "Have you any grounds?"
Pole: "Ja, Ja, acre and half, and nice little home."
Attorney: "No, I mean... what is the foundation of this case?"
Pole: "Is made of concrete."
Attorney: "Does either of you have a real grudge?"
Pole: "No, we have carport, not need garage."
Attorney: "I mean, what are your relations like?"
Pole: "All my relations still in Poland."
Attorney: "Is there any infidelity in your marriage?"
Pole: "Ja, we have hi-fidelity stereo set and good DVD player."
Attorney: Does your wife beat you up?"
Pole: "No, I always up before her."
Attorney: "Is your wife a nagger?"
Pole: "No, she white."
Attorney: "So why do you want this divorce?"
Pole: "She going to kill me."
Attorney: "Really? What makes you think that?"
Pole: "I got proof.
Attorney: "What kind of proof?"
Pole: "She going to poison me. She buy a bottle at drugstore and put
on shelf in bathroom. I can read, and it say, 'Polish Remover'."
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[Contributed by Tom Kikonyogo]
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