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A hillbilly walks into an attorney's office wanting to file for divorce.

Attorney: "May I help you?"

Hillbilly: "Yea, I want to get me one of them dayvorces".

Attorney: "Well, do you have any grounds?"

Hillbilly: "Yea, I got about a hundred acres."

Attorney: "No, you don't understand. Do you have a case?"

Hillbilly: "No, I don't have a Case but I got a John Deere."

Attorney: "I mean, do you have a grudge?"

Hillbilly: "Yea, I got a grudge. That's where I park my John Deere."

Attorney: "No sir, I mean do you have a suit?"

Hillbilly: "Yes sir, I got a suit, I wear it to church on Sundays."

Attorney: "Well sir, does your wife beat you up or anything?"

Hillbilly: "No sir, we both get up about 4:30 in the mornin'."

Attorney: "Well, is she a nagger or anything?!?!?!?"

Hillbilly: "No she's a fine little white gal. But our last child was 
a nigger and that's why I want this dayvorce."


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[Contributed by Rufus Blairgowrie]

Marriage is an expensive way for a man to get his laundry done for free!