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A woman goes into a tattoo parlour and tells the artist that she wants 
a tattoo of a turkey on her right thigh, just below her bikini line. 
She also wants him to put "Happy Thanksgiving" under the turkey.

So the guy does it, and it comes out looking really good. The woman 
then instructs him to put a Santa tattoo with "Merry Christmas" up on 
her left thigh.

So the guy does it and it comes out looking good, too. As the woman gets
dressed to leave, the tattoo artist asks, "If you don't mind, could you 
tell me why you had me put such unusual tattoos on your thighs?"

She says, "I'm sick and tired of my husband complaining all the time 
that there's nothing good to eat between Thanksgiving and Christmas."


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[Selected by Jim Griffith @ rec.humor.funny]

Did you know that SANTA is an anagram for SATAN?