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An Italian, a Frenchman and a Redneck were discussing sex.

The Italian says, "When I've a finished a makina da love withah my 
girlfriend, I go down and gently tickle the back of her knees, she 
floats ah 6 inches above a da bed in ecstasy."

The Frenchman replies, "Zat is noting, when Ah've finished making ze 
love with ze girlfriend, Ah kiss all ze way down her body and zen, 
Ah lick za soles of her feet wiz mah tongue and she floats 12 inches 
above ze bed in pure ecstasy."

The Redneck says, "That ain't nuthin', buddy. When I finished done doin' 
it to the ole lady, I gits out of bed, walks over to the winder and wipe
my pecker on them curtains. She hits the freakin' ceiling!"


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[Contributed by Rufus Blairgowrie]

"I'm the bad guy? How did THAT happen?" - D-Fens in FALLING DOWN