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Two families move from Afghanistan to Australia.

When they arrive, the two fathers make a bet. 

In a year's time whichever family has become more Australian will win.

A year later they meet again over a barbie. 

The first man says, "My son is playing AFL, I had a meat pie with sauce
for breakfast and I'm on my way to pick up a case of VB, how about you?"

The second man replies, "Fuck off, towel head!"


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[Contributed by Peter Woods]

"Actually it's quite fun to fight them, you know. It's a hell of a hoot.
It's fun to shoot some people. I'll be right up there with you. I like 
brawling. You go into Afghanistan, you got guys who slap women around 
for five years because they didn't wear a veil. You know, guys like 
that ain't got no manhood left anyway. So it's a hell of a lot of fun 
to shoot them."
- Lt. Gen. James Mattis (February 2005)