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Two brothers, Anthony and Paul Nis, decided to open a business together 
and call the company "Nis & Nis".

One day, their receptionist told both brothers that she was resigning 
with immediate effect.

Shocked, the brothers asked, "But why?"

She said that it is too embarrassing to answer the phone as "Nis & Nis."

The brothers were confused, so the receptionist explained.

"A caller will ask to speak to Mr. Nis, and then I need to ask if they
want A. Nis or P. Nis!"


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[Contributed by Peter Woods]

Not one shred of evidence supports the notion that life is serious.