The blonde cousellor



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A blonde began a job as a primary school counsellor, and she was most 
eager to help. One day during break time Sandy noticed this boy standing 
all by himself on the side of a playing field while the rest of the kids 
enjoyed a game of football at the other. 

Sandy approached him and asked if he was alright. 

The boy said he was. 

A little while later, however, she noticed the boy was still in the 
same spot and still by himself.

Approaching again, Sandy said, "Would you like me to be your friend?" 

The boy hesitated, then said, "Okay", looking at the woman suspiciously. 
Feeling she was making progress, Sandy then asked, "Why are you standing 
here all by yourself?"

"Because," the little boy said "I'm the fucking goalie!"


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[Recovered from the archives]

Who is General Failure, and why did he read my hard disk?