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These are all legitimate companies.
They deal in regular products and services.
What they didn't do is consider their domain names before applying...
clearly prime candidates for the "What the fuck was I thinking?" Award!
01. On a site called whoRepresents?com you can find the name
of the agent that represents a particular celebrity.
Their domain name? Why, www.whorepresents.com, of course!
02. Experts Exchange is an online information and resource portal.
Visit them at www.expertsexchange.com.
Note: It used to be a portal for IT professionals (there's a hint of
irony there) and has since been renamed to www.experts-exchange.com.
03. Looking for a custom-made pen? Don't be fooled by imposters and go
straight to Pen Island at www.penisland.net.
04. If you're looking for a Californian therapist, you'll find advice
and more at TherapistFinder.
05. Much ado was generated when Italian battery manufacturer PowerGen
decided to name their domain PowerGenItalia (which has nothing to do
with the UK giant energy company of a similar name). That domain is
now "under construction" (and possibly owned by the manufacturers
of industrial-strength vibrators), with the Italian company's proper
domain at www.batterychargerpowergen.it.
06. The Australian Mole Station Native Plant Nursery can be found
at www.molestationnursery.com (now renamed to something far less
devious: www.molerivernursery.com)
07. ipAnywhere is a companion product for Symantec's pcAnywhere,
designed to enable connections between remote and host PCs across
the Internet. Check it out at www.ipanywhere.com.
08. The URL of the Cumming First United Methodist Church happens
to be www.cummingfirst.com.
09. Art designer Nigel Talamo's Speed of Art website can be seen
at www.speedofart.com.
10. Lake Tahoe and Crystal Bay seem to be nice and tranquil holiday
destinations that should not be mistaken for an urban descriptor
of loose women. Visit www.gotahoe.com for more.
11. Germans have a peculiar habit of spicing up their language by adding
English words at the most inopportune of places. A local bathroom
design and plumbing company have the URL www.bad-design.de
prominently displayed on their trucks. ("Bad" is German for "bath".)
The URL has been parked for years...
12. German software publisher Data Becker market a bathroom design
product called "Bad Designer". It remains unknown whether most
customers don't simply opt for a better edition.
There's no known English-language version.
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[Originally by misscellania.squarespace.com, additions by HMVH]
Stupidity got us into this mess -- why can't it get us out?
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